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Daughter.
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This programme contains some
scenes of a sexual nature and some
strong language.
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Wife.
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Mother.
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These are my roles.
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I chose them.
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For better, for worse.
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And then you came along...
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..exploded all of that.
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ENGINE STARTS
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RAIN HITS WINDOW
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ALARM CLOCK BEEPS
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DOOR SLAMS
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Morning.
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Good morning, darling.
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Did you sleep OK?
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Oi. How did I raise such a caveman?
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I hate to break it to you, Mum,
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but I don't think cavemen
had almond milk.
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What have you got planned for today?
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Nothing life-changing.
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I used to dream of having
the things I have now.
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A wife, a house,
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a family of my own.
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I suppose I thought when they were
mine, I wouldn't corrupt them.
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How wrong was I?
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PHONE CLICKS
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KEYBOARD TAPPING
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LIFT DINGS
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Morning, Marsha.
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This is a surprise.
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Your father's out in the garden.
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Could you get him for me, please?
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I think I can manage that.
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Edward?
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Edward!
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Yeah? It's Patrick for you.
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Patrick. I hope you know
it's mum's birthday.
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Well, she was my wife before
she was your mother.
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Thanks for enlightening me.
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That's all I called to say.
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PHONE RINGS
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Oh, God.
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Sorry.
PHONE CLICKS
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Della...
# Happy birthday to you! #
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I'm in the quiet carriage.
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I only rang to sing
you happy birthday.
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Well, and to tell you the crap news.
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My flight back's been cancelled.
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I've tried everything. But it...
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I even resorted to flirting
with the man at the desk.
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No dice.
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The next flight back's
not till tomorrow.
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PHONE BLEEPS
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DOORMAN: Hello, madam.
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Good afternoon.
Checking in for Julia Day.
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Welcome back, Mrs Day.
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Just me this time.
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Uh...are you any good with flowers?
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Is that a gender neutral
question, Mr Day?
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Or are we swimming into
dangerous territory?
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Yeah, sod off.
It's a yes-no question.
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Will you, um...
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Will you order something nice
for my mother's birthday?
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What colours does she like?
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White.
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Not a colour.
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Leave it to me.
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How much do you want to spend?
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However much. I...I just want
it to be special. She's...
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..she's on her own now, so...
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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DOOR OPENS
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Oh, wow!
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FACETIME RINGTONE
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Uh, they're a bit small,
actually, darling.
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SHE LAUGHS
Thank you.
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Well, what can I say? It's not
every day your old ma turns 60.
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Oh, less of the old. How are you?
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Oh, you know, horribly busy.
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Everyone's on their third
consecutive late night,
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but don't worry, I've told them
that I have to be out by eight.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous. If you
have to work, you have to work.
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But it's...it's your 60th.
It's a big one.
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Please, don't worry.
I do worry a lot.
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I...I feel like a total shit,
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but Della and Leo are just going
to have to hold the fort this one.
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Mum, I...I...I've got to go.
I'll make it up to you.
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I swear. Co...?
PHONE BEEPS
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PHONE RINGS
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INDISTINCT VOICE ON PHONE
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Hi. I have a table booked tonight
under the name of Day.
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I need to cancel it.
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Wonder what we're missing.
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Uh...
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A 520 BC warrior woman.
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No bigger than my index finger...
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..yet you could tell
everything about her.
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Her strength, her capability...
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..and what she had to put up with.
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Well, either you work here
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or that is some serious
armchair buffery.
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Buffery? Is that a word?
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THEY LAUGH
Probably not.
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So do you?
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I did many, many years ago.
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Not that many years, I'm sure.
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So what...what was it that you did
here many, many years ago?
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I was a conservator.
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And if...somebody didn't
know what that was?
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It's looking after the exhibits,
recording their intricacies.
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Basically doing the impossible -
halting the march of time.
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Sounds kind of...
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..incredible.
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It was.
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So why...why stop?
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Life got in the way.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I know what you...
TANNOY: Ladies and gentlemen,
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the museum will be closing
in 20 minutes. Thank you.
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Thanks for the...expertise.
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You make me sound like I'm 100.
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Would you like to go for a drink?
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Who with? What...?
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With...with me.
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You can say no.
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I'm not some weird stalker
who's going to follow you home
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and strangle you for rejecting me.
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OK, I'm going to stop talking now.
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Except to say...my
name is Benjamin.
