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A man's life is a mix of joy, sorrow, happiness, fun, jolly times, celebrations,

the good and the bad,

things that like us, things we like, going on and on...

No matter what state of mind a person is in,

the one thing they go looking for...

For some it might be a temple, for some a theatre,

for some a beach,

for some it's the liquor store...

It varies from person to person.

But beyond all of this... there is one thing.

BIRIYANI!

Super, bhai!

What if that mighty biryani itself can't bring someone joy?

Are you wondering why I'm talking nonsense?

The real soul of a biryani's taste is its masala.

Cinnamon, cloves, ginger, garlic, it just rocks!

But there's a dreadful villain in it.

This fellow!

For a whole pot of biryani, they toss in about 20 cardamoms.

If even one of them ends up on your plate

and gets caught in your teeth while eating,

the whole biryani experience just becomes an 'Ugh.'

How could all 20 cardamoms put in the pot fall onto just one guy's plate

and get stuck in his mouth?

It'll get stuck!

It definitely will.

It gets stuck for me!

Do you know something even worse than all this happened to me?

Oh Lord Muruga... protect us all.

Aishu!

Hmm...

- The garbage truck's here. Go check! - Hey, leave me alone.

It's always me who has to deal with the garbage truck!

Hey, wake up! It's getting late.

Staring at that phone all night, and now you can't even wake up on time!

- Okay then. - Here.

- I'm off to work. - Hmm.

- Hey, dear. - Hmm?

Our boy is going for an interview, and you can't even say all the best?

couldn't you at least wish him good luck?

Did he even tell me he's going for an interview?

Why the hell should I be the one wishing him?

So what if he didn't?

Is all this new to him? Forget it.

Oh, come on, stop being so stubborn!

Let's see how many more days you two keep giving each other the silent treatment.

Yeah, sure, keep watching.

Hey dear, I've kept the pills in your bag, don't forget to take them!

What the hell do you want now?

Is the interview for me or for you?

You're not even half as stressed as I am!

It's only stressful the first time.

After that, you just get used to it.

Buffalo!

Yes, mother-in-law.

- He's just leaving for the interview now. - Oh.

Hmm.

Tell me.

Hey...

- Hmm? - Hey!

Huh?

Hello?

- What are you doing, mom? - Hello!

Hold this! Talk!

- Hey, dear! - Yes, grandma?

You're getting older by the day.

At least this time, do well in the interview!

I will do, grandma.

Look them in the eye and talk confidently.

- Your uncle wants to talk to you, hold on. - Hello? Hello? I can't hear you!

- What's wrong with this shirt now? - Huh?

Wearing a black shirt while heading out for something good?

As if wearing a white one is suddenly going to bring this face some luck!

Huh?!

- I checked out your profile. - Hmm.

- Quite interesting. - Oh.

Did you see my profile?

- Profile? - Huh.

I didn't look at any profile.

I only get a profile now and then.

The age for choosing one passed a long time ago.

Excuse me, come again.

You should get married at the age when you get to choose.

Otherwise, you'll just be longing for someone else to choose you.

Right now, I'm in the longing phase.

- Oh. - Huh.

Why did you say 'huh' just now?

You said 'oh', right?

That's why I said 'huh'.

Oh!

Huh.

Dad, I don't like this guy.

Oh!

Huh!

No... no... can you at least tell me why?

What's this? He rushed out in such a panic for an interview.

Are you wondering if this is that interview?

I can see it.

Raghuram?

Hmm?

- Ram! - Just a minute.

- Bye, bro. - Bye!

'Bro' it seems.

Is getting married really that easy?

A salary of one lakh rupees, a good family, own house, own car,

a full head of hair, no beer belly, and a solid bank balance.

Is having all this enough?

No.

NO!

Do you even know the kind of questions they ask?

Just send a quick video of him working at his office.

Okay, I'll ask him to send it.

- Where do you work? - I work as a driver at MTC.

You also take a video of yourself from where you work and send it.

Does the groom speak English well?

- Huh?! - Huh?!

I was in a relationship before.

Basically, I'm a revolutionary. No issues.

Hey Ashwin, did you hear that?

Even he's okay with it. Let's continue, baby!

You'll continue?

Can you make reels and dance along after marriage?

Do you know how to dry clothes?

Do you know how to take down dried clothes without wrinkling them?

Do you know if there will ever be a Thalapathy 70?

Do you know how to say sorry without even making a mistake?

Do you know how to do 'Baddha Konasana'?

- Do you know how to do a leg press? - I don't want an IT groom!

- Do you know how to cook? - Do you know how to make tea?

- Do you know Cocomelon? - Do you know the route to Ladakh?

DO YOU KNOW?

Do you know how to fly a helicopter?

Did you hear what all they're asking?

This is what you call a boomerang.

Since alliances arranged at home weren't working out,

I'm thinking of joining forces with a girl from work itself.

How's that idea?

- Huh? - Hey, dude!

Your girl's standing all alone by the lift!

Hold on a sec.

Let me give it a shot and I'll be right back.

What? Are you waiting for the BGM to kick in?

Your girl is about to get into the lift, go quick!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Hey... wait for me!

Relax. Just play it cool.

There's no one else in the lift. It's just her.

I've gotta nail this conversation.

Hello, Ram.

He... hell... hello, hello! Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi!

Okay, okay. Cool.

Cool, cool! I'm cool! I'm cool!

Hello, hello! Hi! Hi!

- Oh God... - Ram.

Are you free tomorrow night?

Free! Free! Free!

I'm free! I'm free! Free! Free!

I've got zero work. I'm totally free!

Tomorrow... want to come over to my apartment?

Apar... apar... apartment, right.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming!

- Shall we do the deed? - Huh?!

Why don't we do it?

Sho... should we really do it?

You naughty thief!

Actually, this is my first time, so I feel quite nervous.

Seriously?

Are you still a virgin?

- I'm a virgin too. - Huh?!

No worries.

Shall we start?

No... I actually have something completely different in mind for tonight.

Who the hell are you?

What have you done?

No no no! How could you get back without doing anything?

Hey, just a minute.

- So you're actually a virgin? - Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude! Dude!

Just don't tell anyone about this matter, please.

How could I ever tell anyone about you...

dude... no way! Damn! Hey...

- What, Ram? Are you still a virgin? - He actually doubted me?

I heard you've got a great list of horror movies.

Catch!

- Hey, Raghu! - Huh?

Your dad asked you to help him activate that ATM card, didn't he?

Why didn't you do it for him?

Did my dad ask me to activate his ATM card PIN?

He told you, didn't he?

Go do it yourself!

Oh.

So what on earth is the issue between the two of you?

He's the dad, I'm the son. That's the only issue.

Hey, Jaya! Anu's getting married tomorrow all of a sudden.

Where is my pink dress?

- Oh, mom! - Now that's the tone!

- Anu is getting married tomorrow. - Huh?! What are you saying?

She rushed into it. She went on a date. She missed her dates.

Huh?! What are you talking about?!

- You heard right, mom. - What does 'miss her dates' mean?

Huh?!

See? Now you know why your kid is still single!

Don't you go rushing into things either. Focus on your studies!

Ugh, come on, mom! You're making me blush.

Someone is going to show up for me.

He will be tall, quiet, with curly hair.

Oh, he'll show up alright!

A virgin bachelor's curse like mine isn't going to let you off easy!

Just wait and watch.

The guy you're getting isn't even going to feel like a guy.

He will miss his dates too.

Hey, can you even cast a proper curse?

Go look for him yourself!

You come find him for me! You're doing way too much!

Give it to me.

Please don't look at me like that.

I wasn't looking at her like that either.

Ew! You absolute creep!

Should I look or not?

- Can I look or not? - Let's watch.

- Shall we see? - Hmm.

- Let's see. - Let's see.

Looks like you've been trying for ages.

Still nothing working out?

Yeah.

Then just admit you haven't found the kind of girl you're actually looking for.

I'm saying I can't even find a girl.

Did you try in the bus?

Always way too crowded.

At the gym?

I don't even have that kind of strength in my body.

How about your office then?

I did... but I didn't do it.

At the temple?

Everyone's coming with their husbands.

In the metro train?

Total confusion.

On the local train?

On a local train?!

These days, all the gorgeous girls in Chennai, Kerala, Bangalore, Mumbai, and Delhi

travel only by local train.

Haven't you ever watched Mani Ratnam movies?

Have you ever been on one before?

I will!

And by the way, what's your name?

Ram... Raghuram!

Hey!

Ram!

- Oh! Ram? - Huh!

- Ram and Ram? - Huh!

Huh!

- Sir, sir... - Huh?

Look here.

Just wait, it's definitely going to happen tomorrow.

Going to happen, my foot!

I'm going to kill you!

- Move! - Hey...

I've got a damn bike, and I'm still taking the train every single day!

Aishu.

- Aishu! - Mom!

Aishu!

- Coming, dad! - Mom!

How long does it take to open the door?

- Jaya, are you still not asleep? - Huh...

Something's weighing heavy on my mind.

So, how did the reception go?

- It was absolutely grand. - Hmm.

The bride and groom looked so lovely together.

- They're still young. - Yes.

My legs are killing me. Give them a good rub.

You should've come too.

Hmm... it's not that I shouldn't have.

But it just breaks my heart that I couldn't see my own child get married,

so I didn't feel like attending someone else's wedding.

Who isn't hurting here?

But sir just doesn't seem to understand any of it.

Hmm...

What happened, dear?

Nothing...

people my age are busy cuddling their grandchildren,

and all I can do is just watch.

But here...

he isn't even married yet.

We've been telling him since he was 26 years old.

Think of how many girls we've brought to see.

Now...

every time a girl rejects him and walks away with some excuse or the other,

what on earth can we do about it?

Marriage doesn't have to happen by a certain age,

that's just the natural order of things.

But who's going to understand if we tell them this?

When I was his age, he had already grown up to my shoulder.

After that, I don't know what happened...

a distance grew between the two of us.

Hey dear, you're telling me all this,

but if you told him even a quarter of it,

why would he run away from you?

- Why should I be the only one talking? - Huh?!

- Can't he come and talk to me? - Oh no!

Why, dear?

Sir is the only one obsessed with pride.

Everyone is like that at that age.

They'll think they know it all, even more than their parents.

You're the one letting your ego run the show.

You kept pointing fingers at him.

He drifted away bit by bit.

Now his ego has kicked in too.

I'm the one caught in the middle between both of you, completely stuck.

Hey, what are you even talking about?

Fine, I asked because I didn't know.

How long has it been since I asked him to activate the ATM card?

Did he even bother?

Hey dear!

He's already stressed out about not being married,

and you go to him and talk about activating ATM cards and all that...

Hey! What am I talking about, and what are you talking about?

Nothing's connected at all!

Everything is connected! You just don't get it.

Go away! Go massage your own legs!

Always taking his side and talking for him.

I've had it!

God watches over children in every single home,

but He just closes His eyes when it comes to mine.

Hello.

Hello!

"Who could she be? With just a glance, she pulls me in..."

"Who could she be? Sending shivers through my soul..."

"O, my dream... O, my moon... Love is overflowing now!"

"My whole world... my connection... Racing faster by the beat!"

"Is it this? Is it that? I'm confused, please wait!"

"Is it the start? Or the very end? You are the one who has to say!"

"The sky never falls... You and I, we are the clouds!"

"Close the distance, Come to me..."

"Whatever I was before... Every single day I just lived!"

"You alone are enough, Come to me..."

- You just saw that girl on the train today. - Hmm?

The second you saw her,

you came running to me saying, 'This is it, she's my future!'

And now...

you're saying you're going to go talk to her tomorrow.

What if...

she doesn't even take that train tomorrow?

Hey, hey! Why? Why?

I just thought I'd give you some tips on how to win her over.

As if you're some kind of Love Guru!

I'll handle that myself.

Hmm.

"My eyes keep searching, Longing just to catch a glimpse of you..."

"Come back home to me, And let my heavy heart be filled with peace..."

"Oh my beloved, please don't torment me With this waiting anymore..."

"Come back home to me, And let my heavy heart be filled with peace..."

"The quiet, piercing glances that you cast my way..."

"Carry the very fragrance of my soul..."

Come. Come. Come.

Hey.

Hey formal shirt, do you actually have a girlfriend,

or are you just lying and stringing me along?

Hello! If you saw my girl in person, you'd be stunned.

Oh?

You say that every single day.

