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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ Worlds away from anyone
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♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
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♫ That was just enough
to get that far away
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(slow music)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] There
are 365 days in the year.
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So, with all those days to choose from,
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how is it that two of
the most important people
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in my life are born on the same day?
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Vicki's birthday and Phillip's
birthday all at once.
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It's full-on stuff.
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Sometimes things happen that
are right out of your control.
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- [Lockie] That's the
biggest cake I've ever seen.
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- Yeah.
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Mum's gone a bit overboard.
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- So, is your dad letting you out
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of prison tomorrow for your birthday?
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- No, I'm still a prisoner.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Vicki was grounded.
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Ever since Curtis and his bogan mates
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broke her parents' table.
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(heavy metal music)
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- Oh dude.
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Yes.
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- But he's letting me have a lunch
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and I'm allowed to invite one friend.
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You have to come.
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- [Lockie] New furniture?
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- This is the most expensive
new table in history.
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Dad, can Lockie come to my birthday party?
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- Lockie?
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I don't know any Lockie.
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- Yes, you do.
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He came to the river with us.
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- Oh Lockie.
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You mean that clown that can't water ski?
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- [Lockie Voiceover] That'd be right.
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He forgets my name, but
has to remember this.
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(rock music)
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- Aaargh!
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- Stupid kid nearly wrecked everything.
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- Dad, this is Lockie.
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- Ah, yes, good.
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Hello.
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- Can he come to my birthday party?
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- Well, of course, kitten.
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I'm the one who told you to invite him.
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Silly duffer.
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- Mum, Lockie's coming to my party.
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- That's nice.
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Barry?
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Where are we going to put the new table?
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- Oh, outside of course.
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- I'm not having it
damaged by the weather.
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- It's an outdoor table!.
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- What am I supposed to wear?
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- Something special.
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- Is this okay?
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- No, you need to get dressed up.
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- Vicki is wearing fancy dress.
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A very fancy dress.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Back home, unlike me,
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Phillip wasn't giving his
birthday too much thought.
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- Yeah, it's my birthday.
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It's my birthday.
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It's my birthday.
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Yeah, my birthday.
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- It's not your birthday
till tomorrow, Phillip.
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- Yeah, it's my birthday.
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Joy, have you seen?
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What's that?
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- I bought a bread maker.
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- Did we win the lottery?
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- I couldn't afford not to buy it, Sarge.
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This thing's gonna save
us thousands of dollars.
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- How?
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- We won't have to buy any more bread.
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(slow music)
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- Sounds cool.
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So long as you leave plenty of
cash for my birthday present.
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- I could use it to
make your birthday cake.
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- It's a bread maker.
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- Well, cake, bread, not much difference.
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- Mum, I need a costume.
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Vicki's having a birthday party tomorrow.
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It's fancy dress.
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- As long as you still
come to my birthday lunch.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Oh, double-booked.
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- Of course.
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I'll go to both.
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- And I'll make you a costume.
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- Really?
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- Hm.
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With this new bread maker,
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I'll have free time to do other things.
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I'll make you the best costume ever.
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- I was thinking of a pirate.
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Like in the movies.
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- Oh, you'll be the best pirate.
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"Bread making step by step
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"with your friendly guide, Bread Boy."
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- [Lockie Voiceover] The
first time I saw Bread Boy,
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the little cartoon guy in
Mum's bread making book,
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I had no idea how much he
would come to mean in my life.
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- Lockie, guess what I
want for my birthday?
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- I don't know.
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What do you want?
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- I'm thinking sheets,
Egyptian cotton sheets.
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The ones with the really
high thread count.
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It's a reward.
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For when I stop wetting the bed.
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- Sure.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] So,
Vicki's dad hates me,
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I'm double-booked for two
different birthday parties,
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and I don't have any money for presents.
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Things are getting out of control.
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- Aah!
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- [Lockie Voiceover] I
felt like I was falling
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out of the sky and I didn't
know where I was going to land.
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- [Egg] Dad.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Meanwhile, Egg
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had made a big discovery.
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- Dad.
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Dad.
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Oh!
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You never told me about this.
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- Uh, no, I was keeping that one a secret.
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(rock music)
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- Dad, listen to this.
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You're rockin' out.
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- I recognise that song.
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- Mum, have you seen this?
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- Of course I have.
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That was your dad's band.
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His music was why I fell in love
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with him in the first place.
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- And he smashed guitars and everything.
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My dad, the rock star.
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I can't believe it.
