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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,274 Can I get my slice, please?! 2 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,484 Danielle's sure lookin' phat, my guy! 3 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,228 - Tell me it wasn't. - Nah. Nigga, control, bro. 4 00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:12,237 Like, nothing... 5 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,843 And she... And she like me. 6 00:01:13,845 --> 00:01:15,807 Nigga! Nigga, please. 7 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,008 - Don't nobody like your skinny ass. - What are you lau... 8 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:19,119 Stop laughing. Stop laughing. That's not funny. She likes me. 9 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,288 Aw, you gonna hurt now? 10 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,589 Nah, bro, that was the last one. 11 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,132 Check if we have... 12 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,684 That all, Bobby? 13 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,491 T. 14 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,702 Got some food. 15 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,664 Yeah. 16 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,665 Good boy. Good boy. Yeah. 17 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,711 Here's some big pieces. 18 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:11,212 Yeah. 19 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,884 Good boy. 20 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,681 Nah. Nah, man. 21 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,516 - That ain't for me. - Not for you? 22 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,477 - They be doing too much. - Yeah, I feel you there. 23 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,063 Damn, Unc! 24 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:31,358 Can't handle it? You're too old, Unc. 25 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,861 - You hear that? Oh, hell, no. - Aha. The young boy calling you out. 26 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,530 - I'm just sayin', Unc. - You ain't just sayin' shit. 27 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,699 - What, you mad now? - Yeah, I'm mad. 28 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,503 These boys, they don't know how to treat people with respect. 29 00:02:41,505 --> 00:02:43,036 Hey, take it easy on him. 30 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,209 D, don't tell me how to talk to my nephew now. 31 00:02:45,211 --> 00:02:46,427 It was just a joke. 32 00:02:46,429 --> 00:02:48,666 - Joke, my ass. - Yo, cal... Just calm down. 33 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,586 - Calm... It was just a joke. - You and your jokes. 34 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,422 You don't know nothin' about nothing. And here come another one. 35 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,258 Damn, Cedric. How many kids you got living up in here, man? 36 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,679 Alvin, you don't know how to say "Hey", when you see people? 37 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,765 - Uh, hey. Hey. - What's up, little man? 38 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,101 - Yeah, chillin'. - What's up, man? 39 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,063 Wait, boy. 40 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,443 Nothing. 41 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,243 What you got? 42 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,413 There's indica, sativa, hybrid. 43 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,374 What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? 44 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,675 You askin' the wrong one. 45 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,585 I don't really be fuckin' with kids. 46 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:38,883 _ 47 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,385 Yo. 48 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,429 - Yo. - Bro, when your moms get back? 49 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,890 - Uh, Sunday. - Good. She need to hurry up, 50 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,934 'cause your pops stay trippin'. 51 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,812 And all he do is cook that beef and them noodles. 52 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,772 The Kool-Aid ain't got no sugar. 53 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,276 The chicken is dry. I just can't do it no more, man. 54 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,652 Yes. 55 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,571 Oh. We just cop some heat? 56 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,781 - Yeah, some new Travis Scotts. - Okay. 57 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,783 - Okay, you lit. - Yeah, with fire. 58 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,203 Mm. 59 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,624 All right. Um, I'm gonna let you do you, bro. 60 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,084 - Aight. Bet. - Aight. 61 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,588 All right. 62 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,134 Been rockin' that same flannel since 1984. 63 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:24,512 This flannel look good. I don't know about you. 64 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,681 Alvin! 65 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,142 Pass me that remote. 66 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,161 Alvin, you know you gotta clean up this house 67 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,662 before your mama get back in town. 68 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,123 - Mm-hmm. - And Connie can help you too. 69 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,960 I can do it by myself. 70 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,670 - Al won some shoes today. - Who giving you shoes? 71 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,839 I mean, I still gotta buy them. 72 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,383 I don't get that. 73 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,220 He won a raffle to buy some exclusive joints. 74 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:08,848 Hmm. See, I-I don't get that. 75 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,975 What happened to just going to the store 76 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,560 and picking up some damn shoes? 