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♪ upbeat musical intro ♪

Ah, Phoebe, you're just in time.

Max has made a presentation to update President Kickbutt

on the Mastermind mission.

Hit it, Thunderford.

[heroic music playing from screen]

[laughs]

Where's the rest of it?

Oh, that's as far as I got.

I was almost proud of you, Max.

Another excellent use of my abilities.

Max, that mission update was missing everything.

Like how Lazlo Chance,

the richest man in Secret Shores,

might be The Mastermind.

You think I had time to add that

and photoshop you onto a baby?

Max, you and Chloe and I were brought to Secret Shores

to take down The Mastermind.

Fine, we just need to find proof

that bazillionaire Lazlo Chance is The Mastermind.

Since Chloe's crushing on his son,

maybe she can suss out the deets.

That's a good idea.

Here's another one. You're too old to say

-"suss out the deets." -Mmm.

But we can't tell Chloe we think B.C.'s dad is The Mastermind.

If we're wrong, she will never trust us again.

Well, maybe we're worried about nothing.

You know, B.C.'s back in France in boarding school.

Chloe's probably forgotten all about him by now.

No, you hang up, B.C.

No, you hang up.

No, you!

She has not forgotten.

-We definitely can't tell Chloe. -Tell me what?

Oh, hi.

Thought you'd be hanging up for a few more minutes.

We were just saying that, um...

You and B.C. are so cute.

Even though B.C. is stuck in France for boarding school,

we still talk "chaque jour."

-That means "every day." -[phone rings]

Oh! It's B.C. again. See you guys.

No, you say hello first.

No, you!

Well, I guess that means we're on our own for the intel.

I'll hack into Chance Technologies'

security network

and record footage

proving Lazlo Chance

is The Mastermind.

Don't worry. I'll suss out those deets.

That sounded pretty cool, Thunderford.

Oh, so you like it when he says it.

-[chuckles] -Don't hate the player, player.

While he's hacking into Chance Technologies,

-wanna go to Splat By The Sea? -Mm-hmm.

Max! You said we were gonna shoot our action movie,

Take the Bunny and Run.

I know I said that to you, Colosso, but in my defense,

I say a lot of things to you I don't mean.

And I'm sick of it!

So it's time to choose.

Write a box office smash with your bestie

or Splats with Dweebie Phoebe.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

I'm glad you chose Splats with Dweebie Phoebe.

And I regret calling myself that.

With all the mission stuff going on,

we deserve a villain-free meal.

Hello, dum-dums!

[both] Mrs. Wong?

[both] Run away!

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[Chloe] I come from a family of superheroes.

But now, my brother and sister and I

are heading to a brand-new town.

[Phoebe] We're going undercover.

[Max] To try and solve our most important mission yet.

♪ A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make-believe It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Living a double life ♪

♪ song ends ♪

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

[pants] How is Mrs. Wong here? She lives in Hiddenville!

Maybe we're having the same bad dream. Pinch test.

-Ow. Ow. Ow. -Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Okay. Not a dream.

But it is a nightmare.

How can the person who hates us most

be here in Secret Shores?

I don't know but it's bad.

Mrs. Wong knows we're superheroes.

If she tells anyone, it'll completely derail our mission.

I am not gonna let that happen, Phoebe.

[inhales deeply] I'm a man now.

A man who knows... he cannot do this.

-Talk to her, Phoebe! -Oh!

Taco Tubes-day?

That is the stupidest idea I've heard since I hired you.

I'm sorry, your supreme excellence.

Hi, Mrs. Wong. Could we talk to you for a second?

Wait, how do you guys know my boss,

the glamorous and powerful Mrs. Wong?

Wayland, leave us.

Yes, your majesty.

What are you jerks doing here?

Is there a loser convention in town?

Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, no.

We're here undercover on a secret mission

to defeat an evil supervillain.

No one here can know we're superheroes.

Oh!

I get it. I won't tell a soul.

-[both sigh in relief] -But I'm going to need a favor.

[both groan]

I'm here because this yahoo is ruining my restaurant

and I need a place to stay while I fix it.

So thank you.

Thank you for what?

For letting me stay with you!

I thought you were the smart one.

You wanna stay at our house?

But you hate us.

I really do.

But I hate expensive hotels more.

Sorry, but that is never happening.

I guess I'll find a hotel then. Right after I do this...

Hey, everyone, guess who's here on a secret mission?

To find the best food in Secret Shores!

[chuckles] Mmm! Mission accomplished!

Okay, fine, you can stay with us.

Oh, so you are the smart one.

You don't snore, do you?

Like a chainsaw.

