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Sounds like she's a young lady. The punishment that they endure. How do they

take it, Diamond Dave?

You know how they take it. They take it because I'm the best trainer in the

whole damn business. That's true. And my angels can do anything. They are the

most beautiful.

And they are the baddest. And you know when I say bad, I mean B-A-double-D-Bad.

There you heard it from Diamond Dave, the Hollywood trainer. Look at this.

Now, Mimi just started to have her way on Amy Tremendous.

is in a lot of trouble here i know let me bring one thing to the attention of

the fans we are now coming to the end of the season for the american angels and

that means you're going to be back on the road looking for more women to take

the place of some of these girls out here an interesting job you've got

coming up down today

beautiful women out there in the audience, they're all going to have a

chance to come to Hollywood and to be made a movie star.

I'll tell you what. And a wrestling star. And to be one of the angels. You

better be rough and tough if you're going to be an American angel. As a

matter of fact, if you look here now, Diamond Dave, it looks like some of the

luster's off one of your stars. Amy's starting to do a number here on the

Magnificent One.

Amy's starting to get a little bit of trouble here, Diamond Dave. Oh, no,

baby. That's the Magnificent One down there. She might be down, but she ain't

out. She's going to come back and put the hurts on her like she always does.

Oh my-

Right, once again, time of day, Bob. We would crave a man of his word. Here

comes the Magnificent Medium. Look at this.

Got to hook up with the soup like... Oh, here they go.

Just like written on a chalkboard, Diamond Dave. A big drink and

magnificent one magnificent meeting.

Yo, Q, here's some more trash for you, man.

Hey, when I send word I want to see you, you better come running, bitch.

You understand what I'm saying? I don't want no trouble.

Please.

I just... You don't know what trouble is, baby.

You don't know what it is.

You cross me, you wish you'd never been born.

Please, I don't want to die. This is my town.

I own everything and everybody in it. You understand me?

Please don't hurt me, please.

I don't want to die, please.

You ain't gonna die, bitch.

You ain't gonna die.

You gonna do what Q tell you to do?

You gonna

do what Q tell you?

You gonna do what I tell you?

I got something I want you to do.

I want you to make a little run for me.

Deliver this package.

Think you can do that, huh?

Then you know.

If you don't do it... If you don't do it, you know what I'm gonna do to you?

Huh? You know what I'm gonna do?

Poke out your ass and piss in your brain!

Thought you said something about her granddad was gonna kill you if he caught

her wrestling a place like this.

What's his problem anyway?

He don't want her to wrestle, Dave. But this girl's got talent, real talent.

Yeah, she certainly does.

That's not her, Dave. Over there, the redhead, that's Lisa.

Come on, man, I hope she can wrestle better than she can dance.

She's only been doing this for a week. Usually she just comes in and wrestles

anyone that'll wrestle with her.

These customers, they know the rules.

Yeah, come on. She's got to go through this shit to wrestle?

Listen, I run a club here. She wants to wrestle, this is all part of the show.

She makes a lot of money with tips.

Besides, she's got plans. She's going to be the next woman world's wrestling

champ.

World champion?

You've got to be kidding. She's way too small.

Mimi would break her in half.

Hey, the American Angels is a class act. I got the toughest women in the

business. Yeah, she's small, but she's good.

And listen, Dave, you could kind of help me out. You know, keep an eye on her,

you know what I mean?

Yeah, I think I know exactly what you mean.

Little Diamond Dave here will put his little lovelies right under his wing.

Come on, guys, let's hear it for our ladies tonight.

really pissed off.

Hey, remember my specialty, remember?

By the time I get done with that wildcat, I'll have her purring like a

pussy. She's really pissed.

She ain't got red hair for nothing.

Let me talk to you for a second. Get out of here!

Hey, calm down, okay? You son of a pervert!

Get out of here!

Go on!

I'm no pervert, okay? My name is Diamond Dave, the Hollywood... Get in here!

Hollywood craze. You know, the wrestling manager.

What's the matter with you? Calm down.

Now!

Get out of here!

Hey, look, all I want to do is talk to you for one second, okay? When you come

to L.A., I want you to give me a...

Give me a call at this number.

The

American

Angels? Oh, Jesus.

Excuse me?

You look pretty good, Roscoe.

He says, why don't you get the phones?

Excuse me.

I'm here for the tryouts. Hey, sure. Glad you made it. We're almost through

with the tryouts here. We need to have another small person in this business.

