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- [Man On Phone] You don't
cooperate, the women die.
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- [Suleiman] Walker, the
statues, the Shermans.
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Connect the dots
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and you've got millionaires
funding terrorism.
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- We can hide them in the WI,
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the police won't look there.
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So you're just going to run away?
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- Yeah.
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- You're the magpie.
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- Yeah.
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(fire extinguisher thuds)
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- We don't kill people.
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We're the goodies.
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(horn blaring)
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- Oh fuck.
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(suspenseful music)
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(bird cawing)
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(gunshot roars)
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(suspenseful music)
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- The new cartel dudes just landed.
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- You texted back sombrero
emoji, firework, winky face?
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It's not a booty call.
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- Do you see an aubergine?
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- All right, look.
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Tell 'em that we need 500 grand up front.
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- They're broke, that's the whole point.
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They swap the statues for coke
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and then they sell the coke.
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- What, and then they write you a check?
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- No, 'cause it's 1987.
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- I'll take care of this.
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- Hey, hey.
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- Nina, need I remind
you, they want you dead.
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You're going nowhere near them.
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- Also, FYI, this is still my deal.
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- You are just like my sister.
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- Hot?
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- No, a rat.
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An ungrateful, deceitful,
doped up chicken head.
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- Sounds hot.
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- So excuse me if I don't
wanna put my mother's life
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in your hands, thank you.
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- Nina, we're all
stressed, we're all scared,
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but you are going to
need to trust me on this.
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This is the only way
we're gonna get them back.
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- All right, kid.
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Set up a meeting.
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Some place public, lots of witnesses.
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- Dear, no dear, that sounds wrong.
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Ola, also where do we
stand on a white man using
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the word hombre?
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(suspenseful music)
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(door creaking)
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(suspenseful music)
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(women gasping)
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(door creaks)
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- Next time he's in here,
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how 'bout I turn on the charm.
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A little leg, a little
tush, a little bust.
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Keep it classy.
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Then when he's got his
face buried in my boobies,
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you stick that son of
a bitch with a shank.
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- I really don't think
that's going to work.
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- Are you saying I'm not attractive?
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- No, no, no.
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It's just that he's religious.
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- Well, we gotta do something
or we're fuck-ucked.
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- How are they gonna know it's us?
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- I told them I'd be the
one holding a red umbrella.
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- This isn't a Richard Curtis film.
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- Here's your ticket, by the way.
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- Oh Barnaby.
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You utter bellend.
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(upbeat music)
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(speaking in Japanese)
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- No, no, no, go away.
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- They think you're a tour guide.
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- Yes, I can see that.
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(people speaking in Japanese)
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- He's here.
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And he's fit.
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- Leah.
- Seriously.
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Even as a nominally straight guy,
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you must admit that is
male model good looking.
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- God, I miss Nina.
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No, no.
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Right, okay, fine, come on, chop chop.
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- I didn't want you to feel left out
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so I gave you a codename too.
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- Good.
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(upbeat music)
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- You're the Magpie?
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So you must be the Budgie Smuggler.
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My associate who was meant
to meet with you, Eduardo.
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- He never showed.
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- So when can I get what I came for.
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- We need an advance.
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- That's not possible.
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- 500,000 pounds cash tonight.
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Or the deal's off.
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- Get us the statues tonight,
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you'll get your money, Budgie Smuggler.
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- I can see that one's gonna run and run.
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- How long does this thing take?
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- About half an hour.
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(upbeat music)
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- Is that a camera?
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- We hope you enjoyed your ride.
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- Deal with this.
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Eight p.m., somewhere quiet.
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- You'll have to pay for that.
- Give it to me.
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(balls rattling)
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- And the next number is 31.
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Ah.
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- Look Malcolm, they've
won a garden gnome.
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(telephone rings)
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- Art and antiquities unit.
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You're what?
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Right, could you describe it to me?
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- [Nina] Where the hell are our statues?
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- That wretched woman.
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- Ah, Barnaby.
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You've come for the trestle table.
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- I'll bury that table up
your ass if you don't tell us
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what you did with our goddamn statues.
