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- [Suleiman] Blood antiquities
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are being looted from Syria
by jihadist militants.
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- We are not hiring a bounty hunter.
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- Where's Nina Morales?
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- [Leah] Dad's done a
runner from hospital.
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- Well, I bet you're surprised
to see me up and about.
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- Sit.
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- For someone who said
he'd been in a coma,
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Nigel had a lot of energy.
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- You're a launderer.
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- [Nigel] These men are soldiers.
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They're fighting a holy war
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and God help anyone who gets in their way.
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- [Barnaby] Dad!
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- I shot a guy from a cartel.
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You happy?
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- Over the bloody moon!
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(Alejandro speaking in foreign language)
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(tense music)
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(somber mariachi music)
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(man speaking in foreign language)
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(door creaking)
- Hey, hey.
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Cigarette? (coughs)
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(man speaking in foreign language)
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(man speaking in foreign language)
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(door clunking)
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(chair clatters)
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- Oh, God.
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(Foster grunting)
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(Foster screaming)
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(man shouting in foreign language)
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(crowbar thudding)
(men grunting)
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(Alejandro speaking in foreign language)
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(Angel speaking in foreign language)
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(Alejandro speaking in foreign language)
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(Angel speaking in foreign language)
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(Alejandro speaking in foreign language)
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(Angel speaking in foreign language)
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(Alejandro speaking in foreign language)
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(Angel speaking in foreign language)
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♪ Cause baby you're a firework ♪
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♪ Come on show me how you know ♪
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♪ Make 'em go ♪
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- Who the hell is this Misha LaBois?
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- Misha LaBois, he's an actor.
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Well, he was.
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He was in those superhero films
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then had some kind of a breakdown,
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started doing performance art.
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- He's actually really misunderstood.
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- Right, so, the kidnappers
want half a million pounds.
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- They wanted 50,000 pounds,
you offered half a million.
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- I didn't offer them anything.
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- Yes, you did.
- You did!
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- Right, don't do that.
- Did, did, did, did!
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- Leah.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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Do you know what these
jihads are gonna do to my mom
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when they start hearing her
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drop mazel tovs and mitzvahs.
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- Mitzvahs.
- Whatever.
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Can we just sell a
statue, please, already?
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- What I'm trying to do.
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(Nina sighs)
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Okay, so, we know LaBois is
willing to pay 450,000 pounds.
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Add that to our 50,000 pounds
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- 40.
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- No, we have 50.
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- No, minus my family's airfare.
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- 10 grand?
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Oh my God.
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Did you fly them business?
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- First.
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(Leah gasps)
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Anyway, we get this wacko to fork over 460
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and we're all good.
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- I can get a better deal, trust me.
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I have a client, but I have to go alone.
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He's a bit edgy.
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- Right, is your client
Black Harry from the pub?
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- Black Barry, no.
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Baz is doing a cheeky two
stretch for nicking geese.
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- All right, that's not happening.
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- Okay, I've asked you this before.
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Would you please not smoke
marijuana in my bedroom?
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- Mind palace, mate.
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Sherlock Holmes smoked bare herb.
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- Firstly, he took cocaine.
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Secondly, he's fictional.
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Thirdly, we're not having this. (sighs)
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- All right.
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All right, enough. (clapping)
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Sherlock, go get the statue.
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Watson, wind up the clown car, let's move.
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(lock clicking)
(tense music)
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- Baal, god of thunderstorms.
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Bronze.
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Probably second century BC.
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I sold this to Webb Sherman.
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- Hmm, Mr. Sherman gave us the provenance.
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If you would talk us through it.
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- Right, well, I bought
this from a gentleman
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at a private auction in London
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and he inherited it from his uncle
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who'd bought the statue from here
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a shop in Zurich which shut 30 years ago.
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And he bought the statue
in Damascus in the '50s.
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- London, 2017.
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Zurich, 1983.
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Damascus, 1956.
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So, how is it that all of these documents
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were written on the same typewriter?
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Your typewriter?
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- Detective Suleiman,
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my client discharged
himself from intensive care
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and you had a duty to get
him a clinical assessment.
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So, did you?
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Then your evidence is inadmissible
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and this interview is now over.
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- One last thing.
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Does Webb Sherman know that
you're sleeping with his wife?
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(gentle music)
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- [Webb] Look at those calves.
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- Could've walked right
out of a Caravaggio.
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- We may have a problem.
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- [Barnaby] Careful, this
statue is very delicate.
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Ah!
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- Guys, I know how we
can get the ransom money.
