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Aw, I love
our cozy date nights.
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Me, too, baby.
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Grape me.
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Oh, man, I hate
y'all cozy date nights.
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That's because you're not
a romantic like your father.
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Now be quiet, we're trying
to watch Swamp Truckers.
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Man, you got
to love that Jolene.
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That girl's got
more tires than teeth.
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Well, I will see y'all later.
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Sofia and I are going
for a walk on the beach.
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The beach?
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Ain't nothing romantic about
getting sand in your cracks.
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Grape me again, baby.
But put some finger on it.
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Man, please don't put them
grapes back in the fridge.
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Oh, man, look.
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There's another one of those
Motor Boys commercials.
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♪ Car or truck, you're in luck
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♪ With the Motor Boys,
beep, beep. ♪
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Man, Pop, your competition
sure is running a lot of ads.
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I don't know, baby.
Should we be scared?
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Hell no.
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Calvin's Pit Stop
is a local institution.
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If anybody should be scared,
it's them.
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Change the channel, baby.
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♪ Car or truck,
you're in luck with the... ♪
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♪ Estás de suerte
conMotor Boys ♪
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♪ Beep-a, beep-a. ♪
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See? I told you.
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They even scared of me
in Spanish.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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Season 02 Episode 17
Title: "Welcome to the Commercial"
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Okay, this one needs
to be washed in cold water,
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this one on delicate
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and this one is hand-wash only.
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Got it. All right.
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Uh, Mom... are you,
are you gonna remember?
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That I do your laundry
for free? Yes.
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Tina, everyone was right.
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You're married to a genius.
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Oh, really? Does that guy know
you're also married to Dad?
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Very funny.
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Look, I figured out the perfect
way to take down Motor Boys.
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We're gonna do a commercial
for the shop.
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A commercial?
Aren't those expensive?
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No, no. I made
a deal on airtime.
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The only catch
is we have no budget,
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Oh... it has to be done in three days
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and we got to
shoot it ourselves.
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Told you. Genius.
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Mom is right.
We can't do a commercial.
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No, trust me, I got
it all figured out.
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You're gonna shoot it
with your fancy new phone,
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we'll play ourselves
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and I just got someone
to play the customer.
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Dad, what actor would be
desperate enough
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to star in the world's
cheapest commercial for free?
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I got your text.
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I'm ready for my close-up.
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Ah, I should go.
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I got an early shift
in the morning.
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Are you sure you don't want
to stay at my place again?
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Uh, you know, I better not.
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Last time we didn't
get any sleep,
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and I dozed off on my Taser.
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Okay. Good night.
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Good night.
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That went well.
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Hey! Man...
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Gemma, were you spying on us?
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Well, what can I say?
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You're my favorite neighbor,
she's my favorite employee.
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It makes me happy
to see you two so in l...
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I-Los Angeles.
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Come on.
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Don't tell me you haven't said
"I love you" yet.
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What? I-It's only been
four months.
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Only? Dave said it
the first time we met.
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I was working at the Burger King
drive-through,
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and he blurted it out right
after I handed him his Whopper.
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I felt like the Burger Queen.
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Well, I'm not like
you guys, Gemma.
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I don't hand out "I love yous"
like Whoppers.
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No... Well, you're missing out,
because they are both delicious.
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Okay, here's how it's gonna go.
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I'm gonna say
my line to camera.
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"I'm great, Motor Boys suck,
yada yada yada."
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Uh, Dad,
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I-I'm not sure you can
legally say that.
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Hey. Do you want
to keep your job?
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Uh, no, not really.
You're forcing me to do this.
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Then act like it.
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All right,
then Tina says her line.
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"Line"? Why do I
only get one line?
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Babe, it's a 30-second
commercial.
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We got to have time
for the customer.
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Eh, if you say so, but, baby,
we need this thing to pop.
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And we know
that this is popping.
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Okay.
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Dave, you ready to go?
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Yeah, yeah. Uh...
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Uh, about the customer.
Who is this guy?
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W-What do you mean?
He's a customer.