But you never actually show her.

Hold on! Let me check if she's on this train at least.

She took this exact same route this morning.

18 trains have gone by, and this is the 19th.

Are you saying your girl isn't even on this one?

Where is she?

No, man, she definitely took this route this morning.

Hmm.

But I have no idea what time she leaves in the evening or where she heads.

I even managed to find her office address,

Hmm.

but I just can't figure out how she travels back.

She's pretty, isn't she?

You think so?

Huh.

She's been following me everywhere for long.

And when I asked her why, she says she's in love with me.

Well, go ahead and date her then.

No way, darling.

My heart is already taken and safe with someone else.

- Where? - Give me a minute.

Let me go tell her it's a no and I'll be right back.

Oh God...

Hey, Sudhan Kumar!

- Hey, dude. - Why are you walking weirdly?

What do you mean?

Hmm.

What?

Hmm.

Who is it?

Hmm.

Hi.

Huh?!

Everyone else finds someone, except me.

How, man?

Nobody! Nobody! Hmm... nobody does it better!

Naughty HR.

Hmm.

Dude, I'm going to go talk to her tomorrow.

Hey, wait, don't just rush in there and blurt things out!

Then what?

First... you need to see her.

See her?

Yes, see her.

See her.

See her.

See her.

See her.

See her.

- Keep seeing her. - Huh!

- Just keep seeing her. - Huh!

Just keep seeing her until she notices you seeing.

Just keep seeing her until she realizes you're seeing.

Just keep seeing her until she feels like you should talk to her.

Now go talk to her! Then see!

Do I still have to keep seeing her, dude?

I didn't mean that seeing, man! Just watch what happens!

I'll go see her, and you just keep watching!

"The sky never falls... You and I, we are the clouds!"

"Close the distance, Come to me..."

"Whatever I was before... Every single day I just lived!"

"You alone are enough, Come to me..."

"Do not slip away... My fragile soul can take no more..."

"I cannot bring myself to forget you... I don't know how to either!"

"Please, do not distance yourself from me... Do not drift away and get lost..."

"Hmm... do not get lost..."

Brother!

Brother, samosa.

Samosa?

Do I look like someone who eats samosas on a moving train to you?

Yes, brother.

- Get lost! - Hmm.

"Oh my beloved, my restless heart Refuses to calm down..."

"It simply cannot exist a single moment Without thinking of you!"

"Don't you know? Oh girl, my girl..."

"In just a single, fleeting second, My heart melts away..."

"And love overflows!"

Huh?!

"At a touch's reach, As our fingers brush and entwine..."

"My pulse races even faster!"

"Is it this? Is it that? I'm confused, please wait!"

"Is it the start? Or the very end? You are the one who has to say!"

Hi, Ram!

Hmm.

Hi.

How do you know my name?

I know.

So you know.

I've been seeing you on this train for the last two months.

No, no. Two months and six days.

Hmm.

Yes, two months and six days.

You just keep seeing.

Yes, I am seeing.

Excuse me, don't disturb me.

I need to focus.

Are you using chat GPT?

Huh?

Okay, go ahead, continue.

Oh, shall I tell?

Hmm.

This...

like the long hand following the short needle...

no, no...

like the short hand running right behind the long hand...

oh no, not that either!

Hey, take it easy. Talk to me normally.

I'll add all those romantic terms like 'deer, honey, gold...' myself.

This is really hard for me.

It's fine, just talk normally.

- Speak normally? - Hmm.

- Go ahead. - Hmm.

I... you...

- I... - I'm okay with it.

You're okay with it?

Yes.

There’s no fault in your gaze.

I have absolutely no reason to say no to you.

If there’s no reason to say no, then...

it's a yes, right?

One...

One minute.

Just one minute.

Your smile is so cute.

Just one more minute.

Raghu, I have one condition though.

What is it? Tell me.

I can't hang out with you after six in the evening.

I need to go home before it gets dark.

My mom is super strict at home.

They always say I must be back home before lighting the lamp.

That's all fine, but will you talk to me on the phone after six?

Eh, no.

If my mom finds out I'm talking to a guy,

she'll do anything to him.

You just message me.

I'll reply whenever I can.

Actually... to send a message,

don't you need a phone number?

"A fresh wave is stirring... Spilling out in gentle murmurs..."

"In this bond we've created..."

"Something wonderful flows down To the very crown of my head!"

"An endless forgetting... An unyielding, unreachable end... "

"The strength deep inside my chest..."

"Whispers that you are the one, Stretching far into the blue!"

"Yellow avaram... You bloom like the golden avaram flower..."

"Like a tender mother... like a cherished child... You have become my everything..."

"Yellow avaram... You bloom like the golden avaram flower..."

"Like a tender mother... like a cherished child... You have become my everything..."

"Van Gogh's painted sky! Sekka's timeless epic poem!"

"Oh, my heart panics... My mind wanders..."

"My thoughts are blurred, Yet everything suddenly makes sense..."

"Now it clears up, now I see it all... Come closer to me, come, oh come!"

"Yellow avaram... You bloom like the golden avaram flower..."

"Like a tender mother... like a cherished child... You have become my everything..."

"Yellow avaram... You bloom like the golden avaram flower..."

"Like a tender mother... like a cherished child... You have become my everything..."

"As all my searching Turns into you..."

"And every sorrow I hold Burns away like fire..."

"Oh, my heart panics... My mind wanders..."

"My thoughts are blurred, Yet everything suddenly makes sense..."

"Now it clears up, now I see it all... Come closer to me, come, oh come!"

"Straight from the heart, one and one unite now... Becoming two together! "

"When two hearts truly meet from within... Even the heart bends a little with joy!"

"Straight from the heart, one and one unite now... Becoming two together! "

"When two hearts truly meet from within... Even the heart bends a little with joy!"

- And... Leela! - Hmm?

Mankatha got re-released today.

- Oh! - Shall we go?

Raghu, please...

I've already told you. They won't let me go anywhere past six.

- Hey... - Hmm?

Stop making that sad face.

Your face should always stay filled in my eyes.

That's not all, it should always stay smiling.

I honestly don't know whether to enjoy all this or not.

Do you smoke?

I smoke... sometimes.

But I won't do it anymore.

I've stopped it! I'm not going to touch it again!

Do you smoke?

Just kidding!

My girl said I shouldn't smoke from now on.

Hey, darling!

How would she know if you smoke right now?

Just go for it!

Hmm, light one up.

Nah man, I don't want to...

Hello?

Hello...

Tell me.

I'm Alan Arogyaraj.

Alright.

I go by another name too.

- Oh, tell me! - Tell what?

No, you said you had another name, tell me.

Another name... Hey!

What, are you celebrating because your romance is finally succeeding?

- Hey, who the hell is this? - Huh! Alan Arogyaraj!

I'm going to sabotage your love life!

- I'll separate you from your girl! - Hey!

Who the hell are you talking nonsense out of nowhere?

- How dare you talk to me like that? - Hey, who is it?

- Put him on speaker. - Mess with whoever you want,

- but not here. Because I'm Alan Arogyaraj! - Hello!

- I'm his friend speaking. - Hi, bro.

Can you repeat what you said?

Okay bro. Tell your friend.

I will sabotage your love... Sorry.

I'm going to sabotage his love life!

I'll separate him from his girl!

- Hey! - Hey! Hey! Hey!

I alone will decide whether to shatter his romance or make it work.

- Who the hell are you? - How many times do I have to tell you?

I'm Alan Arogyaraj!

Hey, try laying a finger on them if you've got the guts.

That's it, dude! Now talk!

- Hang up the phone, raj! - Hey, that's Alan...

Mom!

Mom.

Sit.

- Mom! - I'm coming.

Why are you screaming?

- Mom, this is my friend. - Hi, aunty.

Oh, you actually have friends?

Never mind all that. His name is Ram too.

Oh, you're Ram too?

- Are you married? - Not yet, aunty. They're looking now.

I told his father over and over again

not to name him Ram, saying he'd struggle in life.

When has he ever listened to me?

I never call him Ram, only Raghu.

Even so, look, he's aged so much and still hasn't gotten married.

Hey! She always talks nonsense.

'HE' got married.

Hanuman never got a chance.

If you want, tell your son to change his name.

- Welcome, son. - Hi, uncle.

- What is your name? - Ram.

Great, that's just fantastic.

- He's gone now, sit down. - Hmm.

Let him be. He always talks like that.

- Do you want some coffee? - Aunty, I'll have milk.

So darling, this is my first time at your house.

Won't you give me a house tour?

Why on earth would I show you around, as if you're moving in here?

'Someone is going to show up for me.'

'He will be tall, quiet, with curly hair.'

That's my sister.

And your sister too.

Hey! Shall we go?

What's wrong? We're heading out, aren't we?

I told you to come at 2. It's 2:05 PM now.

- Come on, it's just five minutes! - Oh!

It's just five minutes, right?

Start the bike right now, or I'm leaving.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

I'm actually hesitant to ask.

If we take a right cut from here, it leads to the beach.

Shall we go?

I've already told you, my mom is super strict.

She won't let me stay out past six.

If we go now, I won't make it back on time.

Shut up and take the left!

Hey... don't make that face right away.

Let's go home. I have a surprise for you.

Where's the house? I can't see it.

My house is at the end of this street.

Okay.

Whatever they ask at my house, never say you don't know.

Even if you don't know, say you'll learn it.

I'll go and give you a missed call, then you come.

- Got it? - Got it.

- Looks good, right? - Smells amazing, doesn't it?

Come, dear. Is the groom coming?

He's on his way, grandpa.

- Is everything ready? - Yes, everything's ready.

- Is the groom coming? - Wait, wait.

He is coming.

Hey, Leela, wait...

I'll go freshen up and be right back.

The groom's on his way.

This is the first time we're doing something that isn't our family tradition.

I understand, mom.

But she has already made her choice.

It's better to tell them everything in advance, right?

I will talk to her.

Now that he’s taken VRS, he won't stop bothering me.

So, did you arrange the guy?

Yeah, it's done.

I'm heading to her house. They're going to say yes to the wedding.

Hello.

I'm Alan Arogyaraj.

I know.

- I go by another name too. - Now that, I don't know!

I'm going to sabotage your love life!

I'll separate you from your girl!

It's not just you. Even I couldn't stop myself if I tried.

How are you saying?

Who is it?

Huh, the guy that girl sent?

Okay, okay.

And you?

I'm the uncle.

Didn't you bring the tools?

Tools?!

Yes.

- Why are you so quiet, groom? - Say something, groom.

Tea or coffee?

Or Horlicks? Boost?

Boost.

- Oh! - He wants Boost.

Keep talking, I'll be right back.

And son, this is a coconut tree.

He looks like he climbs trees part-time. Look how sharply he's dressed.

- I know. - You know, right? Then climb!

- Climb this?! - What do you mean 'climb this'?

That girl said over the phone that you'll do whatever job we give you.

But that's...

'Whatever they ask at my house, never say you don't know.'

'Even if you don't know, say you'll learn it.'

'Got it?'

I didn't get it back then, but I understand now.

Groom, you haven't said a single word since you got here.

I guess you'll only talk once Leela shows up.

Leela! Leela, come here quickly!

She'll be here in a minute. You tell us, groom.

How many people are there in your family in total?

Leela said you're very innocent.

Huh, yes, yes.

Okay, go ahead and eat!

Godhavari, please note the point.

The groom's got bad habits.

Don't say that in front of him.

They usually say 'lift a stone, tame the bull,' right?

But these guys are asking me to climb a tree.

Could they be testing the groom's strength?

I will climb.

No, no, no.

Just look at all this ghee!

It's flowing like a river.

- Come on, take a tiny little bite. - What's all this, sir?

Hey groom, this is achi murukku.

- Have some. - It's today's special.

Take big bites.

No, sir.

Where is the tender coconut?

Coming, coming! I've sent someone up to climb.

He'll be down in a minute.

Rope, rope... climb!

- You want a rope to climb? - Godhavari, please note the point.

- What are you guys doing? - The groom speaks English.

Mala?! Who wrote 'Mala' way up here?

In this gap, you ate well and even squeezed in a quick nap.

Wake up, man!

Oh, no!

He asked for Boost, didn't he? I totally forgot.

Wait, I'll get it ready.

Next, you have a small job.

You need to give a little one a bath.

- A little one? - Hmm, see there...

Our family's pet.

