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I can't believe.

Where is it?

Right now.

When it's my wedding day.

Hello!

Huh?

Ask why the train is late.

Yes?

Yes, Mr. Mayor?

Hello!

Hello!

Yes?

Yes, what's up?

Mr. Mayor, ask why the train is late.

Why, why?

It's never different.

Every day the same.

And that's what's going on today.

Everything is waiting for the bridegroom at the best time of the wedding.

No!

Not now.

You can't do that.

You promised me the marriage.

Of course, married ladies.

I can't see anyone inside.

But the train is being set up.

That's how I was called by all the bridegroom under the name of the mayor.

That would be funny if everyone could do what he wanted.

I'll talk to the train director today.

Yes, then you can see it yourself.

And then we'll see if we get a new bus.

If we find one.

But, Mr. Mayor...

Not...

Do you want to write a few poems for me?

Yes, yes.

Now it's up to you.

How old are you?

You won't understand.

Look, he's gone.

You have to do everything yourself.

Get out of here.

That's how you do it.

And then look if there's a queue again.

It's a personal thing.

There's no wonder about it.

That's why we're here.

Come on!

You're the one who's going to look at me.

Get up and get up.

I think I'd rather go to the casino.

If you're so lucky, you'll disappear.

I'll see you later.

Yes, take care of yourself.

Did anyone else come in?

Yes, I did.

Today?

Yes, mama.

Here, please.

Thank you very much.

The tickets, please.

Thank you very much.

Then you can go to Kleinbach.

Do you have a visitor?

No, no.

I'm going on a business trip.

On a sunny day.

Ah, yes.

There I met many women.

I'm sorry.

Please, many times.

I mean, of course, where there are many ladies.

Oh, you don't have to apologize.

That's true.

But there are still women in the house.

We'll be there in no time.

I wish you a nice stay there.

Ouch!

What a young woman is still French.

You really don't see anything like that every day.

Here, gentlemen.

Jesus Christ!

May I always forget that the leaves are

laughing at me in the church on the last wagon.

This is the sweet sweet from the leather pants.

Yes, this is the one in Bavaria.

Up to date.

Because of your love greetings from the leather pants.

There you know how it is with us.

The train is a reliable story.

I drive everywhere by myself.

You don't have to worry about it.

Almost everyone is ready.

Do you have cash for them?

Make them happy.

These are the love greetings from the leather pants.

Yes, this is the one in Bavaria.

Up to date.

Because of your love greetings from the leather pants.

There you know how it is with us.

In section number three, wait, Anne-Marie.

She has everything with her.

And no, she doesn't.

She lives mainly with men.

And I'm pretty sure that I love her.

This is the love greetings from the leather pants.

Yes, this is the one in Bavaria.

Up to date.

Because of your love greetings from the leather pants.

There you know how it is with us.

Rosa Linde is a very racist woman.

Evil tongues claim that she would be so.

But that's not evil at all.

Oh, give it to me.

A better pig in bed.

Your stupid ass.

These are the love greetings from the leather pants.

You know exactly what's going on.

Yes, what is this?

Come back.

What?

What?

The carpets don't even know how to hold properly.

It's a real flyer.

Then you will be able to estimate a few meters.

That's all I have to say.

Here, here.

Greetings.

I'm glad to see you again.

Oh, that's nice.

I'm glad to see you again.

Yes, come here.

Good luck with the flowers.

Hello, this is her.

Good day.

Good day, welcome.

Also in the name of the good sun.

Let's go.

Let's go, doctor.

Please.

My name is Sylvie.

I agree.

I'm sure you'll like it.

I'm sure.

How about the Bavarian books?

We are a female association.

Men are forbidden to us.

And that doesn't always work for us.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Let's go home.

Come.

Come on.

I can tell you something.

Maybe you're going to hurt me.

Ask me.

Why?

Just because of the little shovel?

Yes.

I'm playing the little one here.

Come on, get up.

Let's go home.

Always the same theater with that shithead.

Let's go back.

Don't you want to take your rolls to the museum?

You can run to your feet if you want to.

I'd be stupid.

You have the best.

You have the least to do.

That's our choir.

Congratulations.

It's not over yet.

Shit.

What's going on?

Come on.

Come on.

I'm running.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, let's go.

That's not a car.

That's a van.

That's exciting.

Yes, that's exciting.

First ladies.

Thank you.

Come on, Schmiggevater.

Not from you.

Thank you.

Are you finally done?

You're a boring person.

I'm a boring person.

I'm running to my feet.

Don't move.

Because of my big sycamore.

My big sycamore.

Drive your car then.

That's a bug.

Are you done?

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go to the cinema.

Hold on.

But I know who that was.

Come on.

Come on.

Get up.

Get up.

You can't do that with me.

Just take the bottle away.

I'll show you.

Get her out.

We didn't leave her for me.

You can't believe it.

My bottle is back.

That's the beginning of delirium.

It's new.

It's coming.

First I broke out with a stupid bottle.

I'll drive it now.

Now I'm the boss.

You're the boss.

Who else do you think you're stupid?

No.

Drive it and sit down.

That's it.

Let's start.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Sit down.

You can't brake.

What am I supposed to do?

Brake.

You're too fast.

Brake.

Brake faster.

What do you think you're doing?

You have to run.

Brake.

It's coming.

Brake.

Where is it?

Get up there and brake.

You have to stop.

No, not on the left.

Come on.

All right, let's get out of here.

You're dry.

My beautiful car is almost empty.

Well, I'm a little bit in trouble.

Well, that's a surprise.

I've been here two months.

Where are you going?

Oh, yes, it is.

Hopefully, Mrs. Schmitz will come before I get sick.

But look, let's wash ourselves a little.

Yes, that's important.

Just like me.

Two guests don't come without help.

No, we don't know that.

