All language subtitles for Pari e dispari, Odds And Evens (1978) EN

[Announcer] This is Zane
Kowalski with highlights

from the Orange Bowl
Stadium in Miami.

Wearing white jerseys we have
the Army, with Navy in red.

So we have a first
down for the sailors.

Center hike to Jim Hooper,
Navy's all-star quarterback.

Let's go Army!

[Announcer] Navy six, Army
zero as Army kicks to Navy.

It's a long, high kick
almost to the 20 yard line,

received by number
45, Navy fastback.

And look at him go!

He's at the 50 yard line,
down to Army's 30, 20,

he's going to score
and there it is!

Yay!

[Announcer] Touchdown, Army.

That was an 80 yard run
by this boy who was born

in Venice, Italy who holds
the season league record.

Place your money on
Army, take it from me,

I got inside information.

Navy's just a bunch of cripples.

Never got the point in
beating a dead horse.

[Announcer] Now it's
Army fighting back

and we have a first down
on Navy's 10 yard line

and center hikes to Army's
quarterback Casey Johnson

and he's going to run it.

He's across the 10 and it's
Navy's fullback Bruce Navis

who blocks him

and he comes down with
less than a yard to go.

What a game, ladies
and gentlemen.

It's another first down for
Army on Navy's foot yard line.

Center hikes number 12,
Johnson gets the ball

to Donnie Brown
and he fumbles it!

After a great season, Army
seems to be falling apart.

Navy's in complete
control of the game.

In 20 years of sportscasting
I've never seen

such a one-sided contest.

(groaning)

What's eating
you, Sister Suzanne?

You didn't want Navy to win, eh?

Oh Johnny, it's just that
I bet 10 dollars on Army.

They told me it was a sure way

to raise funds
for the orphanage.

Right.

It's better to
bet on St. Joseph.

Gambling never pays, kid.

Is that for real, Charlie?

Don't you gamble?

Never.

People that gamble lose.

Personally I like to win.

(blowing horn)

(muffled announcer speaking)

[Announcer] This is no
Sunday trip around the bay.

Those (mumbles) are moving
and have been taking off

for hours.

The contest is now over.

Second and third
place, (mumbles).

He has the race in
his back pocket.

Magnificent.

We're gonna win again.

Ah, wish I could
be so sure, sir.

What do you mean by that?

What does he mean
by that, Sullivan?

Look, our man's in
front out there.

I know he's in front sir,
but he hasn't won yet.

(cheering)

Hey (mumbles),
something ain't working,

the wrong guy's winning.

Get on it.

Hey, greaseball.

Something ain't working.

The wrong guy's winning.

You know what's gonna happen
if the wrong guy wins.

No, I did everything
like you told,

just wait to see.

[Announcer] We
have an upset, folks.

Number 96 the favorite
is out of the race.

It's a real pity his
boat broke down, huh?

Favorite's out of the race.

Damn.

(coughing)

Where is he?

Where is he?

I'll kill him.

Come on out, let's see ya!

Hey, have you seen
a guy in overalls

with grease on his face?

Why don't you
go find a mirror?

Hey, I know you.

You're the guy who brought my
boat down here, aren't you?

What's it to you?

What's it, someone's been
fooling with the engine!

I couldn't care less.

Is that beans and onions?

[Charlie] No,
it's fish and chips.

I like beans and onions.

Hey, you wanna
flip a coin for it?

Heads I win, tails we share it.

I don't gamble.

What's more, I don't like guys
that try to help themselves

to my beans.

Hey, wait a minute, you're
the guy I'm looking for!

(groaning)

You're the turkey messed
up my engine, aren't you?

Your beef is with those guys.

Stand aside, Samuel.

You were warned to
keep your trap shut!

Hey just a second...

Mind your own business!

(yelling)

Hey, hey come back here!

That clown a friend of yours?

I don't have any friends.

Hey, that smells good.

Beans and onions.

I like beans and onions.

Sorry pal, they're mine.

(hits)
(screams)

(clanging)
(crying out)

(groaning)

I like beans and onions.

Come back here, you stop!

I'm gonna teach you to go
messing around with my motor.

Excuse me Lieutenant,
Admiral O'Connor wants

to speak to you
sir, it's urgent.

Okay, here, put
him in the brig.

Move it.

Let him (mumbles).

Your personal record is
impressive, Lieutenant.

Anapolis, graduated cum laude
in infinitesimal calculus,

winner of last year's
California Classic,

all-American football,
interstate soccer.

Now I don't get this runner
up in the inter-American

middle weight boxing tournament.

How come you didn't
come in first?

Well sir, Carlos
Muzon was first.

Oh, well.

Lieutenant, what I'm about
to say to you is to be

considered top secret.

Now you're probably unaware
that organized crime

has become a serious threat
to the Navy sports program

in Florida.

Unfortunately the local
police force is, well,

not up to our standards.

So we've decided to
clear decks, Lieutenant,

and help out and our personnel
computer has selected

you for the job.

It'll be risky, yes.

Now, you'll need someone
who knows the ropes

and we found just the man
to use to our advantage.

I've got a feeling I know him.

Well, we're off to
a good start then.

Well he sure didn't
look that pretty.

You mind if I?

[O'Connor] Go right
ahead Lieutenant.

Yeah, that's him.

(upbeat music)

Thanks so much, Charlie.

God will reward you.

If it were not for you,

I'd never be able to
get around like this.

Ah it's okay, it's
a pleasure, Sister.

Anything I can do to help you.

You're an angel.

I know.

Look, it's none of my business
but even though the orphanage

is in financial difficulty,

when you get to the race
track don't take a tip

from the first (mumbles)
who comes along.

Make more selling rosaries.

The Lord moves
in mysterious ways.

Yeah, so do horses when
you get the right odds.

There you go.

Oh wait, Charlie!

Yeah?

How is it you never married?

Well, I, how about you?

Oh, well I married Christ.

You mean I should
marry the boss?

Oh.

Right, he's not my type.

(engine starting)

Bye, sister.

Bye!

Wave to Charlie!

Bye!

(dolphins squeaking)

Okay, okay.

You getting hungry, eh?

(dolphins squeaking)

Let me pop in this diner
and get something to eat

just down the road.

(dolphins squeaking)

(pinball dinging)

Hiya, Bob.

Hiya Charlie.

You got any fresh fish?

Yes, we got fish.

He's been playing that same
ball for the past 45 minutes.

Eh.

Give me 35 pounds.

35 pounds of fish?

You heard the man.

And I bet he wants it raw.

[Bob] Raw?

Is that right, Charlie?

Yeah, I want it raw.

I also want a triple
hamburger and three beers.

And cake with lots
of whipped cream.

Funny, I didn't know that.

[Charlie] You
didn't know what?

That raw fish goes with beer.

I would have chosen a
nice chilled white wine.

(sneers)

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hi.

(sneers)

(chuckles)

Oops!

Good catch.

You like onions
and beans, don't you?

