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I don't care if you're my brother.

I don't care if it's your body shop. Tell him to do it again.

Girl, the car is still fucked.

My husband's gonna kill me. This is supposed to be a wedding gift.

Well, whatever. I can't. I gotta go. I can't deal with you. I can't. I gotta

go. Bye.

That looks fucked up.

My dad's gonna be pissed.

Yeah, no shit. I don't know what to do. I'm freaking out.

He's gonna leave me, for sure.

Calm down, calm down. It's not the end of the world.

Listen, I've crashed my dad's car before and he's always fixed it.

So, you know, maybe we can work out a deal and I'll say I crashed it.

What do you mean?

Hold on.

What I mean is, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.

I can take the blame for that.

It's a pretty bad accident.

My dad would really be mad at you.

What do you say?

Do we have a deal?

I guess.

Yeah? Fine.

Alright, seal it with a kiss.

What you up to?

Hey Johnny.

Nothing, just reading this fire scene.

About to go to the mall and- Get this outfit.

Oh, no, you're not.

Don't you remember our little deal?

There's a car that needs fixing and there's a back that needs to be

scratched.

Stop.

Why don't you focus on something else?

You're gonna take the blame, right?

Mm-hmm.

It's her deal, right?

Yeah, it's her deal.

Play with the balls too.

You're so pretty.

You're such a good girl.

You better get the blame for this. That's all I have to say.

Not just yet.

Stop it on your titties.

Get all that pre-cum on there.

You're gonna suck it, okay?

Tastes good, huh?

You shouldn't have been such a bad girl and packed that card my dad gave you,

right?

Now you have to pay up.

Get back down there.

No hands.

Yeah, you had the balls to crash the car my dad gave you and I had to suck on my

balls.

It's a bad girl.

You're back in there.

Let me keep using your throat. I'm gonna cut inside it.

Let

me

see it.

Mmm, it smells really good.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You like that, don't you?

Whatever, as long as you take the balloon.

Let me taste the soup.

Here,

throw it back.

He had enough to work for that car.

But it will get you to take the blame.

Yeah,

come on

No, your father.

He's coming home tonight.

Yeah, but that's not for, you know, a couple more hours.

You know, we could have some fun in between then.

Why don't you shake your ass for me?

Thank you.

Jimmy's here to pick me up to play basketball.

Hey You got lucky this time.

We just might get back.

Ten plus six... Uh-huh.

Queer, rude... Hey, babe.

Um, listen, I know you're coming home tonight.

I just want to let you know the house is all clean, everything's ready, and, uh,

Johnny has something really important to tell you, so, um, we'll talk about that

later. Um, but, yeah, I can't wait to see you. I miss you. Love you.

Bye, babe.

Hey, Carmela, why don't you get off the phone and come here?

What's up?

So... What do you have to say?

Um... I'm kind of having like writer's block.

I need to get my mind off things.

So... Why don't you... You know... Put your mouth on my cock.

I was just trying to call your father.

Yeah? Yeah.

You good? I'm gonna text your dad.

Oh, uh, sure.

Tell him I said what's up.

Come on.

forget about my dad okay you need to make it up to me right

as long as you keep playing

No hands, no hands.

You ready to put it

inside of your pussy?

I guess yeah You guess?

Tell me

Tell me, you don't sound too certain.

You ready to put it inside of your pussy?

Huh? Yeah.

Say please.

Say you want it inside of your tummy.

Please.

Take off those fucking hands.

Take off those.

Get on top of this fucking thing.

You gonna help?

You feel it, don't you?

That's right.

Get into it.

My balls clapping on you.

You're supposed

to be fucking like

this, right?

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Come on my dick.

Don't hold back.

Don't hold back.

You almost done.

Your dad's on his way home.

What?

What'd you say?

I said, are you almost done?

Your dad's on the way home.

Your mom's not coming on my dick.

Why catch us and I don't

at the corner.

What time is it?

Time for you to be finished.

Yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Get it.

You feel that?

Yep.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to come this way.

Almost there.

Come on, get into it.

Come on, tell me how much you want that cum.

Tell me how much you want that cum.

Cum already, cum baby, cum baby.

You good?

Yeah, that was amazing.

Awesome. Help me clean up. Your dad's going to be here any minute. And

remember, you did this.

We did what?

The car.

Oh, right.

Right. Yeah. Come on. Help me clean up. Let's go.

Gotta get out of here. Your dad's going to be here any minute.

Hey, babe.

Welcome home.

How was your trip?

It was good? Good.

Um, Johnny wanted to let you know some things.

Talk to him about that.

Yeah, that, um, it's kind of something important, so...

Can you believe she crashed the new car you gave her?

Johnny, what the hell?

Yeah, you can't trust her, and... What? You know what the even crazier part is?

She wanted me to take the blame for it.

Oh my God, Johnny!

What? It's true. Oh my God.

Babe, I'm so sorry. Sending my love to all the MILF members.

My sequel to I'll Take the Blame will be out later this month.

Check it out.

The last time I was here, me and my stepmom Carmela kind of had a thing.

So hear me out. She crashed my dad's car, right? Yeah.

So I kind of made like a little agreement with her that I wouldn't tell

him a thing if she let me.

Do things to her. Like you fucked your stepmom?

Oh my god.

I miss you so much.

Let's go catch her in the act.

Oh, shit!

Well, well, well.

I bet it's not even my dad, is it?

All right, I guess. Just whatever.

Just don't tell your father. And what are we going to do anyways?

Well, same thing as last time. I'm just going to do...

whatever and whenever I want to.

Yeah, and me too.

He's here with his foot rookie right now. Yes, baby. I love you too.

Yeah. I wasn't joking. I really have chores to do, guys.

I'm never going to get my chores done.

Oh, my God. What? Are you already hard?

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Holy shit.

I squirted all over us.