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hey guys here we go again a beautiful morning in spain well it's nine o'clock

in the morning but hopefully gonna find some hot chick on the street because i'm

really hungry i didn't have my breakfast today so i'm pretty hungry uh i'm gonna

be you know the today story i'm gonna be a massage therapist again special

japanese technique uh and let's see who's gonna

Who's gonna come to my hook?

Well, there's a lot of people, but I don't see any hot chicks.

Fuck.

Oh, there.

Ah.

Old lady.

Nope.

Ugly dude. Nope.

Okay, I can think I see one.

You see here too?

Let me go talk to her.

Yeah,

so basically what I told you that I'm doing a little interview with people.

This is why my friend here.

And because I just came back from Japan.

I was studying massage there for six years.

And I would like to know, you know, which type of people, which type of

massage they like.

I just opened a studio, and I'm doing a little advertisement for my studio.

So if you are okay with that, just to have a few questions with you.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

How old are you?

I'm 19.

Oh, you're 19.

Yeah. Oh, wow. I never had a 19-year-old client before, so it's going to be

interesting.

What else? Oh, yeah. What are you doing here? Are you on holiday?

Yeah, a little holiday, but I'm just going to the land of peace.

Oh, you need a little silence. Well, this is the land of peace, right?

You're absolutely beautiful.

Are you a workout?

Thank you. Yes.

Oh, you work out a lot. So you have a lot of stiff muscles, huh? Yeah.

I have a lot of fat, though.

Okay, so I would like to make you an offer.

If you agree that we go back to my studio, actually it's a mobile studio,

come back with me to my studio and I can show you my technique.

I just would like to know that which age of people are going to like this

technique, you know?

I'm going to be scared.

You're scared? Oh, okay.

I'm a nice guy.

I'm not gonna do anything with you. I know it's weird, you know, camera here,

I'm here.

I come to you randomly.

Well, I'll show you my studio.

If you don't like the idea, say goodbye.

Okay.

You don't think it's okay?

Yeah. All right, so... Okay, can we?

Yeah.

Just look inside.

See?

Yes,

but look from outside.

Nobody can see you.

No, it's... I'm sorry.

Oh, come on.

Nobody's going to hurt you.

See?

Ok,

you know what, let's do the interview.

I'm gonna ask you some questions and then we can decide if you want the

massage or not.

Ok, how about that?

Ok.

Ok,

easy. Just all over the room, please take off your shoes because I follow the

Japanese traditions.

My ocean's in the house. Thank you. Okay.

I don't even close the door.

Okay. Don't be afraid.

Please take a seat.

Okay.

So, let's start from the beginning.

What's your name?

My name is Yosette.

Yosette.

What are you doing here in Spain?

Because you're definitely not Spanish.

Yeah, it's just a little holiday.

It's just a little holiday.

Okay, perfect. So, holiday comes with a free massage, so I hope you're going to

accept my effort at the end.

But I would like to know a little bit more about yourself.

How old are you?

I'm 19.

19.

Do you work out a lot? Because you're a beautiful body.

Thank you, yes.

Yes, okay.

How many times a week?

Three times.

Three times a week.

So you must have been having some muscle problems, you know, muscle pains,

deep muscles.

Maybe, I don't know.

After the gym, you have pain in your back? Yeah, sometimes.

Yeah? Okay.

Do you go to...

Do you go to school or you're working?

No, I'm working.

Oh, you're working. What's your job?

My job is a waitress.

Waitress? Okay, so you walk a lot, right? Yeah.

Okay, so you walk a lot.

Well, that's good. So you must be having some feet problems as well. Yeah,

because I'm standing up.

If you agree with the massage, then I'm going to start with your feet. How about

that?

Okay, we'll see.

Do you have professional massage before?

No. No.

You ever had a massage before?

No. No, not even from boyfriend, from family members?

No, I don't know. In normal case, I don't like the massage.

Oh, you don't like the massage?

No. Okay, so you know what? That's perfect.

Well, yeah, that's perfect because I want to know, because my technique is

really special.

Yes, I was studying this for six years in Japan, and this massage makes you

relax.

You're going to do your job easily.

You can wake up really fresh in the morning.

It's relaxing and energetic massage at the same time.

So you're going to sleep good. You're going to wake up with no problem.

You're going to be with full energy all day long.

So all these three, after one massage, you're going to feel the difference

tomorrow.

Okay? So this is perfect that you don't like massage because usually I massage

people who like massage and they want massage.

so well that's kind of an adventure for me but uh but i hope you're

gonna like it and i hope i convinced you to have this massage with me but by the

way uh are you alone here or uh are you with the family i was with my boyfriend

but uh oh with your boyfriend yeah where's your boyfriend now at home

because we had a fight so i just want to be alone and in my mind so oh clear your

mind so yeah let me tell you my massage is clearing minds yes

you're totally going to be relaxed mind cleared you can focus

easily after one massage after one massage after one massage in the next

hour you're slow step by step you're gonna feel the difference it could

change your life totally you could change your uh life totally i

mean why you had a fight okay it's none of my business but with this i opened up

chakras of your body that your mind is going to be uh you know opened up

your sexual thoughts are going to be opened up that's good for a good for a

relationship you know good sex good relationship you know man used to say

happy life happy wife

No, happy wife, happy life. I'm sorry.

So, what do you say?

Listen, if you don't feel comfortable... No, because everybody can see me. No,

nobody can see you, but you saw the truck from outside, right? You saw that

it's a mirror, so nobody can see what's happening inside.

I mean, if you're shy, you know, we turn around.

to take off your clothes just relax yeah of course um

are you sure it's uh safety yeah of course it's safe i mean

you know i hope uh i don't scare you or he don't scare you

i mean if i don't like it i can go

yeah of course you can go anytime right

You can go anytime.

