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Hello. What do you want?

What are you doing?

I'm busy working on my research paper.

Hey, what?

Can I help you?

Okay. That really sounds like a you problem.

Well, let's go do something.

I am doing something. I'm working on my research paper.

You're such a mood.

It's boring.

i am not a nerd i'm someone that cares about my future unlike

someone else you know what's that supposed to mean you really want me to

point out that you're about to be held back for the third time okay well

whatever school's stupid you're just like a nerd like it's saturday

like like we should like go do something

Like, something fun and not boring, like research papers.

Oh, my God.

What do you even want to go to?

I don't know. It's nice out. You could, like, go to the beach or, like, go to

the mall or something.

Mm-hmm.

Sounds to me like you just need a ride.

Okay, well, you're the only one with a car.

And why do I have a car?

Because I get good grades.

Yeah, you might get grazed, but you don't have any friends.

So, congratulations.

I do have friends. I have tons of friends.

Oh, yeah? Who? Who are your friends? Who do you hang out with? You don't know

them. Yeah, exactly.

Maybe if you, like, went out sometime, you could, like, have friends.

Maybe even a boyfriend.

Or something like that. Someone to, like, actually spend time with instead

of... Have you ever... consider it that maybe I just don't want a boyfriend

right now? I'm trying to focus. Yeah, because you're a lesbian.

I am not.

I just don't have the time to entertain a boyfriend right now.

What are you going to do? You can't just hide in your laptop your whole life. You

need to be a normal person.

Life's not all about school. You can enjoy yourself.

When was the last time you got laid?

You probably haven't had sex in like a bazillion years.

Oh my god. That's so not true. That's why you're so uptight all the time. You

don't know my life. I get laid all the time. Oh, really?

Yeah. Why would I tell you about it? Such a liar.

No,

why would I be? I'm in my room. You're so weird.

Oh, my God.

Well, if you didn't go and look, like, why are you even looking at that?

I don't know. It's just kind of like,

it's just kind of staring at me.

I'm in my room.

Okay.

I feel like we should, like, do something fun.

Hold on. Hold on.

I know exactly what you're trying to do.

You are trying to rage bait me into doing weird, gross stuff with you and

that's not gonna work.

That's not true. What are you talking about? You think you're so smart.

Remember, I'm the one with the good grades. I'm like so much smarter than

you. I'm always trying to do anything. You're not even my type.

Really?

Why don't you enlighten me then?

What is your type?

I like...

You're so predictable.

Like, I knew you would say that.

I mean, they're just better.

They're home.

They give, like, really good blowjobs.

What? Asian girls aren't hot?

You don't think we could give good blowjobs?

I'm just, like, not into it.

It's just not, like, my thing.

It's just not as fun.

I think you're only saying that because you haven't gotten the right blowjob

from the right Asian girl.

We are really good at giving head.

Some of the best, I would say. I'm not convinced.

You guys have, like, you have, like, a little, a smaller mouth or something.

It's, like, biologically impossible.

I've gotten, like, three blowjobs from Latina girls, and they've been the best

blowjobs in my life.

It's biologically impossible for Asian girls to give good head? Yeah, just,

it's not in your makeup. And that's fine. It's okay.

It's like, listen, if you're bad at giving head, if you're bad at giving

head, you can just... say that it's not a big deal i can't believe this right

now i i can't believe this right now you know what i you're talking a lot

of shit let's let's let's make this a bet i bet i could give you the best head

you've ever gotten in your entire life and i would even go far to say as you

would be able to come in less than a minute i would make you not No, it would

never happen.

I'm still different.

Really? It would never happen.

Okay. Take your shorts off.

Haha, very funny.

What? You talk mad shit and now you're scared?

I'm not scared. You're such a loser.

I'm not scared.

Then do it. Take it off.

You're just fucking with me. You just want me to show you my wieners.

When do I ever make bets for no reason?

You're just scared of losing.

Are you serious?

Because I'll do it.

No, you won't. I'm not scared. I'll take my shorts off right now. Do it.

See, you are scared. Oh, no, I'm not.

Then let me see it.

Fine.

I'm going to do it, though. Seriously.

Do it.

It's so funny.

Why is it so big?

I don't know.

You've just been walking around with big fucking balls and a thick

cock this entire time. It's so weird.

Do you think it's big for real?

I mean, yeah.

It's kind of really surprising.

I thought you would have like a micropenis or something. What?

That's so mean. Okay, shut up.

I'll show you how it's done.

Are you really gonna... Oh, shit.

You're serious.

I'm not a quitter.

Oh, God.

Okay, I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.

I wouldn't get you. You're scared.

I'm just... You're so sincere.

Uh-huh.

You're scared.

I was just, like, fucking scared. I didn't think you were actually...

Then stop me.

And stop your big stepsos from liking your cock like a lollipop.

Why don't you stop being me?

You like this, don't you?

I don't know anything about it.

Did I make you regret saying that about Asian girls?

I think it's really important to take things slow

You want me to stop?

No?

What can I tell you?

You ready to eat your words yet?

You're almost coming from my mouth.

I don't think you could survive my pussy.

It is making me really fucking wet sucking on your cup like this.

Do you wanna give my pussy a try?

I mean, unless you're scared or something.

I'm scared.

Yeah? Yeah.

Get in here.

What are you so worried about?

Unless you can't.

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

He said no, but you have a really nice fucking car.

Are you gonna let me use your dick whenever I want from now on?