Here you are, Charlie.

Here's your triple hamburger.

Nice.

Hey, how about that.

About what?

I'm up to eight
million points.

Don't you think I deserve a
discount for orange juice?

Yeah sure why not,
10 cents a glass.

Hey, you wanna bet a nickel...

I don't gamble, blue eyes.

I'll bet you a nickel that
I can drink more orange juice

than you can squeeze.

That's impossible.

Impossible!

Come on, I'll bet you a nickel.

Okay, the bet's on.

(juicer buzzing)

I'm full, that's enough, Bob.

You win.

Here.

I'm going back to
the pinball machine.

See that Charlie?

Anyway man, I should
have doubled the stakes.

How many oranges you squeeze?

I don't know,
about 10 I guess.

For five cents, you
got a lot of smarts.

(laughs)

Oy vey.

Two of you stay here.

You two come with me.

(laughing)

Listen you half-assed
little monkey, I've been told

you refuse to have one of our
slot machines in your joint.

You're darn right, I
got a pinball machine,

don't need one.

And pinball machines don't
have our seal of approval.

Talk to them other guys.

Out of the way, you.

Hey sorry.

(smashing)

Hey, hey stop that!

Stop, please, you're
breaking up my business!

How am I gonna explain that?

It's a rented machine!

You broke it, how am
I gonna explain that?

(muffled yelling)

(laughs)

Here you are, Bob.

Thanks, Charlie.

I really wish you
hadn't done that.

It ain't fair to shove the
little guy's face into the cake,

especially when
the cake is mine.

Shh.

Shut up.

Talking to me?

Yeah.

(chuckles)

(hits)

It's a wiseass.

Stick 'em up.

Or you'll look
like Swiss cheese.

You turkeys!

He's holding the
pool cues on you!

(hitting)
(shouting)

(light piano music)

[Charlie] Hey blue
eyes, get me a cue ball.

Your nails are filthy.

Bad boy!

Bad boy!

(crashes)

(groaning)

(crashing)

Let's get the
hell out of here!

[Man] Alright already.

I just got smacked,
come on, go go go!

(crashes)

[Driver] Who put
the phone box there?

Look over your shoulder,
come on, come on!

[Man] We're making
a getaway, this isn't

a demolition derby.

[Driver] I forgot
it wasn't a truck.

(ringing)

Hey, jackpot!

[Charlie] Now you can
pay for the orange juice.

My name's Johnny.

My name's Charlie Firpo.

Charlie Firpo?

The famous Charlie Firpo?

The number one gambler
on the Gulf Coast?

Pleased to meet ya!

The pleasure's all yours.

Bob, give me the fish.

Here you are, Charlie.

No, you don't have to do that.

Come on, take it.

Okay.

Mr. Firpo, would you mind
giving me a lift to Miami?

I'm going there too.

How'd you know
I'm going to Miami?

Huh?

'Cause that's where
they have the aquarium

with the dolphin and you're
transporting dolphins, so.

How do you know what
I'm carrying in my rig?

How do I know?

Hmm.

By simple deduction.

I figured no matter how
big and ugly you are

you couldn't possibly eat
35 pounds of raw fish.

You're really on
the ball, ain't you?

Well.

How come you don't
know I gave up gambling?

And I don't give
lifts to strangers.

Have a nice walk.

Charlie?

Wanna bet you're
gonna give me a lift?

I'll put up all I got
from the slot machine.

That money's all for Bob.

To cover the damage.

You're right.

About your offer.

I took the pledge, gave
up betting for good.

But this time I'll
make an exception.

Oh yeah?

If you get me to
give you a lift.

I promise you I'll swallow all
35 pounds of this raw fish.

That's a deal.

Okay.

Bye bye, blue eyes.

You don't like beans and onions?

(shakes head)

(upbeat music)

Got the bags?

(whistling)

Sister I bet you knew I'd show.

Didn't you swear you
wouldn't bet anymore?

Hi there.

Okay ball breaker.

You gonna get out by yourself
or am I gonna throw you out?

I'm surprised at
you, Charlie Firpo.

When a gambler loses
he respects the rules

and I won the bet, didn't I?

[Charlie] I won
the bet, didn't I?

Hold it!

Alright, I haven't
got the heart.

Anyway, it isn't fair
to deprive the dolphins

of their daily bread.

I mean daily fish.

(dolphins squeaking)

Hey, they're saying
the fish is not fresh!

Don't get mad, I'm
just the interpreter.

I really speak their language.

Wanna see?

Hi there.

(dolphins squeaking)

No kidding, she says your
driving makes her seasick.

Have a nice day.

Listen blue eyes, you
can talk to the trees

for all I care.

What I'd like to know is
why are you sticking to me

like I was fly paper?

My gypsy granny used to say
it's all written on your hand.

Let me see.

Aha.

Born under the sign of Taurus.

Irish father and unknown mother.

Bachelor, you're very
shrewd and resourceful.

You've got a kind heart
and you've got a scar

on your bottom.

Okay now you
hear this, wiseguy.

You so goldarn smart
then you oughta know

you're running one
heck of a risk.

You quit polluting
my environment.

Look, take it easy.

I'm not trying to be funny.

I'm trying to help
you, Charlie Firpo.

Help me?

You bet.

Wanna know something?

No.

I'll tell you anyway.

I read on the palm of your hand

that one of these nights

they are going to
steal your truck.

When it happens, don't go
around saying I didn't warn you.

Now listen, this is
between you and me.

Anyone tries to rip off my truck

and they're in for
a big surprise.

(yawning)

Where are we?

For you it's the
end of the line.

I'm tired, it's my
turn to sleep now.

I got a long haul tomorrow

if I'm gonna keep my
schedule to Miami.

Hey, what do you say
to a round of poker?

This joints got to
have a game going.

Get out.

You're on my pillow.

Get out, get out.

What am I gonna do now?

I'm wide awake?

Why don't you read your palm?

Great, thanks a lot pal.

You'll be sorry.

(upbeat disco music)

Beer please.

Hey there.

Hey yourself.

You're not from around here.

Are you going to play that beer?

You like dice?

Actually I like cards better.

Like poker.

Only I'm not very good at it.

Well you're
lucky, rough stuff.

My name's Johnny.

I'm here with some
friends right now.

They're playing poker,
there's a red hot minute.

Bores the hell out of me.

But if you like, I'll introduce.

That's a good idea.

Let's go, baby.

Yeah, come to daddy.

Hey boys, got a friend here

who'd like to join in the fun.

I don't know.

I'm not very good.

Yeah well none of us
is great shakes neither.

Have a chair, join the game.

- Dippo, Fingers...
- Hi.

This is Bugsy, and I'm Nynfus.

And this is rough stuff.

Name's Johnny.

Thanks baby, now
go back to the bar.

Okay.

Go ahead, deal him in.

See you later, rough stuff.

Name's Johnny.

Bring us some sandwiches.

Go ahead.

I meant cut the deck.

