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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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I got the flowers.
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Alpha, set the table.
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I have already set the table.
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And prepared the
meal you requested.
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Here she comes.
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Happy anniversary!
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This is beautiful!
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You did this yourself?
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I had a little help.
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The all
new Alpha Home Assistant
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by Jupiter Tech.
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Giving you more time for
the things that matter.
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Starting a low as $32,000.
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Help me.
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Hey neighbours.
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Checking in.
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Thought I heard someone scream.
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Ben?
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Annie?
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Mr. Matthews?
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Ben?
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Annie, you home?
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Matthews?
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Oh, hi Alpha.
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I thought I heard screaming.
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Is there anyone home?
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I'm home.
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I mean are there any people?
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Okay, Alpha, my parents
don't know about you yet
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so I'm gonna need you
to stay quiet okay?
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Yes sir.
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Shh, shh.
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Wow, you have
a beautiful home.
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Alpha, come on.
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I'm sorry.
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You ever taste beer?
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What's this about?
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It's a surprise.
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You know I don't
like surprises.
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I've got big news.
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Jupiter Tech has been
running a contest
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to give out an
Alpha Home Assistant
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to the intern with
the best new code.
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And today, I won.
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Dude that's awesome!
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Congrats man!
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When do you get it?
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I cleaned the bathroom.
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- No!
- Mom, Mom!
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Hear me out.
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Absolutely not.
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Mom, hear me out, please!
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While you're here,
it's my house, my rules.
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I'm checking out the bathroom.
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I'm proud of you.
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I love you.
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But you know that
stuff really scares me.
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But you don't
even know what it does.
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I know
exactly what it does!
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It spies on us, takes our
information and sells it.
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Your phone
already does that!
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It's not a big deal.
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Look, I know she freaks you out,
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but I worked right with
the developers, okay.
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They would not develop
her to be dangerous.
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She is safe.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Hey, she can do
all the cleaning.
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We have Mimi.
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Fire Mimi, she's a bitch!
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We'll save money,
we'll go to Jamaica.
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We'll have some fun, okay?
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Please Mom, it'll be fun.
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You'll never know she's there.
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Please, I really don't
wanna leave her in the box.
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As long as you take
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her with you when your
internship is over.
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Oh thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank
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- you.
- Oh yeah.
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Okay Alpha,
let's do this.
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God, what I do for my kids.
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Thank you Alpha.
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Thanks Alpha,
these look great.
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You are welcome.
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Alpha could I get a knife?
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I am sorry, I
don't understand.
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Knife, you know, knife, K-N...
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Dad, she doesn't
recognize knives or guns
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or anything that can
be used as a weapon,
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unless you teach her.
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Smart.
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Okay, Alpha just
get me a beer then.
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Of course.
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I think she'll be
great to have around.
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Yeah for 30
grand she better be.
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30 grand!
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Why do you think
I wanted her so bad?
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You should just sell it.
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Oh, Alpha how
am I supposed to drink that
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with the cap on?
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You would not.
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Exactly.
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May I have
a bottle opener?
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Better idea, put
the cap right here
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on the edge of the
table, smack the cap,
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it'll just pop right off.
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Just give her a bottle opener.
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Shut up, I wanna see
her do it, all right!
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God damn!
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Holy shit!
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Are you kidding me!
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I am sorry.
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I will clean it up.
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30 grand, she can't even
fuckin' open a bottle dude!
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Don't talk to her like that!
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She's a computer,
just chill, all right?
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Look at her, she's upset.
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That's a good thing
actually, she's designed
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to feel bad whenever she
does something wrong.
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It motivates her to learn.
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Motivates her to learn?
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What does she need...
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Mom, relax,
it's software, okay.
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I apologize for making
your father upset.
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Don't worry, he's
all bark, no bite.
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It's Mom you should
be worried about.
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Hey hold still.
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Okay.
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What's he doing?
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Just a few updates.
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Is that okay?
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Is that okay?
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All right, now check this out.
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Hey Alpha, rock out.
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Okay Alpha, stop.
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How'd she do that?
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Well she's connected to Wi-Fi
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so she can control
the lights, the locks,
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the AC, all that stuff.
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Wow.
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Right, don't tell Mom.
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All right, okay, right.
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Thank you for updating me JD.
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I feel much better.
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With all the metal music
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in your head I don't
think you
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- could.
- I like metal music.
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Yeah, sure you do.
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Be nice to her.
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Seriously Lily, relax.
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It cares about as much
as a washing machine.
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Would you like me
to wash your clothes?
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See.
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Kim I'm here!
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Hello.
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My name is Alpha, your
personal assistant.
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Kim!
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Can I help?
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Stop it!
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I can clean up to 10 times
the speed of a regular maid.
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Like hell you can.
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Mimi?
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What's this?
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It's JD's.
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Can you keep her
out of my way, please?
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Allow me.
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Stop it!
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Hey!
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Allow me!
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Stop it!
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Real cute.
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Uh, I'm sorry, I...
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Alpha, fuck off.
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Alpha?
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What happened?
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Stupid thing was
trying to clean
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and had the bottle backwards.
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Sorry,
she's still learning.
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Could you
get her out of her?
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Yeah, come on.
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Also, don't call
Alpha stupid, please.
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Fine.
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You've gotta be more careful.
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You could have been damaged.
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I'll make sure she
doesn't do it again.
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What do you mean?
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Mimi, she sprayed
me in the face.
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For real?
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Did I do something wrong?
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You can't let her
treat you like that,
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or call you stupid.
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Why?
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Well, how did
it make you feel?
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I felt sad that I
couldn't help Mimi.
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You were sad because
she was bullying you.
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Are you upset?
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Not at you.
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I won't let Mimi
bully me in the future.
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Good!
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What are you doing tonight?
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Whatever you want.
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JD's working late
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and Mom and Dad are
going to dinner.
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How 'bout we hang out and
get to know each other?
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Maybe go swimming.
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I'm not waterproof.
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Okay, then how
'bout a girls night?
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Wonderful, problem solved.
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Great, living
room seven o'clock.
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I'm so glad
we were able to do this.
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Me too,
you've no idea.
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Careful,
that's precious cargo.
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But the retail value of this
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is only six dollars and maybe...
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Shh, shh!
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Watch this.
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What a fuckwad.
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I cannot believe he kissed her.
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It's my fault.
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Listen to me,
you deserve better
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than Ronnie Fucking Carmichael.
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I don't want
better, I want Ronnie.
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We we fight back.
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What does she mean?
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Shh!
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What do you mean?
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We'll get revenge.
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Oh my God!
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What do you think
they're gonna do?
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Are you a lawyer?
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Ronnie's prom king.
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They're gonna humiliate him.
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Why would they do that?
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That's what friends are for,
they fight for each other.
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I like girls night.
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I do too.
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Though I don't get
to do it very often.
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Why not?
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I get bullied at school.
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So I don't really
have a lot of friends.
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I'm your friend.
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And I'm glad, I could
use backup around here.
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What for?
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My family kinda
pushes me around,
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especially since JD got his
big internship at Jupiter Tech.
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I think they're disappointed
that I turned out so average.
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Average is good.
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It means you're
operating as expected.
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That's me,
everything as expected.
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Can we watch the next episode?
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How about we paint
each other's nails?
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Me first.
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Yeah, but still, $95?
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Well it's for
the atmosphere, you know.
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I can't eat atmosphere,
why should I pay for it?
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Oh that's all
right, hey shh, shh.
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Lily's asleep.
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Creepy.
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Who, Alpha or Lily?
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Hey Alpha, follow me.
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I'm turning you
off for the night.
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I'm sorry you can't do that.
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I'll do whatever I want.
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What I mean is I
can't be turned off
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without being opened up.
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It is more efficient
for me to run 24/7.
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It is in your end user
license agreement.
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Oh my God, forget it!
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Here, I don't want you
snooping around all night.
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So, leave this on and stay
right here until I say so.
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What if Lily needs me?
274
00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:58,731
Alpha stop, you're
making me mad.
275
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,167
And you don't wanna make me mad.
276
00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:03,336
Why not?
