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Come on, Stan. That's enough sniffing. How about some action?
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Doug. Fine-looking lady, 12:00.
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Look at the walking sticks on her.
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She's the A train, and it's a
lucky man who's holding the token.
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All aboard!
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You know what I'm sayin', huh?
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Yeah, she's, uh... she's pretty cute.
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What did you say?
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I'm agreeing with you. She's cute.
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You're putting me in a very
uncomfortable position here, Douglas.
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What?
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You're married to my daughter, and you're
ogling another woman right in front of me?
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How dare you?
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I'm just trying to walk my dog.
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Fine!
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Sweet charity.
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That's a tasty looking lamb chop.
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You with me?
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Ee-ee.
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Hey, boy.
Whoo hoo!
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Thought you guys weren't getting here till, like, 8:00.
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Well, we could have got here at 8:00, but then it would
have been too late to sit behind home plate at the Met game!
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The Mets? Tonight?
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I could kiss you on the mouth!
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Excuse me. I'm the one who bought the tickets.
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Gotta go, gents.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just leave a note for Carrie.
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Did you know beers are $5.50 at Shea now?
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Oh yeah?
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Well, they're free here.
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Ohh! I had the worst day!
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You did, huh?
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Want to, uh, very quickly tell me about it?
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My firm just won that big airline
case which I worked 2,000 hours on,
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and my boss walks around the office
and thanks everybody personally by name.
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Did I get a thanks?
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Um... I hope so.
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No-o-o.
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I got a "Where's my bagel?"
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I was so ticked off that I stole a bottle of White-out,
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and it opened in my purse.
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Hug, honey.
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Uh... yeah. Sure. Come here.
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Yeah! There you go. You feel better?
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That's good, huh? Yeah!
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Yeah.
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Massage?
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Okay, why am I the one
who has to smuggle beer in?
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Because you're oddly shaped as it is.
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Suck in your stomach.
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Okay. Uh! Cold beer! Cold!
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hey What's taking Doug so long?
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Honey, that feels so good.
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You're my official rub boy for the rest of the night.
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Okay, stop it! Stop it! You're in the eye!
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Oh, hi, Carrie.
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Hi!
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Uh, Doug, it's a quarter of.
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What's up?
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Ha. Spence got us Met tickets.
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It's all here in the note.
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Why didn't you just tell me?
Why'd you let me keep babbling?
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Because I care about you.
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I also care about the Mets, so I was torn.
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Go have fun! Go!
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- Really? Yeah?
- Yes! Yeah, go!
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Okay. You should call a friend and
go out too, you know, have a good time!
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Yeah, maybe. I'll see.
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We always said that Friday night was friend night.
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Honey, would you just go? I'll be fine.
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I lov... Doug!
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Coming now! See you later, okay?
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Hey, Kel, it's me. Listen,
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wanna go grab some dinner tonight?
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Oh, I don't mind going with you and the kids.
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You promised them Chuck E. Cheese, huh?
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Hey, Lynn. I know we haven't talked
for three years, but I gotta tell ya...
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I don't even remember what our fight was about.
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Okay? Lynn?
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Lynn. L-Lynn?
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Lynn!
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Okay, fine. You know what? You're still a slut.
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Hey, you!
Hey, how was the game?
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Oh, it was great! Extra innings.
Which means...
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let's face it, I ate more.
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Guessing you didn't go out tonight.
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Nah!
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Oh. That's a... lotta gumballs.
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It's pretty easy, once you get the edges.
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Still...
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Thought you were gonna call one of your friends.
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I don't have any friends.
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What are you talking about? You have friends.
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Well, I did.
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Now they all have babies
or they hate me or I hate them...
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Why don't we just
forget this whole friend-night thing,
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and you and I just hang out on Friday night?
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.That's...
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certainly one way to go.
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Or...
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we keep friend night
and we find you a friend, huh?
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Find me a friend. Okay, that
doesn't make me sound too pathetic.
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You know what? I just remembered. There's a woman
about your age who just moved in down the street!
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So?
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It's fate! Hi, fate!
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Hey.
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Neighbors. Just came by to say howdy.
