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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:04,696 It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting... 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:08,200 went... a little caca. 3 00:00:08,784 --> 00:00:12,246 In the blink of a cosmic clock, I went from quantum physicist... 4 00:00:12,329 --> 00:00:13,914 To air force test pilot, 5 00:00:13,956 --> 00:00:17,459 which could have been fun if I knew how to fly. 6 00:00:17,543 --> 00:00:21,630 Fortunately, I had help... an observer from the project named Al. 7 00:00:21,713 --> 00:00:26,218 Unfortunately, Al's a hologram, so all he can lend is moral support. 8 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:29,388 Anyway, here I am, bouncing around in time, 9 00:00:29,513 --> 00:00:31,181 putting things right that once went wrong... 10 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:36,103 a sort of time-traveling Lone Ranger with Al as my Tonto, 11 00:00:36,728 --> 00:00:38,647 and I don't even need a mask. 12 00:00:39,481 --> 00:00:41,108 Oh, boy. 13 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:56,475 If you're going to quantum leap through time, 14 00:01:56,558 --> 00:01:59,394 you have to be ready to leap at a moment's notice... 15 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:03,982 to help your fellow traveler, 16 00:02:05,317 --> 00:02:07,569 to be open to new friends, 17 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:10,531 to eat and leap. 18 00:02:15,786 --> 00:02:20,082 And to expect... the unexpected. 19 00:02:48,485 --> 00:02:50,320 Oh, my God, I'm a dork. 20 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,574 A dork with teeth that can pick up radio transmissions. 21 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,080 Oh, boy. 22 00:03:14,678 --> 00:03:16,555 From his driver's license, I discovered... 23 00:03:16,638 --> 00:03:18,682 I had leaped into one Cam Wilson, 24 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,393 a 17-year-old hot-rod jockey who loved junk food... 25 00:03:21,476 --> 00:03:23,395 and had the zits to prove it. 26 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,564 Maybe it had nothing to do with the kid I replaced, 27 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:28,609 but I suddenly had this urge for a burger and malt. 28 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:38,577 It's the Mom-mobile! 29 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,746 Hey. 30 00:03:40,912 --> 00:03:42,904 Word is you got smeared at the underpass. 31 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:45,334 Hey, shame we weren't racing for pinks. 32 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,669 I could've wiped this eyesore off the boulevard. 33 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,254 Oh, yeah! 34 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,632 - Hey, Bobby! - Hey, Bobby! 35 00:03:51,757 --> 00:03:54,509 - Hey, Bobby! - Hey, Bob-a-rino! 36 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:58,763 - Bobby. - Bobby! 37 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:02,684 - Hey, hey! - Hey, watch the car! 38 00:04:04,269 --> 00:04:06,146 Cam, come here. 39 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:21,620 We got accepted to the Peace Corps! Isn't that fantastic? 40 00:04:21,745 --> 00:04:25,123 That's... That's, uh, great, Cheryl. 41 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:27,876 I can't believe we are going. We are actually going. 42 00:04:28,105 --> 00:04:29,523 Great. 43 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:31,588 Promise not to tell Mom and Dad until I do, okay? 44 00:04:31,713 --> 00:04:33,548 - You got it. - That's right. 45 00:04:33,715 --> 00:04:38,220 We are going to the middle of the South Pacific to an island called Tonga. 46 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,430 I'm gonna help set up a food cooperative, 47 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:42,766 and Bob is gonna teach the natives new ways to fish. 48 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:44,768 Right. I'm bringing the beer. 49 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:48,230 Hey, hey! 50 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:51,858 Get a room. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby! 51 00:04:51,983 --> 00:04:53,777 Oh, Bobby! 52 00:04:55,278 --> 00:04:57,280 We're gonna go right after the honeymoon. 53 00:04:57,406 --> 00:04:59,574 First we're gonna take a train up to San Francisco, 54 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,160 and then we're gonna take a Peace Corps plane to Hawaii. 55 00:05:02,285 --> 00:05:04,913 We've got to spend a month at this training center on Oahu... 56 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,874 learning about the languages and the customs on the Tonga Islands 57 00:05:07,999 --> 00:05:09,626 before we can actually go there. 58 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:12,671 - Sounds great. - Here's to Tonga. 59 00:05:13,755 --> 00:05:15,674 - Hey! - Boys aren't supposed to carry purses. 60 00:05:15,799 --> 00:05:19,636 - Give it back! - You guys, leave Jill alone! 61 00:05:19,761 --> 00:05:21,513 Come on. Give me it! 62 00:05:21,638 --> 00:05:25,016 - Come on, you guys. That's not nice! - Give it back to me! 63 00:05:25,183 --> 00:05:26,727 Just stop it! 64 00:05:36,486 --> 00:05:39,364 When are you guys gonna grow up, huh? 65 00:05:39,489 --> 00:05:41,783 Instead of acting like a bunch of JD's? 66 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,828 Ooh! 67 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,094 I'm sorry. 68 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:05,015 Just... They're always chopping me down. 69 00:06:06,725 --> 00:06:08,894 They're just insecure. 70 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:14,191 Repressing their sensitivities and projecting their unconscious fears. 71 00:06:14,858 --> 00:06:16,735 Really? 72 00:06:17,486 --> 00:06:19,321 How do you know all that? 73 00:06:19,529 --> 00:06:21,573 I took Psych 1. 74 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,619 - Wow. - Don't you worry about it. 75 00:06:25,744 --> 00:06:29,372 When you get a little bit older, the Impalas would die to go out with you. 76 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:33,418 I wouldn't date any of those weenies. 77 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,798 - But I might go out with your brother. - Cam? 78 00:06:37,923 --> 00:06:41,218 Yes. He's pretty tough. 79 00:06:41,343 --> 00:06:43,345 You can't pants a guy with glasses. 80 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,472 He's right. Stop! 81 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,725 - What glasses? - Hey! 82 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:50,852 He's not wearing any underwear. 83 00:06:54,189 --> 00:06:56,107 Up. Go on, go on. 84 00:06:56,225 --> 00:06:57,528 Come on, Bob. 85 00:06:57,622 --> 00:07:00,135 No way. I'm not catching hell from Cheryl. 