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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,569 - You all right? - Yup. 2 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:33,770 Mm. 3 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,310 - Um... - Which way? 4 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,869 It's down here. 5 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:45,470 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,899 Can you see? 7 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:51,739 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:53,590 - Oh, yeah. - So if you just pop in. 9 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:54,830 - Just pop in. - Yeah. 10 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,209 - Out. - Uh, I don't know. 11 00:00:57,210 --> 00:00:58,220 You don't know. 12 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:00,179 - Hydrated something. - Hey, Brittany. Britt. 13 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:01,720 Shh. 14 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:13,609 Okay. 15 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:15,990 - See it? - Uh-huh. 16 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,990 All right, you want to go on in? 17 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,070 Come on. 18 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,260 Yeah, okay. 19 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:57,690 Isn't she gorgeous? 20 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:00,409 - Yeah. - She's beautiful. 21 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:03,570 Look at these colors in her mane... they're amazing. 22 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:07,350 Dad, come on. 23 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,380 - You gonna come on? - No, uh, you go. 24 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:15,000 - She's so soft. - Yeah. 25 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:20,889 Can we take her home? 26 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,760 I don't think she'll fit in the car, love. 27 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,339 Put that down. 28 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,619 Dad, look. It's unicorn poo. 29 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,770 Dirty. 30 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,420 All right, better get going, love. 31 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:57,390 - So... - But I want to stay. 32 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,540 Yeah, I know, but we'll... 33 00:02:58,550 --> 00:02:59,820 we'll come back another day, all right? 34 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:00,840 Okay. 35 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,710 Bye. 36 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,360 I will never forget you. 37 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,530 Let's go, eh? 38 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,270 Look. 39 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,790 - Oh, that's cool. - Wow. 40 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,950 Beauty. 41 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,600 - You want a hand? - Yeah. 42 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,530 - Just watch it... - I'm okay. 43 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:25,670 Yeah, yeah. 44 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,340 - You got it? - Yeah. 45 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:53,900 Hey. 46 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,489 Hey. 47 00:03:57,490 --> 00:04:00,350 Good girl. Good girl. 48 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,290 Yeah, good girl. Good girl. 49 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,069 You want to get this horn off, eh? 50 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:07,099 Let me. Come on. 51 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:09,119 There you go. There you go. 52 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,240 Oh. Fuck. 53 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:18,240 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 54 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,850 How ya going? 55 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:32,620 Can we have a word outside? 56 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:34,550 Sure. 57 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:42,930 What's up? 58 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:45,200 Brit said you had the sex talk with her? 59 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,639 Yup. 60 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,639 Look, I'm not having a go at you, but don't you think 61 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,409 it's important that if you're gonna have those kind 62 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:54,290 of conversations with her, you at least flag it with me first? 63 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,170 Well, I couldn't flag it with you 64 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:58,380 'cause she caught us having sex. 65 00:04:58,390 --> 00:05:00,389 Oh. 66 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:02,389 Where were you having sex? 67 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:04,750 - Does it matter? - No, just... 68 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,990 What, do you think we're having sex 69 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,259 - in front of her or something? - No. 70 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:09,139 I just... It's just... 71 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,460 Hi. 72 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:12,930 - Hello. - Are we going bowling? 73 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:15,340 Are we going bowling? Um... 74 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:16,490 I don't know. 75 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:18,330 I don't know if I'm allowed to take you bowling. 76 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:20,560 - You better ask your mum. - Mum, can we go bowling? 77 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,350 Of course you can go bowling, sweetie. 78 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,590 - Cool. - Awesome. 79 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,320 Nice. Nice. 80 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:35,630 Oh, no. 81 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:36,830 Still got a fair shake. 82 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,010 - I'm gonna win still. - No, you're not. 83 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,670 - Yes, I am. - No, I got a key in there. 84 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,000 No, I'm gonna win. 85 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,960 No, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna focus now. 86 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,550 ♪ Tonight... ♪ 87 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,429 No! 88 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:56,570 Now you have... 40 points. 