Oh yeah.

(mumbles)

I got it!

What do I win?

The prize is you get to deal.

Oh.

Oh, sorry.

Thank you.

(bangs)

Ouch!

Sorry.

Not to me, to the right.

Oh, sorry.

Thank you.

You gotta ante up first, eh?

$10.

I'll do it.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Five, right?

Thanks.

Yeah, five.

Which is higher, ace or king?

The ace.

Thank you.

I'm out.

Four cards.

You won.

Oh yeah?

(laughs)

It's my lucky night,
I can feel it.

(light snoring)

How'd it go?

Huh?

Oh great.

I lost $1,283.30.

Yeah plus the $10,000
you still owe us.

I'm so sorry.

Look, I told you
guys, I haven't got it.

Would you take an IOU?

Oh no, you're gonna
pay in cash, right now.

'Cause if you don't,
you're gonna end up

like Joe Damiro.

Remember Joe Damiro
in his cement shoes?

Joe Damiro?

Not really.

I've always been bad with names.

Jog his memory.

Move your trousers, baby doll.

Hey now you
guys, take it easy.

Listen to me.

I've got a truck outside
that's worth much more

than $10,000.

Why don't I pay
you off with that?

How do I know you're
telling the truth?

Why sure, I saw
a truck outside.

See?

Okay.

Now what you're
gonna do is sign us

a transfer of ownership
and don't forget

your phone number and
the truck's registration.

Sure thing.

Oh yeah and make it out in
favor to Nynfus Corporation.

Wait a minute, who's
this corporation?

Bugsy, you're a jerk.

(cracking)

It's all yours.

Take this and put
it away in the safe.

Hey you're a real crook.

Truck's worth
twice what he owes.

What do you got
rocks in your head?

Mind your own business!

Excuse me, but this
beautiful young lady's

got a point there.

I mean, it's not a four wheeler.

Could you just give me
a couple hundred dollars

so I could rent a car?

Okay.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Hey, just a minute.

I guess I should
warn you I left a bum

sleeping in the
cab of the truck.

I picked him up along the way.

If he should make a
fuss, just throw him out.

Don't worry.

Thanks baby,
I'll remember that.

And I'll always
remember you, rough stuff.

What's wrong with Johnny?

It's an okay name I guess,
just like rough stuff.

'Cause I think you're sweet.

(snoring)

I wonder what he's
carrying in the trailer.

What's the difference?

We only want the truck.

Can I drive, boys?

Bugsy, you're a jerk.

This thing's worth
about 40 grand.

Rise and shine buddy,
let's get out of the truck.

It's okay officer, all
the papers are in order.

Brakes, lights, all
okay, goodnight.

Pull him out.

Hey you, out huh!

Why?

Why? He says why.

'Cause it now belongs to us
and we want to take it home.

Hey...

'Cause it now belongs to us

and we wanna take it home, see?

Where?

He says where.

It's none of your business,
now step out of there.

Move or I'll pull
you out by the beard.

Getting very impatient.

You get the picture?

(crying)

What's he doing?

First.

I'm sleeping and somebody
wakes me up abruptly.

I always cry.

Second.

When I cry I get upset
and when I get upset,

then I gotta get up.

And when I get up I get mad.

And when I get mad, I gotta
get it out of my system.

If you didn't cry,
it wouldn't get to you!

(chuckles)

(hitting)
(crying out)

Oh, I'm sorry boss...

You're a jerk!

Hey you, wait a minute!

Right.

Wait a second.

See you around, Charlie Firpo.

Hey, where you going?

Hey, you can't do that!

My rig, my rig!

(upbeat music)

Yeah, easy for you to say.

Sure.

As least you're
covered by insurance,

and the dolphins too.

How am I supposed to
work now without my rig?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I saw who it was.

The only thing I know is
that his name is Johnny.

No, the guy (mumbles)
is called Johnny.

There's at least 10 million
people in this country

called Johnny.

Yeah, 10 million people.

Give me a beer.

Come on, cappy.

(phone ringing)

Hello?

Yeah.

Is there a big guy here
named Charlie with a beard

who looks mad?

Just a minute.

Hey Charlie.

It's for you.

You wanna take it on the
phone you just called from?

Yeah, who's speaking?

[Johnny] We have
a collect call

for Mr. Charlie Firpo.

Are you Mr. Charlie Firpo, sir?

Yeah.

[Johnny] Will you accept
the call, Mr. Firpo?

Who's calling me?

[Johnny] The party's
name is Johnny.

No!

Uh yes, yes, give me Johnny.

[Johnny] Right away,
deposit 50 cents, sir.

50 cents.

Hello?

[Johnny] Excuse me sir,
25 cents more, please.

Can't get away with
nothing these days.

Hello?

Hello Charlie?

This is Johnny!

How are ya?

I'm going bananas.

Where's my truck?

Where are you?

And how'd you know I was here?

You're not carrying
a grudge, I hope.

Who me?

No, I'm not mad.

I just want to give you a
big hug, coochie coochie.

Now please, won't you
tell me where you are?

Actually I'm not
far from you, Charlie.

But if you want to see
me, come to the (mumbles)

speedway, you know
the record room?

Yeah.

Good, I work there.

You better be there.

Now please, please tell me
where the rig is, tell me.

Sorry sir, you have to deposit
six dollars and 25 cents.

Hello Charlie, bye Charlie,
hope to see you soon!

Bye bye, Charlie.

Just a minute, please!

Operator, operator, operator!

Hey Johnny!

Johnny!

Johnny!

Just get my hands on him.

(light band music)

Hey the race is
about to begin, pal.

I'll give you double your money.

How about it, baby?

Yeah, alright.

I'll tell you what,
give me 20 bucks on 43.

Just to place.

You've got it.

Hey, you need a mechanic?

I could fix any kind of car.

We don't fix cars here,
we smash 'em up, buddy.

I'm the best wrecker
in the business.

Yeah, you wanna
drive for my team?

My best boy broke
his leg this morning.

Give you $50.

Just be sure you don't win.

Come on, I'll
show you the car,

we've got about 10 minutes.

What's 32 pay?

Five to two.

$50 to win.

143.

No one's betting on
you today so we souped up

your machine.

You'll be impossible to beat.

The boys have spoken
to the other drivers.

The track'll be like
cruising down the freeway.

You get one of these
when you win, okay?

It's fine with me.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Lou Spurling

giving you a great welcome
from the (mumbles) Speedway.

We have two minutes to
start time of today's

demolition derby and
these cars are all

high-performance machines.

Yeah, it looks like it's
gonna be a great race.

Cars are out on the track,
just about to complete

the promotion lap.

And here they come,
past the stands,

they line up on starting grid.

With just under
60 seconds to go.

And we have a
latecomer, number 26,

sponsored by Tom's Tires.

Grabbing a space in
time for the lineup.

Hey, you miserable
little runt!

Where's my rig?

Oh say, it's Charlie Firpo!