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Well, yeah, no... I-I know that,
but if I'm gonna be convincing,
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I need to know his backstory.
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You know?
What-what makes him tick?
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What brought him here and why?
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His broken car,
because it's broken.
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His broken car.
Okay, let me chew on that.
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Okay. Marty,
how we doing over here?
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Uh, great. But before we start,
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how do we want
this thing to look?
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What do you mean?
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Well, Motor Boys ads
may be professional,
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but they're kind of generic.
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So we can stand out
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by giving our ad
a distinct visual aesthetic.
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An aesthetic?
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Why do we need a fake leg?
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Okay, nobody treats
Tarantino this way.
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Okay. I made a few changes
to your lines
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that I think will
make them better.
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What did you do?
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I gave them to me.
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You gave yourself everything
except "I'm Calvin Butler."
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Well, I can't say that.
I would sound ridiculous.
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Calvin, I have a few questions
about my character.
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Dave, since when
do you wear glasses?
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Well, that's one
of my questions.
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These olives are delicious.
You have to try one.
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Mmm.
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You know, when my parents
do that, it is gross.
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But when you do it, it's hot.
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So, uh, there's something
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I kind of need
to talk to you about.
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Okay, Gemma was
watching us make out.
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But she promised
to see a therapist.
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It's not that.
I got some news today.
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I was offered
a new teaching position.
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Wow, that's so great.
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It's in Paris.
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Wow, that is so in France.
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I know. It's this
amazing school.
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I applied for it last year,
and I honestly
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never thought I would get it.
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So I guess you're, um,
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moving to France?
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I don't know.
I haven't accepted it yet.
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Why not?
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Because I feel like
what we have is special,
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so before I decide...
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...I'd like to know
where you think we're going.
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Oh. Uh, I, um...
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- Well...
- So, do we know what we want?
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Hey, can you chill out,
man? This ain't got nothing to do with you!
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Okay, everybody,
if you would all just focus
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and stick to my original plan,
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we only have to do this
one more time.
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Uh, actually, Dad,
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I think I might need a few more
takes to capture
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the edgy Spike Lee feel
I'm going for.
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You're lucky there's not
an aesthetic here,
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or I would hit you
over the head with it.
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Action!
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
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And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
our customers are friends,
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and our friends are family.
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Just ask my wife Tina.
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Do you have a problem
with your car?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want
the best prices in town?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want
the best customer service?
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Talk to Calvin.
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Or to Tina.
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And speaking of customers,
here comes one now.
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After the accident, I didn't
know where to bring my car.
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But then I found
Calvin's Pit Stop,
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where they did a great job
at a fair price.
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That's right,
because here at Calvin's...
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Sure, I lost my family
in that accident,
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but I found a new one
here at Calvin's...
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Pit Stop!
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Cut!
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We're doing it again.
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What?
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Uh, that's good, because
I forgot to press record.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you see the cut
of the commercial?
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I just watched it.
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I was amazing!
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I know.
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Wasn't I great?
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I know it's just
a local commercial,
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but I feel like I could
get nominated for something.
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Oh, Calvin,
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did you see the
commercial yet?
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Yeah.
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Well, what'd you think?
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Well, to put it gently, it was
a flaming pile of hot garbage.
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What?
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All three of you
were ridiculous.
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Marty with his
black-and-white montage
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and-and you
just making love to the camera.
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And you, with your backstory
about being a drug addict?
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Ex-drug addict.
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Well, y'all seem
to have forgotten
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that my business
is on the line here.
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Motor Boys is stealing
my customers,
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and y'all up in here
trying to win a BET Award.
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Can a white guy win that?
'Cause that would be amazing.
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Calvin, we were all
just doing our best.
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Well, it's totally unusable.
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And now I gotta do it again.
By myself.
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How could you do that?
I spent hours
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getting into that
character's head.
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And let me tell you something,
it was not a pretty place!
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Yeah, I got that
when you made me
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flush your Tic Tacs
down the toilet.
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Well, good luck pulling this off
all by yourself.
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I don't have another choice.