[Max groans]

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

So there's a secret superhero in our school.

Let's review what we know so far.

We were at the dance... looking amazing!

We turned our backs and, flash!

We found this picture in the photo booth.

Which can only mean one thing...

Someone spilled punch on the buttons!

No! This picture is clearly someone teleporting.

Which means it has to be one of the kids at the dance.

I questioned all the students.

Everyone was accounted for except...

Principal Ferguson!

[gasp] You're right!

Where was Principal Ferguson?

He was supervising the dance

which could mean he has superpowers.

We solved another one, guys.

It does look like him!

Especially that creepy face.

I wouldn't say that face is creepy.

-No, definitely creepy. -Hm.

Maybe this is why Fiery Ferguson is always firing people.

He doesn't want them getting close to his secret.

-[gasps] -That's exactly

what I was gonna say.

Let's go bust Principal Ferguson!

Yeah, we'll tell him right to his creepy face!

Can we stop calling the face "creepy"?

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

...stupid goat faces. [laughs]

It's unbelievable! [laughs]

Whoa. Quick! Hide your fun! Phoebe's here!

I like the bunny. He tells it like it is.

Mrs. Wong, this room is off-limits.

Then where's my bedroom?

Bedroom? You can sleep on the couch.

[scoffs] And you can explain to everyone

why your dad can fly

and your mom can shoot electricity

out of her butt.

It was one time!

I also want one of these cool blasters!

I can use this to make the bussers work harder.

Uh, no blasters.

No! Give me that!

No! Let go!

Agh!

[gasps]

She did it. Everyone saw that.

You just destroyed all of our Chance Technologies

surveillance footage that Thunderford recorded!

Sounds like a you problem.

If any cute bunnies want me, I'll be downstairs.

That there is a woman.

That was hours of security footage

that could have proved Lazlo Chance is The Mastermind.

-Okay, she needs to go. -I know,

but if we try to kick her out, she'll expose us.

What do we do?

Well, if Wong's got dirt on us,

then we just need to dig up dirt on her.

But I doubt you'll be willing--

Hand me a shovel. I'm ready to dig up Wong dirt.

But she'd never tell us anything she didn't want people to know.

So what you're saying is...

we need a mole?

I'm thinking more like a...

bunny.

Oh, you want me to make her talk, huh?

Well, you can forget it, Max.

Just like you've forgotten about me lately.

Are you still upset I didn't make

your movie with you?

It's a cinematic universe!

Okay, fine.

You help us, I'll make your stupid movie.

Yes! Evil Oscars, here we come!

Okay, great. Before you go jump on the red carpet,

can we get back to you digging up dirt on Wong?

Right. But I'm not doing this mission as a bunny.

Hit me with the people juice, pally!

[grunts softly]

Wowee! Whoo!

I finally got my body back!

Oh! And it's amazing!

Look at me!

Shaking what my mama gave me!

Oh, I already regret everything about this.

♪ funky musical transition ♪

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Oh! Dum-dums!

I made some home improvements.

You put a tube in our kitchen?

-[beeps] -[tube rumbles]

I'm not cleaning that up.

Okay, well, Mrs. Wong,

there's somebody who's dying to see you.

♪ sultry music plays ♪

What's cookin', good lookin'?

It's me, Dr. Colosso.

Still rotten to the core.

Dr. Colosso was a supervillain

our dad turned into a bunny as a punishment.

But sometimes we turn him back into a human

just so he can know what he's missing.

I'll tell you what he's not missing.

His handsomeness!

Oh, Olympia, you scamp!

Would you do me the honor of joining me

for a romantic tube dinner tonight?

[gasps] If a stud muffin is paying,

I'd love to! [giggles]

This scamp's gonna go get ready!

Wow! I can't believe this is working.

What? She's gonna walk away from all this?

Just don't forget the deal we made.

You squeeze every bit of juicy, reputation-destroying dirt

out of Wong, so we can use it against her.

And then it's back to four legs and a bushy tail.

Got it. And when Max and I make our movie,

-you'll get a part. -Really?

Yeah! In the background.

Behind a tree!

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Jinx? Buch? Where are you?

Psst! Chloe!

Over here!

Why are you guys dressed like plant people?

We're gonna ambush Principal Ferguson.

Get it?

"Bush"?

[laughs]

Okay. Hilarious.

But I thought we were just gonna spy on Principal Ferguson

-'til we get bored and give up. -Give up?

Having a superhero in our school is like the coolest thing ever.

That is pretty cool.

Because then we can expose them,

become famous, and get on the nightly news!

That is less cool.