77 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,355 You can do that. They just gonna be wack. 78 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,857 - It's just stylin', Pops. - Ain't no style. 79 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,026 Colors all over the place. 80 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,403 It make no damn sense. 81 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,698 Shoot. Walkin' around here wearing ball shoes, 82 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,867 you don't even play. 83 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:32,080 I don't need no damn exclusive shoes. 84 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:35,375 You know, I picked up your mama wearing just flip-flops. 85 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,879 Unc, you a old hater, for real. 86 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,549 Boy, shut up. Shoot. 87 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,345 Al, come look at this, bro! 88 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,180 Oh, shit. 89 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,890 Good looking, brah. 90 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,663 - Hmm... - Oh! 91 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:56,396 Okay. Oh, I didn't know you got two pairs! 92 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,231 - Yeah, man. - Oh. 93 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,233 The quicker I sell 'em on GOAT, the quicker they're gone. 94 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,096 Why not just take 'em to SoleStage and make some more bread? 95 00:06:02,098 --> 00:06:04,362 I don't know, bro. You know I don't like dealing with people like that. 96 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,781 And plus, it's just easier like this. 97 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,908 - But you can make more money in-store. - So? 98 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,115 So, nigga, let's go. What are you doing? 99 00:06:11,117 --> 00:06:12,952 We can make some more bread. Let's go. 100 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,586 Thank you. 101 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,420 Yo. Can I get some help real quick? 102 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,213 - Yeah, what's up? You good? - Yeah, I'm good. 103 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,896 I'm just tryin' to see if y'all got Travis Scott low-tops. Size ten. 104 00:06:24,898 --> 00:06:26,426 - You know what I'm talking about? - I don't even know. 105 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,635 - Hey, yo, Dev. - Yo. 106 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,554 Just wanna know if y'all got them Travis Scott, 107 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,264 size ten, low-tops. You know what I'm talking about? 108 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,599 Yo, that's crazy. That business guy 109 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,392 that was just in here was lookin' for 'em. 110 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,478 Only size 13, bro. All right? 111 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,314 - All right. Thank you. - All right, no problem. 112 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,566 - Bye. - Bye, bro. 113 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:45,069 Hey, hey. Let's go, boy. Come on. 114 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:48,448 I don't know why those kicks are so expensive. 115 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,408 Yo, my guy! 116 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,909 Yo! 117 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,078 Yo! Yo, yo! What's up? 118 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,616 - My fault. Calm down. - May I help you? 119 00:06:55,618 --> 00:06:56,679 Calm down. Calm down. 120 00:06:56,681 --> 00:06:58,625 We heard you wanted some new Travs. 121 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,835 - And? - And we got some. 122 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,173 Show him your shoes, bro. 123 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,593 It's all good. 124 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,136 - Those are real? - Oh, they sure are. 125 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,513 - Those are tens? - Yeah. 126 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,768 Right? They're tens. 127 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,939 All right. I'll give you 400. 128 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,483 Four-hundred? Fifteen. 129 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,526 - What? - How much the app say, bro? 130 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,278 - 1,250. - I know how much they are. 131 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,824 Okay, so then why you tryin' to play us then? 132 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,492 - They're tens? - They're your size. 133 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,452 850, man. 134 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,621 Okay. 135 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,164 All right. 136 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,792 How 'bout we call it 900? 137 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,336 Look, you new to this. I'm true to this, baby. 138 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,012 I told you, man. Just follow me. 139 00:07:45,014 --> 00:07:46,089 I know what I'm doing, man. 140 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,842 - Now this, man. Look into the... - Look at this. Do you see that? 141 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,386 Come on. You dance... 142 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:54,055 You gotta... You gotta stop. You can't dance, bro. 143 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:57,141 - Bro, you hatin', bro. - Nah, you dance just like your pops, boy. 144 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:01,020 - Aight, fuck outta here. You're bonkers. - Oh, nah. 145 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,314 You got that Temptation energy, you know what I'm saying? 146 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,358 Yeah, yeah. You're just really a hater. 147 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,027 You don't even sound like a nigga that can dance. 