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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,989 --> 00:00:03,416 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 2 00:00:03,416 --> 00:00:06,757 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 3 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:09,736 ♫ Worlds away from anyone 4 00:00:09,736 --> 00:00:12,899 ♫ They were burning themselves out in the sun 5 00:00:12,899 --> 00:00:17,066 ♫ There was just enough to get that far away 6 00:00:35,675 --> 00:00:36,925 - Oh, well, um. 7 00:00:38,937 --> 00:00:43,104 I first met Joy when I was forced to arrest her father, Pop. 8 00:00:45,668 --> 00:00:48,329 So, it was hardly the ideal circumstance, I'm sure 9 00:00:48,329 --> 00:00:49,308 you'll agree. 10 00:00:49,308 --> 00:00:51,246 - [Lockie] Okay, heres my question. 11 00:00:51,246 --> 00:00:55,385 When people say they're, "in love," what do they mean? 12 00:00:55,385 --> 00:00:56,705 And how do you really know? 13 00:00:56,705 --> 00:01:01,482 - Joy and I started to talk, and I suppose the old, um. 14 00:01:01,482 --> 00:01:04,161 Leonard charm kicked in there, eh? 15 00:01:04,161 --> 00:01:06,582 - [Lockie] How come the other person feels exactly the same 16 00:01:06,582 --> 00:01:09,073 thing, at the same time? 17 00:01:09,073 --> 00:01:10,694 How does this stuff work? 18 00:01:10,694 --> 00:01:12,572 - And you know how you do, I suppose, 19 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,625 I just started seeing Sarge everywhere I went. 20 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:18,454 You pulled me over for having a defective brake light. 21 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:22,276 Then he called me into the station, it was questioning for. 22 00:01:22,276 --> 00:01:23,109 It was armed robbery wasn't it? 23 00:01:23,109 --> 00:01:23,942 Armed robbery. 24 00:01:23,942 --> 00:01:25,423 - Yep, armed rob. 25 00:01:25,423 --> 00:01:27,733 - And all the while, we were just. 26 00:01:27,733 --> 00:01:30,483 Tumbling head over heels in love. 27 00:01:35,556 --> 00:01:37,889 - Absolutely and completely. 28 00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:42,645 - [Lockie] So why am I asking these questions about love? 29 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,654 Because I was on fire! 30 00:01:44,654 --> 00:01:46,915 Lockie Leonard was all fired up. 31 00:01:46,915 --> 00:01:50,253 I was holding a flaming Olympic torch for Vicki Streeton. 32 00:01:50,253 --> 00:01:52,025 We were hot as! 33 00:01:52,025 --> 00:01:55,494 Of course, this is how it should have been weeks ago. 34 00:01:55,494 --> 00:01:57,444 Until I stuffed it up. 35 00:01:57,444 --> 00:02:00,785 Whatever was wrong back then was feeling better than right, 36 00:02:00,785 --> 00:02:01,618 right now. 37 00:02:06,285 --> 00:02:08,354 I was back in the game. 38 00:02:08,354 --> 00:02:10,785 Vicki and I were on together, I guess that meant it was game 39 00:02:10,785 --> 00:02:11,618 on. 40 00:02:13,144 --> 00:02:16,485 Not only that, we were drawing a crowd 41 00:02:16,485 --> 00:02:19,434 and the weird thing was, the more the word got around, 42 00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:21,684 the more popular we became. 43 00:02:23,334 --> 00:02:26,899 Okay, so that's what I was, I was Vicki's new boyfriend. 44 00:02:26,899 --> 00:02:28,689 Well, that's something. 45 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:30,439 Hey, it's everything! 46 00:02:32,616 --> 00:02:33,449 What? 47 00:02:34,337 --> 00:02:35,537 - I don't want to ask you this. 48 00:02:35,537 --> 00:02:36,954 - Oh, what is it? 49 00:02:39,302 --> 00:02:41,343 - We're mates, okay? 50 00:02:41,343 --> 00:02:43,591 And because were mates, people want me to ask about you and 51 00:02:43,591 --> 00:02:45,424 Vicki, and the ladder. 52 00:02:47,911 --> 00:02:49,103 - What ladder? 53 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,321 I don't know what you're talking about. 54 00:02:50,321 --> 00:02:51,431 - Yes, you do! 55 00:02:51,431 --> 00:02:52,831 The ladder of love! 56 00:02:52,831 --> 00:02:54,703 Step one, holding hands. 57 00:02:54,703 --> 00:02:56,953 Step ten, getting arrested! 58 00:02:57,943 --> 00:02:59,831 Which step are you guys on? 59 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,353 - I don't know. 60 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:03,132 Who's counting? 61 00:03:03,132 --> 00:03:04,012 Who would even care? 62 00:03:04,012 --> 00:03:06,583 - Look, the whole schools counting. 