We're gonna jump out and scare him so bad,

his hero instincts will make him teleport.

That's not how superpowers work...

is what I've read.

I asked for bubble water, not boring water.

You, sir, are fired!

Quick! I hear him coming. Chloe, hide!

That'll teach that vending machine who's boss.

-[both] Boo! -Ahh!

Plant monsters!

Ahh!

I can't believe that didn't work.

Superheroes don't run away screaming.

Like Jinx when he sees a grasshopper!

[shudders] Their legs are weird!

But I guess we were wrong about Ferguson.

Well, I'm bored. Who's ready to give up?

Yeah. I guess we should.

We'll give this back to Principal Ferguson.

[gasps]

It's a superhero cape!

[Jinx gasps]

And a superhero mask!

Why would he have these things?

This doesn't make any sense.

Unless... Principal Ferguson really is a secret superhero?

Nana Jinx, guess who's gonna be on the nightly news tonight?

Not Ryan Seacrest, me!

Let's go prune ourselves for the camera.

Thunderford?

How bad would it be if I accidentally exposed

an undercover Supe while trying to protect our secret?

It would be in violation of 896 super laws.

Wow.

That's 895 more than I thought.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

And then, I crashed Hank and Barb Thunderman's wedding

and turned them both into goats!

[both laugh heartily]

This is such a lovely evening...

except for the view!

[chuckling]

You guys are here too? Wow, what a coincidence.

The only person I have eyes for in this place...

-is you, dear. -[gasps]

[both] Mmm!

[groans] Colosso better get this Wong dirt quick.

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to eat

-if this nuzzle-fest continues. -Don't worry.

I'm sure he'll get it out of her any minute.

♪ upbeat musical beat ♪

Oh! Your nose is so cold and wet.

Like a dog!

Oh!

That's the most romantic thing

anyone's ever said to me.

No one should ever have to watch their pet bunny date.

Who would've thought the two worst people in the whole world

would hit it off?

Don't worry. Just remember,

this is only temporary.

-Olympia Wong... -[gasps]

...will you marry me?

So we can live together in Max and Phoebe's house forever?

Yes! Especially to the Max and Phoebe's house part.

They're living in your room.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

It's just like I've always dreamed.

I'm sorry I ate my engagement onion ring

on the way home.

It just makes me love you more!

[both] Mmm!

[Mrs. Wong] Ahh!

That'll keep you from nose nuzzling.

No, it won't.

-[inhales] Mmm! -Guys!

Don't you think you're rushing into this?

I mean, yesterday you didn't even know each other.

And his bathroom was the Sunday paper!

I learned not to rush on my last engagement.

I got cold feet

and I unleashed a swarm of bees

to get out of the wedding.

Ha!

You're such a bad bunny.

But don't pull that bee stuff with me.

Never! I can't wait to marry you.

We should get married tomorrow at Splat By The Sea!

Tomorrow?

But that's the day after today!

This is getting out of control.

Let's just turn Colosso back into a rabbit.

Don't even think about turning my honey bunny

back into a bunny bunny. If you do...

I'll tell the whole town your secret.

[gasps] Oh!

We already finish each other's threats!

Off to pick out expensive wedding gifts

for you to give me.

Colosso! You're supposed to be digging up Wong dirt!

And now you're holding our secret over us?

Yeah, whose side are you on, rabbit?

The same side I've always been on.

Mine!

Wait for me, my little splatty patty!

[door opens, closes]

This is bad. If they go through with this,

Mrs. Wong will be living here threatening us forever.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

We sabotage their wedding

like Colosso sabotaged his first wedding?

No, I wanna turn Wong into a rabbit.

Oh. How does that help us?

It wouldn't. It'd just be funny to watch her yell at us

with those floppy ears.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Chloe, we saw your text in the group chat

that you wanted to talk, so we're here!

I didn't say let's meet at school

on a Saturday. You did!

That's because we called them down!

Please tell me that's not the nightly news.

I would but... it's totally the nightly news!

Tonight at 11. Are superheroes amongst us?

Guys, I've been thinking about

this super secret principal stuff,

and we can't go through with it.

What? Why not?

Because what if superheroes keep their secrets for a reason?

So they can live a normal life.

[sighs] Right...

I don't get it.

If superheroes are exposed,

then they can't hang out with their friends

or be a regular kid.

I mean... adult person.

[sighs] She's right.

Superheroes don't deserve to have their lives ruined,

even if it's Principal Ferguson.

[sighs] All right. I'll break the tough news to the crew.

[sighs deeply]

Sorry, TV news people!

False alarm.

He's just a weirdo who likes to wear capes.

