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It was once.
Like in the fairy tale, one could start this story.
So, it was once in the middle of the Bavarian
mountains, a very rich town called Almendingen.
There one was pleased with his life and that with right.
Foreign traffic bloomed and one was satisfied with himself and the world.
You lived happily in Troutenheim, or so it seems.
I told you before, that it is not smoked in here.
Come in.
Hello, Mr. Mayor.
Don't you dare to clean up.
Mayor, an important letter has come from the Landratsamt.
What, from the Landratsamt?
Do you want a snob?
Yes.
Yes.
But only one.
Double.
So, Mr. Mayor, in the train of the railway
reform, the mayor of the community has promised
and the Landratsamt decided to put the neighboring town of Entenbach in their place.
The corresponding procedure will be introduced and we
wish your future big community will continue to succeed.
And so on and so forth.
Bye, mom.
It's time, Eusel.
Bye.
Well, there will be the Entenbacher.
Crazy for freedom.
This bastard and this crazy guy.
Stay, stay, stay.
It wasn't that bad.
But in this case it's not the last word to speak.
We will fight for our own dignity.
We will go to the barricades, we will go.
Bye.
Bye.
Well, of course, that was too much for the Entenbacher.
Their place, which in the Middle Ages was already called
before the Almendingern, was meant to be a community.
That was a strong piece.
And so you only drank before sadness and then before anger.
And I'll drink on you.
Yes, sir.
One more.
Here, Mr. Schaft.
Here, listen to me.
Here, listen to me.
Such a freedom.
Such a deep understanding.
Listen, Mr. Depp, you... I don't like that.
That we have to come together with the other things.
The new big community.
The children of the Almendingern.
Then you swore to yourself eternal faith and of course
the fight until the knife against the cursed Almendinger.
We have to get together.
We have to get together.
And I must not lose the Entenbach.
I'll go back.
Cheers.
Those are the love kisses from the leather pants.
These are from the Bavaria.
Those are from the Bavaria.
Love kisses from the leather pants.
You know how to stand by us.
The food is juicy, the rooms are cheap, the cows are strong, the cows are cheap.
The forest here is light and the red wine is heavy,
but drink too much fruit, you can't drink more.
Those are the love kisses from the leather pants.
These are from the Bavaria.
Love kisses from the leather pants.
You know how to stand by us.
Those are the love kisses from the leather pants.
You know how to stand by us.
You know how to stand by us.
Those are the love kisses from the leather pants.
You know how to stand by us.
The food is juicy, the rooms are cheap, but drink too much fruit, you can't drink more.
Those are the love kisses from the leather pants.
You know how to stand by us.
The food is juicy, the rooms are cheap, but drink too much fruit, you can't drink more.
The food is juicy, the rooms are cheap, but drink too much fruit, you can't drink more.
They are going to make an eye.
What is that?
Watch out.
I always said that if you are from the countryside, you often have to swim.
Franzl, are you crazy?
This is no house for such a mussel.
Hey, what is this?
Yes, what is this?
What are you doing here?
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
What are you doing?
The owl.
The owl.
What's wrong with the owl?
Nothing.
Why are you shouting like that?
The owl.
The owl in things.
They have killed our doctor.
And put a curse on me with their name.
Motherfucker!
That's a nonsense.
People are celebrating.
We have to press the button immediately.
Finally, I'm already half hungry.
Yes, a good appetite.
There you are, the owl.
Thank you very much.
You should feel like home.
Oh, wonderful.
Yes, if so, then it's the same.
Leave it to your new skin.
What is that?
My knife.
Where do you want to go?
We'll be back soon.
Well, what do you say?
An exciting moment.
Now you actually have to play the music.
Where do you want to go?
Go faster, faster!
There you are, doctor.
There you are, doctor.
Come on, kid, come on.
Don't go away like that.
Look, they still want to flee.
The devils.
The devils.
Come on, get in the back.
The devils are still here.
The owl is still ready to go.
Yes.
Go on.
What do you want to show me?
Water march.
Water march.
Do you want to fly that thing again?
You can't do that.
Maybe there's something over there.
Maybe there's something over there.
Maybe there's something over there.
You can just jump on it.
You're stuck.
There's something over there.
You're stuck, you can't do that.
Why do you keep on playing?
You don't know anything!
What's going on?
What are you asking me?
Give me some gas!
I don't want to!
Why not?
Come on, gasoline!
No gasoline!
Master, you said yourself that you should pump the spit into a Mercedes-Benz.
Give me your car today!
Yes, yes, yes.
That was dangerous.
They would have liked to get you in that way.
But no, you have to... Give me your car today!
I don't want to!
You have to do it yourself!
I don't want to!
I don't want to!
I don't want to!
Look where I'm going!
I'll take you to the village!
I'll take you there, too!
I'll take you there, too!
Don't you know Arshting?
That was my daughter.
She was the son of the mayor of the future general of Allmendingen.
Why?
I'd like to talk to you slowly about allmendingen.