63 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,073 You're front page news. 64 00:03:08,073 --> 00:03:09,735 - Well, you don't have to be a part of it too. 65 00:03:09,735 --> 00:03:13,065 - Mate, Ive had people coming up to me all week. 66 00:03:13,065 --> 00:03:15,148 Look, I'm almost popular! 67 00:03:17,025 --> 00:03:19,873 - I don't know what step on the ladder we've got to. 68 00:03:19,873 --> 00:03:21,303 Whats step two? 69 00:03:21,303 --> 00:03:22,513 - I don't know. 70 00:03:22,513 --> 00:03:24,175 You're the one getting the action! 71 00:03:24,175 --> 00:03:26,454 - That doesn't make me an expert. 72 00:03:26,454 --> 00:03:29,095 I'm just making it up as I go along. 73 00:03:29,095 --> 00:03:31,345 Talk to somebody who knows. 74 00:03:32,894 --> 00:03:35,463 - Step one is holding hands. 75 00:03:35,463 --> 00:03:38,004 Step two is a kiss on the lips. 76 00:03:38,004 --> 00:03:40,724 Steps three through to ten are available to approved members 77 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:41,557 only. 78 00:03:41,557 --> 00:03:43,869 To register please provide your parents' credit 79 00:03:43,869 --> 00:03:46,048 card details in the box provided. 80 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:48,440 Remember, new members will receive their very 81 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:52,023 own copy of Lockie's mom little green book. 82 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,651 (guitar music) 83 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:02,029 - Okay, so it was becoming clear that once you're a 84 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:04,851 somebody, your every move attracts attention. 85 00:04:04,851 --> 00:04:08,268 This was gonna take some getting used to. 86 00:04:10,931 --> 00:04:14,109 I didn't know if I was "in love" with Vicki or not. 87 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:16,253 I still didn't know what that meant yet. 88 00:04:16,253 --> 00:04:20,402 All I was thinking was, "There's this awesome girl, and she 89 00:04:20,402 --> 00:04:21,752 likes me." 90 00:04:21,752 --> 00:04:23,312 Over and over. 91 00:04:23,312 --> 00:04:27,141 - Lockie, Lockie, Lockie, Lockie, Lockie! 92 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,308 Lockie, Ive been thinking. 93 00:04:30,201 --> 00:04:33,332 It might be time I had a squiz at Mum's little green book. 94 00:04:33,332 --> 00:04:35,838 I'm worried my relationship with Lisa is running on the 95 00:04:35,838 --> 00:04:36,671 spot. 96 00:04:36,671 --> 00:04:38,340 - You haven't got a relationship with Lisa. 97 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:41,077 - Relationships have to change, Lockie, they just cant stay 98 00:04:41,077 --> 00:04:41,910 the same. 99 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,558 As soon as you start taking things for granted, 100 00:04:45,558 --> 00:04:50,500 the romance dies, things get boring and then it's over. 101 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,169 That's why things have cooled off between Lisa and me. 102 00:04:53,169 --> 00:04:56,567 It's like there's a ladder that we'd been climbing together. 103 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:57,869 - I know, the ladder of love. 104 00:04:57,869 --> 00:05:01,560 - And we'd climbed so high, then Lisa paused to look 105 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,820 around and admire the view. 106 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:05,641 - And John East hopped in? 107 00:05:05,641 --> 00:05:07,310 - I still cant believe its true. 108 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,940 What does John East got that I haven't? 109 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,277 - A pay check. 110 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:11,286 A car. 111 00:05:11,286 --> 00:05:12,119 A beard. 112 00:05:12,119 --> 00:05:13,878 - They're just decorations. 113 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:17,609 Lockie, if I had one piece of advice from my experience, 114 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:21,609 in your relationship, you can never, ever relax. 115 00:05:26,438 --> 00:05:27,438 - I'm bored. 116 00:05:31,425 --> 00:05:33,996 - And just on the off-chance, do you know if John East wets 117 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:34,995 the bed? 118 00:05:34,995 --> 00:05:37,318 - Suddenly, there was a lot to think about. 119 00:05:37,318 --> 00:05:40,017 But at least I knew Mum and Dad were thrilled for me. 120 00:05:40,017 --> 00:05:41,267 Mum especially. 121 00:05:42,297 --> 00:05:45,537 - This is the beginning of the end, isn't it? 122 00:05:45,537 --> 00:05:47,037 Our little family. 