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People are lining up at
Wimbledon tennis right now.
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We can sell them lemonade.
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(Nina scoffs)
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- You're even dumber than you
look and you look real dumb.
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- Nina, he's just trying to help.
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- I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, baby, you know what?
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You go sell them lemonade, all right?
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Take Sofia with you.
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- What did I do?
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- Can I get some money to buy lemons?
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- Go, please.
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Do you know how to make lemonade?
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(Sofia groans)
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- No way can he afford a lawyer like that.
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- [Evans] Hmm, well, it's
the old boys' network, innit?
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Probably on the same Quidditch team.
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- Flag him with Border Force.
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If he tries to get on a plane,
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I wanna put the cuffs on him myself.
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- Suleiman, a word?
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- Don't let Walker out of your sight.
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- Complaint from Nigel Walker's brief.
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- Walker, the statues, the Shermans.
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Connect the dots
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and you've got millionaires
funding terrorism.
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- I can't protect you and the unit.
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So for our sake, just drop it.
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(gentle music)
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- [Nina] Can't believe I used
to let Sofia watch this creep
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on the Disney Channel.
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- My last performance piece, "Penance".
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Stood in Times Square and
invited members of the public
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to kick me in the testicles.
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- Crikey.
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- The line went back five blocks.
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- [Barnaby] Ouch.
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- I won't be able to have children.
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- I'm more of a "Dogs
Playing Poker" kinda gal.
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- Do you know how long
it takes for a testee
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to descend from your abdomen?
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- Well, we should, um--
- You're with me, buddy.
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Come on!
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- [Barnaby] Do you mind me asking
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what you actually plan
on doing with the statue?
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- After "Penance", I was
on a shit-ton of morphine.
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I had this vision.
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Two babes, big fake tits.
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American flag bikinis.
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Hammering a Syrian statue to bits.
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'Cause, like, ISIS and
America, like, the same, man.
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And I might just, like, delete the footage
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and be, like, "Did that even happen?"
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Fake news, man!
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- But, I mean, you're
smashing an ancient relic.
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- You and me both, buddy.
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- What?
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Oh, no, it's not like that.
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- Let's do this deal!
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- [Misha] Go get the
sledgehammer and the bikinis!
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I don't think I can go through with this.
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- It's art.
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- Art is not anything that
happens in a big white room.
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- We need to remember why we're here.
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You wanna see your mother again?
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- Yo, Paddington, catch!
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- [Misha] Show me my statue.
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- [Barnaby] Leah.
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- Hey, what's wrong, (speaks
in foreign language), huh?
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- I packed these bags once before.
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Do you remember?
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You abandoned me.
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- Um, I was in a coma.
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- I cannot trust you, Nigel.
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- Monica, I'm sticking
my neck out for you.
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(Monica speaks in foreign language)
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Monica.
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If I make this deal...
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you and I can make a fresh start.
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Just you and me, hm?
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Isn't that what you want?
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Look, I'm at the hotel in an hour
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so why don't I slip out
of your husband's briefs
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and pop back into bed for round two?
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Don't know why but that
sounded sexier in my head.
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello?
- Sofia, it's Foster.
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Where are you?
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Where's Nina?
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- We're in London.
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- Oh, Jesus.
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Listen to me.
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Angel Florez is coming to London.
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(phone operator speaks
in foreign language)
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(suspenseful music)
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- Sofia, I'm gonna call you back, okay?
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All right, bye.
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Um, I'm gonna tell you something
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and you are not going to panic.
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(Barnaby wrenching)
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Just try to calm down, okay?
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- Calm down!
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Nina, my mother is
currently being held hostage
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and now, just to crank this shit-shower up
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to a torrential downpour
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you tell me that you've lost
your game of hide-and-seek
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with a bloody cartel!
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- We'll burn those bridges
when we get to them, okay?
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- I'm not even going to point out
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why that is a very ominous
slip of the tongue!
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- Do you think that I like running?
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Dammit!
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Jesus.
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- I'm sorry.
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That was insensitive of me.
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We're in this together.
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- Sorry about your car.
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- It's fine.
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The old G Wiz is a lot
sturdier than she looks.
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- [Van Driver] Wanker!
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- Call Leah.
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Tell your hoity-toity,
skinny-ass crack whore sister
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that if she don't give that statue back
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I'm gonna make her wish she
was the one that was kidnapped.
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- I might paraphrase slightly.
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- What?
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What us it, What?
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- That stupid girl used my Uber account.
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- I'm gonna die.
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In the East End.
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- Have faith.