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- I'm afraid that your
statues have been seized
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by the constabulary.
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- By who?
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- Whom.
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- Who the fuck are you, Charles Dickens?
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- They were taken away by a police officer
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from the art and antiquities unit.
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- Mother fucking shit.
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- Please don't tell my mother.
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- Hiding the statues in that
WI was your idea, Barnaby.
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- Guys, can we be rational.
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Now, look, I met a guy at a rave
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who used to close
security for Salt-N-Pepa.
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He said he could lend me a gun.
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(engines rumbling)
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- Could you tell me how the body
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of a Mexican national, Eduardo Alvarez,
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came to be discovered
in your car, Mr. Walker?
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- Well, that night Nina and I went out.
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We left the car at home.
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Hit up some bars then a hotel.
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- So you and your nanny got
drunk and spent the night
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in a hotel room?
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- Yes.
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- They're shagging,
proper Mary Poppins shit.
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- She said what?
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- It's actually quite normal.
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Jude Law, Ben Affleck,
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they all romance their nannies.
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- Well, they were sleeping
with their employees,
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not women who nursed them as children.
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- I have some issues.
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- Look, you and Ms. Morales can do
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what you want to each other
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and it is feasible that Eduardo
Alvarez could steal a car,
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given his history.
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- Oh, right, okay yeah, I see.
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Of course he's gonna
steal a car, he's Mexican.
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Havin' said that, I mean,
he clearly did steal it.
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- I was referring to his
links to organized crime.
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- Sure, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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you know, and, plus, you know,
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I hate to say it but where
there's smoke, there's fire.
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- But this is what I
can't get my head around.
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If you were gonna steal a vehicle,
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why would anyone choose to
steal this ridiculous car?
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(suspenseful music)
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Mr. Walker.
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- Suleiman, a word?
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I told you to drop this case.
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- I won't do that sir.
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Someone canceled
surveillance on Nigel Walker,
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my key witness.
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- Why would anyone do that?
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- To protect the Sherman brothers.
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- Now you're soundin' a bit hysterical.
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- With all due respect, I
don't think words like that
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are very helpful.
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- Have you thought about
taking a little time off?
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- There's a police officer
working for the Shermans!
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- You're disobeyin' orders,
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you're paranoid, burnt out.
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Come back when you're feeling calmer.
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Evans, I'd like to run some jokes past ya
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to see if they're okay with you.
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Nina] So this could
pass for a blood antiquity?
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- [Barnaby] Yes, it's a Persian oil lamp,
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probably 12th century.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it.
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So, we tell the cops that
we won it at the raffle,
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they come and get it,
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we follow them to wherever
they keep this stuff,
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break in and take the statues back.
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- Yes.
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Is that gonna work?
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- I hope so.
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- B, give me your phone.
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I'm not gonna frape you.
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- What are you doing?
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- GPS, we can track it to the statues.
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- How am I going to get it out?
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- Smash it?
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- It's 800 years old.
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- Your contract, mate.
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- Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
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If we call the cops,
they're gonna smell a rat.
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(upbeat music)
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- Leave it with me.
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(suspenseful music)
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- All right, all right,
please just leave it with me.
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- She's calling art and antiquities.
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- How did you get her to do that?
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- Penelope was always
snitching on me for smoking,
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drinking, showing my boob to
her grandson at midnight mass.
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I needed leverage.
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Then I found this in her bins.
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In 1977, Penelope was in a
punk band called Spunk Bunny.
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If this got out, imagine the
looks she'd get in Waitrose.
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- I arrested one art thief
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because his van ran out of petrol.
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He said he didn't have
the Monet to buy Degas
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to make the Van Gogh.
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Yeah, needs work.
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- [Penelope] There's still no answer.
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- [Leah] Keep trying.
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- So, the cartel wants statues.
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We don't have statues.
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The Jihadis want money,
we don't have money
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but the Jihadis can get more statues
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and the cartel can get money
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so how 'bout we bring them together?
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They can make their own arrangements
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and maybe they'll release Maria and mum
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as a sort of thank you.