123 00:05:49,169 --> 00:05:51,002 This is the first hint 124 00:05:51,946 --> 00:05:52,946 that one day 125 00:05:54,047 --> 00:05:56,070 there'll be someone in Lockie's life that he loves more than 126 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:56,903 us. 127 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:03,483 He'll move out of home and visit us on Sundays. 128 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:08,631 Then he'll decide we all lead such busy lives, 129 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,828 a phone calls as good as a visit. 130 00:06:14,347 --> 00:06:16,180 Only we won't be busy. 131 00:06:17,296 --> 00:06:19,807 We'll still be sitting here. 132 00:06:19,807 --> 00:06:21,607 We'll, you'll be reading your poetry, 133 00:06:21,607 --> 00:06:25,774 and I'll have found something new to stress about. 134 00:06:29,237 --> 00:06:31,654 Is that what it means, Sarge? 135 00:06:34,618 --> 00:06:35,451 Sarge? 136 00:06:35,451 --> 00:06:37,077 - Yes? 137 00:06:37,077 --> 00:06:39,077 - Is that what it means? 138 00:06:41,858 --> 00:06:43,691 Our work here is done. 139 00:06:44,778 --> 00:06:45,810 - Hey. 140 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:46,643 Hey. 141 00:06:47,689 --> 00:06:49,210 Take it easy, don't go throwing yourself on the scrapheap 142 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:50,043 just yet. 143 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:57,119 - I wish I'd never given him that little green book in the 144 00:06:57,119 --> 00:06:58,119 first place. 145 00:07:01,059 --> 00:07:02,580 Maybe I should get it back. 146 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:03,610 - Maybe. 147 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:04,943 - Hmm, you know. 148 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:08,471 Just to see what page he's up to. 149 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:12,638 Make sure he's not getting ahead of himself, stepwise. 150 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:15,901 - Mum needn't have worried. 151 00:07:15,901 --> 00:07:18,394 I barely knew what the steps were. 152 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,474 But with everyone in town wondering which one 153 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:23,293 Vicki and I were on and me needing to keep 154 00:07:23,293 --> 00:07:26,184 our relationship fresh and interesting, maybe 155 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:29,684 it was time to refer to the user's manual. 156 00:07:47,562 --> 00:07:52,091 Mum's little green book said to start at step 25. 157 00:07:52,091 --> 00:07:54,989 And then shoot off into the stratosphere. 158 00:07:54,989 --> 00:07:56,047 - Lockie, here's your lunch. 159 00:07:56,047 --> 00:07:59,130 I've put a couple of cupcakes in for. 160 00:08:00,684 --> 00:08:01,517 Oh. 161 00:08:05,456 --> 00:08:06,706 I'll, um, I'll. 162 00:08:08,734 --> 00:08:11,288 I'll leave you to, to, uh. 163 00:08:11,288 --> 00:08:12,736 Whatever it is you were doing. 164 00:08:12,736 --> 00:08:13,569 Good. - Good. 165 00:08:13,569 --> 00:08:14,402 Good, fine then. - Fine. 166 00:08:14,402 --> 00:08:17,186 Lovely, well that's good. 167 00:08:17,186 --> 00:08:19,186 (cries) 168 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:25,490 - Okay, Lockie, you know what you have to do. 169 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:28,226 Keep things fresh and interesting. 170 00:08:28,226 --> 00:08:30,470 So what do you think about global warming? 171 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,252 Terrible, isn't it? 172 00:08:32,252 --> 00:08:33,644 - Excuse me? 173 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:35,298 You do? 174 00:08:35,298 --> 00:08:37,334 - Trouble was, all those pictures from the little 175 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:42,004 green book have burnt themselves into my brain. 176 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:43,869 (screams) 177 00:08:43,869 --> 00:08:44,702 - What, what's in it? 178 00:08:44,702 --> 00:08:45,535 Let me see. 179 00:08:45,535 --> 00:08:47,280 - No no no. 180 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,030 Okay, the problem is. 181 00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:55,238 Look, whatever we do, wherever we go, we draw a crowd. 182 00:09:01,598 --> 00:09:04,759 So, how do we get some time on our own to advance our 183 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:06,264 relationship? 184 00:09:06,264 --> 00:09:08,875 To keep it fresh and interesting? 185 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:09,708 - I don't know. 186 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:11,708 Go on a date, I suppose. 