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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,040 Daughter. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,040 This programme contains some scenes of a sexual nature and some strong language. 3 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,040 Wife. 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,920 Mother. 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,680 These are my roles. 6 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,080 I chose them. 7 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,240 For better, for worse. 8 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,000 And then you came along... 9 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,320 ..exploded all of that. 10 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,400 ENGINE STARTS 11 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,640 RAIN HITS WINDOW 12 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,160 ALARM CLOCK BEEPS 13 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,400 DOOR SLAMS 14 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,400 Morning. 15 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,240 Good morning, darling. 16 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,720 Did you sleep OK? 17 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,640 Oi. How did I raise such a caveman? 18 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:40,840 I hate to break it to you, Mum, 19 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,960 but I don't think cavemen had almond milk. 20 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,040 What have you got planned for today? 21 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,280 Nothing life-changing. 22 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,480 I used to dream of having the things I have now. 23 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,000 A wife, a house, 24 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,280 a family of my own. 25 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,560 I suppose I thought when they were mine, I wouldn't corrupt them. 26 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,920 How wrong was I? 27 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,800 PHONE CLICKS 28 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,360 KEYBOARD TAPPING 29 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,360 LIFT DINGS 30 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,400 Morning, Marsha. 31 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,920 This is a surprise. 32 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,040 Your father's out in the garden. 33 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,880 Could you get him for me, please? 34 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,240 I think I can manage that. 35 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,600 Edward? 36 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,000 Edward! 37 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,960 Yeah? It's Patrick for you. 38 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,480 Patrick. I hope you know it's mum's birthday. 39 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,080 Well, she was my wife before she was your mother. 40 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,160 Thanks for enlightening me. 41 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,440 That's all I called to say. 42 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,720 PHONE RINGS 43 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,680 Oh, God. 44 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,560 Sorry. PHONE CLICKS 45 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,640 Della... # Happy birthday to you! # 46 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,560 I'm in the quiet carriage. 47 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,680 I only rang to sing you happy birthday. 48 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,880 Well, and to tell you the crap news. 49 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,800 My flight back's been cancelled. 50 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,560 I've tried everything. But it... 51 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,720 I even resorted to flirting with the man at the desk. 52 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,040 No dice. 53 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,240 The next flight back's not till tomorrow. 54 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,720 PHONE BLEEPS 55 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:56,960 DOORMAN: Hello, madam. 56 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,480 Good afternoon. Checking in for Julia Day. 57 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,160 Welcome back, Mrs Day. 58 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,440 Just me this time. 59 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,960 Uh...are you any good with flowers? 60 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,200 Is that a gender neutral question, Mr Day? 61 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,320 Or are we swimming into dangerous territory? 62 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,640 Yeah, sod off. It's a yes-no question. 63 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,760 Will you, um... 64 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,000 Will you order something nice for my mother's birthday? 65 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,520 What colours does she like? 66 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,440 White. 67 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,480 Not a colour. 68 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Leave it to me. 69 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,720 How much do you want to spend? 70 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,760 However much. I...I just want it to be special. She's... 71 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,080 ..she's on her own now, so... 72 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,640 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 73 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,680 DOOR OPENS 74 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,480 Oh, wow! 75 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,200 FACETIME RINGTONE 76 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,080 Uh, they're a bit small, actually, darling. 77 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,880 SHE LAUGHS Thank you. 78 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,120 Well, what can I say? It's not every day your old ma turns 60. 79 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,960 Oh, less of the old. How are you? 80 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,000 Oh, you know, horribly busy. 81 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,120 Everyone's on their third consecutive late night, 82 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,920 but don't worry, I've told them that I have to be out by eight. 83 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,440 Oh, don't be ridiculous. If you have to work, you have to work. 84 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,800 But it's...it's your 60th. It's a big one. 85 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,560 Please, don't worry. I do worry a lot. 86 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,320 I...I feel like a total shit, 87 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,960 but Della and Leo are just going to have to hold the fort this one. 88 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,880 Mum, I...I...I've got to go. I'll make it up to you. 89 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,960 I swear. Co...? PHONE BEEPS 90 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,200 PHONE RINGS 91 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,880 INDISTINCT VOICE ON PHONE 92 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,960 Hi. I have a table booked tonight under the name of Day. 93 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,000 I need to cancel it. 94 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,840 Wonder what we're missing. 