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[Birds chirping]

[prayer in Sanskrit] [knock on door]

Coming.

[knock on door]

Is this petticoat yours?

Yes. It's mine.

How did you get it?

Do you know how to make potato papadams?

No.

I will tell you.

First you have to go to the market and buy medium-sized potatoes.

You have to cook the potatoes in a cooker.

You have to open the cooker after two whistles.

And cook for another 3-4 minutes.

You have to peel it, grate it and add spices.

Afterwards, you have to grease your palms.

And flatten it on a plastic.

You cannot make it on any day. No.

You have to wait for a sunny day.

It takes up the whole day.

- Aunt... - After all that...

Why are you telling me all that?

Because your petticoat fell on my potato papadams.

Everything got spoiled.

Sorry. I had hung it for drying.

You are a grownup woman.

Can't you even handle a petticoat?

What happened?

What happened?

I had hung the clothes for drying.

The petticoat flew and fell on her papadams.

- So? - Can't she use a clothespin?

Haven't you taught her anything?

Hey, blabbermouth!

Don't blabber so much.

When you sun-dry papadams, you need to cover it with a sari.

Otherwise worms, insects, pebbles and dirt fall on the papadams.

And get stuck to the teeth while eating it.

You are a grownup woman.

Don't you know how to sun-dry papadams?

- But... - Nothing doing.

If you fight with my daughter-in-law,

I will pull your hair and smash you so badly

that your petticoat will get dirty.

Give that to me.

Just came barging in. Get lost.

Speaking nonsense.

What happened?

Why are you sulking?

There is no need to be scared.

I am there.

Once I start speaking, nobody can dare to

say anything to my daughter-in-law. That's it.

Hold this.

I will finish my prayers.

Make a nice cup of ginger tea for me.

[bell ringing]

[whistling]

You should have told me before

that you are Mr. Bhoora's man.

Business partner.

Still, a man.

It's the person who is valued.

Is the tea good?

It's less milky.

Aren't you making enough profit?

With your grace we will book confirmed tickets everyday.

We will earn commission.

I will serve you milky tea next time. With a dash of cream.

Have you ever been to Kashmir?

No.

[chuckles]

I have also never been there.

Over there tea is made with butter and not milk.

- Butter... - Shall we come to the point?

Proceed.

Come. I will explain to you in brief.

[whistling]

Everybody has to install this exe file in their computer.

I will send it to everybody's computer.

As soon as Tatkal booking starts in the morning...

You have to enter the passenger's details.

And run this exe file.

Did you understand?

I want it for my passport. Click a nice photo.

The biggest problem is CAPTCHA.

I don't understand anything.

Is it 8, b, e or f?

It's so jumbled. It drives me crazy.

Use my software.

You won't encounter OTP or CAPTCHA.

Direct booking.

That's brilliant, sonny.

He is my nephew.

Money.

Business partner. Be happy.

At last Hamza and his uncle opened their shop of happiness.

The software was downloaded and shared with everyone.

Agents popped up all over the town like mushrooms.

The weapon that was developed to win Kitty's love

became full-time business of dozens of agents.

People were queuing up at the station too.

But only agents were issuing confirmed tickets.

[indistinct chattering]

Do you work here, Hamza?

Don't try to steal anything.

Because the alarm will go off while trying to leave from here.

You will be thrashed the way you were thrashed in collage.

Kitty.

Kitty.

Kitty.

Kitty.

Kitty.

Here, sir.

Clothes and the balance.

Thank you.

- Listen. - Yes.

Keep the change.

Thank you for shopping with us, sir.

Yes?

No. No.

[peppy music]

[Device beeping]

Mother, give that to me.

- I will hold it. - Give me.

Okay.

Dear, from today I will sleep outside.

No, mother.

- If you want, you can sleep inside... - Okay.

I don't want any arguments.

I will sleep outside.

Sugam Mishra's family was on the right track.

But his job was still bumpy.

Sir, Vaniguni.

Sir, my duty is in ladies' waiting room.

I ensure that it's kept completely clean.

Under ASI sir's guidance,

I have kept everything under control, sir.

Okay.

Chirag Barodia, sir.

Yes.

I am responsible for the basement, sir.

Earlier it used to be very dirty.

But now, it's spick and span, sir.

[chuckles] Good.