187 00:09:22,137 --> 00:09:25,304 - So here we were, finally on our own, 188 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:29,359 at a place suggested by Vicki. 189 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:30,192 - Hi. 190 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,472 - You look pretty. 191 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:34,305 - Thank you. 192 00:09:34,305 --> 00:09:37,472 - No problem, I'm a natural born suck! 193 00:09:38,381 --> 00:09:40,381 So, this is interesting. 194 00:09:41,902 --> 00:09:43,248 Trees! 195 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,498 And more trees! 196 00:09:45,637 --> 00:09:47,385 Hmm, and over there too! 197 00:09:47,385 --> 00:09:48,756 - Hey, there's something I want to show you, its a bit of a 198 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:49,869 trek though. 199 00:09:49,869 --> 00:09:52,465 - No, cool, lets do it. 200 00:09:52,465 --> 00:09:53,465 - Follow me. 201 00:09:57,146 --> 00:09:57,979 Just here. 202 00:10:04,551 --> 00:10:05,898 - Whats this? 203 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:08,084 - The old fort, I used to play here as a kid, they built 204 00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:09,971 them in the war. 205 00:10:09,971 --> 00:10:10,804 Come on! 206 00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:22,851 Are you coming? 207 00:10:22,851 --> 00:10:23,934 - Is it safe? 208 00:10:26,475 --> 00:10:28,947 Was this step three on the ladder of love? 209 00:10:28,947 --> 00:10:31,925 Going to dark scary places alone with a girl 210 00:10:31,925 --> 00:10:34,731 and having no idea what you're meant to do next? 211 00:10:34,731 --> 00:10:36,468 I didn't know. 212 00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:40,635 But suddenly I felt like it would be good to have a crowd. 213 00:10:54,146 --> 00:10:56,078 - You wouldn't find this in the city, would you? 214 00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:57,998 - You wouldn't need to. 215 00:10:57,998 --> 00:11:01,498 - City people always think they're better. 216 00:11:04,392 --> 00:11:08,096 - Hey, Vicki, heres an idea, let's get out of here before we 217 00:11:08,096 --> 00:11:11,638 slip on something and break our necks. 218 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:12,592 - Yep, fine. 219 00:11:12,592 --> 00:11:14,925 Whatever his lordship wants. 220 00:11:16,812 --> 00:11:17,645 - Hang on! 221 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:20,958 Vicki, wait, Vicki! 222 00:11:24,568 --> 00:11:26,272 Vicki! Wait! 223 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:28,522 Don't run off, whats wrong? 224 00:11:31,415 --> 00:11:32,248 - Nothing. 225 00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:35,316 - That's it, game over. 226 00:11:35,316 --> 00:11:38,483 She's gonna drop me like a hot potato. 227 00:11:39,383 --> 00:11:40,216 I'm sorry. 228 00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:43,078 - This was my favourite place as a kid, all right? 229 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,307 I was gonna show you. 230 00:11:44,307 --> 00:11:45,758 I thought you might like it. 231 00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:46,758 - All right! 232 00:11:48,588 --> 00:11:49,421 Its just. 233 00:11:49,421 --> 00:11:51,088 - It doesn't matter. 234 00:11:52,658 --> 00:11:54,325 - Maybe I should go. 235 00:11:55,301 --> 00:11:56,405 - Oh, that's just great! 236 00:11:56,405 --> 00:11:57,980 Now you're gonna dump me a second time? 237 00:11:57,980 --> 00:12:01,846 I don't even know what I did the first time round! 238 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,042 - You dumped me! 239 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:05,572 - That's because you lost interest in me. 240 00:12:05,572 --> 00:12:06,405 - No, it wasn't! 241 00:12:06,405 --> 00:12:08,322 Its because I'm stupid. 242 00:12:10,319 --> 00:12:13,137 'Cause I'm so totally stupid. 243 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:16,428 Just ask anyone in the whole world. 244 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:18,786 Okay, then, this is making sense. 245 00:12:18,786 --> 00:12:21,119 Yeah, totally expected this. 246 00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:28,574 - Gee, Lock, you've gotta learn how to relax. 247 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,021 You just kissed me, like you really meant it. 248 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:36,271 - Yeah, well maybe I do really mean it. 249 00:12:37,483 --> 00:12:40,047 - Don't go thinking you're a real spunk. 