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Diddy got a booty beaten.

How you like it now, Diddy?

Okay, Dave Mack, what happened? Who gave Diddy a booty beaten?

Objection. My rear end. Charlie, we're getting reports that your son has been

found in your basement.

Sir?

How could your son be alive in your basement?

I

have

no idea.

You know, suddenly I've lost my appetite, Sean Combs, and I think it's

because of you.

Breaking news tonight.

Did he hungry?

Sean Combs apparently refusing jail food.

I'm so mad I could chew a nail in half right now. Chew a nail in half.

Oh, was that Diddy again begging for forgiveness?

Again?

Oh, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy at it again.

Legal advocate?

Legal advocate? My rear end.

Any sense that you owe Casey Anthony an apology?

John, can I ask you, why would you ask me that?

That's just so nonsensical.

No offense,

but you're wasting my time.

I got one hour tonight, and you just wasted almost one minute of it.

Who's going to buy top mom Casey Anthony's memoir?

O.J. Simpson, Ted Bundy, Beelzebub, Lucifer.

This is Alex Murdoch speaking.

Mags and Pawpaw have been talking to Roro, Stanky Leg, Little Jimmy, and

Fathead, who heard about the pill pills from Handsome and Dibble Dabble, who

told Buss Buss and Em, who threatened to call the po-po on the talkie-talkie.

Breaking news tonight, Diddy Boo Hoo.

Diddy Wines trying to get transferred to another more cushy jail.

The judge has sentenced Sean Combs to a slap on the wrist.

Okay,

let it never be said that I do not have self-control.

Because listening to you, Dale Carson, I nearly bit my tongue off.

Okay? You gave me chest pains because almost everything you said.

is completely irrelevant and has nothing to do with this i don't know how you

managed to work in moonshiners of the prohibition act back in 1930 something

to what's happening now almost 100 years later