Original subtitles

itsuka togireta

Don't you wanna dream again?

yume no tuzuki hajimeyou

Now it's calling for me Go back to the start

hoshi wo tsunagete

Wishing on the starlight

sora ni tobira kakeba ii

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

arata na stage wa

Just step on the new stage Don't be shy

kami ni idomu basho

Gonna take the challenge of god

Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!

Kyo Let's☆Mo Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!

makeru to tsuyoku naru

I don't care bout limits, no regret

minohodo shirazu niwa

Make me tougher even though I lose

koukai toka genkai toka nai mon

Nothing' gonna stop me no mo' Try me

Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!

So Zet's☆Cho Zet's☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

abisete musya burui

Keep on going Power pumpin' up

sugee koto ga matterundaze

Something greater waiting not so far away

Arale chan's come to Dragon Ball Super!

kitazo kitazo arale chan

Here she comes Here she comes, Arale chan

kiiin kin kin kin kin kiiin teke teke tet ten ten

Kiiin kin kin kin kin kiiin teke teke tet ten ten

pippipipi puppeppo gatchan mo

pippipipi puppeppo Gatchan too

yume no bakudan uchiagero

Launch up the bomb of dreams high into the sky

ohi sama nikka nika buta san hoohokekyo

Sun is smiling "nikka nika" Piggy san says "hoohokekyo"

minna atsumare penguin mura ni

Everyone gather here to Penguin Village

donna koto ga okorukana

Nobody knows just what's going to happen

sore yuke isshishishi otanoshimi

Here we all go, "isshishishi" Bet you just can't wait

N'cha!

Ho-yo-yo?

Doctor, are you going somewhere?

Oh? Just to West City for a bit.

Ooh-ho-hooy! I'll go too!

No you can't! Be good and house-sit while I'm gone!

Ho-yo...

GOKU VS ARALE! A RIDICULOUS BATTLE WILL END THE EARTH?!

LIVE FROM THE WORLD INVENTION AWARD

Hello to everyone watching on TV!

We're reporting live from the World Invention Award.

This year's most outstanding invention will be decided at this event.

The presenter will be our own super star, Mr. Satan!

The scientists who've had their inventions nominated are awaiting the announcement.

May I have a few words?

Please stay tuned!

Try to smile at least for today.

That's right, Dad.

Today's the special day that Mom's invention will win the grand prize.

I don't care.

Everyone, thank you for taking time off your busy schedules to come today.

And now, the announcement you've been waiting for!

Part-time jobs are really boring.

Listen, Goku.

Satan san went to the trouble of getting you a job working security.

It'd be good to work properly once in a while.

Do your hair and go!

That's what she said, but...

Oh, man...

This is no good.

Uh, excuse me...

This year's most outstanding invention chosen by the World Science Academy is...

...the invention by Dr. Senbei Norimaki of Penguin Village,

the "Reality Machine Number 2"!

Me?

Hooray!

What?

Thank you! Thank you, thank you.

Doctor, please come to the stage!

Thank you for the introduction. I'm Senbei Norimaki.

I'm called Dr. Slump by those who bad-mouth me.

However!

If you see this, you will understand that I am a genius!

Its name is, "Reality Machine Number 2"!

Yay! Applause! Applause!

So Dr. Senbei, what sort of invention is this?

Well, let me show you.

As you can see, there's nothing inside.

Tadaaaaah!

SEXY MAG

What do you think?!

They're quite impressive.

Not the pictures!

This photograph collection of young gals was created out of nothing!

Basically, the machine detected my strong desire,

and made it from the air!

I'm terrified. I'm terrified of my own talent.

B-But why did you choose a photograph collection of young gals?

This machine only detects desires that you're dying for.

J-Just how much do you like young gals?!

Would you like to try as well, Mr. Satan?

Wow! Can I?

Of course! Now think as hard as you can.

Reject... Reject... Reject...

Reject... Reject... Reject... Reject...

This is amazing!

No one here objects to Dr. Senbei Norimaki winning the award, right?

Not bad!

Wow! I want one too!

Reject...