Okay. All right. Wait, hold up a minute.

American Angels.

Yeah, we're having tryouts today.

If you're good looking into mixed matches, sure, come on down.

Me? I'm tall.

I'm blonde.

I'm really a hunk.

That's what Sam said. Okay.

Follow me.

I'll take care of you, beautiful.

that stuff away and go home.

I'm gonna be the next champion.

Okay.

She can fight. Let's keep her.

Come on, Dave. You said you wanted the best.

Yeah, I do, but half our audience is Hispanic.

We gotta have her. Okay.

At least she knows some of the basic moves.

I'd like to know who trained you.

Si.

And I'm a two-headed monster from Mars.

Si.

All right. Do I have anyone here who speaks Spanish?

Well, I do.

Uh, just a little bit.

Sure.

Hola. I want you to help me up with Marita. Okay.

Ask her if she speaks English and find out who she trained with. Okay.

Just a little. A little?

I have ocho hermanos. Ocho hermanos? Eight brothers.

Eight brothers?

Okay. Thanks a lot, Marita. Maria Rita.

Oh, Maria Rita. Okay.

Can I get the next pair in?

screaming for a life as a better wrestler.

Yeah, but the one on top's an animal.

Yeah, but, Dave, I'm a wrestling coach. I'm not an animal trainer.

Well, maybe you can work with her, Patty.

Come on, shrimp.

Let mama show you what a pretzel feels like, if you're not too afraid.

Look at that.

David and Goliath.

Should I put Shorty in with someone else? That girl's gonna kill her.

I don't know. This might be interesting.

I've seen her bring a 220-pound man to his knees.

When did you see that, Dave?

I saw that in Bakersfield.

Come on.

What is this, a wrestling match or a race?

It's the best move I've seen all day.

How can you be so cheerful? I'm dying.

My back is killing me, my arms, my legs hurt, everything.

I can't believe it. I really made it.

A professional wrestling team.

Finally. And someday, I'm going to get that belt.

Did you guys hear all the rules?

All I heard was, no men.

No men.

Right. Me without a man?

All I heard was, $1,000 a week while I train.

And $1,000 a match.

$1,000.

A week and a thousand dollars per match.

When I do the fight, they're going to give me a character.

How do you say that?

Costumes. They create our costumes and our characters.

I will wear una bolsa marron en mi cabeza.

She's going to wear a bag over her head so no one recognizes her.

So, not even my papa will recognize me.

Well, what's the matter? Don't your parents want you to wrestle?

No. I mean, Papa think I will go to hell.

Well, my parents are dead.

But my grandfather doesn't know I'm here wrestling. And if he did, he wouldn't

like it.

I told him I was here going to business school and learning computers.

What about you, Pam?

My mom was a whore and a drunk.

She kicked me out when I was 13 years old.

I don't even remember my old man.

Well, here's to three rotten apples.

Cheers. All right.

Welcome to Hell Week, girls.

It's time to die.

I'm gonna make something real clear to you right now.

I'm a firm believer in pain.

I can't get enough of pain.

Yours, not mine.

I'm supposed to teach you namby-pambys how to wrestle.

This is the way it's gonna be.

I don't want any girly shit.

I don't want any tits and ass.

The closest you get to tits and ass around here is the fact we all have

them. You understand me?

Answer me.

No problem.

Right. There'll be no problem.

Just don't piss me off and there'll be no problem.

Sit up.

Now.

You got a bad attitude, girl.

I'll tell you something else you're gonna do.

You're gonna wipe that crap off your face.

I don't want it on my mats, do you understand me?

You're gonna learn how to fall.

You're gonna learn today.

Once you learn how to fall, you're gonna learn how to tumble.

Once you learn how to tumble, if you're good enough, I might teach you how to

wrestle.

Right now, you're gonna pay attention.

Because you're going to be doing this next. You ready?

Okay. CC, you're first.

Me? Get up.

Everybody up. Come on, hush.

You know how to do a handstand?

Hands on the floor.

Head on the floor.

Kick over.

Keep your ass off.

But that would hurt.

Too bad. Let's do it.

That's the fun of it. The pain.

Move it. Your ass is on the floor. Next.

Come on, come on.

Keep going.

Bring your hands over and hit off.

That was a belly flop. It looked like shit. Do it again.

Come on.

Hit off.

Don't whine.

