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Is this your first time in therapy?
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Yes.
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I noticed you wore
a lot of armor to our session.
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- So what?
- I'm curious
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if part of you feels like
you need protection,
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like there's something about you that is,
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in some ways, vulnerable.
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Okay, well, this has
been a waste of time.
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You are enough.
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What did you say to me?
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You... are... enough.
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You're being very, very brave.
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Here.
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Great work, Ethan.
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Wow, that was one heck of a wait,
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but, ha, my garden's finally ready.
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- I can't wait to pick those veggies.
- What did you grow this year, Dad?
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Oh, everything... tomatoes,
beets, carrots, cucumbers.
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- Oh, my God.
- Dad, look at your garden!
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Oh, no!
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Who would do something like this?
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A royal goat.
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Come on!
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I work hard all year, busting my back
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to try and put food on the table,
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and a royal goat takes it away
in the blink of an eye!
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And now we're all gonna starve to death!
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Oh, well.
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Nothing we can do about it.
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Dad, no. The Crown should be held liable
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and give you money for new seeds.
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- Take the Crown to court?
- Yeah.
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I don't know, sweetie, uh,
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maybe we shouldn't ruffle any feathers.
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Yeah, Al. A smooth bird flies better.
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No, I'm tired of the Crown
always screwing us over.
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I say we stand up for ourselves
and we fight this thing.
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♪ Pudding man, pudding man ♪
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♪ I'm a little pudding man ♪
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♪ Pudding man, pudding man ♪
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♪ I'm a little pudding ♪
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Ohh! Oh! Oh!
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Father, I'm so sorry.
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Please, just make the thrashing swift.
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It's okay, son.
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No problem.
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Would you like to go for a walk?
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Dad, uh, are you... are you quite well?
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You do... You do seem
a little different today.
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I feel different.
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Been doing therapy, and,
uh, it's really helping me
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find the roots to my core hurts.
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Also, my therapist prescribed me a potion
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that's got me low-key kinda faded.
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Oh, oh, father, I...
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think it's absolutely wonderful
that you're asking for help.
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Son, I'm sorry it's taken me so long.
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I want to make up for lost time.
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What do you say you and me
put the past behind us
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and start afresh?
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I-I-I would love that, Dad.
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Oh! Aah!
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Sorry. Reflex.
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Ah, totally understandable.
Growth doesn't happen overnight.
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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Let's do bonding.
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You sure this lawsuit's
a good idea, sweetie?
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Oh, yeah. The Crown is going down.
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Ah, I just can't wait to get started.
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Ditto. Lord Vexler,
representing the Crown.
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Wowzers. You look [BLEEP] hot!
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Dad.
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Alexandra, he needs to know.
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Why'd you bring the goat?
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This is my client, Gobbler.
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I'm sorry. What?
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No, we're suing the Crown, not the goat.
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The Crown didn't allegedly
eat your garden.
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Your issue is with Gobbler,
and my goat client is innocent.
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He's just trying to get
under our skin, but don't worry.
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An unbiased jury will side with us.
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What the hell?
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Vexler, did you stack the jury
with goat herders?!
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That's not fair! They love goats!
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Oopsie. I'm a bad wittle lawyer.
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Judge Marks, you old bag of balloons!
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Lord Vexler!
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A little gift... from my client.
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Mmm! Yummy!
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Looks like a pretty
goat-friendly judge and jury.
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But I trust ya, sweetie.
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Mikey, is the goat who ate the garden
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in this courtroom now?
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Yes.
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Can you point out him or her?
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Oh, come on.
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Let the record show
that Mikey pointed to Gobbler.
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Between this eyewitness testimony
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and the preponderance
of forensic evidence,
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you have no choice but to convict.
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No further questions, Your Honor.
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Wow, that was educational.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say,
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"Thanks for the nap, Alexandra."
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Nap!
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I'll take it from here.
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Michael, would you consider
goats to be stubborn animals?
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I mean, yeah.
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That's kind of their thing, right?
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Oh, so you think all goats are stubborn?
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Sounds like pretty classic
anti-goat bias to me.
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Goats. Goats. Goats. Goats. Goats. Goats.
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On behalf of Gobbler the goat,
I would like to enter a motion
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to countersue for defamation.
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Motion approved.
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- What?!