Thank you, thank you! I never dreamed this day would come...

And now, to present the medal.

Dr. Senbei Norimaki, congratulations.

Yes.

I object!

What?

Dr. Mashirito?!

I'm the greatest scientific mind in the world and Senbei Norimaki's eternal rival,

yet you didn't even send an invite to me, Dr. Mashirito.

Hold on a second!

I knew it!

You definitely died in the original "Dr. Slump" comic!

I couldn't stand not being invited and escaped from Hell!

Y-You're a scientist yet you're talking unscientific nonsense!

Get in here!

Reject... Reject... Reject...

N'cha!

Arale?! And Gatchans?!

I slipped this into their food while they were house-sitting.

PLAYTINE-X

Playtine-X!

It increases a child's desire to play by a hundred times!

Yay, yay! Yay, yay!

Now, Arale Norimaki and Gatchans, go play with the people here!

I won't accept an award that ignores me!

I reject it. Reject!

Okay!

This spells disaster!

This is ruining my moment in the spotlight.

Hold on. If I'm kind to the children now...

Hey there, you kids. I, Mr. Satan, will play with you.

Really?!

Yes, really.

But we're in the middle of an important ceremony, so if you'd wait...

Ooh-ho-hooy!

Push!

Table Chop! Smash!

H-Hey! Arale, stop it!

Everyone, leave this to me and evacuate!

Boom!

Sir, if you would please.

Good grief, what an undisciplined brat.

I'd like to see her parents.

Ooh-ho-hooy!

Hey, you there, brat!

Ho-yo?

I'll play with you.

Are you strong, old man?

Yeah.

Yay, yay! Yay, yay!

Hey.

Yes?

You're okay with this?

P-Please do not hurt yourself.

Okay, here I go!

Smile!

Kiiin!

Wh-What?!

Vegeta, what are you doin'?

Sh-She's too strong!

This absurd strength... She must be a gag comic character!

A gag comic?

One, two. One, two. Beep, beep, beep!

Ho-yo?

You know her?

Who are you again?

Son kun, watch out!

She's the one who blew away Vegeta!

What? You did?!

Uh-huh.

That child is being mind-controlled by an evil scientist.

The only solution is to hit her so she snaps out of it.

Even so, I'm not 'bout to hit such a little kid.

Move, Kakarot!

How can I let a brat get away with mocking me?!

Whoa, Vegeta! Calm down a bit.

I'm back!

How'd she circle the globe so fast?!

She's definitely a gag comic character.

Common sense doesn't apply to her at all!

I won't get anywhere with a battle comic fighting style...

In that case!

Look! A UFO!

A UFO?

How was that?!

Wh-What in the world?!

Vegeta, th-that's going too far!

It-It-It's not my fault!

Over here.

Sh-She's not human?!

Nope. I'm a robot!

A-A robot?!

Hoi!

I-Ignoring the laws of physics with gags is against the rules--

It's my turn now.

Listen to what I'm saying!

Kiiin!

Arale Kick!

Wait up!

I caught up!

Hoi! Headbutt!

Bye-cha!

E-E-Even Vegeta was blown away so easily...

Oh man...

Hey, let's play.

I remember from that headbutt!

You're Arale, ain't you?

Ho-yo!

Son Goku kun!

What? You know her?

You're as strong as ever! I'm gettin' excited!

Yay, yay! Yay, yay!

Okay! Hold on a second!

So cool!

Okay, here goes!

N'cha!

Wow! This is great!

So fun!

Once more now.

Times a hundred this time!

T-Times a hundred?!

Okay, c'mon!

You can stop it, right?! You will stop it, right?!

I'm not sure. She's really, really strong.

Well, I'll give it a shot.

It's the end of the world!

If Goku san can't stop her, there's nobody in the world who can!

Yes there is.

There's one who comes to mind.

I see. That's quite the situation.

Please, could you dispatch Beerus sama right away?

Don't speak of a god like a temp staff.

I'll prepare a ton of delicious food! Please!

Your timing is bad.

Even I mustn't wake him when he's just fallen asleep.

Sorry about that.

Wait...

