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Oh, I'm going.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, let's go.

Oh, hell yeah.

Honey.

Huh? You know what I've told you about playing ball in the house.

What? I'm not doing anything wrong.

Yes, but, I don't know, you could break something.

And your shoes are on.

But I haven't.

I'm trying to clean up around here.

You gonna be happy?

Thank you.

You give me so much work.

I know.

You gonna watch the game?

Yeah. I think it'll, maybe I can get some like good gift tips from watching

it. Maybe use some of those on, you know, the upcoming game. Yeah, of

course, honey.

How was practice?

It was actually pretty good.

You know, I'm kind of nervous, though.

Really? Yeah. For your game coming up? Yeah, it's a big game, so.

Honey, you've been doing such a good job. You'll be fine. Oh, thank you.

Of course.

You know what your step was?

Berlin Caravage. Yeah, you're the best.

Yeah, this feels pretty good, actually.

Hmm.

It's actually getting kind of warm.

Just take this off.

Have you been working out?

I mean, honestly, I haven't had that much time to, but.

I try.

I try and go on my walks in the afternoon.

Mommy, your ass looks great.

Thanks, honey.

So sweet.

Oh, it is kind of warm, isn't it? It is a little warm.

Should I just take this off? Yeah.

Do you think I'll, uh, you know, get like a little party or something if we

win the big game?

Oh, yeah.

We could do that, honey.

Yeah. Would you like that? Yeah, that'd be super fun. Okay.

Of course.

Sounds like a good plan.

I agree.

Your father's out of town and everything.

Mm-hmm.

And I wish he could come.

Yeah, he's always working.

Let's see, should I?

This one as well.

Oh, thanks, honey.

I'll try this.

Here we

go. Oh, your ass

looks so good.

Thank you.

Yeah, I swear, you've been working on it, haven't you? I know you have.

Well, you know, try.

I guess we'll just take these off, too.

Let's see, I need to get around here.

Why don't you... Why don't you come sit over here?

Okay. I'm about done sweeping.

Your practice has been going pretty good, so I think...

I'm like, I want to keep practicing, but I also don't want to, like,

overpractice, you know?

Yeah, that's a good point, honey. You need to make sure your muscles are

recovering. Yeah.

See if I can try a different game.

Oh, here's a good one. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they're actually doing really good right now.

Oh yeah, he scored a touchdown.

Awesome.

do you

Do you want to watch anything?

Let's see.

Yeah.

Does this look good?

Oh yeah.

Let's watch this.

Oh yeah.

You're doing a really good job. Yeah.

Sit.

Is this such a good game?

Yeah, this is really good.

And they're getting closer to get a touchdown.

Oh yes, go team!

Let's go!

Oh yes.

They're doing so good.

I honestly think they're gonna win.

There goes the broom.

Oh my gosh, I think they're gonna make a touchdown.

I think they're gonna do it.

Yes! Go!

Hey, let's go!

Oh yeah, they're gonna do it! Fuck!

They just made a touchdown!

Woo! Yes!

Yay!

So happy for you.

This is amazing.

So what are your plans for the rest of the day, honey?

Well, I was just playing around a little bit, and then, um, I mean, after that,

I'll probably, you know, kind of go over some of the plays that we're going to do

for the big game.

Okay. Yeah, make sure I kind of... Sounds like a good plan.

Yeah, make sure I know all of them. You know, I really want to win.

Mmm. I know I want you to win too, honey.

Mmm.

I think your team's doing really well this season.

Yeah, we were actually doing really good. This is like probably the best

season we've had so far.

Yeah, I'm sure you guys are going to win your next one.

I know you guys didn't win the last one, but.

We will lift that though. Yes, I think so.

Here we go again.

Touchdown, we got it, we got it. Let's go.

Wow, they're doing such a good job. See, that's how you guys are gonna be. Yeah.

And we're gonna be doing so good.

This is a really good game, guys. Yeah.

That was so good.

Hey,

Mom.

Yes, honey?

Can I just, like, you know, empty my sack in here? I don't want to make a

mess. Oh, of course, honey.

Go for it.

All right, cool. Thank you. Yeah, of course, honey.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Mmm.

Thank you, Mom. Of course.

Anytime.

Hey, Mom.

You looking over some notes for your game?

Yeah, these are the plays that we're doing.

Okay.

Yeah, we have a couple of them, but I'm still trying to, like, learn everything.

Aw. So proud of you taking this seriously.

Yeah. I remember we were really trying to get this done. You know, we want to

win. I know. And you will.

Mm-hmm.

Aw, thank you.

Yeah, you know, I'm going over it and stuff, but... Good.

Yeah, this is... I see, it takes some studying to

get it all down. So I'll be over here, and then the other guy

is going to be going over here, and then we're going to do the zigzag move, and

then we're going to do it like that.

Sounds like a winning move.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, they'll never expect it.

Yeah.

That's another one.

I mean, I don't know what you think. Like, if we do this, maybe kind of,

like, do, like, the zigzag, but instead of, like,

kind of doing, like, a fully, we'll kind of, like, start it and then, like, stop

halfway and then we'll kind of, like, psych them out, you know?