- Mr. Shitshoveler,
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the penalty for defamation... is death.
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So, if we lose this trial,
my dad will be killed?
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That's correct.
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Specifically, he will be fed
to the defendant.
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This is totally unfair.
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I mean, how are we supposed to win
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if Vexler won't play by the rules?
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Maybe we can still go
with the public defender.
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I've got a better idea.
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Is this sea or sky?
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Ooh, that's a bit of sky, I think.
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I shall put it in this area.
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This shall be the sky area.
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Good idea.
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Ooh!
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I think I've found a corner piece.
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Oh, wonderful!
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They are the key in a puzzle.
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Oh, Father, would you mind
if we take a brief respite
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from our puzzle party?
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Not at all. I'll be right here, son.
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It does sound like
your father's been given
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some rather rough treatment.
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- I-Is there anything I can do to help?
- Yes.
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I was thinking maybe
you could ask your dad
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to come down to the courthouse
and enforce a fair trial?
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Well, normally, I would be
terrified to ask my father anything,
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but we've become quite close
as of this morning,
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- so I'll give it a whirl.
- Thank you! Thank you!
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Okay, well, please hurry
because I don't know
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- how long we're gonna last in there.
- Okay.
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What did I miss?
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Honestly, it's been amazing.
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Lord Vexler totally broke Mikey down.
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I don't know what's real anymore.
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I'm so mixed up.
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Mwah! Bellissimo!
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Hey, big guy!
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Father, I was wondering if
you might do me a small favor.
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Of course, son. What is it?
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Would you mind popping down
to the courthouse very quickly?
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It turns out our judicial system
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might be a little less than fair.
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Are you saying...
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there's a problem with my laws?
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Nevermind, Papa. All is well.
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Oh, okay. Cool.
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Your Honor, I would like to introduce...
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Perfect timing. Where's the king?
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Uh, so, yes, bit of a good
news/bad news situation.
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Bad news is my dad's not coming.
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Good news is our father-son relationship
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is still progressing quite nicely.
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Well, what did he say when you asked him?
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Well, to be fair,
I didn't actually ask him.
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I sort of started to ask him,
but then I got a very strong vibe
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it was gonna be a no, so I just didn't.
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You didn't even ask him?!
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Al, he's been in such a good mood lately.
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- I didn't want to annoy him.
- So, not annoying your dad
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is more important than saving mine?
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What? No. Al, come on.
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Hear ye, hear ye! I'm the town crier!
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And it's the end of day two
of what's being called
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"The Trial of the Century."
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Closing arguments are tomorrow,
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but it's not looking good for Eddie,
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as depicted here
in this courtroom sketch.
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Lord Vexler, any comments
on today's proceedings?
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Yes, thank you.
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Some hard truths came to light
in there today,
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but all in all, we're confident
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that tomorrow, justice will prevail.
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I also want to let everyone know
that my client's written a book
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for sale entitled "If I Ate It,"
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now available wherever books are sold.
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Ooh. You got to read me that book.
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Father, do you mind
if I ask you something?
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There's a-a young woman
that I've come to know recently,
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and the truth is, I find myself
quite dazzled by her.
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But recently, I-I fear
I may have done something stupid
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that has ruined any chance
we have of growing closer.
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I-I was wondering if you had any advice.
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You should murder her.
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Um, Dad, when are you
going back to therapy?
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Never. I burnt down my therapist's hut
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when I realized that she was
charging me for a full hour
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and I had only been there for 50 minutes.
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I mean, what's that?
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So, you're, um... You're...
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You're back to being
how you've always been, then?
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Yep. I'll never grow or change.
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Change is weakness
creeping into the body.
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Anyway, it's not like I'm sick.
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King Cragnoor, sire,
I'm sorry to inform you
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we've run out of Maraschino cherries.
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How's it coming, sweetheart?
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I'm trying to figure out
something that'll sway the jury,
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but it's not going great.
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You wouldn't happen to have a secret twin
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we could blame this all on, do you?
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I do, but not one that I'm close with.
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I'm sorry I got us into this, Dad.
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I was an idiot for thinking
I could change things.
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Oh, it's okay, sweetie.
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You know I'll be proud of you
until my dying breath,
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which is tomorrow.
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- Hi.
- What do you want?
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Look, I'm so sorry
I let you down earlier.