Mr. Tripathi.

Whatever you are doing is for the betterment of your department.

Keep up the good work.

- Sir. - Sir.

Myself Sugam Mishra, sir.

[chuckling] Myself.

You can talk in Hindi too.

I am comfortable in English language, sir.

Tell me.

Sir, apart from my duty here, I try to make the life of the passenger

easier and convenient.

I think we should put more platforms...

Sorry, sir.

[chuckles]

I think we should put more dustbins on the platform.

So that people don't throw the garbage on the track, sir.

Good job, young man.

Thank you, sir.

Sir, I also caught a smuggler.

I took him to ASI sir.

Sir, after that I don't know what happened.

Who was he, Lokesh?

Sir, a smalltime peddler.

I gave him a warning and let him go.

These smalltime criminals will lead us to notorious criminals.

Keep that in mind.

Yes, sir.

Thank you, everybody.

Keep up the good work.

Sir.

Watch what I do to you.

Lokesh.

Coming, sir.

[train's whistle blows]

What was the need to lock horns with the ASI?

Everything was going smoothly since three months.

Going smoothly?

He gives me pathetic chores to do.

The peon is also leading a better life than me.

How are you going to make

your life better by locking horns with him?

I don't know all that, Mr. Tripathi.

He speaks to me disrespectfully.

I won't endure wrongdoings anymore.

Will things improve by doing the right thing?

If it doesn't, I will quit the job.

What?

What will you do?

I will collect cow dung from the street and make dung cakes.

But I won't endure this daily humiliation.

That's the problem with the new generation.

If your father says something, leave the house.

If your boss is a nuisance, quit the job.

If you have a fight with your wife, break the marriage.

When will you learn to face challenges?

If your father had been like you, he would have been alive.

Those girls would have either committed suicide

or become prostitutes.

What had happened that night, Mr. Tripathi?

I never knew the details.

Your father's duty was on the train.

Stop all that.

Hey! What is this?

Stop smoking.

Show me your ticket.

Are you trying to act smart?

Sit down, brother.

Here, sir.

What is your name, dear?

Say Rani, dear.

Hey!

Did I ask you?

Who are they, dear?

Don't worry.

Nothing will happen to you.

I am there. Tell me, dear.

Tell me, dear.

Please save us.

[gunshot]

I won't give up.

And I won't quit the job.

[phone rings]

Yes, mother.

[sobbing]Son. Sugam.

What happened?

[sobbing]

- Mother... - Mother.

- Why are you crying? - Look.

On the phone...

Who is Dulari?

What?

She fed you milk and made you capable enough to be an officer.

And you forgot her.

[sobbing]

Who nursed me and brought me up?

[sobbing] Dulari.

Who is Dulari?

Our cow.

[sobbing]

Hold on. Wasn't her name Laxmi?

Two years ago the priest said

to give her another name that starts with D.

Yes.

She will lead a long life.

But she fell sick.

[sobbing]

Mother, that's it.

What's the use of crying?

She is a cow. So what if she fell ill?

She might be a cow for you.

But she is like a mother for me.

[sobbing]

Will you gain anything by crying? Huh?

Just book my ticket.

I will leave tomorrow.

Okay. We will book it.

Here. Drink water.

Tell him.

Book it.

I will book it. Shall I give you in writing?

[sobbing]

No. Give me water.

[train chugs]

[phone rings]

Wake up. Wake up.

Hello.

Hello.

Tell me.

I want to discuss a business proposal with you.

What?

What?

I have developed a kind of software.

To book confirmed Tatkal tickets.

No OTP or CAPTCHA.

I already have it.

What do you mean by you have it?

Yes. I have it.

Where did you get it from?

I bought it. What else?

From whom?

From whoever.

What is your problem?

Damn it. Problem?

It's our software. We developed it.

We won't move from here

unless you tell us who sold it to you.

Do whatever you want.

Hey! There are real rascals in the market.

They will beat you naked.

And shoot the video and make it viral.

The soreness of your body will abate in a week or so.

But the kind of mortification you will be subjected to

will last till your death.

I will kill you.

- Uncle. - Hold on.

- Let's go. - Get lost.

Let's go.

I will...

[train's whistle blows]

[train chugs]

Do you want to drink?

Drink it at home.

You have to ride the bike.

[exhales heavily]

Bhoora is hoodwinking us.