Well, get out of here.

Behind the steel bathroom.

Thank you very much.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hello, hello.

They don't need to see us like this.

Come on.

We're here.

Hello.

No.

Hello.

You?

Yes.

There were probably beautiful dolls in the bathroom.

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, we have to take a break for two times.

Yes, if the old man didn't have the command, he would have been there right away.

Yes, I think so.

I think I have to see something.

There's a little dog here.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

What is it?

What is it?

What is it?

Calm down.

What is it?

What do you want?

I'll tell you the details.

I don't even want to look at you.

Yes, right away.

Oh, sorry.

I thought we were friends.

Oh, that doesn't make any sense.

Come here.

Come here.

Help me.

It's nice how you do that.

Come down now.

Hurry up, I'll tear you apart.

I'll tear you apart now.

Right now?

Now I'm on it.

I'll tear you apart.

I'll tear you apart.

It's so nice.

Can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you.

Take your time.

Take your time.

Take your time.

Thank you very much.

There's nothing like that every day.

Yes, that's what you should believe.

Here, partner.

Did you see the face?

No, no, it wasn't there.

Where is the person?

Maria Josef, hurry up, let me down.

Take your time, take your time.

Take your time?

No, you keep going, keep going.

Yes, I'll close it too, keep going, or we'll be in trouble.

Yes, but listen to me carefully.

You won't believe me.

You're such a bandit.

Let me go.

Hurry up.

You'll be alright soon.

What's going on?

Don't ask for blood.

Your dog bit me.

Hopefully they bit you.

Well, it's still enough.

You're giving me blood.

So?

I'll stick it.

We're full, we're full.

We're full, we're full.

You're the dragon.

Yes.

But it goes up.

It doesn't sit down.

But I know a little trick.

Look, it doesn't even exist anywhere else.

What?

All my friends are invited to my wedding.

The mayor.

The mayor.

Very...

Very... Very... Very... Very... Very... So.

I'll be right back.

Let's see what we have here.

Hold on, hold on.

What do you want?

Can't you read?

You are unadulterated.

What do you mean, unadulterated?

What?

Besides, we have seven with two p.

What?

As well as tep.

Oh, really?

Yes.

So, my very strong brother-in-law.

Dear brother-in-law, thank you.

Here we are.

Greetings, all of us.

What?

Have a look.

You, Läusel, who is this nice gentleman?

What?

Tell me, beautiful woman, I am a church priest.

I am a special priest of her husband.

And she is my friend Willi.

She is a priest of her husband.

Look, she is coming out.

Do you know what is happening now?

The soup is on fire.

Yes.

Yes, crazy woman.

The one is the biggest priest of the whole village.

But he is a decent man.

Yes, you are right.

Not like a gardener, but like a priest.

Yes.

What?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you want at all?

Yes, we have heard.

We have heard that you have a little bit of weight.

He fell off the couch.

You know that.

There is a question, Mr. Bürgermeister, whether we should help a little bit.

In the wedding night.

Maybe lift it up.

Oh, yes.

Now go away.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Excuse me, Mr. Schultz.

Jesus Maria.

I don't take anything from these things.

What is too much is too much.

Man, debacle mode.

Now we have lost the money.

Do you want to pay for the looms?

Of course, I'll give you a little loom.

I want to eat some more.

Oh, my God.

Good job, Mr. Schultz.

Good job, Mr. Schultz.

You again?

That's okay, beautiful woman.

Yes, yes, that's okay.

You were here before the fourth day.

It's been three weeks already.

I have to take a look at something in the main room.

Okay.

Come in.

Thank you.

Hello, gentlemen.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, but I thought you were alone.

I'm not going out now.

Yes, yes, I'm going out already.

Oh, how beautiful.

What do men in Bavaria think of all this?

A blitz on the table.

Come on, I have a new room.

You are.

Calm down before the old man comes.

Oh, yes, of course.

Where is this room?

Oh, what are you doing in the old room?

You see, there must be the lock.

How long does it take?

About 20 minutes, maybe half an hour.

I do what I can.

Calm down, a little young man.

Maybe you'll get the lock in 10 minutes.

Come on, go to your room.

We have a game in the house.

Come on.

Oh, that was close, man.

Come on, now we have little time.

Come on.

You can never know if there is a loud noise down there.

You're right.

You stop up, I stop down.

Faster.

We'll get there in a minute.

Faster, faster, faster.

What's going on here?

Shit, you don't understand anything at all.

What's going on here?

Such a damn mess.

Come on, get out of here.

Tell me, do you ever get anything to eat?

I'll make you a pork bone or something like that.

Josef, are you there?

Yes, how do you look?

Of course, something easy to eat.

My, my old... Old?

You have a storm?

Unfortunately, no.

No?

It surprised me.

Oh, well, that doesn't matter.

No, you tell me.

So, there is a little strength and trust.

There you go.

Oh, spaghetti.

You tell me, why did I have your old trust?

Because of the kindergarten.

Are you flying out of the house?

No, she has something to tell me that we

should both fly out of our post by the train.

What?

Come here, you stay here.

Who says that?

My old man.

The Brunberger made an announcement that the train should be set up.

The train is set up.

Our beautiful train.

This pork dog.

That's what I keep for a smell.

You moron.

No, I just wanted to...

And then he should have said, we two.

We are anyway unfaithful for the posts.

What?

The Brunberger, if you want, I'll bring him.

What are you doing?

I'm not doing anything.

Now stay here so we can plan how we can get rid of the Brunberger.

So watch out.

I'll get my shoes first.

Do you have any idea how we can get rid of the Brunberger?

Freely.

Yes...

Yes do we do it?

No, no, no, no.

What is this?

What is this?

Do you have an idea how we can get rid of the Brunberger?

Yes... There is an idea.

It's a business.