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- What, cut ourselves out of the deal?
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B, if we back out now, we'll
end up in a barrel of acid
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with our severed fists
shoved up each other's asses.
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We need them to need us.
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- But they don't need us.
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- Yes they do.
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They need someone who knows about art,
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who can handle provenance.
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- Well, I suppose.
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- You've got the knowledge.
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I've got the game.
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We can do this together.
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- Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, you two, no.
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And him, no.
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Barnaby, why do you
think your father cut you
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out of the business, huh?
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Lying and hustling is not in your nature.
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- She's right.
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Dad thinks you're about as
much use as tits on a fish.
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- Thank you.
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- He thought you couldn't hack it.
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00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,370
- I couldn't hack it?
264
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,420
He ran away.
265
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:53,080
- Exactly, you can do this.
266
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,540
- [Nina] Barnaby.
267
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,890
- I guess I could wing it.
268
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:57,150
- Said every man ever right
269
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,180
before he landed flat on his ass.
270
00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,240
- Really?
271
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,340
Well, I think you'll find this man's ass
272
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,673
is going to remain
decidedly unfallen upon.
273
00:14:07,441 --> 00:14:09,392
(people laughing)
274
00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:10,695
- This better be good.
275
00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:12,880
I'm not supposed to be
here, he suspended me.
276
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,150
- No, but seriously
when we lost our funding
277
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,500
to counter-terrorism command,
278
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,773
I thought the writing was on the wall.
279
00:14:19,773 --> 00:14:22,640
But thanks to the generosity
of everyone here tonight,
280
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,004
the art and antiquities
unit has a bright future.
281
00:14:26,004 --> 00:14:28,837
(people clapping)
282
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:33,170
Now, all the booze this
evening has been provided
283
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:36,730
by two donors that prefer
to remain anonymous,
284
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,840
so let's charge our glasses
285
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,400
with this Grande Cuvée de Sherman.
286
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,950
- It is quaffable.
287
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:47,661
- Big hearts and deep pockets, cheers.
288
00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,328
- [Everyone] Cheers.
289
00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:55,990
- Where's the meeting taking place?
290
00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,910
- Odessa Road, Detford.
291
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:59,820
Remember last Christmas,
you told a scrap dealer
292
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,210
to tow away my G-Wiz.
293
00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,530
- That was my Christmas present,
I was giving you the chance
294
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,600
to lose your virginity.
295
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,270
- Yes, well, I spent a jolly
Boxing Day giving 200 pounds
296
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,716
to the scrap dealer in
a quite Brexit-y pub.
297
00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:14,061
Had a sort of ask me no questions,
298
00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:15,800
I won't bottle you vibe.
299
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,633
- Sweet.
300
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,263
- Barnaby, Barnaby!
301
00:15:21,783 --> 00:15:23,060
You can't do this alone, kid.
302
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,360
- Trust me, stay with the lamp.
303
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,376
- What am I, a freakin' genie?
304
00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:29,959
(upbeat music)
305
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,578
Pancho.
306
00:15:39,578 --> 00:15:41,550
(upbeat music)
307
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:42,383
Penelope.
308
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,540
- Look, I'm afraid no one's picking up.
309
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:48,550
Perhaps I could try tomorrow.
310
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:51,630
- Oh sure, right after I tell
Murder She Wrote over there
311
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,783
all about Spunk Bunny.
312
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,620
Thought so, Pancho.
313
00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:01,373
Pancho, watch Johnny Rotten
here like a freakin' hawk.
314
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,860
I gotta do to Detford.
315
00:16:04,736 --> 00:16:06,569
- How do they do that?
316
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:08,761
May I?
317
00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:11,344
(upbeat music)
318
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,770
- Quiet pub?
319
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,390
- There must've been a
change of management.
320
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:18,810
- Uh huh, you've invited
some devout Muslims
321
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,728
to a place called Lunge.
322
00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:25,728
(upbeat music)
(people chattering)
323
00:16:27,991 --> 00:16:30,158
- Hello, the Walker party.
324
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,353
- Oh yeah, happy birthday.