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Al, it was... very stupid of me.
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And I want to try and help.
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So it isn't much, but I-I
raided the royal library.
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Thought there might be something
in here that can help your case.
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What, this is... this is amazing.
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Thank you. Chauncley, seriously.
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Oh, no, it's the least I can do.
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Anyway, I'll, uh, leave you to it.
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Wait.
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Would you want to stay and help
me read through some of these?
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I-I'd love to.
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Chauncley. Chauncley, look.
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In closing,
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this trial has been
the most disturbing experience
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of my entire life.
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It's true, kids. Monsters are real.
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So I beg of you, find
Eddie Murphy Shitshoveler
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guilty on all counts
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and give my client, Gobbler the goat,
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the justice she so rightly deserves.
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I rest my case.
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Defense, your closing statement.
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Truth... justice...
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These are all concepts
I almost stopped believing in.
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But then I realized, sometimes
justice needs a new truth.
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And with that in mind,
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my father pleads guilty to all crimes!
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Order!
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Oh, finally decided to give up, huh?
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Per this change of plea,
the court finds the defendant...
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Just one more thing, Your Honor.
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We all agree the goat
has the full legal right
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to eat my father.
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But here's the rub.
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How can a man legally be fed to a goat
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when that goat is also... his wife?
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Explain yourself, counselor.
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Chapter 14, article 221
"Lower Murkford Law"
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states that,
"No wife may eat her husband,"
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but there's no law that says
a man can't marry a goat.
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I see.
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And has this marriage been authorized
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by a royal representative?
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It has. By me.
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Seeing as Gobbler is royal property,
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when Mr. Shitshoveler asked
for her hand in marriage,
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I eagerly gave my blessing.
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I don't know what she sees
in this melted Popsicle,
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but, hey, I'm not gonna
talk her out of it.
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Objection! This is insane.
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A-A-A man can't marry a goat!
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Okay, that sounds like some
classic anti-goat bias to me.
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Goats. Goats.
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Order!
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After reviewing the exhibits
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and determining that Eddie and Gobbler
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clearly love each other very much,
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Mr. and Mrs. Shitshoveler...
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you are free to go.
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Great job, sweetie.
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- I'm proud of you.
- Thanks, Dad.
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All right, get your purse, dear.
We're going home.
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For real, thank you.
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I-I couldn't have done it without you.
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You're welcome. Al, I was wondering,
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would you ever want to hang...?
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00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,187
Hello, Father.
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I've just been informed
that you aided a peasant
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in humiliating the Crown in court.
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Yes, and I can see how that
might be a trigger for you,
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but I'm still your son.
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00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:42,436
What do you say we just move
past this and continue to heal?
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I say that this is the reason
I cursed God
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the moment you were born.
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When I saw your soft, weak mass
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expelled from your mother's womb,
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I knew my kingdom was doomed!
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You suck.
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- Chauncley, I'm sorry.
- It's fine. I'm used to it.
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Yes?
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- Oh!
- Ooh!
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Oh, hi!
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I brought your books back.
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I didn't want to go through the front
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'cause your dad was
strangling someone in the foyer.
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Oh, yikes. That's two in a day.
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00:17:34,728 --> 00:17:37,007
Well, at least he'll sleep well tonight.
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00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:39,843
You didn't have to come all this way,
by the way. That's very kind of you.
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I'm sorry you got in trouble
for helping me.
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It was worth it.
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Have you eaten dinner?
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Um...
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You know, I-I haven't.
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Great.
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00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:59,863
Sir, thank you so much for
having me. This is wonderful.
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Oh, it's our pleasure.
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00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,733
Sorry the vegetables
are a little bit eaten.
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00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:07,838
Oh! No, I-I hadn't even noticed.
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00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,706
We should say grace.
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After all, we've had it
pretty good lately.
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00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:14,077
Dad, things have been going horribly.
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00:18:14,101 --> 00:18:17,180
The goat ate your garden,
and then you were almost killed.
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00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,115
Oh, honey, don't be dramatic.
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Hands.
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Dear Lord, thank you for the privilege
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of eating this great meal
with family and new friends.
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00:18:27,281 --> 00:18:29,581
Amen.
335
00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:32,684
Hey, babe, can you grab me a water?
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That's okay. Don't worry about it.
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Happy wife, happy life.
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