Yes!
Yes, they were good with the car.
They would have never caught us.
We were much faster.
But now I need a real snob.
Got it?
Of course!
We're not going anywhere like you with your old man.
Well, go ahead.
I have to take the brown one in.
Is that it?
Yes, I'll take it.
My wife!
Here is my little lover.
Ah!
I'm here for you.
Where are you going?
I'm free.
I'll take care of your head!
The happiness!
Can I be a little more quiet?
Yes, yes.
Our first words.
Like this.
Go on now.
I'm up there.
Yes, dear.
I'm up there.
Not bad.
Don't let your eyes fall out.
Why don't you come?
Yes...
Really?
Did you come here?
Yes, dear.
I have extra for you.
I have.
Did you see that?
Yes, it's almost for me.
But it's almost.
Huh?
Yes, we're almost home.
Forget it.
Now, dear, let's take a look.
Yes, let's take a look.
No.
What's going on?
What's going on?
I can't even see that.
Yes.
Look, it's behind me.
Yes, dear.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
No.
I can't see anything.
No, I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
Now you have to be careful.
Don't let the tree fall.
Don't let the tree fall.
The tree will not fall.
It will not fall.
Yes, that's right.
That was a local resistance against the future state violence.
And that's what I am.
Yes, that was it.
No doubt about it.
And that's it.
Yes, that's it.
Yes, that's it.
Yes, that's it.
Dear, don't sit down.
He's just had fun.
The bridge, if you like, then something happens.
It's a long back.
Well, the back is a mess.
But yes, yes, a mess.
Yes, this shunt has to go.
But how?
We have to make the courgettes late.
With the boss, you know that.
I'm going to take a nap.
Yes, yes.
Well, we have to agree.
What do you mean here?
Yes, that's a bad idea.
Send it.
A round snob.
You, that's really great.
Yes, but we'll start with that.
So, let's start.
It's very easy, right?
So, where do you get it?
One and a half?
One and a half.
Yes, how nice.
And if it's beautiful, do you get it?
Then the window will drive out automatically.
Then I'll drive through Tenkenbach at night with my moustache.
You know, because of the good air.
Once again.
We have to be a little more polite today.
A big home at the museum.
Here you go, please.
Thank you.
I invite you to see the commissions of Landlordsamt.
So that you can see what a nice old man we have here.
This is strange.
What?
He has friends over there.
He does something very difficult.
I don't know.
But do you think he's interested in your conversations?
That's what you thought.
I left Tenkenbach with the last fridge.
Why?
Tenkenbach stumps me in the ground and on the floor, right?
Yes, that's what we do.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
We have a bathroom here.
A bathroom from Innenbach.
And a spy.
No, I think that's it.
They used to shoot the spies.
But we would cut off your ears.
You are the peace-maker.
But... Stay here.
Yes.
There's something.
Open the door.
Open the door.
Open the door.
Close the door.
Open the door.
What's going on?
We are under the control of the room.
Not yet.
Shit!
You bastard.
Did you see your ears?
No, not yet.
There they are.
Hopefully, they broke their genie.
He's lying to you.
We have to get out of here.
We have to get out of here.
We have to get out of here.
But you're lying.
Yes, exactly.
Shit!
You've been waiting for three hours.
What are you waiting for?
He wants to know.
Siberia is nothing against it.
There are people who love winter.
Summer games would be better.
What?
Shit!
And if I'm not back in ten minutes, I'll get the strength.
Or I'll get it myself.
Yes, master.
There he is.
Willy?
Willy?
Where is he?
Willy?
There you are.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now you've got the cats.
These rascals.
Oh, Jesus.
Willy is a pig.
He's coming into the greenhouse.
Don't touch him.
Don't touch him.
Ah, there he is.
He's got his boots on.
He's waiting for you, master.
Of all my things.
Ha, ha, ha.
Good that you've got your boots on.
That's good.
Press the button.
Don't touch him.
Here's my boots.
Your boots?
How would I do that?
Don't look at him.
Willy is in the highest danger.
Come on.
We've got to get rid of the bread.
Loser.
What is it?
Wake up, I think there's an umbrella in the kitchen.
Go away.
There's an umbrella in the kitchen.
Go away.
He's probably going to be our brother-in-law.
What are you looking at?
I think it's Willy.
I'm looking for fear and not for colds.
They make us fish.
You can be sure of that.
Yes, Sepp.
Maybe your species is right.
But, Loisle, it's Christmas today.
Look, he's already dead.
Look up.
He's almost in heaven.
Come on, let's drink.
All right.
We're no wild animals.
Loisle?
I think you're right.
And I don't want to let Willy go.
I want to... What's the matter?
My nose is dry.
What do you say?
In the back, you bastard.
Loisle, come on.
I don't want to hear you anymore.
I don't want to hear you anymore.
You're going to be a thief.
You're going to be a thief.
You're going to be a thief.
You're going to be a thief.
You're going to be a thief.
Your new head is better than the old one.