Tonight at 11.

Local kids waste this reporter's time.

Yes! Nana Jinx is gonna see me on TV after all!

Take that, Seacrest!

Are they finally gone? [panting]

Oh, thank goodness. Thought they were here for me.

Don't worry, Principal Ferguson.

Your secret's safe with us.

Wait, you know my secret?

We do. And we wanna say thank you

for giving back to the town.

Oh! [laughs]

Thank goodness!

[laughs] Oh!

I didn't know that you kids were such big fans of the opera.

Fan of the what?

The local community opera!

I'm playing Count Frappuccino

in The Barista of Napoli!

I even have my own aria.

[sings] ♪ Bring me macchiato ♪

♪ And a drizzle of... ♪

♪ Caramello! ♪

Okay!

So Principal Ferguson

is definitely not the secret superhero.

Which means the real superhero is still out there!

And we're gonna leave them alone

because of the very convincing argument I made.

Yeah. What you said makes a lot of sense.

That superhero is keeping the Earth spinning.

Otherwise...

we'd fall right off.

I'm not sure you understand how gravity or planets work.

♪ upbeat musical transition

[romantic music playing]

All right. I've loaded these tubes with enough bees

to take down a polar bear.

As soon as anyone places an order,

Splat By The Sea becomes Splat By The Bees.

Mrs. Wong will think Colosso's getting cold feet

just like his first wedding. She'll be so embarrassed,

she'll never step foot here again.

Well, that last part's wishful thinking,

but there will be bees.

["Wedding March" playing]

Oh!

I think I'm gonna cry!

Give me that! [sniffles]

Oh!

Whoa! No, that's a wedding gift now.

We are gathered here today

-to celebrate the-- -Hurry up!

If I sweat in this dress, I can't get my money back.

Sorry!

Now for the reading of the vows,

which the bride and groom

have so graciously written themselves.

-[gulps] -[sighs]

Ebenezer,

I know sometimes I can be insulting and cruel

but that's because I hadn't found my other half!

Now I have someone to be insulting and cruel with!

Oh. That was actually kind of sweet.

I didn't know Mrs. Wong was capable of feelings.

And I've finally met someone who wants to hang out with me...

Unlike Max!

Have I been a bad friend to Colosso?

Oh, yeah, that's like your whole relationship.

You fill the dark void that used to be my heart.

And you make me wanna be a better rabbit.

I mean man!

'Cause I'm definitely a man!

Man, I hate to say it,

but they're perfect for each other.

We can't ruin this wedding. It's true love!

Or true evil.

Whatever it is, it's beautiful.

Olympia Wong, do you take Dr. Ebenezer Colosso,

-for richer or poorer-- -Poorer?

[laughs] I won't have to worry about that.

He's a doctor!

Oh! [laughs]

I'm a doctor of evil, not medicine!

Chaos is our payment.

I thought you were the rich one.

Actually, I'm flat broke

since I tried to launch a Splat Under The Sea.

Don't tell anyone, but it flooded

when I opened a window to yell at a dolphin.

So you're really broke? As in no money at all?

Don't tell me you were only marrying me

for my money too!

Oh, how dare you!

I was marrying you to make Max jealous!

Anyway, even if I had money,

I would never be your sugar bunny!

I take it back. They're insane!

Is it too late for Plan Bees?

Thanks a lot, Thunder-jerks!

I'm still poor and now I'm heartbroken...

about still being poor!

I'm gonna blab your secret to everyone.

Not so fast, burger-buns!

May I remind you you flooded a restaurant?

-[gasps] -Information like that

could ruin you.

[gasps]

I told you that privately

while I was marrying you for your money!

Well, no one threatens the man who changes my newspaper!

You cannot just yell things like that.

Wait, Colosso... Did you get the dirt on her?

Oh, yeah! Enough to fill an underwater restaurant.

Oh, well, Mrs. Wong, it was so lovely seeing you.

You should be going now.

Fine. You got me this time, Thundermans.

-Wayland! -Uh...

I'm trusting this mediocre restaurant

back in your hands.

"Mediocre"?

That's the best review I've ever gotten! [laughs]

Everyone, potato salads on the house!

-[beeps] -[bees buzzing]

What is that?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ahh!

Ha!

Reminds me a lot of my last wedding.

Well, I should be going. Keep in touch.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

We still have one more wedding gift for you.

♪ upbeat musical transition ♪

Did you have to make me a rabbit again?

Yes. You almost married Mrs. Wong

and then tried to run away.

[laughs] Oh, yeah.

What a fun day!

♪ upbeat musical outro ♪

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