- Her name's Killer. What's her name? - Killer.

Hey, stop barking!

Give Killer a bath.

I'll tip you when you leave. When you leave?

- You'll tip me. - Huh!

You absolute fool!

Have you lost all your common sense? Will you just do whatever they tell you to do?

You're such a dunce! A total dunce!

It was so embarrassing.

I'm sorry.

Get out of my sight!

You're really an absolute fool!

Okay, fine. Look, she introduced you to her family at her house.

When are you planning to introduce her at yours?

Should I just go ahead and introduce her tomorrow?

Hey!

Who are you?

Just like how she created a memory for you,

create an awesome one for her too, darling!

The memory she created might have been a bit of a mess.

I'm going to create a kind of... super... no, I won't say anything right now.

I'm going to create a truly divine memory for her.

The priest said that whatever you pray for sincerely in this temple will come true.

Come on, we're already late. He's going to flip. Come, come!

Hey, mom!

What's the time? When did I tell you to be here?

Move fast! Why are you so late?

- It's all because of her. - I'm going to teach you a lesson...

Hey! This is a temple! Hold this!

If everyone worships only one God,

the other deities in the temple will get offended.

Go ahead and worship the other Gods.

Tomorrow I'll buy you a pair of light-up shoes, okay?

Something doesn't feel right.

You're up to something.

Do it.

Bless you.

- Look at that idiot. - Thank you.

Oh God!

At least this year, my son should get married.

He's growing older by the day, and we just can't seem to find a bride.

Huh!

Oh God!

Oh God!

Hey, check what happened!

What happened, mom?

It's nothing. The priest said to close your eyes and pray sincerely.

He said whatever you wish for will appear right before your eyes.

When I opened my eyes after praying sincerely,

this girl was standing right here.

Oh God, I felt so happy.

Look how pretty she is!

She is beautiful, isn't she?

Yes, she is beautiful.

Girls who are way below her league rejected you.

She's going to reject you for sure.

So, I'm changing my prayer.

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Stop praying! Stop praying! Mom, just listen!

Dear God, please find a matching girl for my son.

Just make sure she doesn't reject him, that's all I ask!

My son!

Hey, mom!

It's my girl.

What happened?

Why are you looking at me like that?

- Are you really in love with him? - What?!

- Is there any problem in your body? - Hey! Stop right now!

Then how on earth did you agree to give him your life?

Hey, hey!

Hey, Aishu! Shut up!

- Mom, didn't you get the exact same doubt? - Are you both really in love?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Everybody!

Why does everyone have the exact same doubt?

You guys don't show a single sign of being in love.

By seven in the evening, he's back home.

By ten at night, the lights are off and he's asleep.

I've never heard a notification sound on his phone at night either.

He's always roaming around with that Ram.

That's why...

Mom!

Her family is very strict.

She has to be home by six o'clock sharp.

Nobody is allowed to step out after lighting the lamp.

No phone usage after six either.

Hmm!

But that's not even all,

I have literally never laid eyes on her past six o'clock.

A family like this in this day and age?

Don't worry at all, dear.

Once you step into our home, you can live your life happily and freely.

Didn't I tell you? My mom's so sweet.

Go and get some Pongal.

Bloody sweet!

Looks like all the pepper in the Pongal is on my plate.

Oh no, not this guy?!

Tell me.

- My name is Alan Arogyaraj. - Hey!

What is your problem?

- I go by another name too. - Hey! Who are you?

- I'm going to sabotage your love life! - Who on earth wrote you this dialogue?

- Hey, let me finish, man! - You're just going on and on by yourself.

- That's my own creation, man! - Where are you? Tell me!

- I'll come! I'll come face to face! - I'm on an island.

- You want a one-on-one showdown? - Are you coming? Are you coming?

- Come, come! I'll send you the location! - Send it! Send it right away! I'm coming.

- Send it! Send it! - Come!

- Come! - I'm on my way! Let's finish this today!

Hey you!

Huh?!

Hey, Amoeba?

- It was you all this time? - Yes, it's me!

I'm going to sabotage your love life!

I'll separate you from your girl!

Then why on earth are you standing here?

Hey, I'll stand wherever I want!

- I didn't even invite you. - We're the ones who told him to come.

Happy married life, dude!

Happy first night.

Have fun.

Go get her!

Hey, why are you still on the phone?

Come on, look at the time. Hurry up and get over here!

- Hey, hurry up, he's driving us crazy. - I'm coming!

Why is that amoeba twisting and turning like that?

- He's been like this since morning. - You look gorgeous!

Where is he looking?

- Hi. - Hi!

'Shall we do it?'

- Oh no! - Hey?!

Hey, we're already late and you guys are messing around here!

She's acting all shy, man!

- Why? Why shouldn't she feel shy? - I didn't mean it like that.

She's getting all shy. Just saying!

Yes, right? She's getting all shy.

You know.

She told me that even my pinky finger shouldn't touch her before the wedding.

She's such a shy type!

I know.

Huh?! How?

It's obvious just by looking.

It's so obvious, isn't it? Oh God! I'm so lucky!

Hey, hey, don't push me.

- Dude, get in. - Oh no!

The wheels on the bus go round and round...

Round and round... Round and round...

- The wheels on the bus go round and round... - The wheels on the bus go round and round...

- All through the town... - All through the town...

- Who's that overtaking us? - The doors on the bus go open and shut...

- Open and shut... - Open and shut...

- Open and shut... - Open and shut...

All through the town!

Hey brother, who is that guy brushing past our car? Smash him!

- Hey! Hey! Hey! - Who the hell is he?

Moron! Who is he?

The groom is in the car and he's brushing right past us!

Hey, dude! Catch Him!

- Step on it, dude! Show them! - Don't, don't, don't!

- I'm an AK fan! - Hey go! Go!

Come on, come on! Come on!

Get him!

Smash him on the side!

Hey fool, who are you?

My friend is in this car, you're driving straight into us!

I'll smash your brains out and light a lamp there!

Race us if you dare!

Let's see if you're man enough!

Get lost!

- Hey! - Hey!

It's your wedding dude! How dare he digs with us!

Come, come! Let's settle this one on one!

- Let's do this! - I won't let you go!

Hey, curse them!

Come on! Come on! Curse them! Curse them! Curse them!

I will curse them!

From now your name is 'Lavadaya' Gopal!

Just wait till I get my hands on you!

Hey look! He looks like an alien!

From this angle, he looks just like the Predator!

Hey! Step on it! Just floor it!

"All through the town!"

Hey, that's the limit for you!

- Just who do you think you are? - Sir, sir, sir!

We didn't mean to, we just didn't know. Please let us go, sir!

Have any idea who you messed with?

He's a major gangster, and you're standing there saying you didn't know?

Hey, matching coats is one thing,

but wearing matching underwear too is just wild!

- What cartoon is that? - It's a dinosaur.

Hey shut up! Sir, sir, sir!

We did it unknowingly, sir. I'm begging you, please, sir!

Hey, what are you doing?

I went to the shop yesterday to buy an underwear.

My underwear size is 80.

But only size 75 was on offer. It was buy one, get one!

I bought it thinking I could stretch and make it bigger by wearing it!

- Were you able to stretch it out? - No, brother, I'm still trying.

Give it to me, I will make it bigger for you!

No, I will take care of it.

- We didn't do it on purpose. Let us go. - Hey, idiot!

- Hey, Amoeba! - What is it, dude?

- We're really in trouble, Amoeba. - Hey, shut up!

Sir, please listen to me.

- My wedding is in a little while, sir. - What, a wedding?

How are we supposed to believe it's your wedding?

Sir, please believe me.

Hey guys, tell them!

Sir, want me to prove it?

Should I video call my bride-to-be right now and show you?

Huh! Now we're talking!

- Video call! - Yes, yes, video call!

- Just keep quiet! - Hey, that's my wife!

- So, do you have? - I am telling you that she is my wife.

Dude, give me your phone.

- No, no. - Give me the bloody damn phone, man!

We're doing this in public?

Yes, dude. It's a trending business now.

He's insisting he'll make a video call. You call her, dude!

She never answers calls from unknown numbers.

'Shall we Do The Deed?'

Why the heck have you saved her name as 'Do The Deed'?

No, she was the one who asked, 'Shall we Do The Deed?'

- So did you do it? - No, no, I didn't do it.

Ah, so you didn't do it, but she did!

No, I actually went prepared.

But we thought we'd do it after the wedding, so we didn't.

So what would you guys have done if the wedding had actually happened?

Don't dig it, dude!

How can I anymore?

- Disgusting idiots! - Damn! I missed a video call!

Why didn't you do anything to them?

They are doing everything to each other.

Then what should we do?

Dude, you said something about?

Thank God!

They didn't do anything to us.

But you went ahead and did it, you rascal!

My word then, is my word now!

What I say now, is for forever!

I'm going to sabotage your love life!

- I'll separate you from your girl! - Hey... hey...

Hello.

Hello.

Where did you suddenly disappear from the temple?

I'm coming.

I'm asking where you are, and you're saying you're coming?

I'll explain everything.

I already told you it's my birthday tomorrow.

Do we really need to meet your friend this evening?

- Fine, I'm starting from home now. - I'll be there! I'll be there.

- Let's meet at the coffee shop by evening. - I will come soon.

Hey, Amoeba!

Hey, nutcase!

Amoeba!

Fine, listen.

I told my mom it's your birthday.

She asked me to bring you home.

It'll be the perfect chance to introduce you to my dad as well!

- Huh? - Hmm.

Come over to my house tomorrow, please.

Hey, since when do you start saying 'please' to me?

Just come over tomorrow and pick me up yourself.

Why tomorrow? I'm coming over today!

I'll show up at your terrace right at midnight!

Make sure you come to the terrace without waking anyone up at home

and without anyone knowing.

We'll cut your birthday cake together. Huh? Okay?

No, seriously, please don't. It’ll turn into a big issue.

Just understand what I'm saying, Raghu.

What could possibly go wrong?

No, I don't get it. What kind of issue?

Are we illegally in love?

Your parents know, and my parents know.

Your family knows, and my family knows.

Beyond that, what could possibly go wrong?

I don't get it. I really don't get it. What problem could happen?

If you don't get it, just leave it.

How many times have I told you not to disturb me after 6 PM?

My mom is very strict.

You have no idea about my family situation at home.

If it doesn't make sense to me, explain it until it does. I'll try to understand!

Instead of that, you're saying you'll just run away by 6 o'clock every day!

Understanding me can wait.

Ask your friend if he's coming.

I'm asking you what's going on...

Is he coming or not...

I don't get it...

Go on, call him!

Hey, Ram...

Damn!

Where are you?

I've told you so many times that she won't be available after 6 PM!

She's shouting like something Come quickly!

What did you just say?

- Tell me! What did you say? - What... did I say?

You said something. What did you say?

What did I say?

You said I'm a- didn't you?

Get lost, you-

Hey!

Hey!

Hey listen!

Hey!

Sorry darling.

There was a seminar at the office. It got a bit late.

Where is sister?

- She's gone. - Wait, she left?!

Never mind that.

Didn't I explicitly tell you to get here before 6 PM because she'd be leaving?

What on earth were you doing instead of showing up on time?

Forget it, whatever, we'll deal with it.

Seriously though,

why on earth won't your girl meet or talk to you past 6 PM?

When has she ever answered me whenever I asked for the reason?

Something just feels off to me.

No no, I didn't mean it like that.

Wait... does she literally go blind or something past 6 PM?!

Do you think she has night blindness or something?!

Hey!

Stop blabbering?

Maybe she does...

Oh, come on, it's definitely nothing like that!

Her mom is just strict and raised her not to step outside after 6 PM, that's all.

Then hurry up, talk it out, seal the deal, and get married already!

Once you're hitched, she'll be with you 24/7.

She says no even just when I say I'm coming to see her. And you're here saying this...

Why did you even say you were just 'coming over'?

You should have taken a cake, gone right in front of her, knelt down,

shown her the cake, and surprised her.

Instead of doing that...

She says no even when I say I'm coming to cut a cake,

and you're talking about going in person to surprise her?

Man, why'd you even tell her you were coming in the first place?

She only said no because you gave her a heads-up.

If you told her you weren't coming, she probably would've begged you to come!

Wait, no, what are you trying to say?

What are you just standing around gawking at, darling?

Go on, get inside!

I'll just... here's what I'm going to do now,

- I'll send her a text first. - Huh.