Our only hope is to catch Mashirito and find out how to stop that child!

Hey, what's wrong? Done already?

I guess that's out.

Oh poo!

That's it!

Poo! Poo!

Poop!

Number 2, here goes!

Bring it on!

Tadaaaaaaah!

Eww!

Take that to Arale! It should buy us some time!

G-Go ahead, Bulma san...

Y-You take it!

Oh man!

Poop!

Ho-yo! It's poop kun!

Poketty-poke, Poketty-poke, Poketty-poke...

What the heck's goin' on?

What a foolish attempt to buy time.

The moment she loses interest in the poop will be your end!

Don't you have any ideas other than poop?!

Hey, Number 2! Haven't you got anything?!

Don't ask me. I got nothing unless you imagine it.

Imagine...

That's it!

There it is!

Everyone watching out there!

Face your TV and imagine the most delicious food in the universe right now!

Huh?

The most delicious food in your country... Your mother's cooking... Anything!

I'll explain later!

If you don't, the world will end!

Poketty-poke...

smile.

She's bored already?!

Looks like it.

Wh-What's that?!

What is that?!

Just what it looks like.

Your machine is receiving images of delicious food from around the world!

You idiots! What are you trying to do by making delicious food at a time like this?

Tadaaaaaaah!

It's so bright!

This is the most delicious food in the universe?

It looks pretty nasty.

I don't know about that.

Ka...

Me...

Ha...

Me...

I've never gone so fast before.

Hooray!

Wh-What is this guy?

So they created delicious food to call him here?

You there! I'm talking to you.

I don't know who you are, but take a hint. I'll reject you.

Today's episode is all about me...

Wh-What?! What are you doing?!

Ghost or not, there's nothing that Beerus sama can't destroy.

Impossible!

Yummy!

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy! Yummy!

It's a big cat!

So cool!

Say, cat san, let's play!

Ho-yo?

Careful, Arale. That stuff doesn't work on Beerus sama. He'll destroy you...

Ho-yo!

It came off again.

If anyone disrespects this great joy that fills me right now,

I won't forgive them.

Ho-yo?

Beerus sama! Knocking her out is enough!

Stop!

Whis, we're going home.

Excuse me?

Right this minute!

Hold on!

H-How do the scientists interpret this?

Maybe it was a chemical reaction from all the different stuff around the world?

Maybe the deliciousness was beyond what even a god's stomach could take?

It might be because you just made poop in the same machine before.

That's gross!

I'm so sorry for ruining everything.

I can take care of this much. It's fine.

Don't worry about it.

R-Really?

Doctor, you better be careful.

You're the ones who did this!

It's a good thing the drug wore off quickly.

If it hadn't, things would've been worse!

Oh my.

Bye-cha!

Let's fight again sometime!

Okay, Goku kun! See you again!

I really feel like inventing something!

Let's go home now.

Say, Mom.

Hm?

Aren't we forgetting something?

I'll never fight a gag comic character again!

nihao u ryu chi pa nihao u ryu chi pa

Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8! Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!

Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty!

super sheshe chaohan haochi

Riding on a ladle I don't even know its name

namae mo shiranai otama ni matagari

A four-thousand-year-old monster (Monster!)

yonsen nen no monster (monster)

Mixing it all up And then it's finished in no time

kakimazete tachimachi shiagari

Mysterious story

fushigi na story

Softly sprinkling in the spices It's the world's biggest obsession

sotto parapara spice ittou sekai de tadatada itto

Here, bon appétit!

meshiagare

My passion's on a rampage A Chinese spoon in my right hand

abaredase libido migite niwa renge

It's time to finish them off!

todome sashite yare

Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8! Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!

nihao u ryu chi pa nihao u ryu chi pa

Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty! Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Music!

super sheshe chaohan haochi super sheshe chaohan music

Hey it's me, Goku!

Beerus sama, you're gonna fight with the guys from Universe 6 again?

We're all playin' baseball this time?

What's "baseball"?

Next on Dragon Ball Super

"CHAMPA'S CHALLENGE! THIS TIME WE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL!"

Don't miss it!