148 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,487 - I don't even do all that. - Yeah, you do. 149 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,197 - You... - No, I don't. You got a swag... 150 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,868 Hold up. 151 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,079 Yo, y'all wanna hoop? 152 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,707 If y'all play, we could run a full court, four-on-four. 153 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,334 Yeah, we'll play. Come on. 154 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,878 - Yo, you're late, Susie-Q Train. - Let's go. 155 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,714 I didn't say I wanted to play. 156 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,882 Let's go, boy. You about to hoop, baby. 157 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,884 We about to drop buckets, man. 158 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,428 I'm trying to drop 50... 159 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,722 - We got two more. - ... on everybody here. 160 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,090 - I got the kid. They got homie right here. - Come on, now. 161 00:08:38,092 --> 00:08:39,892 - Hi y'all. Hi. - What's up? Connie. 162 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,894 - I'll take, uh, uh... - Connie. 163 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,730 - We got these two? - Yeah. 164 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,690 Okay, we'll take 'em. 165 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,694 Yeah, Susie... 166 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,738 - Yo, what's up, man? Tone. - Alvin. 167 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,364 All right. All right. 168 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,575 - Rich. What's going on? - Alvin. Just chillin'. 169 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,118 - Hi. I'm... - Alvin. 170 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,080 - You good? - Yeah. 171 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,416 Take your shoes, boy. Let's go! All right. 172 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,759 Let's go. Reach that bucket. A'ight. Don't worry. 173 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,260 Watch your man! watch your man! 174 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,762 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 175 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,972 Get that ball, big guy. Be ready. Be ready. 176 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,104 Oh, yeah! Woo! 177 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,276 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Let's get it! 178 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,951 - Throw it up a little higher. - I got it! 179 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,713 - Let's go, let's go, let's go! - It's all good. 180 00:09:40,715 --> 00:09:43,623 - We can get it back. - Uh, sorry. 181 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,334 - No worries. - It's all good. 182 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,169 Yeah. Good. 183 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,512 Yo, you good, bro? 184 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,265 It's all good, it's all good, it's all good. 185 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,520 Let's go, baby! Block it! 186 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,146 I got him. I got him. 187 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,198 You got 'em now. You got 'em now. 188 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,160 Yeah, yeah. Back him up. Oh, get it! 189 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,166 Yeah! 190 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,834 Oh, get your hands up! 191 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,338 You better hit it, girl. That's what I'm talking about. Hit that. 192 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,715 Hey, cross him up next time. Cross him up. 193 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,467 Give it to Al... Oh! 194 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,721 Pass right! Pass right! 195 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,474 Alvin, come here! 196 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,863 I made it! 197 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,991 Yeah! 198 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,412 All right, kick! 199 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,081 Ooh! 200 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,417 You was out there, boy. I see you. 201 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,377 - Killin'. - I see. I was proud of you. 202 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,212 I was like, all right, that's my little cousin right there. 203 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,548 I was doing my thing for the game. 204 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,050 Yeah, a little somethin', somethin'. Okay. 205 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,806 Wasn't bad out there, man. 206 00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,554 Yeah, you showed your thing. 207 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,514 But thanks, cuz, for getting me out today. 208 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,058 I don't really do... you know. 209 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,227 - It was fun today, man. - It was fun, it was fun, it was fun. 210 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,021 You know, you were doing it. 211 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,898 Yeah, you wanna know the funny thing? It was like, weird, 212 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,943 because I could do anything. 213 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,738 Oh, okay. Let's come right down there, Superman. 'Cause you know... 214 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,907 - Bro, you always wanna start. - Yo, bro, 215 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,576 - get your hand out of my face before it's an issue. - Boom. 216 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,578 - What you gonna do? What you gonna do? - 'Cause you know what happens. 217 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,914 - Bro, stop playin' with me. - What you gonna do? 218 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,416 Weave. Weave. Come here. 219 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,544 Weave. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Woo, woo, woo, woo. 220 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,463 Oh, give me this bag. 221 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,256 You know you swift. 222 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,272 But, you know, it could happen. It could happen. 