86 00:07:00,278 --> 00:07:02,948 Let's go. To the Dumpster. To the Dumpster. 87 00:07:05,617 --> 00:07:07,619 - Get his shirt off. - His shirt's off. Okay. 88 00:07:07,744 --> 00:07:09,496 Okay. On three. 89 00:07:09,621 --> 00:07:13,583 One, two, three! 90 00:07:16,127 --> 00:07:17,838 - Two points. - Let's go. 91 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:20,048 - Let's go! - Oh, yeah! 92 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:28,306 Nice dive, Sam. See, I gave you a 9.5 on that dive. 93 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:31,963 I would've given you a 10, uh, 94 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:35,421 except I got a little Russian blood in me on my mother's side. 95 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:40,443 Let's go! 96 00:07:40,569 --> 00:07:43,738 - Do you want me to tell Cam? - No, don't you dare say a word. 97 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,032 All right! I'm coming! 98 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:48,910 - Maybe just a hint, okay? - No, Cheryl, don't, please. 99 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,745 I'll be so embarrassed. 100 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:52,956 See you later. 101 00:07:53,582 --> 00:07:57,043 You remind me of a stripper I know in Vegas. 102 00:07:57,168 --> 00:08:00,630 She starts out with an empty TV shipping carton, 103 00:08:00,755 --> 00:08:03,758 and then she ends up with a little teeny-weeny Kleenex box right over... 104 00:08:03,925 --> 00:08:07,554 Al. Look, I... I could use a little help here. 105 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:10,432 What help? I can't help. I'm a hologram. 106 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,440 Cam? 107 00:08:22,527 --> 00:08:23,810 Are you naked? 108 00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:26,472 Do the initials B.A. mean anything to you? 109 00:08:26,698 --> 00:08:27,824 Sort of. 110 00:08:27,949 --> 00:08:30,076 The Impalas are such juveniles. 111 00:08:30,201 --> 00:08:33,580 You know, all they're doing is repressing their sensitivities... 112 00:08:33,705 --> 00:08:36,249 and projecting their unconscious fears. 113 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:39,127 - Where are your glasses? - They're around here. 114 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,087 They're around here somewhere. 115 00:08:42,672 --> 00:08:45,759 Cam, did you get pantsed because of me? 116 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,763 Oh, Cam! 117 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,640 Uh, excuse me, uh... 118 00:08:58,313 --> 00:09:00,523 Ah, young love. There's nothing like it. 119 00:09:00,649 --> 00:09:02,442 How would you know? 120 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,286 - What's this? - Your usual, silly. 121 00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:17,374 Two Pinky burgers, a large order of fries, a chocolate shake and a cherry Coke. 122 00:09:17,499 --> 00:09:19,834 When you're finished, I'll be back with your dessert. 123 00:09:21,419 --> 00:09:24,881 - Just put a cherry on top of your head. - Al. 124 00:09:25,423 --> 00:09:28,176 Al? What year is this? 125 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,012 - 1961. - Great. 126 00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:34,140 The tail end of the most immature period in history. 127 00:09:34,349 --> 00:09:36,267 All the guys still drink malts, 128 00:09:36,393 --> 00:09:39,062 drive hot rods and wear butch wax in their hair. 129 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:42,524 And the girls all have pillow fights, 130 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:46,069 chat on the phone, blind dates and get their panties raided. 131 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,613 Ah, those were the good old days. 132 00:09:48,863 --> 00:09:51,324 Ooh, man, that looks good! 133 00:09:51,449 --> 00:09:53,034 Want a bite? 134 00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:56,413 Oh, sorry. You're a hologram. 135 00:09:58,123 --> 00:10:01,418 Oh, look at this mint '60 Corvette. 136 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:04,004 Did you ever notice that girls never cuddle up to guys... 137 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,922 unless they're driving a fancy car? 138 00:10:06,047 --> 00:10:10,927 I mean, you've never seen a woman throw herself at a guy in a Rambler. Never! 139 00:10:11,052 --> 00:10:13,304 You gonna let a car like that rule your life? 140 00:10:13,471 --> 00:10:15,265 Yes. 141 00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:20,353 You know, maybe I'm here to clear up this kid's complexion. 142 00:10:20,478 --> 00:10:22,355 Looks like he's gonna die of terminal acne. 143 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,131 You're not here for Cam. 144 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:27,902 According to Ziggy, there's an 82.6% chance... 145 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,947 you're here to keep Cheryl from marrying Bob. 146 00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:34,784 - But they look like the perfect couple. - Yeah, but Ken and Barbie grow up. 147 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,787 Bob ends up selling used cars for his father... 148 00:10:37,912 --> 00:10:40,790 and getting arrested a lot of times for drunken driving. 149 00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:41,973 Cheryl? 150 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,419 She never made it to the Peace Corps and never saw much of the world. 151 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,130 Ziggy's gotta be wrong. She's bright and alive. 152 00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:50,508 - I can't see anything stopping her. - Evidently, Bob did. 153 00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:53,511 He also appears to have been a mean drunk. 154 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,013 He didn't hit her? 155 00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:57,098 Well, let's just say she had... 156 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,101 more than her share of accidental falls. 157 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,239 What's the matter? 158 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:18,411 The first time my sister got married, she was 17. 159 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:21,956 Guess she wanted to get away from the farm. 160 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,629 He drank a lot, and when he got drunk... 161 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,924 I'm sorry, Sam. 162 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,343 She was too afraid to leave, 163 00:11:34,469 --> 00:11:36,721 too ashamed to tell anyone. 164 00:11:38,223 --> 00:11:41,267 She was my sister... She is my sister. I should've known. 