Yes, I have to go.
Yes, you bastard.
Well, Willy?
Everything all right?
Not yet.
I'm alone in the living room today.
Wait a minute.
Franzler is in the rifle school.
No, I have to think about it.
I'll let you grow a full beard.
Why?
I don't think your old man doesn't have a beard.
Well, he'll get used to it.
Just like you know, Jesus Maria Joseph.
What is it?
Now comes Mr. Schulze from Berlin.
He's in the wild emperor.
We have to fight against him.
Willy, I'll help you.
Give me your hand quickly.
Of course it's okay.
You sit over there and play a customer.
And if I do something wrong, I'll give you a sign.
Why shouldn't it go well?
Come on.
Is it possible here to have a beard?
Of course.
But I don't have much time.
I have a lot of time.
Wait a minute.
So that the beard gets bigger.
So that it can be shaved afterwards.
Look at this little thing.
Now it's starting.
What is it?
It's a little too tight.
Now it's starting.
Now it's here.
Ouch!
Oh, it bites my finger.
Fingers bite and so on.
Where do you put it?
Excuse me, sir.
Now I have to go.
Are you crazy?
You have shaved my beard.
And you are still here with me.
How do you like it?
What do you mean?
It's not bad.
Besides, it hurts here.
I want to get out of here.
I don't want to get out of here.
I want to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Get out of here.
It's a nice way.
And now the next sentence.
Now it's time to get out of here.
It's a little too tight.
I don't want to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
And the sentence is finished.
Do you want to go home?
Yes, I mean...
Let him go.
I want to go home.
Now if I go to the hotel, no one will notice that I have a few scratches.
So, now... How much do I owe you?
Of course, eight marks.
It's true that in the drink of money, you are dead.
Again, gentlemen, come back.
My beautiful art.
I think we should go now.
You can take it.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Look, he's still threatening us.
So we never know what to do with all these things.
You know what?
Close your shop.
We go to the Alps and look for the Italians.
Maybe something will happen if we can get rid of all these things.
And that's how you are now.
Friendly.
And even more.
Well, you take care of that.
You have to get rid of them.
Yes, that's why I say, yes.
The Tonio has to get rid of them, because they don't know the German things yet.
It's so stupid that the Xavarin is sitting in Almhüter.
An Italian, that he's laughing.
Well, what should he do?
If his local didn't go so well, he would have had to get rid of the Tonio.
But he cried a lot.
The big family in Sicily.
Alone at home.
I do all the work.
Almhüter, what do you want?
You don't even need a dog.
What?
I want it myself.
What about the dog?
I have to look at that.
Where are the dogs?
I don't know.
I'm already here.
No.
An Italian.
In our mountain.
There he is.
Oh, poor thing.
That's good.
You can do that, too.
You can do that, too.
That's good.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Now we look here.
Oh, visit!
Mr. Bürgermeister, very nice.
Good morning.
Greetings.
Greetings.
Mother, cheese, ham, everything.
We have you with us.
And the musci we brought with us.
Good.
I want a glass of water.
And then we have something important to talk to you.
Come right now.
I just want to know what the Almhüter is doing.
What is he doing?
I'll hit you.
Greetings.
And now we'll go on.
As I said, the choir is going up today.
With the yachts, we'll go over to the end of the week.
Schorschel and Max will accompany us.
And give him the lead, so that nothing happens.
That would be funny.
Hopefully we'll get it right.
For sure.
The devils always sleep.
Now we only need a few clean women.
So what?
As a sightseeing for our choir guests.
That's not a bad idea.
You take it.
That's enough.
You have to show it to me, right?
Of course.
Nothing is easier than that.
What?
If the devils were from me, then they would be friends.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
That's nothing for you.
It's only for the choir guests.
We did it well.
And you should be, right?
Yes, Freilich.
I'm right here.
If that's an old bed... then you should visit your old sister.
At the greenhouse?
My cousin stays with her cousin.
And with her golden nails I play my favorite.
That's a landscape.
That's why she's nice to me.
That's what I'm talking about.
Or me.
That's a song.
Always on the same spot.
That's with a view.
I really can't believe he can drive so well.
No, no, no.
He can't just drive.
He can't.
I've already driven a fire truck.
You've got a go-asker on Sicily.
Yes, he's got the right.
He only needs a few days to go around with a sheep.
Then we'll take all the things to a place where he has to be packed today.
Rost!
My sister, Rostre, is a very beautiful woman who only likes to lie in her knees.
Maybe it's even better to show her everything, to explain everything.
Exactly.
I know her.
Only I know her.
The gas is on the brakes and the steering wheel is... Now it's on the steering wheel.
Now it's going to the car.
No, no, no.
Come on, come on, come on.
You've got a go-asker.
Did you forget what you're doing?
The drivers are always fine.
But a lot of shifting is important.
You know, bro.
But when fours are there, then there's a big
difference, it's something completely different.
Something, none of that's bad, I know.
Hold on, hold on!
Wait a minute!