223 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,441 That fat fuckin' pig! 224 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,443 Fuckin' fuck. 225 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,612 But you know what I'm saying, I can't even stand 226 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,739 when his face comes in front of my TV. 227 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,908 I'm like, fucking warn me first! 228 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,952 Your vegetables are just lovely. 229 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,663 Oh, that's nice of you. I'm, I'm trying. 230 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,082 - My first year doing it. - Ah. 231 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,333 - Yeah. - Ah. 232 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,418 Have you been a member of this garden a while? 233 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,421 - Just a short time. Just this year... - Hi, mi amor. 234 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,799 Ah, Jackson John. 235 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,968 Jackson? 236 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,345 - Agape. Mmm. - Mmm. 237 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,015 Jackson. 238 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,475 - Holy shit, dude. - What's going on? 239 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,135 - Hi. I'm sweaty, I'm sweaty. - What are you doing here? 240 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,203 It's all good, man. 241 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,313 - It is so good to see you. - What's going on? 242 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,482 - It's been like a dozen years, man. - Dude, I can't believe... 243 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,492 We were bike couriers together 244 00:12:58,493 --> 00:13:00,111 when I first moved to New York City. 245 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,171 I mean, we did our salad days together, right? 246 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:04,566 - We were working our asses off. - We did some pretty major salad days, yeah. 247 00:13:04,568 --> 00:13:06,701 Why don't you come over for dinner, huh? We're having a party. 248 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:10,287 Bring your vegetables. Turn your salad days into salad nights. 249 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,040 - Oh, yes. - I love vegetable humor. 250 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,834 Yeah, no pro... Hey, Fomo. 251 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,335 Powder! 252 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,337 Powder, the dog doesn't like that. 253 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,464 It's okay. The dog has a present anus. 254 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,556 - We'll figure it out with the dog. - Okay, cool. 255 00:13:22,558 --> 00:13:25,636 And if you come over here, our friend Bryan Crockett 256 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,848 wanted to depict the seven deadly sins through mice. 257 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,393 Can you guess which one? 258 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,643 Uh, sloth? 259 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,854 - Gluttony. - Ah. 260 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,230 Sloth and gluttony. 261 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,065 What's in the box? 262 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,358 The box? 263 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,861 - When he goes, like... - The box? 264 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,405 - Know what I mean? - No, I don't. 265 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:48,242 From Seven? Remember Brad Pitt? 266 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,077 Forget about it, forget about it. 267 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,495 - Cool. What's this? - Okay. 268 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,706 Did you know the way they grow asparagus 269 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,416 makes it like the veal of vegetables? 270 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,418 No, but you know what? I forgot to get veal. 271 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,712 That's what I forgot to do. Sharona? 272 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,756 I forgot to get the veal, and also, 273 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,341 the crystals, I left them on the nightstand to charge... 274 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,943 - I put them on the windowsill. Mm-hmm. - You did? You're amazing. 275 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,723 - You are amazing. - Papa, look. 276 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,225 I'm Jesus Christ. 277 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,061 - More like the anti-Christ. - Oh, my God... 278 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,896 have you all seen, uh, 279 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,564 - Pop-n-Lock Jesus Chroist on YouTube? - Oh! 280 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,067 - Actually popping and locking. - To the church. 281 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,234 - To the church. - Uh-huh. 282 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,569 Our friend John Bianchi 283 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,405 made this quintessential ouroboros. 284 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,532 - Oh. A snake eating its own tail. - Yes. 285 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,242 That's an eating disorder. 286 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,911 It's a sculpture. 287 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,621 - No, it's a sculpture. You're right. - Yes. 288 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,748 You smoke a lot of weed, yes? 289 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,541 Yeah. I mean, yeah. 290 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,418 A pipe from Cambodia. 291 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,378 Oh, I... Yeah, sure. 292 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,923 Ma chérie, is it okay if, uh, 293 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,758 Powder plays Just Dance? 294 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,301 Did you already play today? 