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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,298 --> 00:00:18,998 THE PROF KNOWS MUSIC 2 00:00:19,599 --> 00:00:22,340 Professor Busatti, a moment. 3 00:00:23,279 --> 00:00:27,280 I do not know how to thank you. You completely healed me. 4 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,300 - I do not know how to thank you. - I only did my job. 5 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:35,310 Thank you. Thank you, professor. I feel so much better. 6 00:00:35,319 --> 00:00:39,280 You are like a father to me! Dad! 7 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:46,320 My wonderful daddy in sugar! Kiss me, daddy! 8 00:00:46,319 --> 00:00:50,240 - How beautiful you are! - Commanding officer! Commanding officer! 9 00:00:50,319 --> 00:00:53,360 Commander, you are expected at the Ministry for the press conference. 10 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,440 - Come with me. - You are the best! The best!! 11 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,240 - Bye, daddy! - Come. 12 00:01:01,279 --> 00:01:04,500 - I saw again! - You're welcome. 13 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:06,001 Goodbye, dad! 14 00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:59,360 Amedeo, my wife finally decided not to rent the apartment anymore? 15 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,540 - No, she rented it. - Well... we'll see that! 16 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:07,960 Why is he mad at me? 17 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:42,320 - No way! - No need to insist! 18 00:02:42,321 --> 00:02:46,200 You already have the clinic. You do not need a consulting room here. 19 00:02:46,239 --> 00:02:51,160 You know that your patients horrify me. They are all so unhealthy. 20 00:02:51,299 --> 00:02:55,240 I rented the apartment to avoid such unpleasant encounters. 21 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,000 - To whom did you rent it? - Someone from Milan, by the agency. 22 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:04,240 - She's a pianist. - A pianist? A slut without pennies! 23 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:08,280 And that with what happened this morning,... 24 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,360 ... after working all night. What do I have to do? 25 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,320 - To hear a serenade? - If that can comfort you... 26 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,600 ... I spend the night alone while you're having fun! 27 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:20,320 Do not forget that the work of a doctor is a mission! 28 00:03:20,359 --> 00:03:23,240 I can not remember when this bed was used for anything other than sleeping! 29 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,360 - Chao, mom! - Chao! I spoke with your father. 30 00:03:27,399 --> 00:03:32,640 - Yes, I mean. Chao! "I do not think you should talk that way in front of him. 31 00:03:32,739 --> 00:03:35,280 What about you? At least when you were porter, 32 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:39,320 from time to time, you remembered that you were a man. Chao. 33 00:03:59,359 --> 00:04:02,320 - Hello! - Call me, do not leave me in anguish. 34 00:04:02,399 --> 00:04:04,440 But my office is 100m from here. Chao, my love. 35 00:04:04,441 --> 00:04:05,941 Forward, walk! 36 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:10,320 One. Two! One. Two! Right, right! 37 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:19,360 One. Two! One. Two! One. Two! One. Two! 38 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,440 - Hello Elvira! - Hello, Colonel! 39 00:04:21,479 --> 00:04:24,020 I thought they had canceled the national holiday parade. 40 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,080 - Amedeo! - At your orders, Colonel. 41 00:04:27,081 --> 00:04:30,331 To your pleasure. Ras did not fail yesterday. 42 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:32,280 Do not worry, I gave them mozzarella today. 43 00:04:32,281 --> 00:04:37,240 - He'll barely get out. - Understood, Ras... defecation! 44 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:41,793 Idiot idiot! Instead of messing up the passage with these filthy beasts, 45 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:43,651 you could not go through the garden? 46 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,240 No, if not with whom would you let off steam? 47 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,540 To whom would you say it, fool idiot? Colonel? Forward! 48 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,300 Defecation! 49 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,800 Why do not you walk them sometimes? 50 00:04:56,979 --> 00:05:00,680 - Dad, I'm a playboy! - No, you're a sore! 51 00:05:02,979 --> 00:05:06,580 Meow! Meow! 52 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:13,200 What are you doing, do not shoot! Dirty dogs, do not run! 53 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,060 Stop! 54 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,500 Come on, they are only four! 55 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,840 Mamma mia, an obstacle! 56 00:05:56,879 --> 00:05:58,160 Go! 57 00:06:04,058 --> 00:06:05,360 Penalty! Penalty! Blocks the ball! 58 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,900 Cuckold is going! 59 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,020 Goal! 60 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:13,360 Goal... This ass! 61 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:15,740 No, you confuse the ass with the class, you. Come on, let's play! 62 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:18,880 No, I said, "Look at this ass" 63 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,060 What is good! 64 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,400 Hello, Marinotti residence. Who is speaking? 65 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,180 - It's me, my darling... Luisa. - Oh my God! Why are you calling me here? 66 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:23,360 I have called you 3 times at your office since yesterday. I was worried. 67 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,960 - How do you feel? - I'm fine. 68 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:27,261 Who is it? 69 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,400 It's the vice-president in person. 70 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:33,200 - Is your mother here? - My mother? 71 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,800 - You told me you lived with your mom. - Yes, it's true. 72 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,500 - How is she? - Who? 73 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:42,301 Your mother! She had not had a heart attack? 74 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:48,180 She does not have it anymore, it's stationary, it's okay, it's coming. 75 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:50,640 - Say hello to him for me. - Yes, I'll tell him. 76 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,600 - You have the greetings of the vice-mama's mother. - But I do not know him. 77 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,300 - A mother, always a mother. - But, Ferdinando... 78 00:07:57,301 --> 00:07:58,801 I arrive! 79 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:03,840 - Now? - No, in a little while! Call me at the office. 80 00:08:03,979 --> 00:08:05,120 Oh my God! Oh my God! 81 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,520 - Guys, she's heading to our house! - I have an idea! 82 00:08:55,359 --> 00:08:57,260 - It's unusual. - Where is he going? 83 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,500 Hello, there is no concierge? 84 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,220 I am the junior concierge! 85 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,180 This is where he has an apartment for rent? 86 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,580 It's here, if it has not already been rented. 87 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,780 Anyway, follow me, I accompany you to the owner. 88 00:09:26,039 --> 00:09:29,300 No, my dear... I accompany you, here it is at home. 89 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,220 - I'm taking your luggage. - Thank you. 90 00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:32,521 - Go for it. - I beg you. 91 00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:37,160 - Take the luggage. - What? Well, Roberto, you're big and strong. 92 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,120 Come on, let's go! 93 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:42,920 This way. 94 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:51,080 - And me? - No, take the stairs. You need to lose weight. 95 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,000 Let's go! 96 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,080 You're welcome... 97 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,820 Hello? 98 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:26,400 Gina, Teresa... The door! 99 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,440 Door fucking! 100 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:36,800 everyone is dead? Where are they all? 101 00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:40,120 I have to open the door when I sleep! Who is it? 102 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,360 Dad, open it! There is a lady for the apartment to rent. 103 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:47,440 What can it do? It is rented to a piano porfessor. 104 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,740 it's me, Luisa De Dominicis. 105 00:10:57,980 --> 00:10:59,340 I dream! 106 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,200 Just a minute! 107 00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:26,740 - Here I am. Not too expected? - Fregoli would not have done better. 108 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:29,400 You are too kind! In my job... 109 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,060 ... speed is essential. 110 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,060 - Are you a journalist? - No, surgeon. 111 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,640 Come, I'll show you... your apartment. 112 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,880 It's on the same floor. 113 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,820 Excuse the eventual disorder. 114 00:11:55,559 --> 00:12:00,100 - Small, but with comfort ride. - It's very charming. 115 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:05,400 - Thank you. - I love. The cuissine is very nice. 116 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,520 I'm glad you like it. 117 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,400 - There is a terrace? - Yes. 118 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,840 - Can I see her? - Of course. 119 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:23,580 - What a beautiful sunny terrace... What a beautiful view! - That's what I think! 120 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,420 I have always wanted an apartment with a terrace. 121 00:12:28,359 --> 00:12:31,280 20,000, 20,000, 20,000... 