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What? Yes!
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Yes. Thank you very much.
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I'm sorry. I'll be with you in two seconds.
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I just need to find my...
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I'm sorry. What did y... You're neighbors?
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Yes indeed. Doug and Carrie Heffernan.
Just came by to welcome you to the 'hood.
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Hi. I'm Carrie.
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Got a name there?
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Yeah! Oh, sorry.
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Yeah. Jessica Wicks.
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- hi
- hey
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I'm sorry. I'm... so frazzled!I just...
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I've spent the last two days
moving out of my loft,
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which I had every right to keep, but you know what?
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My ex-husband can have it, he
can enjoy it. With any luck, he'll trip
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and split his head open on the coffee table.
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This is nice.
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Oh, there they are.
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Oh! Hey, smoker, honey, huh?
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Carrie here used to be a big smoker.
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Still would be, too,
but she started to cough up black stuff.
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Ah, but she loved it.
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So, what house you in?
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Uh, 8013, just down the block.
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Oh, wait a minute. There's a really
cute guy who came out of 8017.
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Mmm. Freak.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm. He has a rabbit. He walks it.
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You'll see him.
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Shoot, I was hoping for a piece of that.
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Me too!
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Oh. Kidding, honey.
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Ha ha. Hey, look at this!
You both want to sleep with the same guy.
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Hey, I'll watch the rabbit.
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Douglas.
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Arthur.
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Thank God it's dinner time.
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T.G.I.D., right?
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What?
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Nevermind. Nevermind.
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So...
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did you have a good day?
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Oh, yeah. Very busy.
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Long story short, all the shag
carpet is now the same length.
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Hey, w-where's the food?
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I don't know.
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It's usually... just right here.
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What do we do?
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I don't know.
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- What do we do?
- I know about as much as you do right now.
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Carrie!
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- Sweetheart?
- Carrie!
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Douglas, is there a plan "B"?
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Are you kidding me?
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They're huge, and she still says they're real!
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Oh, stop. They still have the price tag on them.
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Hi, sweetie. Hi, Dad.
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Hiya, Doug. Hi, Mr. Spooner.
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Please, call me Dutch.
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Sorry we're late. We were shopping,
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and we picked up some Greek food from this place Jess knows.
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So you guys were together again today, huh?
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Hey, I did a pretty good job.
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I got a natural ability for this, don't I?
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It's a gift. It's a gift. It really is.
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God gave me the gift. I got the pow-ah!
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So this morning,
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I'm scanning bar codes with the new 826 for...
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It's gotta be like half the morning, right?
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I mean, I scan, send it out,
scan, send it out.
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Then I check down finally at my...
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What sauce goes on these lumpy balls?
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Lumpy balls... white stuff.
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Ah, thank you.
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Anyway, I look down at the databank,
and there's nothing! There's no data.
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And the packages, they're out there,
they're gone...
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Oh, my God!
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This is awesome!
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I know, I know.
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Can you even believe there is a place
this good in that skeevy little mini-mall?
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I know! You know what?
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This goes to show you. Maybe
we should try that gynecologist on the second floor.
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- You first.
- You first, lady!
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Oh, ha, ha, ha!
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Oh! I'm sorry, honey. What were you saying?
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Okay. So the packages, they're gone, right?
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Without a shred of data. Oh, and by the way,
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This all happening on a day when we're a man short.
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So what I do is...
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Oh, that's me. Oh. Do you mind?
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No, no, no. Just remember, scanner broken. Man short.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi! Uh-huh.
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It's Steve. Yeah.
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Who's Steve?
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Shh, shh, shh!
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Who did she say Steve was?
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She didn't say.
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Steve Allen?
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Shh! It's her ex-husband.
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No, I do not have your precious DVD player.
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I don't even know what a DVD player is.
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- I have it.
- Good, good.
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So, listen, I'm pulling into a parking
garage right now, so if I lose you, I'll...
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Ho ho! Ooh! Parking garage. I like that.
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You know, I usually use "tunnel," but I
think people are catching on to that one.
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So, um, anyway,
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you were saying about work...
The scale at work?
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It's a scanner.