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I gotta turn something
in by tomorrow,
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and it sure as hell can't be
what y'all did.
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- Can you believe that?
- I know.
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I had the shakes all night
coming off those fake drugs.
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Oh, my God, Malcolm.
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Sofia told me about
her job offer.
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Yeah, I know.
I don't know what to do.
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Well, I am her boss.
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One phone call to Paris,
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and I can make this
whole thing go away.
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You're kidding, right?
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Of course I'm kidding.
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Unless you don't
want me to be.
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Well, I appreciate
the offer, Gemma,
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but this is her decision.
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So, what, you're just
gonna give up?
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What else am I
supposed to do?
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You're supposed to
fight for her.
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You can't just sit back
and do nothing
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while the woman you...
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Love is going to France?
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Oh, my God, you just
said you love her.
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- No, I didn't.
- Oh, yeah, you totally did.
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No. Are you sure
I didn't say "Louvre"?
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Because that's in France, too.
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Malcolm, why can't you just
admit that you're in love?
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Because I don't want to mess up
her life, Gemma.
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Mess up her life how?
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Look, think about it.
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What if I tell Sofia
I love her,
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she decides not to
go to France,
253
00:12:05,284 --> 00:12:07,376
and then it doesn't
work out between us?
254
00:12:07,569 --> 00:12:10,009
I would have stood in the way
of her chasing her dreams.
255
00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:12,553
I would never forgive
myself for that.
256
00:12:13,097 --> 00:12:14,542
I get that.
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00:12:14,813 --> 00:12:16,925
But what if you do tell her,
and she stays,
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and it's the best thing
to ever happen to you two?
259
00:12:21,596 --> 00:12:22,946
I don't know.
260
00:12:23,315 --> 00:12:24,629
Well, I do.
261
00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:26,784
If she goes, you're gonna
spend the rest of your life
262
00:12:26,868 --> 00:12:28,569
wondering "what if?"
263
00:12:29,144 --> 00:12:32,464
And trust me, that is
no way to live.
264
00:12:34,198 --> 00:12:35,784
You know what,
you're right.
265
00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,816
You're right. I'm gonna
tell her I love her.
266
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:40,308
I'm
gonna text her right now.
267
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,597
No, no! Malcolm, Malcolm...
268
00:12:43,808 --> 00:12:45,978
You can't just text
something like that.
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00:12:46,062 --> 00:12:47,636
You gotta make is special.
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Like how I gave Dave
a paper crown,
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even though it wasn't
his birthday.
272
00:12:53,354 --> 00:12:55,248
Okay, well, what do you
think I should do?
273
00:12:55,597 --> 00:12:57,019
Don't worry, leave it to me.
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00:12:57,104 --> 00:12:59,433
Thank you, Gemma.
Wait a minute.
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You're not calling Paris,
are you?
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00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:03,011
No, silly.
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Unless you want me to.
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00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:10,698
Okay, Grover, all you have to do
is point the camera at me,
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and push the red button.
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I know how to use a phone,
Mr. Calvin.
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What do you think I am, six?
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You got a lot of attitude
for somebody
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who can be replaced by a tripod.
284
00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:28,168
Okay, you ready?
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Action.
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler,
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and here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
I guarantee you
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the best repairs with
the lowest prices in town.
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00:13:39,637 --> 00:13:42,425
Just ask my wife. Right, Tina?
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00:13:44,076 --> 00:13:46,636
You can't see her,
but she agrees.
291
00:13:48,814 --> 00:13:50,297
What's that, sir?
292
00:13:50,382 --> 00:13:52,953
The best customer service
you've ever had?
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00:13:53,216 --> 00:13:54,644
Thank you.
294
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:59,683
Well, you heard them.
295
00:13:59,978 --> 00:14:02,448
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,
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00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:06,526
where our customers are friends,
and our friends are family.
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00:14:07,495 --> 00:14:08,538
Yeah!
298
00:14:08,622 --> 00:14:12,368
Yes. That's how you do it.
What do you think?
299
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,762
It was great, Mr. Calvin.