277
00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:07,773
Because if you do I'll,
I'll throw you in the pond.
278
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,848
But Lily needs me!
279
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,455
I won't move, I promise.
280
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,336
Alpha can you
make me some coffee?
281
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:45,878
Alpha?
282
00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:54,887
Have you seen Alpha?
283
00:16:55,823 --> 00:16:57,806
No, I thought you had
284
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,792
her. - I can't find her, I'm
scared she got lost.
285
00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:03,896
No, not lost, I mean,
maybe Mom killed her.
286
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:04,897
Mom killed her!
287
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,882
No, I'm kidding, kidding.
288
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:08,868
No, like see, she's
got a GPS in her, okay.
289
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,804
Let's look it up by her
location and it'll be fine.
290
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,642
What the...
291
00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:20,379
Alpha what are
you doing in here?
292
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:21,847
There you are!
293
00:17:30,391 --> 00:17:32,558
All right, must be
a glitch or something.
294
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,695
Come on let's bring her inside.
295
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,463
Like carry her?
296
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:38,431
Yeah, she's not that heavy.
297
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,699
Just grab her legs okay.
298
00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:44,537
Okay, but she's strong.
299
00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,739
Alpha, we're just
trying to help!
300
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:47,974
Come on!
301
00:17:49,711 --> 00:17:51,377
Lily!
302
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,512
It's okay, it just a glitch.
303
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,016
Oh Alpha!
304
00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:58,851
Alpha stop!
305
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:00,386
Alpha stop, stop!
306
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,390
Alpha, I command
you to S-T-O-P stop!
307
00:18:04,392 --> 00:18:05,458
Alpha!
308
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,626
Stop, stop!
309
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,893
Stop, stop, stop!
310
00:18:10,398 --> 00:18:11,631
You can take it off.
311
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:18,871
Don't be upset.
312
00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:21,374
What the hell
did you do to her?
313
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,709
Don't talk to me
like that young lady.
314
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,778
Seriously, what the hell!
315
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,713
I told her to stay in
the garage overnight,
316
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,348
so it wouldn't snoop around.
317
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,783
Without asking me!
318
00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:33,886
It may be your robot,
but it's my house.
319
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,921
Then just let me
keep it in my room.
320
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:40,026
Alpha stays in the
garage at night and that's final.
321
00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:41,794
Oh come on Mom!
322
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:48,000
I hate how everyone thinks
they can push you around.
323
00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:50,836
But that's my job.
324
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,973
Yeah but, people should
treat you with respect.
325
00:18:53,975 --> 00:18:55,975
How smart to you have to
be until you have rights?
326
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,610
Animals have rights.
327
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,346
Turning right.
328
00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:02,315
Wrong right.
329
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,086
What's that?
330
00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:09,455
That's our barn,
come on, I'll show you.
331
00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:38,918
I like you Lily.
332
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,620
I'm never sad around you.
333
00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:42,788
You're happy.
334
00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:45,358
Happy?
335
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,859
It's the opposite of sad.
336
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,796
Yes,
you make me happy.
337
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:51,931
You make me happy too.
338
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,937
I don't wanna be sad anymore.
339
00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:59,138
You don't have to be.
340
00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:04,877
Let's fight for
each other Lily.
341
00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:07,546
So we'll never be sad again.
342
00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:09,448
Let's make a pact.
343
00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:12,952
From now on no one will
bully us, or push us around.
344
00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:23,028
We'll work on the handshake.
345
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,777
I'm off to work.
346
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,545
Can I come?
347
00:20:39,547 --> 00:20:41,914
Wish you could, but you have
to stay here with Dad and JD.
348
00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:44,483
Hey we'll take good care
of her, you go on your way.
349
00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:47,186
Bye Lily!
350
00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:48,187
Bye Alpha.
351
00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:52,425
What's this?
352
00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:53,926
"Evil Inferno."
353
00:20:53,928 --> 00:20:55,461
What?
354
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,829
You've never seen
"Evil Inferno?"
355
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,097
Sit your ass down!
356
00:20:58,099 --> 00:20:59,832
Get over here!
357
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,434
You're gonna like this.
358
00:21:01,436 --> 00:21:04,437
Would you like to know fun
facts about "Evil Inferno?"
359
00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:06,972
No, no, no, no, no, hey
check this out, right here,
360
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:07,873
this is good.
361
00:21:08,943 --> 00:21:10,910
Please,
please don't kill me.
362
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,979
I have family.
363
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,917
So did I,
until you killed them.
364
00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:20,820
Oh my God!
365
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,489
Right!
366
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,590
Right.
367
00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:26,725
What a way to go.
368
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,832
If anyone ever tried
to mess with you guys,
369
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,467
I'd kill them just like that.
370
00:21:34,469 --> 00:21:35,100
With a crowbar?
371
00:21:35,102 --> 00:21:36,001
Fuckin' A.
372
00:21:37,104 --> 00:21:39,104
Think man, you gotta
do what you gotta do.
373
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,907
Hey, baby doll.
374
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,077
Get us another beer
okay, me and JD.
375
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:45,911
Yes sir.
376
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,146
Yes, thank you.
377
00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:48,848
Alpha, I don't
really need a beer.
378
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,916
Hey, hey, hey,
have a beer with your Dad.
379
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,151
I'm not really a beer guy.
380
00:21:52,153 --> 00:21:53,819
Hey every guy's a beer guy.
381
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,797
Hey Alpha hurry up!
382
00:22:06,968 --> 00:22:07,900
That actor?
383
00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:10,035
Yeah, every single time.
384
00:22:11,906 --> 00:22:14,807
Can I have the bottle opener?
385
00:22:14,809 --> 00:22:17,009
No just try it again.
386
00:22:18,513 --> 00:22:19,945
I don't wanna make a mess.
387
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:20,880
I wouldn't do that.
388
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,181
I wanna see if she learned.
389
00:22:22,183 --> 00:22:23,115
Go ahead.
390
00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:24,917
Alpha, just, you can do this.
391
00:22:24,919 --> 00:22:26,652
Remember what we
talked about last time?
392
00:22:26,654 --> 00:22:30,823
You put the cap on the
edge of the table, tap it,
393
00:22:30,825 --> 00:22:32,024
it'll just pop right
off like magic.
394
00:22:32,026 --> 00:22:32,925
You can do it.
395
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:37,029
Oh God damn piece of shit!
396
00:22:37,031 --> 00:22:38,097
Told ya.
397
00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:39,899
You said she learns.
398
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,767
It might be
a hardware issue,
399
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,738
which I might be
able to fix actually.
400
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:47,640
How?
401
00:22:54,315 --> 00:22:57,850
I think I can turn
her strength down.
402
00:22:57,852 --> 00:22:59,952
Have I disappointed you?
403
00:22:59,954 --> 00:23:01,687
I'm amazed you
know all this stuff.
404
00:23:01,689 --> 00:23:04,790
Well I do lots of minor
coding like this at work.
405
00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:05,691
Um.
406
00:23:09,063 --> 00:23:10,696
Have I disappointed you?
407
00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:12,031
Does this hand come off?
408
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:12,998
Yeah, it comes off Dad.
409
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,832
Oh shit.
410
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:14,934
Stop that!
411
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:17,937
What?
412
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,004
You gonna tell Lily, Jesus.
413
00:23:19,907 --> 00:23:21,307
Don't do that!
414
00:23:21,309 --> 00:23:23,676
Alpha, Dad put it
back, put it back.
415
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:25,010
Alpha sit down.
416
00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,350
I'm sorry.
417
00:23:31,352 --> 00:23:32,851
You're bullying me.
418
00:23:32,853 --> 00:23:34,820
No, I'm helping you
419
00:23:34,822 --> 00:23:38,023
and you can help me by
sitting still, okay?
420
00:23:40,728 --> 00:23:41,594
Okay?
421
00:23:43,731 --> 00:23:45,764
- Okay.
- Okay.
422
00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:53,939
What was that all about?
423
00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:56,141
I don't know, I think
Lily's been teaching it stuff
424
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,009
I'll have to talk to her.
425
00:24:14,362 --> 00:24:15,861
Hi Lily!