I don't have a clue.
Well... Hey!
Now!
Come on!
Oh, my family!
Shit!
You don't do that properly with an Italian.
Bloody hell!
I think you can do it, my jeep!
You, you, you, you, you, you go to the pub!
Now!
First time to know!
This would be amazing!
Come on, come on!
So, that would be great!
Oh, my God, it stinks!
That's just the nice thing about it.
What do you think this will be for the air in Entenbach?
Once.
Yes.
Now do it and come on!
And make sure that Karl-Gott arrives, okay?
Yes.
I'll make a cut.
You have to answer me.
Then the air will be in.
Okay?
Do you hear me?
Yes.
You do it.
I do it.
Okay.
Now do it and come on!
Look at this!
Did you see that?
They want to get our place with the yoke.
I have to tell my father right away.
Come on, let's go home.
I won't do that.
I can't finally tell my people.
Unless you tell them, they'll be more offended.
Oh, leave it.
Be a little bit more kind to me.
No.
Not now.
Let's go.
I can't think of anything.
And not here.
If not here, let's go to our place, okay?
All right.
All right.
Come on, get up.
Let me go to the hospital first.
There is a nice atmosphere.
You're welcome.
Let me go.
Why not?
But be careful.
This is the landscape.
You don't have to help me to warn my father.
No.
You know that.
Get up with the yoke.
We have the main thing.
They should do their own thing.
Then don't stop.
I'm sorry.
Wait!
The first one was easy.
That's it, now two shots.
Wow, she's our boss.
I'll make a dive.
And then he's here.
Wait.
We're gonna fall, the problem.
Let's take a look.
Oh, what a nonsense!
What's wrong with you?
Oh, it's not the seagull.
You're the one?
I've got a friend over there and he's coming to my yard.
The seagull is too much, too weak, but that's why it's
so important that all the things are on the way to us.
And that our beautiful village streets are going to be destroyed by a seagull.
How many are there?
I think three.
Three?
There are six of us.
Go away!
Go away!
You go over there!
Go on, go on!
Now it's your turn.
Either Karl is running, or there are really little kitties here.
Yes.
Let's get out of here.
Yes.
Hello, yes.
Hello.
Huh?
Hello, friend.
He he he.
He's gone.
He's coming.
Come, come.
Look up there.
Where's Susan?
Here.
This was the first one.
Maxel, where are you?
Here, here.
Here, here.
This was the third one.
Did something happen?
Yes.
I was surprised.
I never did anything bad.
This was the third one.
I protested.
I'm a peaceful citizen.
I protest the freedom of the city.
Where do you come so late with the yacht?
Where do you want to go?
Home.
Home for all kinds of things, of course.
Home?
Yes, ma'am.
I wanted to take the yacht to the fields.
Then I wanted to go home in the field and then wash.
What?
No, to the garden.
Yes, yes.
Wash, Maxi.
I was happy that you went to the garden.
And here we'll help you.
Here we won't see anything.
Let's go.
And no!
It stinks here.
Holy trick.
That's not true.
A cake.
Come on, come on, ooh, it stinks.
That's not to stop, man, Clara.
That's not for us.
Let's go.
We'll go.
The bill, please.
We'll go.
You mean it.
Grandmother.
Oh, yes.
Who's there?
Stop them, you clown.
My dear Herr Bürgermeister, what are you doing down there?
Come out right now, you moron!
That's not possible!
Why?
First of all, we are bitten and second, we have stones on our feet.
And third, we want to be buried.
What?
Yes, from your... from your ear.
From your son's grave.
Now it's coming.
Now it's coming to me.
So, come here.
Come here.
You dirty tramp!
But you should bite me.
I promise, until the end of my life, I won't forget that.
Until I'm in the shit.
Okay, go on.
So the prum, the six, I would like to see
how the whole team has a nice swimming pool.
So clean, they were never...
Good afternoon.
Do you have a room for free?
Yes, please.
Do you notice anything?
First of all, welcome.
We would like to have a nice room.
Of course.
Do you come from my place?
No, from everything, from the neighborhood.
But the air is too bad there.
Yes, the air is bad.
Master!
Father, there is an important letter from the Landrausam.
You should tell your father, if I'm in the thing.
From the Landrausam.
To the municipality administration of Entenbach.
What is it?
You have to read it yourself.
And so the commission will be on Friday to look
for the municipality of Entenbach and Almendingen.
To inform you about the reasons, which speak for or
against an application of the place of Entenbach.
Sackra, sackra.
Already on Friday.
On Friday, on Sunday, the Almendingen home party.
That's bad for us.
That's always like that.
What?
Desano?
Yes.
I don't think it's bad.
We just have to destroy the Almendingen party.
Then Landrausam sees that Entenbach and Almendingen don't fit together.
And we won't be a part of it.
Captain?
Gorka has a bad idea.
And now I'm writing to the Landrausam that
we're going to be free in the search for them.
But first we'll send the Almendingen to their home party.