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- If Nina wants to find
a needle in a haystack
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she'll burn down the barn.
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Oy, she was always a terror.
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One time, a boy at school, Bobby
Russo, made her sister cry.
263
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,310
Nina held him down in a sandpit.
264
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,620
He swallowed a pound of sand.
265
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,130
They had to pump his stomach.
266
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,440
- Leah was always trying to drown Barnaby
267
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,000
when they were toddlers.
268
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,520
- Toddlers?
269
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:55,653
Nina was 18.
270
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:58,753
Bobby Russo was a high
school triple jumper.
271
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,150
- And you've got another daughter?
272
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,710
Carolina.
273
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,770
She was Sofia's mom.
274
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,380
- Is she--
- Don't schvitz over her.
275
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,980
She'll be out there
looking after number one.
276
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,793
Now, my Nina, she's loyal.
277
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,510
- Hello, my name's Barnaby Walker.
278
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,130
I'm looking for my sister, Leah Walker.
279
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,560
Slim, brown hair--
280
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,820
- Sly, feral looking.
281
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,160
Kinda broad you wouldn't
trust with your son.
282
00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,803
- We have a room under Nigel Walker.
283
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:46,343
- So she's taking the statue to your dad.
284
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,530
- Well, at least he's decided to help.
285
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:51,830
Why didn't they tell me?
286
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:55,010
- 'Cause they're snakes, Barnaby.
287
00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:56,530
Dirty scheming snakes.
288
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:57,852
No offense.
289
00:15:57,852 --> 00:16:01,102
(easy listening music)
290
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,995
- I know it's not a hip thing to say,
291
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:10,328
but I love a bit of Manilow.
292
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,820
(Barnaby whistling)
293
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:19,820
(Eduardo grunting)
(elevator clanging)
294
00:16:21,385 --> 00:16:24,718
- [Nina] (moans) Jesus!
295
00:16:26,825 --> 00:16:29,710
♪ Strangers in the night ♪
296
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:34,710
♪ Two lonely people, we were
strangers in the night ♪
297
00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:35,838
- Do it!
298
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:36,790
- Do what?
299
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:37,623
- Hit him!
300
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,840
Jesus, Barnaby!
301
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,460
(Eduardo groaning)
302
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:48,751
(Nina yelling)
(Nina groans)
303
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:49,584
(Barnaby grunts)
304
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:54,550
♪ We've been together,
lovers at first sight ♪
305
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:59,550
(Eduardo grunting)
(Barnaby groaning)
306
00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:06,715
- Sorry.
(buttons beeping)
307
00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:10,823
(both grunting)
308
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,937
(Eduardo yells)
309
00:17:20,295 --> 00:17:23,212
(Eduardo grunting)
310
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,010
(Nina groans)
311
00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:33,136
(Eduardo speaks in foreign language)
312
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,053
(Eduardo groaning)
313
00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:40,735
(Barnaby panting)
314
00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:48,185
(Eduardo groaning)
(Nina yells)
315
00:17:57,418 --> 00:18:00,335
(Eduardo grunting)
316
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,625
(women screaming)
317
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,542
I'm so sorry, so sorry!
318
00:18:08,617 --> 00:18:09,450
(Nina choking)
319
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:12,740
- The Magpie wants to
fuck with Los Cardenas?
320
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,230
Big mistake, bitch.
321
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,265
- Who the hell is the Magpie?
322
00:18:16,265 --> 00:18:17,723
(elevator dings)
323
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:21,223
(fire extinguisher thuds)
324
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,460
- Woo!
325
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,030
- You did it, kid.
326
00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:32,780
(elevator dings)
327
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,130
- We gotta get him outta here.
328
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,580
- The maids' trolley.
329
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,980
One of us could pretend
to be a member of staff.
330
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,590
I'll turn around if you
want to get changed.
331
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,640
- Oh, because obviously it's gonna be me?
332
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,200
- No, it's just that you're a--
333
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,080
- Second class citizen?
334
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,780
Hey, maybe I could clean
a couple a toilets first.
335
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,130
You know, get into character?
336
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:11,955
Is that how you want me, huh?
337
00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:13,790
(Nina speaks in foreign language)
338
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:15,440
Check your goddamn privilege.
339
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,690
- I just meant a man in a maid's tabard
340
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,600
might look quite odd.
341
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,000
- And now you're gonna lash
out at the trans community?
342
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,910
You are showing your true
colors today, Barnaby.
343
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,163
- I just saved your life.
344
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,520
- Fine, whatever.
345
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,380
But when you have to play
up to your stereotype
346
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:31,930
we'll see how much you like it!