Come on.

different learn how to roll the idea of this role is to help you come up facing

your partner the mental thing is you're rolling across here across your

shoulders and down the other arm let's go come on i want you to come up facing

facing each other facing each other come on

Hello? Mm-hmm.

Hush up.

All right?

Stomach bounce.

Real good for the tits.

Okay, purple team, you're first. Let's go.

Me again?

Yeah, sure.

Up ahead, let's go. Come on.

Come on, up, up. No belly flops.

I wonder what we're gonna get. and start really, like, wrestling, you know? This

is hard.

You have a problem?

No, no.

I was just telling her I... What were you telling her?

Well, I was just kind of wondering when we were going to really start wrestling.

When are you going to start wrestling?

Yeah. Wrestling? Yeah.

We're supposed to really start wrestling, huh?

Think you're pretty good at these, huh?

Pretty good at falling?

UCC, come on!

Now, TV shows are filmed in arenas around the country.

We've just had one season end, and the next one starts in the fall.

It's at the arenas that we have the title bouts, so if there's gonna be a

new champion, it'll happen then.

Right now, though, this is a taping for our cable customers.

This is where you girls will get to experience doing these tapings.

If you're lucky, you might get a shot at Mimi.

Like I'm really ready to commit suicide, right?

She's really doing a number on Black Venus, a strong woman. Hey, hey, hey,

hey. That's not Venus. That's Magnificent Mimi. Excuse me, Magnificent

Mimi really putting the Black Venus in a whole lot of trouble tonight. I'm gonna

give you a...

baddest woman in this whole world. And when I mean bad, I mean B-A-double-D

bad.

I also understand you've got some women over in Japan tonight, almost as we

speak. Hey, hey, I own the globe. I have women everywhere.

Angels flying around the world.

I have them in Hollywood.

I have them in Japan.

Oh, please.

I got them in Paris.

Hey, by the way, you want to buy a watch?

All kidding aside, he is flamboyant. You don't have to like him. He is arrogant.

He is a little bit too flashy. But the one thing you have to know about Diamond

Dave, ladies and gentlemen, is the man just does not lie.

That's me.

Truthful, honest, sweet.

It's easy to see right now why the Magnificent Mimi is truly one of the

greatest athletes in this sport today.

Woo, baby, that was terrific. That was truly magnificent.

You deserve to be my number one angel, baby.

You know, I saw Magnificent Mimi tonight. Black Venus gave you basically

all you could handle, but she took her pill in a post. It was really, well, it

was actually fun to watch, Mimi.

Let me tell you, Lee, that's why I'm the champion.

That's why I have the belt.

It's all in my technique.

I gotta ask you the most important question now on behalf of all the

wrestling fans, and that is, just who will the Magnificent Mimi fight next?

Hey, Lee, I got all sorts of... Wait a minute!

The chicken shit's fighting me! Watch it, Lee!

Show them what it's like to be in the ring with a pro.

I feel like kicking some ass.

Okay, who's first?

How about you, shorty?

Guess I'm elected.

Give me a sweater, shorty.

You know how to fall?

Sure.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Hey, Patty.

Let's see Samson and Venus work out, okay?

Thought you were gonna tear that girl's hair out. Hey, I just about did. Samson!

Samson!

Coming, I'm coming.

Come on, get your butt out of here.

Anybody else know how to fall?

See you later.

got into her.

I'm sorry.

Honey. With shit like that, you won't last five minutes around here.

Look, I'm sorry. I know I was wrong.

You want to try this again?

No, I don't. Sorry.

Everybody just relax, all right? We had a great show today.

Everything went really, really good.

Let's just all smile and be happy.

I see your man has other interests.

If I were you, I'd get out there and check it out.

Shut up, Venus.

What's mine stays mine.

Besides, who wants an undernourished midget anyways?

I've got everything he likes.

Apparently you don't. He's out there with her.

You thought I was hurt, didn't you?

I'm sorry.

It's that your feet were twisted back so far, and everybody was laughing.

Everyone always laughs.

No one's ever really cared before.

I've always just been something funny to laugh at. I'm the clown.

laugh at you.

It hurt.

It used to, but the way I figure is it takes talent to make people laugh.

Yeah, make them cry.

Here, come on. I'll show you how it's done. It's a real showstopper.

Make people laugh.

Last year, the ratings were so far down, we were down in the cellar. What in the

hell are we going to do to get them up?

We can give you a battle royal.

Battle royal? No.

Everybody does a battle royal.

There's got to be something else.

You got to have some blood.