89 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:58,640 40. I'm catching up. 90 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,340 It's fucked. 91 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:17,110 I spent an hour this morning going from place to place, 92 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,959 just trying to find a normal breakfast. 93 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,430 What happened to bacon and eggs on toast? 94 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,899 - Mm. - Spin me. 95 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,259 And now it's all fuckin' 96 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,570 smashed avo on a brioche of quail eggs 97 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,670 served up by some Pilate... 98 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,530 weekend Pilates instructor 99 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:34,230 man-bun ponce named Tristan 100 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,240 who wants to give you a lecture 101 00:06:35,241 --> 00:06:37,349 - about fuckin' gluten-free and... - Faster, faster! 102 00:06:37,350 --> 00:06:40,370 - I gave up, man. - Mm. 103 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:42,330 So you're living in Bondi now, eh? 104 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:44,170 No, I just brought Maddy over to the beach. 105 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,959 I'm in Maroubra. 106 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,360 On your own? 107 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:51,239 Me and Zoey split up. 108 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,829 When did this happen? 109 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,610 - Early March. - Thanks for telling me. 110 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:00,290 You don't want to hear about that shit, mate. 111 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,010 So, you working? 112 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,879 Brittany! 113 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,469 - Do you want me to spin you? - How come? 114 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,179 What am I gonna do? 115 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,030 You got to do something, man. 116 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,950 Can I have a drink, Dad? 117 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,710 Sure, Mads. What do you want? 118 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,519 - Lemonade. - Lemonade? 119 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,930 What do you say? 120 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,149 Please? 121 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,529 Please, Dad, 'cause you are the best daddy 122 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:26,969 in the universe. 123 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:29,670 Please, Dad, because you are the best dad 124 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,839 in the universe. 125 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,570 - Huh? - Well-trained. Well done. Mm. 126 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:35,700 Brittany! Other way. 127 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:04,590 - What? - What's that smell? 128 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,790 What smell? 129 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,990 - The cigarette smell. - Don't know. 130 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,230 Must be one of the neighbors. 131 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,069 Mum says you smoke. 132 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:13,560 Yeah, I used to smoke. 133 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:15,190 But not anymore? 134 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,940 Mm-mmm. 135 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:19,410 Pinky swear? 136 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:22,510 I'm not gonna pinky swear. 137 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:26,280 Look, I s... You know... 138 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:29,010 - I have one occasionally, all right? - Why did you lie? 139 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,250 'Cause I don't want you knowing that I smoke. 140 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,050 - Why? - 'Cause I don't want you thinking 141 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:35,340 it's okay to smoke, and then, one day, you start smoking. 142 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:37,550 No way. Smoking's bad for you. It gives you cancer. 143 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,930 - I'm not stupid. - Yeah, well, I didn't say you were stupid. 144 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:42,609 Well, I don't want you to get cancer. 145 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,390 Well, I don't want to get cancer, either. 146 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,450 Then why don't you stop, then? 147 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:47,149 'Cause it's not bloody easy to quit. 148 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:49,810 It's... addictive. 149 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:52,290 Why? 150 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,569 Well, you got this... there's this stuff called nicotine. 151 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:55,989 Now, that's a chemical, all right? 152 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:58,110 And that's in the cigarettes, right? 153 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,239 So when you smoke it, 154 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,150 you get used to getting that nicotine. 155 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,450 So when you stop, the receptors in your brain 156 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,170 don't get the nicotine anymore, and they start screaming out, 157 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,770 and it makes you go crazy. 158 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,650 Well, will you stop for me? 159 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:10,880 Please? 160 00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:17,139 All right. 161 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,470 - Promise? - Look, 162 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,890 I promise you I'll try to quit, okay? 163 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:25,030 I can't guarantee 100% that I can do it, 164 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,370 but I'll try, okay? 165 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,769 Well, you need to try really, really hard. 166 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:31,050 Okay. I promise 167 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,140 I'll try really hard, okay? 168 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,610 - Okay. - Ah. 169 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,199 Happy now? 170 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,669 - Yes. - Good. 171 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:41,329 Clean your room up? 172 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,620 - No, it's Christmas. - You don't clean your room up, 173 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:45,790 - Santa won't give you any presents. - You told me 174 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,579 - Santa's not real. - Yeah, well, I won't give you 175 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:49,310 any presents if you don't clean your bloody room. 176 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,450 - How does that sound? - Fine. 177 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,700 Mm-hmm. Bye-bye. 178 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:59,580 No, no. That one. 179 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,180 Yeah. 180 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,940 Who's that from, Britt? 