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- Yeah, that is pretty cool.
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- Hey, maybe they've got
more of his records in here.
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- Really?
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How many did he have?
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- I dunno.
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- (sighs) Got any cash?
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- No.
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- Me neither.
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And I have to buy two birthday presents.
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By tomorrow.
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- Hey, what if we go busking?
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We can sing and play guitar.
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- I can't sing.
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And you don't have a guitar.
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- I can play air guitar.
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- For busking, I think
you need a real guitar.
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- I know where there's a real guitar.
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- [Lockie Voiceover] Busking
has to be less embarrassing
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than turning up to Vicki's
without a decent present.
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Right?
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(gentle guitar music)
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- G'day.
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- (sighs) What was I thinking?
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He'll never let us use it.
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- Egg, how are you gonna know
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if you have Rev's rock genes or not
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unless you start playing real guitar
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in front of actual people?
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- Very true.
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He'll understand.
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(dramatic music)
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(bright music)
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
Back home, Mum was having
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an intense time with her new machine.
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(bread maker whirring)
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- Joy?
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You okay?
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- It's making a lot of noise in there.
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- Is it supposed to?
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- Bread Boy doesn't say.
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- Well, maybe if you--
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- Don't touch it.
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It's going to beep.
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When it's ready.
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- You don't want me to go down the shops
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and get a loaf of bread 'cause--
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- That's cheating.
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- Hey, you know my birthday?
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- Birthday?
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No, no, you haven't mentioned it.
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- Well, if Vicki's gonna
have a fancy dress party,
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can I have one, too?
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- Yes, of course you can.
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We could dress fancy for dinner.
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I might come as a police sergeant.
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(beeping)
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- This is it, it's ready.
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Stand back, Phillip, it's hot.
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Don't touch.
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It hasn't risen.
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- Looks great.
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Hm.
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- It's a disaster.
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- Disaster bread.
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Cool.
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(Joy groaning)
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- [Lockie Voiceover] It
was Mum's turn to feel
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like she was falling out of the sky
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without a parachute.
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Egg borrowed his dad's guitar.
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And we hit the streets to raise
money through rock 'n' roll.
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♫ Blue eyes
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♫ Got no money
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♫ Oh, it ain't funny
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♫ Dedicate
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- (laughs) Thanks, Sarge.
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What exactly--
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- Croutons.
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Joy made them herself
in the new bread maker.
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- Oh.
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Mm, they're great.
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They're just, um, mm.
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Like hard and inedible bits of bread.
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- Croutons, like I said.
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- Croutons.
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Bowl of soup, pop a few in,
Bob's your uncle. (laughs)
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
Over at the Streetons',
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Vicki was making important discoveries
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of her own about having a birthday.
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Because at the Streetons',
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birthday parties were
a little bit different.
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- What are you doing with those, Kitten?
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- Bringing them out here
so we can have music.
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- Forget it, I don't want 'em out here.
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- But it's a party!.
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- Vicki, put them back inside now.
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Look, I can't have loud music out here
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when I'm trying to talk to Shay Pickering.
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- Who?
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- Shay Pickering.
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He's a very well-connected businessman
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and he's deaf in one ear.
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I need Shay's help with
a very important deal
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I'm putting together.
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Careful.
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Crikey.
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- [Lockie Voiceover]
Meanwhile, Egg turned out
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to be pretty good at the busking thing.
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We were actually making some money.
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Mostly because all the
shop-keepers offered us money
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if we'd pack up and go away.
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Egg and I were really getting into it.
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We were going off.
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(Egg squealing)
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But then Egg had a brain explosion.
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(guitar thudding)
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Later, Egg said it was a tribute
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to his dad's rock 'n roll moves.
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(clapping)
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(dramatic music)
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(screaming)
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The good news was we'd made money.
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Maybe enough money to
buy Vicki her present.
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Maybe I'd even have enough to
get Phillip his sheets, too.
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The bad news was we had to replace
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Reverend Egg's guitar first.
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For a battered old piece of junk,
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Rev's new guitar cost a lot of money.
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00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,891
But there was an old book of fairytales
270
00:11:24,891 --> 00:11:26,837
I could afford for Vicki.
271
00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:29,817
It wasn't much, but it
was something, I guess.
272
00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:30,905
And with the change, I was able
273
00:11:30,905 --> 00:11:32,877
to buy Phillip something, too.
274
00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:34,848
Not the same as Egyptian sheets,
275
00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:37,431
but it had a high thread count.