165 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,728 Maybe I could've helped her. Maybe I could've... 166 00:11:44,687 --> 00:11:46,731 saved her from a lot of pain. 167 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:49,818 Yeah, but it... it wasn't your fault. 168 00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:53,947 Maybe not. 169 00:11:55,323 --> 00:12:00,662 But if I can't stop Cheryl from marrying Bob, it will be. 170 00:12:09,254 --> 00:12:12,507 Why don't you tip a guy off when your old man is pussy footing around? 171 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:16,302 - Why'd you wanna come over here for? - What's up, Eddie? 172 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,304 Nothing. 173 00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:23,601 I guess you haven't heard about me going steady, huh? 174 00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:29,315 - You're going steady? - Sure. It's all over school. 175 00:12:30,105 --> 00:12:33,194 - Hey. - You going steady with a girl, Eddie? 176 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,906 Sure. Carolyn Schuster. 177 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:42,829 Carolyn Schuster? Man, she's kind of pretty. 178 00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:46,541 Well, sure she's pretty. I ain't going steady with no owls. 179 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,377 What are you laughing at? 180 00:12:49,961 --> 00:12:53,006 Oh, uh, nothing, Eddie. Nothing at all. 181 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,966 - Uh, I just thought something seemed funny. 182 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,803 - Hey, kiddo. - Hiya, Dad. 183 00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:01,264 Hey, what's wrong? You can't take a punch anymore? 184 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:05,643 No, no, I just, uh... I hurt this arm. 185 00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:09,939 - Oh, sorry, kid. Got ya! - It's all... 186 00:13:10,076 --> 00:13:12,000 Put the gloves on. Go out in the backyard, huh? 187 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:15,612 Dad. Dad. That's okay. Dad, that's all right. I'll just go into my room... 188 00:13:15,737 --> 00:13:17,280 and just slam my head into the wall. 189 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,365 That's my boy. 190 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,409 Oh! 191 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,454 Your Mom's lookin' for you. 192 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:27,332 She's on the warpath. 193 00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:32,503 That's my boy. 194 00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:37,425 It's too early in the morning to go look at girls. 195 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,977 Cameron! 196 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:54,275 - Yeah? - I want to see you... 197 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,029 - I-I gotta change... - Now! 198 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,332 Uh, M-Mom? 199 00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:20,635 Excuse me. 200 00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:24,472 What is this? 201 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,851 - An old Playboy magazine. - Old? 202 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:32,105 Miss May looks pretty fresh to me. 203 00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:34,274 Rosa found that wedged behind your hamper. 204 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:35,858 She had a conniption fit. 205 00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:37,777 She started crossing herself and yammering in Spanish. 206 00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:40,071 She sounded worse than Scooter choking on a fur ball. 207 00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:41,326 Sorry. 208 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,432 That's four cleaning ladies since October. 209 00:14:43,574 --> 00:14:46,661 This one quits, mister, and you're grounded for a year! 210 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,288 Okay. 211 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:52,834 - Where are you going? - To my, uh, room? 212 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,212 - Well? - Well, what? 213 00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:59,882 - Where's my kiss? - Oh, yeah. 214 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,183 Oh, you little sweet... 215 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,894 Oh, Cameron! 216 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,365 Oh, Cam! 217 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,744 Honey, your sister needs your help with some errands tomorrow. 218 00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:30,830 Would you stop by after the bridal shower, about 3:00? 219 00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:32,623 Okay, Mom. 220 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,001 Mom. 221 00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:38,713 Is that Tab Hunter sneaking at my door there? 222 00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:42,050 Get in here, you little heartbreaker. 223 00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:43,968 Sit down. 224 00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:50,808 I know who's got a crush on you. 225 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,270 - Who? - Jill. 226 00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:57,607 Jill? Jill? 227 00:15:57,732 --> 00:16:00,777 Oh, right. Last week you were getting up the guts to ask her out, 228 00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:02,904 and now you hardly know her, huh? 229 00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:07,283 - Are you gonna bring her to the wedding? - I don't know. She's awful young. 230 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,578 Okay, what are you now, Mr. Mature? 231 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,705 She's only a year behind you. 232 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,916 What happened to your shirt there? 233 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,876 Oh, that's... 234 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,177 This is great. If you had worked on the campaign... 235 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:29,472 instead of the Nomad, you could have met him too, you know. 236 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,474 Don't break it. 237 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:41,150 Remember that time you were leaping around in that silly Zorro outfit of yours, 238 00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:43,236 and you broke my Love Me Tender record? 239 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,572 Well, that's what you get for leaving it on the floor. 