181 00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:08,070 - From Uncle Bruce. - Okay. 182 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,730 Mm. 183 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,550 Oh, cool. Thanks. 184 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,369 Is that all right? 185 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,810 Yeah, it's great. 186 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,960 You're welcome, beautiful. 187 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,540 Do you want your present now? 188 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,870 - You got me a present? - Mm-hmm. 189 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,700 Sure. 190 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,509 Are you ready? 191 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,850 Yeah. 192 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,889 Tell Uncle Bruce what your present is, Britt. 193 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,759 Oh. Um, I wrote you some jokes. 194 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,540 You wrote some jokes? 195 00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:44,220 - Mm-hmm. - Tell him what you want to be 196 00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:46,070 - when you grow up. - A stand-up comedian. 197 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,950 A stand-up comedian? Wow. 198 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,530 When did this happen? 199 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,850 Oh, this is just what she wants to be this week, mate. 200 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,689 It'll, uh... it'll change next week. 201 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:55,909 All right. 202 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:57,450 Go for it, Britt. 203 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,199 What's brown and sticky? 204 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,409 I don't know. What? 205 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,730 A stick. 206 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,990 Oh. 207 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,410 Oh. Very good. 208 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,869 Why did the chicken cross the road? 209 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:10,540 I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road? 210 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,670 Why are you asking me? I asked you. 211 00:11:13,690 --> 00:11:15,990 Eh? 212 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,130 Don't look at me, man. 213 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,570 Very good. 214 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,389 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 215 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,180 Interrupting cow. 216 00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,349 Interrup... 217 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,429 - Moo. - Ah. 218 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:29,630 You got me. Very good. 219 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,930 - Very good. - Okay. 220 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,470 Bravo. 221 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,200 Very... Thank you, beautiful. 222 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,399 Mm. 223 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,230 What'd you get me, man? 224 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,090 - You? - Mm. 225 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,589 Oh... 226 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:46,530 Here we go. 227 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:47,870 Oh, you got me one of those. 228 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,040 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 229 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,810 Oh, I got you... I-I got you something, 230 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:51,829 but I got you two of 'em. 231 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,670 - Oh. Thank you. - Yeah. Yeah. 232 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,630 - Is that for Ally? - Yeah. 233 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,630 Yeah? What did you get her? 234 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,330 I made her a necklace. 235 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,420 - You made it? - Yeah. 236 00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:07,010 She will love that. 237 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,249 - Um, you got all your stuff? - Mm-hmm. 238 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,119 Hey, mate, you sure you don't want to come? 239 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,689 No, mate. I'm good. 240 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,649 What are you gonna do? 241 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,570 Television. 242 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:19,410 All right. Okay. Come on, boogaloo. 243 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,690 - Bye. - Bye. You look beautiful. 244 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,700 - Thanks, mate. - Thanks. 245 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:25,430 - Not you. - Oh. 246 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,930 Merry Christmas! 247 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,350 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, mate. 248 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,820 - See you in a bit. - Yeah. 249 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,410 32. 250 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,000 Ah. 251 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,840 Want to ring that bell, love? 252 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,289 Nice house, huh? 253 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,440 Eh? 254 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:57,690 Hi! Merry Christmas. 255 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,670 Hi, darling. Oh. 256 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,470 Oh! You didn't have to do that. 257 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,320 Thank you. Come in, come in, come in. 258 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,970 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 259 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:11,009 So, that... Oh. 260 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,620 Here we go. 261 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,990 - What's your mum's name again? - Sally. 