276
00:11:42,764 --> 00:11:44,736
(bright music)
277
00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:45,772
Mum and the bread maker
278
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:49,272
were having a full-on staring competition.
279
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:53,462
- Mum, about the fancy dress party.
280
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,908
(beeping)
281
00:11:54,908 --> 00:11:55,984
It's beeping.
282
00:11:55,984 --> 00:11:57,724
Doesn't that mean the bread's ready?
283
00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,900
- I'm too nervous to touch it.
284
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:02,204
- What's one more loaf of disaster bread?
285
00:12:02,204 --> 00:12:03,753
You've already cooked 10 of them.
286
00:12:03,753 --> 00:12:05,955
- Phillip, careful.
287
00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:06,788
It's hot.
288
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,295
Oh.
289
00:12:11,638 --> 00:12:13,638
This is my last attempt.
290
00:12:16,076 --> 00:12:19,076
(suspenseful music)
291
00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,707
(slow upbeat music)
292
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,790
It's perfect.
293
00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:32,905
- It really is.
294
00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:34,488
It's perfect bread.
295
00:12:41,468 --> 00:12:44,081
- I love you, Bread Boy.
296
00:12:44,081 --> 00:12:46,924
- Mum, about my fancy dress lunch,
297
00:12:46,924 --> 00:12:48,729
if Lockie's gonna be a pirate,
298
00:12:48,729 --> 00:12:51,545
I'm thinking I should be a naval officer.
299
00:12:51,545 --> 00:12:54,878
You know, the white suit, shiny buttons.
300
00:12:55,987 --> 00:12:57,237
Uh, Mum, hello.
301
00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:00,889
- Yes, Phillip?
302
00:13:00,889 --> 00:13:05,126
- Well, um, I'll take care
of the costume myself.
303
00:13:05,126 --> 00:13:07,340
I've pretty much got it nailed.
304
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:11,007
All you have to worry
about now is Lockie's.
305
00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:14,188
- [Lockie Voiceover]
Mum made perfect bread.
306
00:13:14,188 --> 00:13:17,628
And that gave her a brilliant idea.
307
00:13:17,628 --> 00:13:18,777
(slow music)
308
00:13:18,777 --> 00:13:21,059
- The asphalt musketeer.
309
00:13:21,059 --> 00:13:24,059
The climber of the school-yard tree.
310
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:28,187
For him, each twig a new adventure.
311
00:13:31,939 --> 00:13:34,522
Each moment, a bold experiment.
312
00:13:37,353 --> 00:13:41,270
A jaunty ride on life's
fine feathered freeway.
313
00:13:42,358 --> 00:13:46,525
He is our son, our brother,
our friend and our companion.
314
00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:52,582
The one, the only, the Phillip.
315
00:13:57,432 --> 00:13:59,676
(muffled talking)
316
00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:00,862
What did Loaf Man say?
317
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,448
Oh, it's not Loaf Man, it's Bread Boy.
318
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:06,418
I think Bread Boy said it's
time for me to open my presents.
319
00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:09,013
- Not until we've had lunch.
320
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:11,026
I think I've got the
measurements a bit wrong.
321
00:14:11,026 --> 00:14:12,139
Is it too tight?
322
00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:13,253
Are you okay?
323
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,610
(muffled screaming)
324
00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:17,451
- Oh, I think he's saying it's
time to go to Vicki's party.
325
00:14:17,451 --> 00:14:20,049
All right, well, I'll drive you.
326
00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:21,458
- Already?
327
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,017
- I'm being abandoned.
328
00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:24,600
At my own birthday.
329
00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:35,064
(mid-tempo music)
330
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:36,162
(door knocking)
331
00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:37,329
- [Lockie Voiceover] Standing
at Vicki's front door
332
00:14:37,329 --> 00:14:39,403
with my head in a loaf of bread,
333
00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:43,320
this is not how I'd
imagined my grand entrance.
334
00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:48,715
- [Lockie] Hm.
335
00:14:58,095 --> 00:15:00,441
(gasping)
336
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,213
(bright music)
337
00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:04,046
Huh?
338
00:15:05,094 --> 00:15:05,927
Oh, no.
339
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,032
- [Lockie Voiceover] Things
got worse when I realised
340
00:15:10,032 --> 00:15:11,924
I'd accidentally brought Phillip's present
341
00:15:11,924 --> 00:15:13,601
instead of Vicki's.
342
00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:14,434
(growling)
343
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:17,934
A piece of old rope for the birthday girl.