122 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,520 - What could it be? - I do not know? 123 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:39,880 - Still, 20,000. - You realize... 124 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:44,360 - 20,000 pass! - Duilio, What a culo, he has a discount! 125 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,640 Only 15,000! 126 00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:50,360 What a beautiful big wardrobe, It is very important for a woman. 127 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:54,000 I know, my wife only talks about that. So, do you play the piano? 128 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,640 Yes! But you say it as if it came from Mars. 129 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,980 It's a job like any other. 130 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,620 - In Milan I had too much pupil. - Really? 131 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:07,860 Yes! Surroundings... 12 or 13 a day! 132 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:12,500 I am sure that here you will quickly have a large clientele. 133 00:13:12,539 --> 00:13:15,320 - The phone works? - Yes of course. 134 00:13:15,321 --> 00:13:17,320 Did you see how she looks preoccupied? 135 00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:20,320 Fortunately because to install it would require a heritage and the entire city. 136 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,640 There is one at the head of the bed and the other in the kitchen. 137 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:28,360 If this monster bothers you, I return it to the zoo. Roar....! 138 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,040 No, I like wild beasts. 139 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,280 - I feel more protected. - Thank God! 140 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,760 To be honest, I do not think of a more pleasant apartment. 141 00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:41,880 It is lovely and comfortable. 142 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,400 It is with great pleasure that I will be your tenant. 143 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:51,060 I'm happy and it's an honor to have a tenant like you. 144 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,040 We will not disturb you any longer. Guys! 145 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,160 What? 146 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,300 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, I'll take you home. 147 00:14:04,839 --> 00:14:09,300 - Goodbye. - See you soon. - Goodbye. - See you soon. 148 00:14:31,359 --> 00:14:35,040 - Yes? The advised Bonci Marinotti. - It's me, Luisa. 149 00:14:35,239 --> 00:14:38,080 Ah! One moment! 150 00:14:39,659 --> 00:14:42,440 Take this. The rest I will sign later. Go. 151 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,400 - So what? - It looks like it does not make me happy to hear me. 152 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:53,020 No! I'm still a little upset when you called me this morning! 153 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:58,260 You called me in the middle... a consultation with my mother. 154 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,440 - Excuse me, I did not know. - It does not matter, do not worry. 155 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:07,400 - How are you, far away in Milan? - I'm in Lucca! 156 00:15:07,401 --> 00:15:08,601 Oh my God! 157 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:13,400 In Lucca? What are you doing here? Are you in transit? 158 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,320 No, I'm not passing by, my love. I came to live here. 159 00:15:17,359 --> 00:15:21,220 - And how will you do it? - As I have always done. 160 00:15:21,359 --> 00:15:25,280 Yes, of course, at first it will be a bit difficult,... 161 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,692 ... I will make myself known and excercre my job as in Milan... 162 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:35,400 - You will not have to talk to me. - That's not what I meant, not at all. 163 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:40,240 - Which hotel are you at? - The hotel? I have my own love nest. 164 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,880 It has a large terrace and a beautiful bed. 165 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:47,400 Your own nest, with a bed. I really do not know what to say. 166 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:51,280 - And even if I knew it, I would not say anything. - Honey, what's happening to you? 167 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:56,200 - You seem terrified. - No no! Not terrified. I am agitated. 168 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,360 Just because I love you. 169 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:03,200 - I'm all excited because I love you. - Where are we? 170 00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:06,060 - I do not know! - On the little square of the church? 171 00:16:06,359 --> 00:16:10,840 Okay, I take a taxi. Well spur I will recognize your car. Chao. 172 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:14,120 Chao. What ardent nature! 173 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,680 Just arrived and the whole country is on fire! 174 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,360 I work from morning to evening... 175 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,140 -... while your thugs are not crazy about the day - be careful! 176 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,760 - You're going to rap your finger to finish! - Hi, so we eat? 177 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,540 Hello! Welcome, Highness. 178 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,360 - We prepared the meal for you. - That is true? 179 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:38,020 - I hate waiting at mealtime! This is the last time! - Sorry, daddy! 180 00:16:38,359 --> 00:16:41,360 - Where were you? - I accompanied the tenant, the teacher. 181 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,400 - Oh yes? - Take your egg before your plate of pasta. 182 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:48,320 - Thanks Mom! - Eat your egg. I have two words to say to him! 183 00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:49,840 - Sit down. - Yes. 184 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:54,120 - Tell me your story. - The new tenant is a real jewel! 185 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,440 - Who is the happy owner? - All, dad, all! 186 00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,340 - Shit, are you going to let me drink? - Exactly! 187 00:17:00,341 --> 00:17:01,641 What exactly? 188 00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:10,660 - Hello. - Yes? 189 00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,861 - I speak with my son andouille? - Yes. 190 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:15,600 What is this thing? Do you take me for an idiot? 191 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,940 - The new tenant is a call girl. - What are you saying? 192 00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:20,441 It's a whore! 193 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,080 - Depraved! - For once I have good news! 194 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:29,280 - What's good news? - There is an increase of 20,000 for concierges. 195 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,400 - But at the end of 1985, only. - Ha! You talk about a case. 196 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,440 You have not yet eat your mother's egg? 197 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,840 - Mingle it! - Manges, and you'll be as handsome as your dad. 198 00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:41,300 Shut up, you'll give him the complex. 199 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,180 Eat your egg to become a big boy. 200 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,200 But it disgusts me! It comes out of the ass! 201 00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:49,201 Do not say big words! 202 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,480 - It's okay, shit! - We do not answer like that to his mother! 203 00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:55,000 - Stop mistreating her. - That'll teach you! 204 00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:57,501 Show respect to your father! 205 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,360 More pasta with eggs. 206 00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:20,740 - Hold. - Thank you. 207 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,380 But where is he? 208 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,260 Luisa, I'm here! 209 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:47,080 - Hello my treasure! - Come on, come quickly! 210 00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:49,440 What do you hide in the car? 211 00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:52,141 Monte, in silence. Quick, do not be seen. 212 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,140 - Do you do counterintelligence? - Yes. 213 00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:55,580 - Make fun of me! - My love! 214 00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:57,381 I play my election at the town hall. 215 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,520 - Let's make love, darling! - No, not that. 216 00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:04,021 - Make love. - We can not be seen by colleagues! 217 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,360 I based my entire campaign on the defense of morality. 218 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,320 - Then present me to your mother. - What, are you kidding? 219 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,200 The slightest emotion could be fatal to him. 220 00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:18,040 - As soon as she gets better, we'll see. - What disillusionment. 221 00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:21,500 You were so warm in Milan. I think I made a mistake while coming here. 222 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,400 Yes, it was a big mistake. 223 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,600 Silence! Someone comes! 224 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,260 A truck from the pound! They are vigilant! 225 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,100 Bend down! 226 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:46,340 It is the car of our advised. Bravo, huh? 227 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:52,240 Remove it. All the same, beautiful speeches and then... 228 00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:05,000 And to say that it was I who wanted to make this place a pedestrian zone. 229 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,680 Let me do. 230 00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:24,080 We will do like paratroopers. You open the door and you jump. 231 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:27,360 Do not be afraid, I'm here. I'll meet you at your house tonight. Are you ready? 