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Julia.
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QUIETLY: Julia.
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Well, it was very nice
to meet you, Julia.
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And I'm sure you...
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Well, you may well have other plans.
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Well, I did, but I...
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Not any more.
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LOUD CHATTER
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Sorry it's so rammed.
It's all right.
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My son works in a pub.
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My youngest.
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Works is overstating it.
He takes the least shifts possible.
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My husband...ex husband,
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courtesy of my ex best friend,
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doesn't mind Leo drifting about.
Says it's character building,
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so my other two go crazy
about it, of course.
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That's all out there, then.
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SHE LAUGHS
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PHONE DIALS
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VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Julia.
Sorry I missed you. Please...
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PHONE LOCKS
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If it makes you feel any better,
I was only cleaning coffee...
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SHE LAUGHS
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DISTANT LAUGHTER
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What is the worst thing
you've ever done?
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Ah...
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I've always been terrified
of getting in trouble.
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Do the right thing.
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It's a desperately dull mantra
to live by, but live by it I do.
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I think if I'm really
honest with myself,
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I've chosen to be this way.
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If I didn't, if I...let
myself off the leash...
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..I don't know where
it would take me.
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What I'd be capable of.
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None of us do.
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And I'm remembering why me and
white wine aren't friends.
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Um, what about you?
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Your worst thing.
Fine. Fine, fine. I, uh...
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I said some things to my dad.
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Shitty things.
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Things that turned
out to be lasting.
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Sorry, this is totally
unacceptable first date chat.
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Mm.
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SHE GIGGLES
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SHE SIGHS
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Thank you, Benjamin.
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It was really fun.
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So...I better go.
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Oh, I'd never forgive myself
if anything were to...happen to you.
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THEY LAUGH
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You mean on the long and treacherous
journey to the very secure lift
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and my locked door?
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Exactly.
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Hello. Good evening, sir.
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This is...very nice.
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Julia.
SMASHING
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PHONE RINGS
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BABY WHIMPERS
Sh...
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BABY CRIES, HE SHUSHES
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It's all right.
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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Are you serious?
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I was stealthy.
I was beyond stealthy.
PHONE DINGS
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I can see that.
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So why'd the mothership
decide not to stay?
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Quite unfathomably, she's decided
she'd rather stay in a hotel
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than our perfectly
nice guest bedroom.
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Never mind the cost of it,
she'll be on the other side of town
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to her grandchildren,
which is just...bizarre.
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Yeah, well, it is your mother.
What's that supposed to mean?
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She's had a crappy year.
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If she wants to treat herself,
then she should, don't you think?
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Yes. Yes, I do. I'm tired is all.
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And this fucker...
BABY CRIES
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..lovely fucker hasn't given me
a minute's peace all day.
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Well, she's just had, and
then some great oaf...
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Some great HANDSOME oaf.
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BABY GURGLES
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Give her to me.
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HE GRUNTS
Hello.
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It's OK.
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Sweet...
BABY GURGLES
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I know. It's tough, isn't it?
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Yeah, I know.
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HE KISSES HER, SHE GRUMBLES
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Yeah, good girl.
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HE HUMS
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# ..for the road
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# Am I thinking what
everybody's thinking? #
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It's not much of a view.
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I disagree.
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I was attempting to be
wry...unsuccessfully, clearly.
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# Slip my hand from your hand
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# Leave you dancing... #
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You're being ridiculous.
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# ..my hand from your hand
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# Leave you dancing with a ghost. #
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At the risk of you
laughing at me again.
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# There's blood... #
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Would you like to dance with me?
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I'm sorry. It was a...stupid idea.
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No, it wasn't. I, um...I just...
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..can't remember
the last time I was asked.
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# ..everybody's thinking?
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# I'm so glad I came,
but I can't wait to leave
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# Slip my hand from your hand
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# Leave you dancing with a ghost
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# Slip my hand from your hand
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# Leave you dancing with a ghost. #
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GLASS SMASHES
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MAN GRUNTS
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MAN BREATHES
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Hey.
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HE GROANS SOFTLY
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Hello.
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You have to go.
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Why's that?
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I was 60 yesterday.
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60.
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And you're...well, I mean, I don't
even know, but you're bloody young.
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And...