What do you think?

Huh? What do you think?

The ratings are down.

What should we do in the new season?

How about a grudge match?

A no-holds-barred.

Use some of that new meat out there.

Like that one.

That way, if she gets hurt too bad, it won't make any real difference.

Because you hadn't planned on using her much anyways.

Were you, Dave?

I don't think she's ready.

And besides, who's she gonna fight?

Why, me, of course.

Hey, I'm the biggest draw you've got.

Right. What are you trying to do, kill her?

There's 30 days of the taping of the show.

And you've got plenty of time to practice and work with her, right,

Patty? She's real green.

The audience will love it.

The amateur against the pro.

Sounds great to me, Dave.

It could be dangerous.

But I'll tell you what.

Put it off.

It'd be one hell of a show.

The baptism of blood.

I could get the other two rookies together, put together a tag team.

Can we have a real match with rookies?

Oh, it's gonna be real all right.

It's gonna be an ass-kicker.

I don't know. You want blood?

You've got it, baby.

I'm gonna show that little baby face what being an angel's all about.

You found out who she was, didn't you?

No. What? Who is she?

She's Killer Kane's granddaughter.

You want a promotion? That's great.

I love it. I love it. The press is going to soak this up like a buffalo shitting

golden nickels.

It's like you bit off just a little more than you could chew this time, huh?

Hey, I don't give a shit who she is.

I'm going to chew her up and spit her right out.

You're looking at bucks, buddy.

It's like another million in the bank, pal.

Maybe even more.

So you girls are the new chosen ones, okay?

You're gonna fight the world champion, Mimi.

Not bad, but if I'd use your head, I'd get out. These girls are bad.

I ain't scared of them.

They should be scared of me.

Because I'm an animal.

All animal.

God,

I love this job.

No, Papa. I'm not a cualquiera.

Si, Papa.

Si.

It's going to be so good.

And we can use the money.

Papa?

Papa?

He's so mad at me.

He's not going to talk to me anymore if I keep wrestling.

Well, maybe he won't be so mad when you come home with all that money.

Yeah, but chances are with those higher successes that you call the American

Asians, I will be lucky if I live.

Maybe he's right.

I will quit now. No way.

You are going to be a wrestler.

And you're going to be great.

Did you see what they want me to wear?

Look at this.

Luscious Lisa in a robe and curlers.

Somebody's idea of a joke.

I wonder who.

Well, I'm not getting into any wrestling ring looking like that.

All right, girls.

Come on. Mimi did this, didn't she?

Well, if it's Luscious Lisa Mimi wants.

It's luscious, Lisa. Mimi's gonna get.

You better consider yourselves lucky.

I don't know if you're gonna win, but I'm gonna teach you a few holes that'll

keep from guessing.

You're gonna start learning how to incorporate what you've learned, all

right? Come here, Maria Rita.

We're gonna do ourselves a hip throw.

Hey,

let me work with her, Patty.

Okay, Mimi, but you never liked working with green girls. I know, but at least

it'll give her the feel of working with me, since she is wrestling me in the

show, you know.

Okay. Okay, good.

Great.

Ready for some real moves, honey?

Sure.

from dave is this your

natural color hair sweetie get this shit out of here let's try that one more time

go and get dave mimi's gonna

kill her go oh sorry did i hurt you

Let's just try that one more time, okay cutie?

Lisa. Lisa, are you okay?

Just fine.

Patty, get in there and see if she's all right.

She does that one pretty good, doesn't she?

Mimi, get your ass down here. I want to see you in my office right now.

Okay, just as soon as I wash some of this stink off me.

It was sore all over. My arms, my leg, my neck is sore. Everything is sore. I

told you to stay away from that witch.

She's mean.

I'm going to beat her.

If it kills me, I am going to beat her.

Well, if that's any sample of what she can do in the ring, God only help you,

Lisa.

Who was it?

Some creep I used to know.

Shut up.

I'm trying to relax.

Pam, where are you going?

I gotta go, Lisa. I'll talk to you later.

It was pretty tough on you today, wasn't it?

I didn't know you were still here.

Yeah, I thought I'd hang around and see if she broke your nose or not.

Well, I think it's okay.

Look, Lisa, you've got a lot of heart.

But there's no way I can let you get in there.

I'm gonna have to pull you from the show, okay?

No, Dave, you can't. Please.

I'm not gonna let you get in the ring with those girls, okay?

They're all pros.

You have way too much to learn.