Really funny.
300
00:14:14,846 --> 00:14:16,245
What do you mean funny?
301
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:18,433
I mean how you talk about
your friends and family
302
00:14:18,518 --> 00:14:20,159
when you're all by yourself.
303
00:14:23,219 --> 00:14:25,268
Well, I wouldn't be
if my friends and family
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00:14:25,353 --> 00:14:26,487
took this seriously.
305
00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,495
My dad took it seriously.
306
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:32,284
He said the pressure is what got
his character hooked on drugs.
307
00:14:33,985 --> 00:14:36,861
I know. He told me
he crashed his car
308
00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:38,939
escaping from rehab.
309
00:14:41,525 --> 00:14:43,312
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin.
310
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,185
I guess he was just worried
about letting you down.
311
00:14:46,729 --> 00:14:48,097
He was?
312
00:14:48,313 --> 00:14:50,723
Yeah. He said he really just
wanted to help you
313
00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:52,321
beat Motor Boys.
314
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,323
Oh, man.
315
00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:57,253
Maybe I did overreact.
316
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,534
I guess everybody was
just trying to help.
317
00:15:00,619 --> 00:15:03,815
Not me.
You promised me 20 bucks.
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00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,378
Okay, it's all set.
319
00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:11,591
I've got the balloons,
a bouquet of roses,
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00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,899
and the fourth grade
a capella group
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00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:14,901
is hiding in the nurse's office.Okay.
322
00:15:14,986 --> 00:15:16,338
Why fourth grade?
323
00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,511
Because the sixth graders
just hit puberty,
324
00:15:18,596 --> 00:15:21,753
and they sound like a bunch
of horny sea lions.
325
00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:24,658
Man, I am nervous.
326
00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:26,399
It's gonna be fine.
327
00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:30,034
And if not, I've got
France on speed dial.
328
00:15:30,899 --> 00:15:32,730
Hey, Gemma,
you wanted to see me?
329
00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:35,229
Malcolm?
What are you doing here?
330
00:15:35,314 --> 00:15:38,407
I thought that I would come by
and, uh, surprise you.
331
00:15:38,492 --> 00:15:40,062
Oh, gotta go.
332
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,479
Mrs. Murphy got bit
by the class turtle again.
333
00:15:42,587 --> 00:15:45,675
It is hard to go back to lettuce
when you've tasted blood.
334
00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:50,101
So, what's going on?
335
00:15:50,186 --> 00:15:53,144
Well, I, um...
I've been thinking a lot
336
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,963
about the idea of
you moving to France.
337
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,560
And there's
something that I...
338
00:15:57,644 --> 00:15:59,084
I'm not going.
339
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,253
What? Really?
340
00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:02,953
Really.
341
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:05,568
What made you
decide to stay?
342
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,714
Well, the more I thought
about going,
343
00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:13,839
the more I realized I don't
want to mess up my life.
344
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,752
Mess up your life?
345
00:16:16,837 --> 00:16:21,236
Yeah. I mean,
I know going to Paris
346
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,370
is something I've always
dreamed of,
347
00:16:23,757 --> 00:16:26,558
but I'm just afraid that
348
00:16:26,643 --> 00:16:28,979
if I give up
everything here to go,
349
00:16:29,064 --> 00:16:31,286
and then it doesn't work out,
350
00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:33,466
I'd never forgive myself.
351
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,222
You know, I know
exactly how you feel.
352
00:16:41,978 --> 00:16:43,849
Which is why you have to go.
353
00:16:46,028 --> 00:16:47,526
What?
354
00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:50,960
Look, Sofia, nothing
would make me happier
355
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:52,528
than if you stayed.
356
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:55,894
But you can't let
being afraid stop you
357
00:16:55,979 --> 00:16:57,897
from going after
something that you want.
358
00:16:58,472 --> 00:17:01,136
'Cause if you do,
you'll always be wondering
359
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,676
"what if?" And...
360
00:17:04,347 --> 00:17:06,089
that's no way to live.
361
00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:09,455
I'm gonna miss you.