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# Well, it's been a long time,
long time now
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# Since I've seen you smile
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# And I'd gamble away my fright
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# And I'll gamble away my time
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# And in a year, a year or so... #
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HE MOANS
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SHE MOANS
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THEY MOAN
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DOOR CLOSES
Julia?
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Shall I get some room service?
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Right, so until we've
done the Tower of London,
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we can't really consider
ourselves proper tourists.
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I've already got the
perfect excuse for work,
265
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,240
and before you say anything,
it's not a lie,
266
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,440
it's just not a truth as such.
267
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,320
Sounds like a question of semantics.
268
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,800
No. It's a question of intention.
269
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,120
And since I have no intention
of doing anybody any harm,
270
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,760
it only counts as a tiny white lie.
271
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,840
You are dangerously persuasive.
272
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,080
So here's what I'm thinking...
I have to go back to Devon.
273
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,000
I have something that
I can't get out of.
274
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,920
And this...
275
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,960
..something that you
can't get out of,
276
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:57,800
is that a...long something
or a short something?
277
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,640
It's a lunch something.
278
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,480
So I'll meet you back at Paddington
in time for dinner then, yes?
279
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,760
I'm starting to think
that you're certifiable.
280
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,920
PHONE RINGS
281
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,720
DELLA: Where've you been?
I was worried.
282
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,720
I even resorted to calling Leo
to see where you were,
283
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,440
who, of course, had no idea
what day it even was.
284
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,120
What have you been doing
all this time? I...
285
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,360
I mean, how many galleries can
one woman really consume?
286
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,640
You'd be surprised.
287
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,880
Julia, where have you gone?
288
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,560
I'm right here.
289
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,720
Don't take me for a fool.
290
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,200
You're thinking of that
feckless son of mine.
291
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,720
Much use it'll do you.
292
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,280
"Oh, the man who commits
adultery with a woman
293
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,160
"is lacking sense.
294
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,000
"He would destroy himself." Does it?
295
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,240
Proverbs 6: 32-34.
296
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,280
They should make that into
a fridge magnet, Hazel.
297
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,080
It's very pithy.
298
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,640
I...
DOOR OPENS
299
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,800
Something wrong with the bell?
300
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,680
Hello, mother. Nice to see you, too.
301
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,080
I have visitors. Yeah, I, uh...
302
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,880
Julia.
303
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,640
She's all yours.
304
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,840
SHE KISSES HER
305
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,680
Well, don't leave on my account.
306
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,720
Who said I was?
307
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,800
Someone's waiting for me.
308
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,440
DOOR CLOSES
309
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,840
Hey. I saw your car.
310
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,800
You really do go above and beyond
the call of duty for Hazel.
311
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,520
We're family.
Well, we were a family.
312
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,760
How was your birthday?
I have a train to catch.
313
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,120
My least favourite subject
at school was history.
314
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,320
Always felt so irrelevant.
315
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,000
All we have is what's to come,
not what's been.
316
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,400
That's convenient for you.
317
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,480
I have to run.
318
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,080
But the one moment that always stood
out for me was that brief period
319
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,520
during the Cold War where everyone
just got their shit together.
320
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,280
It didn't mean they were all best
friends, everything was forgiven.
321
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,920
It just meant, I don't know,
things could be easier.
322
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,440
I'm not having this conversation.
323
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,200
You have to at some point!
324
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,880
LAUGHTER
325
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,600
INDISTINCT CHATTER
326
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,200
Aw, thank fuck you're back.
327
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,440
There's literally nothing
to eat in the fridge.
328
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,400
Light bulb's gone in my bathroom,
329
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,000
and the kitchen sink smells
like a dead badger.
330
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,400
Good news. Curt's got a load
of bricks for the pizza oven.
331
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,160
He's said he'd give me
the lot for 500 quid,
332
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,200
which I said I was good for,
obviously, but I'm...well...short.
333
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,360
So you want money?
334
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,080
Thanks, Mum. You're the best.
335
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,640
Do you or do you not know
where the light bulbs live?
336
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,840
I get it. This is
about your birthday.
337
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,840
I've said it already,
but I'll say it again.
338
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,120
I'm sorry that I forgot.
339
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,160
I just...I have a lot
going on at the moment,
340
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,200
and I'll make it up to you
at your fast-approaching 70th.
341
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,640
HE LAUGHS
342
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,240
Oh, come on, you've made your point.
343
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,240
Not everything is always
about you, Leo.
344
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,920
Hi.
345
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,360
Hi.