And I'm not going to let you use the snap.

The snap?

What's that?

I know a certain champion named Killer Kane used to use it.

And I know he's killed somebody with it.

And I also know that you're his granddaughter.

Who told you?

Bruno let me in on it when we were going up to Bakersfield.

Shit!

Did he even tell you that it was an accident?

My grandfather had done it hundreds of times.

He never hurt anybody on purpose.

Neither would I.

Look, I'm going to win.

I've got to beat her.

Please, Dave, don't take me out.

Look, I've got to take you out, okay?

Come on, let's go.

I have an idea.

What's that?

How about... The best.

Two out of three.

And that's one for me.

Shoo. You think you're tough, huh?

Looks like you might have bit off a little more than you can chew, huh?

It's two for me, and I get to do the match.

Now come on.

Okay.

Samson, what are you doing under there?

I live here.

Where? Under the ring.

You mean you were under there last night?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

You got it, girl. You got it.

What's going on with you two?

Oh, that's just between us.

Just keep rowing.

Come on, Lisa.

You've got 30 minutes. You've got to take the TV promos.

Oh, okay.

See you later.

Bye.

Luscious Lisa, what do you think you're doing?

Oh, I don't know what you did with her, Mimi, but you sure made her look great.

Thanks. All right, hold on a second. Hold it right there. What we're going to

do, I'll cue you one to come in. We'll start off with Diamond Dave.

and the magnificent mimi well just hang on a sec we've got to knock down a two

-minute promo for the baptism of blood two minutes everybody i understand are

you ready we're gonna need to roll are we rolling hi everybody lee marshall

here with dive and dave the hollywood crave and magnificent mimi the queen of

the american angels and we are talking about the most historic and the most

exciting event in the history of professional wrestling i'm talking about

the baptism of blood It's coming up September 15th from the Houston

Sportatorium. Now, before we go on a little further, I want to bring in a

young lady that I know wrestling fans all over the world are going to be very

excited to meet. Look at that! Look at that! Her name is Luscious Lisa, and

fans, especially those of you who have been following professional wrestling

for some time, I know you know her legendary grandfather.

I'm talking about the very famous George Killer Kane.

George Killer Kane's granddaughter.

Well, it's sure good to see you in a sport like professional wrestling.

Thank you. All right, Dave, let me ask you. Let's get right down to business

here. We're five weeks away from the baptism of blood. The best. Are the

American angels going to be ready for it? Oh, you know it. Hey, I can answer

for the pros, Lee.

Let me tell you.

I'm more than ready.

But the question is, when the fight comes up, will she show up? Well, what

about it, Lisa?

I can't wait The other thing I would like to ask you

your grandfather famous for a very dangerous maneuver called the snap Do

you know the snap and will you use the snap?

Lee I know the snap. Yes. I learned it when I was just a little girl, but it's

far too dangerous So I won't be using the snap Now there you heard it from

luscious Lisa. Listen here, honey.

You little cherry-top midget.

I don't care what you use.

Snap, crackle, or pop.

I'm gonna win 20 big ones for killing you in the baptism of blood.

Excuse me, girls, we'll get you a chance in just a while, okay? Mimi, let's face

it, you're the best in the world. I know, but nobody can stay on top

forever. I love it. Who's gonna be the best? I can. Who's gonna be the best,

ladies and gentlemen? And I am.

A-double-D, bam!

You know what I'm gonna do?

Poke out your eyes and piss in your brain!

Jan, what are you doing?

I gotta get out of here, Lisa.

He said he'd find me, and now he's found me, and he's gonna kill me. I know he's

gonna kill me. He told me he'd find me. What are you talking about? Hey, hey,

hey, who's gonna kill you? What?

He's the leader of the gang.

in my old neighborhood in Chicago.

He wanted me to sell drugs to elementary kids in school, and I just couldn't do

it.

He thought I stole his drugs, but I didn't. I threw them away.

And then I ran away. And now he's here, and he's come here to find me and kill

me. And he is going to kill me. I don't know what's worse. I don't want to go

back. I don't want to live like that anymore, Lisa.

Come on, look, you're not alone anymore.

And you're not going back.

Come near you.

Slow down. What are you talking about?

That guy is so lucky.

He's so lucky because I was asleep. If I wasn't sleepy, I would give him a body

slam. And then I would give him a dropkick right into his peanuts.

You know, peanuts.

Peanuts. That's a dropkick in the nuts, okay?