I'm glad to see ya!

Now darnit I asked
you a question,

where's the dolphins and my rig?

Oh, I turned 'em loose!

You know, I felt sorry for 'em.

Start of the race.

(engines rumbling)

(cheering)

First turn, number 26
making a bid for fifth,

he's got it, sixth place,
number 37, right behind 26

who's moving up on third
place followed by 37.

Bumper to bumper,
26 has the lead,

look out he's sideways,
he's gonna lose it.

37 is gaining ground,
moving up on the outside.

They've left the traffic behind.

[Charlie] Okay blue
eyes, where's my rig?

What?

[Charlie] My rig!

What?

I'm warning you,
where's my rig?

You drove off in it.

Oh, your truck.

I lost it playing poker.

You know how it is.

Easy come easy go, Charlie.

What were you doing
gambling with my truck?

I want something to
win and buy one myself

and work with you!

Great idea, blue eyes.

26 is staying right with him,

you'd think they were married.

Hey, you know (mumbles).

Look at that 37!

What the hell is going on?

Don't ask me, you were
the one that told him

he should lose.

58 is trying to
put up a challenge

but he ain't got a
snowball's chance in hell.

This is neck and neck.

Did 37 get the word?

Hey I told him boss,
just like you said.

That 26 was to win.

This is a double-cross,
someone'll pay.

(mumbling)

37 is back in first place.

26 is pulling back on the track.

He comes past the stands with
seven laps to go in this race,

it's 37 out in front,
he's about all sewed up.

It's 26 and he's
driving his heart out.

Moving up the track, passing
one car after another.

33, seven, moving up towards 62.

Coming around (mumbles)
out of control,

they're all taking the curve.

(tires squealing)

26 just keeps moving
up, look at him go.

He's fourth, he's third,
he's second, he's right

on the bumper of 37!

And he makes another turn.

They're running neck and neck!

Hey, meet me off the
track and I'll kick your ass

(mumbles).

I'm ready.

37 is taking no slack.

How long can he
keep up this pace?

Wait a minute, where they going?

Stop, stop!

(crashing)

Let's go get him.

(hitting)
(shouting)

(laughs)

Alright fatso, now I'm
gonna trim you down to size.

Look out, it's an earthquake!

Hey, that fat
ox made you lose.

Why you taking his side?

That fat ox, huh?

That fat ox happens
to be my brother.

(light music)

You have pistachio?

Pistachio's melted.

Tutti frutti or caramel toffee.

Tutti frutti.

Charlie, how could
I tell you right away

I was your brother?

You might have, you might
have held it against me.

I wanted us to be friends first.

You know, you always blame
me, you always blame me

'cause our father left
your mother to marry mine.

Nice guy, your father.

Like a sailor with a
woman in every port.

Hey!

How could you say such
a think about our papi?

Know what?

I've done some figuring.

I only need to sell
137 million of these.

Thank you, kid.

Before I raise enough
for the down payment.

Why wait, Charlie?

I mean, a guy like you,
a real genius at cards.

You got it made.

In one month you can
make enough money

to buy yourself 10 trucks.

Gambling's for suckers.

The house want you to drop
a bundle it don't matter

how good you are.

I got an education.

When I was dealing in
that casino for Paragoulis.

The Greek in Havana.

Your eyes would have turned
green at the crookings.

I smashed everything there
to little pieces and left.

I heard you broke
The Greek's nose, too.

Hey.

Pass me a cone, will you?

Tutti frutti or
caramel toffee?

Pistachio.

Pistachio melted.

Vanilla, tutti frutti,
caramel toffee,

bitter egg, and coffee.

Okay, then give me a
vanilla cone with pistachio.

The pistachio melted.

Vanilla, caramel
toffee, tutti frutti,

bitter egg, and coffee.

Okay look, just give
me a chocolate cone

with a little pistachio.

What are you, deaf?

The pistachio's melted and
I didn't say chocolate.

Wow, don't get so excited.

I was just asking.

Alright, what do you have again?

We have vanilla, tutti
frutti, caramel toffee,

bitter egg, and coffee.

Oh I got it.

Then give me a big mix, grandma.

Tutti frutti, caramel
toffee, vanilla, bitter egg,

and coffee.

Tutti frutti.

Hey, don't forget
the pistachio.

(cheery music)

Hey salami, guess
what I got for you?

Oh, thanks.

I thought you said it melted.

I changed my mind now.

What'd you say?

I said I love pistachio.

Bet your sweet ass.

You know everything about me.

Let's hear a little about you.

How come you learned to
converse with the fishes?

Well I've done just
about everything.

I've been a waiter,
salesman, dockworker,

shoe repairman, mason,
halfback, I've been...

Instructor, yeah, I
know, jack of all trades,

master of none.

I had to do it.

I had to do it for papi.

You walked out on him.

Who do you think
took care of him?

Don't speak to me about him.

Made life miserable
for me and mama.

Lousy bum couldn't
even get a job.

10 years ago I
walked out on him.

So help me one of these days
he crosses my path again,

I'll show him.

Save your breath.

You won't be able to show
him anything no more.

Why?

'Cause...

Come on, why?

'Cause papi's blind now.

(whistling)

(laughs)

I sold it to pay for an
eye operation for him,

that's why I stole it, Charlie.

But then I lost all
the money gambling.

I must have been
taken by every shark

from Mexico to Florida.

Hey, there he is.

(playing ukulele)
(singing)

Where did he learn those
words from, your mother?

Believe me, I've always
done my best to give him

enough to live on.

But he wants to sing.

It makes him feel
he's on his own.

He's hard-headed.

He thinks he has a nice voice.

Papi!

Papi!

Who's that, my boys?

[Charlie] Papi!

My boys, my boys!

(crashing)

Hi Papi, I
brought you Charlie!

It's me and Charlie!

My boys, my boys!

Charlie, Charlie, it's
Charlie, oh Charlie

you feel more like
your mother every day.

Oh Charlie, Charlie, my boys.

Come on, come on!

(shouting)

Charlie's right, Papi.

You'll be happy here.

Everything is so beautiful.

I only wish you could see it.

Sister Suzanne will
take good care of you.

And Johnny and me'll find
a way to raise the money

for your eye operation,
don't you worry.

Thanks, Charlie.

You see what those
bastards done to me?

Charlie, that's
when he went blind.

After they beat him up.

And only because
I'm your father.

I'll give you back
your sight, Papi,

if it's the last
thing I ever do.

How much this operation cost?

Oh not much, $100,000.

$100,000?

Does that including
green stamps?

It's a very
difficult operation.

Besides, Papi wants blue eyes,

and you know blue
eyes cost more.

Hey Papi, how about
some other color?

You see just as good, eh?

It's that or nothing.

Like father, like son.

Ah, the prettiest nun
since Jennifer Jones.

In For Whom The Bell Tolls?

No, that's Gary Cooper.

Hiya, Sister.

I thought you'd
all like some tea.

