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Welcome to the second season of the House of Love and Lustery.

I'm already seeing some sparks.

Did you see the cover?

It's not from... Something a bit sus happened. They cheated for sure. I'm

telling you. It's a bit evil.

You have to fuck with everyone.

Prepare yourselves, because you are about to get up close and personal with

four real-life couples who are about to get up close and very personal with each

other. Well, my time is, I can do pretty much anything.

This season is going to be bigger, bolder, juicier, and a hundred times

hotter than any other reality show could handle.

Our gorgeous couples are Catherine and Rob,

Alex and Sam, Mike and Nina, and me and Jimmy.

These hot couples will be getting to know each other while taking part in

some sexy challenges in my house.

Why? Let's just say there might be an orgy by the end of the week.

Sexually, there are no rules, as long as you all mutually consent. I'm expecting

the unexpected.

Welcome to day two in the house of love and lustery.

What I have in store for my couples today is anyone's guess, but mine.

Yeah, so Ali's not going to see this, right?

Okay, so this morning I was going back to Mia's room to give her hair

straightener.

And I didn't tell Alex I was going because I just thought it would be super

quick. So I, like, knocked on their door. They didn't say anything. So I

entered.

Hi, guys. Hi.

Oh, hello.

Am I interrupting?

Mia was, like, on top of each other.

Well,

I, like, slowly sat down. And then, of course, I'm like, can I join?

So this morning, I don't know if we manifested to her, but Sam asked us if

she can join.

So of course we said yes to it.

So this was really good because from the first day I wanted to have sex with her.

I was really mad when Catherine and Rob won the game yesterday and they could

have sex with them. I should be the person to have sex with her.

Yeah, today it was happening.

I guess that's like against the rules.

but it was insanely hot.

Holy shit, she squirts. Like, she squirts all over the place. It was

everywhere. She squirted on Sam. She squirted on me, all over my face. It was

dripping everywhere, and it was so nice. It was water as well.

I had to really quickly go rinse myself, otherwise Alex was going to smell her on

me for sure.

And Alex might be angry because Sam's just lost in points, which drops them

from first to last place for getting into the end of the orgy. Woke up today,

just went for breakfast, all good, until I see the points.

Like, what's going on?

So at breakfast, I feel like the points was a big topic.

Why are you so high up?

I don't know.

Did you sleep last night?

We were sleeping super, super relaxing, super well.

We found out that we have the second most joint top. And I believe it's got

to do with the sneaky suggestion that I made to Nina last night. Maybe, you

know, however.

And I think that has something to do with them. You sure about that?

Nice, nice chill night. How have you seen the points?

100 points?

That's it?

Why? But they had 300.

They had zero yesterday.

The scoreboard was so odd. We just got 100 points. I don't know why.

It makes no sense to me.

I'm here to win. What the fuck?

Did something happen last night or this morning?

Was someone misbehaving in the middle of the night?

I need an explanation.

I don't know if someone is, like, doing something to them to, like, you know,

help them get more points or something. I don't know, going to someone's

bedroom. But I need to do that, and I need to know who's in charge so that we

can make sure we get an orgy.

What the fuck?

What are you guys doing?

Why did you get so many points?

Why did I lose my points? Where's Sam?

I don't know. I haven't seen her. Oh, where's Sam?

We're going to need some clarifications here.

Yeah, I'm sure I should tell you. Alex and Sam, rock bottom.

exactly where we want them to be.

Because zero points is crazy. I smell something weird here. Yeah, that's

crazy.

Yeah. I'm going to wait for some. Like, I'm pissed right now.

Hey! Speak of the devil. What have you been?

I was just showering. I got down to breakfast, and it was like the whole

table was against me.

But you see, we lost all the points.

It was something that you did?

Why is this something I did? What did you do?

I don't know what happened. Like, for real. Like, um...

I think Sam was very shady about it. They were, like, giggling behind my

back.

What did you guys do with him?

How'd you get so many points?