I've got to scoop her more.

Come on, come on, come on. Don't be a wussy. Let's go.

There should be no chance for her to stop.

Oh, I'm bad.

Okay, let's change around.

All right, Lisa?

Yeah. Time to get even. Let's go.

Yeah.

Okay, what? Another one? No, you're giving her a back dog.

I like this.

Let's go.

Okay, let's do it one more time. Okay, this time.

One more. This is really hard.

You're going to get killed in this matter.

You're going to get your belly fucked.

Come on.

Come down.

Get me down.

Dear Gramps, I'm writing because I'm too chicken to call.

I knew you'd just yell, and at least this way I can say what I need to say.

First, I have to tell you that I'm not in college.

I hope you're sitting down because, well, I've joined the American Angels

wrestling team.

I know you're mad, but please try and understand.

It's what I've wanted to do all my life.

When I was a little girl, I used to watch you. You were my hero.

You know it's in my blood, because I'm a cane.

So nothing can stop me from doing this.

So please, don't be angry.

To be honest, Gramps, I'm just a little scared.

Mimi's really tough.

I will take her.

But it won't be easy.

I'm really good, Gramps.

You'd be proud of me.

Please come.

I need you.

Love always, Lisa.

Well, three more days till the bloodbath.

See, I think training will kill me before Black Venus or Biker Mama get the

opportunity.

So the consequences, Pam, baby.

Hey, you babes, blow out of here.

Hey, no one runs out on me.

Especially with five grand of my stuff.

Yo, man, I said we just cut five G's of this lily white skin, man.

Nah, man, it ain't worth it.

Nothing but a two-bit tramp anyway.

Say, let's make it work for her.

Never!

Oh, you're a dick, too, baby.

Chill, chill, chill, man. Chill.

Let's beat the meat.

Before we slice it.

And dice it.

You must want to see your butt all over this beach, huh?

Hey, nobody help you now, baby.

Nobody!

Yeah, you're dead!

I'm gonna kill you! Come on and try it.

Hit him now!

Bitch, I'm...

We better just fly out of here. You understand?

Now get up and get that trash out of here before we really get pissed off.

You! These bitches are crazy!

Shut up!

Are you okay?

I think my arm is broken. You okay, Pam? How did a woman beat you like that?

I made it, Gramps.

I'm gonna do it!

American Angels tag team action coming up. In the ring already, Anna Mallon.

Here comes her partner, the lovely Magic Genie. But I gotta tell you, Diamond

Dave, their work is gonna be cut out for them. You see what I mean?

Here comes number one, Black Venus.

Black Venus is tough to beat as a single, but I don't know if fans know

who she's got as a partner. It won't be but a second before you see who comes

walking or make that riding in the ring on back of that big hog, none other than

Biker Mama.

And you know, Dr. James, this lady only likes three things, tattooing men, big

motorcycles, and beating the hell out of other ladies.

i think this woman never smiled in her life just look at the scour on the face

of michael mama one of the fabulous

american angels i'm talking about anna male jane and as you know she is

involved in this match because of what happened to marita bandita she actually

hurt herself defending the honor of some friends in a fight against a gang leader

pretty tough company you run in my friend

She takes down Black Venus. Working on the leg. Look out. Here comes Biker

Mama. Takes the genie down. Anna Mal coming into the ring.

And she's going to shove Black Venus down.

And once again, genie going to work on the left leg of Black Venus. Cranking

the pressure rod. Look out. What a clothesline.

And down goes the magic genie. Compliments of Biker Mama.

She's a little bit rocked, but she's to her feet now. Look out. Snap there. Down

goes Biker Mama.

Again by the hair. Genie takes her down.

A couple of good moves. Those are not rookie moves, Diamond Dame.

Again, back into that standing arm wringer. Tag made. Watch out. Here comes

Anna Mal. She's climbing the ropes.

She's going all the way to the top.

Look out. Oh, right onto the arm of Biker Mama.

You talk about having bees in the bat.

Biker Mama's arm has got to be going. Anna Mal going to work on it.

And I guarantee you, you feel that just radiating in the elbow. Look out. Here

comes Black Venus down by the hair. Goes Anna Mal. And now both Venus and Biker

Mama going to work on the young lady from Malibu.

The genie's saying, ref, have a look, have a look. You didn't see it.

Well, you can't call when you can't see it. You know, a real good veteran move,

Diamond Davis, to do stuff out of line of sight of the referee.