He isn't giving us our full share.

Moreover, he is selling my software to agents without my knowledge.

He said he will give us full share.

Did we receive our full share in past three months?

What's the rent of one software shop?

Rs.10000.

We paid the rent for the other shop.

How much is it?

Three zeros and two zeros.

- Five... - It's 20 lakhs, uncle.

For three months?

- Three... - 60 lakhs, uncle.

How much is our share?

42 lakhs.

How much did we get?

9 lakhs each.

Yes. I know that.

What's the balance amount?

Err...

12 lakhs each.

That's unfair. We will go and speak with him.

Call him up immediately.

Yes. We will talk to him.

Call him.

I will do it.

Call him right now.

Are you scared of him?

I am not scared of Bhoora.

Yes. So call him.

- I am calling him. - Call him.

[phone rings]

Yes, Mr. Bhoora. Hello.

Good evening.

I wanted to speak to you.

You owe us 12 lakhs each.

Yes. Three months' payment.

Yes. Yes.

I wanted to tell you another thing.

We had gone to the market to expand our business.

The agent told us that he already has the software.

Huh?

I thought I will inform you.

You cannot do such a derogatory deed.

Yes. We are coming.

We are coming.

We are coming. We are...

Good...

Goodnight.

I told you there is some misunderstanding.

I told him.

He said to come to the factory after four days to discuss it.

We will deal with it then.

You can drink it at home. You have to ride the bike.

Delhi. Delhi. Confirmed.

Delhi. Delhi. Confirmed. Confirmed.

Delhi. Delhi. Confirmed. Confirmed.

Hey, fellow!

Come here.

- Me? - Yes.

Do you sell tickets in black?

What do you mean? I have come to buy a ticket.

Broke the queue.

- What are you doing? - Are you blind?

Broke the queue.

Why were you wandering around and saying Delhi?

[laughing] Sir...

What?

What?

Sir...

What?

My memory is weak.

That's why I was memorizing it.

I want a confirmed ticket for Delhi.

Like that.

Like that?

I will kick you in such a way,

that your memory will become very powerful.

You are trying to dupe a policeman.

No, sir. What are you saying?

If I see you here again,

I will skin you alive and teach you an unforgettable lesson.

[laughing]

Did you understand?

I understood, sir.

You did the right thing, sir.

These agents are a big nuisance.

- Do they come here everyday? - Yes, sir.

[indistinct chattering]

[indistinct chattering]

I want a Tatkal ticket.

[Keyboard typing]

It's on waitlist.

Waitlist? How?

It's only 10:03.

How come it's on waitlist?

It's on waitlist.

I want a confirmed ticket.

You cannot get a confirmed ticket. It's on waitlist.

I want a Tatkal ticket.

Didn't you hear? It's on waitlist.

Here, sister. Confirmed Tatkal ticket.

Tell brother about it too.

Why won't I tell him?

I will tell him.

I will tell everybody.

Payment for the ticket.

Rs.500 for the confirmed ticket. It's a fresh note.

It's on waitlist.

It's on waitlist.

It's on waitlist.

It's on waitlist.

It's on waitlist.

It's on waitlist.

Scoundrels. It's impossible to get a ticket.

Sir, please do something.

It's impossible to book a ticket.

I have been coming for past 5 days.

It's still on waitlist. The waiting number is 40.

What?

I have been coming here for past so many days.

I am a policeman. A railway policeman.

I understand.

It's on waitlist.

You cannot do a small thing.

And you are claiming to be a policeman.

I am trying. It's not happening. What do I do?

I am trying.

Dulari won't get better with your endeavors.

Book my ticket urgently. Or else I will consume poison.

- Okay. Fine. I will call you back. - Here it is.

I will give you only that amount.

Hey, fellow!

Yes. You.

Stop. Stop.

Stop. Why are you running?

Stop.

Hey...

Hey, fellow!

Stop.

I won't admonish you.

I want to talk to you about something important.

Leave me.

Oh man.

- A little... - Why are you pulling my blanket?

Hey!

I want a Tatkal ticket.

Confirmed.

Can you give it?

Yes, sir.

Yes. Tell me. What were you saying?

No. It's nothing serious.

We had not met since a long time.

So we thought we will meet you.

[chuckles]

We didn't get our full share.