250 00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:40,880 You're still Lockie Leonard, who can't get out of his 251 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:45,047 wetsuit and has obviously kissed no-one, but his mum before. 252 00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,272 - I can do better. 253 00:12:58,272 --> 00:12:59,105 I promise. 254 00:13:00,986 --> 00:13:03,486 I just need time and practise. 255 00:13:10,462 --> 00:13:11,553 - Come on, lets get out of here. 256 00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:13,761 Did you want to come back to my place? 257 00:13:13,761 --> 00:13:15,488 - Okay, what do I feel like? 258 00:13:15,488 --> 00:13:18,155 I feel sensational yet confused. 259 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,775 I didn't realise you could be sliding down the ladder of 260 00:13:20,775 --> 00:13:23,753 love as well as climbing back up again both at the same 261 00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:24,586 time. 262 00:13:28,537 --> 00:13:31,906 As opposed to Philip, who was in total freefall. 263 00:13:31,906 --> 00:13:32,739 Do it, Philip. 264 00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:36,906 You have to know the truth however terrible that may be. 265 00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:41,187 - Philip! 266 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,474 How are you? 267 00:13:42,474 --> 00:13:45,141 - Er, frantic, its the Blue Light disco next week. 268 00:13:45,141 --> 00:13:46,133 Major event. 269 00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:47,041 Months of planning. 270 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:50,458 Er, were you thinking of coming possibly? 271 00:13:51,447 --> 00:13:53,609 - Philip, it was my idea! 272 00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:54,442 I'm running it. 273 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,596 Ill be there all night, supervising. 274 00:13:55,596 --> 00:13:58,022 - Of course you will, yes. 275 00:13:58,022 --> 00:14:00,621 I was just checking the numbers for the punch. 276 00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:01,714 - You're making the punch? 277 00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:03,542 - Family tradition! 278 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:07,121 So, just so I can get the numbers down for the punch. 279 00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,954 Were you thinking of coming alone? 280 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,202 - Yeah, yeah I'll be going to the disco alone. 281 00:14:13,202 --> 00:14:14,040 - That's excellent! 282 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,623 That's okay, er, just so its totally clear, 283 00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:24,380 were you thinking of leaving any spare boyfriends at home? 284 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,601 If you have one! 285 00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:28,048 Do you have one in fact? 286 00:14:28,048 --> 00:14:28,881 - Um, no. 287 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:32,050 Well. 288 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,300 Not really, no. 289 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,227 - That's excellent. 290 00:14:36,227 --> 00:14:38,021 I'll make a note of that. 291 00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:40,771 No new boyfriends on the horizon. 292 00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:46,071 - Where are your oldies? 293 00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:47,448 - At the yacht club. 294 00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:48,598 - So they're not here? 295 00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:49,431 Just us? 296 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,784 - Dads showing off his new boat. 297 00:14:50,784 --> 00:14:52,900 Its pretty gross, hey? 298 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,924 - I wouldn't say no to a new yacht. 299 00:14:54,924 --> 00:14:57,386 - You know what's gross is the kind of people they are. 300 00:14:57,386 --> 00:14:59,248 All money and no taste. 301 00:14:59,248 --> 00:15:00,512 - That was a bit heavy! 302 00:15:00,512 --> 00:15:02,309 I don't think there's been a day in my life 303 00:15:02,309 --> 00:15:04,250 where I hadn't thought Sarge and Mum were ace. 304 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:07,160 - What are you thinking, Mr Tick Tick Tick? 305 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,540 - Are your mum and dad happy? 