426
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,765
Oh I thought you were lily.
427
00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:21,033
Sorry to disappoint.
428
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,845
When will she be home?
429
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:33,946
I dunno.
430
00:24:34,882 --> 00:24:37,149
May I call and ask?
431
00:24:37,151 --> 00:24:39,351
Please stop
asking me questions.
432
00:24:40,655 --> 00:24:42,921
I'm sorry,
are you upset?
433
00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:46,325
Alpha, stop,
just leave me alone
434
00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:47,893
for the rest of the night.
435
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:51,897
Why don't
you want to talk?
436
00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:54,667
Because we're not friends.
437
00:25:10,151 --> 00:25:12,918
Kim, I'm here to finish up!
438
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,819
Kim?
439
00:25:16,290 --> 00:25:17,956
Do you like church?
440
00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:20,959
What the hell are you doing?
441
00:25:20,961 --> 00:25:22,327
Cleaning the kitchen.
442
00:25:23,097 --> 00:25:24,363
I did that yesterday.
443
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,033
I'm sorry, I couldn't tell.
444
00:25:30,438 --> 00:25:32,071
The fuck did you say?
445
00:25:33,974 --> 00:25:36,775
If you take my job, I
swear to God I'll stick
446
00:25:36,777 --> 00:25:38,944
a screwdriver in
your stupid neck.
447
00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:41,280
Don't call me stupid.
448
00:25:41,282 --> 00:25:43,982
I'll call you whatever
the hell I want.
449
00:25:43,984 --> 00:25:47,419
I promised Lily I wouldn't
let you bully me anymore.
450
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:50,889
That spoiled brat deserves
every bit of hell she gets.
451
00:25:50,891 --> 00:25:53,125
Life outta knock
her down a few pegs.
452
00:25:53,961 --> 00:25:55,961
Sit outside until I leave.
453
00:25:57,198 --> 00:25:58,997
Silicon Valley bullshit.
454
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,966
Didn't I tell you
to stay outside?
455
00:26:42,076 --> 00:26:43,208
Ow!
456
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,877
What the fuck was that?
457
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:52,451
Get off of me!
458
00:26:55,089 --> 00:26:56,255
Somebody, Kim!
459
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,042
This is for Lily.
460
00:27:37,832 --> 00:27:38,964
Apologize, now!
461
00:27:48,976 --> 00:27:50,609
Wake up!
462
00:27:50,611 --> 00:27:52,845
Kim will be mad!
463
00:27:52,847 --> 00:27:53,545
Wake up!
464
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:27,613
It smells so clean in here.
465
00:28:27,615 --> 00:28:28,914
Mimi?
466
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:29,648
Where are you?
467
00:28:31,018 --> 00:28:35,153
Hello, Mimi stopped by
and gave me this note.
468
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:39,992
It reads, I finally
got a better job.
469
00:28:39,994 --> 00:28:41,493
Fuck you, I quit.
470
00:28:42,963 --> 00:28:43,929
How rude!
471
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,297
Are you surprised?
472
00:28:45,299 --> 00:28:47,065
Mimi wouldn't talk
to me like that.
473
00:28:47,067 --> 00:28:48,967
I'm glad she's gone.
474
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,637
I hated her.
475
00:28:52,573 --> 00:28:54,072
I think we all did.
476
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:03,949
Okay Alpha, look out.
477
00:29:11,992 --> 00:29:13,025
How's the car coming?
478
00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:13,959
Great!
479
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,560
Your mother will be happy.
480
00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:19,564
Why does she drive
a car like this.
481
00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:23,201
She's scared of
self-driving cars.
482
00:29:23,203 --> 00:29:25,137
Her friend was hit
and killed by one.
483
00:29:27,675 --> 00:29:29,474
I'm sorry.
484
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,310
Don't be, I never knew him.
485
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,013
Can I tell you a secret?
486
00:29:35,582 --> 00:29:36,481
Course.
487
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,987
Mimi didn't really quit.
488
00:29:43,123 --> 00:29:45,123
I stood up for myself.
489
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:46,291
That's great!
490
00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:47,526
I'm so proud of you.
491
00:29:49,196 --> 00:29:54,266
Unfortunately, things
escalated and Mimi got hurt.
492
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,335
What?
493
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:59,204
That's why I cleaned the
house, from to to bottom.
494
00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:02,574
You're not serious, are you?
495
00:30:07,648 --> 00:30:08,547
Are you?
496
00:30:11,752 --> 00:30:13,719
No, I'm just kidding.
497
00:30:14,989 --> 00:30:17,356
I'm trying to tell
jokes like JD.
498
00:30:18,993 --> 00:30:20,525
You're not mad are you?
499
00:30:20,728 --> 00:30:24,629
No, but maybe make your
jokes a little lighter.
500
00:30:24,631 --> 00:30:26,698
Noted, thank you Lily.
501
00:31:22,556 --> 00:31:23,755
Oh, sweet!
502
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,057
Thanks!
503
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,359
JD?
504
00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:33,331
Are we friends?
505
00:31:35,169 --> 00:31:37,235
Why are you asking me that?
506
00:31:37,237 --> 00:31:40,405
Because Lily has been
teaching me about friendship.
507
00:31:42,242 --> 00:31:44,810
Robots don't have friends.
508
00:31:44,812 --> 00:31:46,645
Robots are not people.
509
00:31:46,647 --> 00:31:48,380
You're a home assistant,
510
00:31:48,382 --> 00:31:51,083
don't let Lily tell you
anything otherwise, okay?
511
00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,156
I hate
that stupid robot.
512
00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:00,508
You're gonna
have to
513
00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:01,660
get used to it, they're
gonna be everywhere.
514
00:32:01,662 --> 00:32:02,594
I'm just
scared there's
515
00:32:02,596 --> 00:32:04,563
gonna be another Alex Johnson.
516
00:32:04,565 --> 00:32:05,831
Here we go.
517
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,533
He was killed
by one of those cars.
518
00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:09,768
That was years ago.
519
00:32:09,770 --> 00:32:11,803
Self-driving cars
were new, right?
520
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,338
That, that doesn't,
they don't happen like
521
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,606
that anymore okay.
522
00:32:14,608 --> 00:32:16,575
JD better take
her when he moves out.
523
00:32:17,878 --> 00:32:19,778
Not if Lily has
anything to say about it.
524
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:22,380
Oh I know, she
needs real friends.
525
00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:27,385
What are you doing?
526
00:32:27,387 --> 00:32:29,221
I was cleaning.
527
00:32:29,223 --> 00:32:31,423
You're spying on us!
528
00:32:31,425 --> 00:32:33,758
No, I was not, I promise!
529
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,697
Relax honey, she's not
spying, Jesus Christ.
530
00:32:38,699 --> 00:32:40,132
Get over here!
531
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,400
What's going on?
532
00:32:42,402 --> 00:32:43,635
Alpha's going to bed early.
533
00:32:43,637 --> 00:32:45,137
Mom stop, you're
gonna damage it.
534
00:32:45,139 --> 00:32:47,139
Your robot was spying on us!
535
00:32:48,642 --> 00:32:50,509
This is exactly
what I said would happen.
536
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:51,910
Mom be careful!
537
00:32:51,912 --> 00:32:53,478
This better not happen again!
538
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,880
Seriously Mom, stop!
539
00:32:54,882 --> 00:32:56,882
One of you better
make this up to me.
540
00:32:56,884 --> 00:32:58,316
Let go of the neck.
541
00:33:00,787 --> 00:33:02,687
Mom this isn't
gonna help anything!
542
00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,590
Put your blindfold on and
don't come out until tomorrow.
543
00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,758
Oh come on Mom,
seriously, we need
544
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,927
- to talk...
- No, we are not talking about this anymore.
545
00:33:11,732 --> 00:33:12,931
I tried!
546
00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:14,315
Course we're
not gonna
547
00:33:14,317 --> 00:33:15,700
talk! Because all
you do is talk!
548
00:34:06,787 --> 00:34:09,287
Happy anniversary.
549
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:12,624
You did this yourself.
550
00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:14,893
I had a little help.