You do it, you do it.

Then you should, it's business.

Well, I'll leave you to it.

Well, Alas, you still want to know?

I'll play it.

There you go.

Let's go.

Now we'll sit down.

Yes, you too.

Thank you very much.

Come, Joseph, come.

Anna, a miller, say Anna.

Yes, the ice cream is really strong.

Stronger!

Show it to me.

Now I'll beat you up.

Come here.

Yes, a miller, say Anna.

Yes, the ice cream is really strong.

It's a sausage, sausage and ice cream.

The main thing is that it's broken.

No, no, no.

Well, watch out, I know a lot better.

Yes, this is in Berlin.

It's like a lion.

Who is stupid, he is a bear.

What?

You sit down.

What do you want to do here?

I'll leave it to you.

Look around.

So, now a small stand for our dear bride.

I'm not so blind, I look at her.

I was just looking at her.

Yes, beautiful.

It's a pity that people think I don't know what to do with her.

My father is 30 years older than me.

That's really sad.

I never come to bed.

But harder to get up.

And also 5 years old.

And when I'm happy, then I want to...

I'm not so blind, I look at her.

I was just looking at her.

It's a pity that people think I don't know what to do with her.

My father is 30 years older than me.

That's really sad.

But harder to get up.

And also 5 years old.

And when I'm happy, then I want to...

I'm not so blind, I look at her.

I was just looking at her.

Yes, beautiful.

It's a pity that people think I don't know what to do with her.

I was 5 years old.

It's a pity that people think I don't know what to do with her.

But harder to get up.

And also 5 years old.

And when I'm happy, then I want to...

I'm not so blind, I look at her.

I was just looking at her.

I was just looking at her.

It's a pity that people think I don't know what to do with her.

I don't know what to do with her.

Yes, that was very nice.

Thank you very much.

Now we want to dance a little.

Put the table aside.

Do you like it?

Come on.

So, that's the big one?

Yes, that's right.

What?

That's the big one.

That's the big one.

That's the big one.

Did you see that?

What?

Throw that guy out before I hit him.

Do it.

Leave me alone.

Good, you did it well.

And we two are going to sing the same thing we sang before.

But only my lines, okay?

Love is bigger than the world.

Come on, let's go.

I'll bring you to the pool.

Yes, of course.

I'll send you the guests quickly.

You can open the door for me, love.

But right now, I don't want to go anywhere.

You're going to make a lot of fun of me.

And?

Come on.

That's exactly the sound we need.

There you go.

The sound is more like you.

I wouldn't have believed it.

I'll get rid of this play, okay?

Now give me the other bottles.

No, no.

I almost have one.

That's my medicine.

It's for a good purpose.

Yes, that's right.

Now open the door.

Oh, my God.

Don't throw it away.

Everything is next to you.

Look, look, look, look.

Look at me, look at me.

Look at me, look at me.

Huh?

I knew that.

Show me what you're selling.

That's what you're selling.

No, no, no, no.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Stop it.

We're here.

What are you doing in this cold night?

Why aren't you in the party?

They threw me out.

Plus, because my brother had spilled a little on my pants.

But that's what she used to do.

But that's not what you do on a wedding day.

No, that's not what you do.

And what are you doing here?

I don't have the impression that you really like Brunberger.

Basically, we're friends.

Brunberger and the others.

And that's why we thought of a surprise.

What?

Your brother-in-law?

You don't know that?

Yes, and we're going to need a third man.

You don't know how to do it.

Yes, but why not?

You said you need a leader.

And where do we want to take the bride?

Yes, you know how to deal with it best.

Me too, we're holding the lords.

You take the bride out of the room, and then you hide yourself.

But so that Brunberger doesn't find you again.

No fear.

He doesn't find us.

What was that?

Nothing, I have a little stomachache.

A stomachache?

Come on, let's go to Wickel.

Let's talk.

Loisel.

I'm bad.

I'm always bad, Prost.

Prost.

Go, it wasn't that bad.

It wasn't that bad, but Wickel...

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Loisel.

I have to go with you.

You have to turn off the lights a little.

I'll run around quickly and get the people out.

Go, let them celebrate with each other.

You're a little sad.

But they're eating and selling me.

I mean, both of us, poor people.

But I'll pull you back a little more.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

Seferl.

Seferl.

You don't have to learn that.

Oh, Seferl.

We're not bad.

I'm Wickel.

But what do you want?

You're always the best.

But, but, but that's not possible.

But...

Wait a minute, I have an idea.

What?

That's a good idea.

But that's not possible.

Of course it's possible.

I feel it for you.

A feeling?

Are you crazy?

No.

You know, that's a high time requirement.

If it's a requirement, you can't do anything about it.

Come on, come on.

There's a high time requirement.

Where?

You don't have to take it away.

You know that already.

Show it to me.

Come on, come on.

There's going to be the last one.

Be careful.

Come on, Mrs. Bürgermeister.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Now, now, now you understand the right way.

That's what we're going to do now.

So, Olli.

The air is in.

Up.

With the soul.

Let's go.

Good evening.

The party is over.

Bürgermeister, now you know what to do.

We got something.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

On your high time requirement.

That's the last one.

Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

Don't you dare to do that.

If they ever look at you with their hands.

No, no.

That's not true.

Oh, and then we can learn a lesson.

What?

Oh, you want to play?

Yes.

Yes, that's what we're going to show you.

Oh, nice.

You, you want to learn a lesson?

Yes.

Come here, come here.

Yes.

So, stand here.

So, you want to learn a lesson?

Yes.

You stay like this.

Yes.

You hold the hat properly.

And then you bake it right away.

You do everything exactly.

You put it in your hand.

Yes.

And then you go over it.

And now you bake it.

Music.

Music.

Baking.

Music.

That was very nice.