347
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:34,140
- Well, if I ever have to
get us out of a situation
348
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,710
by dressing up as a member
of the landed gentry,
349
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:37,960
I'll take it on the chin.
350
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,200
- Meet me at the service entrance.
351
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,803
You coulda totally worn this!
352
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:53,970
Ass.
353
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,970
(suspenseful music)
354
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,560
- [Nigel] I'm meeting the Shermans.
355
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,580
- [Waiter] This way, sir.
356
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,413
- You're late.
357
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,670
- One lobster, two forks.
- Ooh, I'm famished.
358
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,713
I could murder--
- He's fine.
359
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:44,220
- You left me high and
dry with those statues.
360
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,750
- We were under suspicion.
361
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,640
- You still are, old boy.
362
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,960
And unfortunately, Detective Suleiman
363
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,260
regards me as her key witness.
364
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:54,853
- Obviously we'll continue
to pay your legal fees.
365
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:58,233
- And she'll offer me immunity.
366
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,680
I'd like a little house in Ibiza.
367
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,560
Old Town, naturally.
368
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,210
Little running-away fund.
Enough to keep me in Rioja.
369
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:15,460
Listen, if I talk, your whole
world comes crashing down.
370
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:16,293
No more galas.
371
00:21:16,293 --> 00:21:18,980
No more weekends away
with Andrew Lloyd Webber.
372
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,370
And you can kiss goodbye
373
00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:24,763
to those little blue ticks
on Twitter. (chuckles)
374
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,493
Yep.
375
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:30,780
The only thing standing
between you and oblivion
376
00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:33,643
is me.
377
00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:36,900
I'll have the turbot.
378
00:21:38,321 --> 00:21:40,821
(tense music)
379
00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:45,300
- Don't worry, I'll get rid of him.
380
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,510
- You mean, like, drive
him to the airport?
381
00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:52,930
God, you're not seriously gonna--
382
00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:54,080
- I got no choice.
383
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:54,913
- No, Nina!
384
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:55,840
- Do you have any idea
385
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,750
what these people are gonna do to you?
386
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,583
- Just let me think
387
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,810
for a moment, please.
- They know where I am.
388
00:21:58,810 --> 00:21:59,650
They know who you are.
389
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:00,770
It's kill or be killed.
390
00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:02,050
- No.
- Yes, Barnaby.
391
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:05,675
- No, I.
392
00:22:05,675 --> 00:22:07,990
- Barnaby.
393
00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:08,823
Barnaby!
394
00:22:10,910 --> 00:22:12,360
Barnaby!
395
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,560
Stop!
396
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,460
Hey!
397
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,293
Hey!
398
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,126
Stop!
399
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:23,130
I'm not asking you to help, kid.
400
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:24,300
This is on me.
401
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,200
- You can't kill him.
402
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,190
- Would you keep your voice down.
403
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:28,900
- [Barnaby] Nina, this will
only make things worse.
404
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:29,733
- What would you like me to do?
405
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:30,566
Reason with him?
406
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,800
- I don't know, yes.
407
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:32,920
Reason with him.
408
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,245
(Nina scoffs)
409
00:22:34,245 --> 00:22:36,390
(Nina yells)
410
00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:38,590
- The only reason why I'm in this mess
411
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:40,630
is because I helped your Judas-ass sister.
412
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:41,980
- I know.
413
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:44,563
I know how much you did
for her, and for me.
414
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:48,850
But this week, it's like
I've lost all of my bearings.
415
00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:50,640
Everything I took for granted.
416
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,760
My dad's a crook, I'm lying to the police.
417
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,410
And now you're asking me to stand by
418
00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:56,760
and let you murder someone.
419
00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:01,623
- Barnaby.
420
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,620
I'm just trying to protect my family.
421
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:06,547
- I know you are.
422
00:23:07,937 --> 00:23:12,560
But if you kill him, you're
no better than he is.
423
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,723
We don't kill people.
424
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,993
We're the goodies.
425
00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:25,207
- Yeah, we're the goodies.
426
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:29,313
(truck horn blaring)
427
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,083
Oh, fuck.
428
00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,657
(door knocking)
429
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:44,953
- Where's Dad?
430
00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:47,463
- Dad?
431
00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,110
Swiveling on a dick for all I care.
432
00:23:50,110 --> 00:23:51,430
Hey, what?
433
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,720
- We know he booked this room.
434
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,710
Where is he?
435
00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:56,580
Leah, well?
436
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,760
- I used his card, numb nuts.