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, I definitely think a combo of the two.

That actually would be pretty cool. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I see what you guys are trying to do here.

Yeah.

There's a little bit more stuff, yeah.

So, yeah, anyway.

Yeah, I think you guys have a really good coach this year. Yeah.

He's really giving you guys some good plays, good tactics.

Yeah, he's also kind of helping us go over everything, actually asking us what

we should do.

And then if we ever make a mistake or something, he'll be like, oh, yeah,

that's kind of stupid. Why don't we try this? And kind of give us a good

suggestion. Awesome.

Yeah, that's what you guys need.

Yeah, it's really good.

Are you hungry, honey?

Uh, yeah.

Okay. I'll go make you a sandwich. Okay, thank you.

Here you go, honey.

Oh, thanks.

Go ahead and eat that.

Yeah, actually, um, you know, first, can I actually have an appetizer?

You know?

So I was thinking maybe for your next game I'd bring some

snacks for you guys, maybe some orange slices.

maybe some Gatorade, maybe even some little cut

-up sandwiches.

Oh yeah, that sounds perfect. I'd actually be about to use it. Yeah.

Make sure you guys are fueled for your big game.

Oh, what else?

I know the coaches should bring some water.

Hopefully the weather is good for your game.

You don't want it to be raining.

It's supposed to be pretty good.

Yeah, I think it will be.

Fingers crossed.

I think the team will appreciate bringing some snacks and drinks and

everything.

Yeah, I hope so.

I noticed last time no one brought anything.

I just feel like you guys need a little bit of nourishment while you're working

so hard on the field.

Yeah, that would be a really nice morale boost.

Good.

I will get the arrangements for that.

So, I know I know Elias, but who else is your friend on your team?

I've got a couple friends. I mean, most of us are, you know, I feel like a lot

of us are more acquaintances. You know, we all hang out and stuff while we're,

you know, there and practicing and stuff. But I feel like outside of

practice, you know, it's, you know, not that we're really that close.

Gotcha.

Yeah, it would be nice if you could...

bring some of your players over and we could you know have them over for dinner

or something and i mean yeah that'd be actually pretty cool yeah i can meet

your fellow teammates yeah i mean we could probably you know schedule

something kind of like that i mean obviously you could probably meet a

couple of them you know whenever we wherever you uh you know bring some food

for the right okay

if i drop you off at practice or something yeah really you know meet meet

people you're playing with yeah oh

yeah

you want to study yeah of course i can hold it up for you

Let's go over from the top.

So

I

think they have it labeled ABC.

Yeah, it should be an alphabetical order.

Yeah. I haven't seen that done in any of the games from any other team.

Yeah, I feel like, you know, we were going to try and stuff. It requires a

lot of teamwork.

You know, good timing and stuff, so kind of more difficult to pull off.

Yeah, it's true.

You guys really need to all be on the same page. Right.

just kind of all the little breakdowns of everything so yeah

what's

a hail mary uh so it's kind of like a desperation act so like you kind of

pretty much just close your eyes and just you know throw it and hope whoever

catches it catches it yeah that's definitely

Yeah. I was just hoping for the best. Yeah, pretty much.

But I mean, if you're about to get tackled, I could see why that might be

your best bet. Right, yeah, exactly.

What's the linebacker here?

Well, that's basically the guy who just defends everyone.

Okay. Yeah.

That makes sense.

I've definitely noticed.

Honey, your stomach's gonna get stale if you leave it sitting out like that.

Okay, Mom.

Hurry up and finish in my hall, okay?

Okay.

You know, if we invite your friends over, they can also use my home if you

want.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Maybe.

You know, I just want to help everyone out. Right. Help the team.

That's fine. We should do some introductions first, you know?

Yeah. Make it out of the way. Maybe whenever we bring some sandwiches.

Yeah.

Keep your eyes closed.

Alrighty.

Alright, stand right here, keep them close.

Okay, open up! Surprise!

Oh my god, it's amazing!

I set up a party for you and your friends. Yeah, this is great!

To celebrate your win!

Oh, so exciting!

But I wanted to celebrate with you first, and let you use my tools.

Yeah, that would be amazing!

Oh my God, you're the best one ever.

We got cake for everyone.

So my other friends are going to be coming probably a little bit after, huh?

Yeah. Okay. I told them four o'clock, so.

Oh, okay.

Alright, sounds good.

Just wanted to have some special celebration time with you first.

I'm so glad we won today.

I know honey.

You've been working so hard, studying your moves.

I know it's been a process, but I mean, hey, it all paid off.

I really did.

So proud of you guys. Yeah.

This party is really nice. I think it's going to be really fun. The cake looks

amazing.

I made it myself.

Oh, you did?

Yeah.

And it's going to be so good.

I know how much you like.

chocolate Oreo.

That looks delicious.

Mom, did you see that winning pass I threw?

And that was like over like 50 yards.

I did see that.

That was amazing.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

I mean, I did so many like cool things today.