Yes, I saw that.

Hello.

Now I'll stay here a little longer.

Well, we can try it again.

Yes, without me.

Cheers.

Oh, but you're going up there.

Yes, but you're going up there.

Just a moment.

Can I have a look at you?

I don't feel any of it.

I don't feel any of it.

You can't look at him.

Yes, but you can't look at him.

Yes, but you can't look at him.

Let's see.

Yes.

I'm going up there.

Something is missing.

But what?

Yes.

The night help from the bride.

Yes.

I'll look for the bride and bring it to him.

You.

You can't leave me alone here.

If the farmer catches me here, he'll make me a goulash.

But that can only be a small goulash.

You.

Please.

Let me get the night help, okay?

Well, I'll take care of it.

I'll be right back.

Yes.

Cheers.

Fickle.

That's a fickle.

Something like that is hiding.

I'm calling something like that a hiding place.

Here you go, Maria.

How am I going to get to the night help?

You come here.

You look fat.

I'd like to play with your gout.

Yes, you're right.

Thank you.

Come here.

Now look again.

And I have to go out into the cold night.

Oh,

this is the most beautiful wedding night of my life.

It's gone.

It's gone.

Yes.

You're right.

It's the same for me.

I've never felt that so strong.

Me neither.

Just like that.

Yes.

You tell me, Sefa, we were in the house.

How are we going to get to the night help?

I don't know.

Oh, please.

I know.

I know it's my fault.

But I've been using it for so long.

Until I had the soap on the outside.

Do you understand that?

Here.

Right away.

I... I... I... I've already noticed that nothing happened.

Ah, ah, ah.

Our wedding will be different tomorrow.

Eh?

But now you'll get a kiss.

Yes.

Well, this is... Well, this is a soap.

This is... This was the soap.

The master has married a very young woman.

At the night market.

The wife has to go.

Sefa?

Yes, what is it?

I've got a letter for you.

What for me?

A letter.

From the construction management.

What do you want from me?

I don't know.

A letter for me?

But what do you want from me?

Business announcement.

Very nice, Mr. Kirchler.

Here, we announce the business deal with immediate effect.

No, no, no.

What is that?

We have to share that the route is set up because of the instability.

No.

We wish for the future all the best.

Carefully.

Is there such a letter for me?

Freely.

But we have already given it to your dear wife.

Cheers.

Why don't you want to break your thermos bottle?

What do you mean?

That's yours.

What?

There is my name on it.

That's right.

You've been here for four hours.

What do you want?

I told you, you should have called.

Mr. Director is very burdened today.

But, darling, you know how difficult it is to work here.

But of course I'll sit in the chair.

Almost exactly like ours, isn't it?

Yes.

Twenty, I think.

Do you have anything else to say?

I know.

You don't have any money from your eyes, do you?

No.

Look, that's me.

I have to stop now, darling.

It's all about the bigger things.

And you have to understand that, child.

Well, work is work.

Now.

Zep?

Yes?

Let's see.

Come on, I know what to do when I sit down.

It doesn't work.

Excuse me a lot, Mr. Director.

We would like to die.

Don't die.

But Mr. Zep, that means Mr. Kirchler and me.

We've been on the train for ten years now.

And we...

Tell us something.

Not at all, Mr. Director.

Willi and I, we've been on the train for ten years now.

And suddenly we're flying.

I'm always flying.

We don't have a flight line or a plane.

No, only a train line.

What for?

With a tunnel?

Mr. Director.

Well, before I have to look for you...

So a question... But what do you want here?

I'm busy.

Yes?

Yes, I have a present for you.

Yes, so that really doesn't work.

Visitors have reported themselves beforehand.

So let's have an appointment with Irene of my secretary.

And now see you again.

Yes, please.

Yes, yes, honey, I'm sorry.

But it will be very late today.

I'm sorry myself.

I told you, I really have a conference.

But if you know what's going on here today...

With my secretary?

How do you get on so fast?

Good day, dear wife.

Yes, here is the Ministry of Railways.

We still have a long seat today.

Yes, it will take a little longer.

We have a lot to discuss.

Of course, I'll come over to you.

Yes, how were you just here?

Mr. Strauss.

Yes, yes, see you again, dear wife.

When will we have a appointment with you?

Well, yes, maybe next week.

Now, now.

Well, nice, what can I do for you?

That sounds better.

Yes, that's what I mean.

You know, Mr. Director, I'm the church secretary.

And this is my friend Willi.

And we two are on the train with you.

And?

Nothing.

And we two have received a letter from you.

That we have left.

Because the route should not be worth it.

Well, if it is no longer worth it, then it will be put in.

Where should our locomotives go?

Well, Nürriens, they will be destroyed.

What?

Destroyed?

Destroyed?

Of course, we can't do that.

Well, you can also buy the locomotives and put them in the yachts.

What?

The nice locomotives in my garden?

Well, he's got a lot of stuff there.

Yes.

Well, there are no other options there.

Not that I knew.

Mr. Director, please.

What should the locomotives cost?

What?

Well, maybe ten thousand marks.

Ten thousand?

Yes.

What do you want?

Ten thousand marks.

And the two cars?

Well, the cost is a lot.

Two thousand marks.

For one?

No, of course, both.

Ah, both, yes.

And the rails?

Of course, they stay in.

Ah, maybe we can rent the tracks.

Rent?

Is that possible?

Of course, why not?

Ten thousand, two thousand, and all that stuff.

I'll be back in an hour and a half.

Eleven thousand, twelve thousand.

And if you'd like to read the contract, Mr. Director?

Yes, the contract between Mr. Sepp Kirschlechner and

Mr. Willi Posbischin under railway direction Kleinbach.

So you really want to buy the train and continue the rail traffic, so crazy kids.

Well, where do you get the money from?

Just saved.