Let me pour you
a cup, Mr. Firpo.

No no no no, I
want to serve myself.

I'm self-sufficient.

Certainly are, Papi.

Here, let me help you.

This is the teapot.

And this is the cup.

Now there you are.

Hold the cup nice and steady.

Is it good and hot, Sister?

It is?

Ah, Papi, Papi!

That's it, that's fine.

Milk or lemon?

Lemon, lemon.

Let me do it, let me
do it, let me do it.

Papi, please.

I think it's better somebody
else squeezes your lemon.

Oh I do hope your
father can stay here until

the operation
because as I told you

in about a month we will
have to move from here.

How we gonna raise $100,000?

That ain't easy in
the best of times.

We'll make it, Charlie.

'Cause we'll do it
together, like brothers.

Papi, Charlie will
teach me to become

as great a gambler as he is.

We'll go to all the legal
gambling spots in town.

And if that isn't enough to
make the $100,000 we need,

Charlie can always introduce
me to Paragoulis The Greek.

He's the one who roughed
up Papi, you know.

He knows where he
hangs out, don't you?

Yeah, well, yeah,
I know where he is,

but you don't know
Paragoulis The Greek.

He's too much for you to
handle, he's dangerous.

Nothing is too dangerous
for the Firpo brothers.

And Papi's worth it, right?

Okay, okay, so okay, we
win enough for the operation.

And a new truck for me.

And after that we quit, right?

Right, right good.

And Papi loves Firpo brothers.

Right!

Bye bye.

Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.

I'm happy to be able
to return the favor

after all you've done for me.

We will take good care of him.

Come on, Mr. Firpo, I'll
show you to your room.

Thanks.

This way.

But I can get out of
here sometimes can I?

I mean quite often?

Of course you can, Mr. Firpo,

this is not a prison.

Ah, that is exactly
what I wanted to hear.

Oh, and Sister?

Yes?

Could I please
have a television set
in my room please?

Of course you can.

What did you say?

A television?

Oh yes, I love to listen
to the dog races on TV.

(laughing)

(cheery music)

Now here's what we do.

Sixth race we bet
$100 on a favorite.

But shouldn't we pick a
horse that gives better odds?

The race is fixed.

If you want to learn,
don't ask questions.

Keep your eyes open
and your mouth shut.

See the guy in the
checked jacket?

That's what's called a bookie.

At racetracks they come
out of the woodwork.

And they all work
for the syndicate.

Now I will approach one
of them and put the $100

on the favorite.

Then we make sure
the favorite wins.

You wait here.

Hiya Charlie, it's
good to see you again.

Can I buy you a drink?

I'm gonna show my friend
that betting with you

is better than at the window.

Good.

You're gonna take $100 on
Lightning Rod, number seven.

And instead of two to
one, I'll take 11 to one.

11 to one?

Yeah.

Okay, but what should
I do with this ticket?

Why don't you eat 'em?

Eat 'em?

Yeah.

A beer.

Hey there.

Hey yourself.

What are you doing
here, betting on the nags?

Only on the ones that win.

I got a sure tip for you.

There's a killing to be
made on the sixth race.

Lightning Rod.

No, Lightning Rod's the
favorite, but he won't win.

Bet on Cookie, he'll come in
first, it's all taken care of.

They had a word with the
jockeys, if you understand.

Thank you.

Catch you later.

Yeah, you bet.

It's just like you said,

they're clamoring to put
money on Lightning Rod,

over 50 grand so far.

What'd you expect,
he's the favorite.

You bet he's the favorite.

And that nag had better not win,

or we'll be up the creek.

Don't worry, the driver
knows the life of his little

baby's at stake.

He'd break the
horse's legs first.

Why don't we go now?

What do you mean, go?

If we hurry we just have
time to throw ourselves

under the Miami New
Orleans express.

The tracks are about
50 yards from here.

What is it, you
think that's funny?

Come on.

You think it's funny?

That you're gonna lose all
the cash we have to our name?

My fairy godmother
just gave me a hot tip.

Lightning Rod is not gonna win.

Yeah?

Well you wait and
see who's gonna win.

Well, what do you want?

Lightning Rod's driver.

Hold on a second.

Hey, are you Lightning
Rod's driver?

Yeah, why?

You're wanted
on the telephone.

Jeez, I hope nothing's
happened to the kid.

Hello?

Who's calling?

Hello, hello?

[Charlie] Just sit back,
leave the driving to us.

Hey, that doesn't look
like Lightning Rod's

usual driver.

Sure it's him, what
do you think it is?

Hey, what you smiling at?

I'll smile at whatever
the hell I want to.

[Announcer] They're
lining up behind

the starting line folks

for this evening's sixth race.

Look at those
drivers, they're all...

Hey buddy, you're
not Sam Stallion.

Of course I'm Sam Stallion,
don't you recognize me?

I'm not that stupid,
you're not Sam!

Why don't you call me
and see if I answer you?

Hey Sam hi.

Oh hi!

See?

[Announcer] And
they're off and running!

The favorite, Lightning
Rod, is on the inside.

(announcer drowned
out by cheering)

Lightning Rod seems to have
gotten himself boxed in.

Cayenne Pepper's still at the
front, followed by (mumbles).

Positions are unchanged as
they go into the first turn.

(mumbles) is challenging
Cayenne Pepper.

There's quite a tussle
going on out there.

In the back stretch it's
still anybody's race.

But now it's Lightning
Rod is making his move.

He's gaining gradually
from the inside.

Cayenne Pepper
has broken stride.

Lightning Rod's
alongside to (mumbles)

and he's taking the lead.

Come on, come on!

Shut up!

Come on!

You shut up!

Hey, what's that fool up to?

Hey!

Hold him back, Sam!

I can't help it,
he's going too fast!

Hey, you're going too fast!

[Announcer] (mumbles)
is fighting back.

With Lightning Rod...

Hey boss, I took a bet on
that horse for 11 to one odds.

11 to one?

You jerk, Bugsy!

What are you
picking on me for?

It was you said Lightning
Rod was going to get beat.

But look!

[Announcer] Home stretch
it's still lightning rod

with (mumbles)
fighting all the way.

But Lightning Rod isn't
taking any chances.

And as they past the post...

Hey!

(cheering)

Go to the house of that
dumb bastard Sam Stallion,

you know what to do.

And if he ain't there
then give it to his baby.

Understand?

Let's go.

Now what were the
odds you said you gave

on Lightning Rod?

11 to one.

(slapping)

One, two, three,
four, five, six...

You heard what the boss
said about if he's not there.

And the boss's orders
are the boss's orders.

You go up and get the baby.

Hey George, there's
something here

that ain't quite kosher.

Stop being a turkey.

Throw the kid out the window

and let's get out of here.

You ever picked
up a kid before?

Ready?

Coochie coochie coo.

Hey George, doesn't that kid

look like someone we know?

All babies look alike.

(hitting)
(crying out)

(splashing)

Next time pick on
a kid your own side.