After she replies...

Go ahead, text her.

Darling, did you get the reply?

- I'm messaging her right now, dude. - Oh okay.

Darling, did you get the reply?

I have just sent the message.

You just keep texting her and wait for her reply.

If I slide my hand inside, the door will open.

I'll go inside and figure out what we can do.

Look out, here comes the reply!

Dude, dude, keep it down, man.

- Dude, dude, dude! - What the heck is it now?!

She sent a message, dude.

Quick, open it up and see what she wrote!

Man... she has sent a huge message.

What else could she possibly have sent?

She'd have said my mom will create a problem if you come inside.

Huh.

And even if you still come in, she'd have said she will break up with you. Right?

Exactly.

She'd have sent 'Please don't reply', right?

Somehow, it feels to me like I'm talking to her directly, dude.

Hey! You are completely useless at this.

She's an absolute coward!

- How much longer will she be like this? - Dude, dude, stop shouting!

- What will she do? - Hey, hey, hey...

Hey! Are you gonna call her now, or should I?

- Dude, keep it down. - You're totally useless.

Hey Leela! Come outside! Hey Leela!

- Hey! Come with me, come on! - What the heck is it now?!

There's a guy named Chinnavandu uncle inside, man!

If he steps outside, things are gonna get real ugly!

Hey, who the heck is this Chinnavandu Periyavandu?!

Hey! Chinnavandu, come outside, man! Hey, Chinnavandu!

- Hey, hey, hey! - What is it this time? Hey!

- Godhavari! Get out here! - Who on heck is Godhavari?!

Hey, it's written on the board, dude!

- Who the hell is this guy?! - Hey...

- Hey Leela, come outside, hey... Leela! - Look, look, look.

Bringing you here itself was a mistake.

You leave. I'll take care of it myself.

Hey! Have you ever seen her past six o'clock even for a single day?

Do you even know if she lives in this house?

What the heck is she even up to past six?!

I don't even care about seeing her after six.

All I want is to marry her and live happily ever after. That's it!

You leave, I'll handle it.

Get lost!

And there's a cake for her, too.

I'm never getting on this bike ever again, man!

'The number you're calling is currently not reachable.'

'Please try again later.'

'Currently not reachable.'

- Son-in-law? - Hmm.

Huh?!

Did you come last night itself?

Hmm...

Please come in.

Leela!

Come downstairs. Son-in-law is here.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, Raghu!

Oh, so you were actually inside the house the whole time?!

- Sorry, please! - So you texted me while sitting right here?

You could have at least gone home.

- Hey, what are you saying... - Hey...

Coffee.

Chinnavandu!

- Look, the groom is here! - I told you not to come, didn't I!

Showing up here is totally on you!

Please try to understand what I'm saying, Raghu.

What are you going to say?

So none of this is your fault at all?

You're saying coming here was my mistake.

Keep your voice down!

Okay, let's go up to the terrace and talk. Please...

Whatever you have to say, we can sit right here and talk it out.

- Go on, speak. - Please! Please...

Please, please, please!

Come on!

Come, come, come!

Let go of my hand!

What on earth do you even do past six o'clock?

Raghu, please...

Whenever I ask, it's always 'Mom is strict, Mom is strict'...

Please... please...

My head feels like it's literally going to burst!

No one has ever seen you past six o'clock!

- Nobody knows where you go or what you do! - Raghu?

To top it all off, I don't even know who you are past six o'clock!

I told you on day one, that I can't hang out after six!

You nodded your head back then, and now you come here and throw a fit?

- Hey, what are you talking about? - Raghu...

- Please stop shouting. - Think a little!

Raghu?

If I go out and say I've never seen my girlfriend after six o'clock,

- won't people laugh? - Please, don't shout.

- There's no point talking to you! - Raghu, Raghu...

- I'll just talk to your mom directly. - Ragh...

- Aunty! - Raghu!

- Please, just listen to me! - Aunty!

- Raghu! - Aunty!

Raghu!

- Did you call me? - Hey, are you aunty?

Are you aunty? Get lost!

- Go call aunty! - I'm coming, son-in-law!

- Aunty! Hey! - I'm coming, I'm coming!

Please, I'm begging you, just listen to me!

- What happened? What... - Raghu, Raghu...

What happened?

Mom...

Okay.

Son-in-law.

What's the problem?

What's the problem?

You're the problem!

Me?

What did I...

What's this about locking a girl up and not letting her out after six?

- Raghu, please! - It's not locking up, son-in-law...

- You just stay out of this! - Oh God!

Expecting a girl not to step outside after six is absolute abnormal behaviour!

It's not like that at all, son-in-law...

- Hey! Just stay quiet, will you?! - Raghu, please stop it!

- What do you mean 'stop it'? - Why are you shouting?

- Your mom's not letting you out, right? - See that, sister?

Just look at how furious your daughter gets the moment someone scolds me!

- Hey, get out of here! - She's here, isn't she?

Tell her to answer me now!

Leela... tell him.

Go ahead, tell me.

Why are you asking so suddenly? Hold on, just a minute.

I'm talking over her, what's this group discussion going on over there?

Hey!

What... what are you doing?

Son-in-law, step inside the circle.

What for?

Just get in!

If you want to know about me, give me your hand.

- Huh?! - Come on, just hold our hands, son-in-law!

Hold mine too, just like that.

- Like this? Is this right? - Huh.

Close your eyes now.

- I'm not in the mood to pray right now! - Raghu, please!

- Son-in-law! - Give me your hand.

It'll be over in a flash, son-in-law. Come on!

Huh... perfect, just hold it like that!

Close your eyes.

What are you people doing?

Hmm?

Why isn't it working?

Son-in-law hasn't turned on the switch yet.

What?

The switch, son-in-law!

Wait, now this?

Oh God!

Huh?!

- Oh no! - Hey, son-in-law?!

Hey, son-in-law?!

I said it right from the start! Who knows who gave birth to this son-in-law?

- Look at the state he's in! - Go, uncle! Get some water!

- Why are you scolding me? - Son-in-law?

Son-in-law?!

- Finally. - Thank God!

- Huh, he's awake. - Son-in-law!

Are you okay?

Son-in-law! Calm down!

Hey!

- Look, relax, we aren't going to hurt you. - Who the hell are you guys?

Please don't panic.

Get away! Get away from me!

- You want some water, son? - Okay, relax, we won't come.

What kind of beings are you guys?!

Anunnaki!

- Oh no! Hey, hey, son-in-law! - No, Raghu!

- Move away! Move! - What are you doing?

- Son-in-law, watch out! - Hey, you're going to slip!

Son-in-law, listen!

- Hey, you might slip. - Watch out, you might fall!

- If you slip and fall, - Tell him!

- Killer will bite. - Raghu, listen to me!

- 16 injections. End of story! - Son-in-law!

- Hey, hey, be careful! - Come on, get back!

- Hey, careful. - Let's sit and talk, son-in-law.

Don't panic, son-in-law. I'll make you some Boost.

- Get away! Get away from me! - You're stressing.

Move! Get away from me!

- Please calm down. - Hey, son-in-law?

- Son-in-law... - Don't come near me! Don't touch me!

I won't touch you. I won't...

- Hey, Chinnavandu, come here. - Why is he so scared?

- Son-in-law! - Son-in-law, wait!

- Son-in-law? - Son-in-law... wait!

- Hey, son-in-law! - Hey, stop Raghu!

- He's running away, go talk to him! - Son-in-law, don't leave yet!

- You might get hurt! - Hey, watch it!

- He's always falling down. - Son-in-law, watch your step!

Sir! Please, sir... just let me go, sir!

I'll just quietly go my way!

- Please try to understand, Raghu. - Wh... what?!

- Do everything and then cry now. - Hey, Leela!

Hey!

We can't bear to watch our granddaughter cry.

I'm warning you politely, go talk to her right now!

That's the only way you're walking out of here!

Go on, son-in-law! Hmm!

- Fast! - Huh! I'm going, sir.

- I swear I'll gouge your eyes out! Beat it! - Dad, why are you also scaring him?

- Give me a high five, son-in-law! - Oh God no!

I've tried to tell you so many times...

but I just never could!

I was scared, that you'd despise me.

The truth is... my ancestors are from another planet.

But my mom and I, all of us, were actually born and raised right here on Earth!

Even so...

even so, how can anyone marry an alien?

Why, in this world, don't people marry across religions, across castes,

and men marrying men, women marrying women?

Just like that, you're going to marry a woman from another planet.

That's all.

Logic... the logic is good.

Raghuram, you know how much I love you.

My love is true.

If you don't want me anymore, you can leave from here!

Nobody here is going to force you to stay.

Huh?!

SON-IN-LAW!

'Every single minute I lived with you,

even on my deathbed, I won't forget, my love.'

Those were actually your lines. Have you forgotten?

Did you forget roaming around busily at Bessie Beach?

Did you forget putting your legs up on the corner seat?

Huh?!

Right on your leg, you rascal!

In Tondiarpet?

At Mahabalipuram beach?

At Mambalam station?

At Semmozhi Poonga?

Did you forget showing your magic right there at Mayajaal?!

Stop it! All of you!

Alien-

Every single place you mentioned are spots people go to after six in the evening!

I haven't even gone to those places alone.

And you're here listing them out to me?

- Son-in-law, this is a poem I wrote myself. - Hey! Hey!

- Listen. - Just don't do that!

- I won't... won't... touch. - Don't... don't... touch!

Okay!

Love is just like God, son-in-law...

You can only feel it, it has no form, son-in-law...

I know this song too.

I'll sing it too!

Get lost!

Maybe he used to work at a TV channel?

He knows every single song.

All my hard work... wasted.

Should I have tried some other song?

Who asked you to sing that song?

There's a song called 'Urugi urugi ponenadi ulle'... should I sing it?

- He's not gone anywhere. Just keep quiet. - Listen to her.

What, do you want an MGR song now?!

Did I ask you?

Am I convinced now, or am I confused?

I actually went and truly fell in love, damn it.

Basically, I'm a revolutionary.

Even if she's an alien...

she's still a woman!

Leela...

I'm going to ask you something.

You have to tell the truth.

What if...

if all of you get hungry,

you won't eat me, will you?

Son-in-law, we are all vegans!

So here's the next question.

What on earth is your problem after 6 PM?

Oh, after 6 PM do you turn into your real form?

Does your whole body turn green, do your veins bulge out,

and do your eyes roll round...

do you turn into an alien like that?

No.

Not even that?!

Then what else is the problem?

After 6 PM in the evening...

After?

I turn into a man!

Oh, you turn into a man... Wait, WHAT?!

- Raghu! - Oh no, son-in-law?!

Raghu? Raghu!

- He's fainted again? - What's wrong, he fainted again?!

- Hey, son-in-law? - Please, Raghu.

Please wake up!

Raghu... do you want to drink some water?

I...

Did you say something about turning into a man?

Yes, I did.

You have this friend named Ram, right?

Yeah, I do.

- That's also me! - Huh?!

'Ram!'

'Hi Ram!'

'First... you need to see her.'

'There’s no fault in your gaze.'

'I have one condition though.'

'They won't let me go anywhere past six.'

'Something just feels off to me.'

'My mom is very strict.'

'I'll reply whenever I can.'

'Look out, here comes the reply!'

'Do you smoke?'

'Just go for it!'

'How many times have I told you not to disturb me after 6 PM?'

'after 6 PM...'

'What the heck is she even up to past six?'

'I don't even care about seeing her after six.'

'All I want is to marry her and live happily ever after. That's it!'

'You're really an absolute fool.'

'You're really an absolute fool.'

- Don't cry, son-in-law. - Don't cry, son-in-law.

Why me?

When I turn into a guy, you are my only favourite friend.

When I turn into a woman, you are my only favourite boyfriend.

What... what's all this?

Just say this, everything will turn out just fine.

Hey, what did that old man say?

My grandpa says he's going to use his powers to help you.

What will he do?

- After 6 o'clock... - After?

He's asking if he should turn you into a woman!

Wait, WHAT?!

Oh, so during the day I'll tend to you...

and at night, what will that guy Ram do to me?

HEY, RAM!

'Ram and Leela'

Raghuram!

Hey, hey, hey...

Get away from me, man!

No, not man! Get lost! Oh no!

Get out of here! Now!

- Raghu, stop this! - Hey!

Sir, sir! Save me, sir! Please, sir!

Sir... save me...