You saved it?

Yes, not quite my old one.

But I got it.

Oh, well... Hopefully the money is real.

Just like... like my old one, who just arrived.

I think you want to get rid of Heidel?

Yes.

Mr. Director, please sign it.

Yes, but maybe it's too expensive for him.

No, it's fine.

Please sign it.

Well, what do you mean?

Thank you very much.

Please sign it.

And now you, Sepp Kirschlechner.

There she is.

Yes, there she is.

I'm sorry, crazy.

That's not right.

Yes, where is the yellow pair?

I don't know.

Where do you speak from, dear woman?

I'm not your dear woman.

You know, the money is from the guy from my savings account.

Who's with you?

Who's with you?

Look at yourself.

It's my money.

That's what it cost me.

I don't know.

I only know that Mr. Kirschlechner or Mr. Postbischel, the local number...

wait a minute.

372, some goods were bought and barbed off.

So, so.

It's from my savings account.

Yes?

It's your account.

The contract is zero and correct.

For me it's not.

You can sign it.

Wherever you can rely on it.

But before that, I would like to see my money again.

Please, if you want it.

Here.

These are the left ones.

Show me.

How can you only have such a bad wife?

My children are thirsty again.

Today, a sip of papa from the can.

Finally, calm down.

No lime, no rose.

Nothing divine.

Don't you think so, Mr. Schulze?

I have a very serious opinion.

My sweet child.

Your husband.

Your husband.

Oh, you also have a little injection.

That was really a good idea, to introduce the car.

Yes, honey.

You have some time for me.

But go.

We have an appointment first.

I don't mean that, honey.

We need to hang up the laundry.

Oh, sure.

But go, honey.

I think it's different.

Is this not your nature?

A divine one?

And calm down.

Calm down.

Hello, Mr. Petermeister.

Oh, what a shame.

Such a shame.

This damn manufacturer, the Lumpen, keeps looking for you again.

You are mistaken.

Jesus, you are.

Look at this.

Everything is like this.

This is... I have to, man.

Help!

Pull me up, please.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help, Mr. Schulze!

Help!

Oh, all the money is coming from upstairs.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Help!

Oh, the characters.

The characters.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Pull me up, please.

Oh, what a shame.

Mr. Schulze, Mr. Petermeister.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Oh, look.

Oh, who's that?

No!

Mr. Birgermeister, down there.

There he is.

Oh, he's back there again.

I'll help you, please.

Help me, please.

Pull me up, please.

Pull me up, please.

Pull me up, please.

I can't stand up.

Oh, the characters.

Oh, the stalkers.

Oh, my God.

My children.

My cocktails.

Oh, my cocktails.

My hair is in the moustache.

Of course not.

We could understand each other better than I do.

But these two guys, they should be one of a kind for this freedom.

So, Mr. Haus, that would take me a long time.

I'll have to pay for that.

You're getting full, Mr. Brumbeer.

Well, what's up, Willibe?

What's up, Mr. Heft?

Well, he could have been better.

Look.

Well, yes.

You see, the first flames are always mild.

We see, the people come from when they notice that we're cheaper.

Hopefully.

Now, come on, now, let's go and eat something.

You're hungry, and you're hungry.

I'm hungry, too.

Hopefully, Tony has done something wrong.

And what did he cook?

Spaghetti, as always.

No, he didn't say anything about surprise.

Now he wants to cook pork roast again.

Pork roast with dumpling.

I'd rather eat spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Oh, my mother.

Spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Pork roast with dumpling.

Ouch!

Oh, my spaghetti.

Oh, my misery.

Wait, I'll take it.

Oh, there you are.

Now he'll get.

Barabutto!

Piaco!

Distraccio!

Stay there!

You stay here!

Get out of here!

Stop!

Get out!

Bye, mom!

Barabutto, son of a bitch!

But now... What's going on?

Beautiful Napoli.

Beautiful Napoli!

Hey, you're Italian!

You're Italian!

Shut up!

I'm Carlo.

Carlo Di Napoli, yes.

I'm Sonio.

Ah, Italian!

My wife has come!

Oh, what a nice spaghetti.

Thank you.

Here you go.

Hello, you're Italian.

Ah, you're Italian.

Hello, you're a real friend.

Hello, Carlo.

I'm Sonio.

Ah, you're a good boy.

You're a good boy.

Oh, you're a good boy.

Oh, you're a good boy.

How many children do you have?

Oh, children.

One, two, three, four, five, six...

What are they doing in Bavaria for weird dialects?

I don't have any.

Well, don't do anything.

Oh, right.

Five and lighter.

Oh, you're gone.

Let me through.

Let me through.

You're good, right?

Carletta, our salute.

Well done.

Tell me, I only see two Italians.

You have one, don't you?

Yes, actually, there are two.

They vary a lot with the Moise.

Let's see what's in the morning.

I'm hungry.

Dono!

Dono!

What are you doing with our food?

Who is he?

Mr. Steinlechner.

I have a visitor.

Carlo.

Pucci.

From our dinner.

Exactly.

Yes, from me too.

But what are you doing with our food?

We are hungry.

For food?

Yes.

It has become a little wet.

But we still have a wonderful package.

Or a mirror?

Mirror?

Maybe...

There is nothing to cook with a pig.

Hello, father!

Maybe, yes.

Hello!

My daughter.

Have a look, what?

Yes.

Greetings, father.

Greetings, Willy.

Greetings.

Hello, Tonio.

This is Carlo Pucci.

No, a policeman.

Greetings.

Carlo.

Carlo Pucci.

Now it's your turn.

Let's eat something.

But what the hell are you hungry for?

We are going to eat with a emperor.

Yes, a emperor.

You can do anything.

Just a package.

What do you have from it?

Look, now we can do our surprise.

This is art.

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

What's going on with Mary?