325
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,074
- Thank you.
326
00:16:36,074 --> 00:16:37,113
- [Hostess] Enjoy!
327
00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:39,696
(upbeat music)
328
00:16:49,357 --> 00:16:51,800
- It's the only way I
could get a private area.
329
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,911
Thought it was a bit weird for a pub.
330
00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:56,494
(upbeat music)
331
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,947
(speaking in Spanish)
332
00:17:07,947 --> 00:17:10,530
(upbeat music)
333
00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:22,909
- Hello.
334
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,665
Just got a little.
335
00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:29,415
(engine roaring)
336
00:17:39,264 --> 00:17:42,264
(suspenseful music)
337
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,195
- Hey.
338
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,510
Before we kick off, would
anyone like a drink?
339
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:49,130
Beer, wine?
340
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,490
Got a two for one on WKD.
341
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:51,530
- No alcohol.
342
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,620
We don't drink.
343
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,153
- Yes, obviously.
344
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,040
Don't wanna upset the big man upstairs.
345
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,873
Very impressive.
346
00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:02,663
Good.
347
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:10,100
So, this gentleman represents
Mexican organization
348
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:14,653
and this gentlemen represents ISIS.
349
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,620
ISIS, ISIL, Daesh?
- Daesh?
350
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,200
- Any preference?
351
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,313
- Where are the statues, Budgie Smuggler?
352
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,720
- Please, call me Barnaby.
353
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:29,709
(upbeat music)
354
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,292
(door rattles)
355
00:18:37,629 --> 00:18:40,462
(people grunting)
356
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,890
The funny thing is, there
has been a slight hiccup
357
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,910
and at this present moment in time,
358
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:56,607
we don't actually have
the statues or the money.
359
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,287
- Surprise!
360
00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:00,576
Happy birthday!
361
00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:02,981
(upbeat music)
(women giggling)
362
00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:06,448
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
363
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:10,383
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
364
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:14,053
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
365
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,563
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
366
00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:20,896
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
367
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:27,230
- Okay, look, before we all
lose our heads, oh god, no,
368
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,548
sorry, that wasn't.
369
00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:31,048
- I want my money.
370
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,990
- If you could just hear me out please.
371
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:39,750
Look, this gentleman over here
wants blood antiquities okay?
372
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,760
And you can get more of those, I presume.
373
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:46,765
So, how about we all work together?
374
00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:51,765
(upbeat music)
(people cheering)
375
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,827
(Nina cheering)
376
00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:16,102
(upbeat music)
(people clapping)
377
00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:19,832
Could you let go of my head?
378
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,923
Neither of you know
anything about art, right?
379
00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:33,873
You don't have any connections.
380
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,300
We do.
381
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:40,380
And your organization has trade
routes all over the world.
382
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:43,223
We could be selling this stuff
everywhere, Europe, Asia,
383
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:49,518
China, America, Mexico.
384
00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:52,870
You know a lot about
Mexico, Brazil, Europe.
385
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:55,040
- You said that.
- Yep, thank you.
386
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,693
The point is we could blow up big time.
387
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,603
Again, sorry, that wasn't a dig.
388
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:08,329
(people cheering)
(upbeat music)
389
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,918
(man grunts)
390
00:21:20,918 --> 00:21:24,161
(upbeat music)
391
00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:28,170
So, yes, that is what I wanted to propose.
392
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:31,470
Would anyone else like the conch?
393
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:34,120
- You understand that what
I'm doing is a holy thing?
394
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,490
So why would I trust men like you?
395
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:40,560
Men with no values.
396
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,063
- Without wishing to
sound like a Bond villain,
397
00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,463
we're not that different, you and I.
398
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,133
- Really?
399
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,360
- Say there was no black market.
400
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,610
Those statues, they'd still be
401
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,960
in Syria getting bombed right?
402
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,780
But arguably, they only
survived because we stole them.
403
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,313
So while none of this is
particularly pleasant,
404
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,863
maybe it's necessary.
405
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,393
- No deal.
406
00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:10,690
- God you're annoying.