344
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,252
- Vicki invited one of her friends today.
345
00:15:24,252 --> 00:15:25,085
He didn't even bother showing up.
346
00:15:25,085 --> 00:15:25,918
- [Lockie] Huh?
347
00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:26,751
- The clown.
348
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:27,858
- This is the same bloke, I might add,
349
00:15:27,858 --> 00:15:29,212
who we took water skiing--
350
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:31,538
- [Lockie Voiceover] This
was no fancy dress party.
351
00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:34,205
I mean, Vicki's dress was fancy.
352
00:15:35,093 --> 00:15:36,827
- Vicki's wearing fancy dress.
353
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,972
A very fancy dress.
354
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,063
- [Lockie Voiceover] But her
dress wasn't fancy-fancy,
355
00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:42,437
if you know what I mean.
356
00:15:42,437 --> 00:15:43,986
I'd got it wrong.
357
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,593
And it was time to get
the hell out of there.
358
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:48,407
The thing about the Streetons' house,
359
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,996
it's climate-controlled.
360
00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,074
Air-conditioned.
361
00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:53,687
Very cool in summer, warm in winter.
362
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:57,153
Impossible to escape from, all year round.
363
00:15:57,153 --> 00:16:00,114
- Sal, pass these around,
we're getting a bit peckish.
364
00:16:00,114 --> 00:16:03,031
(mid-tempo music)
365
00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:06,850
- [Lockie Voiceover] This was turning
366
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:10,011
into the biggest disaster of my life.
367
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,209
I was supposed to be
impressing these people,
368
00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:15,169
not hiding in their bedroom
dressed-up as a loaf of bread.
369
00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,002
- [Lockie] Come on!
370
00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:16,835
- [Lockie Voiceover] I don't know why
371
00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:19,696
Mum made my Bread Boy outfit one-piece.
372
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:22,363
Maybe so I couldn't take it off.
373
00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:23,984
In a panic, I called Egg,
374
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,641
told him to bring me a change of clothes.
375
00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:29,819
(phone ringing)
376
00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:30,693
Hello?
377
00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:33,396
(muffled shouting)
378
00:16:33,396 --> 00:16:34,229
Hello?
379
00:16:34,229 --> 00:16:35,062
Who is this?
380
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,979
(muffled shouting)
381
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:40,784
- [Lockie Voiceover] Egg
thought I was a prank caller.
382
00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:42,192
(groaning)
383
00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:43,025
(dramatic music)
384
00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:44,275
- [Lockie] Huh?
385
00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:48,692
(bright music)
386
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:27,009
(muffled screaming)
387
00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:39,774
(door knocking)
388
00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:41,257
- Hello?
389
00:17:41,257 --> 00:17:42,924
Is anybody in there?
390
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,129
Is everything all right?
391
00:17:49,129 --> 00:17:49,962
Hello?
392
00:17:54,930 --> 00:17:59,097
- [Lockie Voiceover] Lucky
I brought the wrong present.
393
00:18:03,145 --> 00:18:07,312
Although I'm not sure
whether Phillip would agree.
394
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,115
- Fairytales?
395
00:18:18,115 --> 00:18:22,217
You think a naval commander
wants a book of fairytales?
396
00:18:22,217 --> 00:18:24,462
(whistle blowing)
397
00:18:24,462 --> 00:18:26,962
(slow music)
398
00:18:37,646 --> 00:18:39,257
- Come and have a seat, ladies and gents,
399
00:18:39,257 --> 00:18:41,481
if you can find any room
around the Taj Mahal.
400
00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:43,924
(laughing)
401
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:44,757
- [Lockie Voiceover] There are moments
402
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,105
in your life where time stops.
403
00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:47,364
You can't go backwards.
404
00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:49,049
Or forwards.
405
00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:51,693
You're suspended above
a whole world of hurt.
406
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:53,080
- [Sally Well, I'd love to say that I did.
407
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,816
But no, Barry made it actually.
408
00:18:54,816 --> 00:18:56,149
(laughing)
409
00:18:56,149 --> 00:18:57,634
- [Lockie Voiceover] I
find in these situations
410
00:18:57,634 --> 00:19:01,801
sometimes you just have to
let go of the steering wheel.
411
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,264
- Aah!
- What the--
412
00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:06,778
(gasping)
413
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:07,784
- The table.
414
00:19:07,784 --> 00:19:09,290
Not the table.
415
00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:12,040
- What on earth is going on here?