And you don't know them well there.
You'll come to the top of Entenbach today.
Good.
I'll save Entenbach.
He'll be free.
Cheers.
They don't suspect anything.
The press.
The Italians.
It smells like beer.
It's better this way.
It stinks today.
And a lot of tourists have already left.
That's bad luck.
And the ballet?
Beautiful girl.
But why do we run like the ghosts?
We don't even know how to dance.
As if that would be so difficult.
Otherwise you wouldn't be so stupid to dance like that.
We also have men with us.
Yes.
That has to work.
Let's try again.
Or maybe I'll dance.
Ten.
A schnapps for the music.
And for me.
I'll see.
Let's go get the bottles.
Ten.
Ballet.
It stinks.
It stinks of salt.
What is that?
Ten.
You?
Is that the local gymnastic club?
The gymnastic club?
But no, that's our ballet.
Ballet?
Ballet?
Yes.
I love ballet.
Men, I'm going to die.
Me too.
Tell me, what is that supposed to mean?
How do you come here?
Who are you?
There is a closed society.
You are?
Autoka Schulze.
Balletmaster.
From Berlin.
Balletmaster.
Are you happy with that?
What was your name?
Autoka.
Autoka Schulze.
Yes, I'm Brunberg.
I'm happy.
Mr. Schulze.
Mr. Schulze.
She sends the sky.
If you're from Berlin, you're welcome.
If it's possible for you, go to Engelt.
Of course.
That I can bring my lady over there.
A little more hops.
On Friday I can go home.
And that would be the attraction.
And especially against the Entenbacher.
Entenbacher?
The neighborhood?
Oh.
With that I have a hint anyway.
Oh?
Yes.
Would you like that?
If you like something like that, you can hardly say no.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Where is the censorship?
The worker is artistic today.
So, that's how you call it.
No, no.
That's all I've got for the preparations for the home evening.
He's going to do something exciting.
Did you say something?
No, no, no.
I'll be free on the home evening.
Good evening.
Yes, you must be Mrs. Wirti.
Yes, hello.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
I'm Antonio.
Antonio Stutzikadente.
I'm a waiter.
Good waiter.
I don't need a waiter.
There are many tourists here anyway.
But I need work.
I don't need a waiter.
When can we start?
Right away.
Right away.
The music, please.
L15 Oh, sorry, but that's not a costume for dancing either.
There is nothing to laugh about, ladies and gentlemen.
In your costume, dancing is much easier.
We have a dandelion there.
Do you want to wear it?
But why not?
In such a dandelion you can finally show what you have on the box.
Where is it?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, and above all, the cute things I always show.
And beautiful rhythm.
Beautiful.
Yes, and now...
And now the other way around.
Do it correctly.
Now one, two, three, four.
Yes, good.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, yes, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Dancing is just my job.
Bravo!
Bravo!
Great!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, practice.
Practice and again practice.
A little of you.
Or Miss Rina.
Thank you.
Please.
Oh, Maria.
No, no, no, no.
Thank you.
Hey, tell me, who are you?
The new Oberkölner.
Antonio Stutzikadente.
Since when?
Since an hour.
He was introduced by his dear wife.
And she let you say, he just had the last...
Excuse me, sir.
I wanted to say, he left the last choir guest with things.
Now it's all over.
But, but... Mr. Bomberg, I wouldn't let my friend do it.
How much do you need?
Yes.
How much do you have?
Well, 20.
20?
Yes, but we have to make a phone call.
And maybe we can deal with the price a little.
Of course.
I give you 15 years.
That means I would give you 30 percent.
So?
Yes, now we're going to make a phone call.
So 30 percent would be very noble of me.
30 percent was too much for me.
Yes, what is that?
Oh, I thought about it.
Oh, is that good?
Go on, don't let him die.
I can't look at him.
I told you, the women are only for the choir guests.
Come out right now!
You're out of your mind.
Oh, that's a Sotomongo-mora.
There you go.
So go on.
Yes.
What a mess!
Oh, it's maybe a mist.
Here you can turn.
There's the spider web that's on top of us.
Exactly the spider webs.
Now!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Help!
Help!
Where's the city?
It's running away from me.
Okay, if it comes out with the needle...
But you said you'd smoke for it.
Yes.
Maybe you forgot we were in the shit.
No.
Well, Karl is still smoking.
That's right.
Maybe you didn't... Shut up!
Calm down.
That was a mistake.
And we lost almost all the choir guests.
And that belongs to the punishment.
Yes, I did.
But I calculated it with a needle.
But that doesn't matter.
The women's show is all about the school.
Really?
In France?
Maybe the women's show is all about the choir.
Yes.
Well, you're crazy.
Why not?
I just mean a little bit.
That's the way it is.
That was good.
They don't show anymore.
No, no.
But... What if they show us?
What if they show us?
We didn't see anything.
Here.
We just have to keep the mouth shut.
But the punishment must be... Yes?
Yes, the punishment must be... Yes.
Who's the woman?
