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This is so nice out here.

I can't believe we haven't enjoyed this pool out here together.

Yeah, I try to stay away from the pools.

What do you mean? Why?

It's so nice. I'm just like, just not a very good swimmer. Actually, I don't

know how to swim at all.

Wait, you don't know how to swim?

No. You really don't? You've known me for like a year. You didn't know I

couldn't swim?

That just kind of blows my mind. You're 26.

Like, really? You can't swim?

I feel bad.

Like, as your stepmom, I should know that. I should know that about you.

It's okay. It's not something I really go around talking about.

No.

Don't be embarrassed. You know, maybe I could help you.

I mean, that could be fun, right? Like, we could bond over that.

Really? Yeah, I think that would be really fun. I just, I feel like that's

the least I could do, right? You could actually teach me?

Yeah, we could like bond over it.

My dad tried to teach you, but he sucks at swimming too, so it didn't really

work. Well, I'm actually really good at swimming. I could teach you for sure.

Really? Yeah, I think that'd be really fun. You want to go?

Okay. All right, well, why don't you just kind of hang here and maybe I'll go

get us some drinks or something?

Yeah, sure. I'll just be here swimming around. Okay. Well, stay right here.

Ethan.

Oh my god. Ethan?

Ethan? Ethan, get up. Get up. Oh my god. Ethan.

Ethan, are you okay? Oh my god. Wake up.

I'm gonna get you out of here. Come on.

Come on. Oh my god. Ethan.

Ethan, are you breathing?

Oh my god. Are you breathing?

Okay, um, CPR.

Okay, um, alright, compressions.

Um.

Oh, come on.

Ethan, wake up. Come on.

Come on.

Oh my god, it's not working.

Okay, um... Oh,

come on, Ethan.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, you gotta wake up. Come on!

Come on, wake up.

Oh my God, okay, come on.

Ethan,

what the hell?

Oh my God, you saved my life.

Oh my God. Ethan, you were faking it?

Ethan, you scared me.

That's not funny.

2026, you thought I really couldn't swim?

This whole time?

This whole time? Come on.

Punk, that scared me.

God, I was going to cry. What was I going to say to your dad?

Hey, relax.

It's just a prank. It's not funny. Why did you do that? Calm down. It's okay.

I'm sorry.

Well, why?

Why did you? I'm sorry.

Oh my God, no. Why would you do that, though? I just... I don't know, I wanted

to kiss you and I thought that'd be like the only way.

Wait, you what?

I wanted to kiss you.

You're like super hot.

You wanted to kiss me?

Hold on, you did all of that just to kiss me?

Kind of smooth, right?

I mean, you could have maybe just asked me.

I could have?

I mean, yeah, maybe.

Didn't have to go through all that.

Well, I didn't know that was in my cards.

Well, I mean, asking is better than scaring me the way you did.

It did work, though.

But yeah, I guess I should have asked, right?

I mean, yeah, it's just, it's just a kiss, right?

It's not a big deal.

You should have just asked.

Can I kiss you again?

I mean, as long as you don't tell your dad.

Fuck, he would kill me.

He'd probably drown me, which would be really easy.

Just kidding. I'm a perfect son. Don't do that again.

So, what do you think?

Okay,

no, really, you really can't tell your dad about this, okay? I'm not going to.

Stay between us. Okay.

It's actually really hot.

So, um, was there anything else that you wanted to

do, maybe?

Um... Oh, my God.

Ethan.

Sorry. Kind of just happened.

You're really hot.

Actually, I kind of did all this for him.

Wow. You're so hard.

What the fuck?

How could I not be? Look at you.

Do you want to see it?

Yeah, if you promise not to tell.

I'm not gonna tell my dad. You promise?

Yes, promise.

If I break my promise, you can drown me.

No, stop.

You gotta admit it, it was pretty clever.

You're such a punk.

I'll let you do the honors.

Oh my god.

Nathan? What?

My hands are so good.

This looks so good too.

I guess I've kind of been curious about what you taste like.

What?

Is this seriously happening right now?

Whoa, yeah.

Fucking jackpot.

Well, how many times have I dreamed of this for the past year?

Dreaming this whole time?

Yeah, of course.

My dad made a dime.

Oh, yeah.

Best plan ever.

Why'd you do that to me again?

It totally worked.

Look at you.

Oh, my God.

Whoa. Wow.

You're so good at that.

You do taste good.

It feels so good.

Oh my god, I'm so turned on right now.

It's kind of hot that you baked your own death for me just so that you could kiss

me.

It's really hot that the kissing didn't blowjob.

Of course I would love to kiss you.

I think

my dick got hard before you even kissed me. Just

doing the CPR.

I'm surprised it didn't hurt.

I didn't think you were baking it. Just so that you could get with me.

You glad that I did that?

I mean, now I am.

We could go inside and take it a step further.

We're already this far. It's, I mean, like, you know, there's no turnaround

now. I can't unsuck my dick. Might as well.

Fuck.

I guess you're right.

Really?

Damn.

I'm just hitting today.

I need to go to the casino.

Let's go inside then.

Ethan,

oh my god.

How long have you been wanting this for?

I'm trying to hide in my bed right now.

So naughty.

Oops.

Oh my god. You're so good at that.

You're so good at that.

I can't take it. Put it in.

You mean it?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Boys kiss when I don't? You get pregnant?

The kid looks just like... Oh, my God. Don't say that. I'm just kidding.

Stop.

Purpose or what?

Is it the pool or me?

I think that might be you, actually.

Couldn't really help it.

Why do you learn this stuff?

I'm 26.

Congenitally.

No wonder why I married you three months after meeting you.

Holy fuck.

I think it's because he loves me actually.

I think it's because you're fucking tight and wet.

And warm.

And fucking hot.

Oh my god.

Just like that.

This feels so good. What do you mean?

Oh, my God. Put your hands on me like that.

Really? Like that?

I just didn't think I'd love that so much.

It's better than I expected.

So you have been checking me out

oh my god she feels so good in me

how does it taste?

it actually tastes really good

How do you eat that?

Oh my gosh, my mouth.

Fuck, you're so good.

God, she's really good at that.

Fuck.

Oh my God, that's not kissing, honey.

Really? Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

I definitely haven't done that before.

I'm not asking for anything.

Fuck, where did you want to do that?

It's so deep in me like that.

Oh my god, I got the bed soaking wet.

It's fucking everywhere.

Fuck, that feels so good.

Unless you want to fuck me.

You want to lay down?

Yeah, I can feel you on top of me.

How's my step in the light?

I gotta lick it like that.

Actually, yeah.

Oh my god.

God,

I gotta lick your hands on me too.

Oh my god.

Oh my God, just like that.

What?

Oh.

oh my god he's probably like that

squirt.

Oh my god, oh yeah, yeah.

You got me aching for it.

Are you gonna fill me up?

Even get out of here. Okay, just go go shower or something

I mean.

So if I just go.

Fine. Bye.