232 00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:29,320 - Yes. - Go ahead... Go! 233 00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:38,060 - My God, what is that? - Excuse me. 234 00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:40,959 It's a pleasure and if you want to start again, it's not a refusal. 235 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,040 Now to you, Marinotti Ferdinando. 236 00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:48,240 Serve the buttocks and jump! 237 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,800 Oh... the pain! 238 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,616 - Councilor Marinotti, what are you doing here? - Counterintelligence! 239 00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,000 - Will it work? - You laugh? 240 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:30,140 This hole will correspond exactly to the right eye of the tiger, I made my calculations. 241 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,280 - Shit! - That's calculating? 242 00:21:34,281 --> 00:21:35,881 I must have made a mistake! 243 00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:38,820 Quickly, plug this hole! Otherwise the whole house will be flooded! 244 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:43,760 - Stop it! - Do not worry, I'll fix it. 245 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:45,261 Here! 246 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,400 You speak of a shower! 247 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:55,240 - Now what are we doing? - We can try the left eye. 248 00:21:55,979 --> 00:22:00,240 - By avoiding the gas pipes, clever! - Let's hope so! 249 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:13,220 Hello! The new tenant has arrived? 250 00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:16,400 - Unfortunately it's me who did visit the place. - How is she? 251 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,400 What do you want it to be... It's a tenant. 252 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,500 As soon as I have a moment, I will visit him. 253 00:22:22,639 --> 00:22:25,540 - I have to run to the clinic, an emergency. - Chao! 254 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,300 - Hello doctor. - Are you okay, Amadeo? 255 00:22:33,739 --> 00:22:35,920 - Are you going to the clinic? - To work. 256 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,221 What are you doing today? 257 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,140 - 3 stomach ulcers and 2 ciroses. - Enjoy your meal. 258 00:22:41,079 --> 00:22:44,360 Doctor, you work too much. A little vacation would do you good. 259 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,420 Go to the sea, for example. Let me do it. You're welcome. 260 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,100 You should tan. 261 00:22:50,239 --> 00:22:54,140 I saw that you found a way to distract yourself... When there is gene, there is no pleasure. 262 00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:58,920 - Amedeo, you drank? - We are between man, you can tell me everything. 263 00:22:59,219 --> 00:23:01,909 Modesty aside, I am the concierge. 264 00:23:02,079 --> 00:23:06,017 I quickly realized it. The neighborhood is full! Full! 265 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:07,640 Full, my dear doctor. 266 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:11,000 The neighborhood is full of prostitutes! And yes, really! 267 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,300 One night, I counted 8! 268 00:23:13,979 --> 00:23:17,718 It is a particular district, it is the only district of Lucca full of prostitutes. 269 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:21,478 In front of the house next door, I counted 12. 12, do you believe it? 270 00:23:21,678 --> 00:23:23,840 It seems odd, strange but it is so. 271 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,880 I can tell you... Professor, do you want me to scratch you? 272 00:23:27,919 --> 00:23:30,100 I hope this is not an epidemic! 273 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,440 - I hope so, they are prostitutes! - So, where do they live? 274 00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:37,020 - At home, professor. - At home? 275 00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:39,760 You do not know that the new tenant is a mad mother? 276 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,500 Stopped! 277 00:23:42,939 --> 00:23:46,120 - First we get scratched, then we get angry? - How dare you? 278 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,200 - Okay! - Who told you? 279 00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:51,201 people. The way of the people. 280 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:57,460 You better keep quiet, if you want to stay! No gossip, it's clear! 281 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,940 "You are not angry, I will be mute like a raffle. - You mean a grave! 282 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,280 - Tombe is tombola in English. - Put a stone on this tombola! 283 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,140 Okay, goodbye. 284 00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:10,380 Stop screaming or I'll shoot you! 285 00:24:10,381 --> 00:24:14,240 - The door! - I said I knocked you out! 286 00:24:14,241 --> 00:24:16,740 - The door! - The door today! 287 00:24:16,741 --> 00:24:19,141 I have my hand in the door! 288 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,920 - What is she doing? - Say it! 289 00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:30,021 Wait. That's it, she's in the shower. 290 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:33,640 - She takes a shower with her clothes? - No, she's undressed. 291 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:39,960 She is naked! She naked! Totally naked! 292 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:45,120 - She naked! - What are you taking, let me see. 293 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:52,180 - What do you see? - What a beautiful pair! 294 00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:56,860 What beautiful breasts! His thighs! His thighs! 295 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:03,260 - Wait a minute... soon! - Leave a little for me! 296 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,520 - It's my turn! Clear! - Wait, you'll have your turn! 297 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,160 - Come on, help me... 298 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,040 Look at this pair! 299 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,820 Looks like giant lollipops. 300 00:25:37,239 --> 00:25:40,280 - Disengage. I will use my left eye! - Okay, but you stay on the ground. 301 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,320 Very good look! 302 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:47,480 I would like to soap it! Why am I not a sponge? 303 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:02,500 - Go, mouth it! - Mr. Fix-it! 304 00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:06,001 - Quick! - Here we are, I found it. 305 00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,860 This is the psychologically favorable moment. I go on the attack. 306 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:23,000 - What are you going to do? - Do it to me, like! 307 00:26:23,439 --> 00:26:24,800 He is completely crazy! 308 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,280 She's just gorgeous! 309 00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:33,320 I arrive! 310 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,000 - I'm not bothering you? - No, but what do you want? 311 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:51,840 Nothing... In fact... As I passed... 312 00:26:53,139 --> 00:26:56,080 I thought... It's not easy to say! 313 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,840 I do not bother you, I see you are very busy. 314 00:27:01,939 --> 00:27:03,820 No, say, what is it? 315 00:27:09,459 --> 00:27:12,720 - What? - Delinquent! Dumbass! How do you allow yourself? 316 00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:15,260 Outside, dirty pork! 317 00:27:17,879 --> 00:27:19,160 Who is it? 318 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:22,320 - Who is it? - It's me, your big cat! 319 00:27:22,759 --> 00:27:24,740 Who is this wild beast? 320 00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:31,060 I offended you? 321 00:27:35,659 --> 00:27:38,860 I succeeded! I managed to come without being seen. 322 00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:42,300 - Not even the porter. - You exaggerate! We are free. 323 00:27:42,339 --> 00:27:45,220 You no doubt, me no, alas. 324 00:27:45,459 --> 00:27:50,400 Try to understand? If you ask who I am, I'm your brother. 325 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,300 - I do not understand. It's ridiculous. - I know, but still have a little patience. 326 00:27:55,859 --> 00:28:00,080 Everything will work out, you'll see. Ah! The treasure of the Incas! 327 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,420 But you did not even kiss me. 328 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,300 I do not know why but I have a funny feeling. 329 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,040 As if we were being watched. 330 00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:16,360 My adored, my brioche, all buttered! 331 00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:18,020 Give me a kiss. 332 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:23,900 What are you waiting for to hug me? You wanted to see me, huh? 333 00:28:24,059 --> 00:28:28,360 Did you want to? Me more... Always more! 334 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,460 Let me see! Gold! It's gold! 335 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:38,260 This tiger embarrasses me. 336 00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:41,860 He has the eyes of the investigating judge. 337 00:28:41,861 --> 00:28:45,061 Impossible, Ferdinando, Leave that tiger where he is! 338 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,600 - And think of me a little! - Yes my love. 339 00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:53,620 - Yes, come on the bed. - Yes. - What are they doing? 340 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:56,240 She takes off her bathrobe and she goes to bed! 341 00:28:56,579 --> 00:28:58,660 - Come on the bed! - Yes I'm coming. 342 00:28:59,199 --> 00:29:03,460 - Remove everything, I'll kill you with pleasure! - Oh yes! 343 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,620 Help me to take off my pants. Quick... my pants! 344 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:11,020 Help me. To open the treasure! 345 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,260 Atention! You tear off the button. 346 00:29:13,699 --> 00:29:16,760 - Yes! Its good! - Ahhhh...! 347 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:22,460 - Who is it? - What can it do, serve me hard! 348 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,680 - Who is it - It's Mrs. Busatti. 349 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:33,040 I brought you food, you are not yet organized. 350 00:29:34,179 --> 00:29:35,740 The owner! 351 00:29:37,699 --> 00:29:39,640 - I have to go off. - Yes, short! 352 00:29:40,341 --> 00:29:42,741 - My shoes! - Here, quickly! 