Hey, hey?

Raghu... Raghu this is a hospital!

Sir, sir, sir, please sir, save me sir!

This thing is going to eat me alive, sir!

- Sir... - Hey, please!

- Stop it, Raghu. - Hey!

Why are you glaring at me? I'll kill you!

Raghuram...

Raghuram! Raghuram!

Ram! Ram! Ram!

Hey! You said you're an alien? I'm fine with that.

But when you said that you are that rascal Ram! Argh!

I swear I'm going to grab him,

break his jaw,

- gouge his eyes out, - Hey?!

- drag him across the floor, - What are you doing? Stop shouting!

smash his face, and...

- Hi, doctor. - Please sit down.

See if he's hurt his head anywhere.

Okay, doctor.

- Hello... no, no, no. - Lower your head, please.

Hello, hello, hello!

- Let me see. - It's not my head... my head is fine!

Doctor! Doctor! I've been cheated, Doctor!

I've been cheated! A girl cheated me, doctor!

Girl drama? Well, shit happens.

Just give him a vitamin shot and send him home, he's totally fine.

Stick it in, Doctor! Stick it in!

Everyone else is doing it, you might as well!

Oh, you're gone already?

It's all my fault.

I'm the one who cheated you.

Hey! You're telling me this now? Are you kidding me right now?

That nurse just walked out thinking I'm completely nuts!

What were you doing then?

- I'm so furious - Please!

- I could just choke you - Please, please...

- and kill you right now... - Oh, son-in-law! I didn't see anything!

I didn't see a thing!

Even I feel embarrassed. Sorry for disturbing you.

But let me tell you why I'm here.

I ordered some fig juice!

It's supposed to do wonders for a man's vitality! Hmm!

You moron! Chinnavandu!

I swear I'll grab you right now, squeeze the life out of you,

crush you to pieces, and wring you dry!

- I will tear you apart! - What you'll tear me apart?

Uncle, you get out of here first!

He totally hates you.

- Oh, he totally hates me? - Damn right! All of you, get the hell out!

Son-in-law, let me tell you something.

Come evening, I'll be looking absolute fire!

Hey Chinnavandu! I'll grab you right now, squeeze the life out of you,

crush you to pieces, and wring you dry!

- Raghu... - What is it?

- I totally understand. - Hmm.

I didn't do anything on purpose.

Everything I did, I did it just for you!

Ugh... so cringe, so cringe! Hey you!

Hey!

Is my love feeling cringey to you?

Hurry! Come on!

Huh?!

Oh no!

Hey, hey! What are you doing? That too inside the hospital?

Hey, mom.

My son?!

Mom! Mom! It's not what it looks like!

I'm murdering her, mom! Murder!

Wait, what, you guys are getting down to something?!

It's not 'getting not that'! It's murder! I'm murdering!

Oh, my God! Come this side.

What's happening here? What happened to him?

Huh?! Eh... tell him, dear!

He suddenly fainted.

He fainted?

- Eh... Jaya! - Hmm?

- Come here for a minute. - Hmm.

- Who is that girl? - Huh? Eh...

She's...

She's the girl our boy is in love with.

Oh I see!

Did you guys just decide everything on your own?

A man is respected at home only until he's the only one earning.

Go on, keep it up!

Something's fishy about the way he's looking.

And she's acting super shady too.

What's going on?

Ram, it's almost six.

Yeah, it's about to be six.

Hey! It's almost six!

Oh no! It's almost six!

Yeah, it's just about hit six! So what now?

Oh God! Once it strikes six, Ram will be here!

- Ram will show up! - Oh! Is Ram coming?

Yes. He'll be here sharp at six.

He'll be down in the parking lot.

You go and bring him up,

because he doesn't know the way to this room, right?

- Go bring him here, hurry up! - Okay!

I'm going to go see Ram!

- Hey... - Hey!

I'll be back in a flash, darling!

What the hell is this anyway?

- Where is Leela? - Huh?!

Hi, aunty.

When did you come?

- I came a while back. - Huh?!

- You came a while back? - Huh.

Alright, where is Leela?

Hey, aunty is asking, tell her!

There.

There? There where?

Do you see that white car there?

Yeah, I see it.

Do you know who's inside it?

Oh no, can't see.

Then she must be in that one.

Hey, dear! We're all here.

Look she went home without even telling anyone?

Leave that aside.

The guy she's about to marry is lying here in the hospital,

and she went home without a single care in the world!

Aunty!

Stop speaking ill of Leela like that.

Leela's a really good girl.

Raghu!

Raghu, please.

Darling.

Oh, okay. Fine.

- Just hear me out... - Rascal, I'm going to beat you...

Mom, I'm leaving for work.

Don't take it the wrong way, dear.

I think he's just stressed about something at work.

Hmm.

You're an alien, aren't you?

Do you have any of these special powers?

Like shooting beams from your eyes, breathing fire, walking on water,

stuff like that.

- Or what your grandpa said... - Yeah!

Some filthy nonsense!

Just don't ever bring that up to me again.

Do you have any other special power?

- Because... - Raghuram, stop it!

I am an alien. But my love isn't fake.

I'm honestly in love with you.

This love and marriage that has always stayed within our own species until now.

You came and turned everything upside down.

They call us 'The Anunnakis.'

The name of the planet we lived on is Niburu.

All the science and technologies you see in this world today

already existed on our planet thousands of years ago.

Scientists from Niburu started travelling to different planets for research.

Earth is one of those planets discovered by the Anunnakis.

When they first landed on Earth, there was no human race here at all.

Only apes existed.

Gold is valued here, but it was worth even more there!

The Anunnakis who came to Earth discovered that gold exists on this planet.

They needed slaves to mine all this gold and take it away.

That's why they mixed the DNA of apes with the DNA of the Anunnakis

and created a new species.

That is the human race.

Over time, as humans kept multiplying

and the population of Anunnakis dwindled,

the Anunnakis hid their identity

and started living mixed in with the people.

To ensure that humanity would never find out about Niburu under any situation,

following our ancestors' commands,

we severed our connection to Niburu as well.

According to the traditions of our world, when we are born,

we aren't born as just a boy or a girl.

We spend 12 hours living as a male

and 12 hours living as a female.

The moment a person perceives themselves as a woman,

they transform permanently into a woman.

The moment a person perceives themselves as a man,

they transform permanently into a man.

Just like that, the moment my mom and uncle were born to my grandpa and grandma,

my grandpa became a male

and my grandma became a female.

The moment I was born to my mom,

my mom permanently became a female.

Fine, then who is your father?

Did you reel him in like me,

or is he someone from your own species?

No, no. He's an alien as well.

You won't believe it if I tell you who he actually is!

Go ahead, try me.

Hi.

- What? - Nothing.

That's what I'm saying too.

There's nothing here.

That guy has been following me for a long time.

When I confronted him, he says he's in love with me.

I told you about this already that day itself, didn't I?

Why are you being so naive just like me?

Loser!

Darling, she is one of our kind too.

There are still lots of people like us in this city.

There's lots of you?

Hey, boys!

If you're looking at some girl and planning to confess your love to her,

first check if she's even a girl,

and then propose, guys!

- Hold your head up high. - Hmm?

Just like this.

Last Saturday,

it must have been around 12:15 PM in the afternoon.

- Huh. - Hmm.

HE abruptly opened the door and walked right in.

- Huh?! - Hmm!

Oh yes, sir.

The one who flies around carrying the Sanjeevi mountain

He walked up to me, dropped two horoscopes in my hands,

and told me to check if the girl was a proper match for him.

When I looked over both horoscopes,

all ten compatibility matches were absolutely perfect!

I sent him off telling him to get married at the very next muhurtham.

HE was ecstatic beyond words.

He started jumping in joy,

and instantly placed a double payment in my hand

and flew away!

Huh?

Huh.

Huh!

Hard to believe, right?

I'm afraid your son...

isn't tying the knot in this lifetime!

Oh no, priest!

- Oh God! - Then what?

As for your son,

in this city... scratch that, forget this city,

on this continent... no, forget the continent too.

a girl is going to drop straight down from another planet, period!

He's in love with a girl.

That's why we came to show that girl's horoscope...

- Love? - Huh!

- Him? - Huh.

- Is she even a girl? - What are you saying, priest?

Venus and Jupiter are facing away from each other.

Make sure he gets married within the next four weeks.

That's the only duration the auspicious transit of Jupiter holds.

That's right, priest, I thought the same thing.

For a guy like him to get a girl to love him is a miracle in itself.

Why even bother seeing some fake astrologer for this...

Huh?!

I'm the great Pattaampoochi Parthiban. I never stay put in one spot.

I keep flying to every country.

You're lucky I'm right here right now.

Tell him about me.

- He doesn't know about me. - Keep quiet.

- We'll leave now, priest. - You're welcome.

You call me fake?

Aren't you leaving?

How, priest?!

Hey son, are you really in love with a girl?

He's proving to be a real challenge to astrology itself.

Alien calling!

Alien calling!

- Hmm? Hey, dude. - Hmm?

Do you lovingly call your girl 'alien'?

Oh, I see.

- Let's get back to work. - Enjoy, bro!

Alien traitor Ram calling!

Hey?!

Do you call your friend 'alien' too?

That's wrong, bro! That's seriously messed up.

- Hello. - Hey!

What is it? Can't you see I'm ignoring your calls?

If I don't answer, will you just keep spamming me?

What do you want now?

Raghuram, your parents have come to my house.

- What did you just say? - Yes!

Apparently, our wedding is happening in just ten days!

Oh mother...

- What's wrong with this guy? - Hey, hey!

They asked me for your home address.

I didn't give it to them.

- You gave it, didn't you? - I swear to God, I didn't give it!

Hey, hey, stop lying, you absolute disgrace!

You're the one, aren't you?

Do you think that Ram guy could have given it to them?

What did you just say?

What did you say?

What was that?

What did you say?!

- What? What? What did you say? - Hey! Hey!

- Tell me, what did you just tell me! - Hey, dude!

- What did you say? What? What was that? - Hey, dude!

- Huh? What? - Everyone's looking.

Hey!

Sorry... sorry guys! Continue.

Hey, hey! What did you say?

Tell me what did you just say.

Hello.

Hello! Hey?!

What, are you on the phone with Raghu?

No, aunty, it was a work call.

Oh.

He has no idea we came here.

The moment he finds out, he's going to leap to the moon with joy!

Are you mad? Have you lost your mind, mom?

Did I ask you right now that I want to get married immediately, that I'm in a rush,

and tell you to get me hitched? Why did you pull this stunt now?

Huh? Are you playing?

You and that girl are tying the knot in ten days.

- Mom, mom, mom! - Hey, son, son, son!

Didn't you say yourself that you'd marry that girl?

I've already discussed everything with your grandparents.

They've agreed to arrange everything.

We're heading to our hometown tomorrow!

- Stop everything, right away! - Yeah right!

He thinks he's Sivakarthikeyan!

Owl eyes! Owl eyes! Owl eyes! I'll literally scoop both your eyes out!

Why are you trying to pick a fight with her?

- Oh God! How do I explain it to them? - Hey, mom, mom, mom!

Huh?

Did you forget what he did at the hospital that day?

Because that girl didn't give in to his desires,

he just rejected her and left.

- What did I... - You heartless sinner!

Did I raise you like that?

Mom, mom, no! I didn't do anything like that!

- Then why are you rejecting her? - Tell us now!

How am I supposed to tell them that she's not even a girl?

Who are talking to over there?

- Look at me and talk! - Forget that. I don't want this marriage!

Oh my God! What is wrong with you? Why are you turning that girl down?

Just how many women have turned you down?

Oh, absolutely! He's already scored a half-century!

Have you any idea how much grief your father and I are going through?

How am I going to make you understand, mom?

Hey, mom... Oh great, you've started?

Thanks to you, I can't show my face at any family functions.

Before I draw my last breath,

I have to get you married and only then can I die in peace.

Why are you suddenly activating power mode now, mom?

Oh God! What's wrong with you, mom?

Please don't cry, mom! I'll get married before you go.

Huh?!

Oh no, I slipped up!

You scoundrel!

It's all because of you that my mother is in tears!

If anything happens to my mom because of you, that's it for you!

Leela...

He... has finally agreed to the wedding.

He says he's giving his full consent from the bottom of his heart.

Go ahead and send over your family details,

we need to get the train tickets booked.

Huh? Oh, you're coming by yourself?