240 00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:49,575 It was on my hope chest, Cam. 241 00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:52,703 I'd let my fingernails grow real long, 242 00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:56,290 and I grabbed for you, and I accidentally scratched your face. 243 00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:59,585 - Uh, yeah, mm-hmm. - And then you went straight to Mom. 244 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:03,381 At last you had visible evidence of how I abused you. 245 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,800 I was so proud of those nails too. 246 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:09,971 Then Mom cut 'em all off. Remember? I wanted to kill you. 247 00:17:10,138 --> 00:17:14,892 - Well, I'm glad you didn't. - Me too. 248 00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:21,774 Strange, 249 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:26,237 now that I'll finally be doing what I've always dreamed of... 250 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,948 - It's a little scary. - How did you know? 251 00:17:29,073 --> 00:17:31,659 Oh, I've had the feeling. 252 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,703 - You're gonna do great. - You really think so? 253 00:17:33,828 --> 00:17:37,373 - I guarantee it. - Oh, what do you know? 254 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:41,127 Furthest you've ever been away from home is the Pomona Hospital. 255 00:17:41,752 --> 00:17:43,398 Oh, God! 256 00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:46,674 Whoa. Thanks. 257 00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:49,802 Oh, I'm so jittery lately. 258 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,805 Well, you know, uh, leaving home, getting married. 259 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:56,184 - You got a lot to be jittery about. - Yeah. 260 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,352 Maybe you ought a... 261 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,564 take it, you know, one step at a time. 262 00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:04,358 Wait to get married until after the Peace Corps. 263 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,404 You know I can't. Bob won't go unless we get married first. 264 00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:10,072 Why? 265 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:13,075 He just won't. I don't know. 266 00:18:14,202 --> 00:18:16,579 Well, maybe he's not the guy for you then. 267 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,209 - What's wrong with Bob? - For starters, he drinks too much. 268 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,628 Cam, he's just celebrating our wedding... 269 00:18:23,753 --> 00:18:25,588 and graduating and everything, that's all. 270 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,340 What if he never stops celebrating? 271 00:18:27,465 --> 00:18:29,300 He won't have much a choice, will he? 272 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:31,260 There's not a whole lot of liquor stores in Tonga. 273 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:34,096 - If he goes to Tonga. - What do you mean by that? 274 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,352 - Just a hunch. - I don't believe you. 275 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:43,231 One minute you think Bob is the greatest, and the next, you're tearing him down. 276 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,566 Look, I just want what's best for you. 277 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,276 It's too late for that, isn't it? 278 00:18:47,401 --> 00:18:49,612 I'm getting married in three days. 279 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:08,381 Sometimes my Swiss cheese memory plays funny tricks on me. 280 00:19:08,506 --> 00:19:11,676 I knew from the sound of the engine that the cam shaft had a flat lobe, 281 00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:13,594 but I didn't have the vaguest idea of where 282 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,680 the cam shaft was or how to remove it. 283 00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:17,974 I felt like a newborn calf walking around its mother, 284 00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:20,309 knowing there was milk there... somewhere. 285 00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:21,894 I can't set the timing. 286 00:19:22,019 --> 00:19:24,272 That's because there's a flat lobe on the cam shaft. 287 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,941 The same problem we had with that Olds last week. 288 00:19:27,984 --> 00:19:30,945 Yeah, yeah, that old Olds. 289 00:19:31,988 --> 00:19:35,533 Well, guess I'm gonna have to pull the cam shaft. 290 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,910 You... You probably forgot. 291 00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:40,079 I did not. 292 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,915 - It's okay if you forgot. It's no... - No, I didn't. 293 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,210 Show me. 294 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,890 Oh, Tina would look good without that on. 295 00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:02,935 Al. 296 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:06,147 Hi, Sam. Oh, you've missed all the fun. 297 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,442 Check out this black number in the Frederick's of Hollywood box. 298 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,570 I will not check that out. What are you doing here? 299 00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:17,700 I'm confirming that Ziggy's data retrieval circuits are fully functional. 300 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,577 - What? - You see, 301 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:21,746 he predicted that Cheryl's lingerie party... 302 00:20:21,871 --> 00:20:24,707 would start precisely at 2:07... 303 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,626 Pacific Daylight Time. 304 00:20:26,751 --> 00:20:28,836 He was eight seconds off. 305 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,422 Al, you didn't stand in here... 306 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:35,009 and watch Cheryl trying all this stuff on? 307 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,802 Well, you know, uh... 308 00:20:36,927 --> 00:20:39,722 If you're gonna publish, you gotta have data. 309 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,017 What are you gonna publish, a lingerie catalogue? 310 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,727 That's a good idea, Sam. 311 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,938 I could do some inside research, if you get my drift. 