346
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:13,880
I know flowers are a more
traditional reunion gift, but...
347
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,920
Oh.
348
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,600
It's very sweet.
349
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,480
Thank you. Ready? Yep.
350
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,600
SHE LAUGHS
351
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,600
PHONE RINGS
352
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,040
VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached Julia.
Sorry I missed you.
353
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,280
Please, leave a message,
and I'll call you back. Thanks.
354
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,200
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
355
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,960
Patrick.
356
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,960
Shit.
357
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,440
Right response.
358
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,520
I'm...need to...
359
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,440
You look amazing. You really do.
360
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,080
But.
361
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,240
LOUD MUSIC
362
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,000
Excuse me. Sorry. Is there
somewhere we can sit?
363
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,720
Somewhere a bit less hectic.
Uh, sure.
364
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,280
You're a brave man.
I wouldn't bring my mum here.
365
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,320
Lucky he didn't, then, isn't it?
366
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,880
Julia.
367
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,520
Julia!
368
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,280
You do not look like my mum!
369
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,960
Look, I've held off asking
this because, well,
370
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,000
because I didn't want
to know the answer,
371
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,960
but what exactly are
you doing with me?
372
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,440
Why aren't you with
someone your own age?
373
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,560
What's wrong with you?
374
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,240
Oh. I see we're done
with the pleasantries.
375
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,880
I know nothing about you.
376
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,680
Nothing concrete. That's not true!
You know lots.
377
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,880
I don't even know your last name.
It's a pretty bloody basic detail.
378
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,120
My last name is Greene.
379
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,200
All right?
380
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,200
Now can...can we please just try and
go back to having a nice evening?
381
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,360
I don't think we can.
382
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,800
Fine. Fine. You want to know stuff?
Here is stuff.
383
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,280
I was born in the
Royal Surrey Hospital.
384
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,200
I'm a Virgo.
385
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,400
Uh, I'm an only child.
386
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,320
Always wanted a brother.
387
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,200
Somebody who could look out for me,
388
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,280
but, in the end, who really looks
out for anybody in this life?
389
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,200
My parents, they...
390
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,960
Well, let's just say they don't
really factor into the story.
391
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,040
And in answer to your question,
I was with somebody else.
392
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,440
I was with someone my own age.
393
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,800
I even thought that I was
going to marry her,
394
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,120
but it turns out that she, well,
she had a very different plan.
395
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,200
So I think, "Fine,
fine, that's me...
396
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,560
"..done."
397
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,800
And then I happened to meet you.
398
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,240
And I forget about her.
399
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,280
Just for a little while,
I forget.
400
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,600
And, yeah...you're older.
401
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,160
Big deal.
402
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,640
MOANING
403
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,200
SHE LAUGHS
404
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,960
Ta-dah! Did you just
tick everything?
405
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,240
Maybe.
406
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,200
Aren't you sick of ordering
room service?
407
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,720
Uh, no.
408
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,200
You'd be happy just holed up
here for another week,
409
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,640
never leaving the room,
wouldn't you?
410
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,040
You are literally describing
my dream scenario.
411
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,080
It's not real life, though, is it?
Well, who needs real life?
412
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,440
I think I do.
413
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440
I think we have to
face it at some point.
414
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,200
OK.
415
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,240
So...
416
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,400
..what do we do?
417
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,480
We?
418
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,840
Hm?
419
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,800
We...tell people?
420
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,520
The dreaded people.
421
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,520
So who gets the honour
of being told first?
422
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,560
Uh...
423
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,760
Ah, I guess my kids.
424
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,480
All right, then.
425
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,240
Um...
426
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,000
They're going to love you.
427
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,880
Hi, Mum.
428
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,240
Hey. Happy birthday. Thank you.
429
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,320
You look, uh...
430
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,360
SHE LAUGHS
431
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,360
How are you, darling? How's work?
432
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,720
Oh. Eimear and the girls?
They send granny their love.
433
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,080
Thank you. Ooh.
434
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,880
Did Dad get you anything?
435
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,920
Can we not?
436
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,000
Not tonight. Just...tell me
he at least got you a present.
437
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,160
Why would he? Because you
were married for 35 years.
438
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,680
Patrick... He got you a card?
439
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,520
Just tell me he
at least got you a card.
440
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,640
I don't want a card from him.
I don't want anything from him.
441
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:48,520
I just want to have a nice evening
with no mention of that fucking man.