Alright, alright. Sure, dear.

Huh?

I'll seriously give you a call afterwards, alright?

Hey, you definitely have to come now!

He already said he's coming, then what?

Hey? When did I say I was coming?

Hey? When did I say I was coming? Come on, let's go.

Bro, I forgot to ask.

Will your friend Ram be attending?

How will he not show up? Of course he's showing up!

Okay, thanks! Come let's go!

- Come on, Jaya, let's get packing already! - Yeah, hurry up and come!

Am I convinced now, or am I confused?

Book the tickets! Let the travels begins!

Raghu come this way. Just keep walking!

Which platform, Aishu?

- Hey, Leela, let go of me. - It's the ninth. Come on, dad.

Hey! I'm already pissed off. Just go away!

Wait. What's wrong now?

Raghu...

if you aren't interested in this wedding, or if you don't want it, just say so.

We'll call off the wedding. I'll take all the blame.

If all this has to change, you...

once you realize your femininity, everything...

No! I'll make you realize it!

If a baby is born to you now, I mean if a baby arrives,

you'll still remain a woman, right? After that, everything will be fine, won't it?

When did I ever say that?

Hey! You're the one who said it!

You're the one who said your mom and uncle were born

when your grandpa was a grandpa and your grandma was a grandma.

Hey, hey, hey! You've got it all wrong.

My grandpa is there, right?

My grandma is there, right?

My mom was born to both of them, right?

Now, when my grandpa is a grandma,

and my grandma is a grandpa,

my uncle was born.

Hmm? Understand?

That's it. Simple!

Now tell me, do you actually feel like being with me, or would you rather not?

I really don't know.

All those lovers always say things like...

when you're in love, butterflies fly inside your heart, you feel so happy, and all that.

I thought I'd just hear about it and live my life.

But you came into my life like someone splashing colours on it.

You're the one who showed me what love is really like.

And now, that love has even reached the point of marriage.

But... will this wedding happen or not,

do I really want it or not?

But... no matter what,

I am crystal clear about one thing, I must never let go of you.

But I just don't know if all this will actually happen.

"Crossing over the skies I finally landed on earth..."

"I found you, Please come to me..."

Let's go.

I'll stay right by your side.

We'll face whatever comes.

"Oh come..."

"You are the one... Who chose to accept me..."

"In just a single, fleeting second, My heart melts away..."

"And love overflows!"

"At a touch's reach, As our fingers brush and entwine..."

"My pulse races even faster!"

"Is it this? Is it that? I'm confused, please wait!"

"The very beginning... and the end... It's just our love..."

Raghu, didn't you say that Ram will board at this station?

- Yeah, yeah, this is the station. - Try calling him.

Call him!

It's already six. He'll be here any moment.

- Hi, Aunty. - Oh, come, come.

- Hi darling. - Hi, dude.

Uncle.

- Come, son. - Hi.

- Please sit. - Yeah sure.

Why are you boarding at this station?

A friend of mine is getting married.

So I'm coming straight after finishing the reception.

Oh. Your friends are getting married,

won't your family get you married too?

My family is looking for matches, aunty.

Hope you get married soon too.

What are you doing?

Just hanging around.

I need to talk to you.

Tell me.

So your wedding is finally wrapping up.

Next in line... it's me, isn't it?

Just how old are you anyway?

It's the right age for getting married!

If I let this pass, I'll end up past my expiration date just like you.

Oh no.

Brother.

Brother...

Brother?

Brother, I'm in love with someone.

Who is it?

It's someone you know.

Who is that?

Seetha's better half.

Who?

Ayodhya's ruler.

Hey... tell me who?

Half of your name, the rest of my life!

Hey... who is he?

Oh no.

What?

Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram!

- What's wrong? - He's a loafer!

He's hooked on drinking, cigarettes, weed, and even powders

he's got every bad habit in the book!

Basically... basically.... basically, he is a walking mess of filth.

I need to tell you something else. What should I say, and how do I even say it?

He... he's a... he's a rotten scoundrel! A total womanizer!

Even if you drape a saree over a stone, he'll still lust after it.

He's such a lowlife!

It's okay, it's okay. It's all good.

- Don't cry, my dear... - Hey!

For so long, I lived without a clue about my life's purpose.

It wasn't until you spoke about Ram that I finally figured it out.

What did you figure out?

Straightening him out, putting him on the right track,

and marrying him, that is my life's one and only mission!

I pity him, brother.

Hey, uncle!

Hey, uncle!

I've spotted you. I'm coming right now!

Why are you so late?

We're right here. Who are you looking for over there?

Well, you spotted your uncle, didn't you?

What's up, nephew,

looking all glowing with wedding vibes on your face? Huh?

- You're actually blushing? Gross! - Oh, uncle...

I honestly thought you'd remain a bachelor for life just like me!

Hey Avinasi! Shut your mouth!

My boy is finally getting married against all odds

aren't you going to celebrate and be happy for him?

Did you ever once think of me that way, sister?

Overflowing with motherly love just because he's your son?

Come on sister, let's get moving. Come on nephew!

Ah, everyone get down.

Brother-in-law.

- Your room is downstairs. - Uncle, could you grab that bag for me?

- Oh, downstairs? - Here you go.

- Fine, come. - Bring this.

- Aishu, wait. I'll take you upstairs. - I'll bring it for you, dad.

- Hey... Ram, hand me a bag. - It's fine, I've got it.

- It's fine, hand me one. - Welcome to our home.

Looks good?

- My height's perfect for him. - Hey Ram!

- Uncle? - Take this room.

Oh no, he's walking away.

Hey dear, as I said your room's upstairs...

This room is vacant, right?

Can I take this room?

Fine, go ahead and take it, dear.

- Anything for you. - Got the room right next door. Yes!

Hey, don't worry nephew!

Upstairs there's a fully-equipped room for both of us to stay in, let's go.

That's all good.

But I'm much more comfortable staying with him.

Why?!

I'll just stay right here. You go ahead.

Hey, can't you stay with this uncle just for one day?

Man! That's true friendship!

What, darling? Just staring?

Come on, let's sleep.

What?!

Hop onto the bed.

- You bloody rascal! - Hey! Hey! Hey!

Are you asking me to come sleep with you?

You must be exhausted from the travel, so I told you to get some rest!

- Hey, hey, hey! - What did you say? What was it? Huh?

Darling! Come on, darling!

- Never call anyone 'darling'! Never again! - I won't! I swear I won't!

Hmm?

- What? - What 'what'?

I heard a noise inside like someone yelling.

- That was me yelling. - That didn't sound like your voice.

- It was me! - Huh!

That's Ram's voice.

His voice is naturally soft.

Go, dear. Go get some sleep.

- Everything alright? - Everything's completely fine. Go on, go.

- Brother. - What is it, my dear?

You wouldn't do any honour killings, would you?

Get lost!

She's asking if I'd do honour killings! She actually asked me!

Look at me, making the supreme sacrifice of sharing a room with an alien traitor!

And she looks right at me and asks me that!

Does she even know what a huge revolutionary I am?

She actually asked me that.

No one else on this planet would ever do the things I do!

This guy shows up out of nowhere to be my friend.

Then he stands right in front of me transformed into a girl.

My absolute, fantastic luck,

I'd go to him for ideas on how to win her over.

He hands over the brilliant advice, and she magically shows up to accept it.

And clueless about any of this,

I'm just roaming around being friends with him and being a boyfriend to her!

Ugh!

But one thing, man.

Only our planet's girls don't know your worth.

If an alien from another planet likes you...

there's definitely something about you!

I'm certain you have no clue what it even is, though.

Yet somehow, you've got it right inside you.

If he were alive right now,

he would've given a tight hug and said, 'Kid, what you're doing is legendary'...

Hey, nephew!

Nephew!

Nephew dear... Oh no, it's face!

- What is it? - What, nephew, you're up so early?

That much love, huh?

You were the one who knocked on the door, uncle.

Well, what else was I supposed to do? We're running late.

Everyone downstairs is rushing to get ready.

The train is at seven in the morning. Let's go, nephew.

- Let's move! - You go on ahead, I'll catch up.

Alright, come quickly, nephew.

The bride is right here.

I don't know who all of them are going to bring along.

Raghu!

Raghu!

Aren't you coming, Raghu?

You guys go ahead, I'll catch up.

Hmm.

- Alright, come soon. - Get in, sister!

- Alright, drive. - Huh.

Leela.

Hey!

Everyone's left to pick you up. Wake up.

Two minutes...

Two minutes?! Get up now!

I'm saying everyone has already left, and you're sleeping.

- Like this? - That's right, just like this! Come on!

We just somehow need to go get there, come on!

I'm feeling so sleepy, Ram...

Wake up!

Couldn't the bride's family have just come with us?

Our trains are only like three hours apart.

Maybe they had some work, who knows.

Welcome, welcome!

Here they come!

- Welcome. - Welcome, welcome!

- Please come. - I'll take that.

- Welcome, please come! - Give me the bag.

- Where's Leela, mom? - Please come.

Greetings.

- Where is Leela? - Where are the others?

Where's the bride?

She's coming.

- She's coming. - Leela!

Oh God! The train has arrived already!

Run!

Go, go, go! Go!

Go, go, go? How am I supposed to go?

If you were Ram, you'd have leaped right over and gone, wouldn't you?

The train might leave.

Leela!

No, she's still inside.

They'll start moving the train.

Ask her to come quickly.

Jump and go, get lost!

Wait, I'm going to report you to the Women's Rights group!

You don't even consider I'm an alien for a fact,

and you're physically assaulting and torturing me!

Chinnavandu!

- Where the hell is Leela? - She's coming, she's coming.

- She's in the restroom, she'll come. - Hey, come on, the train is about to leave.

Leela!

- She's finally here. - See, she's here.

You said she'd be in a saree. Look.

- Uncle. - Hi Leela!

How's everyone?

Hey, Ram, move, move!

I've seen this smile somewhere before.

Huh?!

- Wait, sister! - What is he talking about?

Oh, yes! Our boy, Ram!

- He's my nephew's friend. - Ram?

- You smile just like him. - Who is that?

Literally everyone in the whole town can see it...

except me!

- Oh nice! Please come. Come inside. - Greetings, greetings.

- Where did he go? It's been so long. - Where is the groom?

Pass that aarti plate, dear.

With grace, prosperity,

a good life, and wealth,

both of you should live happily for a hundred years.

Make yourselves right at home and eat to your heart's content!

In-law, how is it?

Why are you pecking at it like a hen?

Just grab the whole thing and shove it in your mouth!

The girl's watching you!

Instead of just sitting there, he could help out with everyone else.

- Keep going everyone! - He, nephew!

Where on earth is Ram? No trace of him at the feast.

Tell him to come eat.

He's right upstairs. He'll come down and eat by himself.

- He... - I saw... he wasn't there!

- He wasn't there?! - Nope!

Then he's gone. He took off!

What do you mean he's gone? What did you do to him?!

Hey, hey...

Gone means... he's gone to Tuticorin.

Wait, didn't you just say he was upstairs?!

- Tuticorin? Hey, wait! Why did he go there? - Well... he went straight from upstairs...

Hey, groom's sister!

He went all the way to Tuticorin just to invite us.

Oh, right, right... Wait, what?!

You're right here, then how?

- Exactly! - He left without a clue.

As soon as he finds out, he'll come over himself.

I already called and told him everything.

- What's he saying?! - Hey, mom! Call her over!

- Go! Mom's calling you. - What are you doing?

- What am I doing? - Go, dear!

- She asked, so we have to answer her. - How did he...

- How? He's here, and he's over there. - He's definitely done something to my Ram!

- Uncle? He needs to come eat right now? - What do I care if he eats or not?

- Just watch what I'm about to do! - I'm out of here!

Listen here, son-in-law,

I've got an idea to clear up all this chaos.

Why don't we give a bride and take a groom?

Huh?!

Wait, I think Leela just called my name. Let me go see what she wants!

Nobody called you. You're just making it up and leaving.

Do you get it, son-in-law?

People exchange grooms for grooms, and brides for brides in family alliances.

How does that work? Are you going to give a bride and a groom to the same person?

Hey you, chop this onion nice and fine!

I'll be right back, son-in-law!

Not this way.

Definitely, not this way.

Being the groom at a wedding is an absolute struggle!

Damn!

Shall we read the marriage announcement letter?

Yes, please do.