306 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,438 - With each other? 307 00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:10,271 No. 308 00:15:10,271 --> 00:15:11,818 They fight like politicians. 309 00:15:11,818 --> 00:15:14,523 It's only the money that's keeping them together. 310 00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:16,489 - I was hearing all this stuff from Vickis head 311 00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:18,685 that no-one else had ever heard before. 312 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,102 - Sorry, don't get mad at me. 313 00:15:22,696 --> 00:15:24,481 - I don't think I was going to. 314 00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:25,986 - Oh, that's okay then. 315 00:15:25,986 --> 00:15:28,584 In fact, the more Vicki let on, the more I wanted to take 316 00:15:28,584 --> 00:15:29,584 care of her. 317 00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:33,874 Mum always said that having us kids made her and Sarge 318 00:15:33,874 --> 00:15:35,735 really happy. 319 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:36,772 - I bet. 320 00:15:36,772 --> 00:15:38,277 - You have any brothers or sisters? 321 00:15:38,277 --> 00:15:40,507 - A brother, but he's much older. 322 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,924 That's him there. 323 00:15:45,263 --> 00:15:47,241 - I haven't seen him around your house. 324 00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:48,734 - No you wouldn't have. 325 00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:50,598 Collin got into drugs so dad kicked him 326 00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:53,348 out and we haven't see him since. 327 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,354 Come on. 328 00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:02,255 (lively music) 329 00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:09,068 - Sometimes you don't sound like you're the happiest person 330 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,484 in the world. 331 00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:12,567 - No, but I'm the nicest. 332 00:16:14,176 --> 00:16:16,706 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 333 00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:18,684 - What am I thinking? 334 00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:20,039 Oh, you know. 335 00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:21,289 Global warming. 336 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:25,348 How much I'd like to kiss you. 337 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,406 - Are we serious? 338 00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:34,658 - We're popular. 339 00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:36,314 Why does everyone in the world want to know what step were 340 00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:37,167 up to? 341 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,258 - Oh, I don't know. 342 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,503 Lockie, do you like me, even though I'm stuffed up and 343 00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:41,753 totally crazed? 344 00:16:43,757 --> 00:16:47,021 - No, it makes it even better. 345 00:16:47,021 --> 00:16:49,599 - You'll watch me in class for weeks, won't you? 346 00:16:49,599 --> 00:16:52,000 - I'm always watching you. 347 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,021 (laughs) 348 00:16:54,021 --> 00:16:55,854 I mean, in a good way. 349 00:16:57,412 --> 00:17:00,196 Vicki looked gorgeous and I think she was asking me if I was 350 00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:03,359 in love with her, which was a tough question to answer 351 00:17:03,359 --> 00:17:06,809 because I had no idea what it meant. 352 00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,247 - So what do you reckon the rest of the world thinks we've 353 00:17:08,247 --> 00:17:09,164 been up to? 354 00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:11,527 - Oh. 355 00:17:12,718 --> 00:17:13,551 You know. 356 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:19,075 I reckon everybody thinks were up to step three. 357 00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:21,182 Do you know what step four is? 358 00:17:21,182 --> 00:17:25,349 - Why, so you can run back and tell all your friends? 