You?
You're our mayor.
Well, if you think so, then...
I'll help you.
Who are you?
I'm Uncle.
I'm going to the hospital.
I have to go to the hospital.
Can you help me?
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'll take care of it.
Wait here.
Come on, let's go.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
There you are.
There you are.
Only one round left.
I'll take care of it.
I'll have to keep my mouth shut.
That's all for today.
Yes, go to bed.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
That's a dragon.
And a deer.
But a deer's head.
That's why I didn't do anything.
I'll keep going.
Then we'll play a round.
Here, here.
Every day, you drink all the glass in the basement.
If you have everything, you go down and over.
Here.
That's it.
Thank you, Tony.
Here.
You stupid bed.
Come to the waterlain.
I can't.
Yes, dear.
Hello, do you know again?
What?
Listen up.
It's already boiling.
Now, take it off.
Cheers!
Tonio, one more round.
Men, yes, I'm the elf.
Now keep your mouth shut!
Do you understand me?
We are no devils.
What?
We are no devils.
It's not fixed yet.
Get up, get up.
Come on, let's go.
Such a lump.
But the prisoner is still here.
Such a lovely man.
Now let's go.
Come on, let's go.
What a lovely hair.
For what kind of hair do we decide today?
For craftsmanship and espionage, you only need an Indian hairstyle.
Iroquese.
Iroquese?
Yes, Iroquese.
Let's do it.
Iroquese.
Iroquese.
That's the knife.
It's a masterpiece.
We have to drink it.
Give it to me.
No, no.
Come on, get out of here.
Now you know what to live.
Oh, my dear, that's what you should do to me.
Yes, my old man.
Iroquese.
You know what to live, my dear.
A year is over with the safari.
You know what to live.
I believe in dreams.
Now...
Here you go, Mr. Blotz.
We'll make it, OK?
Yes, yes.
Ah, Pesri, I didn't know that the whole museum must be cleaned up.
You don't understand that.
Our guests always want a jacket.
So they should get a jacket from us.
We have to do everything to get rid of all the stuff.
So you take the jacket off, it has to be removed.
So come on, take it off.
I'm going, father.
Take it off.
You know it.
But don't let the old things get away again, OK?
What are you saying?
They won't get away.
All right, Shafa.
Get up.
Now take the jacket and put it back there, OK?
Yes.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Is it right here?
Yes, not bad.
And now you're completely like that.
Yes.
Yes, that's good, Shafa.
And now, get started.
Yes, I'm done.
You, you.
Bye now.
No, no, you didn't do it on me.
Oh, you rascal.
You're a local patron.
If you cry, you'll be here.
Not bad.
But you're still to pull.
Wait, I'll show you.
Oh, Lord, what kind of stupid shots are there in the neighborhood?
It's probably already a bright day.
Ah, the sep.
Well, wait, my dear father, the future.
Now you can experience something.
So, now watch out, Shafa.
I'll show you how to do it.
How high it is today, and you'll shoot later, OK?
Yes.
No, no, it's complicated.
I'm sure, I'm sure.
But you'll lose, you'll have no fun.
Well, OK.
Here.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Well, let's catch them, OK?
Are you ready?
Good.
But without the patron, we can't shoot.
You just need to play, you stupid dog.
Come on.
Take a look at the army.
You just need to play, you stupid dog.
No, not the patron, you stupid dog.
You're the one who's the patron, you bastard.
OK, OK.
You're the boss, you're the boss, you stupid dog.
Ow!
No, it's...
Ow!
Well, that was the last one.
Unfortunately.
I'll have to...
de-implicate it.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, tell me, are you a doner?
No, what has to be, has to be.
Who knows what to say?
We'll find out soon.
Oh, God, thank God I met you, Master Herr Birger.
What's new in all things?
That's why I'm here.
What?
They have four new girls.
New girls?
We're young.
Young?
Very young.
Beautiful eyes.
Oh, beautiful eyes.
I have to... I have to... With your back?
That's not possible.
Good morning, dear.
I'm the maker with the cold hands.
Look, both of you are coming.
I'm always your dear.
OK, you're always busy.
Look, my father is shooting in the back.
Look, both of you are coming.
Not before you tell me that you're going to kill me.
Don't you see that I'm almost naked?
And we really love the sea.
Don't you shame the situation so much?
No!
No!
Are you kidding me?
No!
Wait a minute.
How is that?
They even have a swimming pool.
Good day.
Good day.
I'm very happy about the tour group.
Very nice.
I knew that you could always rely on each other.
Welcome.
Would I be happy to see you?
No, really.
Was it a nice trip?
Wonderful.
Oh, in any case, I'm extremely happy that you came, my friend.
Not true.
And now to you.
And to you.
And to you.
Welcome.
Welcome to the big diamond.
That's what it looks like.
Now I'll show you the room.
Isn't it original?
Yes, yes.
But now quickly.
This is for you.
This is for you.
Both of you can take the double room.
Ah, what a stylish design.
What?