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Mm! Right. The scanner. Okay, so what happened?
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Okay... uh... scanner broken. Man down. Packages gone, right?
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And then... turns out
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one of the packages on the truck
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was full of scanners.
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That's funny, baby.
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It is funny!
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Oh, sure, it's funny. Barrel of laughs!
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Until little Jimmy doesn't get his new bike!
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Y-you don't understand the point of the story.
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See, it's ironic that our scanner went down and
we sent out a perfectly good box of scanners
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without scanning it!
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- That's not ironic.
- Yes, it is!
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Forget it! I'm getting a beer!
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So what else did you get
besides the DVD player?
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His Soloflex and his insulin.
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- You got the insulin?
- Yes, I did. I hid it.
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اوه، این کارت خیلی خوب بود
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Ow! Not a twist-off!
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No, Jess, you were totally right.
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Hey!
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No! I mean If they screwed it up,
you shouldn't have to pay for it.
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I'm home.
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No, I've done that.
About, like, a year ago,
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they made my nails look like crap,
and I just walked out.
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Uh-huh. And then what'd she say?
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Really?
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So what happened?
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She still talking to Jessica?
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Uh, yeah.
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Oh, that young lady is a breath of fresh
air. Such passion, such joie de vivre,
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Something we could use a little more of around here.
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What are you trying to say?
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That was not your best package story last night.
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I was interrupted.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Honey, you're going out with your friends
Friday night, right?
255
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,232
No, well, we didn't talk yet, but I don't even...
256
00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:08,193
Yeah, I can go.
257
00:13:08,794 --> 00:13:09,908
Yeah. That sounds great.
258
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,125
Yah, I can go. Yah, that sounds great. Yah.
259
00:13:20,439 --> 00:13:23,870
Friday night. Out with the boys.
260
00:13:25,801 --> 00:13:27,643
Me and the boys.
261
00:13:29,849 --> 00:13:30,862
Are out.
262
00:13:34,018 --> 00:13:36,878
What are we gonna do? There's
gotta be one movie that isn't sold out.
263
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,714
I said we should've bought tickets over the phone.
264
00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:45,084
You know where Carrie and Jessica went tonight?
They went to a jazz club. You believe that crap?
265
00:13:47,011 --> 00:13:48,262
I like jazz.
266
00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:56,772
Hey, Dougie!
267
00:13:57,995 --> 00:13:59,622
Well, somebody's in a good mood.
268
00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:02,027
I guess you really like jazz, huh?
269
00:14:02,411 --> 00:14:04,643
Nah. We left after 10 minutes. We went bowling.
270
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:05,835
Bowling? You hate bowling.
271
00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:08,133
I don't think you can call what we did "bowling."
272
00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:10,102
I think combined we bowled, like, a 20.
273
00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:14,401
And, oh, by the way,
I got hit on by the shoe rental guy,
274
00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:16,010
so treat me right, baby.
275
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,486
Yeah, could you, uh...
276
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:20,807
could you come here for a sec?
277
00:14:20,832 --> 00:14:21,358
Huh?
278
00:14:21,941 --> 00:14:24,170
I think we, uh, need to have a little talk.
279
00:14:24,195 --> 00:14:26,401
Oh, sure.
280
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:27,450
What's up?
281
00:14:28,545 --> 00:14:32,159
If you had to think of one thing missing
from our marriage, What would that be?
282
00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:34,673
A commitment to dieting?
283
00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:40,776
Fair enough.
But that's really just me. I meant...
284
00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,202
from us together, like as a couple.
285
00:14:43,401 --> 00:14:44,110
Foreplay?
286
00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:45,220
Again, more me.
287
00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:50,229
All right, I'm gonna stop the bleeding
here and just tell you what's on my mind.
288
00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:51,479
There ya go.
289
00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:54,766
I just think that if you and I don't, you know,
290
00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:57,985
make an effort to spend more quality time together,
291
00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:01,708
potentially we could... veer.
292
00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:05,378
- Veer.
- Veer. Yeah. Veer.
293
00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:09,183
Like... we started here, okay?
294
00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:12,814
But lately we've kinda gone like this.