I mean, we just, like, went to bed early, didn't we? Yeah, we had a really

early night. Really?

So early bedtimes get us extra points? Maybe.

This is getting sketchy.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mike and Nina got more points. How'd they get those points? Maybe they took

away our points. I really just don't know.

We got more points, I'm assuming, because we were naughty last night.

Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone that, and I'm just going to be like, I'm

so oblivious. I don't know what's happening.

I feel like you need to focus on your zero points right now. Well, I didn't

know. No, no, we need clarification. For some reason, you guys have added points

and... Yeah.

How'd you get so many points? Yeah. And what does it mean, Jimmy? Oh, yeah, I

heard them fucking.

Oh, they're fucking?

Yeah, totally.

Can't you guys hear them from up there?

You're sweaty.

No, I just showered. If I'm a little wet, it's because of that.

Babe, I feel like you're so far from me.

Alex was staring at me from across the table, and it was a good thing we had

some space between us, because I really just didn't have an excuse.

Should I go get Mia and Jimmy?

I'll go get them, guys. No worries. You know where they are?

But they're fucking, right? What?

You said they were fucking. That's what you said. Yeah, I can just knock on the

door and... I'll just stay here. No worries.

Yeah, just stay here.

How's breakfast?

Weird.

Oh, hey there.

You're almost without a breakfast. Yeah.

And then, of course, Jimmy and Mia come down, and Jimmy sits right next to me

all close, and I'm like, Jimmy, get away from me.

We gotta hide this better. I was in the shower Sam said that she was in the

shower for like two hours. That's kind of weird, right? As far as I'm concerned

No shower takes that long.

Come on. We all know what was happening all morning

well apparently something we saw the scoreboard and i don't really get it

because it feels like we got extra points for it while alex and sam lost

all their points for my taste she has to be 600 points because she was really

good we're gonna get out of the origin it's gonna be your fault no no it's okay

we're this is great we'll make it yours honestly

I think Sam did something behind my back, but I don't know what it is. I

don't know if it was Mike and Nina. I don't know if it was Jimmy and Mia.

Those two didn't have any points yesterday. Now they have 300 and Sam had

zero with me.

I hope that Alex is not going to be too jealous and freaking out on us. So we

fucked his score as well.

What do you have in your hand?

Yeah, it's just something to change.

What is it? Can you see it?

Show me.

Show and tell.

Guys, eat your breakfast. I just got here. Just leave them alone.

Maybe I change it to the white one. That's Sam's top.

What are you doing with Sam's top? I'm fucking dumb. I didn't think of that.

I just wanted to turn Sam's top and the panties that she lost in our bedroom.

How did you get that?

I think they're the same.

Guys,

we're the same size.

He knew it. He just knew what was happening.

I think once he does find out, he might get a little bit jealous. But honestly,

I think his jealousy is going to be like, why didn't you invite me?

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

I can't believe it. Bro, eat your breakfast.

No, I can't believe it. Like, this is bullshit.

Ciao, I'm gone.

And yeah.

Throwing the chair back was, bro, a little bit dramatic.

I'm sure that she will eventually confess what exactly happened.

Or maybe not. I guess we won't know. If Mike did what Sam did and just, like,

didn't turn up for breakfast, I don't really know where he was. Like, I

wouldn't be too annoyed.

She likes to take her time getting ready in the morning.

And I feel as though that we will both be cool with it. If he was, like, going

off and being, like, naughty with somebody else...

I don't know. I kind of feel like I like it. I just have a little bit of peace by

myself eating my breakfast.

A lot of it is more communication than anything, especially when you're in a

couple. Things are different, so we're constantly changing.

In the emotional part, it takes a lot because we share a lot with other

individuals. And sometimes we need to take a step back and get intimate again

between each other.

You look amazing.

Have you been looking at the scoreboard?

Yeah. Yeah, we had some conversations.

We need some explanations here.

Yeah. Oh, you're demanding explanations now.

Well, here's some explanations.

Yesterday, the naughtiest couple won.