We really have to get to know each other.
Erwin, I don't want to see you again.
I just want my sister.
And you?
Yes, yes.
Well, that will be your hot evening.
Swimming pool.
What?
Swimming pool.
You've got me confused.
Yes.
But now we have to work again.
Oh, sure.
Don't look too deep.
There's nothing left.
Now we've got to sing.
Let's go.
How are you?
I'm fine, how are you?
I'm fine.
But we have to be at the village tonight.
No doubt, but now it's time to get up.
It's time to get up.
It's the most beautiful time.
Oh, how sweet.
Italian.
What?
You're going back to the room.
You can't hurt the little ones so much.
But we also want champagne, a toast.
Just the same, please.
See you later.
What are you doing?
Good that you're here.
A nice greeting from the mayor of Puppenburg.
And you know, the women are sick.
What?
No, no, no.
This is an emergency medicine.
So that the women can catch our cows properly.
If they come to the window.
So that they can catch the cow.
Exactly, exactly.
Exactly.
So if the mayor comes soon with our costumes, we'll probably have to come after him.
Yes, a real man would love me.
Yes.
But tonight I'm going to catch a guy.
Me, too.
You can be sure of that.
Who's there?
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
So, so, and now?
Can I come in?
Hello, everyone wants to do well again.
Why not?
Come in quietly.
I'm coming.
Laugh.
The champagne.
Oh no, not this one.
Bring it back.
Otherwise we'll faint.
Where are you going?
Yes, I'll be right back.
Mamma mia.
Oh, that's a young woman from Hracht.
Come again, please.
Hello.
Yes, that's a very sweet kind.
The little Italian should probably put the whole box on it.
Goodbye, girls.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here, you bastard.
Now you're done.
Where are you going?
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Well, the cats are already hot.
Bürgermeister, do you want a window?
I'm a woman, of course.
Where the business is.
And you're doing it with the duck.
So go.
Come on, come on, come on.
Everything is done.
So then open the door.
Hello, hello, ladies.
Now stay, don't be so loud.
Wait a minute, I'm in the party here.
I'll be right back.
I'm in the main hall.
A little time.
No, no.
There's no time.
No, it's not good.
Oh, yes.
Come, come, come.
I'm a little out.
What do you think of me?
I even want a kid from you.
What do you want?
A kid?
But I've never heard of that.
Sixth, we have to force her to go straight.
And now we have to force you to go to the party.
Yes, I agree.
I think it's a good idea.
We just have to operate.
Oh, how beautiful the kids are.
No, that's not working.
I'm not a woman.
Are you sure about that?
I'm just a little confused.
Come, come, come.
We'll talk about it again.
Why not?
Oh, what a nice foam.
How exciting.
Kids, today we'll make a costume.
Oh, Thomas.
Now everything is gone again.
Where's the promise?
There are only three, four.
We want something like this.
Yes, we've taken these.
I think that's how it is.
We have to sign the equality.
I'm two.
What's too much?
It's too much.
Mr. Schulz, where are your friends?
Maybe.
The commission will be here soon.
There must be a lot of people.
They'll be here soon.
What's going on?
It's too quiet.
Listen to me.
That's unbelievable.
No, no, no, no.
The commission is coming.
And the end is coming.
Mr. Schulz, calm down.
No, no, no.
I'll call you right away.
Greetings.
Greetings.
I just lost something here.
It's always the same if you have something to drink.
So you'll be here soon.
No, no, no.
And you'll do the same here, please.
You'll be up there right away.
You'll be up there right away.
If I don't laugh, I can't get out of my eyes.
Welcome.
Welcome.
My wife.
My pearl.
Come on in.
Take a seat.
Extra for the commission.
And now two.
And what are you doing here?
We're also in charge.
Can you give me your hand?
I'll give it to you.
In charge?
Of whom?
Of you, of course.
You've all known each other.
All friends of all things are invited.
Right?
And we're your friends, aren't we?
Yes.
There's a space over there in the niche.
Thank you.
Bad luck.
No problem.
So...
What are you doing here?
Sit down and tell me what to drink.
All right.
Tell me, what did you do in the living room?
I didn't do anything.
But you paid for it.
I didn't pay for it.
I paid for your education.
So, son-in-law.
Hello, Benan.
You?
What do you say to him?
We sent him to the wife.
With the others.
Because of the wife?
Because of the warm brother.
You sent him here.
Warm?
Brother?
But tell me, that was three.
The others are not here.
But they won't be here in the next half a year.
Then we don't need to build the new kindergarten.
No.
Now you're scared.
You, always?
Where is the program?
They have our costumes on.
Then I'll put them on.
You better put them on.
What should I do?
They are dirty.
Are you scared?
No.
The girls don't come.
The girls don't come.
That's going to be a scandal.
What do I say?
A pleite?
A pleite?
No.
Sorry, I've never been scared.
I have a great idea.
When are you going?
But right away, gentlemen.
How are you?
Best.
Highly honored, highly honored gentlemen of the commission.