What's going on?

Mary is one of our cool kids.

She is going to die.

And now we have to get married.

We have to go to the zoo.

Monica!

You are the only one here with the other nose.

We have to get married.

Can I stay there?

I haven't seen anything like that yet.

No, it's okay.

Have a nice rest.

Have a nice rest.

Have a nice rest.

No, this damn fireplace.

And also in the Bavarian uniform.

You are looking for the manager, aren't you?

No, leave me alone.

Two nice hacks.

Leave me alone.

Wake up!

Come on, get out of here!

Didn't you sleep with him?

Yes, of course.

If there is nothing else, you can tell him right away.

I am...

Yes, of course.

What are you waiting for?

No.

No, I can't do that.

But you really wanted it.

Well, let's go and look for the little one.

You won't understand anything.

I want to find him.

Oh!

Well, is there really something?

It will be nice.

No, really not.

But... No, not at all.

Where should I put it?

You really wanted it.

There is something already.

I just have to try.

Well, just the beginning is enough.

It's already... No, it's not.

Did you imagine that?

Now I can't...

That's it.

Oh, my God.

I survived, but I didn't have enough.

Now let's go with the second sentence.

That's really nice.

Just one more time.

Oh, my God.

I thought the baians were strong.

That's what I'm doing.

That's what I'm doing.

Get up.

Get up.

Now he's here.

I'll get him again.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, stay there.

You have to get him.

He's French.

A strange creature.

Yes, yes.

Hello.

Once in Almensee.

Almensee.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Yes, that's a real surprise.

Is he still free?

Hello, he's very fast.

Did someone else come?

I'm going to ask for a card, please.

Now you've sold me a good card.

That's right.

And now I have to laugh at you.

Laugh?

That's not a bad idea.

Here.

Thank you.

Please.

Thank you.

I wish you a pleasant journey.

Thank you.

I'll send you back.

You're crazy.

First, I'm married and second, I've had enough anger because of my husband.

And third, I want to dream of my aloe.

No, you can't dream of your aloe.

That's why I'm going to play a little game.

Come here.

Don't ask me.

I'm used to it now.

That's enough.

Leave me alone.

I'll put you in your place.

After that, I'll show you at least one more time.

That's nice.

Just a memory.

Very short.

But only short.

Thank you.

I'm going crazy.

Next time, I promise I won't drive with anyone else.

Go away.

I promise I'll be honest with you.

Really?

Yes, very honest.

But I'll show you one more time.

Oh, is that it?

I'm going crazy.

You won't forget that.

I don't know how.

Don't worry.

You won't forget that.

But I'll show you one more time.

Hello.

Hello.

You won't forget that.

You won't forget that.

You won't forget that.

You won't forget that.

I don't want to be a fool.

I don't want to be a fool.

Oh.

I hit you.

I hit you.

Very precisely.

Oh, fate.

I'm sorry, Wickel.

Because of that fate, even the gods are powerless.

Yes, you're right.

Well, let's go.

Tell me, are you too strong to brake?

Yes, we have to.

We have to.

You can do it yourself.

That's going to be something.

Yes, here.

It's really fun.

You tell me, how many guests do you have with me?

Unfortunately only two.

Two?

Very good.

The lock is broken.

We'll be late.

Look, it's coming out.

But that doesn't work.

Everything is fine.

Everything is fine.

Tell the people to stop the repair.

You don't have to.

That's only in Bavaria.

Excuse me, please.

Jesus Maria Joseph.

That's like a cold wind.

I don't want to stand there, but...

What are you doing here?

Then I'm going to drink something myself.

There are also two of them.

And there are also two of them.

There are a lot of them.

You're right.

You're our guest, aren't you?

No, he's happy.

He's happy.

Joseph and Wigel make a family party.

And if he's happy, then he's his father.

What?

Wigel?

Yes, our mayor.

What?

Wigel and Joseph?

In our train.

It's not so fast.

You want to... I want to get in touch with our train.

Really?

Yes.

Hello, my dears, we're back again.

We'll get you into the train at any moment.

They can already get in.

One by one, then go back.

I have to turn the camera first.

Slowly, slowly, not at all.

Come on, all of you, come on.

It goes on, gentlemen.

Thank you very much.

The cards, yes.

Yes, yes.

We all, gentlemen, so we can all come along.

Goodbye and have a good trip.

Goodbye.

What?

Do you understand?

Here, look at him.

Goodbye.

Two times.

Here and back.

Two times?

Yes, but I can't get out of here.

Oh, yes.

Can I, please?

Two times, back and forth.

Maybe with that stupid hat.

That's it.

In the case.

Well, how do I look?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Oh.

It was smelly.

Where did your suit come from?

Nice uniform.

I bought it in the shop half a year ago.

And luckily, I bought the same hat.

Because the sun is burning today.

Very cool.

50, 100, 150, 200, 250.

300.

What?

What do you say to the idea?

30, 40.

So you really want to go alone in the mountains today?

What do you want?

I have to.

The high mountain has to be taken care of before winter comes.

But now it's getting dark.

Aren't you afraid?

Afraid?

No, I don't know them.

But you can come with us if you want.

You won't believe it.

I'll even do that.

Then get up.

You'll never make it.

I'll get through it.

What do you say?

Let's go.

What did we say?

You'll never make it.

I'm really coming in front of Viannibal.

With his train over the old ones.

Look how beautiful.

Look how beautiful.

What is it?

Stones.

Look at how many.

Isn't that wonderful?

Yes.

Really wonderful.

Where should that be?

Haven't you seen any girls yet?

Yes, but unfortunately they're not there yet.

What do you mean?

You know how they are in Italy.

My mother chose a girl for me.

And when I come back, she's married.

You don't want to tell me that you'll never...

I mean never to be together with a girl.