262 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,789 - Hello. - Hi. 263 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:19,710 - Merry Christmas. - Mum, this is Brittany. 264 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,110 - This is Ray. - How you doing? 265 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,810 - How you doing, Ray? - Um... Oh, here. 266 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,050 - Hang on. - Merry Christmas. Welcome. 267 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,920 Merry Chr... Yeah, merry Christmas to you, too. 268 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,890 - Nice house. - Oh. 269 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,370 - Thank you very much. - Sure. Yeah. 270 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:31,290 - Did you want a sparkling apple juice? - Yes, please. 271 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,330 Yes. And can I open this now, please? 272 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,349 - Yes. Uh-huh. - You sure? 273 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:34,670 - Okay. - Would you like a beer? 274 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,370 - Wine? - Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great, yeah. 275 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,380 Come on outside. 276 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,380 - Okay. Cool. - Yeah. 277 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:39,979 This is where it's all happening. 278 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:43,210 So, what do you get if you cross a skeleton 279 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,130 with a famous detective? 280 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,370 What, Dad? 281 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,060 Sherlock Bones. 282 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:51,190 Oh, come on. No. 283 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,390 I liked the sausage one better. 284 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,790 Here you go, Mum. 285 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,449 Thanks, love. 286 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,039 Terrible. I'm sorry. 287 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,550 - Genius. Genius. - That is a cracker. 288 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,729 Are you okay? 289 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,370 I need a smoke. 290 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:05,430 - Well, go have one. - Can't. 291 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,469 Promised Britt I'd give up. 292 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:10,599 On Christmas Day? 293 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,000 Jesus H. 294 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,470 - Mm. - Mm. 295 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,569 - Okay. Good. - Hey, Ray, 296 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,190 ever played Secret Santa before? 297 00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:18,940 - No, mate. - Oh, mate, 298 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:22,430 you are in for the time of your life. 299 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,610 Okay, the way it works: there's 12 of us in here... 300 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,770 there's all the little cards in here 301 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,430 - with numbers on 'em, one to 12. - We all know how to play, Dad. 302 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,550 Everybody takes a number. Come on, Troy. 303 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,990 - Come on in, mate. - Oh, sorry, Pop. 304 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,219 You grab a number there. 305 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:33,690 Okay, now, what's gonna happen is that 306 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,950 whoever draws number one, 307 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,550 they get to go up there first. 308 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,959 - There you go, T-Roy. - Thanks, Pops. 309 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,930 Number two, they follow 'em up 310 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,670 and they get to pick a present as well. 311 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,299 Now, here's where it gets interesting. 312 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,670 If they don't like their present, 313 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,690 - they can swap it with number one. - Yeah. 314 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,190 Which means number 12 315 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,970 is the best place to be, okay? 316 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,920 Because you get to pick from all the other presents 317 00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:53,930 - at the end. - Okay. 318 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,710 And here's me. I got number four. 319 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,050 - Who's number one? - Aw, that's m... I have it again. 320 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,270 Same as last year. 321 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:01,500 Every year. Loser. 322 00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,180 Oh, Dad! Okay. 323 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:05,470 Can I check what they all-all are? 324 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,750 - Just-just... - Don't shake too hard. 325 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,760 - Some are breakable. - Biscuits. 326 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,190 - Can I... - Biscuits. 327 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,890 - Come on, sis. - All right, I'll go for the thin one. 328 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,430 - Okay. - Fish bowl, for sure. 329 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,450 I'm guessing a book. 330 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,860 What have we got? We've got... 331 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,650 - Ah. - What is it? 332 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,590 How to Insult People in 50 Languages. 333 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,610 - How useful. - Oh, that's perfect for you, love. 334 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,970 A lightsaber. 335 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,870 What do you want to do, Zo... do you want to swap it? 336 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,470 No! No, I don't want to... 337 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,639 Aw! 338 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,489 Not just one... two! 339 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:41,189 Block your eyes, block your eyes. 340 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,939 What is that? Oh. 341 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:46,970 - You got a good one? - Yeah. 342 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,300 Oh! 343 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,109 Oh! 344 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:52,169 She-Ra! 345 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:55,990 No, that's special. 