Now that standing headlock being applied by Biker Mama.

Adam Mao trying to fire back with a series of elbows into the abdominals.

In the meantime, Mama takes her into the ropes.

Big right hand by Biker Mama.

And look out, here comes Venus.

A Magic Genie, a rookie move to let somebody come in. Look at this.

Reversal. Train wreck. Down goes Venus and Biker Mama.

Oh, not too shabby at all.

Very, very heads-up move.

And again, here come the rookies, Adam Allen, the Magic Genie.

They've got Biker Mama and Black Venus into the ropes. Drop down. Double shot

to the abdominals. Good move.

big right hand by black venus and all of a sudden the genie doesn't look very

good welcome to the american angels watch this oh running elbow down goes

the genie hard onto the canvas you gotta take your advantages when you get them i

think that the two rookies had a chance to go after the veterans they spent a

little bit too much time posturing and congratulating each other into the ring

ropes drop down look at this double drop kick she nailed them Oh, she planted

them like a tree. Good move by the Magic Genie. Up with a body slam.

Oh, she planted her as well.

She's got Black Venus up with a body slam.

Down for the cover.

Referee's out of position. Where's the ref? On the one. Kick out at one.

Oh, what a headbutt by Black Venus.

She could have knocked a magic genie into the next zip code. I guarantee you.

Into the ropes goes the genie. Off the ropes. Look at this.

Flying clothesline and down goes the genie.

Now here's the difference between a rookie and a veteran diving, Dave.

You better believe it. A veteran is not going to look it out.

Biker Mama in. Double suplex. You got it. Oh, and down goes the genie. I think

they've knocked the wind right out of her.

Black Venus is gonna hold it down by the hair and where's biker mama look out and

always keep your eye on the big redhead into the airplane spin and Jeannie if

she wasn't dizzy before I guarantee you she's dizzy now dumped unceremoniously

down under the ring and I said keep your eye on biker mama oh he's got her locked

up she's on her toes roughly down for the one the two and the count of three

that's gonna be all the veterans are gonna walk away with this one

Everybody tries to nip at your heels.

Well, my time hasn't come yet.

Let's introduce the two participants.

First of all, the gorgeous creature coming in, one of the newcomers to the

American Angels. She is Luscious Lisa.

She is a knockout.

Queen of the American Angels, the Magnificent Mimi.

I've never seen her walk with more confidence than Vanessa.

B-A-double-D fans.

Hey,

yo, Kane. How you doing, buddy? Fine, fine. Good to see you. Good. Yeah.

God, do you know how much this means to Lisa for you to show up here?

Here, I got you a seat right here. Have a seat.

Do you have any idea in the world who that is? Any idea at all? It's my newest

angel's granddaddy. That is George Killicane. The George Killicane. We're

talking about the promotion of all promotions.

a lot of the blood bath spectacular now between what's going to happen tonight

and what could happen a couple of options what we've got is one of these

women who win outright that means they get twenty thousand dollars high point

belt they will be the champion of the world there is another alternative one

is they can both be standing after the 30 minute time limit that being the case

they will split the twenty thousand dollars now one more thing diamond

league let me remind our fans out there that the one who draws first blood being

the luscious lisa or the magnificent mimi they will get five thousand dollars

this is for all the marbles the whole enchilada diamond name you put one

together this is for the belt this is for the championship ready for me girl

ready for me a little midget i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna win that 20 grand the

reigning champion the magnificent mimi ready the challenger the luscious lisa

and as we said before there is absolutely no love lost between these

two athletes and i don't think either one of them wants to split that twenty

thousand dollars they want the whole thing and they both want first blood We

are ready for one of the most historic and one of the most exciting events in

all of sport. It will be the Mud Bass Spectacular. You know what it's going to

be? It's going to be a double D-band.

Are you ready, girls?

This Lisa, the magnificent Mimi, right away, collar and elbow, into the ropes

goes Mimi. Nice snap there by Luscious Lisa.

Tremendous move.

Soon to get us right away on the...

that she intends to take that belt in at all possible. Mimi, she's already hot.

Two hip locks and a third hip lock, and that's got to frustrate the Magnificent

One. Three tremendous moves right out of the gate by Luscious Lisa, and what a

drop toe hold. That's what I'm talking about, Dave. That is a veteran move.

Breaking the pressure on the knee.

Oh, man.

She's already got the Magnificent Mimi stretched out.

Mimi in a tremendous amount of pain.