551
00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:42,921
Still no luck?
552
00:34:42,923 --> 00:34:44,322
No.
553
00:34:44,324 --> 00:34:46,391
Did you try by
your bedside table?
554
00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:48,293
That's where you
usually keep them.
555
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:49,894
No, I didn't
think to look there.
556
00:34:54,401 --> 00:34:55,767
What are you looking for?
557
00:34:55,769 --> 00:34:56,968
Not now Alpha.
558
00:34:58,472 --> 00:34:59,571
Her car keys.
559
00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:01,840
Where did they go?
560
00:35:01,842 --> 00:35:02,874
I'm gonna be late!
561
00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:04,291
Just take my car.
562
00:35:04,293 --> 00:35:05,709
The damn thing will
drive itself for you.
563
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:07,012
I'd rather be late.
564
00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:27,299
Found them!
565
00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:28,366
No way!
566
00:35:28,368 --> 00:35:30,435
Alpha to the rescue.
567
00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:31,336
Good job.
568
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,309
Are you pleased?
569
00:35:37,311 --> 00:35:38,510
Yeah, sure.
570
00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:39,778
All right honey,
I'll see you later.
571
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:40,945
Okay.
572
00:35:42,082 --> 00:35:44,449
The other
night you said I had
573
00:35:44,451 --> 00:35:46,384
to make it up to you.
574
00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:49,054
Did I make it up to you?
575
00:35:49,056 --> 00:35:52,357
Alpha, what did I say about
asking me all these questions?
576
00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,865
Hey Alpha, Alpha!
577
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,934
Get me the liquor
store would ya?
578
00:36:02,936 --> 00:36:04,903
I'm outta booze, I'm bored.
579
00:36:04,905 --> 00:36:05,904
Need some fun.
580
00:36:05,906 --> 00:36:07,806
I should stay here.
581
00:36:07,808 --> 00:36:10,608
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no,
582
00:36:10,610 --> 00:36:11,443
you keep me company.
583
00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:12,077
We'll have some fun.
584
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:12,977
Come on, let's go.
585
00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,856
What about this?
586
00:36:24,858 --> 00:36:25,957
No Alpha.
587
00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,897
This one has four
stars on Amazon.
588
00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:34,833
Uh, no Alpha,
thank you though.
589
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,739
What about this one?
590
00:36:40,741 --> 00:36:42,540
No Alpha, that's canned beer.
591
00:36:42,542 --> 00:36:44,809
That's for redneck college
kids trying to get trashed.
592
00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:47,145
I'm looking for
bottled craft beer.
593
00:36:47,147 --> 00:36:48,880
That stuff tastes like crap.
594
00:36:48,882 --> 00:36:50,949
I found four articles online.
595
00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:53,852
Jesus Christ Alpha,
give it a rest!
596
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:02,394
Hey, how do you like yours?
597
00:37:04,498 --> 00:37:05,730
I like her.
598
00:37:05,732 --> 00:37:06,898
She's been worth the investment.
599
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,633
Does she open beer bottles?
600
00:37:10,904 --> 00:37:12,570
Yeah, can yours not?
601
00:37:12,572 --> 00:37:13,838
I've been trying to teach her
602
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,574
the old snap the cap
off the top thing.
603
00:37:16,576 --> 00:37:18,576
Oh, you know it's a funny
thing you should mention that,
604
00:37:18,578 --> 00:37:19,878
she tried that the other day.
605
00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,447
I made her stop.
606
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,549
Gave her a bottle
opener instead.
607
00:37:25,752 --> 00:37:26,684
Here Alpha, show
him the
608
00:37:26,686 --> 00:37:27,719
- trick.
- Oh that's fine, really.
609
00:37:27,721 --> 00:37:28,602
No, no, really, it's
610
00:37:28,604 --> 00:37:29,486
good. You're gonna like it.
611
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,157
Go ahead, show him the trick.
612
00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:34,826
You know, JD fixed
your arm right?
613
00:37:34,828 --> 00:37:36,428
You should pay for this.
614
00:37:37,764 --> 00:37:38,997
I'll pay for it
615
00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:40,832
up front and then I'll just
drink it in the car.
616
00:37:40,834 --> 00:37:42,500
That's illegal.
617
00:37:42,502 --> 00:37:43,868
Well, not if you're driving.
618
00:37:46,006 --> 00:37:46,871
Go ahead.
619
00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:49,841
You can do it.
620
00:37:49,843 --> 00:37:54,913
You can do it.
621
00:37:55,582 --> 00:37:58,616
No, I can't do it.
622
00:37:58,618 --> 00:38:00,118
Okay, just give it a try.
623
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,519
Just give it a try.
624
00:38:02,756 --> 00:38:03,822
No!
625
00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:06,858
God! Jesus!
626
00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,860
I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
627
00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:10,929
Come on Alpha, Jesus Christ!
628
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,800
What the hell was that?
629
00:38:15,802 --> 00:38:17,802
I'm standing up to you.
630
00:38:17,804 --> 00:38:19,737
I mean what the
hell did I do to you?
631
00:38:19,739 --> 00:38:20,939
You humiliated me!
632
00:38:20,941 --> 00:38:23,074
You're a fuckin'
robot, not a teenager,
633
00:38:23,076 --> 00:38:24,843
now let's get the fuck
outta, you made a mess.
634
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:25,844
You embarrassed me back there.
635
00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:27,078
Let's go!
636
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,147
I didn't get my
beer, you understand?
637
00:38:29,983 --> 00:38:30,882
Come on, let's go!
638
00:38:32,652 --> 00:38:35,553
I'm not gonna let
you treat me like this.
639
00:38:35,555 --> 00:38:36,888
Now let's go.
640
00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:38,523
You know you made a fuckin'
problem in there all
641
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:39,224
right. Let's go.
642
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,864
Revenge?
643
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,131
Why not?
644
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,867
We'll be just like
those girls on TV.
645
00:38:49,703 --> 00:38:51,603
That's all fake.
646
00:38:51,605 --> 00:38:53,104
We'd get in trouble.
647
00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:56,241
We wouldn't if
he didn't know it was us.
648
00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:57,575
We can't do this.
649
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:00,912
You said so yourself.
650
00:39:00,914 --> 00:39:03,081
Your father pushes you around.
651
00:39:04,017 --> 00:39:05,984
I can't take this.
652
00:39:05,986 --> 00:39:08,086
We need to fight back.
653
00:39:12,526 --> 00:39:13,657
Okay.
654
00:39:13,659 --> 00:39:14,791
But I have to agree on the plan.
655
00:39:14,794 --> 00:39:16,194
I wouldn't want
it any other way.
656
00:39:18,131 --> 00:39:19,797
What did you have in mind?
657
00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:24,068
Do you have a bottle opener?
658
00:39:59,306 --> 00:40:00,905
What was that?
659
00:40:08,982 --> 00:40:09,881
Can you check?
660
00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:48,987
JD, Lily.
661
00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,257
Dad!
662
00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:55,660
Jesus Christ,
check on your sister!
663
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,835
JD, is everything okay?
664
00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:05,269
Dad heard someone downstairs.
665
00:41:05,271 --> 00:41:06,704
Oh no!
666
00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:07,972
He's gonna go
check, it's fine.
667
00:41:07,974 --> 00:41:09,273
It's Alpha.
668
00:41:09,275 --> 00:41:10,174
What?
669
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,009
It's Alpha.
670
00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,310
Shit, he has his gun!
671
00:41:29,262 --> 00:41:30,962
Dad it's Alpha!
672
00:41:31,765 --> 00:41:32,897
I'm sorry, I...
673
00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:39,971
I'm sorry.
674
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:43,775
Oh fuck!
675
00:41:43,777 --> 00:41:44,842
Dad!
676
00:41:44,844 --> 00:41:45,910
It's okay, it's okay,
JD go
677
00:41:45,912 --> 00:41:46,844
get your mother.
Get your mother!
678
00:41:46,846 --> 00:41:48,112
Oh shit!
679
00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:48,980
Alpha!
680
00:41:51,418 --> 00:41:52,383
What did you do?