312 00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:51,233 Yeah, I get your drift. Wha-What else are you here for? 313 00:20:51,609 --> 00:20:53,611 - Nothing. - Nothing? 314 00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:55,321 Nothing, no. 315 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:59,116 I thought lingerie was enough. 316 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,418 How many times have I told you 317 00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:11,962 not to come in through the living room with that grease all over you? 318 00:21:12,088 --> 00:21:15,091 - 207. - That is not funny. 319 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:19,178 Sorry. Um, Mom, where's Cheryl? 320 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,725 Trying on Mrs. Thompson's wedding dress. 321 00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:33,526 Mom? Where's Mom? 322 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,736 Mom! 323 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,363 Mom! 324 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,699 Mom! 325 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,708 What's going on? 326 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,505 Mom wanted me to wear her wedding dress. 327 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:59,802 Bob made such a... big deal out of my wearing his mother's. 328 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,971 I mean, what was I gonna say? 329 00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:03,848 Whose do you want to wear? 330 00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:06,392 I don't know, and I don't care. 331 00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:09,603 Everybody's just driving me crazy with what I should do. 332 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,314 I just can't wait to get this thing over with. 333 00:22:12,606 --> 00:22:15,526 - You want some help? - I can do it! 334 00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,740 Damn it! 335 00:22:22,616 --> 00:22:24,493 Now can I help? 336 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,884 How'd you get these bruises on your neck? 337 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,804 I fell. 338 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,391 - Did Bob do it? - Don't be silly. 339 00:22:47,516 --> 00:22:49,602 - He did, didn't he? - No, he didn't. 340 00:22:49,727 --> 00:22:53,230 - Don't lie for him! - Drop it, Cam. 341 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:57,485 I can't. You're my sister. 342 00:23:02,406 --> 00:23:05,117 Man, you look gorgeous. 343 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,275 It's bad luck to see me in my wedding dress. 344 00:23:17,046 --> 00:23:18,672 Hey, buddy. 345 00:23:21,884 --> 00:23:24,261 What the hell is this? 346 00:23:24,553 --> 00:23:26,806 You trying to make up for the bruise? 347 00:23:31,185 --> 00:23:34,814 - What are you talking about? - The bruise on Cheryl's neck. 348 00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:39,652 You know, it's... it's the kind you get when you grab somebody's neck like this. 349 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,585 Tell Cheryl I'll pick her up at 6:00. 350 00:24:02,883 --> 00:24:04,677 For the rehearsal. 351 00:24:16,564 --> 00:24:20,442 And by the authority vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 352 00:24:20,776 --> 00:24:22,653 Now you may kiss the bride. 353 00:24:30,744 --> 00:24:33,101 Then you'll both walk down the aisle and begin a wonderful life... 354 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,000 - Yeah. - full of joy and happiness. 355 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:39,795 I hope you haven't started yet. Hey, Bill. Mrs. Bill. 356 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,297 Where the hell have you been? 357 00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:43,865 Wheeling and dealing to pay for this party. 358 00:24:43,966 --> 00:24:46,302 You're not gonna know what to do the day of the wedding. 359 00:24:46,468 --> 00:24:48,846 Sure I am. Drink heavily. 360 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:54,602 Hey, sorry, kid. Had to close a deal. 361 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,021 Sold two units new, one used. 362 00:24:57,146 --> 00:24:59,565 Great! That's great! 363 00:25:00,024 --> 00:25:04,069 My God, look at this pretty little thing. 364 00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:08,866 Boy, if Bob didn't see you first, I'd sweep you up myself. 365 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:11,911 Let's eat. 366 00:25:15,789 --> 00:25:20,127 I'm sorry, dear. He just started celebrating a little early. 367 00:25:24,548 --> 00:25:26,675 Like father, like s... 368 00:25:28,844 --> 00:25:31,722 Do me a favor and punch me somewhere else, okay? 369 00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:33,933 Oh. Okay. 370 00:25:38,228 --> 00:25:41,398 And she said, "Of course you can. 371 00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:44,109 "That's where lawyers come from". 372 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:52,618 Leaping about in time, I've suffered some humiliation and abuse. 373 00:25:53,202 --> 00:25:55,204 But I can't recall anything as horrible... 374 00:25:55,329 --> 00:25:57,957 as being forced to sit at the children's table. 375 00:26:12,721 --> 00:26:15,265 All right. All right, everybody. 376 00:26:15,391 --> 00:26:18,435 Listen up. First of all, 377 00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,229 I'd like to thank... 378 00:26:20,354 --> 00:26:23,190 the most important person here. 379 00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:26,568 The wine waiter. 380 00:26:33,701 --> 00:26:35,494 No, but seriously, 381 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:38,914 we're all here on this very special occasion... 382 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:42,960 the marriage of my firstborn, Bob, 383 00:26:43,585 --> 00:26:46,422 and his lovely bride, Cheryl. 384 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:51,635 So I'd like you all to raise your glasses... 385 00:26:51,885 --> 00:26:53,804 and join me in a toast... 386 00:26:53,929 --> 00:26:57,349 to these two wonderful, wonderful... 387 00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:59,560 wonderful kids. 388 00:26:59,727 --> 00:27:02,021 May you have all the best. 389 00:27:11,655 --> 00:27:13,532 Bobby! 390 00:27:14,324 --> 00:27:17,161 Speaking for Cheryl and myself, 391 00:27:17,327 --> 00:27:19,288 no one knows what the future will bring us, 392 00:27:19,413 --> 00:27:23,625 but I'm sure it's going to be filled with lots of joy and happiness. 393 00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:26,545 - Here's to my lovely bride. - Yeah. 394 00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:31,341 - May our love live forever and ever. - Here, here. 395 00:27:38,098 --> 00:27:41,310 Yeah, Bobby! 396 00:27:47,316 --> 00:27:52,071 And now, I would like to present my wedding gift to Cheryl. 