353 00:29:46,499 --> 00:29:51,100 - Your pants are on the ground. I arrive! - You come? I did not even have a handjob! 354 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,420 I put on a bathrobe and I am yours. 355 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,060 - I'm going to the closet. - No no! not the closet. 356 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:06,080 - On the terrace. - I'm going on the terrace. 357 00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,220 - Quick. - On the terrace. 358 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,420 Your shoes, look! 359 00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:20,900 I'm coming, ma'am. 360 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,820 I hope I not disturbing you? 361 00:30:26,821 --> 00:30:30,221 Whatever you imagine, nothing happens at home. 362 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:37,080 My mair phoned me from the clinic. He will return later than expected. 363 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,300 Another very urgent case. 364 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,960 It's still these cats in heat. Cats are real pig,... 365 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,100 ... They spend the day lying on the couch and at night they will flirt on the terrace. 366 00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:54,920 - Let's go see what they do. - No, Mrs. Busatti, not on the terrace. 367 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,040 Cats are my friends, they will keep me company. 368 00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:01,780 - Okay, I'll come later to get the tray. - Thank you. 369 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:07,200 - Eat... Do not throw anything away. - Do not worry. Good evening, Mrs. Busatti. 370 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,000 Finally. 371 00:31:14,199 --> 00:31:16,920 - Madonna! - No! 372 00:31:19,699 --> 00:31:22,880 - Who is it? - It's me, Dr. Busatti. 373 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,860 - I enter, it is better to avoid being seen. - Listen, I... 374 00:31:29,199 --> 00:31:32,640 - I went to bed. - All alone? 375 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,400 - With whom? I am alone. - Oh my God! 376 00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:41,040 Do not be sad. 377 00:31:42,179 --> 00:31:44,560 Who could come tonight? 378 00:31:45,199 --> 00:31:47,940 Just me. 379 00:31:48,979 --> 00:31:52,660 - He does not care, huh, dad? - I brought you a gift. 380 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,400 - You like? - You are charming. 381 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:58,000 I had to run to the clinic, I would have liked to welcome you otherwise. 382 00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:00,500 But no, please. 383 00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:04,880 It is already midnight, I must return, otherwise how I will explain to my wife. 384 00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:07,352 - Thank you. - A girl like you, 385 00:32:07,352 --> 00:32:09,844 with everything you know how to do... 386 00:32:18,459 --> 00:32:20,860 - Who is it? - Mrs. Busatti. 387 00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:27,080 Where can I hide? It's my wife. Closet... 388 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,560 No, not the closet. 389 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:32,800 - No, not in there. - Where am I going? 390 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,300 Under the bed. 391 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:45,460 - Under the bed! - No... get out of here! 392 00:32:51,199 --> 00:32:55,000 - The terrace! - No. 393 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,720 My God, what not to do! 394 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,500 You have some fire? 395 00:33:43,079 --> 00:33:46,080 Goodbye, it makes me happy to have you as a neighbor. 396 00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:50,580 - I am delighted about it. - What a pleasure... a great pleasure. See you soon. 397 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:02,120 The maniac! 398 00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:07,700 Poor boy! 399 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,640 Look at this idiot, look. 400 00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,840 Calm down! 401 00:34:36,999 --> 00:34:38,480 Where am I? 402 00:34:39,019 --> 00:34:40,880 Bastard! 403 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,481 Big disgusting! 404 00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:50,060 - I wanted to tell you... - Outside! 405 00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:52,900 Good night. 406 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:06,060 - Stop here. - Watch out, guys! They bring a piano. 407 00:35:10,639 --> 00:35:12,760 - Concierge? - At your service. 408 00:35:12,799 --> 00:35:15,660 - Excuse me, Mrs. De Dominicis? - Ah, the piano? 409 00:35:15,799 --> 00:35:17,300 In the 8th. Who goes piano sano. 410 00:35:17,899 --> 00:35:22,080 In the 8th, they all live in the 8th. not one for the first floor. 411 00:35:22,219 --> 00:35:24,760 - Come on, let's go. - It's his piano. 412 00:35:24,799 --> 00:35:27,200 - Hey, playboy. Come here. - Yes Dad? 413 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,960 It's not logical this story, If it does the kind of exercise you say... 414 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:36,800 ... she should not teach the piano but rather the flute with bells. 415 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,180 She does that to hide her real activity. 416 00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:42,840 Damn it, I did not think about that. Sometimes you are smart. 417 00:35:43,179 --> 00:35:45,800 - I inherited it from mom. - Whom, fool? 418 00:35:45,799 --> 00:35:47,260 I inherited it from mom. 419 00:35:49,099 --> 00:35:51,200 I guess I inherited it from dad? 420 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,840 Roberto, come to your table, your father is waiting. Go. 421 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,840 I am coming right now. 422 00:35:59,319 --> 00:36:00,920 That leaves you, friends. 423 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:06,680 For all the operations of the day, I demand... 424 00:36:07,219 --> 00:36:13,840 ... I repeat, I demand maximum punctuality, Little C...! 425 00:36:14,179 --> 00:36:17,840 Punctuality is synonymous with discipline. 426 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:21,400 - And discipline is the secret of punctuality. - Bravo. 427 00:36:21,799 --> 00:36:27,800 I see you know it, so you have to show it in your actions, you moron! 428 00:36:28,759 --> 00:36:33,900 You have to come for dinner on time, especially when we have a guest. 429 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,360 He's not a guest, he's always here. 430 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:41,800 That's right, however he enjoys my esteem and my unconditional confidence,... 431 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,740 -... so you owe him the respect. do it! - All my repsects. 432 00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:51,820 Bravo, it's better. So at the table! 433 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,600 Execution! 434 00:36:57,901 --> 00:36:59,101 Forward... 435 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:02,960 ... walking, one, two... 436 00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:07,380 - There it is, thanks. - Goodbye, ma'am. 437 00:37:07,419 --> 00:37:09,480 - Thank you. - Goodbye ma'am. 438 00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,480 - Ah, it's you. - Am I bothering you? 439 00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:32,120 No, you can enter if you want. 440 00:37:32,599 --> 00:37:34,960 - Thank you. - Do you like music? 441 00:37:35,499 --> 00:37:37,560 Yes a lot. 442 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:43,200 in fact, I came to bother you, to talk to you. 443 00:37:43,201 --> 00:37:44,601 Tell me, I'm listening. 444 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,960 - That's... You... - So... ? 445 00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:57,880 So nothing. I forgot It's stupid. 446 00:37:59,019 --> 00:38:02,840 do not diets that. It happens to me too, especially for the important things. 447 00:38:03,079 --> 00:38:07,960 - Yes, me too, For that I forgot. - It will be for next time. 448 00:38:08,799 --> 00:38:11,020 - Excuse me, the phone. - Yes. 449 00:38:14,799 --> 00:38:15,760 Hello? 450 00:38:15,799 --> 00:38:18,760 Hello my love, I will not be able to come today. I have an appointment with the prefect... 451 00:38:18,799 --> 00:38:21,800 ... at the Institute of Sisters of Bernardone for electoral propaganda. 452 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:27,260 - Its very important. - I see. You can not free yourself as always. 453 00:38:27,999 --> 00:38:30,960 What should I do? rEster at home, wait until you phone,... 454 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:34,340 ... to tell me that you can not come? 455 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,440 That's it, goodbye! Dumbass! 456 00:38:40,079 --> 00:38:42,400 What are you doing? Are you leaving, Marcello? 457 00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:46,401 You were on the phone, I left you alone. 458 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,920 - No. What if we went for a ride? - Of course. 459 00:38:53,819 --> 00:38:57,760 "For a healthy family, in a healthy society." What do you think? 460 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,460 That's good, but I do not like your picture. You do not look well. 461 00:39:01,699 --> 00:39:05,560 What do you mean? You're right, we'll put another picture. 462 00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:09,580 - Counselor, Colonel Marullo wishes to speak to you. - Oh, the beard! 463 00:39:10,879 --> 00:39:14,500 - Dear counselor. - Dear Colonel. 464 00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:18,800 - Excuse me, I have it for 2 minutes. - Good. 465 00:39:18,799 --> 00:39:21,800 We need to agree about student visits... 466 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,720 ... at the barracks for the feast of the republic. 467 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,660 Ah, I agree. 468 00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:31,960 Because I too consider it absolutely indispensable... 469 00:39:32,399 --> 00:39:35,880 ... the recovery of baffled values,... 470 00:39:35,919 --> 00:39:38,960 ... in a moment of serious obcurantism like this,... 471 00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:44,800 ... that youth is finally encouraged to appreciate the high quality of moral values... 472 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:50,367 ... and the living and ardent forces of rebirth are contained in the words Fatherland and Discipline. 473 00:39:50,699 --> 00:39:53,840 It's amazing, damn! 474 00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:57,000 Not at all, there is nothing extraordinary. 475 00:39:57,099 --> 00:40:02,020 I try to be clear and I try to express myself with the greatest simplicity. 476 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:09,580 All your efforts will be well rewarded. You will be the new Mayor... Everyone says it! 477 00:40:11,919 --> 00:40:16,880 You must defeat the elections, shit! 478 00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:21,960 The Madonna, the Madonna is my witness, I do not require anything. 