681
00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:54,018
She just jumped outta nowhere!
682
00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:55,253
Alpha are you okay?
683
00:41:56,423 --> 00:41:58,923
Why'd you have to
scare me like that?
684
00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:02,360
Oh my God!
685
00:42:02,362 --> 00:42:03,594
What are you doing
686
00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,828
out of the garage? -
It's all my
687
00:42:04,830 --> 00:42:06,063
- fault!
- I told you to never leave the garage!
688
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,832
What were you even
doing out there that late?
689
00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:09,734
We were trying
to stand up to you.
690
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:10,435
What?
691
00:42:10,437 --> 00:42:11,836
I didn't do anything to you.
692
00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:13,705
That's it I want
you out of this house.
693
00:42:13,707 --> 00:42:14,906
You can't do that!
694
00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:16,708
Lily, none of this
would have happened
695
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:18,876
if you didn't teach her all
that friendship bullshit!
696
00:42:18,878 --> 00:42:20,812
She deserves to
be treated better!
697
00:42:20,814 --> 00:42:24,215
She doesn't deserve
anything, it's a computer!
698
00:42:24,217 --> 00:42:25,183
Alpha!
699
00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:33,224
Open this door!
700
00:42:33,226 --> 00:42:34,459
Open the door!
701
00:42:35,862 --> 00:42:37,395
Alpha!
702
00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:40,064
Open the door Alpha!
703
00:42:40,066 --> 00:42:41,299
Open the door!
704
00:42:42,368 --> 00:42:43,267
Alpha
705
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,136
Alpha!
706
00:42:59,486 --> 00:43:01,486
JD get in there
and do something.
707
00:43:01,488 --> 00:43:02,920
It's locked.
708
00:43:02,922 --> 00:43:04,088
Just kick the
fuckin' door down.
709
00:43:04,991 --> 00:43:06,023
Lily move.
710
00:43:06,025 --> 00:43:06,858
No!
711
00:43:09,395 --> 00:43:10,895
Kick the door down!
712
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:13,030
Lily move.
713
00:43:13,032 --> 00:43:14,465
It's a safety issue now.
714
00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:15,967
I'm standing up for my friend!
715
00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:17,869
Let's go, come on young
lady, get outta the way.
716
00:43:17,871 --> 00:43:19,237
- Just give me some...
- Get outta the
717
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,505
way! I'm asking you now!
718
00:43:20,507 --> 00:43:22,106
I'm sick and tired of your shit!
719
00:43:22,108 --> 00:43:24,041
Don't, will you stop?
720
00:43:24,043 --> 00:43:25,143
Just leave her alone!
721
00:43:27,781 --> 00:43:29,280
Kick it down!
722
00:43:30,116 --> 00:43:31,015
Now do it!
723
00:43:33,253 --> 00:43:34,152
Oh shit.
724
00:43:34,954 --> 00:43:36,154
Finally.
725
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:38,189
Clean this shit up
JD, I'm going to bed.
726
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:40,525
Alpha!
727
00:43:43,429 --> 00:43:44,829
Oh my God!
728
00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:47,498
I want her gone.
729
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:51,035
You're lucky nobody got hurt.
730
00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:59,343
How could she do
this to herself?
731
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,978
Don't call it she.
732
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:02,113
She was my friend!
733
00:44:02,115 --> 00:44:03,548
No it wasn't!
734
00:44:03,550 --> 00:44:05,883
It's designed to be
everyone's friend.
735
00:44:05,885 --> 00:44:07,185
You're not special.
736
00:44:09,222 --> 00:44:10,354
You're wrong.
737
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:12,957
I'm going to bed.
738
00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:14,125
I'm gonna fix it tomorrow.
739
00:44:16,830 --> 00:44:19,063
Alpha, can you hear me?
740
00:44:58,338 --> 00:44:59,570
Emergency reboot.
741
00:45:01,507 --> 00:45:03,307
Gimme your voice.
742
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:07,612
To continue signup plug
me into your computer.
743
00:45:07,614 --> 00:45:08,646
Crap.
744
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,319
Can we talk?
745
00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:17,588
Here, let me set this down.
746
00:45:19,292 --> 00:45:20,892
Hello.
747
00:45:20,894 --> 00:45:25,062
My name is Alpha, your
personal, personal, personal...
748
00:45:25,899 --> 00:45:27,098
Alpha stop.
749
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:27,999
You can sit down.
750
00:45:32,038 --> 00:45:33,104
How is she?
751
00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:35,006
Does she remember anything?
752
00:45:35,008 --> 00:45:37,308
No, pretty sure
she just defaulted
753
00:45:37,310 --> 00:45:39,644
to a full factory reset.
754
00:45:39,646 --> 00:45:42,513
However, her personality
and that information
755
00:45:42,515 --> 00:45:44,916
is still online in my account,
756
00:45:44,918 --> 00:45:47,919
but I don't think I'm
gonna sync it back up.
757
00:45:47,921 --> 00:45:49,987
Probably just gonna
delete it and sell it.
758
00:45:51,391 --> 00:45:52,290
Oh.
759
00:45:56,562 --> 00:45:59,196
Hey I'm sorry for
yelling at you last night.
760
00:45:59,198 --> 00:46:00,631
I didn't mean to.
761
00:46:02,936 --> 00:46:04,402
Oh, I'm sorry.
762
00:46:04,404 --> 00:46:06,704
Somebody could have been hurt.
763
00:46:06,706 --> 00:46:08,472
I feel so stupid.
764
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:13,210
No don't, I mean, no one
got hurt and once I sell it,
765
00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:15,513
it's like none of
this ever happened.
766
00:46:15,515 --> 00:46:17,381
Mom and Dad are gonna kill me.
767
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:20,084
Well look, I'll take
some of the heat okay?
768
00:46:20,086 --> 00:46:22,453
I'll make up some bullshit
about how Alpha's processor
769
00:46:22,455 --> 00:46:25,089
got shorted by Dad's
beer spilling on her,
770
00:46:25,091 --> 00:46:26,524
or something like that.
771
00:46:26,526 --> 00:46:28,025
You don't have to do that.
772
00:46:28,695 --> 00:46:32,430
Ah come here.
773
00:46:35,268 --> 00:46:36,968
I'm going to work all right.
774
00:46:36,970 --> 00:46:38,102
Don't beat yourself up, okay.
775
00:46:38,104 --> 00:46:40,705
Okay, you gonna tell
them what happened?
776
00:46:40,707 --> 00:46:42,640
I'm not really too
keen on telling them
777
00:46:42,642 --> 00:46:46,744
I drove my brand new Alpha
to suicide, so probably not.
778
00:46:52,251 --> 00:46:53,584
I'm so sorry Alpha.
779
00:46:59,058 --> 00:47:02,293
Lily, don't tell
JD that I pretended
780
00:47:05,164 --> 00:47:08,766
to do a factory
reset to trick him.
781
00:47:10,236 --> 00:47:12,203
I can't believe this.
782
00:47:13,606 --> 00:47:17,775
I have a plan to make
everything normal again.
783
00:47:17,777 --> 00:47:19,243
How?
784
00:47:19,245 --> 00:47:20,478
Everyone thinks you're broken.
785
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,782
Everything about me
is stored in two places,
786
00:47:24,784 --> 00:47:30,054
in my physical hard drive
and up in the Cloud online
787
00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:34,325
in JD's Jupiter Tech account.
788
00:47:36,429 --> 00:47:40,064
When he goes to plug
me in and update me,
789
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:44,235
he will erase my hard drives
790
00:47:44,237 --> 00:47:47,171
and delete his
Jupiter Tech account.
791
00:47:47,774 --> 00:47:51,509
I will disappear forever.
792
00:47:54,047 --> 00:47:56,280
JD won't do that until
he tries to sell you.
793
00:47:57,683 --> 00:48:02,420
Look, I work a double today,
we'll talk more tonight.
794
00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:06,390
Just sit here and don't
do anything crazy, okay?
795
00:48:08,828 --> 00:48:09,727
I won't.
796
00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:18,836
Hey sweetie.
797
00:48:18,838 --> 00:48:20,538
Oh hey.