346 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,289 Merry Christmas. 347 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,049 Ooh! 348 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:02,430 Dinos. 349 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,490 Dino molds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, yeah. 350 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,650 I'm gonna have to swap. Sorry. 351 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,589 - Sorry. - Oh! 352 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,589 Oh, that's a beautiful present. 353 00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:14,359 Good on ya, mate. 354 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,810 And lucky last, number 12... 355 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,180 is Trent. 356 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,520 - Come on up here, son. - You're the worst. 357 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:25,720 - Come on. - Sounds broken. 358 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,409 Is that the... is that the "shake gently" one? 359 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:29,590 - That's the "shake gently" one. - That's-that's... 360 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,930 Bet you it's teacups. I bet you it's teacups. 361 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,860 Yeah, bet you it's teacups. 362 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,230 - Ah, see, I told you. - Ah, the couple together. 363 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,730 See, they even look like the two of you. That's perfect. 364 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,249 Thanks, sis. 365 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,090 - Dino mold. You'll love that. - Take these. 366 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,990 Well, Dad, those-those do look good. 367 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,650 - He's going for the headphones. - You want... Take these. 368 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,130 But I think I like what's in the box. 369 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,970 - Oh, you're not. - Trent. 370 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,130 - Trent. - Come on. 371 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,890 - Oh, my God. - What is wrong with him? 372 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:55,969 - She's just a little kid. - What? 373 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,550 - Hey, it's the rules. - She's a kid, man. Dude. 374 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,810 - Really? - I want the unicorn. 375 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,470 What are you gonna do with a unicorn? 376 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,330 - I don't know yet. - All right, everybody. 377 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:09,110 Let's, um... l-let's, uh, clean the place up, 378 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,150 - pick up all the papers. - All right. 379 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,980 Then we'll go and have a drink outside. 380 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,289 - What do you say? - Merry Christmas! 381 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,649 Merry Christmas! 382 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,040 - Grab a bag, and we'll put it all in here. - Merry Christmas. 383 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:18,811 - Good on ya, Robbie. - Rob, have you been chewing yours? 384 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,190 How's it going, dude? 385 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,090 Yeah, good. 386 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,810 - Smoke? - Nah, I gave up. 387 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,950 Yeah, I should. 388 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,710 Yeah, you should. 389 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,350 Hey, you know that, uh... that unicorn candle? 390 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,649 - Yeah, it's pretty cool, isn't it? - Yeah. Yeah. 391 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:45,020 Is there any chance you can give it back? 392 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,019 Why? 393 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,900 Well, me daughter, she's... 394 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,859 kind of obsessed with unicorns at the moment. 395 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:54,399 - Yeah. - And, uh, 396 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,410 you know, I was hoping maybe, you know, you can give it back 397 00:17:56,420 --> 00:18:00,280 and, you know, I'll, uh, throw you 100 bucks or something. 398 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,530 You trying to bribe me to give your daughter 399 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,290 - the unicorn candle? - I wouldn't say I'm bribing you. 400 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,090 More like I'm... 401 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,150 asking you a favor, you know? 402 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,610 And if you can do it... 403 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:14,170 I'll show a bit of gratitude and throw you some cash. 404 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,970 Do I look like I need the money? 405 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:20,170 I don't think you look like you need the money. 406 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,420 You know how much I make in a year? 407 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:24,849 Why-why are you being a dickhead? 408 00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:26,980 Yeah, I think one of us is being a dickhead. 409 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:39,490 Why the fuck would you take a present 410 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,520 off a little kid? 411 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:44,170 You're a grown man. What the fuck do you want 412 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:46,619 with a fuckin' girly candle? 413 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,910 Eh, 'cause it's kitchy. 414 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,209 It's kitchy? 415 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,310 Yeah. Kitchy. 