479 00:40:22,759 --> 00:40:25,300 ... I have times in the will of the people. 480 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:30,800 That said I would need the advice of a smart person, look at this. 481 00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:34,360 What do you think of this poster, Colonel? 482 00:40:37,839 --> 00:40:39,000 Come. 483 00:40:39,799 --> 00:40:44,760 Imagine the whole covered place of these posters? 484 00:40:44,799 --> 00:40:47,880 - Can you imagine the effect it will have? - Say, she is superb! 485 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,000 It's just a poster, so do not overdo it. 486 00:40:50,759 --> 00:40:53,162 You're kidding, she's fantastic you did not look at her well. 487 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,000 Without exaggerating, I have not seen anything like it. 488 00:40:56,799 --> 00:40:59,920 She's one of my neighbors. A news. 489 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,840 Yes, I recognize it. 490 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,880 She rented an apartment in my building. 491 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,960 -I will come to visit you, Colonel. - A fucking good rookie. 492 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:13,960 She is from Milan! I always said, Milanese are very good people,... 493 00:41:13,999 --> 00:41:15,960 ... workers, full of ideas. 494 00:41:15,999 --> 00:41:19,800 This beauty is perhaps the prototype of a new production,... 495 00:41:19,839 --> 00:41:22,120 ... you imagine, thousands like this one. 496 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,280 Quellz class, have you seen those legs? 497 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,960 A law should be created that prevents young girls from sitting on a motorcycle in a skirt. 498 00:41:33,361 --> 00:41:37,760 Keep this speech for elections, it would be better to have a law that requires them. 499 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,560 Happy the one who feels it. 500 00:41:39,561 --> 00:41:41,674 Whoever feels it is the young Don Juan who brings him motorcycle. 501 00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:47,368 What is he feeling? This bitch. Is it his little brother or his cousin? 502 00:41:47,522 --> 00:41:50,329 Little cousins should not be too sure, they have these arguments 503 00:41:50,329 --> 00:41:54,960 No fears. This young man is the son of a reformed man. 504 00:41:55,499 --> 00:42:00,100 Dr. Busatti. You can believe me, it's a friend of mine. 505 00:42:00,139 --> 00:42:02,740 But, that does not interest me. 506 00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:06,500 - Who is it? - Who? 507 00:42:06,801 --> 00:42:08,801 This idiot with his bike with whom you paraded. 508 00:42:09,899 --> 00:42:11,840 It's the owner's son. 509 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,540 - He showed me around the city. You are jealous? - Jealous? From him? 510 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:20,380 A moron? A man like me, soon mayor? 511 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:25,220 Yes, I am jealous, and I find it indecent that you mop with a young boy at the first opportunity. 512 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:30,460 And I wanted to see you know that I'm alive and that it's not just elections in life. 513 00:42:30,499 --> 00:42:34,500 Elections are important, my little mouse, and that's why I can not be with you. 514 00:42:34,999 --> 00:42:39,340 To me that you take me dinner tonight, I want to go out with you. 515 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:43,420 Tonight? But with this piano, Like the beautiful days in Milan,... 516 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,700 ... when you played the rhapsody. Play for me. 517 00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:48,600 I do not want to play. The piano is not going to run away, you know? 518 00:42:48,939 --> 00:42:54,420 No, it would not be here if you leave. Before you leave, play this rhapsody. 519 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:56,460 Play this rhapsody that drives me crazy. 520 00:42:58,499 --> 00:43:01,600 This rhapsody... plays this rhapsody. 521 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:07,700 - Play it... Play this rhapsody. - No. 522 00:43:08,039 --> 00:43:10,660 I want to hear my love. I want to hear it. 523 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,600 Let me take off your bathrobe, sweetheart... Gently... Like that... That's it. 524 00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:26,000 Let me take it from you, slip from your alabaster shoulders... 525 00:43:26,301 --> 00:43:29,420 Play it for me, my love. 526 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:31,040 Play for me. 527 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,700 Play, play... 528 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,880 I love that... 529 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,420 Let me let you breathe. 530 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,460 It rises quickly, sounds, sounds... 531 00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:50,900 Hi Hi. 532 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,000 Yes... Play, play... Pednant that I admire. 533 00:44:00,799 --> 00:44:02,540 As you play well. 534 00:44:02,549 --> 00:44:06,420 You play so well. What music! What music!! 535 00:44:09,499 --> 00:44:11,020 Hello! 536 00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:18,740 Wonderful! The mama did you well. 537 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:23,900 Say 33, doctor... Keep playing. 538 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,880 To attack! 539 00:44:42,499 --> 00:44:45,700 That's enough, shit! Species of shameless. 540 00:44:46,099 --> 00:44:50,460 Soldier, we must do this little bitch, I'll ring the bells. 541 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,419 - What's the matter? - Do not you hear? I'm going to ring the bells. 542 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:00,660 So go... 543 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:04,460 I'm boiling! Come on. Come on... 544 00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:12,000 Well, I'm all boiling... Everything. 545 00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:26,300 "We're friends, find me someone who wants to learn piano." 546 00:45:26,939 --> 00:45:27,980 Idiot! 547 00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:33,980 Who is it? But is it a meeting place here? 548 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:35,700 So there it is. 549 00:45:36,699 --> 00:45:38,260 Wait, I'll see. 550 00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:44,180 - Holy Madonna, it's him! - Who is he? 551 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,560 Open the door! 552 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:51,640 - I am Colonel Marullo. - He came for counterintelligence? 553 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,860 - What is he saying? - Open the door, shit, or I push the door. 554 00:45:55,999 --> 00:45:58,220 I am coming right now. He lives here. 555 00:45:59,599 --> 00:46:04,840 - Quick, in the wardrobe. - How is it possible! It's like in movies. 556 00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,340 - What's the matter? - Let him go, I must be back before 1am. 557 00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:09,260 - Quick. - Closed. 558 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:11,460 Instantly, shit. 559 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:15,120 - Good evening! - Good evening! 560 00:46:15,499 --> 00:46:20,260 I want to inform you that under the law on public health,... 561 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:22,260 ... It is forbidden to... 562 00:46:26,499 --> 00:46:30,120 - What do you mean? - Me? Nothing. 563 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:33,700 I was saying... You were playing the piano? 564 00:46:34,099 --> 00:46:36,280 Unfortunately yes. I know it's late... 565 00:46:36,281 --> 00:46:40,300 On the contrary, you play divinely,... 566 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,400 ... and I love hearing Rossini's music. 567 00:46:44,339 --> 00:46:48,300 - In fact, it was Beethoven. - Beethoven? A stranger? 568 00:46:49,279 --> 00:46:52,840 I meant it was very beautiful. 569 00:46:53,479 --> 00:46:58,440 Not to compliment you, but what a touch. 570 00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:03,300 - Ah... a nice touch... bidibidibi. - Thank you. 571 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:06,860 You are a smart girl, an artist,... 572 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:13,060 ... instead my daughter Grace... engaged with a major. 573 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:16,000 He's a good guy, with a good career, but he loses time procrastinating... 574 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:18,800 ... and she does nothing to encourage her. 575 00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:21,640 if at least she could play the piano... 576 00:47:21,979 --> 00:47:25,080 - If only that, can give lessons. - Really? 577 00:47:25,089 --> 00:47:29,160 - Of course! - Would you do that? That's wonderful! 578 00:47:29,299 --> 00:47:31,760 - See you tomorrow. - Thank you. 579 00:47:35,499 --> 00:47:39,820 Oh my God! 580 00:47:40,249 --> 00:47:43,900 She screams with pain! Would she like me? 581 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,540 Do not cry like that! 582 00:47:47,919 --> 00:47:51,500 Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! It's almost an hour. My f... 583 00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:55,060 My mom... My mom is going to be worried. 584 00:47:55,399 --> 00:47:59,020 Why do not you think about her and your elections? 585 00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:02,600 -... And I'm nothing for you? - Shut up, my little mouse. 586 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,520 This is not true. A little patience and you'll see. 587 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,840 The fact is that... Shut up! 588 00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:13,680 It's dangerous, we have to be careful. If I can, I'll call you tomorrow. 589 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,760 - I call you. - Do not call me anymore, Batard! 590 00:48:19,819 --> 00:48:24,580 My God................. 591 00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:27,440 Well done! 592 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:36,820 - Who will open? - Who's the job? I must be there for that! 593 00:48:47,019 --> 00:48:49,100 - Hello Madam. - Hello Miss Luisa. 594 00:48:49,101 --> 00:48:52,101 - Marcello is out? - No, he gets dressed, why? 595 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,540 He promised to show me the city. 596 00:48:56,039 --> 00:48:57,520 Marcello! 597 00:48:58,359 --> 00:49:01,080 - Marcello! - Yes mom. 598 00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:04,200 Miss Luisa is here. She says you have to go out together. 599 00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:06,720 Yes, tell him I'm coming. 600 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,860 - Do you like Lucca? - Yes, it's splendid. 