But today, you have to be on your best behavior.

Oh, my God. Are you ready for the challenge?

Yeah.

You are going to participate in a workshop by our dominatrix, Miss May.

Miss

May

will be teaching you some skills and she will be the one deciding who is the best

boy or girl.

But I'm warning you, she isn't going to go easy on you.

Get ready.

and enjoy your time so bdsm workshop this is right up my street i'm like

really really excited impact play is something that really into it miss may i

have to admit i'm a little nervous to meet her i know she's a dominatrix i

mean she's got some like flogging stuff going on she gets wild i don't have much

experience in that I'm excited to try it out, whatever it is.

I just hope we're not getting too beat up.

I don't want to get spanked, but maybe I won't, I don't know.

So, my name is Miss Diana, I'm a professional dominatrix, and I'm very

happy to be here with you on such a beautiful sunny day.

I have brought with me some tools for you to use.

I'm going to be doing an impact play workshop with you.

Now,

before we start, can you tell me if you have any experience with impact play or

anything kinky, or can you tell me something kinky about yourselves?

I've had some experiences, sex parties and stuff like that.

Fun. Yeah.

Just getting spanked by my wife several times.

I will be looking for one person to volunteer for me before...

We start as I need to show you what to do.

I'm a good girl. Yeah, you can go. I can be a good girl. Okay, good. Well, I

always think that we should start with the best tools that we have, which is

our hands.

Let's see how to spank. So, Catherine, if you can just bend over for me on the

table. Amazing.

May I lift your skirt up? Yes, please.

Perfect.

Amazing. Oh, you're not wearing any panties.

No.

Yeah, I was really like playing dirty today. Why not?

Just... Not wear any panties.

And I want you to do the motion from the bottom to the top. So you're going to

start spanking like this.

Do you understand?

Yes. You're going to start from the bottom to the top. So

the hand slaps the bottom from the bottom to the top. I'm super into BDSM,

so I think this is going to be a good challenge for me.

She's great with anything BDSM, so...

Yeah, she's going to do well. And then we're going to go with the second tool,

which is a flogger, which is a great tool because it doesn't leave any trauma

on the body. And you decide how intense the impact is going to be. You can go

lighter, you can go harder.

You might need a little bit of more space, so feel free to spread out.

And I want you to go on a figure of eight, just like that.

And you can decide if you want to go harder or you can go a little bit

lighter. Miss May, oh my god, you are a beast.

You might need a little bit of... Well, I think it's going to be quite easy to

start.

Just a figure of eight.

That's a paddle.

It's quite clear instructions. You just whack it on the bottom end.

Safety-wise, I want you to stay on the bottoms.

Do not try and hit the tailbone or the ass.

Love it. Your dress, latex.

Yeah, I know you were sweating, but I'm just sweating thinking about you in it.

Okay. Before we start as well, I want you to discuss any safe words you have

with your partner, and I want you to go into your usual power dynamics.

I'm saying the safe word now?

It's all to play for.

I really enjoyed the workshop.

I feel like it reminded us how much we enjoy that power dynamic.

as a self-identifying pleasure dom.

I love giving pleasure.

It was so nice that we could do it on each other and communicating it.

You have to do it like this.

Oh, shit.

Did you look at her when she did it? No, I didn't. Follow the instructions.

It was really fun to spend a year.

I think she likes it a lot.

How do you do it like this? She did like that. From the bottom to the top? Not

like this, but like that.

Like the hand goes. Okay, I know she likes it a lot. You have to hand like

this, but you have to hold the hand like that.

Go down, please.

Oh, okay.

Okay. Are you having fun?

It's fun, yes.

There you go.

The ledge is so hard.

Are you left-handed? No

Oh man, the workshop was... I didn't thought I would enjoy it that much, but

we got really into it.

It was also fun to like do it on Jimmy.

Are you enjoying it?

I have to say...

I'm not into Gatsby.

I felt like he was so fucking scared, but it made me excited.