437
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,650
- Stop lying to me, Leah.
438
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:00,940
I am part of this family!
If you are helping him--
439
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,030
- Oh, my God, do you really
think he gives a toss about us?
440
00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:05,470
- Start talking, Leah.
441
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:06,570
- It's not a big deal!
442
00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:10,383
Okay.
443
00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:15,143
Listen.
444
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,163
Dad asked me to work with him.
445
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,193
When?
446
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,450
- Maybe a year ago.
447
00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:24,080
Dad was buying those statues
448
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,550
for these creepy twins, the Shermans.
449
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,010
- The two douchebags from the auction.
450
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,420
- Yeah, and then they
dropped out of the deal
451
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:32,200
and dad went to pieces.
452
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,783
So, it was all on me.
453
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,805
I know this dealer.
454
00:24:38,805 --> 00:24:40,660
- You don't know any art dealers.
455
00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:44,050
- A drug dealer, Rafael Munoz.
456
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,400
Remember him, Nina?
457
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,835
You shot him in the face?
458
00:24:46,835 --> 00:24:49,002
- Don't get smart with me.
459
00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:53,340
- Rafael's cartel was in the shit.
460
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:56,320
So I make him a deal.
461
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,680
The statues are worth at
least five million dollars.
462
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,050
I said I'd sell them to
the cartel for two million.
463
00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:04,300
- What, they're art
connoisseurs now, are they?
464
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,670
- Collateral, right?
- Right.
465
00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:07,503
It's what dealers do
466
00:25:07,503 --> 00:25:09,840
when they don't have a
lot of cash lying around.
467
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,480
- How do you know about all of this?
468
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,763
- I read it in Vice.
469
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,443
- The mind boggles.
470
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:24,040
- So the cartel swaps
the statues for coke,
471
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,320
they sell the coke for a profit,
472
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,750
they buy back the statues and pay you off.
473
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,763
- And we're home free.
474
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,550
- So you're the Magpie?
475
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:34,383
- Yeah.
476
00:25:34,383 --> 00:25:36,510
They love all that shit
with the nicknames.
477
00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:37,920
The other option was the White Swan,
478
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,340
but I thought it sounded
like a gastro pub.
479
00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:45,340
Now I am meeting a dude from
the cartel called Eduardo.
480
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,100
Barnaby, why do you look like you
481
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,673
just followed through on a fart?
482
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,710
- This place is a zoo.
483
00:25:52,710 --> 00:25:54,770
I don't even know what
gate I'm looking for.
484
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:57,100
I told you to put Walker on a watch list.
485
00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:00,220
I did, ma'am, Border
Force took him off it.
486
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:01,580
They got the all-clear.
487
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:02,413
- From who?
488
00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:05,713
- Someone from Special Crime
Command, that's all I know.
489
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:13,417
(phone ringing)
490
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,313
- [Monica] Monica Sherman.
491
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:20,170
- Sir, Mrs. Sherman's
still not checked in.
492
00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:22,232
- Ah, okay.
493
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:26,375
(Nigel sighs)
494
00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:34,030
(both grunting)
(both groaning)
495
00:26:45,350 --> 00:26:46,343
- Yield, brother.
496
00:26:48,070 --> 00:26:50,737
(Keegan groans)
497
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:00,293
- Webb.
498
00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:03,250
I want to come home.
499
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,403
- My lawyers will be in touch
with a reasonable offer.
500
00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:08,863
Take it.
501
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,313
Adultery does not play well in court.
502
00:27:14,315 --> 00:27:16,982
(upbeat music)
503
00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:27,150
- [Announcer] please make your
way to gate 17 immediately.
504
00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:48,977
(phone ringing)
505
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:51,403
- Could be them.
506
00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:54,543
Hey, hey!
507
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,083
- This is the Magpie.
508
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,613
No, the Magpie does not
require a turndown service.
509
00:28:09,599 --> 00:28:11,990
♪ Gonna have my first flight ♪
510
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:14,340
(phone beeps)
511
00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:17,120
- [TV Reporter] it's a fantastic sight.
512
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:22,080
Wimbledon fans watching the
game out on Henman Hill.
513
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,613
Or is it Murray Mound?
514
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,613
I forget.
515
00:28:25,613 --> 00:28:28,020
♪ They forgot to put the guns in my hand ♪
516
00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,828
♪ I asked them what I'm fighting for ♪
517
00:28:29,828 --> 00:28:34,411
♪ They said this is just a eternal war ♪
518
00:28:38,697 --> 00:28:41,280
(upbeat music)
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