359 00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:33,700 - Okay here's the problem, what follows is you know. 360 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,867 Well it's a bit, you know. 361 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:40,985 Maybe you should just leave the little green book. 362 00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:41,818 Page 66. 363 00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:45,618 Okay anyway so meanwhile. 364 00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:49,487 Global warming, did you know that Australia. 365 00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:52,614 (distant muttering) 366 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,000 - My mum and dad! 367 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,937 - Well, I need to take it, I'm sorry! 368 00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:56,604 - You don't need it! 369 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:01,033 You two behaving yourselves? 370 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,000 - Er, this is Lockie. 371 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,900 I know you, Dads a cop. 372 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,213 Clapped out Volvo. 373 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,164 - Hurry up, people are waiting for us at the club. 374 00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:13,997 - Yeah, yeah, I just need to get my PalmPilot. 375 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,484 Here it is! 376 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:18,690 You see this, Larry? 377 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:23,327 Two gigabytes of memory, 500 bucks, I get it for four. 378 00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:26,577 - Well done, you, now can we get going? 379 00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:29,346 - Oh, and Lenny? 380 00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:32,902 Tell your dad I'm an honest man, will you do that for me? 381 00:18:32,902 --> 00:18:36,069 - Barry, we're leaving now, thank you. 382 00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:42,814 - I need a kiss! 383 00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,647 - I need an ambulance. 384 00:18:48,062 --> 00:18:50,575 - The important thing about being in love, 385 00:18:50,575 --> 00:18:52,662 certainly with Barry and me, 386 00:18:52,662 --> 00:18:55,175 well, you have to keep an eye on the big picture. 387 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,785 - You have to ask yourself the hard questions. 388 00:18:57,785 --> 00:18:59,261 Whats the story? 389 00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:02,761 What is it that really keeps us together? 390 00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:03,898 - Is it the kids? 391 00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:05,135 - Is it the business? 392 00:19:05,135 --> 00:19:06,685 Is it the house? 393 00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:08,612 The property ladder? 394 00:19:08,612 --> 00:19:10,412 What's the cement here? 395 00:19:10,412 --> 00:19:11,875 - Because everything else. 396 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,488 - Love, your children. 397 00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:17,725 - They all come and go, but bricks and mortar, that lasts 398 00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:18,752 forever. 399 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:21,002 - That's money in the bank. 400 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,538 - Our first date had been amazing. 401 00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:27,552 But at the same time I felt as though 402 00:19:27,552 --> 00:19:30,063 I'd just been through boot camp with Vicki's stuffed up 403 00:19:30,063 --> 00:19:30,896 family. 404 00:19:32,018 --> 00:19:33,928 - Lockie, you all right? 405 00:19:33,928 --> 00:19:35,818 You look a bit feverish. 406 00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,151 - I'm fine, Mum. 407 00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:45,427 - You know I have always trusted you. 408 00:19:45,427 --> 00:19:48,237 That's why I know you would never do anything or take any 409 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:49,070 steps. 410 00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:50,302 - Mum, please! 411 00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:51,802 Everything's okay. 412 00:19:55,838 --> 00:20:00,005 You're better than all the other mums in the world. 