397 00:27:52,654 --> 00:27:55,282 - What is it? - Open it. 398 00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:06,043 Oh, my God! 399 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,004 It's a color TV. 400 00:28:17,805 --> 00:28:19,890 I'd like to make a toast. 401 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:26,396 The Mom-mobile's gonna make a speech! 402 00:28:30,859 --> 00:28:32,861 I'd like to make a toast. 403 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:36,198 First, to my sister, Cheryl, 404 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:40,911 I just want you to know how proud I am to have you as my big sister. 405 00:28:42,663 --> 00:28:46,083 You're a person with incredible strength and vision. 406 00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:50,003 A person brave enough to answer President Kennedy's call to... 407 00:28:50,254 --> 00:28:52,339 "ask not what your country can do for you, 408 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:55,259 "but what you can do for your country." 409 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:59,847 I'm so proud of you for having the courage to go out... 410 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:04,351 and make a difference in the lives of people less fortunate than ourselves. 411 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,729 So, um... 412 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:13,944 I'd also like to make a toast to Bob. 413 00:29:14,111 --> 00:29:17,447 I understand there's no electricity on the island of Tonga and... 414 00:29:17,573 --> 00:29:21,577 well, thanks to your gift, I'll be watching Bonanza in color. 415 00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:28,667 That was an impressive little speech, Sam. 416 00:29:28,917 --> 00:29:31,211 I'm touched. 417 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:34,631 Al, I gotta find a way to get her out of this wedding. 418 00:29:34,798 --> 00:29:37,134 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, check it out. - Hey. 419 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:40,345 Camikazi's lost it, man. He's talking to himself. 420 00:29:40,596 --> 00:29:42,264 Watch this. 421 00:29:42,639 --> 00:29:44,850 - Oh, man. - She won't listen to me. 422 00:29:45,434 --> 00:29:47,811 I mean, she thinks of me as her dorky little bro... 423 00:29:53,609 --> 00:29:57,196 Food fight! Food fight! I like food fights. 424 00:29:58,238 --> 00:30:00,908 Well, some of the time, not all of the time. 425 00:30:03,827 --> 00:30:07,456 I think we should, uh, go to the restroom. 426 00:30:07,748 --> 00:30:09,583 But I don't have to go. 427 00:30:15,088 --> 00:30:18,425 - That was good. - It came down to the fact... 428 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:21,053 It started already, Al. 429 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:25,974 I found a bruise on Cheryl's neck, and when I asked her about it, she said she fell. 430 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:29,895 I could never understand why women cover up for monsters like that. 431 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:32,272 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 432 00:30:33,857 --> 00:30:38,487 I asked her to delay the wedding until after the Peace Corps, but... 433 00:30:38,695 --> 00:30:40,572 No go, huh? 434 00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:45,827 Would you listen to me? 435 00:30:46,161 --> 00:30:47,871 I see your point. 436 00:30:49,831 --> 00:30:52,334 Hey, mister, who you talking to? 437 00:30:56,505 --> 00:30:58,257 Uh, 438 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,050 I, uh... I was just... 439 00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:03,470 I'm an actor, and I was just kind of, you know, doing a scene. 440 00:31:10,018 --> 00:31:12,604 ♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet-tweet ♪ 441 00:31:12,729 --> 00:31:15,607 ♪ He rocks in the treetop ♪ ♪ all the day long ♪ 442 00:31:15,732 --> 00:31:18,402 ♪ Hopping and a-bopping ♪ ♪ and a-singing his song ♪ 443 00:31:18,527 --> 00:31:21,280 ♪ All the little birds ♪ ♪ on Jaybird Street ♪ 444 00:31:21,405 --> 00:31:23,782 ♪ Love to hear the robin ♪ ♪ go tweet-tweet-tweet ♪ 445 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,575 - ♪ Rocking robin ♪ - ♪ Tweet ♪ 446 00:31:25,701 --> 00:31:27,828 - ♪ Tweet, tweet ♪ - ♪ Rock-rock rocking robin ♪ 447 00:31:27,995 --> 00:31:29,579 ♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪ 448 00:31:29,705 --> 00:31:32,666 ♪ Go rocking robin 'cause you're ♪ ♪ really gonna rock tonight ♪ 449 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:34,918 - ♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪ - ♪ I say rock ♪ 450 00:31:35,043 --> 00:31:37,671 ♪ Every little swallow ♪ ♪ Every chickadee ♪ 451 00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:40,424 ♪ Every little bird ♪ ♪ in the tall oak tree ♪ 452 00:31:40,590 --> 00:31:43,343 ♪ The wise old owl ♪ ♪ The big black crow ♪ 453 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,721 ♪ Flap their wings ♪ ♪ singing go, bird, go ♪ 454 00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:47,222 ♪ Rocking robin ♪ 455 00:31:47,347 --> 00:31:49,599 - ♪ Rock, rock, rocking robin ♪ - ♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪ 456 00:31:49,725 --> 00:31:52,227 - ♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪ - ♪ Go rocking robin ♪ 457 00:31:52,352 --> 00:31:55,939 - Come on, Mikey. We gotta rehearse. - Bye-bye. 458 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,321 - Nah. - Hey, is that that new dance? 459 00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:05,490 No, Dad. The twist goes like this. 460 00:32:05,615 --> 00:32:08,493 Hey, now, I can still dance you off the floor. 461 00:32:08,618 --> 00:32:10,537 - Hey, Dad, take it easy. - Whoa. 462 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:14,541 - You're not as young as you used to be. - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 463 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:19,296 You're right about that. That's why I took you for a partner, right? 464 00:32:20,255 --> 00:32:22,257 - Why, that dirty crumb! - Shh, shh, shh. 465 00:32:22,382 --> 00:32:24,426 What "shh"? They can't hear me. 466 00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:26,720 - Al, but... - They can't see me. 467 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:29,723 - When are you gonna tell her? - After the honeymoon. 468 00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:33,393 What about tonight? I'm taking you into the business. 469 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:37,898 I'm buying you a house for a wedding gift, and nobody knows it. 470 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:40,233 - That ain't fair, son. - Dad, I understand. 471 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,653 But Cheryl's gonna go nuts when I tell her we're not joining the Peace Corps. 