95 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,240 Uh... 96 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,480 A 520 BC warrior woman. 97 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,920 No bigger than my index finger... 98 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,560 ..yet you could tell everything about her. 99 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,040 Her strength, her capability... 100 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,120 ..and what she had to put up with. 101 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,960 Well, either you work here 102 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,800 or that is some serious armchair buffery. 103 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,080 Buffery? Is that a word? 104 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,920 THEY LAUGH Probably not. 105 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,680 So do you? 106 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,320 I did many, many years ago. 107 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,600 Not that many years, I'm sure. 108 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:28,000 So what...what was it that you did here many, many years ago? 109 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,760 I was a conservator. 110 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:36,400 And if...somebody didn't know what that was? 111 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:40,760 It's looking after the exhibits, recording their intricacies. 112 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,800 Basically doing the impossible - halting the march of time. 113 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,560 Sounds kind of... 114 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,000 ..incredible. 115 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,960 It was. 116 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,240 So why...why stop? 117 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,720 Life got in the way. 118 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,200 Yeah. 119 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,440 Yeah, I know what you... TANNOY: Ladies and gentlemen, 120 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,280 the museum will be closing in 20 minutes. Thank you. 121 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,720 Thanks for the...expertise. 122 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,560 You make me sound like I'm 100. 123 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,920 Would you like to go for a drink? 124 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,240 Who with? What...? 125 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,000 With...with me. 126 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,600 You can say no. 127 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,640 I'm not some weird stalker who's going to follow you home 128 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,240 and strangle you for rejecting me. 129 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,840 OK, I'm going to stop talking now. 130 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,040 Except to say...my name is Benjamin. 131 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,080 Julia. 132 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,120 QUIETLY: Julia. 133 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,400 Well, it was very nice to meet you, Julia. 134 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,560 And I'm sure you... 135 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,920 Well, you may well have other plans. 136 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,520 Well, I did, but I... 137 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,560 Not any more. 138 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,120 LOUD CHATTER 139 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,880 Sorry it's so rammed. It's all right. 140 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,160 My son works in a pub. 141 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,280 My youngest. 142 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,880 Works is overstating it. He takes the least shifts possible. 143 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,800 My husband...ex husband, 144 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,400 courtesy of my ex best friend, 145 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,720 doesn't mind Leo drifting about. Says it's character building, 146 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:33,920 so my other two go crazy about it, of course. 147 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,920 That's all out there, then. 148 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,960 SHE LAUGHS 149 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,280 PHONE DIALS 150 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,960 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Julia. Sorry I missed you. Please... 151 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,000 PHONE LOCKS 152 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,840 If it makes you feel any better, I was only cleaning coffee... 153 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,880 SHE LAUGHS 154 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:13,920 DISTANT LAUGHTER 155 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,040 What is the worst thing you've ever done? 156 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,680 Ah... 157 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,720 I've always been terrified of getting in trouble. 158 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,240 Do the right thing. 159 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:34,120 It's a desperately dull mantra to live by, but live by it I do. 160 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,760 I think if I'm really honest with myself, 161 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,200 I've chosen to be this way. 162 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:44,960 If I didn't, if I...let myself off the leash... 163 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,160 ..I don't know where it would take me. 164 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,480 What I'd be capable of. 165 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:58,720 None of us do. 166 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:08,160 And I'm remembering why me and white wine aren't friends. 167 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,040 Um, what about you? 168 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,240 Your worst thing. Fine. Fine, fine. I, uh... 169 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,040 I said some things to my dad. 170 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,320 Shitty things. 171 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,880 Things that turned out to be lasting. 172 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,120 Sorry, this is totally unacceptable first date chat. 173 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,520 Mm. 174 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,440 SHE GIGGLES 175 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:45,960 SHE SIGHS 176 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,280 Thank you, Benjamin. 177 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,080 It was really fun. 178 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,520 So...I better go. 179 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:57,560 Oh, I'd never forgive myself if anything were to...happen to you. 180 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,720 THEY LAUGH 181 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:04,320 You mean on the long and treacherous journey to the very secure lift 182 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,320 and my locked door? 183 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,720 Exactly. 