413 00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:02,727 - Sit down. 414 00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:05,538 Now, Sarge and I have been talking and given your special 415 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,246 friendship with Vicki, we think it would be lovely if she 416 00:20:08,246 --> 00:20:11,496 could bring her parents around for tea. 417 00:20:15,124 --> 00:20:18,412 I guess they call you Sarge, mostly. 418 00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:19,322 - Yeah, Sarge. 419 00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:21,012 - Sarge and Mum, clearly. 420 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,924 - Yeah, Mum, too. 421 00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:23,757 - But you're Sarge. 422 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:26,519 - I'm mainly Sarge, yeah, Sarge. Um. 423 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:29,095 "Hey, you," occasionally, that comes into it. 424 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,512 "Hey, you." Mmmm. 425 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:36,719 What about you? 426 00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:38,233 - Oh, well. 427 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:41,185 We've always been very comfortable with Christian names, 428 00:20:41,185 --> 00:20:45,172 we encourage Vicki to call us Barry and Sally. 429 00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:48,339 - That way we're all on the same page! 430 00:20:49,472 --> 00:20:51,635 - I hate them wanting me to call them by their first names. 431 00:20:51,635 --> 00:20:56,121 It's as if they never actually wanted to become parents. 432 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:58,245 - I'm thinking there's this awesome girl 433 00:20:58,245 --> 00:20:59,985 and she really needs me. 434 00:20:59,985 --> 00:21:01,935 ♫ One two three four 435 00:21:01,935 --> 00:21:04,518 (guitar music) 436 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,571 - The ladder of love? 437 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:13,245 I reckon there's two of them actually. 438 00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:17,412 Ones about how far you can get, kissing a girl and stuff. 439 00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:21,725 But the other ones about falling in love. 440 00:21:24,357 --> 00:21:26,661 So I didn't go back to that smelly fort 441 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,261 because I wanted to kiss Vicki especially. 442 00:21:29,261 --> 00:21:31,298 I went back because I figured out 443 00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:34,298 this was something that Vicki really needed. 444 00:21:34,298 --> 00:21:37,465 This must have been Vickis safe place. 445 00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,368 You spend your whole life thinking how great it would be to 446 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,868 have a girlfriend. 447 00:21:45,895 --> 00:21:50,062 But you never think what you're gonna do once you get one. 448 00:21:52,424 --> 00:21:55,022 Well, apart from the obvious stuff. 449 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,605 - Calm down, Rover. 450 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,366 - You never think there's a real person there 451 00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:06,533 who you should try and get to know, try and make them happy. 452 00:22:30,826 --> 00:22:31,659 - Lockie. 453 00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:34,683 I love you. 454 00:22:36,352 --> 00:22:38,325 - I still didn't know what love meant. 455 00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:40,816 But whatever I was feeling felt right. 456 00:22:40,816 --> 00:22:43,252 Better than anything I'd ever felt before. 457 00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:45,169 And that was something! 458 00:22:46,106 --> 00:22:48,796 ♫ A boo boo boo-boo 459 00:22:48,796 --> 00:22:51,296 ♫ A boo boo boo-boo 460 00:22:51,296 --> 00:22:54,629 ♫ A boo boo boo boo-boo 461 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,878 (guitar music) 462 00:23:26,214 --> 00:23:30,381 ♫ Boy is breaking underneath the weight of strain 463 00:23:38,907 --> 00:23:42,980 ♫ Worlds away from anyone they were burning 464 00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:45,404 ♫ Themselves out in the sun 465 00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:48,373 ♫ Worlds away from anyone they were burning 466 00:23:48,373 --> 00:23:51,410 ♫ Themselves out in the sun 467 00:23:51,410 --> 00:23:55,577 ♫ It was just enough to keep them far away 33053

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