That's not good.

I've never seen a woman before.

Unfortunately.

You're lying.

Really?

Maybe you can show me how a woman looks like.

You know that so well, Nana.

And besides, I don't believe you.

I don't believe you.

Mother, no one wants to believe me.

Time is running out.

Are you sure that this is the right way?

Yes, this is the right way.

What?

Up there?

I can't reach you.

Come on, I'll help you.

Oh, Sanduccio!

Oh, God, it's wind.

What happened?

I think I broke my back.

Is it very bad?

Yes, very bad.

Yes, I have to let you lie down.

What?

To get help.

Oh, well...

I think it's better if you stay here.

I think it's over.

That's very sad, of course.

Now I'll never see my beautiful Italy again.

Never again.

And your bride will beg to death.

And as an old boy, that's bad.

And the worst thing is that I've never seen a woman naked.

So I'm going to die here?

Yes, here.

In the Bavarian mountains?

Uschi?

Is that how I should call you in my last voice?

Do you want to fill me with a wish?

You have to fill me with a dying wish.

What do you want?

Would you... Would you take me out?

That's impossible.

When someone comes here.

But you promised me that.

Yes, then?

So...

Please, even more.

Even more.

I'm dying.

That's beautiful.

Now I think it's time to end.

Come here.

You poor thing.

Are you feeling better?

Yes.

Oh, what's that?

Do you drink the bamboo?

Yes.

And where do you come from?

That's down there.

Where?

Here.

That's what your wife looks like.

Beautiful.

Wonderful.

Can I touch her?

Yes.

That must be the paradise.

There's still the moon.

Oh, yes.

You're really a wizard.

And suddenly I can move everything again.

Hopefully nothing will stay.

Then you can leave.

So, get out of here, please.

See you again.

I'm glad you were my guests.

See you again.

25, 26, 27... 28, 29... Wait, wait, I'll help you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, how was it?

Great.

I've invested my money well.

So, I'm glad.

Then you can eat your night.

Well invested.

See you again.

What do you want?

How was the trip?

Yes.

Heavenly.

Heavenly, young man.

No wonder in this landscape.

You'll be young again.

Do you understand that?

No.

Lousy.

Servus, mausie.

Of course you come at the right time.

I have to finally know what's going on with the train.

The next time you leave, we'll see each other again.

Seep.

Look, that was worth it again.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Have you seen it, Master Bürgermeister?

I'm not blind.

I guess I'll have to get a nice look again tonight.

Have you seen Servus from the Sepp?

Right, Mr. Schulze.

You have to take a look at Gaunen.

Come on, I'll give you a ride back to Bavaria.

It's too loud.

The friend in Baldi.

600.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

600.

Hi.

Say, are you happy?

No.

1112.

Because I can give my old money back.

What?

What do you want?

Well, the money has to go back to his savings.

Oh, Willy, leave the time.

Leave the time.

What do you mean, time?

I want to sleep again.

On your old?

Yes.

No, sleep quietly.

Yes, I can understand that.

Now let's drink here.

No, I don't drink anymore.

Cheers.

The friend in Baldi.

Antonio, come here.

There you'll get a nice...

That's not a Bavarian dog.

You don't know?

Yes.

Outside, there's a bigger one.

So big.

He's drunk.

Let's take a look in the mouth.

That's the dog.

Come on, come on, come on.

I know what's better.

It's the same.

Now I feel better.

They'll find themselves.

No, you?

That's not possible.

I came here, I'm scared.

I'm right here.

They won't find me.

Maybe I put my pants on.

Not here.

Not there.

Not at all.

Man, don't make me crazy.

I know.

I pressed here.

Where is it?

Well, that's it.

Man, maybe... Maybe I'll be scared by the powder.

Come on.

Not even in a place like this.

And... I can't smell anything.

Oh my God.

A doll is different now.

You're crazy.

You're evil.

I like it when you don't hit me, but not in the back.

What do we have here?

The key.

Well, he wants to steal a car.

He won't come.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Why not?

Let him run.

Do you want to get rid of him?

Look here.

I have a deep sense of security.

He doesn't steal anything anymore.

He pulled me out of the traffic.

My whole ass is in the ass.

Oh, this brother.

Shit.

Shit.

That too.

The Audi and the Josephine.

I'd like to have a ride.

What's the cost?

10 bucks for everything.

So much?

No, no, for big ones.

For you, 5 bucks.

So here.

Here you go.

3...

4... Please.

5.

If that's all right.

Stop!

I want to go with you.

Unfortunately, that's not possible.

The train is already occupied.

Take us to the next one.

I'll take the train and go to another bus stop.

The train and no other bus stop.

Yes, of course.

And besides, I noticed that you left the train.

And besides, I got my new glasses.

Then I can take care of everything better.

The most beautiful of all women.

If you want to visit the train, then start from the back, okay?

Yes, you're right, young man.

I'll do that.

Please.

Go!

Go!

Stop!

Stop!

I just liked that.

You're welcome, young man.

Is it good?

Is it good?

Yes.

Please.

Thank you.

Please, let me through.

No, no, the catastrophe.

Yes, what's that?

Open the door!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Open the door!

Open the door!

Open the door!

I want to go in!

I want to go in!

Oh, my dear woman, unfortunately, it's already occupied.

Unfortunately...

Oh, finally!

Oh,

my dear woman, how do you like our train?

Yes, I saw God.

The same train.

No, no, no, I don't like it.

I even give you a champagne.

Of course.

You will be served immediately, young woman.

Yes, hopefully.

Look, unfortunately, we can't change it.

But it is.

Not bad.

This is all part of our service.

So?

It's quite expensive.

No, no, for you it's all part of the business, young woman, here.

Yes, then.

Another situation.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's a whole box of champagne.

Yes, the juice of your Indian water pipe.

