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Well, honey, you're home so soon.

Oh, um, yeah, the feed store was closed, so I guess I'm gonna have to go to one

by Moore Park later.

Oh. Well, you know, do you think having a cappy bar is such a good idea?

They're really a hassle to feed, and I don't think he likes me very much.

His name is Lionel, and he's part of our family.

Fair enough.

Actually, um, I think...

Could you go to our bedroom?

The smoke alarm has been making that funny noise again. Can you check it for

me? Yeah, we'll go check the bedroom. Thank you so much.

The smoke alarm in the bedroom looks fine.

You're catfishing people online?

Um, what?

What are you talking about?

I looked at your computer.

You're being all fidgety and weird, so I got a little bit suspicious.

Weird and fidgety? You use such unattractive language to describe me. Do

not change the subject.

You have this profile, Sten? You're a 6'5 competitive bodybuilder? Like, I

cannot believe the women that you're talking to think that... Your profile

pictures? It's obviously Rich Piana. Well, it's not that big of a deal.

Not that big of a deal? You're cheating on me.

I'm not cheating on you. I've never met any of these women.

I've just been playing around online. It's fun.

If it wasn't a big deal, then why haven't you told me before?

Well, I'm kind of embarrassed.

You know, I'm trying to pretend I'm something that's the polar opposite of

what I am.

I just want to be fawned over by women.

Wow, that's kind of depressing.

Well, it's kind of like when you masturbate and think about someone else.

You know, it's a fantasy. It's like when I think about Bonnie Raitt.

Chad, do you suffer from low self-esteem?

Well, it does kind of bum me out when you say you love Linus more than me.

Well, don't be silly.

Mothers always love their children more than their partners.

Well, I don't think I suffer from low self-esteem.

But if this internet stuff bugs you, I'll stop.

You suck.

let's see this big muscle

Let me take it off my hand.

Stay right there.

Yes. Yeah, grab that ass. Grab it.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, this feels so good.

Oh my god.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I feel so fucking good.

Go on your side, baby.

Go right on your side, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah. It feels so fucking good.

Fucking...

Oh my

god.

Fuck. Yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah, my God.

Fuck. Oh my God, it's so good.

Yeah.

I feel sick.

Yeah,

yeah.

Oh my god. Oh

my

god.

Fuck you.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god, that's so amazing.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, Ian.

Oh my

god, Ian, baby.

Yeah. Oh my God.

How do you look?

I feel sick.

oh my god i'm getting so close oh you're gonna make me come oh my gosh oh

my god

I can't believe it.