184 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,200 Hello. Good evening, sir. 185 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,120 This is...very nice. 186 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,520 Julia. SMASHING 187 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,640 PHONE RINGS 188 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,040 BABY WHIMPERS Sh... 189 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,120 BABY CRIES, HE SHUSHES 190 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,320 It's all right. FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 191 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,600 Are you serious? 192 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,720 I was stealthy. I was beyond stealthy. PHONE DINGS 193 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,000 I can see that. 194 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,800 So why'd the mothership decide not to stay? 195 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,120 Quite unfathomably, she's decided she'd rather stay in a hotel 196 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,120 than our perfectly nice guest bedroom. 197 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,440 Never mind the cost of it, she'll be on the other side of town 198 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,360 to her grandchildren, which is just...bizarre. 199 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,960 Yeah, well, it is your mother. What's that supposed to mean? 200 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,000 She's had a crappy year. 201 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,600 If she wants to treat herself, then she should, don't you think? 202 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,920 Yes. Yes, I do. I'm tired is all. 203 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,840 And this fucker... BABY CRIES 204 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,080 ..lovely fucker hasn't given me a minute's peace all day. 205 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,480 Well, she's just had, and then some great oaf... 206 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,560 Some great HANDSOME oaf. 207 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,840 BABY GURGLES 208 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,640 Give her to me. 209 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,240 HE GRUNTS Hello. 210 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,280 It's OK. 211 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,880 Sweet... BABY GURGLES 212 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,120 I know. It's tough, isn't it? 213 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,240 Yeah, I know. 214 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,840 HE KISSES HER, SHE GRUMBLES 215 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,840 Yeah, good girl. 216 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,760 HE HUMS 217 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,040 # ..for the road 218 00:15:54,480 --> 00:16:02,080 # Am I thinking what everybody's thinking? # 219 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,840 It's not much of a view. 220 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,440 I disagree. 221 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,040 I was attempting to be wry...unsuccessfully, clearly. 222 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,040 # Slip my hand from your hand 223 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,480 # Leave you dancing... # 224 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,240 You're being ridiculous. 225 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,040 # ..my hand from your hand 226 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,640 # Leave you dancing with a ghost. # 227 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,240 At the risk of you laughing at me again. 228 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,720 # There's blood... # 229 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,120 Would you like to dance with me? 230 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:40,080 I'm sorry. It was a...stupid idea. 231 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,040 No, it wasn't. I, um...I just... 232 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,000 ..can't remember the last time I was asked. 233 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:54,720 # ..everybody's thinking? 234 00:16:54,720 --> 00:17:02,200 # I'm so glad I came, but I can't wait to leave 235 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,160 # Slip my hand from your hand 236 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,920 # Leave you dancing with a ghost 237 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:14,200 # Slip my hand from your hand 238 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,640 # Leave you dancing with a ghost. # 239 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,040 GLASS SMASHES 240 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,080 MAN GRUNTS 241 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,880 MAN BREATHES 242 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,000 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 243 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,040 Hey. 244 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,080 HE GROANS SOFTLY 245 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,520 Hello. 246 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,560 You have to go. 247 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,680 Why's that? 248 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,320 I was 60 yesterday. 249 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,160 60. 250 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,560 And you're...well, I mean, I don't even know, but you're bloody young. 251 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,600 And... 252 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:44,040 # Well, it's been a long time, long time now 253 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:51,680 # Since I've seen you smile 254 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:58,640 # And I'd gamble away my fright 255 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:06,000 # And I'll gamble away my time 256 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:12,920 # And in a year, a year or so... # 257 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,360 HE MOANS 258 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,360 SHE MOANS 259 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,240 THEY MOAN 260 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,400 DOOR CLOSES Julia? 261 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,720 Shall I get some room service? 262 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,760 Right, so until we've done the Tower of London, 263 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:09,000 we can't really consider ourselves proper tourists. 264 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,880 I've already got the perfect excuse for work, 265 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,240 and before you say anything, it's not a lie, 266 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,440 it's just not a truth as such. 267 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,320 Sounds like a question of semantics. 268 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,800 No. It's a question of intention. 269 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,120 And since I have no intention of doing anybody any harm, 270 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,760 it only counts as a tiny white lie. 271 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,840 You are dangerously persuasive. 