Look, it's going to rain.

Wait a minute.

There it is.

And here it is.

Yes, we have to look at that.

That has to be seen.

No, in no case.

Yes, here it is.

Here it is.

The old one.

Yes, here it is.

Please, don't touch it.

But, but, give it away.

Beautiful, very beautiful.

Really beautiful.

Here it is.

Like real.

Yes.

Even every hair style.

Yes, young man, they should be ashamed of

their age, they should be ashamed of their age.

Very original.

It's beautiful from the beginning.

No, please don't touch it.

Yes, a music card.

That's all for you, young man.

Move, now for me.

This one is blue.

Tell me, do you know anything else to play?

Freilich.

How about playing with the RC to Johann Jodler?

Yes, we will play that one.

Where I go and stand my heart hurts so much and my dear country believes me where the

birds are singing and where the echo is playing and my dear heart to Johann Jodler.

They all sing in such a strange way.

Yes.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Yes.

That would be something for the firecrackers.

Wasn't it a good idea to sell the choir?

That's what you got for me.

Yes, I'm happy.

Oh, I'm in shape today.

Oh, sorry.

Tell me, you've been booming for a long time, haven't you?

No, why?

Oh,

you're going to pay for that?

Then I have to pay for it.

You know, if I saw it myself, I wouldn't believe it.

Boom!

Oh, hello.

Hello, honey.

Tell me, how was the trip?

Yes, a little bit.

Well, let's start.

Tell me something.

With what do you earn your money?

There's not much to tell.

It was a very normal ride.

Hello, Josefa.

Hello.

Hello.

What's that supposed to mean?

It doesn't mean anything.

There was music in the train.

And there were pretty girls.

And they danced and so on.

What do you mean?

Nothing.

What do you think?

With what do you earn your money?

Yes, you know, there are some...

for money you can have everything.

That means almost.

What?

Be careful.

Slowly.

Up there.

Very nice book for the next time.

I still have 300 marks on the storage box.

What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

Yes, mayor.

There's a 50-year-old.

Yes, mayor.

With that you're 100.

Don't move.

What's that supposed to mean?

It's a poem.

I don't get it.

But that is... mayor.

Shut up.

That is... mayor.

Stop it.

That is...

not a bad idea.

Sefal, you have to start...

with your own wife.

Exactly.

What is it?

I have to talk to you.

Calm down.

But I have to talk to you.

It's important.

I'll go first.

There's still time.

There's no time, believe me.

It's definitely because of your old age.

Not only that.

I'll go first.

Hey, Sita.

Take the shoes off the machine.

Tell me, what am I doing?

You're in my locker.

Please.

Your locker?

Then I can go to the kitchen.

Do you still want to know me?

We have both of you here.

You wouldn't believe it.

But we paid the bar.

What do you say?

I'm in the locker.

What do you say?

Are you crazy?

What do you mean crazy?

I wanted to explain that to you all the time.

What?

Well, my wife got the contract.

And Brunberg bought us the whole club in front of her nose.

Such a pig-dog.

Let's go in.

Please enter.

Thank you very much.

Good job, darling.

I'll do it.

I'm going to get my driver's license.

Wait a minute.

What do you want?

I'm glad this is going on again.

I'm going to destroy the whole business.

Oh, that's right.

You're going to get your driver's license.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm going to get my driver's license.

I'm here.

We don't have a driver's license.

Get out of the car.

Get out of the car.

Get out of the car.

Full pull and now it starts.

What are you thinking?

You're driving backwards, Mr. Bürgermeister.

Hello.

Help.

You're driving wrong.

Help.

What is this?

The stupid bavarian machine.

In Berlin we have two people who drive forward.

What do you mean?

It's a bavarian machine.

That's what you get when you get together with Prussia.

Hello.

The stupid bavarian machine.

Too bad for the nice train.

What are we going to do with the money?

I've already arranged that well.

Really?

I've bought the very good sunroof.

With all the needles.

Get up and wait for me.

Yes, darling.

What's wrong, Sepp?

Yes.

Now I've forgotten my own personal security.

There it is.

Don't worry about it.

I'll introduce you to the girls.

What?

I'll introduce you to them.

That's the love greetings from the leather pants.

That's where the bavarian stand.

To be continued.

Please.

Thank you.

Hello.

And now it's time to watch the 대회.

On tour with Voldem.

In the newest love play Knüller.

The fourth part of the album.

Love greetings from the leather pants.

Now it's time for the wedding night.

But now you'll get a bouquet.

This is... this is a wedding.

Hello, gentlemen.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry, but I thought you were the only ones.

I don't think so.

Now get out of here.

Yes, yes, I'm leaving.

Yes, yes.

Roselmaier, Ranz Muxeneda and a large number of

the sweetest girls make sure that Peter Steiner and

Erich Kleiber don't come to rest again as Sepp

and Willi and experience the greatest adventures.

I can't believe it.

A movie full of surprises.

Love greetings from the leather pants, fourth part.

Breakfast of my spaghetti.

I'm serious.

There really is nothing going on about a shiny, clean, bavarian landscape.

Love greetings from the leather pants, fourth part.

Let's let Willi crack or the forbidden wedding night.

How much do you want?

Then Sepp and Willi will see if they can get a new post when they find it.

But Master Birgermeister...

I don't feel any of it.

You can't beat him up.

It's a wonderful movie, fun, which he will enjoy.

Yes, of course.

The second thing is that he will be able to say it right away.

He's quiet before he gets old.

You know what?

It's a shame.

They often don't like this movie and they hold themselves tight

in their cinema seats so they don't laugh at the chair falling.

Love greetings from the leather pants, fourth part.

Oh, Jesus!

May I always forget that I have to put the

leather coats on the last margona in church.

Let Willi crack or the forbidden wedding night.