442
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,240
You're a good boy.
443
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,080
Happy birthday.
444
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,840
Thank you.
445
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,480
I'm not that late. Leo.
446
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,880
Oh, so what are we eating?
447
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,280
We were waiting for you to order.
Well, wait no longer, my friend.
448
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,720
Ooh, lobster looks lush.
449
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,520
It's 50 quid a kilo.
Yeah, we're having the set menu.
450
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,440
It's Mum's birthday dinner.
451
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,840
Belated birthday dinner,
so it's up to her to decide.
452
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,280
Do we have to order
off the set menu?
453
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,000
Have whatever you want, darling.
454
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,560
There's something... Well, there's
something I need to tell you all,
455
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,200
and I'd appreciate it if you
didn't pass it on to your father.
456
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,080
You're not dying, are you?
457
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,360
No, Leo. I'm not dying.
458
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,000
Sorry to disappoint.
459
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,840
The divorce has finally
come through,
460
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,480
and I've, uh...
461
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,200
..I've met someone.
462
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,640
Like a romantic someone?
Uh, like a romantic someone.
463
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,120
Well, it's better than
you dying...I think.
464
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,840
Don't be a dick. It's much better.
465
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,960
Uh, we're not ready to order.
I'll let you know...
466
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,320
Oh, no, he isn't...
Um, this is the someone.
467
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,440
Benjamin. This is Benjamin.
468
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,920
What the actual fuck?
469
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,440
He can't be much older than you.
470
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,680
I think Mum's having
some kind of breakdown.
471
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,720
This is a smart place, you know.
472
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,520
Della, do you need to,
um, freshen up?
473
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,360
Shall we?
474
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,320
So, um, tell me, Benjamin.
475
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,640
What kind of cushty work
number have you got
476
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,560
that allows you to be prowling
art galleries in the afternoon?
477
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,400
Copywriting.
478
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,120
You kind of set your own hours,
hence the...
479
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,640
..prowling.
480
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,680
Sounds almost too good to be true.
481
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,200
Very nice.
482
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,320
Very cool. Hm.
483
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,800
Us lawyers don't do cool, so...
484
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,640
Well, I'm sure that there are, uh...
485
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,720
..other...perks.
486
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,480
Yes, there are.
487
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,120
Wolves kept firmly from the door.
488
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,760
Can I?
489
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,800
You're using lip gloss now as well?
490
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,840
As well as...?
491
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,760
What part of the world is it
that you hail from?
492
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,600
Kent.
493
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,800
Oh, well, Kent's a big place.
Where exactly?
494
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,240
Tiny village, you won't
know it. Try me.
495
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,360
It's called Newenden.
496
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,840
Family still there?
Are you not going to eat that?
497
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,400
Oh.
498
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,800
Please, be my guest.
499
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,800
I see you've got yourself
quite the tattoo there.
500
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,120
Leo, Julia tells me that you've
moved back home with her.
501
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,440
Temporarily.
I'm back home temporarily.
502
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,760
Yeah, no, I just mean I get it.
503
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,760
Can't be easy for your
generation to try to...
504
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,240
I wouldn't say you're far
off my generation, Ben.
505
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,600
It's Benjamin.
506
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,960
Oh.
507
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,400
Look, why don't we just address
the colossal elephant in the room?
508
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,600
I don't know what you mean.
509
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,560
I understand that this
is awkward for you.
510
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,480
I'd be the same. She's your mum.
511
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,800
You're rightly protective of her.
Well, thanks for the permission.
512
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,040
Then you see this youngish guy,
513
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,800
and you're thinking,
"What's his game?"
514
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,560
All I can say to try
to reassure you...
515
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,360
..is I'm not going to hurt her.
516
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,440
Good. Cos if you did,
we'd kill you.
517
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,400
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
518
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,120
WHISPERING: How are you?
519
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,040
Thank you. Oh, no, Mum.
520
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,160
Put it away.
521
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,360
Well, that's kind.
522
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,520
See you.
523
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,920
Really good to meet you all.
524
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,880
Oh.
525
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,600
Thank you.
526
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,280
ENGINE STARTS
527
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,320
HE SIGHS
528
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,840
That is properly grim.
529
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,960
You'll love this. Leo has
already managed to tell dad.
530
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,360
It just slipped out. I made him
swear not to say anything to Mum.