272 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,080 So here's what I'm thinking... I have to go back to Devon. 273 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,000 I have something that I can't get out of. 274 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,920 And this... 275 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,960 ..something that you can't get out of, 276 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:57,800 is that a...long something or a short something? 277 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,640 It's a lunch something. 278 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,480 So I'll meet you back at Paddington in time for dinner then, yes? 279 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,760 I'm starting to think that you're certifiable. 280 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,920 PHONE RINGS 281 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,720 DELLA: Where've you been? I was worried. 282 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,720 I even resorted to calling Leo to see where you were, 283 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,440 who, of course, had no idea what day it even was. 284 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,120 What have you been doing all this time? I... 285 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,360 I mean, how many galleries can one woman really consume? 286 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,640 You'd be surprised. 287 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,880 Julia, where have you gone? 288 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,560 I'm right here. 289 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,720 Don't take me for a fool. 290 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,200 You're thinking of that feckless son of mine. 291 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,720 Much use it'll do you. 292 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,280 "Oh, the man who commits adultery with a woman 293 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,160 "is lacking sense. 294 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,000 "He would destroy himself." Does it? 295 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,240 Proverbs 6: 32-34. 296 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,280 They should make that into a fridge magnet, Hazel. 297 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,080 It's very pithy. 298 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,640 I... DOOR OPENS 299 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,800 Something wrong with the bell? 300 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,680 Hello, mother. Nice to see you, too. 301 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,080 I have visitors. Yeah, I, uh... 302 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,880 Julia. 303 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,640 She's all yours. 304 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,840 SHE KISSES HER 305 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,680 Well, don't leave on my account. 306 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,720 Who said I was? 307 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,800 Someone's waiting for me. 308 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,440 DOOR CLOSES 309 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,840 Hey. I saw your car. 310 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,800 You really do go above and beyond the call of duty for Hazel. 311 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,520 We're family. Well, we were a family. 312 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,760 How was your birthday? I have a train to catch. 313 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,120 My least favourite subject at school was history. 314 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,320 Always felt so irrelevant. 315 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,000 All we have is what's to come, not what's been. 316 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,400 That's convenient for you. 317 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,480 I have to run. 318 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,080 But the one moment that always stood out for me was that brief period 319 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,520 during the Cold War where everyone just got their shit together. 320 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,280 It didn't mean they were all best friends, everything was forgiven. 321 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,920 It just meant, I don't know, things could be easier. 322 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,440 I'm not having this conversation. 323 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,200 You have to at some point! 324 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,880 LAUGHTER 325 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,600 INDISTINCT CHATTER 326 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,200 Aw, thank fuck you're back. 327 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,440 There's literally nothing to eat in the fridge. 328 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,400 Light bulb's gone in my bathroom, 329 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,000 and the kitchen sink smells like a dead badger. 330 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,400 Good news. Curt's got a load of bricks for the pizza oven. 331 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,160 He's said he'd give me the lot for 500 quid, 332 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,200 which I said I was good for, obviously, but I'm...well...short. 333 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,360 So you want money? 334 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,080 Thanks, Mum. You're the best. 335 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,640 Do you or do you not know where the light bulbs live? 336 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,840 I get it. This is about your birthday. 337 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,840 I've said it already, but I'll say it again. 338 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,120 I'm sorry that I forgot. 339 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,160 I just...I have a lot going on at the moment, 340 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,200 and I'll make it up to you at your fast-approaching 70th. 341 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,640 HE LAUGHS 342 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,240 Oh, come on, you've made your point. 343 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,240 Not everything is always about you, Leo. 344 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,920 Hi. 345 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,360 Hi. 346 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:13,880 I know flowers are a more traditional reunion gift, but... 347 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,920 Oh. 348 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,600 It's very sweet. 349 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,480 Thank you. Ready? Yep. 350 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,600 SHE LAUGHS 351 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,600 PHONE RINGS 352 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,040 VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Julia. Sorry I missed you. 353 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,280 Please, leave a message, and I'll call you back. Thanks. 354 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,200 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 355 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,960 Patrick. 