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How are you?

I'm just grabbing the chair.

Cool. See you.

Hey, Mom.

I'm your stepmom, Andrew, not your real mom. You can call me Beth.

Okay.

Beth, um, how are you feeling?

Well, I broke my leg water skiing in Puerto Vallarta last week.

I can't get around without crutches.

How do you think I'm feeling?

Right. Um, well, uh...

Is there anything I can get for you?

Coffee.

With a quarter cup organic half and half.

A teaspoon of stevia.

Also, some tomato soup and half a grilled cheese sandwich.

Yeah.

You got it.

Okay, here we go. Grilled cheese's ended.

Thank you, Andrew.

Oh, you're very welcome, Beth.

All I'm saying is that I think she would benefit from having another person here.

Like a nurse or, I don't know, an assistant or something. Just somebody

other than me.

Because she doesn't like me, Dad.

And she's never liked me, so please, will you just stop saying that?

Yeah, of course I'm pissed.

Because I worked my ass off for that internship at the Oregon Primate Center.

And then I just had to give it up.

No, I... Dad, I don't care what kind of pull you have at your alma mater, okay?

The best program in my field is at Stanford, not John Hopkins.

But you just don't... Dad!

Dad!

Okay.

Okay. Look, I'm just gonna go, alright? I'll... I'll talk to you later.

Why am I doing this?

Mr. Robinson, you aren't trying to seduce me, are you?

Oh, Jesus Christ!

What are you, not knocking anymore?

What the... Hey, your own crutches, huh?

You haven't bothered to check on me for the past few hours.

No, no, no, I went in your room and I brought the food that you wanted,

but you were asleep, so what was I supposed to do?

Well, my food is cold. I need you to warm it up for me.

Okay.

Yep.

Just like you asked.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

oh

No, hey, you didn't, you didn't miss that. Come on.

Did you like that? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's good.

Rip on yourself, man.

Just chill out, just chill out.

Call Julie.

Yeah, that's what you're gonna do. You're gonna call your girlfriend.

That's a smart thing to do.

Hey, Julie!

Hey, what's up?

Oh, did I get you at a bad time?

You're busy, huh?

Oh, no.

What?

Oh, baby, that's... Oh my god, that is absolutely incredible.

I mean, how many Reese's Macaws did they find?

Holy shit.

Yes, oh, please please photos sent send me anything, you know, I I want to see

you baby.

Yeah, I miss you, too Oh Here um

Everything's everything's fine, you know, just totally totally normal.

Oh Do I do I sound winded?

Well, I you know, it's uh, it's tough work. I'm just it's a little tired is

all

Yeah, well, you know her, right?

She's a handful.

Oh, yeah, you can say that again.

Um,

uh, well, all right. I mean, if you have to get back to work, I... No, no, I

understand.

Hey, if you get some free time later, how about, um, how about you just give

me a call?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I love you, too.

Are you okay in there?

No, I'm not okay.

God damn it.

I'm naked.

Hey, what can I do? Do you need a towel or something? Do you need help?

Can you bring me a towel, please?

Yeah.

I'm coming in, but I'm not looking, all right?

Here.

It's okay.

Jesus. Oh, look.

Here,

just hang on a second, okay? Here.

Here, I got you.

This is so awkward.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, hold this, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. No, it's okay.

You can open your eyes now.

Yeah.

Hold his back.

Please. Yeah, look.

It's okay. You know you're not supposed to shower a lot.

I know. It's not your fault. It's a stupid idea on my part.

What was I supposed to do?

Ask you for help?

Any step time?

I'm sorry.

I know I've been an asshole this week.

It's just that your father never took into consideration my feelings.

He never thought about how awkward this would be for me or for you.

I even said to him, I told him you should have a nurse here. You know, I

shouldn't have been here.

I begged him.

I baked him to volunteer in the fall.

It could have been fall or summer.

The schedule didn't matter.

He wouldn't change it.

And I know how much the internship meant to you.

Your father's a fucking asshole.

I think we both can agree on that.

Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry, I'm ranting. I don't want to talk about your dad anymore.

It's okay. I mean, you know, you and I haven't really had a chance to talk or

get to know each other.

It's probably because you think I'm a bitch, huh?

I don't. I mean, I swear.

I know. I don't think you're a bitch. I'm actually really nice.

I'm sure you are. I am. I swear.

I believe you.

You believe me?

Yeah, I do.

Thank you.

I know.

Oh my god.

Bye.

Wow.

Yes, yes.

Thank you.

What is it?

Mmm!