There's a couple times where like they were trying to go for the tackle and I

like jumped over them and like did like a almost like a full front flip. That's

wild.

So amazing.

Yeah, I've been practicing really hard, you know.

I know, honey.

Dropped you off on so many practices The whole team was really on it today.

Yeah, that was great The best sport ever

I can't wait to have all your team mates over.

That'll be super fun. It's going to be a bunch of people. We can play some of the

pong and everything. It'll be really fun.

We got some drinks for you guys.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm so excited.

You can all do anything for my boy.

Oh, you're the best.

I saw the cheerleaders eyeing you.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. You think so?

Definitely.

They're watching you play and seeing all your moves.

You're quite the stud.

Oh yeah, you think they'll like me after the game?

Oh yeah.

For the winning team, of course.

Yeah, no, you're right.

You know, as your stepmother, I feel like it's my duty to

Make sure you're having safe sex.

I don't know if, you know, you haven't told me if you have a girlfriend yet or

not, but just want to make sure that you're using condoms. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I can always apply you with some.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, it'll work.

Yeah. Of course.

Any of the cheerleaders catch your eye in particular?

Not at the moment, but that's only because I haven't really been noticing

them. Oh my gosh You know Looking my way

Did you see that cool play Elias did?

He like ran the ball like 70 yards. It was crazy.

Yeah, I did.

He's a really good player.

That's better.

What was your favorite part?

Definitely when you scored the touchdown.

Oh, yeah.

That was whenever I flipped over him and stuff and got it.

That was pretty good too.

I was just so proud to see you score.

Yeah, it was super fun. I mean, I think the coach is pretty proud of me too.

Definitely.

You think?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, Elias is pretty good, too.

I think he sometimes doubts himself a little bit, but I think we're all really

good.

Yeah, we should play some bear paw.

Yeah?

Want to?

Yeah. Right here. You should

face this way. Yeah.

Level. Perfect.

I don't know this one well.

Okay.

Alright.

Alright, you want to go first? Yeah, I guess.

Ooh, that was close.

Yeah, you bounced it in.

Oh, I'm really bad.

No, you're good.

You're just a little bit short.

You're so good.

You have experience doing this. I do, a little bit.

Oh, I got it that time. Nice one.

Oh, man.

I'm not ready.

Let's see.

I'm always just a little short.

Oh, you're so good.

That's all right.

We did pretty good. Yeah.

I want to find

the water

bottle.

You want to give it to him? Or do you want me to do it?

You go ahead.

Okay.

So when's your next game, honey?

Um, not really sure. Right now, we have a little bit of a break and stuff, and

then after this break, we'll be coming back, and they're kind of going to go

over the rest of the season.

Okay, okay.

Yeah.

A little break.

Mm-hmm.

We're going to make sure you're still practicing.

Yeah, I know. I will.

Okay.

If you need me to drive you to the gym or anything, just let me know.

Okay, thank you.

I appreciate it.

Yeah. I want to see my son win.

You like the football?

I do.

I think this was your dad's, wasn't it?

I'm sure he played with this ball too.

Yeah, I think he did.

I think he was telling me about something at one point.

Too bad he couldn't make it. Yeah, I know, I was a little upset about that,

but I mean, I understand, you know, I'm sure he'll see another one of my games.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you know what team you're playing next?

Uh, yeah, I think it's like the New Bileys or something.

New Biles?

Yeah, I haven't heard their, it's not really that great, but we'll see.

I'm sure you guys will win. Yeah.

You hungry after playing so hard?

Yeah, I'll eat some cake instead of afterwards, you know? Okay.

Yeah, I can always bring out, make some sandwiches for everyone too.

Ooh, that'd be amazing.

I'm sure everyone would love that.

Yeah. I'm sure you guys would have an appetite.

Yeah.

That'd be great. We should do that.

Honestly, it's kind of perfect your dad's not here.

Because he doesn't like all these people coming to the house.

He's so particular.

Yeah, he's never really been a huge people person, huh? Yeah.

Plus, this way I can just have some one-on-one time with my son, which

I so cherish.

And I've been enjoying our one-on-one time.

Yeah, me too.

I've really gotten to know you, I feel like, a little better lately.

We'll have to collect them. I think some of them fell.

Oh, that's alright. We'll get them in there.

That cake really looks good. I think it did a good job.

I think you did a phenomenal job. That looks amazing.

You'll have to let me know when you try it. Okay, I will.

It was really nice of you to throw a party for me.

Of course, honey.

You know I'll do anything for you.

Hello?

You know, if you keep this dedication up, maybe you can make it to the NFL.

Yeah, that'd be amazing.

Oh my God, that'd be like a dream come true.

I mean, it really takes a certain mindset and a winning spirit

to get there.

I think you have it. I know, I'm going to try my best. It'll be amazing.

Yeah, I think you can.

You better hurry up.

Your friends are gonna be here soon.

Oh yeah, I'll hurry up.

I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.

That's what I call a game-winning load. Oh, yeah.

All right.

Cake time.

Anyway.

Oh, they're here.

All about.

Perfect time.