356 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,960 Shit. 357 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,440 Right response. 358 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,520 I'm...need to... 359 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,440 You look amazing. You really do. 360 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,080 But. 361 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,240 LOUD MUSIC 362 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,000 Excuse me. Sorry. Is there somewhere we can sit? 363 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,720 Somewhere a bit less hectic. Uh, sure. 364 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,280 You're a brave man. I wouldn't bring my mum here. 365 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,320 Lucky he didn't, then, isn't it? 366 00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,880 Julia. 367 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,520 Julia! 368 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,280 You do not look like my mum! 369 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,960 Look, I've held off asking this because, well, 370 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,000 because I didn't want to know the answer, 371 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,960 but what exactly are you doing with me? 372 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,440 Why aren't you with someone your own age? 373 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,560 What's wrong with you? 374 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,240 Oh. I see we're done with the pleasantries. 375 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,880 I know nothing about you. 376 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,680 Nothing concrete. That's not true! You know lots. 377 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,880 I don't even know your last name. It's a pretty bloody basic detail. 378 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,120 My last name is Greene. 379 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,200 All right? 380 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,200 Now can...can we please just try and go back to having a nice evening? 381 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,360 I don't think we can. 382 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,800 Fine. Fine. You want to know stuff? Here is stuff. 383 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,280 I was born in the Royal Surrey Hospital. 384 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,200 I'm a Virgo. 385 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,400 Uh, I'm an only child. 386 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,320 Always wanted a brother. 387 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,200 Somebody who could look out for me, 388 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,280 but, in the end, who really looks out for anybody in this life? 389 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,200 My parents, they... 390 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,960 Well, let's just say they don't really factor into the story. 391 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,040 And in answer to your question, I was with somebody else. 392 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,440 I was with someone my own age. 393 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,800 I even thought that I was going to marry her, 394 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,120 but it turns out that she, well, she had a very different plan. 395 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,200 So I think, "Fine, fine, that's me... 396 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,560 "..done." 397 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,800 And then I happened to meet you. 398 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,240 And I forget about her. 399 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,280 Just for a little while, I forget. 400 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,600 And, yeah...you're older. 401 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,160 Big deal. 402 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,640 MOANING 403 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,200 SHE LAUGHS 404 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,960 Ta-dah! Did you just tick everything? 405 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,240 Maybe. 406 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,200 Aren't you sick of ordering room service? 407 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,720 Uh, no. 408 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,200 You'd be happy just holed up here for another week, 409 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,640 never leaving the room, wouldn't you? 410 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,040 You are literally describing my dream scenario. 411 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,080 It's not real life, though, is it? Well, who needs real life? 412 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,440 I think I do. 413 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440 I think we have to face it at some point. 414 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,200 OK. 415 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,240 So... 416 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,400 ..what do we do? 417 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,480 We? 418 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,840 Hm? 419 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,800 We...tell people? 420 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,520 The dreaded people. 421 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,520 So who gets the honour of being told first? 422 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,560 Uh... 423 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,760 Ah, I guess my kids. 424 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,480 All right, then. 425 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,240 Um... 426 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,000 They're going to love you. 427 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,880 Hi, Mum. 428 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,240 Hey. Happy birthday. Thank you. 429 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,320 You look, uh... 430 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,360 SHE LAUGHS 431 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,360 How are you, darling? How's work? 432 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,720 Oh. Eimear and the girls? They send granny their love. 433 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,080 Thank you. Ooh. 434 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,880 Did Dad get you anything? 435 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,920 Can we not? 436 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,000 Not tonight. Just...tell me he at least got you a present. 437 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,160 Why would he? Because you were married for 35 years. 438 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,680 Patrick... He got you a card? 439 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,520 Just tell me he at least got you a card. 440 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,640 I don't want a card from him. I don't want anything from him. 441 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,520 I just want to have a nice evening with no mention of that fucking man. 442 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,240 You're a good boy. 443 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,080 Happy birthday. 444 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,840 Thank you. 445 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,480 I'm not that late. Leo. 446 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,880 Oh, so what are we eating? 