Yes. That's one of the reasons for meeting you.

Are they getting the money on time?

Yes, boss. They get it every month.

So what's the problem?

As per the partnership terms, it's 70-30.

70% is ours and 30% is yours.

The figures have been interchanged.

Partnership terms.

[chuckles]

Amazing.

I really like it when someone who looks like me speaks in English.

I swear. I feel really proud.

Take whatever you are getting.

Shall I tell you something, Mr. Bhoora?

If you seize the share of the inventor,

ultimately it will be your loss.

What did you say?

It will be our loss.

We want our full share.

Or else we won't work for you.

- Listen. - Yes, boss.

- Give them their share. - Right away.

[hiccups]

[Whipping]

[Screams]

Carefully, son. Carefully.

Princess.

Don't let Sugam eat 'Thekua' in excess.

- It gives him an upset stomach. - Mother, you...

Go without any worry, mother.

- Yes. - I will handle everything.

- Okay. - Hurry up.

- The train is going to depart. - Go. Return soon.

- Yes. - Yes. Here.

Here. This is the seat.

- It's great. - Sit.

Your ticket.

Mother, I have packed eggplant veggie and flatbread.

Don't forget to eat it.

Eggplant veggie?

It's your favorite.

Nonsense.

Mr. Tripathi, please take care of Sugam.

Don't worry, sister. Go without any worry.

[laughing]

And you take care of princess.

[train's whistle blows]

Come on.

- What? - Go. The train is about to depart.

So what? I am a railway policeman.

I will pull the chain.

- Just go. - Yes.

Please take care of her.

She is a chatterbox. Okay?

- Water and tea... - Go. I won't blabber.

- Bye. - Bless you, son.

Bless you, son. Bless you.

Take care of him.

- Take care of yourself too. Okay? - Yes.

[train's whistle blows]

Where is Sugam?

Where is Sugam?

Why are you getting so emotional, mother?

- Take care. - Take care.

- Take care. - Take care.

Mr. Tripathi, take care of him.

[train's whistle blows]

What happened?

Mr. Tripathi, something fishy is going on.

I tried for so many days.

But I didn't get a confirmed ticket.

Did you send your mother without a ticket?

- No. I got it. - Yes.

But through an agent.

I had to pay Rs.500 extra.

- Fine. You got it. - Yes.

But that's not the point.

I work in the railway. I know everybody.

But I didn't get a confirmed Tatkal ticket.

I would go to the booking window.

Within two minutes he would say, "All tickets have been sold."

"You will get a waitlist ticket."

And the agents give you a confirmed ticket in two minutes.

How?

Something fishy is going on.

Why do you always find everything shady?

Your mother has gone to the village.

Go home. Spend some time with Princess.

You look for Ravan in every story.

I will leave. Bye, dear.

Shall we go?

What happened?

Hmm.

What are you thinking?

No. Nothing special.

It's just that I was thinking about the ticket and agent.

But nothing special.

If it's bothering you so much, then investigate the matter.

People speak rubbish.

You shouldn't take everything seriously.

Do what your heart tells you to do.

Shall I do it?

Yes.

- Shall I do what I feel like doing? - Go away.

What? Mother is also not at home.

I am reading Premchand.

I am your Premchand.

Come.

[indistinct chatter]

[birds chirping]

[screams]

Beaten me so badly that my a** is all swollen.

It's entirely my fault.

We shouldn't have done partnership with that scoundrel.

It's not your fault, uncle.

My work was successful because of you.

You are right, son. It's entirely your fault.

Instead of being happy with what we were getting,

we went there to get our a** swollen.

Wonderful.

I am trying to console you.

And you are rubbing salt on my wounds.

Pass me the hot bottle bag.

See your face in the mirror.

We will have to do something.

Bhoora is not going to heed otherwise.

- Tell me something. - Hmm.

Does Bhoora do drug trafficking?

That's his main business.

Marijuana. Cocaine. Heroine.

He sells everything. With the police's help.

In wholesale.

What if the video goes viral?

How can the video go viral?

I told you that the police also help him.

There are cameras in the factory.

Who will shoot the video?

I swear on your grandfather.

We won't go there again to get our body modified.

Thank you very much.

I have learnt my lesson.

Don't worry, uncle.

Bhoora will make the video go viral.

[dynamic music]