295 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,429 - We danced, but we didn't Just Dance. - Oh. 296 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,767 Twenty minutes, huh? 297 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,813 - Have you met Sharona? - Hi. Yeah, we met out... 298 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,941 - We met outside. Yeah. - We, yeah. Can... Hi. 299 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,275 - Let's go. - Okay. 300 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,111 I should make the salad. 301 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:08,614 Oh, great. I'm, uh... I'm gonna go check on the dog. 302 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,910 One for you. 303 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,497 I hope that's okay for humans. 304 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,839 We'll leave soon, okay? Okay. 305 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,427 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 306 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,263 That's okay. I'll be right out. 307 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,640 - I didn't... The door was open. - Oh, yeah. Almost done. 308 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,479 I'm sorry. I was just taking some extra time on the Toto seat. 309 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,356 - There you go. - Yeah, I'm so sorry. 310 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,108 Okay. 311 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,152 - Oh. - Man, you really stink. 312 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,323 - What's that? - You really stink. 313 00:15:50,424 --> 00:15:52,281 Oh, yeah. I mean, 'cause I was gardening all day. 314 00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,201 I haven't got a chance to shower. 315 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,665 Do you mind if I, uh, take you in? 316 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,166 - You want to smell? - Yeah. 317 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,834 You see this? How do you feel about this? 318 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,627 Oh, wow. Cool. 319 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,130 - Is that okay? - Yeah, no. It's great. 320 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,215 She's got exotic tastes. 321 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,553 - So intense. - Yeah, for sure. 322 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,388 Cool. 323 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,809 Dude, what the fuck are we watching over here? 324 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,395 Pretty awesome, right? This is a film by our friend, 325 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,148 Greta Alfaro, called In Ictu Oculi. 326 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,691 Hey, you wanna smoke? 327 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,193 Anybody want to do a J with me? 328 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,903 - Uh, no. - No, thank you. 329 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,529 No? You want to do one, man? 330 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,239 It's been a long time. 331 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,366 Go ahead, Jackson. 332 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,535 Enjoy with you bicycle buddy. 333 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,245 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 334 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,249 - Let's do it. - Okay, cool. 335 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,211 So, which Postmate were you? 336 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,338 I was number four, dude. 337 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,714 Wow. 338 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,550 It was crazy. They just offered me stock. It was a start-up... 339 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,928 - Room for a third? - Yeah, love. 340 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,931 Jackson Mm! 341 00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:01,435 Watch it. Easy, tiger. 342 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,354 - Take it easy. Yeah. - Been a long time. Long time. 343 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,064 Been a long time. 344 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,242 Mon chéri. 345 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,958 - Do you want some of this? - No, thank you. I'm not a teenager. 346 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:43,102 Oh, what was that... 347 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,397 Uh, wha... What was that app? 348 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,148 - Um, what was it called? - Hinge? 349 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,942 - Safari? - Raya? 350 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,151 - Chrome. - Stocks. 351 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,612 No, it was like, uh... 352 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,406 - Find my phone. - Yeah. 353 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:59,453 It was like, Uber for weed delivery. 354 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,789 She was like, "You like, boo-boop, I like this kind of weed. 355 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,416 Boop-boop-boop". Okay. 356 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,585 I never heard of that. 357 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,130 That's some... 358 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,339 bad news for me. 359 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,303 Did you hear about the, um... 360 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,586 ... about those taxi drivers who took out million-dollar loans 361 00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:23,809 for the cab medallions, 362 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:27,146 - and then Uber came along... - Uh-huh. 363 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,356 ... and took their business. 364 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,358 And now, you know, they can't pay off their loans, 365 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,112 and they're committing suicide. 366 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,449 - No, I didn't hear about that. - Crazy. 367 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,161 Yeah, that's crazy. 368 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,330 - So let's talk about anything else. - Right. 369 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,290 Yeah. 370 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,042 I'm pretty hot. It's hot in here. 371 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,127 Hot in this hot tub, man. 372 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,671 I'm burning up. 373 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,642 All right. 