447 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,280 We were waiting for you to order. Well, wait no longer, my friend. 448 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,720 Ooh, lobster looks lush. 449 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,520 It's 50 quid a kilo. Yeah, we're having the set menu. 450 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,440 It's Mum's birthday dinner. 451 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,840 Belated birthday dinner, so it's up to her to decide. 452 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,280 Do we have to order off the set menu? 453 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,000 Have whatever you want, darling. 454 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,560 There's something... Well, there's something I need to tell you all, 455 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,200 and I'd appreciate it if you didn't pass it on to your father. 456 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,080 You're not dying, are you? 457 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,360 No, Leo. I'm not dying. 458 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,000 Sorry to disappoint. 459 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,840 The divorce has finally come through, 460 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,480 and I've, uh... 461 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,200 ..I've met someone. 462 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,640 Like a romantic someone? Uh, like a romantic someone. 463 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,120 Well, it's better than you dying...I think. 464 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,840 Don't be a dick. It's much better. 465 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,960 Uh, we're not ready to order. I'll let you know... 466 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,320 Oh, no, he isn't... Um, this is the someone. 467 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,440 Benjamin. This is Benjamin. 468 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,920 What the actual fuck? 469 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,440 He can't be much older than you. 470 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,680 I think Mum's having some kind of breakdown. 471 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,720 This is a smart place, you know. 472 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,520 Della, do you need to, um, freshen up? 473 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,360 Shall we? 474 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,320 So, um, tell me, Benjamin. 475 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,640 What kind of cushty work number have you got 476 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,560 that allows you to be prowling art galleries in the afternoon? 477 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,400 Copywriting. 478 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,120 You kind of set your own hours, hence the... 479 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,640 ..prowling. 480 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,680 Sounds almost too good to be true. 481 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,200 Very nice. 482 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,320 Very cool. Hm. 483 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,800 Us lawyers don't do cool, so... 484 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,640 Well, I'm sure that there are, uh... 485 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,720 ..other...perks. 486 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,480 Yes, there are. 487 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,120 Wolves kept firmly from the door. 488 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,760 Can I? 489 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,800 You're using lip gloss now as well? 490 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,840 As well as...? 491 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,760 What part of the world is it that you hail from? 492 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,600 Kent. 493 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,800 Oh, well, Kent's a big place. Where exactly? 494 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,240 Tiny village, you won't know it. Try me. 495 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,360 It's called Newenden. 496 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,840 Family still there? Are you not going to eat that? 497 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,400 Oh. 498 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,800 Please, be my guest. 499 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,800 I see you've got yourself quite the tattoo there. 500 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,120 Leo, Julia tells me that you've moved back home with her. 501 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,440 Temporarily. I'm back home temporarily. 502 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,760 Yeah, no, I just mean I get it. 503 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,760 Can't be easy for your generation to try to... 504 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,240 I wouldn't say you're far off my generation, Ben. 505 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,600 It's Benjamin. 506 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,960 Oh. 507 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,400 Look, why don't we just address the colossal elephant in the room? 508 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,600 I don't know what you mean. 509 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,560 I understand that this is awkward for you. 510 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,480 I'd be the same. She's your mum. 511 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,800 You're rightly protective of her. Well, thanks for the permission. 512 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,040 Then you see this youngish guy, 513 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,800 and you're thinking, "What's his game?" 514 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,560 All I can say to try to reassure you... 515 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,360 ..is I'm not going to hurt her. 516 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,440 Good. Cos if you did, we'd kill you. 517 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,400 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 518 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,120 WHISPERING: How are you? 519 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,040 Thank you. Oh, no, Mum. 520 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,160 Put it away. 521 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,360 Well, that's kind. 522 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,520 See you. 523 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,920 Really good to meet you all. 524 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,880 Oh. 525 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,600 Thank you. 526 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,280 ENGINE STARTS 527 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,320 HE SIGHS 528 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,840 That is properly grim. 529 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,960 You'll love this. Leo has already managed to tell dad. 530 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,360 It just slipped out. I made him swear not to say anything to Mum. 531 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,280 She specifically asked us not to. 532 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,600 What can I say? I'm in shock. 533 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,880 I mean, she hardly soft-soaked us with either bombshell. 