You want us to turn around until you... No, because it has to be in, you know,

at least in lingerie, because I cannot massage you like this.

Why?

There's too much clothes, you know, I have to touch points, open up chakras, I

have to oil you.

I can keep my fancy in my bra. Yeah, of course. I mean, come on. It's like

you're walking down the beach. Now you're walking on the beach like this,

but usually if you want to get some sun, you're in the winter, right?

Okay,

so I have a special oil.

It's an ancient recipe from aromatherapy.

So I would like to give you a clove.

bra and panty to change your clothes because I don't want you to mess up your

clothes okay of

course

I turn around I even put down the camera so

Let me know when you're ready.

Are you ready? I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Second.

I'm bringing my oil.

Here we go. Okay.

You know what? Let me help you. Let me keep your clothes in order.

Okay. Are you ready?

Yeah.

Ladies, put your head here on this part.

Okay. You can lay down.

Okay.

No, it's going to be better.

Okay.

Just lay down on your belly.

Are you ready for this?

Yeah. Okay, perfect.

upper body.

Is there any special spots where I should focus on?

Just my feet.

Just my feet.

Oh, feet. Your feet. Okay. We're going to get to your feet.

Okay.

You can put the other one on the page.

How long have you and your boyfriend been together?

One year.

One year? Yeah. Okay.

How was your sexual life to me? I'm sorry to ask you this question.

Later I'll tell you the reason why I asked.

So good.

No. Okay.

Then I have a special...

chakra point where I can open up and it's gonna be good

because you two are gonna have a lot of fun together again

As a waiter over here, I'm pretty sure your

hips are in big pain.

Is it hurts here? Look. Yeah. Ow!

OK. So I knew it.

reports.

Is it good? Not too strong? No.

I like it.

Is it painful here?

I don't know.

Here? Ah, yes.

Oh, uh-oh.

Good boy.

Does it hurt?

Yeah. I hope he steps on his ankles.

Ow! Oh, fuck.

Is it bad?

Well, um... Okay, let me check again.

Is it hurt? Yes.

Okay.

Listen, I have to give you a special treatment because your bones are not in

the right place.

Yeah, yeah. I have to go a little bit more down to... Just go back.

It's okay.

No.

Listen, if you want me to solve this problem, I have to... Not

much, but just to here, I have to... Okay, just like this, okay?

I'll show you.

What

about

the

other side?

Hurt? Okay.

You got a bigger problem than I thought.

Okay, you know what?

And that might hurt a little bit. Just sit. Go back.

I'm sorry to say this, but I have to do a

massage.

Okay, down here.

I have to loosen it up.

Are you sure it's good?

No, I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.

I have to try to loosen up your bones here.

Careful, dude.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

You know what?

Yeah.

Sorry.

You know, just to... It's okay for me.

Yeah, but this treatment is not finished yet, so...

Listen, it's like you're wearing a tongue. Don't worry.

Okay?

Can you put your hips up a little bit? Yes.

Just a little more. Yes, like this.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

Sorry?

It's a Japanese song or what?

It's Japanese?

Japanese song or what?

No, I'm just... When I do this, in, you breathe in.

And when I say out, you breathe in.

Okay?

In.

Out.

In, out.

In, out.

In, out.

In, out.

In, out.

Let me hear your breathing. In, out.

I think your hips are all right.

Listen, I'm pretty sure it hurts here. Look.

Here.

No, thank you, but I don't need to.

Okay.

What about here?

Uh-huh. Okay, just a minute.

You're young, but you have a lot of problems. Yeah, because I'm working a

lot. Yeah, you're working a lot. So this is why I'm here, to help you.

Please, feet up.

Yes, turn around.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I make you confused, yes.

Okay.

Now, hold your breath.

Relax, okay? This is going to be the relaxed part.

How does it feel?

Yes.

This is Grand Tathāgata.

Wow.

Is it good, rehearsal?

Yeah.

Basics are the same.

Up and down.

Up and down.

Breathe with me, okay? When I say up.

No,

listen.

This is the key of the technique, you know? It's a full body massage.

And full body massage means your full body.

they are probably already okay so don't worry i'm not confirmed but i just i

don't know people okay close your eyes i'm gonna say up keep reading okay

It feels good?

I don't know. Oh, come on. Okay, you know what to say.

Just be honest.

This is an honest... I'm honest with you.

You're beautiful, and I hope I can help you, but you have a lot of problems with

your body. So if you follow my instructions, you're going to be changed

at the end of this.

So just close your eyes.

Feels good?

Yeah. Okay, then just close your eyes and enjoy.

It's a full body massage, no?

Yeah. Okay.

This is the part we get better at.

I'm sure it's not a massage.

Do you like it or not?

Yeah, I like it, but... Then close your eyes and let me do my job, okay?

Okay.

Read

with

me.

Hello? Don't worry, this is the part of the massage.

It's a full body massage.

It means outside and inside.

Amen.

And down.

Did I do it good?

Did I do it good?

Just me.

okay now i'm going to show you something i'm going to massage your throat okay

i'm going to massage your throat just open up your mouth and i'll take care of

it okay okay open

your mouth okay

Do you mind if I take off my shirt?

It's getting hot in here.

Make yourself comfortable.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Yes, that's right.

Just keep going.

Massage your throat now.

Just open up here.

And?

Just keep it open.

Thank you.

This was the special treatment now.

So, I like that, huh?

I like it. It's a good massage.

Was it?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay, show your boyfriend the tricks, what you just learned, okay?

Okay. All right?

And everything is going to be all right.

Okay.

All right?

I'll give you a call.

Actually, no. It looks beautiful.

This part of the massage oil is the special secret ingredient.

I like this oil.