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So, I see your mom got married again.

Sure hope this one lasts.

Damn, that last son of a bitch was an asshole.

I told her don't marry a lawyer.

They're all crooks.

You dig, Grandpa Shingles. You warned her.

Mama don't listen, but I think this guy's gonna be nice. He seems like a

good stepdad. What number is this for you now?

Stepdaddy's? He's the third one.

Besides, I'm 19 now. I'm not gonna be home much longer.

Well, damn, I would be if I were you with that step-sister you got now.

How old is that little fox?

She's 18.

You gotta be 18 to fuck now.

I guess.

Hey, Grandpa Sniggles, can I ask you something?

Well, of course you can, Whippersnapper. What do you want to know?

It's not even bothering me.

It's about my new step-sister.

I think she wants to kind of...

Do things with me, you know?

Like what?

Storm chase?

You don't want to be chasing tornadoes with a girl.

When I got out of the army in 45, I spent three years in Kansas storm

chasing. I rode that twister like a fucking bronco.

No, Grandpa Shingles.

She doesn't want to do that.

She wants to have sex with me.

And I think that's really weird because she's my step-sister.

Don't you think it's weird my step-sister wants to have sex with me?

Well, how do you know that?

Did she ask you to poke her in the whiskers?

She asked me if I would give her a facial, like ejaculate on her face.

I swear, she asked me like five times.

She walks around naked in front of me, on the way over here to visit you. She

rubbed my junk in the car.

Mom and I sat down in the front seat.

You got a wild one on your hands there, mister.

What would you do if you were my age and your step-sister wanted to bone you?

Let me tell you about Ellie Mae.

You see, in them days, we had what was called kissing cousins.

Ellie Mae was the daughter of one of my auntie's new husbands.

Ellie couldn't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Woo-wee!

And those blowjobs were hard to come by in those days.

She sounds amazing.

Oh, indeed she was.

Fuck like a honey badger, but was about as smart as a box of rocks.

Ellie spent five years in 12th grade.

She was 23 when she finally graduated high school.

Best summer of my life.

Summer she graduated, I licked her pussy so much my teeth fell out. Your teeth

fell out?

Is that because it was so sweet like sugar?

Pussy was stronger my day.

You had to chew through that beaver.

Stop being a pussy and get in there and fuck your stepsister.

Go get it, kid.

So, what were you and your grandpa talking about?

Well, my grandpa says it's fine to fuck your stepsister and that I should do it.

Well, what are you waiting for? Get your dick out. Your stepsister wants to face

you.

Alright. Oh my god, step bro, your cock is huge.

Is it?

Uh huh.

Oh my god.

Now I know how grandpa felt with Ellen Mae.

It tastes amazing.

We can learn all this.

Grandpa shingles is right. This is a great idea.

Oh

my

God, he filled up my throat.

I have been missing out.

I love it too, sis.

It just keeps getting better and better sis.

This is crazy.

Grandpa Shane told me to be real good.

Oh, okay.

Oh my god, it's death row.

God, grandpa was right.

Wow, what did he say?

That it was gonna taste sweet like sugar.

It's so good. Oh my god, thank you.

I'm going to miss it now.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my

god, right there. It's so good.

I'm gonna grab my stuff.

Just like this.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

That's probably awesome, girl.

my face up, bro.

I want it all over my face.

Oh

my

gosh, you're coming all over my

face.

I'm glad your family approves of me.

I love you.