534 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,320 The divorce isn't a bombshell. It's overdue. 535 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,040 How did dad take it? He thought the timing was interesting. 536 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,400 Oh, how depressingly typical, 537 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,760 thinking the whole world revolves around him. 538 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,760 Right. Benjamin. 539 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,160 What's he after? One word. Well, two, I suppose. 540 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,040 Gold digger. Thank you, Kanye. 541 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,760 Do we instantly have to be suspicious? 542 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,840 Yes. He's, what, 20, 30 years younger than Mum. And? 543 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,080 Mum has the house, the villa, the investments. 544 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,360 She's the proverbial golden fleece. 545 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,240 I'm sure she'd love to be described like that. 546 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,160 The man didn't even try to pick up the bill! 547 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,080 Never mind he's decked out in designer gear, 548 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,960 which I find hard to believe he paid for. 549 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,480 So what if mum wants to treat him? It's her money. 550 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,120 That's my inheritance you're talking about. Well, our. 551 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,040 He was evasive. Artfully so. 552 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,080 When you think about it, 553 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,080 how much did he really give away about himself? 554 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,240 It was a dinner, not an interrogation. 555 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,320 Could be an opportunist. Could be far worse. 556 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,400 Either way, we'll obviously have to stop it. 557 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,880 Has it occurred to either of you that mum was happy tonight? 558 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,800 Like...actually, properly happy, 559 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,320 Like, in a way she hasn't been since our bellend of a father walked out. 560 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,720 How is it, then? 561 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,040 Emily being back? 562 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,800 What? She's...back? How do you know? 563 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,040 It's a new-fangled thing called social media. 564 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,160 I assumed she'd tell you herself. 565 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:17,000 There is a thing called tact, Leo. Mm, coming from both of you. 566 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,480 I've got mates to see. Not that this hasn't been lovely. 567 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,520 Right. 568 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,200 You didn't need... 569 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,440 I'm totally fine about it. 570 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,480 So what? 571 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,080 She's back. She didn't tell me. 572 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,520 It's no biggie. 573 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,880 How's everything with you anyway? Ah... 574 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,920 So much detail. It's overwhelming. 575 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:55,000 Everything's great, if you count getting... 576 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,440 Uh, let's see. Yep, uh, four missed calls from your wife 577 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,920 because you're out past - wait for it - ten o'clock. 578 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,640 Remind me never to get married. 579 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,360 I don't think you need reminding. 580 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,600 I've just realised something of epically tragic proportions. 581 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:20,480 Our 60-year-old mother is getting laid more than both of us. 582 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,520 HE GROANS 583 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,600 MAN SHOUTING: Come here! 584 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,400 Dell, do you... 585 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,160 Do you ever think about...? 586 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:50,520 This thing with Benjamin...will burn out. Guaranteed. 587 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,120 So I say let her enjoy herself. 588 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,160 HE SCOFFS 589 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,440 And if it doesn't? 590 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,000 She's our mum. 591 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,200 It's our job to protect her. 592 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,680 Uh, one of your guests. Julia. 593 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,960 Julia Day. What room is she in? 594 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,760 I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to disclose that information, sir. 595 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,600 I'm her son. I just need to speak to her. 596 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,960 That may well be the case, sir... It is the case. 597 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,280 Right. 598 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,640 Me. My mum. 599 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,520 Now, what room is she in? 600 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,880 I'll see if Mrs Day is willing to receive further visitors. 601 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,040 Thank you. 602 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,600 MOANING, KISSING 603 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,600 DIAL TONE 604 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,720 Further...further visitors? 605 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,240 I'm her son. He's...he's... 606 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,640 He's with her. 607 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,360 Patrick? What's going on? 608 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,000 I think I was just... HE MUMBLES DRUNKENLY 609 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800 I didn't know you were coming back. 610 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,400 And shit-faced. I, uh... 611 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,200 I, um... 612 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,840 HE SIGHS AND GRUNTS 613 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,960 I'll get you some water. Thank you. 614 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,840 I'm not sure what I'd do without you. 615 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,960 I'm sure you'd cope. 616 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,360 I, uh... 617 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,760 HE EXHALES LOUDLY 618 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,880 I refuse to be anything like my parents. 