472 00:32:43,779 --> 00:32:47,824 Son, she's 22 years old. 473 00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:49,743 She'll own her own house. 474 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:52,621 She's got a husband who's a used car manager. 475 00:32:52,714 --> 00:32:54,292 What girl wouldn't go nuts? 476 00:32:54,387 --> 00:32:56,690 Dad she's hot about this Peace Corps thing. 477 00:32:56,792 --> 00:32:58,835 - What about you? - Me? 478 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,755 Teaching a bunch of headhunters how to fly-fish? No way. 479 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,549 You know, your mother wanted to go to college. 480 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,094 My getting her pregnant with you fixed that. 481 00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:09,721 - Get the picture? - Yeah! 482 00:33:14,851 --> 00:33:18,230 You know, normally I'm against spreading men's room gossip. 483 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:21,066 - But in this case... - It would be criminal not to. 484 00:33:21,191 --> 00:33:24,403 Women were made to look at. Impalas were made to drive. 485 00:33:24,528 --> 00:33:28,198 - Tequila's made for shooting, so... - See you on the other side. 486 00:33:28,323 --> 00:33:30,534 Bobby, are we going to the Peace Corps? 487 00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:32,077 Yeah. 488 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,704 Then why did you accept a job with your Dad? 489 00:33:35,205 --> 00:33:37,165 - Who told you that? - I did. 490 00:33:37,707 --> 00:33:39,793 I overheard you and your dad talking in the men's room. 491 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:43,630 Oh, hiding in the john A peeping pervert. 492 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:45,048 Is it true? 493 00:33:45,173 --> 00:33:47,008 My dad offered me a partnership. 494 00:33:47,134 --> 00:33:49,845 But I didn't want to spoil the wedding for him, so... 495 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:52,055 I told him I'd think about it. 496 00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:54,724 - That's a lie. - Brat, I'm... 497 00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:56,601 Hey, hey! Hey! 498 00:33:57,227 --> 00:34:00,981 Unless you tell me the truth right now, I'm canceling the wedding. Stop it. 499 00:34:01,231 --> 00:34:03,733 The truth is... 500 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:06,987 that I'm gonna tell him no after the wedding. 501 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:09,239 You gonna turn down the house after the wedding too? 502 00:34:09,364 --> 00:34:14,244 Go ahead and ruin that now. That was supposed to be a surprise. 503 00:34:16,037 --> 00:34:17,706 Come here. 504 00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:20,459 Look, Dad got us a house, 505 00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:22,878 and I thought we could rent it while we're away. 506 00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:25,839 That way we could have a beautiful place to come back to, 507 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,425 a place to start a family. 508 00:34:29,217 --> 00:34:31,887 - Honey. - What? 509 00:34:32,179 --> 00:34:33,597 Honey, I love you. 510 00:34:33,722 --> 00:34:36,099 Cheryl, he has no intention of joining the Peace Corps. 511 00:34:36,224 --> 00:34:38,768 Little brother, I don't know why you're acting like this. 512 00:34:38,935 --> 00:34:42,147 I guess you think you're helping out your sister here. 513 00:34:42,564 --> 00:34:44,983 But you're way off base. 514 00:34:45,108 --> 00:34:48,278 - Race him for pinks, Sam. - What? 515 00:34:48,445 --> 00:34:52,115 He said, "You're way off base," punk. 516 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:59,372 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Let him go. Let him go. 517 00:35:00,207 --> 00:35:03,084 Cam here's just saying what he thinks is right. 518 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:06,004 Cam, okay. Now, that's enough. 519 00:35:06,254 --> 00:35:08,924 Now, I believe him, okay? 520 00:35:09,049 --> 00:35:11,176 Sam, race him for pinks. 521 00:35:11,301 --> 00:35:13,386 I'll race you for pinks. 522 00:35:15,764 --> 00:35:18,225 - What? - Cam, don't be stupid. 523 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:23,438 Okay, I'm stupid. But I think the Mom-mobile can take him. 524 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:25,982 Okay, um, 525 00:35:26,441 --> 00:35:31,571 how about 3:00 pm. Tomorrow afternoon... at the underpass? 526 00:35:42,452 --> 00:35:44,566 What's so funny? I don't think this is funny. 527 00:35:44,599 --> 00:35:45,730 It's... 528 00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:52,008 Why am I racing for pinks? 529 00:35:52,175 --> 00:35:54,761 I've been up against hot shots like this Bob before. 530 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,889 As long as they're in control, you can't shake 'em. 531 00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:00,976 But if he loses to a hunk of junk like the Mom-mobile, 532 00:36:01,101 --> 00:36:03,228 I guarantee you that Cheryl will see... 533 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:06,356 the monster behind that pretty boy mask. 534 00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:12,153 - I think you're right. - Of course I'm right. 535 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:16,741 There's one problem. Everybody knows Bob has the fastest car on the boulevard. 536 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:20,203 - But he doesn't have nitrous oxide. - Laughing gas? 537 00:36:20,328 --> 00:36:22,455 Yeah, these guys don't even know about it yet. 538 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,208 During the race, you shoot it into the car's intake manifold, 539 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,877 and you get a huge 10-second burst of power. 540 00:36:28,044 --> 00:36:30,422 - Ka-za-zoom! - That's great. 541 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,216 Of course, if you inject too much, you blow up. 542 00:36:33,466 --> 00:36:36,177 - Blow up? - Yeah, you know. 543 00:36:36,469 --> 00:36:39,556 Big bang, fire, smoke. 544 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,149 - Are you sure this is gonna work? - Positive. 545 00:36:49,733 --> 00:36:51,359 Sort of. 546 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:53,612 Okay, come here. 547 00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:03,121 Okay, I made the stopwatch the on-off switch. 548 00:37:03,371 --> 00:37:08,168 So pressing this button starts the stopwatch and the laughing gas. 549 00:37:09,336 --> 00:37:11,504 Sounds like we got a leak. 550 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:19,304 There it is. Hand me that crescent wrench, Cam. 551 00:37:22,432 --> 00:37:23,850 Here you go. 552 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:28,271 If this works the way you say, it could be dangerous. 