531
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,280
She specifically asked us not to.
532
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,600
What can I say? I'm in shock.
533
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,880
I mean, she hardly soft-soaked us
with either bombshell.
534
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,320
The divorce isn't a bombshell.
It's overdue.
535
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,040
How did dad take it? He thought
the timing was interesting.
536
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,400
Oh, how depressingly typical,
537
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,760
thinking the whole world
revolves around him.
538
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,760
Right. Benjamin.
539
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,160
What's he after?
One word. Well, two, I suppose.
540
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,040
Gold digger. Thank you, Kanye.
541
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,760
Do we instantly have
to be suspicious?
542
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,840
Yes. He's, what, 20, 30 years
younger than Mum. And?
543
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,080
Mum has the house, the villa,
the investments.
544
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,360
She's the proverbial golden fleece.
545
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,240
I'm sure she'd love to be
described like that.
546
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,160
The man didn't even try
to pick up the bill!
547
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,080
Never mind he's decked
out in designer gear,
548
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,960
which I find hard to
believe he paid for.
549
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,480
So what if mum wants to treat him?
It's her money.
550
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,120
That's my inheritance
you're talking about. Well, our.
551
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,040
He was evasive. Artfully so.
552
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,080
When you think about it,
553
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,080
how much did he really give away
about himself?
554
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,240
It was a dinner,
not an interrogation.
555
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,320
Could be an opportunist.
Could be far worse.
556
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,400
Either way, we'll obviously
have to stop it.
557
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,880
Has it occurred to either of you
that mum was happy tonight?
558
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,800
Like...actually, properly happy,
559
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,320
Like, in a way she hasn't been since
our bellend of a father walked out.
560
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,720
How is it, then?
561
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,040
Emily being back?
562
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,800
What? She's...back?
How do you know?
563
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,040
It's a new-fangled thing
called social media.
564
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,160
I assumed she'd tell you herself.
565
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:17,000
There is a thing called tact, Leo.
Mm, coming from both of you.
566
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,480
I've got mates to see.
Not that this hasn't been lovely.
567
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,520
Right.
568
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,200
You didn't need...
569
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,440
I'm totally fine about it.
570
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,480
So what?
571
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,080
She's back. She didn't tell me.
572
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,520
It's no biggie.
573
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,880
How's everything with
you anyway? Ah...
574
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,920
So much detail. It's overwhelming.
575
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:55,000
Everything's great,
if you count getting...
576
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,440
Uh, let's see. Yep, uh, four
missed calls from your wife
577
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,920
because you're out past -
wait for it - ten o'clock.
578
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,640
Remind me never to get married.
579
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,360
I don't think you need reminding.
580
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,600
I've just realised something
of epically tragic proportions.
581
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:20,480
Our 60-year-old mother is getting
laid more than both of us.
582
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,520
HE GROANS
583
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,600
MAN SHOUTING: Come here!
584
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,400
Dell, do you...
585
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,160
Do you ever think about...?
586
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:50,520
This thing with Benjamin...will
burn out. Guaranteed.
587
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,120
So I say let her enjoy herself.
588
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,160
HE SCOFFS
589
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,440
And if it doesn't?
590
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,000
She's our mum.
591
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,200
It's our job to protect her.
592
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,680
Uh, one of your guests. Julia.
593
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,960
Julia Day. What room is she in?
594
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,760
I'm afraid I'm not at liberty
to disclose that information, sir.
595
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,600
I'm her son. I just need
to speak to her.
596
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,960
That may well be the case, sir...
It is the case.
597
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,280
Right.
598
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,640
Me. My mum.
599
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,520
Now, what room is she in?
600
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,880
I'll see if Mrs Day is willing
to receive further visitors.
601
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,040
Thank you.
602
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,600
MOANING, KISSING
603
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,600
DIAL TONE
604
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,720
Further...further visitors?
605
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,240
I'm her son. He's...he's...
606
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,640
He's with her.
607
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,360
Patrick? What's going on?
608
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,000
I think I was just...
HE MUMBLES DRUNKENLY
609
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,800
I didn't know you were coming back.
610
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,400
And shit-faced. I, uh...
611
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,200
I, um...
612
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,840
HE SIGHS AND GRUNTS
613
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,960
I'll get you some water. Thank you.
614
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,840
I'm not sure what
I'd do without you.
615
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,960
I'm sure you'd cope.
616
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,360
I, uh...