601 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:20,420 Stop talking to me, we are friends. 602 00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:22,620 As you like, whatever you want. 603 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:30,400 We arrived. I stop here as requested. 604 00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:34,520 - Why this tone? You're in a bad mood? - Yes. 605 00:49:35,319 --> 00:49:39,300 - No I do not know. - You're a funny boy! 606 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,800 Sometimes you are angry with me, and sometimes... 607 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,240 And sometimes, on the contrary? 608 00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:50,880 - I think you're in love with me. - Listen? It's a big word! 609 00:49:50,919 --> 00:49:55,300 I'm not good for you, you have too many distractions... 610 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,520 ... No feelings, you just have to laugh. 611 00:49:59,219 --> 00:50:01,260 It's your imagination, or... 612 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,400 -... you are still too young. - And you're a whore. 613 00:50:30,699 --> 00:50:32,300 - Hello? - Hello, it's me. 614 00:50:32,301 --> 00:50:34,401 You, finally. When do you arrive? 615 00:50:34,899 --> 00:50:38,820 - Unfortunately I have a meeting, I can not. - All of a sudden? 616 00:50:39,659 --> 00:50:42,840 Try to understand, they warned me at the last moment, just now. 617 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,080 The prefect will be there, I can not give up. 618 00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:49,180 It makes me sick not to go out with you. 619 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,020 If I'm free, will I visit you later? 620 00:50:56,059 --> 00:50:58,500 Honey, are you ready? We must go. 621 00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:03,940 Leave it alone. Do not bother. Apparently you do not miss company. 622 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,860 He thinks what this moron, call me Penelope? 623 00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:17,900 Go to hell! 624 00:51:39,359 --> 00:51:40,620 Miss! 625 00:51:41,659 --> 00:51:44,740 - What a good surprise! - Good evening, doctor. 626 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:48,000 Where are you going alone at this time of night? 627 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,020 I thought of eating outside, but I do not know the city at night. 628 00:51:51,159 --> 00:51:55,240 We are poor provincials. But there is a good restaurant. 629 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,980 - If I could invite you... - You can, you can! 630 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,440 - Please, come on. - Thank you. 631 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,940 - Sit down. - Thank you. 632 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:18,200 Liar, hypocrite! She does not even respect my father,... 633 00:52:18,839 --> 00:52:22,600 ... but I know where he takes her. First dinner late and then the rest. 634 00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,880 This time I'll get you. 635 00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:27,720 Please, sir, a Branca Fernet for me, 636 00:52:28,259 --> 00:52:30,400 and a Branca Fernet for the lady. 637 00:52:30,739 --> 00:52:36,820 - Does it really help to digest? - In any case, it does not hurt. 638 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,260 - Do you like the place? - It looks nice. - I am delighted. 639 00:52:50,361 --> 00:52:53,060 Excuse me but I have to call the hospital. 640 00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:56,640 If you talk to your wife, can you tell her to join us? 641 00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:02,040 Well good... It was a good thing! 642 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,900 - What would you like, Miss? - A tonic, please. 643 00:53:07,901 --> 00:53:09,101 Right away, ma'am. 644 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,880 - Yes? - Hello, Teresa, it's me. - Hello. 645 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,700 - I'll have all night. - You must be in a chic place... 646 00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:29,700 - I hear the sound of cutlery. - Do not laugh, they prepare my instruments. 647 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:34,400 - Really? it's a difficult, hopeless operation. 648 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:37,880 Why do not you give him some eggnog with Marsala 649 00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:41,540 I do not understand what you are saying. I'm saying goodnight to you. 650 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:48,920 Professor Busatti, What a pleasure - my savior! 651 00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:54,700 You here at the restaurant! I would like to introduce my wife Margherita. 652 00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,520 - You have to dine with us. - I have to go. - Come, come on. 653 00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:01,640 - I can not, a dying patient. - Calm down. 654 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:04,520 - I have to go. - Come 655 00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:06,640 Calm down. 656 00:54:16,259 --> 00:54:17,920 It is raining? 657 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,200 Miss, a message for you. 658 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:38,040 I am sorry to leave you so, but my duty calls me. 659 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,680 I have to run to the bedside of a dying person, your devoted Busatti. 660 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:44,400 I come here often. It's very good. 661 00:54:44,401 --> 00:54:45,601 - Mr. Counselor. - Good evening. 662 00:54:45,602 --> 00:54:47,900 - Good evening, counselor. - Good evening. 663 00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:03,440 I beg you, sit down, you are very beautiful tonight and very simple. 664 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,840 Thank you, you are very gallant. 665 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,840 - That son of a bitch. - Excuse me, did you say something? 666 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:16,840 This customer who just sat down, is it the Marinotti Councilor? 667 00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:24,700 - Yes, one of our loyal customers. - And the next one is his mother? 668 00:55:24,939 --> 00:55:26,800 No, it's his wife. 669 00:55:28,879 --> 00:55:34,980 - His wife... Is he married? - He is married and cared for. 670 00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:39,580 She finances all her election campaign. Excuse me madam. 671 00:55:52,939 --> 00:55:57,300 - Hello! - Hello, Marcello, I'm happy to see you. 672 00:55:58,140 --> 00:55:59,660 Really? You're not angry? 673 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:03,178 What are you saying? It happens to be in a bad mood,... 674 00:56:03,178 --> 00:56:07,200 ... and say unpleasant things. Why do not we dine together? 675 00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:11,180 I was furious because you do not take it seriously. 676 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:15,940 - Me? Of course I take you seriously. - Okay... And why did you leave with my dad? 677 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:20,140 I saw him when I went out I asked him the name of a restaurant... 678 00:56:20,179 --> 00:56:23,640 ... and he brought me here. He went to the hospital to treat these patients. 679 00:56:23,649 --> 00:56:27,080 - I'm really an idiot. - Monsieur joins you for dinner? 680 00:56:27,179 --> 00:56:31,295 - Yes, I would like this table next to the window. - It's my pleasure Madam. 681 00:56:32,299 --> 00:56:33,520 Thank you, let's go. 682 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:37,040 A millon here, a million there and we arrived at 18! 683 00:56:37,179 --> 00:56:41,440 - Your political career is expensive for me. - My little wolf,... 684 00:56:41,279 --> 00:56:43,600 ... You are unjust, be patient, I do all this for you! 685 00:56:43,739 --> 00:56:46,100 It will be a fun evening .. 686 00:56:49,659 --> 00:56:54,160 - That'll teach you. - I recommend Tortellini with cream? 687 00:56:54,399 --> 00:56:56,540 - Yes, tortellini is very good for you too? - Yes. 688 00:56:56,979 --> 00:56:59,400 - And champagne! - It's disgusting! 689 00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:04,220 - It's not disgusting. It is a good wine. - No, it's cork juice. 690 00:57:04,459 --> 00:57:08,160 - Please, ma'am. - Listen to him. He has the brains of a zucchini. 691 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,100 Is there anything that would please you? 692 00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:15,800 - White of white, Principe di Piemonte, very fresh. - It will be good, thank you. 693 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,500 Oh God! Eve the whore! 694 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:30,000 - Excuse me, it escaped me. - Well, not me, it was spontaneous. 695 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:34,040 "Come on, we're going away. - Are we leaving so early? 696 00:57:34,179 --> 00:57:37,760 - Everything is going wrong tonight. - Health. - Health. 697 00:57:38,599 --> 00:57:40,700 - We're going back home? - Yes, at home. 698 00:57:50,959 --> 00:57:52,100 What happened? 699 00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:54,201 Nothing, you just drank too much. How do you feel? 700 00:57:54,299 --> 00:57:58,100 - Well... I just have to throw up. - Ah, great. 701 00:57:59,399 --> 00:58:02,400 - Where am I? - Home. 702 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,020 - Where am I? - Home. 703 00:58:06,521 --> 00:58:08,821 Finally, I wanted that so much. 704 00:58:09,459 --> 00:58:12,840 - Do you love me? - Of course I love you. 705 00:58:12,841 --> 00:58:16,300 - So who is this big pig coming here? - What are you saying? 706 00:58:16,699 --> 00:58:18,740 I saw it, you know? 707 00:58:19,639 --> 00:58:21,500 You talk like that because you're drunk. 708 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:26,340 No, it's because I suffer too much for my age. 709 00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:34,840 I'm going to make coffee. 710 00:58:39,779 --> 00:58:44,920 Little mouse! I'm finally alone, we can talk. 711 00:58:45,459 --> 00:58:49,640 - Where is your wife? - Little mouse, I understand that it's hard... 712 00:58:49,649 --> 00:58:55,340 ... discover that I am married. But that does not change anything between us. 713 00:58:55,979 --> 00:58:59,780 - Oh no? - I see my wife so rarely... 714 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:04,400 -... I do not touch it even more with the fingertips. - I see! 715 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:09,560 I swear! Do you know that? As soon as I'm elected,... 716 00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:14,080 ... I would tell voters to fuck, I divorce and marry you. 717 00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:19,560 - Really? And she, he knows? - I do not need to do that. You know I love you,... 718 00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:22,440 -... I love you I love you! - Ferdinando! 