553 00:37:29,272 --> 00:37:30,899 That's why we got the stopwatch. 554 00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:33,193 More than ten seconds and... 555 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:37,072 This... This thing'll blow up. 556 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:48,124 Here he is. 557 00:37:55,965 --> 00:37:58,551 Didn't think you'd have the ganachos to show. 558 00:38:00,345 --> 00:38:02,305 Where's your pink, man? 559 00:38:06,768 --> 00:38:09,145 Say bye-bye to the Mom-mobile. 560 00:38:09,396 --> 00:38:12,816 Hey, gonna miss not having this wreck around anymore. 561 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:15,777 Where's Bob's pink? 562 00:38:28,456 --> 00:38:31,418 - I'll count off the seconds for you. - Out. 563 00:38:38,133 --> 00:38:39,843 Kick butt. 564 00:38:42,262 --> 00:38:43,763 Okay. 565 00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:46,850 Hey, hey, hey, where you going? 566 00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:48,810 I'm gonna get out and watch. 567 00:38:48,977 --> 00:38:51,229 The best seat in the house is right here. 568 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:55,233 Okay. I'm not racing if Cheryl's in the car. 569 00:38:55,358 --> 00:38:57,819 She's staying. Let's go. 570 00:38:57,944 --> 00:39:01,448 - No way. - What, are you forfeiting? 571 00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:03,658 You chicken to race alone? 572 00:39:05,326 --> 00:39:06,995 - Get out. - What? 573 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,705 I said, get out. 574 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,498 All right. 575 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:15,503 Kiss it good-bye, drip. 576 00:39:19,883 --> 00:39:23,052 All right. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let's go! 577 00:39:35,231 --> 00:39:39,319 Ready, get set, go! 578 00:39:44,949 --> 00:39:46,993 Go! 579 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:02,675 Not yet! You'll peak too soon! 580 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:06,346 - Al, I love you. - Just drive. 581 00:40:11,351 --> 00:40:12,936 Now! 582 00:40:27,534 --> 00:40:29,244 Yeah! 583 00:40:29,744 --> 00:40:33,998 - The Mom-mobile rules. - I just don't believe it! 584 00:40:34,123 --> 00:40:36,626 Wasn't that a kick in the butt? 585 00:40:47,804 --> 00:40:49,639 Wow! 586 00:40:51,307 --> 00:40:52,976 Cam, look out! 587 00:40:59,649 --> 00:41:01,568 There's your car, pizza face! 588 00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:03,987 You tried to kill him! You tried to kill my little brother! 589 00:41:04,112 --> 00:41:06,030 - What are you... - I didn't, did I? 590 00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:12,120 Let's go home, Cam. 591 00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:16,207 Now, wait a minute, baby. You're staying here with me! 592 00:41:16,332 --> 00:41:17,876 The hell I will! 593 00:41:25,508 --> 00:41:27,594 Don't you ever touch my sister again. 594 00:41:42,775 --> 00:41:46,446 Get him. Get him! 595 00:41:49,532 --> 00:41:51,993 That was definitely an uncool move. 596 00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:44,003 - Still scared? - Uh-huh. 597 00:42:44,212 --> 00:42:47,799 But I'll get over it. My little brother guaranteed it. 598 00:42:50,051 --> 00:42:52,053 You saved my life. 599 00:42:53,012 --> 00:42:55,890 No, no. You saved yourself. 600 00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:02,355 Coastliner for Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, and San Francisco... 601 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,732 now boarding on track four. 602 00:43:14,951 --> 00:43:17,495 I got a going-away present for you in the courtyard. 603 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,832 A present? But... you're the one going away. 604 00:43:20,957 --> 00:43:24,919 Just go to the shoe-shine stand in the courtyard, okay? 605 00:43:27,755 --> 00:43:29,465 I love you, Cam. 606 00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:34,429 I love you too. 607 00:43:39,976 --> 00:43:45,398 ♪ I bless the day I found you ♪ 608 00:43:45,523 --> 00:43:50,987 ♪ I want to stay around you ♪ 609 00:43:51,154 --> 00:43:55,158 ♪ And so I beg you ♪ 610 00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:59,370 ♪ Let it be me ♪ 611 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:01,247 Al. 612 00:44:01,581 --> 00:44:06,711 ♪ Don't take this heaven from one ♪ 613 00:44:06,836 --> 00:44:11,799 ♪ If you must cling to someone ♪ 614 00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:16,012 ♪ Now and forever ♪ 615 00:44:17,555 --> 00:44:21,059 ♪ Let it be me ♪ 616 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:24,520 - Hi, Sammy. - Hello, Allie boy. 617 00:44:24,645 --> 00:44:27,648 Hey, look what I picked up this morning. 618 00:44:28,483 --> 00:44:30,193 The girl or the car? 619 00:44:31,027 --> 00:44:32,403 Both. 620 00:44:32,528 --> 00:44:36,449 I met her at the car auction. She offered to wax my hood. 621 00:44:36,699 --> 00:44:39,202 Well, she looks like she does good work. 622 00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:44,082 So tell me, Al. What happened to Cheryl? 623 00:44:44,207 --> 00:44:48,503 Oh, Cheryl, she's still in the Peace Corps. She made it a lifetime commitment. 624 00:44:48,586 --> 00:44:51,130 She's in Africa with her husband at the moment, 625 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:54,133 and they're organizing a food cooperative in Chad. 626 00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:55,885 That's great. 627 00:44:57,804 --> 00:45:01,224 - So? - So... why haven't you leaped? 628 00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:03,142 - Yeah. - Cam? 629 00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,440 I think maybe she's the reason. 630 00:45:17,406 --> 00:45:19,867 Cheryl insisted on the eyelashes. 631 00:45:20,535 --> 00:45:23,871 Feels like they're gonna fall off. They look great. 632 00:45:24,372 --> 00:45:26,207 You look great. 633 00:45:29,377 --> 00:45:31,170 You know, 634 00:45:32,547 --> 00:45:36,968 I always wished... that you would be my first real guy friend. 635 00:45:38,427 --> 00:45:41,472 Your... first guy friend? 636 00:45:41,681 --> 00:45:43,057 Well, yeah. 637 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:47,395 Well, the first one I didn't want to sock or shoot with spitballs. 638 00:45:47,562 --> 00:45:50,314 Are you trying to tell me you never... 639 00:45:50,857 --> 00:45:52,567 kissed anyone? 640 00:45:54,527 --> 00:45:56,112 Sam? 641 00:45:56,279 --> 00:45:58,322 Go ahead, do it. 642 00:46:07,248 --> 00:46:09,083 - What's wrong? - Sorry. 643 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,544 I just don't want to get this stuff all over you. 644 00:46:13,754 --> 00:46:15,381 Okay. 645 00:46:17,425 --> 00:46:19,302 I'm ready. 646 00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,291 Oh, boy. 50142

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