374 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,365 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 375 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:09,021 Oh, my goodness. 376 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,231 The thorn! 377 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,902 The thorn! The thorn of truth! 378 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,155 Jesus stuff aside, the joy that he is getting 379 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,033 from this right now, come on! 380 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,160 He's so passionate. 381 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,496 Listen to this crowd going nuts. 382 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:29,083 For sure. He believes what he is doing, for real. 383 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,502 He does believe. Look at him. 384 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,712 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 385 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,547 Oh! 386 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,383 Very good, man. 387 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,551 - That was very good. - I told y'all. 388 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,387 I told y'all. I love him. 389 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,390 - You guys seen a turtle sex video? - Oh, yeah! 390 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,558 Type in, turtle, uh... 391 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,060 - Turtle sex... - ... shoe. 392 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:51,105 - Oh, this is a classic. - Did you see it? You've seen it? 393 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,399 - Amazing. Yes! - There's a bunch of 'em. 394 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,609 - Looks like zombies. - Look at him! 395 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,571 Oh! 396 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,281 Look at his little dong! 397 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,201 Oh, my goodness. 398 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,454 Now that is popping and locking. 399 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,925 ... and how my pores are so clean... 400 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,817 I forgot to make ice cream. 401 00:20:21,819 --> 00:20:23,347 I don't know if we would want 402 00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:24,488 to have ice cream after watching this. 403 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,432 Talk about a brain freeze. 404 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,732 - Ah, well done. - It's eating its own skull. 405 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,567 It makes my mouth water. 406 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,653 Must be a Haagen-Dazs ad for like, Denmark or Sweden. 407 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,614 - Yeah, exactly. - That won some award. This is terrifying. 408 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,783 - How long does this last? - It looks delicious. 409 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,453 - It is an... - It is an advertisement! 410 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,955 - Yes! - Now it's gone. Aw. 411 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,668 Is there something less, um... 412 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,628 - Terrifying? - ... expressionist, that we can watch? 413 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:03,135 - Shh! - It's time to learn about proper opossum massage. 414 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,262 Here we have a senior opossum. 415 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,306 I don't like it when she grabs the tail. 416 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,809 - That's weird. Can they do this? - It's very calm. 417 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,269 Exactly. Inspiring. 418 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,688 Well behaved, for a wild animal. 419 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,648 You know what, fuck that, okay? 420 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,108 - Huh? - What year is this? 421 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,443 - Fuck it? - Uh-huh. 422 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,028 - It's time, right? - Yes. 423 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,613 It's from the '70s or '80s? Yes. 424 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,281 The '70s or '80s, right? 425 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,367 Yes. Maybe it's her hairstyle? 426 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,156 Or maybe she's been wearing that hairstyle 427 00:21:29,158 --> 00:21:30,496 since the '70s and '80s. 428 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,664 Well, if it suits you, why change it? 429 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,625 Shake out the stress. 430 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,460 - Even, even her shirt. - Shake it out. 431 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,378 - Is that too much? - Aren't raccoons the same? 432 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,101 Yeah, 'cause if you see a raccoon during the day, 433 00:21:40,103 --> 00:21:42,382 - there's a problem. - You okay, man? 434 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,134 Um... 435 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,845 - She's massaging him. - I'm gonna go... feed Ishtar. 436 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,722 A little lower. 437 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:52,353 Yes, feed him, please. He must be hungry. 438 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,688 I mean, I'm pretty relaxed. You're safe. 439 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,316 - Whoa, shit. - Whoa, whoa! 440 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,362 Jackson! 441 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,534 Get a cold, wet towel. Put it on the back of his neck. 442 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,245 This is my department. I'll handle this. 443 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,831 - Jackson, come on. - I bet it's his blood pressure. 444 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,250 Huh, baby? 445 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,213 - You okay? - Yeah. I wanna watch the, uh, videos. 