295
00:15:13,437 --> 00:15:15,675
What we need to do is go back to here,
296
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:18,378
okay? Because when we're here...
297
00:15:18,854 --> 00:15:21,065
I wanna be a part of this...
298
00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:25,943
but I'm over here... so I can't.
299
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,293
So what you're saying is
300
00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:32,611
you hate Jessica.
301
00:15:32,776 --> 00:15:34,682
No, no, no!
302
00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:37,456
No, she's fine. She's fine.
303
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:37,008
It's just that..
304
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,626
I think maybe it's not such a good idea
that you spend so much time with her.
305
00:15:40,651 --> 00:15:44,095
Excuse me! You're the one who dragged me
down the block so I could have a friend.
306
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,209
I did want you to have a friend.
307
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:48,011
I just... didn't think you'd be this good at it.
308
00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:51,308
Well, yeah, it turns out that I'm lovable.
309
00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,531
Who knew?
310
00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:56,370
Come on, Carrie. All I'm saying is I
wanna spend some more time with you.
311
00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:57,563
Okay, when?
312
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,808
Tomorrow. Can't do it.
313
00:15:59,405 --> 00:16:00,456
Come on!
314
00:16:00,522 --> 00:16:03,847
Honey, I have to go buy a dress for my work party.
315
00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:05,323
You don't want to come shopping with me, do you?
316
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:07,625
Uh, very much so. Yes!
317
00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:10,673
Listen, if you and I don't reconnect,
318
00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:13,284
I feel a veer coming...
Okay. Don't do the hand thing again.
319
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,321
Okay, what do you think of this one?
320
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,159
The bows are kinda stupid, right?
321
00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:24,040
Well, I wouldn't call them stupid, no.
322
00:16:24,865 --> 00:16:27,618
Whimsical, yes, unexpected, yes.
323
00:16:28,032 --> 00:16:29,612
Are you sure you want to be here?
324
00:16:29,637 --> 00:16:30,675
Yes!
325
00:16:30,871 --> 00:16:33,229
Because you could go down to the food court,
you know, and get a Cinnabon.
326
00:16:33,254 --> 00:16:34,550
No, no, no, no.
327
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,964
I mean, later, yes, but together, as a couple.
328
00:16:38,989 --> 00:16:41,575
Right now, I'm here to help you pick out a dress.
329
00:16:41,642 --> 00:16:44,479
Okay. I'm gonna go try a few of these on.
330
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,713
Hey, wow me.
331
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:50,560
Well?
332
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,767
Mm-hmm, that's nice.
333
00:16:59,557 --> 00:17:00,892
Nice too.
334
00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:08,206
Also nice.
335
00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:15,804
Oh, yes! Yep, there it is.
336
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,209
Really? You like this? Really?
337
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:18,152
I... I love it.
338
00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:20,720
It's orange and blue... Mets colors.
339
00:17:22,297 --> 00:17:23,716
I'll try another one.
340
00:17:35,852 --> 00:17:38,376
Carrie, Doug. Ha, ha.
341
00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:39,592
Jessica?
342
00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:41,376
- Hi.
- Hi.
343
00:17:41,401 --> 00:17:43,006
This is so funny.
344
00:17:43,469 --> 00:17:45,867
Isn't this funny? This is so funny.
345
00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:47,404
I know. What are you doing here?
346
00:17:47,429 --> 00:17:50,432
Oh, we're just looking for dresses for my office party.
347
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:53,032
These... these dresses over here...
348
00:17:53,057 --> 00:17:56,105
this, this, this, and this.
349
00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:57,245
Uh-huh.
350
00:17:57,587 --> 00:18:00,339
Well, for what it's worth, I really love that flowered one.
351
00:18:00,738 --> 00:18:01,618
This one? Yeah?
352
00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:03,093
Yeah, it's fabulous. Wrap it up.
353
00:18:03,978 --> 00:18:07,095
Mmm... not sure we're
agreeing with you there, Jessica.
354
00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:09,291
No? Well, whatever.
355
00:18:09,545 --> 00:18:12,506
Okay, well, they don't have what I need.
So, gotta go. See ya.