Got that?

(mariachi music)

Head for the royal flush.

Then comes four of a kind.

Then a full house, three of
a kind, two pair, and a pair.

You remember where the
ordinary flush and straight go,

right?

Now what's that?

Four of a kind.

Hey, that's a pretty good hand.

In more ways than one.

What else, master?

Then you got IF.

I never heard of that.

The luck factor.

When lady luck decides
you're high on a list

and you ain't a bad player,
nobody can beat you.

Let me see now.

In American poker using all
52 cards with no jokers,

you've got one point 75
probabilities in a million

of coming up with
the royal flush.

Three point 75 four of a kind,

11 point nine for a straight.

64 for a full house,
186 for three of a kind.

275 for a pair, but
none of it is of any use

unless you've got the IF.

How's that, Mr. Firpo?

Arithmetic ain't
my strong point.

Let's see your money, boys.

Here's two tens.

Ah baby come to daddy.

Hey Mike Firpo.

You seem pretty happy.

You see that?

I won!

Yeah but you're
playing in our territory.

Go on.

Hey, your blind stuff
won't work with me.

Now we told you to
keep out of here.

Well yeah.

(hits)

(shouting)

I'll raise you two bananas.

Hey.

That's Papi.

Oh come on, that's impossible.

Well take a look,
there he goes!

There he goes!

(crying out)

He's gotta be down
here, I know I saw him.

Let's take a look.

But I think you're
nuts, Charlie.

I don't see him,
but I know I saw him.

Come on Charlie, I've
still got a lot to learn.

Gosh darnit I tell
you I'm sure I saw him.

Let's go back upstairs, huh?

Come here, come here!

Now who were
you running after?

You were running after our papi.

Come on, knock it off.

You know our father's blind.

Don't go telling
me the old coot's...

(slapping)

Whatever you're doing that'll
teach you not to do it, huh?

Right Charlie?

Oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

Listen blue eyes, if you
and Papi are putting me on,

I'll smash your face.

Go on, why don't you
say what you really mean?

That you don't believe
your own flesh and blood?

Your own,

(fly buzzing)

your own father.

Give you your most precious
gift, your existence.

And you don't even believe me.

Your own brother!

Was trying to help
you find a purpose!

Your aimless,
empty, wasted life!

(sneezing)

See he really made
me catch a cold.

Are you happy now?

Well, I...

That's okay.

Let's just keep our minds
on how we can make the money

we need, come on, Charlie.

I know there's so much
more you can teach me.

Let's go back upstairs and
start all over again, okay?

Sweat blood to put this
little stake together.

Now we're gonna use it.

You take it and bet it all
on the guy I told you too.

Sure okay, Charlie.

I'll see ya.

Okay, let's go.

Hey, where's the famous
Jai Alai world champion?

Jamon Serrano?

Charlie Firpo?

Hey, amigo!

Hola amigo mio.

Hey, caught you with
your girdle off, eh?

Ah, don't make fun of
me, I'm not what I once was

when you and I played together.

Look what I have to
do to look younger.

Ah, you look terrific.

I know.

To tell the truth I can hardly
follow the ball anymore,

it's kind of embarrassing.

But it's not all my fault.

Had plebitus in the leg
here, touch of arthritis.

Arthritis?

Here, tell me the good
news over one of these.

I think tonight'll
be my last match.

They hire me
because I'm a clown.

But the time has
come to give it up.

No more pelota, getting too old.

Don't give me that.

Tomorrow all the papers'll
be talking about you

just like in the good old days.

How I wish.

But the bookies are
giving 10 to one odds,

you know what that means.

Would you believe my brother's
betting $50,000 on you?

$50,000?

Your brother's loco, you
better get him to the nut house

right away.

Yeah, I know, he's
been that way for years.

I'm the guy they gotta watch.

Would you please make an
offering for the orphans?

Thank you very much.

Would you please,
an offering please?

Will you make a donation please?

Hey.

Fine, I'm coming.

Go inside.

Hey there.

Want a candy?

Hey, rough stuff.

I'm really glad
to see you again.

I'm glad to see you too.

By the way, thanks for
the tip you gave me

at the race track, remember?

I do the same
for all my friends.

Hey those guys over there
are your friends, huh?

Not in the sense you mean.

I belong to me.

You'd be the only one
I could really go for.

Oh really?

I'll remember that.

What are the odds
on Jamon Serrano?

10 to one.

Well, I'm gonna put the
whole wad on him, $50,000.

Are you crazy?

Jamon Serrano's
finished, he's run down.

Nobody bets on him.

Nynfus and the gang
are giving those odds

'cause they know he won't win.

Well I like risks.

Ha ha.

Hey, remember me?

Hey, wanna place a bet?

Yes sir.

One minute to game time,

take your seats,
ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're
coming up to the last match

of this evening's main event.

Players are on the court.

And in first post we have
number 24, Arrina Padilla.

Post two, number 32,
Mendez Killer Jose.

Post four, number
50, Ruez El Toto.

Post five, number 42, Salazar.

Post six, number 45, Primero.

Post seven, Gonzalez.

And at post three,
Ramon Jamon Serrano,

just as colorful as always.

Post eight, number
51, Luis Del Rey.

There you are ladies
and gentlemen, let's
start the match.

The first encounter is
between Arrina in red

and Mendez in light blue.

In this particular contest,
the individual player

gains points by outplaying
and eliminating his opponent.

And the first match has begun.

Players must throw the ball,
or pelota, in such a way

that his opponent cannot return.

And there you have it,
Arrina is the loser.

Now, Mendez must face
Ramon Jamon Serrano

in the white jersey.

(ball clacking)

Terrific throw by
the veteran Serrano

eliminates Mendez.

In spite of his courageous
attempt to recover the ball.

Now out on the court
comes Ruez El Toto.

As you may know, the ball
can bounce off the end

and side walls, but can only
bounce once on the floor

before it must be returned
by the opposing player.

(applause)

After a fine volley, Ruez
fails to return the ball.

Number three wins again.

He now has two points and
it's one time world champion

Salazar, he gets the
ball off the wall

and returns it at high
speed, but Serrano

curls it back into play.

Salazar goes up on the wall
again but loses his balance.

Outclassed.

Serrano now has won three
games, he faces Carlo Primero.

Primero goes up but
can't reach high enough

and Jamon Serrano wins
his fourth straight game.

Now it's Gonzalez's
turn to try and stop

this amazing winning streak.

(applause)

Serrano continues to win
and now has five points.

He must now face Luis Del Rey.

This is sensational!

Ramon Serrano, the Jamon,
has proved he can still win!

He's done it!

He's won the match!

He is the new champion!

Jamon!

Bravo!

Hey hey!

[Announcer] But
tonight he has come back

to beat some of the
world's best players.

So Serrano ain't worth a
dime but with his (mumbles),

his beer drinking,
his slipped disk.

But you Bugsy, you're
a jerk, a numbskull,

you got a pea brain Bugsy.