All right, everyone has to do their vlogging.

Yes. Sherry, you're perfect.

Sherry. I feel like I haven't, like, explored that side of me in, like, a

little while, so I'm excited to be naughty and submissive and, like, be,

like, a good girl.

Keep the figure of eight.

Yeah.

How do you find the vlogger in comparison to the hand?

I want you to get this right, so that's my lower back

Remember to do it rather from the wrist rather than the arm and ankle. Yeah, I

like it there, baby.

Sherry!

Mia, you want it from the wrist. I feel like the wind doesn't like the left as

much. Spanking is not my thing.

Plugging. He loves spanking, so I think this is going to be a good opportunity

for him to explore more.

You can go harder.

Yeah.

Oh, you can drive him? Yeah.

The wind is not helping. The wind is not helping. I got to switch couples as

well. I was playing with Mike a little bit. I've been crushing him so hard, so

that was pretty amazing.

That's good.

Oh, my God.

Hotter. Hotter?

Was that good? Yeah, I'm good. I'm really good.

You got a little surprise here and there.

I really enjoy watching every couple having fun and exploring.

How was everyone

feeling? So good. Feeling punished enough yet?

Not yet.

I think there's never enough punishment. There's always room for improvement.

Let's play with the last tool that we have, the paddle.

I want one.

Yeah, let's get one. And you can actually see the little red marks on her

ass.

Sorry, not sorry. She said she wanted it. She enjoyed it. I find it hits and

hurts a little bit more than a flogger in the head.

So make sure to start slow and then work it up rather than going hard straight

away. I like this one. No, she said to build it up. That's good.

My pussy. Oh, it was my pussy again. Okay, I'm not aiming correctly.

Oh, that was my pussy.

I even wear my pants a little bit down so I can feel my flesh.

Learned some things about my husband that I didn't know.

Is that too hard?

No, no, no.

I have a safe word.

You can tell she's a little bit shy, but then when something turns her on, you

unlock something from her that is always going to be hard on me. I feel like when

I have something in my hands, I've got such...

Such control. This one makes me feel powerful.

I like how you communicate.

I think it's important. Whenever I play with my staffs in my dungeon, I always

ask them and I always check in if I should go harder or not harder.

I think it's so important.

Communication is key in BDSM play.

Are we pineapple?

Pineapple, pineapple.

Yeah, none of you said the same word.

It's kind of painful. Well, I had a lot of fun watching some of you suffer or be

more kinky.

it's important to spice your day-to-day life and yeah do you guys have any

questions for me

What's your personal preference?

Oh, I think I like my hands because your hands are the most important tool.

You did say that in the beginning. You always have them. Yeah, the hands. I did

really like her perspective that her hands are the best tools because she's

always got them. So I think I just might have to take that into my own sexual

practice.

There's something primal about using your hands. You can grab someone's ass.

You can go harder. You can go slower. You can finger someone's butthole

accidentally or not.

A lot of many ways to use the hand.

More connection, more sensual, more intimate.

And I think it's so important.

Well, thanks so much for being here.

Thank you.

It was great.

I honestly did not expect to enjoy it as much as I did. I discovered quite a few

things about myself.

Well, yeah, I mean, now I think I need to play a little bit more with this.

We even went back to the bedroom to do a little bit of extra spicy spanking

there, too. I literally went up to him. I was like, spank me again.

Congratulations, my beautiful couple.

I saw you doing a really good job. Thank you, Miss May, so much. Thank you for

having me. Were they all behaving?

Yes, they had to. They wouldn't be punished otherwise.

Well, that's fantastic. I'm very proud of you, my dear couple.

But only one can win.

Do you have a favorite student?

I do.

And I chose this student because I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of her

panties.

It is Catherine.

I think you are the best student.

Honestly,

I'm not that surprised that Catherine won.

I think she chose me because I was not wearing underwear.

It worked.

I won.

The eager student gets the prize.

I'm hereby hand you officially the key to the sex toy cupboard.