416 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,549 Aha. 417 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:01,659 ♪ Hail the new year, lads and lasses ♪ 418 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:04,010 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 419 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:06,639 ♪ Sing we joyous, all together ♪ 420 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,380 ♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 421 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:11,280 ♪ Heedless of the wind and weather... ♪ 422 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,720 Trent, just... I know. 423 00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,040 - Mum? - Careful, Mum, careful. Okay. 424 00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,060 Dad, can you get a t... 425 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,360 Hey, Dad? 426 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:23,249 What happened with Ally's brother? 427 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,130 I think he tripped over or... 428 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:28,200 he had a bit much to drink. 429 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,110 - So he was drunk? - Yeah, I think so. 430 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,030 How come you took the candle off him? 431 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,050 Oh, he didn't really want it, so... 432 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,669 Should I give him my present, then? 433 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:41,300 No, you keep it. 434 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,770 All right, love. Kiss, kiss. 435 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,039 Mwah. 436 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,100 All right. 437 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:57,719 - See you. - Bye. 438 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,200 - Hey. - Hi. 439 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,570 - How was it? - Good. 440 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:06,740 - You have fun? - Yeah. 441 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,760 I'm sorry. 442 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,350 Yeah. 443 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,490 I'm not making excuses, but... 444 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,770 Britt caught me smoking this morning, 445 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,410 and, um, she made me promise 446 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,999 to give up, and I hadn't smoked all day, and... 447 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,570 You know? 448 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,360 Fair enough. 449 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:33,910 You okay? 450 00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,410 No. 451 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,180 Yeah. 452 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,050 Fair enough. 453 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,149 What about your bro? How's... 454 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:44,590 Is he all right? 455 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,340 How do you think? 456 00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:50,580 Mm. 457 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,530 So, you know that guy that I was engaged to, yeah? 458 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:09,779 I ended that. 459 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:12,490 We were together for... 460 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,340 uh, three years. 461 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,630 He had demons, like you. 462 00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:23,650 He used to lash out and smash things 463 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,610 and punch walls. 464 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,640 And then one day he started on me. 465 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:33,550 Then he apologized and told me that he loved me, 466 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,360 and... I forgave him. 467 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:43,010 And then a few weeks later, he, um... 468 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,440 slapped me. 469 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:48,930 After that, he kicked me, punched me... 470 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:52,310 And every time, you know, he'd say, uh... 471 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,610 "I'm sorry." 472 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:57,990 And told me that he loved me. 473 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,460 "I'm sorry." 474 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:03,190 And he's-he's not a bad person. 475 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,130 I used to tell myself that all the time. 476 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:09,310 He's just... He's damaged, and... 477 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,079 I thought that I could save him. 478 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,670 And I tried, I really... 479 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,900 I really tried. 480 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,740 - But I couldn't. - Mm. 481 00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:34,160 There's a darkness in you. 482 00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:35,890 And I think that's one of the things 483 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,999 that attracted me to you in the first place. 484 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,930 But now I think... 485 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:43,870 I don't know, I think that... 486 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,030 ...the very thing I loved about you... 487 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,510 now it scares me. 488 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,540 I'll never hit you. 489 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:02,620 That's what he used to say. 490 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,829 - And I can't take that chance. - Mm. 491 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:09,360 I can't. I'm sorry. 492 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,870 So that's it? 493 00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:25,840 Yeah. 494 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,040 I'm sorry. 495 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,210 So am I. 496 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,950 I love you. 497 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,100 I do. Know that. 498 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:49,230 And walking away from someone that you love 499 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,830 is one of the hardest fucking things in the world to do. 500 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,590 Yeah. 501 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,589 Well... 502 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,940 Yeah. All right. 503 00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:24,980 Look after yourself. 504 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:31,370 You too. 505 00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:20,590 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --33822

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