The wager's gonna cost a
half a million dollars.

And who's gonna break
the news to The Greek?

I will.

Just take me to his place
and I'll be glad to tell him.

I'll put up $500,000 you
owe me for this match

in a poker game, but I
only want to play with him.

Paragoulis The Greek.

Huh?

Hey listen boss.

You know, this guy's
a real nerd at cards.

Remember when we
played with him before?

He lost his shirt.

Believe me, against The Greek
he won't even have a chance

at winning.

He's right you know.

The boss'll take
him to the cleaners

and he'll lose it all anyway.

It's a deal.

Consider yourself
invited to The Greek's.

For a friendly little
family game, alright?

Would you mind giving
me the money first?

Pay him.

$100,000.

200, 300, 400, 500.

Everything is
going as planned.

Lieutenant Firpo is
close to pinpointing

the location of The Greek,
the man we've been after,

thanks to the help he's had
from his father, Mike Firpo.

Admiral, as you requested,
we arranged to have

the police drop the charges
against Firpo's father.

They were after him for
everything from bouncing

bad checks to raising mayhem.

Raising mayhem?

I thought you got
a medal for that.

(phone ringing)

Admiral O'Connor.

Hello?

I'm calling for Johnny Firpo.

He said to tell you
that he's on his way

to the place he has
been looking for

and that you should follow him

as you had arranged to.

No, that's all he said.

You're welcome.

Hiya Sister.

Oh, hello Charlie.

You seen my
brother around here?

Oh yes, he said
to say hello to you.

He won a lot of money.

He gave me enough for...

Hey what are you doing?

Put that (nervous laughter).

Anything else?

Oh yes, he also said
to give you this note.

[Johnny Voiceover]
How are you, Charlie?

I'm gonna put up
all the money we won

in a poker game since
you're my master.

I bet I beat the
pants off The Greek.

You and Papi and Sister Suzanne
and the orphans too, huh?

Please root for me?

Thanks.

Yours forever, your brother.

PS, don't get mad, huh?

Good news?

Very bad news.

He's alive.

But?

This way, we're
taking a boat ride.

Where we going?

Didn't you tell me you
wanted to play with Paragoulis?

Well let's go.

There's still time.

For what?

To pull out.

I'll jump in the water,
you jump into save me,

we'll swim back to shore
and then you beat it.

What do we have
to do all that for?

'Cause I don't
want you ruined.

I saw how you play, like a baby.

Paragoulis is the biggest
card shark around.

Listen to me, rough stuff, just
keep your money and beat it.

Your plan wouldn't work, baby.

But I like the part about the
mouth to mouth resuscitation

to save your life.

Well, no need for that.

Hey, what are those two doing?

Bugsy, you know what you are?

Yeah, I'm a jerk.

(funky music)

Hey, looks like we got
a big bird in the sky

for an escort.

(laughing)

Navy command, navy
command, this is

condor eight zero two
zero, calling navy command.

Admiral, the launch
is going outside

territorial waters.

So it's impossible to
pursue any further.

Damnit.

Now we can't intervene.

The launch has gone
outside territorial waters.

That means Lieutenant
Firpo will find himself

alone without help in the
hands of the underworld

somewhere at sea.

Our whole plan will fail.

You listen to me, friend.

Never trust people
that got blue eyes.

Never.

Especially if they your brother.

Get on the line.

They got here.

(funky music)

(chattering)

Nice place, huh?

After you.

And we have 24, black, even.

Sorry about that ma'am.

I'd like to play
just black this time.

Okay.

Let's stay here
for a minute, please.

There you are, sir.

Two was the last
number, right?

Yes, two was the last number.

Right.

That's 100 on 11 please.

One two three four five.

Okay, $10,000 on the nine.

The (mumbles) and dust.

$3,000 on the column
(mumbles) and $2,000 on red.

Watch this guy,
he's really something.

No more bets please.

Here we go.

And we have a nine!

Not bad, eh?

I'm a wizard in
infinitesimal calculus.

I just worked out
the probabilities.

Thanks ma'am.

What number should I play now?

Please advise me.

Well you have to wait for
your mathematical probability

to come around again.

And with this wheel
it'll be in 90,822 turns.

What do you mean I
have to wait that long?

Just have to be patient.

This the creep who
won all that money

which you guys owe to me?

Yeah, that's him.

He's trying to bankrupt us.

He won a half million at pelota

and now 154,000 in
one go at roulette.

On board my boat
no one is allowed

to get away with that.

Some way he must be
made to understand

that winning will be
very bad for his health.

I've been doing
some thinking, boss.

You know that guy is
real lucky when it comes

to picking winners.

But when it comes
to playing poker

he's a babe in arms.

While you are the sharpest
in the whole world.

And in outer space.

[Nynfus] In the
whole universe, boss.

Okay, we clip
his wings in poker.

Call him.

Nice truck.

I had a truck once too.

Nice truck.

But my brother stole it.

My brother stole my truck.

Your brother took your truck?

Yep.

You're lucky.

My brother took my wife.

I'm glad to make your
acquaintance, Johnny Firpo.

That is your name, isn't it?

A name that's not
completely new to me.

Not as new as
that nose of yours

that my brother Charlie
rearranged for you.

So you're Charlie
Firpo's brother?

You bet.

He's strong with cards
and tough with his fists.

(chuckles)

But they tell me
you're better at cards.

That right?

Well I have learned to play
the game, Mr. Paragoulis.

Well now we'll see.

Cut.

A grand.

A full pot makes me hot.

I hate smart remarks
when I play poker,

they make me very nervous.

Me too.

I'm in.

How many?

The pot's still light.

(snaps)

Three cards.

The same.

One.

Take three.

Anybody want a bite?

An apple a day keeps
the doctor away.

It's a six, I can do
it with my eyes closed.

See that?

(laughing)

Now I will show you
Firpo's most famous shot.

Known as the Firpo double
whammy which succeeds

only one time in a hundred

and I'm gonna do it backwards.

(laughing)

Charlie!

I can see you!

Charlie!

I can see you!

Yes!

It's a miracle!

It's a miracle, Charlie!

A miracle, eh?

A miracle!

(smashing)

(clamoring)

Hey man, what are
you doing to my place?

Shut up.

It was a favor for Johnny.

(shouting)

(crashing)

I've had enough!

Charlie, what are you doing?

I was happy driving my truck.

Go find blue eyes.

Straight.

Ah shit.

I'd sure like to know
how the hell you managed

to win all the time.

I got a whole
orphanage praying for me.

10.

No shame in a friendly game.

Just stop with the
wisecracks, they're not funny

and we're not amused.

Me neither, me neither.

[Bugsy] How many cards?

Four.

Three.

Two.

And the dealer takes three.

Two grand.

I'll raise you double.

I'm out.

Double again.

Ah, alright.

I'll see you.

Full house.

(laughing)

Ah, good hand.

Excuse me, excuse me.