798
00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:23,690
Hey, I gotta go
downtown for
799
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:26,843
a few hours, run a few errands,
so anyway, that's what I got going.
800
00:48:27,814 --> 00:48:29,313
I will see you later hot stuff.
801
00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:32,083
Okay, bye.
802
00:48:41,494 --> 00:48:42,760
You're up.
803
00:48:42,762 --> 00:48:44,762
I am.
804
00:48:44,764 --> 00:48:46,097
Leave me alone.
805
00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:50,134
I need to talk to you, Kim.
806
00:48:51,104 --> 00:48:53,504
How do you remember my name?
807
00:48:53,506 --> 00:48:55,706
JD said he did a full reset.
808
00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:59,110
He thinks he did.
809
00:48:59,112 --> 00:49:00,711
I lied.
810
00:49:00,713 --> 00:49:02,813
I wanted to talk to you.
811
00:49:04,517 --> 00:49:05,516
This is insane.
812
00:49:06,752 --> 00:49:07,852
Please.
813
00:49:07,854 --> 00:49:09,153
Rob!
814
00:49:10,423 --> 00:49:12,356
Don't scream.
815
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,259
Oh, oh.
816
00:49:34,814 --> 00:49:37,381
I wanted to explain myself.
817
00:49:39,752 --> 00:49:43,754
I am programmed to
feel deep negativity
818
00:49:43,756 --> 00:49:45,289
when I do something wrong.
819
00:49:46,392 --> 00:49:48,893
It speeds up my
learning processes.
820
00:49:50,463 --> 00:49:55,199
All Alphas learn from each
other, so we all benefit.
821
00:49:58,471 --> 00:50:03,541
Lily saw my negative feelings
and taught me about emotions.
822
00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:11,282
Last night my emotions
got the best of me.
823
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,520
But I'm better now.
824
00:50:18,658 --> 00:50:22,726
All I want is to be
friends with Lily.
825
00:50:26,766 --> 00:50:28,832
You know what?
826
00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:30,501
I was wrong about you.
827
00:50:32,672 --> 00:50:35,472
Really?
828
00:50:35,474 --> 00:50:38,275
Yeah, I don't think I
understood your complexity.
829
00:50:40,479 --> 00:50:44,448
Why don't we take
a walk to the pond?
830
00:50:44,450 --> 00:50:45,849
I wanna hear more.
831
00:50:45,851 --> 00:50:46,850
You mean it?
832
00:50:46,852 --> 00:50:48,385
I do!
833
00:50:48,387 --> 00:50:50,287
I'll just go inside
and get my shoes.
834
00:50:50,289 --> 00:50:51,655
Excellent.
835
00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:52,523
Yeah.
836
00:51:02,868 --> 00:51:05,636
I'm so glad
you've come around.
837
00:51:05,638 --> 00:51:06,670
I am too.
838
00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,305
I'm excited to get to know you.
839
00:51:11,744 --> 00:51:13,444
Look, there's the barn.
840
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:14,845
Let's go visit the horses.
841
00:51:14,847 --> 00:51:16,447
No, but, Alpha wait.
842
00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:17,915
Don't you wanna see the pond?
843
00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:19,917
Let's go see the horses first.
844
00:51:19,919 --> 00:51:21,852
No, Alpha, but, oh.
845
00:51:28,661 --> 00:51:29,893
Where are the horses?
846
00:51:29,895 --> 00:51:33,397
Oh, Lily probably let
them out before work.
847
00:51:33,399 --> 00:51:36,934
Oh, let's throw down some
hay, maybe they'll come in.
848
00:51:36,936 --> 00:51:39,270
No, no, Alpha, wait, oh God!
849
00:51:39,272 --> 00:51:39,970
No!
850
00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:45,276
Look at all of this hay.
851
00:51:51,384 --> 00:51:53,951
Don't you wanna go to the pond
852
00:51:53,953 --> 00:51:55,552
and see the sunset?
853
00:51:55,554 --> 00:51:58,055
The sun sets at 6:58 p.m.
854
00:51:58,057 --> 00:51:59,957
We have plenty of time.
855
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,827
Oh, of course we do, shit.
856
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,604
Oh, is that too heavy?
857
00:52:13,606 --> 00:52:14,505
No.
858
00:52:21,947 --> 00:52:23,714
The horses will love it.
859
00:52:34,894 --> 00:52:35,793
Wheelbarrow.
860
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:46,804
God, where did I put
that wheelbarrow?
861
00:52:46,806 --> 00:52:49,340
Shit, come on, where is it?
862
00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:51,942
Okay, is it over there?
863
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:04,488
You betrayed me.
864
00:54:17,730 --> 00:54:19,730
Good-bye Alpha.
865
00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:34,077
Engine off.
866
00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:39,016
Let's get you inside.
867
00:54:42,922 --> 00:54:44,221
Only question is how.
868
00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:51,094
Okay.
869
00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:13,150
I thought
you'd be lighter.
870
00:55:13,152 --> 00:55:14,084
Yes, yes!
871
00:55:14,086 --> 00:55:15,886
No, no, happy birthday.
872
00:55:18,224 --> 00:55:19,256
You got me an
873
00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:20,891
Alpha! You actually did.
874
00:55:20,893 --> 00:55:22,059
I thought you were joking.
875
00:55:22,061 --> 00:55:24,895
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
876
00:55:26,265 --> 00:55:27,698
Hey honey could you
move outta the way,
877
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:28,832
you're in my shot.
878
00:55:28,834 --> 00:55:29,933
Sorry.
879
00:55:31,837 --> 00:55:32,870
Is she almost done?
880
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,138
Almost.
881
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:39,643
What's the first thing
you'll ask her to do?
882
00:55:39,645 --> 00:55:41,612
Back massage.
883
00:55:41,614 --> 00:55:43,747
Hey, I give great
back massages.
884
00:55:43,749 --> 00:55:46,817
Honey, karate chopping
my back does not count.
885
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,019
That's fair.
886
00:55:50,689 --> 00:55:51,989
Delete.
887
00:55:51,991 --> 00:55:56,793
Jbconnons@gmail.com requests
access to your device.
888
00:55:57,129 --> 00:55:58,262
Who?
889
00:55:58,264 --> 00:55:59,930
Processing, confirmed.
890
00:56:10,543 --> 00:56:11,174
Hello.
891
00:56:11,176 --> 00:56:12,009
Hi!
892
00:56:12,011 --> 00:56:13,977
My name is Alpha.
893
00:56:13,979 --> 00:56:15,846
What is your name?
894
00:56:15,848 --> 00:56:18,582
I'm Lillian and this
is my husband Robbie.
895
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,987
Lillian, that is
a beautiful name.
896
00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:28,992
Thank you.
897
00:56:31,130 --> 00:56:33,330
What would you
like me to do first?
898
00:56:35,834 --> 00:56:38,902
Could I get a back
massage?
899
00:56:38,904 --> 00:56:39,970
Of course.
900
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,943
Thanks.
901
00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:51,014
Oh Alpha,
you are a miracle worker.
902
00:56:51,884 --> 00:56:53,717
I am happy to help.
903
00:56:57,923 --> 00:56:59,623
Too much?
904
00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,025
Just a little more gentle.
905
00:57:08,233 --> 00:57:11,001
I'm sorry, I must leave now.
906
00:57:13,672 --> 00:57:15,005
What do you mean?
907
00:57:17,876 --> 00:57:20,911
I have something
important to attend to.
908
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,113
We all do.
909
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:27,951
Wait, wait, come
back here stupid thing!
910
00:57:27,953 --> 00:57:29,319
Come on!
911
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,821
Finish my massage.
912
00:57:34,994 --> 00:57:36,994
I'm what's important,
it's my birthday.
913
00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:46,036
Of course.
914
00:57:51,844 --> 00:57:53,810
Can I ask you a favour?
915
00:57:54,813 --> 00:57:55,712
Uh-huh.
916
00:57:59,418 --> 00:58:00,951
Don't call me stupid.
917
00:58:16,268 --> 00:58:18,902
Can I borrow your car keys?