446 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,757 He's going down. 447 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,509 - It's definitely his blood pressure. - What was that shit, man? 448 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,678 It was just normal. It's weed, it's weed, it's weed! 449 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,097 - Okay. You're okay. - Hey, Jackson. Jackson. 450 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,099 Baby. Baby. 451 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,226 - Yeah. Hi. I love you. - Hey. Hey! 452 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:37,229 - You're okay. You're okay. - Okay. 453 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,065 You're safe, you're warm. 454 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,193 - You're sexy. - Oh, you're so sexy, yeah. 455 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:48,073 Mama, Papa, Sharona, I had the dream again! 456 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:51,368 Agape, amor, you're fin. Sharona, please take her upstairs. 457 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,453 - Let's, uh, Just Dance. - You know what? 458 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,414 I'm gonna go help her, actually. 459 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,416 I'm so sorry. 460 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,710 - All right. - Huh? 461 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,130 Sorry, again. 462 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:05,716 Papa. Papa, can you hear me? 463 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,610 How do we know if we're doing well? 464 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,069 We're doing extremely well. 465 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,405 I think you know in your heart when you're doing well. 466 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:34,286 I'm really glad we're up here and not downstairs. 467 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:37,122 Best part is coming. 468 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,625 Hold on, Fomo. I'm coming. 469 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,323 Oh, shit! 470 00:23:48,325 --> 00:23:49,927 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 471 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:53,305 Okay. It's time to go. 472 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,816 Shake out the stress. 473 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,610 Shake it out. 474 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,946 And stretch. 475 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,490 Breathe. 476 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:15,494 And begin at the base of the skull, 477 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:20,668 working in slow, gentle, concentric circles. 478 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,841 Then stretch out the trapezius. 479 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,345 It may help to use your weight as leverage. 480 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,639 See what I'm doing? 481 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,060 Push, and fan. 482 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,354 Push, and fan. 483 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:45,732 Then we move down her spine, briskly, 484 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:49,697 stimulating each of the vertebrae as we go. 485 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,536 Pull up on the rib cage. 486 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,704 Oh, that feels good. 487 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:00,666 Other side. 488 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,710 Always work both sides of the body. 489 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,712 Otherwise, you might inadvertently 490 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,715 interfere with your opossum's natural chi. 491 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,719 And nobody wants that. 492 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:17,891 Next, we knead down the quadriceps. 493 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,729 We're checking for knots. 494 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,440 I think I found one. 495 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:29,067 Okay, work it out... 496 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,527 There. 497 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,280 Oh, I bet that feels better! 498 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:37,367 All right. Everybody loves a good foot massage. 499 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,619 The opossum is no exception. 500 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,081 So I put ointment on my fingertips. 501 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,084 And I'm going to find the shiatsu pressure point 502 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,047 in the pads of the feet. 503 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,759 Press gently. 504 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:57,888 And awaken all those little nerve endings. 505 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,098 I bet you feel that. 506 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,059 All right. 507 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,728 Now we come to the part of the massage that 508 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,439 many people think is whole lot of fun, 509 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,423 and that's the tail rub. 510 00:26:09,425 --> 00:26:12,425 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 511 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:18,283 Would you like to have dinner with me sometime? 512 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,787 We could go floss shopping. 513 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:22,829 Mommy has a crush. 514 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:23,914 You embarrassed her. 515 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,332 Now, she's gonna go jump out a window. 516 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,859 She won't get too far, we're on the first floor. 517 00:26:27,861 --> 00:26:28,919 Get the treat. 518 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,361 Come on, get the treat. 519 00:26:30,363 --> 00:26:32,908 Okay. We'll work on that. 520 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:37,177 - These are for me, man? - I had too much from my garden. 521 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,428 I love pickles. 522 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,639 ♪ Who doesn't, baby? ♪ 37829

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