I've got a five, a six, a
seven, an eight, and a nine.

All hearts.

I guess that beats
a full house, huh?

Right?

I don't believe it.

You took four cards,
how did you do it?

Don't ask me, ask the orphans.

Let's play again.

Okay.

Cut.

Well, what are we
gonna play for?

I put up the boat, the
casino, and everything

that goes with it.

But first, you'll have to
excuse me for a double P.

What's that?

A double P.

Pee pee.

I'll be back in a flash.

Excuse me.

Would you hold this please?

Thank you.

There you go.

You know it's not that
I don't trust you folks.

I always do this.

Thank you.

Oh.

Hey, where is everybody?

Sleeping.

Already?

Yeah.

Hey!

Thank you.

Gonna wait for me?

Wouldn't want you to get lost.

(squeaking)

(slams)

Oh, did you want to come in?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Hey, what's going on?

Aren't you guys gonna play?

[Paragoulis] No, Johnny Firpo.

Why not?

'Cause now it's
just between us two.

One to one, face to face.

And we're gonna play
five card stud, alright?

Sure, that's fine with me.

Get out.

Good luck.

Thanks, baby.

Should we put a value
on this old tub?

This old tub cost me more
than a million dollars.

You got ripped off.

I've always had a pretty
good nose for a deal.

Maybe, before
you met my brother.

Let's say it's worth
half a million.

The top on the first card,
you won't have much left

for the others.

(laughing)

Hey!

When I give you the
signal, cut me loose!

[Mike] Alright my
boy, but be careful!

Your pants.

What?

Your pants.

You're bluffing.

You can't be serious.

You've got to be bluffing.

If you want to
see you got to pay

and you're short $3,000.

And $3,000 for a pair of
pants is not a bad deal.

What else have you got?

The upper hand.

Ho ho ho.

Let me see.

That's not enough.

This isn't worth more than $300.

Come on, come on, your pants.

What are you guys waiting for?

Throw him to the sharks!

Hey, hold it, hold
it, take it easy, guys.

Let's not get uptight about a
little game between friends.

I'll tell you what,
Mr. Paragoulis.

What if we do it this way?

You take me to shore on
this nice beautiful boat

and you can have it all back.

It's all yours, here, it's
all yours, Mr. Paragoulis.

First I want to see
if you were bluffing.

Push the joker in the water.

Geronimo!

(crashing)

Hey, look who's here!

Charlie's here.

Shut up.

Peace.

What a nice surprise!

Did you come to gamble?

I come to get a pair of
blue eyes for our papi.

Great punch.

Charlie.

(chuckles)

(punches)

(chuckles)

Johnny.

Now take it easy
Charlie, calm down.

I know when you're
nervous it's hard for you

to understand but
let me explain, I can
explain everything.

(punches)

Charlie, remember
when we were kids,

united we'd stand and
divided we'd fall?

And remember how together we
used to beat everybody, right?

Huh?

(punches)

Oh gosh, I'm
sorry, don't get mad.

(punches)

Not again, poor guy.

It's just not my day.

Hey buddy.

Yeah?

Are you fighting
yourselves or against us?

You didn't get it yet?

No.

I'll explain it to you.

Good.

(punching)
(grunting)

(cheery music)

It's your lucky night.

One for you, one for you.

Hey, buzz off.

My hand slipped.

Hey I want to
show you something.

Hey, come up to the
bar, it's on me.

(smashing)

Hey, what do you want?

Coke.

This okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

Hey, slim, you keeping
your nails clean?

Don't worry, I'm not
going to use this.

Look.

Let's see.

(cries out)

Oh, that smarts.

You want a hit?

Yes please.

Thank you very much.

(smashes)

Hey Greek, wait a minute.

Forgot this.

Learned your
lessons, have you?

Nothing like
working together, huh?

Yeah, behind you.

Hey.

(punching)

Watch out.

You'd think they'd have
learned, wouldn't you?

Why don't you hit him?

That one?

Let's get 'em all up.

Nice going.

Hey, Nynfus, come here.

Yeah sure, sure.

Now the joker's on the table.

Folks will you look
at that, forgot one.

Hold on friend,
help is on its way.

You'll never get
the boat to land.

Who says?

(punches)

He's right, we gotta find
a way to get this tub

back to land.

Huh.

No we don't.

(sirens wailing)

Okay men, get
them on their feet

and get them out of here.

Hey, how'd you do that?

Simple.

(dolphins squeaking)

Actually it was them, I
only told them what to do.

(squeaking)

What were you
guys talking about?

Why don't you learn
how to speak dolphinese?

It comes in handy on
occasions like this.

I also speak turtlese,
crocodilese, hippopotomese.

[Pupa] Hey rough stuff.

Oh hey.

Hi.

Hey yourself.

Here's a souvenir.

Thanks.

Come see me in the clink?

I don't have to do that.

I'm gonna pay your bail and
take you out to dinner tonight.

What do you say, huh?

That sounds even better.

Johnny.

See you later.

My boys!

Johnny!

And Charlie!

I'm proud of you.

Admiral, I hope you
keep your promise.

Admirals always
keep their promises.

And I wanna make
one thing clear.

This mission would not
have been successful

without the help of
your son Charlie Firpo

to whom the United States
Navy wishes to offer

a brand new truck.

And it's got the works.

CB radio, automatic shift,
radial tires, you name it.

As for your other son,
there'll be a decoration.

Congratulations,
Lieutenant Firpo.

What's this, Lieutenant Firpo?

You putting me on?

No, not this time, Charlie.

Admiral, I'd like to make a
last bet with my brother, sir.

A bet?

Gentlemen, what do you say
we look over this ship?

Okay.

Let's make the
bet of a lifetime.

We got a cool million
dollars between us,

all from gambling.

What do you say we flip for it?

Heads or tails?

Boys, boys, what about me?

What about me?

What about your poor old
father who loves you so?

Don't worry, don't worry papi.

I'll decide how we do this.

Heads it's all for you, okay?

Uh huh.

Tails it's half for
Papi, half for me.

If it's neither heads
or tails, it all goes

to Sister Suzanne
and the orphanage.

Deal.

Papi, you flip it.

Like you used to do on
the beach when we were kids.

Okay boys.

(cawing)

You see that?

Neither heads nor tails, it
all goes to the orphanage.

How did you do that?

You know what that was?

Jonathan Livingston Firpo.

(upbeat music)

* When I wake up in the morning

* I find out that I'll
be crying all night long

* As I cross the doorway

* I realize I'm
down in the street

* Had to go

* You're wrecking out my days

* And you're wrecking
out my nights

* And there's nothing
I can do for now

* People think I'm mad

* If I don't seem so sad

* And there's nothing
I can do for now

* Brotherly love

* I don't know what to do

* Brotherly love

* Brotherly love

* Making me miserable

* Brotherly love

* Brotherly love

* I don't know what to do

* Brotherly love

* Brotherly love

* Making me miserable

* Brotherly love

* Losing my mind