From Yadaiyapalem, Mr. Kannan Krishnamoorthy

and Mrs. Jayalakshmi's beloved son,

K. Raghuram as the groom,

and from Kanathur, Mr. R. Ravindran and Mrs. R. Kaveri's beloved daughter,

Ms. R. Leela as the bride,

on the coming 05-02-2026,

the 22nd day of Thai month,

in the auspicious morning time above 4.30 AM and within 6.30 AM,

it has been unanimously decided to conduct their auspicious wedding.

On the same day, in the evening above 6 o'clock and within 9 o'clock,

a reception event has also been fixed,

written as a betrothal and wedding invitation card with the exchange of betel leaves and nuts.

God bless you all.

Do both families give their consent?

- Yes, we consent. - Yes, agreed.

Oh, it's nothing, in-law!

According to our family tradition,

we finish all good deeds before sunset.

- What is this, Jaya? - So what, we can change it.

In that case, see if there's any good muhurtham as soon as day breaks.

- I'm checking right now. - Yes, yes, please check.

Dad, are you looking for a date to celebrate your 60th anniversary?

Hey, keep quiet.

- Why did you agree so suddenly? - Now, just watch me.

On that same day, there's an auspicious time window between 9:30 and 10:30 AM.

Perfect, then let's lock it in for 9:30 to 10:30!

Okay.

- But the reception is only after 6 o'clock. - Yes, yes, only after 6 o'clock.

No changes in that.

- No changes at all. - No, no...

Let's keep the reception in the evening as you said.

But finish it before 6 o'clock.

- Find a good time slot for that, priest. - What on earth are you even saying?!

In our town, we always hold the reception only after 6 o'clock.

We won't hold it any earlier than that!

- That's the whole problem! - Yes, absolutely!

- Keep the muhurtham early. - We won't keep it earlier at all.

- The reception must be over by 6 o'clock. - We accepted...

You're just nodding to everything she says?

to change the muhurtham time as you asked.

We can't change the reception timing.

Please try to adjust.

- Why are you looking at me? Talk! - What traditions?

- You're right. - We'll start our own tradition.

Don't drag this conversation.

Excuse me, in-law, please help us out here.

- What can I do... - How is it possible?

How is it possible to do everything just the way you want?

There's no chance of that.

Priest! The reception is strictly from 6 to 9!

That's right! The reception is strictly from 6 to 9!

Fine, fine then. Shall we change exchange the plates then?

Hmm.

- So, no more changes. - Yes, no more changes! Nothing at all.

Everything is settled! Let's go ahead and exchange the plates.

Hey priest, let's go ahead.

Hey, what are you doing? Put the pappad back down.

Hey! Why are you just standing there staring?

Stop right there! I'm not letting you get away with this.

Hey!

Hey, let me go!

"Oh, rare beauty... Absolute perfection!"

"Golden peacock girl... Our glowing bride..."

"Radiant sun... Our loving, handsome prince..."

"Keeper of our joy... Our handsome groom..."

"May your twin flower garlands... rest entwined together..."

"In a sweet embrace!"

"Splash her with turmeric... Bless her with sandalwood..."

"Our bride is a work of art, A heavenly angel!"

"Can anything ever match this pure bliss? Adorn her hair with sweet-scented blooms!"

"Scatter the fragrance of deep romance, O apple of our eyes!"

"Is that lightning Flashing in your eyes?"

"Shyness sparkles so softly... Across your honey-sweet cheeks..."

"Like a hand-crafted doll of gold Standing right here by our side!"

"Caught in a slice of heaven, The bride is blushing with sweet shyness!"

"Amidst the booming rhythm of the drums, Can this sweet shower of kisses ever stop?"

"Betel leaves have lost their job Against those naturally crimson lips!"

"Whispering sweet words, The wedding night will be pure magic..."

"Little by little, Begging for a taste of love...♪

"Oh Kannamma! You are the reason for it all..."

"The eager groom Keeps spinning circles around her..."

"Like a hand-crafted doll of gold Standing right here by our side!"

"Caught in a slice of heaven, The bride is blushing with sweet shyness!"

"Amidst the booming rhythm of the drums, Can this sweet shower of kisses ever stop?"

"Betel leaves have lost their job Against those naturally crimson lips!"

"Like a hand-crafted doll of gold Standing right here by our side!"

"Caught in a slice of heaven, The bride is blushing with sweet shyness!"

"Like a hand-crafted doll of gold Standing right here by our side!"

"Like a hand-crafted doll of gold Standing right here by our side!"

"Like a hand-crafted doll of gold Standing right here by our side!"

In that whole saree shop, there was only one saree I liked.

And Leela's mom took that exact one, that deep purple-coloured saree.

What, am I supposed to snatch it right out of her hands?

Forget it.

Did you notice that Chinnavandu fellow?

Look at how desperately he digged through the sarees.

He’s picking them just like a woman!

You've been a woman all these years, and you still don't know how to pick a saree?

If you wear this out in the glaring sun,

everyone's going to mistake you for a glass of rose milk and get completely baffled!

Put this on.

Throw on a purple jacket.

Boom, you'll instantly look ten years younger,

just like that sister from the movie JJ!

- Hmm?! Exactly, mom! - Hmm.

He selected sarees...

Oh! Please come.

Would you like some coffee?

No thanks! I'm good.

Didn't Leela come?

- Leela... - Hmm?!

She... well, about that...

She's nowhere to be seen since evening.

Go and bring her

Actually, in-law, according to our world's tradition,

we never let anyone lay eyes on the engaged girl after sunset.

That's why.

You world's tradition?!

- Did I say 'world'? - Huh!

No, actually I meant according to our family's tradition.

You're saying a lot.

What people are you?

Huh? Green-coloured people.

Green colour?

They looked fair and white to me.

How do you say their green-coloured...

- Hey, nephew! - Hmm?

The ones who tie green threads?

Oh, you don't know that? They're our own people!

We don't do bride to bride exchange with them.

Not bad, son! You managed to get one.

From now, we can speak alliances through you.

Who knows, even I may get one. Huh?

Huh?! We can't?

You have absolutely no chance of ever getting married.

Huh?!

- Oh my God... - Hey, nephew!

Look, as soon as he found a match, he's ditching me and leaving!

What are you looking at? I'll pluck your eyes out!

It's a dream! This is reality... Hey, nephew!

Imported brandy with chips. Bachelor party!

What are you looking at? Is this a wedding?

Come on, let's have some.

- Hey! - Huh?

Get lost!

Fine, then. What was his name?

That guy... his name...

Huh! I'll ask the old man.

Sir!

Sir!

Sir! I'm talking to you!

Where is Chinnavandu?

Huh?

I can hear just fine. Why are you yelling? What do you want?

Where is Chinnavandu?

- He's over there. - Oh, he's there?

What's wrong with him? He's just dancing his way out.

- What did he ask you? - He was looking for Chinnavandu.

- What did you tell him? - I said he's over there.

- Why did you tell him? - He asked me, so I told him.

- If he anyone asks, you'll tell? - Yes! Whoever asks, I'll tell.

Oh no! Hey old man, do you know what the time is now?

Whatever it is, they're both my own children!

Oh God!

Chinnavandu! Hey, Chinnavandu!

Oh, are you taking a bath?

You seem to be a neat and clean drunkard.

- Oh no, what's going to happen now? - How will long will he bathe?

Four mugs of water are enough for him to take a bath.

Oh no! When is he going to show up so we can drink and chat...

Oh no! Why is this lady coming here?

Hey, Chinnavandu! That Avinasi guy is looking all over for you.

Just stay out of his sight!

I'm closing the door and leaving. Make sure you lock it from the inside.

I'll deal with you after I'm drunk.

Lock the door already!

Hey Chinnavandu...

She's locking the door...

She's pulling me right along with the chair!

Avinasi.

I know... you're there.

You know?

How? How? How?

Oh no! That's not mine.

I'm utterly at a loss for words.

- You look absolutely gorgeous. - You're handsome too.

- Me? Handsome? - Hmm...

So, what's your relation to the bride?

Me?

What's wrong? What happened?

When I was born,

even my grandmother's never given me a bath.

Only a man bathed me.

You touched a skin like that.

In these 50 years,

you're the first woman to touch me and say I'm handsome.

Avinasi, please don't cry...

You touched me again?

Just give a minute.

That's so sweet.

- What's your name? - It's Chinnavandu aunty.

Your name is also Vandu?

Are you the golden bug born right alongside that dark bug?

- No, no! - Huh?

Same, same, but different!

No way!

Look at him and look at you. He's nowhere near you!

He is also here.

It's only us.

You're the one who touched me for the very first time.

I wish to surrender the rest of my existence to you.

- Can you give me a life? - Oh, damn it!

Hey, go talk to him.

- Mom, why don't you just talk to him? - Son-in-law...

Son-in-law!

I need to ask you something.

You whole-heartedly agree to this marriage, don't you?

After making the journey all the way from Chennai,

getting completely dolled up, and preparing myself for the wedding,

you suddenly decide to ask me this now?

No... I was just asking.

Mom, he loves Leela so much.

- He's just showing off. - I know...

Hey, hey...

- Not a word! - Hmm.

Don't make the son-in-law angry.

No matter what, a revolutionary is always a revolutionary.

Hi!

- Hi, madam. - Could you slide over a bit?

Who is this?

It's Chinnavandu uncle transformed into Chinnavandu aunty.

Oh my...

Why on earth is he so stunned?

Hey, still who all are inside who, in your family?

Mom, if he's so shocked after seeing aunt,

God knows what he'd do if he laid eyes on dad.

Hey! Don't talk about dad right now!

How...

Eww...

- Hey, aunty! - Hmm?

Haven't you realized your own femininity yet?

That's exactly why I'm here, nephew.

What are you looking at over there? Look here, nephew.

Do I look like I've got groom vibes now?

Am I right, dear?

Did she really just touch me and say okay? Oh, sweet heavens!

Uncle?!

Hey nephew, I walked into her room carrying a full bottle,

but she ended up filling my entire heart instead.

And yes, she spilled everything...

- leaving nothing out. - What?!

When did this happen?

So what now? You!

You... and that boy Ram...

Sorry, my tongue slipped.

I'll make sure you and Leela get married without a single hitch,

courtesy of your uncle here. Happy?

- Hey, uncle! - Yes!

Thank you so much, uncle.

Keep that in mind,

and you're the one who has to get me married to your future aunt.

- Hey! - Why are you vomiting now?

- Hey, that's not a woman at all! - Huh?!

Is this isn't a woman, then what's that?

- Hey, uncle... - Okay, okay nephew.

These people aren't even human. You know better.

If you're asking who they are,

they're the ones who literally crossed the skies just to marry us.

Please understand.

That's not even the best part.

Everyone gets a shot at life, nephew.

And right now, my darling has handed me an offer.

Guess what it is? Come on, take a guess!

- That's it... that's it... exactly that! - Gross!

- You rejected it, but I accepted. - Hey, uncle?!

Why? What's wrong?

With the help of that grandpa's powers,

I'm planning to transform into a woman past six o'clock, nephew.

- But... why? - Why do you feel gross for everything I say?

What have I even achieved just by being a man, huh?

I've made up my mind to try experiencing life as a woman, nephew.

- Hey! - Huh?

What are you doing now?

Only now, nephew, am I truly feeling my femininity.

- Mom! - Hey, uncle!

- Oh God! - Your sister's getting married finally.

- Oh God! - What do we say if someone asks who she is?

We'll manage saying she's a distant relative.

Yes, this is very important now.

Tomorrow morning, we raise the pandhakal pillar.

The wedding is two days after that.

Not a single soul has pitched an idea so far about how we're handling the reception.

About the idea...

- Think about that first - Of course, we must think about it!

Right, nephew?

Oh God! My wedding has got to happen somehow!

The reception has to happen.

But nobody's eyes should fall on the bride.

Huh...

Should we put hair extensions on Ram

and cover his entire face with flowers?

Huh?!

Oh God...

Oh my goodness! I'm feeling so shy!

This guy keeps popping up in the middle like a TV commercial.

What if we file a police complaint saying my dad misbehaved with a woman?

Misbehaved with which woman?

With my mom of course!

Oh God!

Why do I need this high-profile drama?

- Hey, nephew, just listen to this idea. - Hmm.

Why are you scaring us like this?

Why don't we just kidnap the old man?

- Who? - He's talking about my dad.

That munching grandpa, Bujji Babu himself!