619 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,160 My mum, I love her, I really do, but she is weak. 620 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,520 Always has been. 621 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,280 My father... 622 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,880 ..he's not even worth the oxygen. 623 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,200 I'm a good man. 624 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,000 I have to be a good man. 625 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,920 Or else what am I? 626 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,680 SHE SIGHS 627 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,840 Thanks. 628 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,200 Never thought I'd be the kind of woman who checks up on her husband. 629 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,600 I'm going back to work. 630 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,120 I've e-mailed my old chambers already. We agreed a year. 631 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,080 We agreed a lot. 632 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,400 I can't do this right now. 633 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,680 Mum's shagging someone my age. 634 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,400 She brought him to dinner to meet us. 635 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,560 Like it was a... 636 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,520 ..a thing. What's he like? A liar. 637 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,320 Probably a criminal. And you got all that from the one meeting? 638 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,240 He is half her age. 639 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:36,440 Yeah, well, it would have been hard for her telling you all. 640 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,400 Oh, for her? Are you serious? 641 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,160 Would yous prefer it if she stayed miserable, then, would you? 642 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,240 She's a woman in her own right. She is not just your mother. 643 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,320 Unless you're jealous of him. 644 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,640 You're really on her side? 645 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,920 Like, really? 646 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,040 It doesn't matter to you that I'm your husband? 647 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,120 CRYING: That you're going to be loyal to me? 648 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,280 Do you know who you sound like? 649 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,960 Your father. 650 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,600 HE GRUNTS IN PAIN 651 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:11,760 Fuck... 652 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,120 It will be OK. 653 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,280 All right, it won't be OK, 654 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:48,320 but your mother is old enough to make her own mistakes. 655 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,560 We just have to be there to pick up the pieces. 656 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,880 Oh, that's cheered me up. 657 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,400 Well, lucky for you, you miserable sod, 658 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,800 whatever happens, whichever way it cuts, 659 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,080 you've always got us. 660 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,840 We just thought our own place in London might be nice. 661 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,600 Your glass is empty, my love... 662 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,120 ..which is entirely unacceptable. 663 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,680 Mm, keeping me pickled to get me down the aisle, 664 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,080 aren't you, Mr Greene? Busted. 665 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,520 Patrick, would you mind grabbing us another bottle? 666 00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,720 They're just in the garage, I think. 667 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,800 Well, we can't be low in champagne, 668 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,000 not with everything we have to celebrate. 669 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,040 Thanks, mate. 670 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,680 HE SIGHS 671 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,000 THUDDING 672 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,360 Mum, I'm sorry, but he's not a good man. 673 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,080 There are so many things... I will say this one last time, Patrick. 674 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,240 Do not make me choose. 675 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,400 Uncle Leo, isn't it amazing? It's a wedding! 676 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,360 Go and help Auntie Della. Go on. 677 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,400 Go on. 678 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,160 Oi. Are you really going to behave like this all day? 679 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,600 Mate, you promised. You said you'd stop it. 680 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,600 There's still time. 681 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,600 Marriage is forever. 682 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,640 When you're given the right person, 683 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,680 it's unbreakable. 684 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,280 It's being able to say what's mine is yours... 685 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,560 ..and what's yours is mine. 686 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,800 It's the feeling that I have in my chest right now. 687 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,880 A feeling that I am going to burst with pride 688 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,920 when I say the words, "Ladies and gentlemen, 689 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,040 "please raise your glasses to my wife... 690 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,880 "..this is Julia... 691 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,200 "..Greene." 692 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,120 Your home is incredible. 693 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,880 You must be... Benjamin. 694 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,640 I'm guessing you're... Ted. 695 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,880 I didn't realise that getting the divorce through 696 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,320 would affect you so much. 697 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,960 You OK? 698 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,560 What are you doing here? Go home, Della. 699 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,280 PATRICK: If he's hiding something, we'll find out and fast. 700 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,080 My hotel. Come on. Surely. 701 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,880 And I'm paying, I suppose? 702 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,520 Tell mum about Benjamin. 703 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,360 We do this, she'll never trust us again. 704 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,920 I told you that I am working on it, all right? 705 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,240 Mum can really pick 'em. 76541