416
00:19:14,173 --> 00:19:17,160
It's some kind of strange burglar.
417
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,327
- Dad, it's not a burglar.
418
00:19:22,439 --> 00:19:23,439
It's Lockie.
419
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:25,700
- Hi, Mr Streeton.
420
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,844
(rock music)
421
00:19:27,844 --> 00:19:30,638
- It was your idea to
invite him, remember, Dad?
422
00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:31,641
- Sorry about your table.
423
00:19:31,641 --> 00:19:32,474
- Sorry?
424
00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:35,988
You're sorry?
425
00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:38,590
- Yeah.
426
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:39,673
And the cake.
427
00:19:42,065 --> 00:19:43,898
Vicki, happy birthday.
428
00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:53,310
♫ I'm a hard omelette without you, babe
429
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,590
- Dad.
430
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:55,730
Listen to this.
431
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,397
(clears throat)
432
00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:03,257
♫ I'm a hard omelette without you, babe
433
00:20:03,257 --> 00:20:04,568
♫ I'm a hard omelette
434
00:20:04,568 --> 00:20:05,401
- Hang on, wait a minute.
435
00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:09,068
Wait a minute, I'll
show you, I'll show you.
436
00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:12,525
Here, this is how it went.
437
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,012
(guitar music)
438
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:24,800
♫ You put me in the frying pan
439
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,410
♫ You flipped me upside, upside down
440
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:32,310
♫ You left me there to sizzle dry
441
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:36,099
♫ Feel like I'm-a, I'm a-gonna die
442
00:20:36,099 --> 00:20:37,842
♫ Crack me, bake me
443
00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:39,685
♫ Don't forsake me
444
00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:41,556
♫ Scramble me, poach me
445
00:20:41,556 --> 00:20:44,092
♫ Don't reproach me
446
00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:47,563
♫ I'm a hard omelette without you, babe
447
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:51,027
♫ I'm a hard omelette without you, babe
448
00:20:51,027 --> 00:20:54,733
♫ Nothing but a hard omelette
449
00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:58,996
♫ Nothing but a hard omelette
450
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:03,302
♫ I'm a hard omelette without you, babe
451
00:21:03,302 --> 00:21:04,135
- [Lockie Voiceover] While Egg
452
00:21:04,135 --> 00:21:05,850
took his mum on a trip down memory lane,
453
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,843
I went home to clean up.
454
00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:09,855
And in the middle of all that chaos,
455
00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:12,786
somehow, I did one thing right.
456
00:21:12,786 --> 00:21:15,190
I got Phillip a second birthday present.
457
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,879
The best birthday cake ever.
458
00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:18,841
Not that I told him why the Streetons
459
00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:20,841
didn't want it any more.
460
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:26,585
(slow music)
461
00:21:33,506 --> 00:21:34,786
- Sorry about the box.
462
00:21:34,786 --> 00:21:35,619
It got a bit ripped.
463
00:21:35,619 --> 00:21:36,869
- I don't care.
464
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,505
Aw, Lockie, it's beautiful.
465
00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:42,608
- It's not.
466
00:21:42,608 --> 00:21:43,631
I wanted to get you something else, but--
467
00:21:43,631 --> 00:21:45,500
No, seriously, I love it.
468
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,057
I had the exact same
one when I was little.
469
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,526
- But I wrecked your birthday.
470
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,587
- And I don't know how I'm gonna
make it up to your parents.
471
00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:53,420
- Sh.
472
00:21:55,032 --> 00:21:59,102
I've never laughed so
much in my whole life.
473
00:21:59,102 --> 00:22:00,240
- But I wrecked your cake.
474
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,173
- I know.
475
00:22:01,173 --> 00:22:02,360
- And I upset everybody.
476
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:06,085
- Lockie, you gave me the
best birthday of my life.
477
00:22:06,085 --> 00:22:10,168
Thanks to you, I will
never forget this birthday.
478
00:22:19,231 --> 00:22:22,898
("Worlds Away" by Jebediah)
479
00:22:45,673 --> 00:22:49,840
♫ Boy is breaking underneath
the weight of strain
480
00:22:57,784 --> 00:23:00,741
♫ Worlds away from anyone
481
00:23:00,741 --> 00:23:03,887
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
482
00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:06,949
♫ Worlds away from anyone
483
00:23:06,949 --> 00:23:10,237
♫ They were burning
themselves out in the sun
484
00:23:10,237 --> 00:23:14,404
♫ There was just enough
to get that far away
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