719 00:59:22,679 --> 00:59:29,280 I love you... My dear friends, with a sweet feeling of strength and peace. 720 00:59:29,289 --> 00:59:33,440 Who invades my heart... I love you all. I repeat my speech for the next meeting... 721 00:59:33,479 --> 00:59:39,020 - If I can not do it in the bathroom, where can I? - Understand, hurry up! 722 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,380 Very good. 723 00:59:41,059 --> 00:59:43,420 - It's my fucking wife. - What are you saying? 724 00:59:43,559 --> 00:59:48,940 Whore! Whore of voice that I work. I'm going out as soon as I'm done, ok? 725 00:59:49,979 --> 00:59:53,540 Tchao little mouse I'm coming tomorrow at 10:00? 726 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,780 I understood! 727 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:34,560 - Amedeo! - Who is it? 728 01:01:34,561 --> 01:01:37,361 - What are you doing? - No... it's the... 729 01:01:37,799 --> 01:01:39,120 What are you talking about? 730 01:01:39,220 --> 01:01:42,260 She... Silence, she's doing Turkish things. 731 01:01:42,299 --> 01:01:44,940 Come, come see! 732 01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:49,440 Incredible, like the Arabian Nights. Look! 733 01:01:50,259 --> 01:01:52,540 It looks like she has four legs. 734 01:01:54,379 --> 01:01:58,320 Holy Mother of God, what an ass! What a view! 735 01:01:58,459 --> 01:02:00,400 She looks like Callifugo's Venus. 736 01:02:00,539 --> 01:02:03,420 - Amedeo, This is the Venus of Callipigia. - Callipigia... Calligufo... So what! 737 01:02:03,499 --> 01:02:06,960 - How dare you? - Excuse me, but I'm not homo. 738 01:02:07,059 --> 01:02:10,023 - That's not the question. - Let me explain to you... Maybe you'll understand. 739 01:02:10,023 --> 01:02:12,200 You are only a young boy, you have not sailed in these waters. 740 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,820 Sex has its own compensation laws. 741 01:02:15,059 --> 01:02:17,960 We have the incentives of the flesh, and they that of the fish. 742 01:02:18,459 --> 01:02:21,800 - It's meat, huh? - Amedeo, you're a pig! 743 01:02:21,879 --> 01:02:23,680 - Good... - Are you a pig, understood? 744 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,560 - Stop watching her! - How? You saw well too! 745 01:02:26,561 --> 01:02:28,000 - Disguting pig! - Do not push me! 746 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,400 - Leave me! - Are you going to stop watching ?! 747 01:02:35,399 --> 01:02:37,400 Have you lost your mind or what? 748 01:02:38,939 --> 01:02:41,940 The next time you try, I'll talk to your wife... 749 01:02:41,979 --> 01:02:45,840 ... and gifflera you so hard! - Who allowed you to talk to me? 750 01:02:45,939 --> 01:02:49,020 And remember, a porter in this house is a luxury. 751 01:02:49,059 --> 01:02:53,100 Why are you so pissed off? Your father can tell me that, not you! 752 01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:59,060 A young 20 year old arrives and fucks the fleet a 50 year old? 753 01:02:59,269 --> 01:03:02,060 I am good and dear, and if I had 5 minutes to lose... 754 01:03:02,099 --> 01:03:06,120 ... I twist your neck! It's clear? 755 01:03:20,359 --> 01:03:24,080 - Oh, it's you. - I'm sorry for last night. 756 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:27,360 I wanted to ask you to record this rhapsody,... 757 01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:30,540 -... so I can listen to it. - Okay, I'm recording it to you. 758 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:34,780 - Thank you. - But not now. I have an appointment. 759 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,600 Yes of course. I wanted to ask one last thing. 760 01:03:37,779 --> 01:03:41,800 Yesterday, when we were together, something happened between us? 761 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:47,980 - No why? - It would be a shame not to remember. 762 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:50,660 Yes, really bad. 763 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,340 Hello? 764 01:03:59,099 --> 01:04:02,040 Hello, Luisa, it's me, my love. 765 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:07,060 Listen, Luisa, shit, I'm out of luck. 766 01:04:07,599 --> 01:04:13,120 At 10 am I receive the election commssion here. 767 01:04:13,259 --> 01:04:15,840 Do not get angry, I'm really in the shit. 768 01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:18,740 It does not surprise me, it is your natural habitat. 769 01:04:19,799 --> 01:04:23,080 I can not come, my love. I call you later. 770 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:26,940 No! Do not call me. Whatever the reason! 771 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,080 And I do not know if I'll be here, chao! 772 01:04:33,980 --> 01:04:37,200 - Can you take me to town? - Of course! 773 01:04:38,039 --> 01:04:40,020 I left my bike in front of the restaurant... 774 01:04:40,059 --> 01:04:43,540 -... and this morning she was no longer there. - Do not worry, you'll find it. 775 01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:47,020 I would not care if you were my girlfriend. 776 01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:50,060 - Come on, do not do too much! - No, I really think so. 777 01:04:50,559 --> 01:04:55,040 It would be nice if we could always walk around like this. 778 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,220 - You are adorable. - You too. 779 01:04:57,359 --> 01:05:00,100 Since your arrival, even if you make me suffer a little,... 780 01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:02,460 ... Life here is much better. 781 01:05:05,459 --> 01:05:08,320 - Everything seems more beautiful. - The Tourist Office will be delighted to hear that. 782 01:05:08,359 --> 01:05:10,800 - Why do not you believe Me? - Luisa! 783 01:05:12,459 --> 01:05:14,540 Excuse me, I'll be back. 784 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:29,040 My heart, did you understand what I meant tonight? 785 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,560 We will get married and we will be together. You're happy? 786 01:05:32,699 --> 01:05:36,160 - I do not know. - That dirty pig again! 787 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:41,340 You must believe me. I do not know how to lie. I love you. 788 01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:42,841 I know. 789 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,280 But I will not bear anymore that you pass by motorcycle under my window! 790 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,840 - Why? Noise disturbs you? - No, I'm more embarrassed by his balls! 791 01:05:48,980 --> 01:05:51,280 You, legs in the wind and close to this puppy! 792 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,500 Do not be ridiculous, this boy means nothing to me. 793 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,080 - You love Me? - I came here for you. 794 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,180 So why are you still hanging out with this boy? 795 01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:02,000 You do not understand? To make you jealous. 796 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,500 Make me jealous? Jealous of this little puppy? 797 01:06:05,539 --> 01:06:09,080 - My dear Marinotti! - It's you! Mrs. 798 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,940 One moment, I explain to this lady... It's just there. 799 01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:15,800 You will find the town hall. Including? 800 01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:22,100 The registry office is on the right. There is a small door... 801 01:06:22,380 --> 01:06:26,320 - I'll meet you tonight. Understood, Miss? - Or, thank you. 802 01:06:26,359 --> 01:06:28,020 Goodbye. 803 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,100 - Let's walk together. - To fly. 804 01:06:41,299 --> 01:06:43,560 Now what are you doing? Are you looking for me, huh? 805 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:04,420 - Who is it? - Love, it's me, your Tarzan. 806 01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:06,221 I open you right away. 807 01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:21,400 My dear adviser! What a nice surprise! 808 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,660 Who told you about my daughter? I tried to call you this morning. 809 01:07:24,699 --> 01:07:31,240 Today is a party for friends, but tomorrow is the big day! 810 01:07:31,399 --> 01:07:37,100 After the wedding, we will have a banquet. I beg you, advise, elevator. 811 01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:40,200 - The groom is not bad. - Congratulations! 812 01:07:40,201 --> 01:07:41,601 I have a meeting... 813 01:07:41,609 --> 01:07:46,740 Grazia! Lucia! Look, this is the counselor Bonci Marinotti! 814 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:50,680 - Good evening! Good evening! - Counselor, I'm so happy! 815 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:55,820 - What splendid flowers! - What splendid flowers are they for me? 816 01:07:55,859 --> 01:07:58,640 - Give them to me! - They are not appropriate! 817 01:07:58,641 --> 01:08:01,900 - Let them go! - Counselor, here. 818 01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:10,780 - I have already seen it. - I only think of eating! 819 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:14,900 - Councilor, a toast. - I really have to go to a meeting. 820 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:18,920 - You do not know our fish. - No thanks, Colonel, no fish. 821 01:08:19,059 --> 01:08:22,400 - I'll take a sandwich. - I was talking about the groom. 822 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,660 - Captaine Poisson. - My future son-in-law! 823 01:08:55,540 --> 01:09:00,880 - My dear adviser, still flowers? - Ah, it's you! 824 01:09:00,859 --> 01:09:03,600 - I was going... - No, come in! 825 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,320 She is so dear to me... 826 01:09:09,321 --> 01:09:12,040 - Counselor, she will be so happy. - I have to explain to you... 827 01:09:12,199 --> 01:09:14,080 - Counselor, it was not necessary. - How handsome he is! 828 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:17,600 - It seemed too little. - The first was pretty... 829 01:09:17,601 --> 01:09:19,401 ... but I take it too. 830 01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:22,200 Counselor, let me introduce Mr. and Mrs. Busatti. 831 01:09:22,239 --> 01:09:24,860 - Nice to meet you. - Very happy. 832 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:28,640 We are happy to have the Marinotti advisor tonight. 833 01:09:28,799 --> 01:09:31,600 His presence honors our home. 834 01:09:32,699 --> 01:09:35,080 By the way, did not you invite the piano teacher? 835 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,420 Yes, I have been twice. She has a fever and can not go out. 836 01:09:37,559 --> 01:09:42,840 The poor. She said she did not know how to come. I'm sorry. 837 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,360 Knot head! 838 01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,020 With all the men in the world... 839 01:10:01,059 --> 01:10:03,340 ... I fell in love with a married mollusk! 840 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:16,380 - Who is it? - It's me, Busatti. 841 01:10:19,679 --> 01:10:21,540 - Good evening, can I come in? - What do you want? 842 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,720 Marullo told me you had a fever. 