617
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,760
HE EXHALES LOUDLY
618
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,880
I refuse to be anything
like my parents.
619
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,160
My mum, I love her, I really do,
but she is weak.
620
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,520
Always has been.
621
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,280
My father...
622
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,880
..he's not even worth the oxygen.
623
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,200
I'm a good man.
624
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,000
I have to be a good man.
625
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,920
Or else what am I?
626
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,680
SHE SIGHS
627
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,840
Thanks.
628
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,200
Never thought I'd be the kind of
woman who checks up on her husband.
629
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,600
I'm going back to work.
630
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,120
I've e-mailed my old chambers
already. We agreed a year.
631
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,080
We agreed a lot.
632
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,400
I can't do this right now.
633
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,680
Mum's shagging someone my age.
634
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,400
She brought him to
dinner to meet us.
635
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,560
Like it was a...
636
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,520
..a thing. What's he like? A liar.
637
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,320
Probably a criminal. And you got
all that from the one meeting?
638
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,240
He is half her age.
639
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:36,440
Yeah, well, it would have been
hard for her telling you all.
640
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,400
Oh, for her? Are you serious?
641
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,160
Would yous prefer it if she stayed
miserable, then, would you?
642
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,240
She's a woman in her own right.
She is not just your mother.
643
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,320
Unless you're jealous of him.
644
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,640
You're really on her side?
645
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,920
Like, really?
646
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,040
It doesn't matter to you
that I'm your husband?
647
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,120
CRYING: That you're going
to be loyal to me?
648
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,280
Do you know who you sound like?
649
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,960
Your father.
650
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,600
HE GRUNTS IN PAIN
651
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:11,760
Fuck...
652
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,120
It will be OK.
653
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,280
All right, it won't be OK,
654
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:48,320
but your mother is old enough
to make her own mistakes.
655
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,560
We just have to be there
to pick up the pieces.
656
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,880
Oh, that's cheered me up.
657
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,400
Well, lucky for you,
you miserable sod,
658
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,800
whatever happens,
whichever way it cuts,
659
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,080
you've always got us.
660
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,840
We just thought our own place
in London might be nice.
661
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,600
Your glass is empty, my love...
662
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,120
..which is entirely unacceptable.
663
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,680
Mm, keeping me pickled
to get me down the aisle,
664
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,080
aren't you, Mr Greene? Busted.
665
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,520
Patrick, would you mind
grabbing us another bottle?
666
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,720
They're just in the garage, I think.
667
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,800
Well, we can't be low in champagne,
668
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,000
not with everything
we have to celebrate.
669
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,040
Thanks, mate.
670
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,680
HE SIGHS
671
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,000
THUDDING
672
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,360
Mum, I'm sorry,
but he's not a good man.
673
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,080
There are so many things... I will
say this one last time, Patrick.
674
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,240
Do not make me choose.
675
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,400
Uncle Leo, isn't it amazing?
It's a wedding!
676
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,360
Go and help Auntie Della. Go on.
677
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,400
Go on.
678
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:30,160
Oi. Are you really going
to behave like this all day?
679
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,600
Mate, you promised.
You said you'd stop it.
680
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,600
There's still time.
681
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,600
Marriage is forever.
682
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,640
When you're given the right person,
683
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,680
it's unbreakable.
684
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,280
It's being able to say
what's mine is yours...
685
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,560
..and what's yours is mine.
686
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,800
It's the feeling that I have
in my chest right now.
687
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,880
A feeling that I am going
to burst with pride
688
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,920
when I say the words,
"Ladies and gentlemen,
689
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,040
"please raise your
glasses to my wife...
690
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,880
"..this is Julia...
691
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,200
"..Greene."
692
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,120
Your home is incredible.
693
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,880
You must be... Benjamin.
694
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,640
I'm guessing you're... Ted.
695
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,880
I didn't realise that getting
the divorce through
696
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,320
would affect you so much.
697
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:50,960
You OK?
698
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,560
What are you doing here?
Go home, Della.
699
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,280
PATRICK: If he's hiding something,
we'll find out and fast.
700
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,080
My hotel. Come on. Surely.
701
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,880
And I'm paying, I suppose?
702
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,520
Tell mum about Benjamin.
703
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,360
We do this, she'll
never trust us again.
704
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,920
I told you that I am working
on it, all right?
705
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,240
Mum can really pick 'em.
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