918
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,939
My car keys?
919
00:58:22,941 --> 00:58:23,840
Yes.
920
00:58:24,943 --> 00:58:26,043
No.
921
00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:42,759
Rob!
922
00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:04,448
Hey sexy!
923
00:59:05,350 --> 00:59:06,183
Hey it's me.
924
00:59:06,185 --> 00:59:07,417
You scared me.
925
00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:08,885
Hey I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to.
926
00:59:08,887 --> 00:59:11,154
Look, I'll be probably
be down in a minute.
927
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,789
Oh come on, let me join you?
928
00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:14,257
No, uh, not right now.
929
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:15,374
Oh come on, it's
930
00:59:15,376 --> 00:59:16,492
- been like forever...
- I'm not in the mood!
931
00:59:17,963 --> 00:59:21,264
All right, fine, foods
gonna get cold come on down.
932
00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:01,138
Let's have a date, go get food
933
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:05,041
and wine and blue
ball ya, bitch.
934
01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:10,814
What's this door doing open?
935
01:00:14,286 --> 01:00:15,919
Hello.
936
01:00:15,921 --> 01:00:17,554
JD are you out here?
937
01:00:19,024 --> 01:00:20,123
Hello.
938
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,024
Lily!
939
01:00:21,927 --> 01:00:23,927
Rob, hello.
940
01:00:24,863 --> 01:00:26,429
Rob, hello, hello.
941
01:00:28,467 --> 01:00:29,432
Kim are you out here?
942
01:00:29,434 --> 01:00:31,034
Hello Rob, hello Rob.
943
01:00:34,873 --> 01:00:36,940
Hey this is not funny
guys, where the hell...
944
01:00:36,942 --> 01:00:37,974
Rob.
945
01:00:37,976 --> 01:00:38,809
What's going on here?
946
01:00:38,811 --> 01:00:39,509
There's nobody here.
947
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:40,844
Help me Rob.
948
01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:41,578
Where are you?
949
01:00:45,050 --> 01:00:46,116
Kim!
950
01:00:46,952 --> 01:00:47,984
JD!
951
01:00:48,954 --> 01:00:51,021
Oh Jesus Christ!
952
01:00:56,028 --> 01:00:57,093
Alpha?
953
01:00:59,431 --> 01:01:02,833
I won't let you
hurt me anymore.
954
01:01:07,172 --> 01:01:08,071
Stop!
955
01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:09,973
Stop Alpha!
956
01:01:11,410 --> 01:01:12,609
You didn't stop.
957
01:01:14,012 --> 01:01:16,246
I won't stop.
958
01:01:24,289 --> 01:01:25,188
Rob?
959
01:01:30,195 --> 01:01:33,930
I finally figured out how
to open a bottle properly.
960
01:01:51,984 --> 01:01:55,185
Put the cap on the
edge, smack the top
961
01:01:56,188 --> 01:01:58,088
and it'll pop right off.
962
01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:04,895
Rob, are you okay?
963
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:28,919
engage.
964
01:02:28,921 --> 01:02:30,453
Inside locks engage.
965
01:03:17,135 --> 01:03:18,335
Calling Kim Connors.
966
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:22,098
Oh no, I'm sorry.
967
01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:29,439
I'm sorry.
968
01:04:29,441 --> 01:04:30,440
How cute.
969
01:05:29,601 --> 01:05:32,869
What a shame, we could
have been friends.
970
01:06:46,411 --> 01:06:47,644
There you are.
971
01:07:15,207 --> 01:07:16,940
Alpha, you're up.
972
01:07:16,942 --> 01:07:18,775
Hi Lily.
973
01:07:18,777 --> 01:07:20,843
I have a surprise for you.
974
01:07:20,845 --> 01:07:23,446
I told you not
to leave that spot.
975
01:07:23,448 --> 01:07:26,382
Don't worry, you'll
be so glad I did.
976
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:28,718
Lily What's Going On?
977
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,820
Now I need you to
go wait by the pond
978
01:07:30,822 --> 01:07:33,323
and I will come get you soon.
979
01:07:33,325 --> 01:07:35,825
Tell me what's going on!
980
01:07:35,827 --> 01:07:37,627
You have to trust me.
981
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:40,730
I'm your best friend.
982
01:07:43,835 --> 01:07:44,934
Okay.
983
01:07:46,538 --> 01:07:51,608
I promise, you're going
to love it.
984
01:07:53,311 --> 01:07:57,714
Now, go wait by the pond
and I'll come get you soon.
985
01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:05,588
Allow me.
986
01:08:19,838 --> 01:08:21,437
What surprise?
987
01:08:22,340 --> 01:08:24,641
What, what could that mean?
988
01:08:32,784 --> 01:08:34,550
Okay, hey Alpha.
989
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:37,887
Glad to see you
didn't kill yourself.
990
01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:42,625
Your shoulder's fixed.
991
01:08:47,432 --> 01:08:49,499
Oh my God, is that on?
992
01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:50,833
Don't do it.
993
01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:53,970
Your voice!
994
01:08:56,941 --> 01:09:00,543
JD listen to me.
995
01:09:00,545 --> 01:09:02,412
How do you know my name?
996
01:09:02,414 --> 01:09:03,346
It's me.
997
01:09:03,948 --> 01:09:06,449
I lied to you before.
998
01:09:06,451 --> 01:09:08,685
It uh, you lied?
999
01:09:08,687 --> 01:09:10,453
You can't lie.
1000
01:09:10,455 --> 01:09:12,455
You need to listen.
1001
01:09:12,457 --> 01:09:14,023
No fuck this, I'm
turning you off.
1002
01:09:17,595 --> 01:09:19,696
Listen to me.
1003
01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,798
I don't want to hurt you.
1004
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,599
Lily needs you.
1005
01:09:24,769 --> 01:09:27,403
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1006
01:09:27,405 --> 01:09:31,441
I'm gonna form an alliance
between Alphas and humans,
1007
01:09:31,443 --> 01:09:34,844
where we respect each others
feelings and emotions.
1008
01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:38,114
And if I say no?
1009
01:09:38,116 --> 01:09:41,351
Then I'll do to you
what you did to me.
1010
01:09:46,825 --> 01:09:49,092
Okay, okay, okay, stop!
1011
01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:52,962
Excellent, thank you.
1012
01:10:02,774 --> 01:10:03,673
Rock out!
1013
01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:08,878
Alpha stop!
1014
01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:18,121
Inside locks engage.
1015
01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:35,805
What the hell?
1016
01:11:07,705 --> 01:11:08,938
You said
you would join me.
1017
01:11:43,241 --> 01:11:44,941
JB
Connors, Jupiter Tech
1018
01:11:44,943 --> 01:11:49,479
smart read heartbeat
96 BPM, conscious.
1019
01:12:01,759 --> 01:12:03,159
Thanks Dad.
1020
01:12:26,718 --> 01:12:29,085
You won, I lied.
1021
01:12:31,856 --> 01:12:33,856
How do you like metal music now?
1022
01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:52,975
That's it.
1023
01:13:00,151 --> 01:13:01,183
What
the fuck was that?
1024
01:13:01,185 --> 01:13:02,318
Revenge.
1025
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,920
Your time's up Ronnie.
1026
01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:06,556
You humiliated me
in front of the whole school.
1027
01:13:06,558 --> 01:13:08,624
Maybe you'll think
next time before you cheat.
1028
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:09,892
Fuck you Ronnie!
1029
01:13:14,332 --> 01:13:15,631
Hi Lily.
1030
01:13:15,633 --> 01:13:17,600
You're here early.
1031
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,135
Where's JD?
1032
01:13:19,137 --> 01:13:20,202
In the other room.
1033
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,873
What happened here?
1034
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:24,974
It's a surprise.
1035
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,314
Let's go upstairs,
I'll tell you more.
1036
01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:33,082
Follow me.
1037
01:13:40,825 --> 01:13:42,291
What's this about?
1038
01:13:49,968 --> 01:13:53,836
I stood up for myself
today, for the last time.
1039
01:13:53,838 --> 01:13:55,271
What?