How do we kidnap him?

Hey, nephew.

Without anyone in town knowing,

my dad secretly smokes cigarettes inside the motor room at the farm.

If we mix weed into the cigarettes he has hidden in that motor room...

Being an old man, he'll take a puff,

get dizzy, and pass out on the floor.

Suppose we start a rumour right in the middle of the reception that grandpa is missing,

everyone will go off looking for him.

By the time they find him, the reception will be over,

then dawn will break, and we'll be straight at the wedding!

What do you say?

Look at all that smoke!

Come on.

He's smoking like a steam engine train!

- Why do I feel light-headed? - Look, he's already high.

Uncle, your dad shouldn't step outside until dawn breaks.

"Ram, Ram, yes papa? Telling lies? No papa!"

"Leela, Leela, yes papa? Ram is waiting here for you, pa!"

"The sound of drums Will echo all around!"

"The sweet scent of sandalwood And vermillion fills the air!"

"Every single day, Our hearts want to hold each other close!"

"Melting together, Sticking like one!"

"Time to apply the nalangu Should ancient customs ever fade away?"

"With the chiming of toe rings ringing out,"

"Our eyes will meet and bump together playfully!"

"With style Step on the grinding stone!"

"Spread out the palm-leaf mat, and serve the grand feast!"

"The whole town With all our relatives gathered close!"

"Pouring out full hearts with blessings for us!"

"The whole neighborhood is shining bright, The wedding stage is buzzing with life!"

"The whole village dancing away, Time to celebrate with pure joy!"

"As the auspicious hour draws near, Kindle the sacred fire and chant the holy mantras!"

"Let all the traditional rituals unfold!"

"Tie the yellow thread tight And ring in the auspicious bells!"

"Like a precious blessing received, She is our darling, our beloved ET being!"

"Shall I pull you close And wrap you in my arms?"

"Shall I drop my shyness And hold you tight?"

Hey, uncle!

Hey... hey!

Hey! How did you come here?

I had you hidden away, didn't I? Come this side.

- Avinasi! - Who let you free?

- Tell me! - Hey! Come with me!

Who? Huh?

Hey nephew, the bride's missing.

Huh?!

She always disappears the moment it hits six o'clock!

Oh God! Leela's missing!

Huh?!

Hey! Ram's missing!

Oh God!

"You gave light to my empty sky..."

"Please don't leave me behind in the dark..."

"My heart has survived the harshest storms..."

"It can take no more pain..."

"Crossing the whole world just to reach you..."

"I am coming toward you like a growing light..."

"Just when everything finally fell into place..."

"Right when it was all within reach, she vanished..."

"She left, she vanished away like the wind..."

"Leaving without a single word..."

"Burning like wild forest fire, Refusing to fade..."

"She left behind deep scars And went away somewhere unknown... "

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

'Now tell me, do you actually feel like being with me, or would you rather not?'

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

'But... no matter what,

I am crystal clear about one thing, I must never let go of you.'

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"Now you are a sharp thorn that has pierced me deep..."

Bro! Bro! Bro!

She's ready inside.

Go scare her.

Scare her?! How does my boss look to you?

You go scare her, if you want!

No! I must not set eyes on her.

If you do?

If I see her, everything he did will come back to me...

and after that, there's no telling what I might do!

Very interesting, man!

- Thank you, thank you! - Hey!

She should scream and cry,

- that's all, right? - Yes.

I'll handle making it happen!

Excuse me, that's my friend's girl. You shouldn't behave like that.

He might be a friend of yours.

He's no friend to me.

I'll go stir up a little chaos real quick.

She looked different in the photo.

But in person, she's a whole different story.

Huh?!

Hey!

Boss, you're back already? That was fast!

All done?

Hey!

Who on earth dragged this in here?

Yeah, it's me!

It's me.

Are you sure you kidnapped a girl?

Of course! It's a girl. I did it with my own hands!

How can you be certain it's a girl you kidnapped?

How so... hmm?

When I lifted her, I was able to physically feel it, sir.

- You felt it, did you? - He’s had his fun, man.

Head back in while holding onto that exact same feeling.

Guys, don't take me wrong.

Hey! What on earth are you doing?

Hey! Untie me!

If I let you go, you'll run. Sorry. Stay here.

Hey, hey, hey, stop right there!

Untie me!

Excuse me, why is that guy wearing that girl's dress?

The one you abducted is that boy himself!

- Hey! - Oh no! Oh God! Oh my....

Hey, why the hell did you come wearing that girl's dress?

Sir... I put on this getup to pull a prank on the groom, sir.

Hey! You didn't prank the groom!

Look at me, me, me! You've played a prank on me!

Singam, what do we do with this Julie now?

Hey, throw him out!

What about this guy?

Grab that woman's dress and put it on him!

- Bro, that's not going to fit me! - Fit or not, you're still wearing it!

You dare mock me?

Huh?! What is this?

I have hair fall issues, bro.

Hello, uncle! It's me Ram!

Where the hell did you disappear to?

- Uncle, I'm on my way home! - Hey, Nephew!

Ram's back.

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"Now you are a sharp thorn that has pierced me deep..."

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"Now you are a sharp thorn that has pierced me deep..."

- Jaya, didn't you enquire about the family? - Answer her! Why are you standing still?

- The groom will be here soon. - We ended up humiliated.

- We're the ones with the bowed heads. - Keep quiet, mom.

Would you say this if she were your daughter?

Hey, Chinnavandu, why are you silent?

- Don't cry, Leela. - The groom's back.

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"Now you are a sharp thorn that has pierced me deep..."

All of us are waiting outside, mom.

Leela's inside.

The doctors will check and let us know.

Inform dad as well.

If you ask why, how would I know, mom? I'm just telling you what the doctor said.

- Hey dear, we're up next. - I'll call back later.

Hey nephew, don't panic.

- Everything will turn out for the best. - Hmm.

When you go into labour, I'll be pacing back and forth just like this.

- The baby is born! - Leela?

No, no, no!

This isn't your average love story that just wraps up with a happy ending card.

I already told you.

If even a simple Pongal brings a thousand peppers into my life,

do you really think this was going to go down easy?

With a bunch of total strangers from my extended family standing around,

right before I could yell, 'No, Leela's not like that!'

Leela bursts into tears,

her grandma strokes her cheek, my grandma grabs my hand,

'Make her answer where she was all night!'

'GRANDMA!' While I'm trying to figure out what to do next after saying that,

my dad glares at me.

'I need to speak with my family privately!'

'Did you hear what he just said? His family, my foot! Then what are we?'

Brushing that question aside, I round up my own family and shout,

'Mom! Ram and Leela aren't two different people like you think.'

'They're both the exact same person.'

Dad drops his head in his hands going 'Ohh',

Mom covers her mouth going 'Aahh', and she's still crying over there.

One-sided love is tough enough for you, so imagine what it's like when it's mutual?

It's bound to be a struggle.

Yet, without getting a single word of what I was saying,

Dad walks outside acting like he understands it all...

Everybody, keep quiet!

Everyone here, forgive me!

- This wedding isn't happening. - Oh God?!

Oh no... dad?!

Talk about a tight slap!

My toxic aunt immediately jumped on the chance and chimed in,

'I knew it! The light set guy said it that day,

but I just didn't believe him!'

As my sister tried to defend me, shouting, 'Aunt, don't talk like that!'

and the bald uncle cut in, 'Hey, shut up! You don't know anything!'

Just like that, all my relatives kept arguing back and forth,

twisting everything around and completely calling off my wedding.

Then what next? Misery... misery, pure misery!

A song would've been great right about here,

but a song doesn't matter now.

Us getting together is what matters.

I spent days trying to figure out what to do.

But not even for a single day did I think about not wanting her.

And she must've felt the exact same way.

Finally, I made up my mind and attacked the powerhouse!

I cried out, 'Mom, I need this!'

Whether my shouting reached anyone else or not, it definitely reached my sister.

Mini powerhouse activated.

I'm talking to you right now!

Did you talk to mom? It's been two whole days since you spoke to mom.

Why hold onto your ego with your own son?

I'm still talking to you, dad!

It had been quite some time since the powerhouse and mini powerhouse were activated,

and just as I wondered why nothing had happened yet... came that phone call.

- Aishu, where the hell are you both? - Dad!

Mom and I came to the Kamakshi Amman temple.

Suddenly, mom fainted and collapsed,

- and she's just not waking up! - Hey! Okay, okay!

Stop panicking! I'm on my way there!

Take care of mom, I'm coming right away!

While I was running around panicking and searching everywhere,

and dad was searching on his side.

I searched, dad searched, I searched, dad searched...

Turns out, both of them were just sitting there eating Pongal.

I thought they'd give my dad a piece of their mind and get him to agree to the wedding,

but instead, they made both of us sit down and tried to talk things through.

- Stop right there! Stop! - Hey!

I'm not your co-wife or anything!

It was such an motion.

If our home is going to be like how it's been these past 4 days, then just tell me...

I'm divorcing you!

That was some high octane emotion.

I'm giving both of you ten minutes.

Discuss and finalize your decision within that time!

Without even knowing why we weren't talking all this while,

my dad and I, who had been giving each other the silent treatment,

finally decided to talk.

You... just do whatever makes you happy.

Even if she's an alien, she's still a woman!

Huh?

I realized only after talking,

actually, it's much easier to fool my dad than my mom.

Once he started talking, he just kept going on and on.

But right now, the person I really need to talk to isn't my dad...

it's Leela.

But my mom blocked my way and said, 'Where are you going? She's right here!'...

I was in shell shock!

We should say it often after marriage.

I wanted to say it just once before marriage...

Leela... I am so, so sorry...

You strike me down with such ease!

- Did you see my daughter-in-law? - Keep quiet, dad!

Finally, with everyone's consent... we got together.

- But the only doubt my dad had was... - So, that Ram will also be staying with us?

Stop talking about him, dad!

But my only doubt was...

whether she would realize her womanhood.

Because in her world,

she's said that having a child has nothing to do with feeling like a woman.

Isn't it just like that in our world too?

We were all waiting as a family for the baby about to be born.

And hey, I forgot to tell you one thing,

- our whole family are revolutionaries. - Congratulations, man!

Mission accomplished! You successfully made an alien pregnant!

Congratulations, nephew.

Didn't I tell you right back then that he would have a baby girl?

Are you little Leela, my cutie?

She's so beautiful.

That's little Leela!

I knew it, I'm going to have a baby girl!

'Once you have a baby, you'll remain a woman forever, right?'

'When did I ever say that?'

'Even after the baby is born, I might still turn into Ram after six.'

"Ram, Ram, yes papa? Telling lies? No papa!"

"Leela, Leela, yes papa? Ram is waiting here for you, pa!"

"The sound of drums Will echo all around!"

"The sweet scent of sandalwood And vermillion fills the air!"

"Every single day, Our hearts want to hold each other close!"

"Melting together, Sticking like one!"

"Time to apply the nalangu Should ancient customs ever fade away?"

"With the chiming of toe rings ringing out, Our eyes will meet and bump together playfully!"

"With style Step on the grinding stone!"

"Spread out the palm-leaf mat, and serve the grand feast!"

"The whole town With all our relatives gathered close!"

"Pouring out full hearts with blessings for us!"

"The whole neighborhood is shining bright, The wedding stage is buzzing with life!"

"The whole village dancing away, Time to celebrate with pure joy!"

"As the auspicious hour draws near, Kindle the sacred fire and chant the holy mantras!"

"Let all the traditional rituals unfold!"

"Tie the yellow thread tight And ring in the auspicious bells!"

"Like a precious blessing received, She is our darling, our beloved ET being!"

"Shall I pull you close And wrap you in my arms?"

"Shall I drop my shyness And hold you tight?"

"You gave light to my empty sky, Please don't leave me behind in the dark..."

"My heart has survived the harshest storms, It can take no more pain..."

"Crossing the whole world just to reach you, I am coming toward you like a growing light..."

"Just when everything finally fell into place, Right when it was all within reach, she vanished..."

"She left, she vanished away like the wind, Leaving without a single word of explanation..."

"Burning like wild forest fire, Refusing to fade..."

"She left behind deep scars And went away somewhere unknown... "

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"A love story of meadow."

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"Now you are a sharp thorn that has pierced me deep..."

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"A love story of meadow."

"O colorful rangoli of love..."

"Now you are a sharp thorn that has pierced me deep..."