843 01:10:23,799 --> 01:10:27,960 - I thought as a doctor... - Come to see me... undress me? 844 01:10:27,961 --> 01:10:32,780 - Sacred, I'm a doctor! - Yes, but you are also a big bawdy. 845 01:10:34,679 --> 01:10:37,580 I see you are in a bad mood. I'm not bothering you. Good evening. 846 01:10:37,581 --> 01:10:38,881 Good night! 847 01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:46,260 All florists are closed. I walked all over the city... 848 01:10:46,299 --> 01:10:48,820 ... because everyone knows my car. 849 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:50,700 What will I find? 850 01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:56,300 I hope she will appreciate the gesture. 851 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,480 - It's your Tarzan, open! - Finally! 852 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,620 Okay, see you tomorrow. 853 01:11:26,659 --> 01:11:29,080 It will be a wonderful wedding! 854 01:11:55,279 --> 01:11:57,060 She must be angry and will not answer. 855 01:11:57,340 --> 01:12:01,040 But Tarzan will succeed to join Jane. 856 01:12:04,540 --> 01:12:06,100 By the garden wall. 857 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,680 Mamma mia, the dogs! 858 01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:45,800 - Hello? - I have a big news my love. 859 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:51,180 Today, I record a conference for a private television 860 01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:55,680 ... and tonight we can watch it in your bed. 861 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,660 I never want to see you again! 862 01:12:57,661 --> 01:13:01,061 Come on, do not say that. You are Jane and I am your Tarzan. 863 01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:05,240 You'll understand everything when I tell you. It will make you laugh. 864 01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:09,760 Something terrible happened to me last night. 865 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:13,480 - Very interesting. - Alright I understand. 866 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:18,540 So I come right away and I tell you everything. Ciao, little mouse. 867 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:25,340 Look! She remembered me. 868 01:14:26,779 --> 01:14:28,640 May be remorse. 869 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:39,640 - Amedeo, how are you? - Good thanks and you? 870 01:14:39,779 --> 01:14:43,100 - Nice day, how are you? - Good. 871 01:14:43,279 --> 01:14:47,180 You have a beautiful dress. Very convenient. Magnificent. 872 01:14:47,780 --> 01:14:49,060 Little naughty! 873 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:53,520 Even with this idiot! What a bitch! 874 01:14:54,159 --> 01:14:57,900 - I came to make a confession. - Tell me. 875 01:14:58,339 --> 01:15:00,260 - Do you know Moby? - Who? 876 01:15:00,261 --> 01:15:02,161 Moby Dick, my wife... the whale. 877 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,680 When I make love with my wife... 878 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:08,298 ... it's like Dr. Barnard is transplanting another heart. I make a rejection. 879 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,600 - What does that have to do with me? - On the contrary... And how! 880 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,580 You are beautiful. Not like my wife. 881 01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:17,720 So I said to myself: "My dear Amedeo, go to the Miss." 882 01:15:17,759 --> 01:15:22,120 "She'll comfort you." You understand? Sit. 883 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:24,660 Do not be shy. I will tell you what I think. 884 01:15:24,660 --> 01:15:27,520 You work hard to feed yourself with your, ah... music. 885 01:15:28,159 --> 01:15:30,920 - Do you like my music? - I'm crazy, Miss. 886 01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:33,880 Especially when you play Betovoli Rhapsody. 887 01:15:33,919 --> 01:15:37,440 - That drives me crazy. I love the 5th. - E the 9th? 888 01:15:37,579 --> 01:15:40,960 Let's not exaggerate. I am 45 years old. 889 01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:43,860 I am active, but I am 45 years old anyway. 890 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,900 - I also like Sebastiano Bacco. - Toccata and Fugue? 891 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:49,340 I like her touch [toccata], a little less her pussy [figa]. 892 01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,480 I came to play, so let it go. Listen, Miss... 893 01:15:52,559 --> 01:15:56,440 -... I only have 50,000 to read. - But it's too much. 894 01:15:56,579 --> 01:16:00,040 How could that be too much? Beautiful as you are, you deserve billions! 895 01:16:02,979 --> 01:16:04,780 Are you a beginner? 896 01:16:04,980 --> 01:16:08,480 I sailed a little. I have some experience. 897 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:13,480 - Do you have a good ear? - I never tried. 898 01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:17,480 - But that's okay. - Do not you think that's going to ruin everything? 899 01:16:17,639 --> 01:16:20,240 But if you like, I do everything: the ear, the nose, the throat! 900 01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:24,440 - All that you want! - Let's do some music theory. 901 01:16:24,579 --> 01:16:26,840 Yes, a little solfege, a little riding, 902 01:16:26,879 --> 01:16:30,620 ... A little trial, we throw ourselves on the couch, and... trallalero, trallallà! 903 01:16:43,339 --> 01:16:45,040 - Hi, son. - Hey daddy! 904 01:16:45,079 --> 01:16:47,440 Tell me. You're a playboy, right? 905 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:50,441 - Yes why? - Is it you who recommended me the whore from above? 906 01:16:50,580 --> 01:16:53,120 - Do you want a hand? - Here's a hand! 907 01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:57,700 - It was only the first. - Do not hit the kid, it's retarding his growth. 908 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,040 - I do not grow, it hits me all the time. - And here is the second. 909 01:17:02,919 --> 01:17:06,440 - And why are you laughing? - It is deserved. 910 01:17:06,579 --> 01:17:12,300 - And one for you! - The important thing in the family is equality. 911 01:17:29,379 --> 01:17:30,880 Flowers... 912 01:17:34,759 --> 01:17:39,200 I'm glad you remember it! your presence is a great honor. 913 01:17:39,210 --> 01:17:43,180 - Mom! - Can we use your car? 914 01:17:44,539 --> 01:17:50,460 We have parents from far away. I do not want to pile them up with us. Thank you! 915 01:17:50,939 --> 01:17:54,560 Come, come! The counselor asks us to take his car. 916 01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:03,480 - Colonel... - Do not worry. 917 01:18:03,481 --> 01:18:08,600 - You're very generous. - I came here for another reason. 918 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,540 Mamma mia! 919 01:18:17,679 --> 01:18:23,680 - All at church! - Long live the bride and groom! 920 01:18:35,119 --> 01:18:37,740 - Who is it? - It's me, Marcello. 921 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:41,980 - Marcello, you're not at the wedding? - No, do not want. 922 01:18:42,119 --> 01:18:43,740 But I have to talk to you. 923 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:50,160 - It's impossible, I'm waiting for someone. - This pork, no doubt? 924 01:18:50,170 --> 01:18:51,840 Go away! 925 01:18:56,539 --> 01:18:58,540 Opener. Opens! 926 01:18:58,980 --> 01:19:02,040 Stopped! We have nothing to say to each other, thugs! 927 01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:04,020 Opens! 928 01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:07,900 Opens! 929 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,880 We will see! 930 01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:25,100 Punt e Mes [Italian Vermouth] is the choice in more than 100 countries around the world. 931 01:19:25,839 --> 01:19:30,680 Do not forget! The Nation can be saved... 932 01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:33,520 ... if we restore... 933 01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:39,000 ... the infinite cells forming the connected fabric,... 934 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:43,500 ... It's the family! The family is the basis of everything. 935 01:19:43,939 --> 01:19:47,300 The family, the nucleus of harmony, the core of love... 936 01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:50,240 ... and above all, morality. 937 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:56,160 If each of us, guarantees to make an effort... 938 01:19:56,300 --> 01:19:59,780 ... we can definitely save, this priceless,... 939 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:06,040 ... this incredible heritage of the nation, morality! 940 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:48,840 What an imbecile! She recorded it. She is not bored. 941 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:52,640 Marcello, are you crazy? You are not allowed to enter! 942 01:20:52,641 --> 01:20:56,500 - No? So who has the right? - It does not concern you! 943 01:20:56,839 --> 01:21:00,400 Oh no? You've already forgotten, did you say you loved me? 944 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,900 - And these speeches? And this kiss? - It was just nonsense. 945 01:21:03,039 --> 01:21:06,560 - You must forget that. - It was not nonsense, it was lacheté! 946 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:09,680 You used me to make this pork jealous... 947 01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:13,080 -... and like a moron, I walked! - You said it, that's it! 948 01:21:13,719 --> 01:21:15,280 Bitch! 949 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:21,100 - Disgusting! - And you, how do you define yourself? 950 01:21:21,239 --> 01:21:24,580 Do you think making holes in the wall makes you different? 951 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,640 - Bastard! - I'm going to kill you. 952 01:21:26,941 --> 01:21:28,441 I'm going and killing, you'll see! 953 01:21:28,442 --> 01:21:30,342 I thought you were my friend! 954 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,780 I'm not going to be a fool any longer! 955 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:42,920 We visited the city on foot, we kissed! 956 01:21:42,921 --> 01:21:45,921 Coward, say it, speak! 957 01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:49,840 - Leave me... Stop, Marcello! 958 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:55,260 I'm not finished! Play for me. I want to hear your music! 959 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,640 - undressed! - I do not want! 960 01:21:58,641 --> 01:21:59,641 Come here! Kiss Me! 961 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:03,860 - Leave me! -I will not leave you, I'm not leaving! 962 01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:07,040 - Now you do what I say! - Marcello! 963 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:08,241 Standing! 964 01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:12,660 -I hate you! Leave me! - Come here! 965 01:22:13,260 --> 01:22:14,480 No! 966 01:22:16,381 --> 01:22:17,581 No! 967 01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:24,800 I love you. 968 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:28,100 I love you I love you! 969 01:25:27,919 --> 01:25:29,980 Well played guys. 80863

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