356
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,153
Um, well, I'm all set, honey.
357
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,819
Next stop, Cinnabon.
358
00:18:18,844 --> 00:18:20,384
You... you called her, huh?
359
00:18:20,587 --> 00:18:21,523
Called who, honey?
360
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:23,118
You called Jessica from the dressing room.
361
00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:26,017
You know, this was supposed to be our day,
but you just had to bring her into it, huh?
362
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:28,907
Yeah, that's what I did, Doug. I
called her from the dressing room, right.
363
00:18:29,493 --> 00:18:31,423
Okay, fine.
Then I'll just...
364
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,642
press redial on your phone, and we'll
see what happens, see what the deal is.
365
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,501
We'll see who called who.
366
00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:35,485
- Give it to me.
- No, no, no.
367
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,110
- Stop it.
- No.
368
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:38,626
Give it to me. Whoa!
369
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,368
- Redial!
- you are stupid
370
00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:45,504
Okay, it says I have to roam.
371
00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:47,406
Okay, don't roam.
372
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:48,626
I called her, all right?
373
00:18:48,651 --> 00:18:51,554
Fine. You know what? Then call her back, you
know, and you guys have a great day together.
374
00:18:51,579 --> 00:18:54,374
Go shopping for dresses, go to jazz clubs,
375
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:57,462
date shoe rental guys.
Whatever. I don't care, you know?
376
00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,235
And if you need me, sorry.
I'm taking a bus home
377
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,033
after a brief stop at Cinnabon.
378
00:19:16,744 --> 00:19:19,353
Oh, my God. What have you done?
379
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,092
Still working on that.
380
00:19:29,285 --> 00:19:30,452
Sorry.
381
00:19:31,363 --> 00:19:32,985
So, how many did you have here?
382
00:19:34,618 --> 00:19:35,563
Four.
383
00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:41,493
I would have had five,
but I dropped one in front of Foot Locker.
384
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,407
So... So be honest with me.
385
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,086
Okay. What?
386
00:19:47,592 --> 00:19:49,563
You like Jessica better than me, don't you?
387
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,454
Oy!
388
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,415
Well, you do.
389
00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:55,600
You light up when she calls.
390
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,306
When she stops by,
391
00:19:57,639 --> 00:19:59,579
you run over to her like a puppy.
392
00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:03,037
You laugh at her stories, which
aren't half as funny as my scanner story.
393
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:07,563
You know, I told it at Cooper's, and
by the way, it got a very nice response.
394
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:12,431
Doug, I don't like her better than you.
395
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:14,166
That's ridiculous.
396
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,657
Prove it. Kill her.
397
00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:23,837
Look, I...
398
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:28,365
I haven't had a friend in
a while. I admit I went a little nuts,
399
00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:31,990
but you shouldn't be threatened by my
friends. I'm not threatened by your friends.
400
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:33,376
Well
401
00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:37,120
what about if I get to keep my friends...
402
00:20:37,646 --> 00:20:40,313
and you don't get any ever?
403
00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:46,200
All right, I threw it out there.
404
00:20:47,436 --> 00:20:48,423
And I love you.
405
00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:49,807
I love you too.
406
00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:53,970
So which, uh, which dress did you pick?
Did you pick mine or Jessica's, huh?
407
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,716
Neither. I got...
408
00:20:59,453 --> 00:21:00,172
This one.
409
00:21:00,197 --> 00:21:01,452
Oh...
410
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,920
very nice.
411
00:21:03,741 --> 00:21:04,899
Celtics.
412
00:21:19,002 --> 00:21:20,020
Douglas?
413
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,871
- Douglas?
- What?
414
00:21:23,764 --> 00:21:24,769
Arthur, what's...
415
00:21:24,794 --> 00:21:25,792
What's the matter?
416
00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:29,605
Nothing. I just wanted to tell you
I looked it up in the dictionary,
417
00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:30,641
and you were right.
418
00:21:31,402 --> 00:21:33,836
That scanner story was ironic.
419
00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:39,314
I thought ironic meant "made entirely of iron."
420
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:46,230
Good night, Arthur.
421
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,826
Sleep tight.
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