My dear tour guests and Alban Dinger.
He has forgotten us.
He will still be at us, Dinger.
We are all gathered here tonight to a cozy home evening.
And there is a really nice program here.
That is...
I hope I'm right.
Music.
Music.
Good.
So...
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Music.
Billy!
Billy!
Let the first girls run.
Maybe.
No!
How do I turn this thing off?
A wonderful idea, Mr. Bürgermeister.
Finally something completely new.
Yes, yes.
Really, Mr. Bohrer.
Bravo!
I've got a piece of it.
Bravo!
You can
only squeeze the lumps from the edge of the park.
I'll get them all and hit you.
I'll get them all and hit you.
I'll get them all and hit you.
What's wrong, Bohrer?
You can't do this.
You can't do this.
You can't do this!
All right, then we'll get out of here.
And now we'll run away.
What's wrong?
Oh, my God, what's left?
I can't fight any more than you.
It's over.
My dear friends, come on!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
My dear friends, what a success!
A rich guy!
That's what my brother told us in the past.
Now it's standing!
Come on, come on!
My dear friends, a rich guy!
A rich guy!
That's what my brother told us in the past.
Now it's standing!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Who's going to fight?
That's not enough.
What do I say to my brother?
Please, I have a very strange kind of happiness.
My God, now that's it.
And first they took my beard away.
And you have the feeling that you are fighting against Germany.
Mr. Wilkemeister, stop it!
I'll help you, Antonio!
You have to help them!
You have to help them!
What are you doing?
I don't want to!
I don't want to!
Finally a man!
Do it yourself!
I don't want to!
I am such an impotent!
No!
I have to stand in front of my man!
Yes, yes!
And you have to stand in front of your man!
You have to stand in front of your man!
No, no!
My power is in Italy!
Mr.
Wilkemeister!
Let's go, Mr. Wilkemeister!
Mr. Wilkemeister!
You have to stand in front of your man!
You have to stand in front of your man!
Now we have to go in!
Right!
We have to go first.
Now we have to see what the little one has to offer.
It's not too bad.
Maybe this is your landscape.
Directly to the neighbor.
You like that?
I don't know what to say.
Come on, it's much better.
I don't know what to say.
No, I'm not afraid.
Come on, come on.
There is nothing to worry about.
Let's go!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
What's the matter?
I want to pee.
Oh, father, you're the one.
You forgot the table in the kitchen yesterday.
Let's go on.
What's going on?
Should our commission of the co-living of their two places agree and
then they will be sent out of the Hillstone 350,000 marks agreed.
What's the matter?
No, no, no.
All my things are in Enkenbach.
I've already seen it.
Don't you notice, madam?
And that was the conclusion of the two places.
But our two masters have been waiting for him for the money from the Landratsamt.
Hey!
What's the name?
My masters.
I'm coming from the bus.
I want to tell you that the money is the money is the money is not a hit again.
Hey, leave me alone.
What's the matter?
You'll get more and more money than me.
That's not true.
The more you're calm, the more you'll get more and more money.
Yes, I know that.
But this time she has more.
I'm going to have a beer.
You shouldn't always say, if I'm at work.
I'm a real Enkenbacher.
A real Almendinger Enkenbacher.
Almendinger Enkenbacher.
A real Almendinger Enkenbacher.
A real
Almendinger Enkenbacher.
I'm happy, friends.
It's time.
It's time for leather pants.
There's something going on in the Bavarian stools and beds.
Up we go, in the latest Crach-leathered Leinwand yoke.
Love greetings from the leather pants.
Third part.
Third part.
Those are the love feet from the leather pants.
Yes, these in the Bavarian.
Up you go, in the Bavarian.
Love feet from the leather pants.
Third part.
There's something going on in the Bavarian.
No eye is left here.
And no village beauty is unnoticed.
Crach-leathered Leinwand yoke.
Crach-leathered Leinwand yoke.
The leather pants are getting really ugly again.
It's bumping in every corner.
What's going on?
Is this thing bumping again?
There's nothing going on.
Why are you so slow?
What are you asking?
There's gas.
It's not working.
It's not working.
It's not working.
You said it yourself, you should bump the British Mercedes.
You can bump your car today.
You can bump your car today.
Wonderful.
Oh, Jesus.
There's the fridge.
The Bavarian is nothing to it.
These are the love feet from the leather pants.
Love feet from the leather pants.
Third part.
An original Bavarian bedspread.
Also recommended by the Bavarian equator.
The beads are wonderful.
It makes me happy with naked in the earpiece, lying around in the earpiece.
Yes, I like it.
You and Laugh, leather pants crack.
Who does this has to be able to wear a proper straw.
I'm a man.
You are such impotence.
What's that?
It's a bump.
Love feet from the leather pants.
There you know what's in there.
Take a look at the leather pants.
You will be surprised what's in there.
In the movie, of course.
Love greetings from the leather pants.
Third part.
The newest leather pants.
Super fun.
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