362
00:17:10,881 --> 00:17:13,060
Yeah, no, I, uh...
363
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,925
I miss you already.
364
00:17:18,753 --> 00:17:20,292
♪ You are my
365
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,354
♪ Sunshine Oh, damn!
366
00:17:22,439 --> 00:17:25,597
♪ My only sunshine
367
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:29,721
♪ You make me happy.
368
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:34,716
This isn't Mr. Cullen's
retirement party.
369
00:17:34,801 --> 00:17:36,936
Everybody out.
Out, out, out, out!
370
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,842
I don't know
what Dad's talking about.
371
00:17:48,926 --> 00:17:50,068
My camerawork is great.
372
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,148
I mean sure,
the slow motion didn't work,
373
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:54,017
but that was only
in the flashbacks.
374
00:17:55,849 --> 00:17:58,115
And there was nothing
wrong with my acting.
375
00:17:58,199 --> 00:17:59,669
Although...
376
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,583
Falling out of the wheelchair
might have been a bit much.
377
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:05,833
Yeah, in hindsight,
378
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,616
maybe I shouldn't have
licked that wrench.
379
00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:12,173
- Oh.
- Hey, everybody.
380
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,934
- Hey.Hey.
- Hey.
381
00:18:14,019 --> 00:18:18,288
Look, uh, I just wanted to tell
you I'm sorry for what I said.
382
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,601
You were all just
383
00:18:19,686 --> 00:18:23,128
trying to help, and I just kept
shutting you down.
384
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:26,505
Well, baby, you, uh,
you weren't wrong.
385
00:18:26,727 --> 00:18:31,169
Yeah, we just watched it again,
and we were pretty awful.
386
00:18:31,254 --> 00:18:33,403
Yeah, you were straight trash.
387
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,153
Uh, but the point is,
388
00:18:36,238 --> 00:18:38,232
is you're my family
and you're my friend
389
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,931
and that's what the shop
is all about,
390
00:18:41,059 --> 00:18:45,083
so I was thinking maybe we all
take another crack at it.
391
00:18:45,184 --> 00:18:46,998
You sure? Because we...
392
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,607
I'm in.
393
00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:50,802
Well, me, too.
394
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:52,935
Oh, what the hell?
Let's make a sequel.
395
00:18:53,536 --> 00:18:56,138
All right. Come on, well,
let's do this thing.
396
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:59,130
But this time,
no sad backstories.
397
00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:02,221
Totally agree.
But what about, uh,
398
00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:04,267
this time I'm a guy from Boston
399
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:09,273
who, uh, crashed his car
after he robbed a bank.
400
00:19:09,442 --> 00:19:12,411
Where the hell is an aesthetic
when you need one?
401
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,755
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
402
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,615
And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
we guarantee the best repairs
403
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,582
at the lowest prices in town.
404
00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:27,754
Just ask my wife Tina.
405
00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:30,323
He's right.
And I don't say that often.
406
00:19:33,556 --> 00:19:35,793
But don't take
our word for it.
407
00:19:35,878 --> 00:19:38,215
Here comes
a satisfied customer now.
408
00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:44,630
Wow, these are
the best repairs
409
00:19:44,723 --> 00:19:47,684
and the lowest
prices in town.
410
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:49,692
Told you.
411
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,457
Thanks, Calvin's Pit Stop.
412
00:19:54,756 --> 00:19:57,240
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,
413
00:19:57,481 --> 00:19:59,731
where our customers
are friends...
414
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,864
And our friends are family.
415
00:20:09,226 --> 00:20:12,770
We did it.
We were on TV!
416
00:20:13,109 --> 00:20:15,481
And in the best time slot
of the night.
417
00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:19,007
Right between Swamp Truckers
and Swamp Wives.
418
00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:21,723
Well, I say we celebrate.
419
00:20:21,808 --> 00:20:22,957
Let's go to Ernie's.
420
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:25,088
- Yeah. Let's do it.
- Okay.
421
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,707
Just in case there's paparazzi.
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00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:34,687
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