You may choose one toy.

Not only that, you may choose another toy from these beautiful people to spend

the evening with you, but not your partner.

Oh. Oh, shit.

So you cannot tell us who is it going to be. However, you get to choose one more

thing.

You get to decide if your partner, Rob, gets to watch you live

while you're enjoying yourself with another person. That's good.

Who's it going to be, Catherine?

I'm going to choose my best friend, Mia.

Give me a big applause for that guy.

Wow, I chose Mia because she's my best friend. I mean, come on. Of course I

want to play with her.

We're going to have a nice session together later.

This is something that they're going to do on their own, apparently.

So I don't know.

I'm getting a little bit anxious, but I don't know. We'll see.

You two get off and search for your toy. The rest of you can process all the

learnings that you had and enjoy the afternoon at the villa. Thank you.

Oh my god. We have so many options.

We chose a toy together.

I don't know if you can put it inside your pussy and then have something like

a strap on. Oh my god, that sounds good.

Yeah. Do you want to try it? I would love to.

We've never tried it before, so I'm super, super excited for that.

I think it's going to be fun to try this out.

Super excited.

Rock watching. I don't know how that's going to go.

I'm feeling a little anxious about it, to be honest.

I feel like he's probably gonna be pretty annoyed.

He will, like, have so much FOMO and feel, like, left out.

I think he's gonna turn crazy.

Have you seen Catherine with Mia? Like, those two going together is, like, best

friends, you know?

Like, best friends.

Yeah, okay, I'm okay watching.

It turns me on.

But I cannot believe I cannot join.

That's the rule of this game.

I'm just gonna be feeling a little left out.

Of course I would rather be fucking both of them. Come on. We're here to fuck.

I want to have some time with everyone.

So Robin can watch and I can't? I don't get this game.

I'm going to know they're going to be there together at the same time having

sex. And I cannot be a part of it? Come on. So I think Robin will be really

jealous because he's a horny guy. And I think when he is somewhere just

watching, he freaks out. I'm sure about that.

Okay, Rob, how are you feeling about seeing Mia with Katherine?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bit anxious.

Okay. Yeah.

Well, I brought us a little thing to drink.

I think it's gonna be an interesting experience for you.

Ready?

Yeah.

Camera 11, please.

No, this is tougher than I expected, yeah.

Is it?

Do you want to talk about it?

Mean they're they're they're going at it. Yeah, that's um, that's pretty quick

Okay,

okay Rob Rob I can't stop the time Yeah, yeah Yeah,

what are you feeling right now? Is it hard for you?

Yeah

I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know I was not going to be.

Let's breathe, okay? Let's breathe.

Wait, wait.

They're going at it.

I mean, they seem to be having fun. You could be happy.

I didn't come here for this.

I can't see this.

I understand that it's hard for you, Rob. I understand.

I'm getting too hard for this. I cannot, I cannot watch them and just not go.

Look at them. I mean, I'm getting, I cannot keep myself.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yes. Okay. Calm down. Calm down.

That's okay. Well, that was refreshing.

I need to, I need to go. No, no, wait, wait, wait, Rob. Wait, please.

No, Rob. No, no, Rob.

Rob. Rob.

Wait, no!

Wait, Rob!

Wait! Wait for me!

Wait for me! Wait for me!

Wait for me! Wait for me!

Wait for me! Wait for me!

No! No, no, no!

Wait! No!

No!

No, no, no, no, no.

Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

Wait for me.

Hey. Hey.

No,

no, no. They're having sex without me.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

He's crazy.

I knew he'd be like this. I think he needs some pussy.

Wait.

No, no, no.

Wait for me.

Wait for me.

What's going on?

I cannot just watch.

You look too hot.

Can I join you?

Is he allowed to?

I don't care.

Honestly. You want to fuck up your points?

I cannot just listen to your moanings.

Maybe. I mean, it's not me losing points.

We'll see. I don't know. Maybe we get naughty points.

I want to watch more.

You want to go?

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