407
00:22:10,690 --> 00:22:13,900
Okay, if Pablo Esco-buff
gives you the Benjamins
408
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,883
on our behalf, do we get out mum back?
409
00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:19,400
- Assuming you got something worth 500 Gs,
410
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,370
which, no offense, I doubt.
411
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:23,720
- How 'bout Nina Morales?
412
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,580
You gives chuckles the money,
413
00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,450
he gives us the hostages,
and I give you Nina.
414
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:44,080
- Wait, not the deal.
415
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,240
- Yep.
416
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,073
- No way.
417
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:46,906
What are you doing?
418
00:22:46,906 --> 00:22:47,850
- [Leah] It's our only option.
419
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,923
- No way, never.
420
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:02,900
- Look, Pancho, the lamp's stopping.
421
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:03,800
We got an address.
422
00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:07,715
(suspenseful music)
423
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,269
- Listen, this was not a
part of the deal we made.
424
00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:26,777
You know, messin' around
with no fly lists.
425
00:23:26,777 --> 00:23:29,073
Nickin' evidence.
426
00:23:29,073 --> 00:23:30,823
What if somebody tweaks?
427
00:23:32,603 --> 00:23:35,603
(telephone ringing)
428
00:24:03,293 --> 00:24:04,126
- Mama!
429
00:24:07,710 --> 00:24:09,010
- Hello, how is everybody?
430
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,493
That green suits you Nina.
431
00:24:16,726 --> 00:24:19,726
(suspenseful music)
432
00:24:28,607 --> 00:24:31,607
(telephone ringing)
433
00:24:34,364 --> 00:24:37,004
(women shrieking)
434
00:24:37,004 --> 00:24:37,837
- Nina!
435
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:44,216
- If you try anything, I'll kill him.
436
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,180
- Hey, hey, hey asshole.
437
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,250
- Let him go.
438
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,520
- Stop, okay, stop!
439
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,719
I'm serious.
440
00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,473
This is all my fault.
441
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,493
Let him go, take me.
442
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:57,633
- She's pathetic.
443
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,653
She sold you out.
444
00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:01,743
- Bullshit.
445
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,540
She would never do that to me.
446
00:25:08,021 --> 00:25:09,521
You fuckin' bitch.
447
00:25:12,352 --> 00:25:15,352
(telephone ringing)
448
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,073
- [Maria] Nina!
449
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,050
- I love you too, ma.
450
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,666
- No, you got a call.
451
00:25:23,199 --> 00:25:25,890
- Ma, these are my last moments over here.
452
00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:27,440
- [Sofia] Nina, the statues.
453
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,993
We got an address!
454
00:25:31,956 --> 00:25:34,590
- Sofia, if you hear a shot call the cops,
455
00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:35,640
tell them everything.
456
00:25:38,108 --> 00:25:40,028
You want the statues or not?
457
00:25:40,028 --> 00:25:43,028
(suspenseful music)
458
00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:53,745
- Barnaby, are you okay?
459
00:25:53,745 --> 00:25:54,720
- Yeah.
460
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,230
- This isn't 500 grand.
461
00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:57,633
- No, it's not.
462
00:25:58,657 --> 00:25:59,513
But take it.
463
00:26:01,617 --> 00:26:04,270
'Cause I got 800 steps left on my FitBit
464
00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:07,560
and I wanna do 'em to my
hotel room and a restaurant,
465
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,020
not in the woods digging
your fuckin' graves.
466
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,853
- So hot.
467
00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:15,030
- Get outta here.
468
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:20,993
- Thank you
469
00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:21,826
- Not you.
470
00:26:23,397 --> 00:26:24,503
- Oh right.
471
00:26:30,707 --> 00:26:33,280
- You know, Robinson's
not as stupid as he looks.
472
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,613
(man speaking in Latin)
473
00:26:40,550 --> 00:26:43,893
Mate, I've told you so many
times, I don't speak Latin.
474
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:51,060
- Man only believes what
he wants to believe.
475
00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:55,903
- Why does forbidden
fruit taste so fruity?
476
00:26:57,959 --> 00:27:00,542
(upbeat music)
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