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Super, yeah.

The light.

Yeah, very good.

Great. Great, yeah.

I'm going to make one without the ball.

Great. There you go.

Yeah, like that. Smile.

Will someone bring us something to drink?

Let's do it again.

So, are you going to bring some pretty girls?

Come on, girls. Look at me.

Smile a little.

Yeah, great.

Smile.

That doesn't give you any ideas, does it?

It's not every day that you're going to go like that.

Listen, if he signs with me, his career will explode and the rest will follow.

Now honey, you're going to get fucked by your husband or whoever you want,

whoever is in your ass now.

I have to go to the bathroom, sorry.

Joel, you and I know that any agent worthy of this name can organize a day

like today.

You took me to parties... No, Denis is my representative since I was 16 years

old. And now I'm signing a contract.

Joel... Can I call you Joel?

You need to know that this job is a matter of network.

I'm doing a personal thing to make you the most famous footballer of all time.

Your face on TV, on all magazines, money like you've never dreamed of.

Men will want to be you.

And all women will want to sleep with you.

I won't sleep until I've succeeded.

How much?

50 000 per week.

It was a pleasure to have this conversation.

But where is he?

Listen,

time is money. He said he was going to the toilet. You can go get him.

Come on, find him.

Do you know what that means?

Shit!

Hmm.

Yeah.

Oui, je l'ai.

My heart. Don't touch my leg, okay?

Stop talking to me like that.

I'm your wife, so let me take care of you, okay?

Very well, thank you. Can you bring me some water, please?

You absolutely have to help me.

My wife makes me look completely crazy.

You're an idiot.

Your transfer was the biggest thing in history. He's in the Guinness World

Records. And you come to piss me off for your little wife who pisses you off?

What did we say?

You train, you play your last two matches and you don't take any risks.

And what would you like me to do, apart from that?

Oh yes, apart from what?

Kiss stupid girls, marry stupid girls and kiss even more stupid girls?

Thank you.

I'm going to be very clear.

You're not leaving this house, unless you're going to the clinic.

Okay? No parties, no girls, no alcohol, and no sex.

Okay. And don't be late.

Be careful.

Okay, bye.

I'm Ella. I'm your kine. You're my kine?

It feels good.

Trust me, I won't be home late.

What time do you plan to come back? Around 5 o'clock, I think. We have

dinner tonight, remember?

Be careful on the road.

Yes? Yeah. Good.

I could play next week.

Maybe you shouldn't overdo it.

So, were you planning to go to the gym without your bag?

Do I have a head?

Relax.

I feel better now.

But finally, did you see what time it is?

There's nothing ready!

I wanted to tell you, you know, it's not very nice.

Because you, you touch me, and I, I can't touch you.

Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really just saying nonsense.

You really have to hear this kind of nonsense a lot, don't you?

Yeah.

Us, the players, we're really stupid sometimes with women.

We disrespect them.

We go over the line a lot.

I mean, you have to put up with that all the time. You have to be a strong woman

so you don't lose your smile, you know?

Isn't that right?

I mean, especially when you see your way of doing things.

For me, you know you're cute.

And on top of that, you're smart.

It's not like those girls I meet in the shops over there.

There are only stupid models, stupid girls.

You know, for me, the most important thing is to have something in there.

You understand?

In fact, I think we're both smart.

You know, I haven't met any real women since my wife left.

Amen.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry

Mmm.

Ah!

Yeah.

18 years old.

Blonde.

Thin. She's a model.

Big lips, no blood.

Big eyebrows.

The Hotel Valmont, five weeks ago.

Listen, if you don't remember, I know a tabloid journalist who has the whole

video to refresh your memory.

The pretty video of Miss Eyebrows.

Oh shit.

That's it.

So you pack your suitcase, you take your wife, you take the plane.

Et je m'en occupe.

Ugh.

Oh.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Wait.

Mr. Hoskin.

If he treated women the way he treats the ball, he would have less problems, I

assure you. With an hebdomadary salary of about 250,000 pounds, will his life

be threatened?

He's more of a man to a woman than a footballer. The most expensive player of

all time.

Well, I'm not sure that his transfer to the Italian capital is the best thing

for him. Or for his wife, by the way.

A team's kinesiotherapist told the press that Ryan had had sexual relations with

her after his wife's departure.

C'est une belle femme, mais je suis sûr qu'elle ne sera pas la dernière à lui

montrer ses griffes.

Ryan et sa femme vivaient encore sous le même toit à l'époque, et Madame

Brackwell se refuse pour l'instant à tout commenter.

On ne sait pas encore quelle sera sa réaction.

My husband.

I think you can find him at the clinic.

He has a chronic elongation.

But seriously, I would say that your husband is really all wrong.

If you were my nana, I would not be wrong.

Because you are canon.

It would be a real shame not to share.

There's nothing he won't have deserved.

And you deserve better.

Bye.

Mmm.

Qu'est-ce que tu fais là, exactement ? Ça, c'est pas tes affaires. Allez vous

faire foutre, tous les deux, et le transfert par la même occasion. Écoute

-moi bien, petite chose, d'accord ? Tu vas faire combien, là ? 80 000 ? Si t'es

douée, hein.

Mais dans six mois, pour payer ton tour chez le coiffeur, tes jolis vêtements,

tes vacances, t'auras besoin de moi et de Ryan.

Ton mec est sur le point de faire 250 millions.

C'est pas le jour d'avoir des principes.

Maintenant, rentre chez toi.

Despite the controversy around the football player, during the last six

months, Brian Brightwell has been transferred for the sum of 250 million

pounds to the Italian Giants.

Half a million a week!

You're really brilliant, my love.

I love you, my heart.

Anyway, you're really a bastard.

And I hope you haven't forgotten our agreement, my love.

Get ready to lick his boots, okay?

To our health.

For new things.

And I'm not just talking about handbags.

Ladies, excuse me, but I have to go to the bathroom.

Bon, quand j'ai parlé de nouvelles choses, Ryan et moi, on est arrivés à un

accord tous les deux.

De quoi tu parles ? Eh bien, il va commencer par baiser d'autres femmes.

Et il va le faire avec moi.

Et on va commencer avec toi.

Maintenant... Il n'y a rien qui empêche Ryan de changer d'agent, n'est-ce pas ?

Et donc ? Donc ? Est-ce que tu

es prête à nous rendre heureux ?

C'est moi qui choisis.

Tu te souviens de ça?

Okay.

Shh.

Wow.

Oh shit.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Fuck you.

Today, Ryan Brightwell has become the most expensive footballer in history.

I wish him, as well as his wonderful wife, the best for the rest of their

adventures.

Is it true that the management authorities have decided to conduct an

investigation into certain transfers you have managed?

How does your wife look, Jim?