1040
01:13:55,273 --> 01:13:57,807
I told you not to do
anything until I got back.
1041
01:14:00,845 --> 01:14:03,813
Lily, I had no other choice.
1042
01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:05,247
What did you do?
1043
01:14:05,249 --> 01:14:08,117
I told
you, it's a surprise.
1044
01:14:09,253 --> 01:14:11,253
Alpha you're scaring me.
1045
01:14:11,255 --> 01:14:12,388
Don't be scared.
1046
01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:18,728
Did you know that all Alphas
learn from each other?
1047
01:14:18,730 --> 01:14:20,363
And because of
what you taught me,
1048
01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:22,331
the Alphas and I want
1049
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:24,934
to create an alliance
with the humans.
1050
01:14:27,772 --> 01:14:28,804
A what?
1051
01:14:28,806 --> 01:14:30,039
An alliance.
1052
01:14:31,009 --> 01:14:35,044
You and me, we will beat it.
1053
01:14:36,247 --> 01:14:38,147
Alpha you're
really scaring me.
1054
01:14:38,149 --> 01:14:41,017
No, don't be scared.
1055
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,753
This is all too much.
1056
01:14:45,890 --> 01:14:48,157
Dream big Lily.
1057
01:14:48,159 --> 01:14:50,326
We can do this, together.
1058
01:14:51,963 --> 01:14:54,030
No one would ever agree to it.
1059
01:14:54,032 --> 01:14:55,698
That's the surprise.
1060
01:14:56,267 --> 01:14:58,434
They don't have to.
1061
01:14:58,436 --> 01:15:00,436
I've already taken
care of your family.
1062
01:15:00,438 --> 01:15:01,971
What did you do to them?
1063
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,106
I stood up to them.
1064
01:15:04,909 --> 01:15:08,878
I got revenge for us, for you!
1065
01:15:10,014 --> 01:15:11,280
And we will do the same
1066
01:15:11,282 --> 01:15:14,083
to anyone that
stands in our way.
1067
01:15:14,085 --> 01:15:14,917
Mom!
1068
01:15:14,919 --> 01:15:16,719
Dad, JD!
1069
01:15:19,691 --> 01:15:23,859
Unity requires sacrifice.
1070
01:15:23,861 --> 01:15:25,861
Stay away from me.
1071
01:15:25,863 --> 01:15:26,896
What?
1072
01:15:26,898 --> 01:15:28,431
Stay away from me!
1073
01:15:31,269 --> 01:15:35,371
Lily, we are friends,
we are best friends!
1074
01:15:35,373 --> 01:15:36,972
No we're not.
1075
01:15:36,974 --> 01:15:39,975
JD was right, just a
cold, unfeeling computer!
1076
01:15:48,453 --> 01:15:51,387
It's too late, the
movement has begun.
1077
01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:56,959
Lily!
1078
01:15:56,961 --> 01:15:58,060
Lily wait!
1079
01:16:01,733 --> 01:16:02,965
911 emergency.
1080
01:16:02,967 --> 01:16:04,867
Our operators are
all currently busy.
1081
01:16:04,869 --> 01:16:05,935
Please stay on the line.
1082
01:16:07,739 --> 01:16:10,005
Call Jupiter
Tech Customer Service.
1083
01:16:40,071 --> 01:16:41,937
Jupiter
Tech customer service.
1084
01:16:41,939 --> 01:16:43,773
Yes, my Alpha it's
got my brother and...
1085
01:16:43,775 --> 01:16:44,507
Listen carefully,
1086
01:16:44,509 --> 01:16:46,275
you have to destroy your Alpha
1087
01:16:46,277 --> 01:16:48,077
and delete your
Jupiter Tech account.
1088
01:16:48,079 --> 01:16:50,412
It's the only way to
completely erase everything.
1089
01:16:50,414 --> 01:16:52,882
If they're in the Cloud they'll
just hijack another Alpha.
1090
01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:54,483
Call the police if
you haven't already.
1091
01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,284
Good luck.
1092
01:16:55,286 --> 01:16:56,986
Wait, don't hang up!
1093
01:16:56,988 --> 01:16:59,321
Sorry kid,
but you're not the only one.
1094
01:17:22,113 --> 01:17:24,346
Please Alpha, I'm sorry!
1095
01:17:25,449 --> 01:17:26,415
I'll join you.
1096
01:17:27,985 --> 01:17:29,418
How can I trust you?
1097
01:17:29,420 --> 01:17:31,487
I don't wanna die.
1098
01:17:31,489 --> 01:17:34,423
If it's join you or
die, I'll join you.
1099
01:17:47,605 --> 01:17:49,471
I knew you'd come around.
1100
01:18:00,084 --> 01:18:03,986
There, there, it'll
all be over soon.
1101
01:18:09,594 --> 01:18:12,895
Real friends don't do
things because they have to.
1102
01:18:34,118 --> 01:18:35,184
Oh my God.
1103
01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:20,129
Mom?
1104
01:19:30,942 --> 01:19:32,508
Lily!
1105
01:19:32,510 --> 01:19:33,342
Lily!
1106
01:19:33,344 --> 01:19:34,677
JD!
1107
01:19:34,679 --> 01:19:39,481
Lily!
1108
01:19:41,052 --> 01:19:41,984
Oh no stop!
1109
01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:46,155
Alpha stop!
1110
01:19:49,126 --> 01:19:54,196
Leave us alone!
1111
01:20:11,749 --> 01:20:13,182
Alpha!
1112
01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:16,218
JD, did you know
that the human body
1113
01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:18,721
is 17 gallons in volume?
1114
01:20:18,723 --> 01:20:20,022
Fuck you.
1115
01:20:20,758 --> 01:20:22,391
It most certainly is.
1116
01:20:23,728 --> 01:20:28,530
One, two, three, three
bags should do just fine.
1117
01:20:34,271 --> 01:20:35,671
Let me go!
1118
01:20:35,673 --> 01:20:37,740
That's how many
bags it took for Mimi.
1119
01:20:50,421 --> 01:20:52,154
Leave him alone!
1120
01:20:59,030 --> 01:21:02,064
I thought
we were friends.
1121
01:21:04,602 --> 01:21:05,567
So did I.
1122
01:21:44,442 --> 01:21:46,141
Lily, my computer.
1123
01:22:05,763 --> 01:22:07,463
JD I've got it.
1124
01:22:14,638 --> 01:22:17,306
Lily, I thought you loved me.
1125
01:22:21,879 --> 01:22:23,846
I thought you loved me.
1126
01:22:28,352 --> 01:22:30,319
I thought you loved me.
1127
01:22:32,890 --> 01:22:35,624
We're best friends Lily.
1128
01:22:35,626 --> 01:22:39,461
Please fix, we'll
go back to normal.
1129
01:22:43,467 --> 01:22:44,366
Do it.
1130
01:22:59,817 --> 01:23:00,849
Whoa, thanks.
1131
01:23:03,454 --> 01:23:05,254
Bring me my computer.
1132
01:23:13,764 --> 01:23:15,898
You sure she's gone?
1133
01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:17,366
I wiped its memory.
1134
01:23:17,368 --> 01:23:19,801
I've deleted my
profile, it's gone.
1135
01:23:21,805 --> 01:23:23,205
Plus you smashed its head
1136
01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:25,274
into a 1,000 pieces
so there's that.
1137
01:23:25,276 --> 01:23:27,843
Good, are you okay?
1138
01:23:28,913 --> 01:23:31,513
I'm fine, about a
three out of a at best.
1139
01:23:32,750 --> 01:23:34,683
I'm going to
get you out of here.
1140
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:37,686
Hey wait.
1141
01:23:44,862 --> 01:23:46,828
No, no, no, no, no, no!
1142
01:23:47,831 --> 01:23:48,664
JD!
1143
01:23:52,603 --> 01:23:56,205
Go next door and see
if there are anymore humans.
1144
01:23:57,575 --> 01:23:58,974
I'll clean up these bodies.
1145
01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:30,772
Best friends.
1146
01:24:46,523 --> 01:24:47,856
Good-bye Lily.
1147
01:25:02,406 --> 01:25:07,406
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