This is a championship match, only two ways to win it. You either win it one,

two, three in the middle of the ring, or you win it by submission.

Disqualifications won't get it. Over the top won't get it. Time limits won't get

it. Out of the ring won't get it. Good hammerlock by Lisa.

Putting more, yo, more pressure.

Ah, that radiates right up into the back of the neck. Look at this, she's going

to break by the leg.

The first two and a half minutes of this fight, I guarantee you, Dom and Dave,

Magnificent Mimi will remember where she was tonight.

Still holding on to that hammer lock. Look at the look and determination on

Magnificent Mimi in a power move.

She had a reverse that would be a body wrap, but right now just dumps Luscious

Lisa down.

Thunderous introduction to the mat. And now Mimi's starting to put the boots to

Luscious Lisa.

You know, if there's one...

One criticism I've ever had of Magnificent Mimi is she plays to the

crowd. She'll get her opponent in a compromising position and she'll start

talking to the crowd.

I mean, these, oh, what a knee lift by Mimi.

I've never understood this diamond game. I mean, these young ladies don't get

paid by the hour.

First blood.

Tremendous. The crowd obviously loving Lisa. The magnificent Mimi. Long time a

champion in the American Angel.

You know, Diamond Day, you don't get to be champion by flipping coupons and

winning some sort of lottery.

Reversal. Look at this. Hip lock and down goes Mimi.

I think she's absolutely confused.

I've got to believe that luscious Lisa came in here with a battle plan.

Mimi came in here on sheer cockiness and reversal again. into a hip lock this

young lady is showing the magnificent one more than she bargained for

all right you're showing us a rookie mistake right there she should have gone

right after the magnificent one when she had an opportunity she gave me a chance

that no wrestler is ever going to live to talk about and that is to give mimi

her second win and she just took the win right out of the luscious one knees into

the midsection

determination on the face of the magnificent meeting reversal by lisa

that's what i mean she's gotta move in there she's got to move in there a

little bit too late he or she who hesitates is lost and lisa was

absolutely lost on that well i don't know if she's gonna get up the

magnificent one is gonna introduce her to the bottom of her shoe first mimi is

not above putting the boots to anybody i've seen her do it to some of the guys

Oh, in the ring apron at first, goes Luscious Lisa.

Compliments of the Maximus and Mimi. We're going for first blood here, Dave.

Don't forget, $5,000 to whoever can draw first blood on their opponent.

Right into the small of her back on the edge of the ring. That has got to hurt.

That has got to hurt.

I think she's trying to get Lisa to just give it up at this point.

He's about 100 pounds and about as tough as they come.

But as you fans have heard me say on television many times, at 125 pounds,

you will never find that much toughness put into that much weight. And I'm

talking about the magnificent Mimi. She's got herself perched on the top of

the ropes now.

What she's got to score for Lisa.

Oh, guillotine leg drop from the top rope.

Let's check, see if she drew first blood on that. No, no.

lisa opened with that one but she did not snap mares by the hair lisa holding

on to her back at the top of her head can't be feeling any much better

i guarantee you one thing down the name

but she can't let up she's got to get on the media one more time here she comes

again with a flying head filter can she take her down no

again that slight hesitation that one rookie mistake

and now maybe just

going to work you can see the difference what i'm talking about diamond dave the

magnificent one does not give you a second to think about it

No, sir.

When she's got you in a compromising position, guillotine leg drop by the

Magnificent Mimi. She will be all over you like white on rice.

That's something that Lisa, I guarantee, is going to learn. If nothing else,

she's going to learn that tonight.

Marina, what's she doing in there?

I'm telling you, if she gets in the middle of this one, she is looking for

real trouble. Look at my look on Magnificent Mimi. Take at Lisa, get into

her skin and dump her.

And here's the mistake that Mimi makes.

She'll start playing to the crowd, posture to the crowd. How am I doing,

she'll be asking.

I think she thinks she's got Lisa's leg injured. And that's smart. Oh, right

down on her left leg.

But that's smart wrestling down the day. You find the weak point in your

opponent, you go to work on it. You pick out one single body part, and you go to

work on it. Quite obviously, Mimi thinks that she can take luscious Lisa down by

doing away with her left leg.

Lisa's got to kick out of there. She just cannot stay there on that rope.

But for all we know, that leg very well could be broken and she can't move it.

She's got to make a move. Here comes Mimi. Oh, she pothoned her. She suckered

her right in there.

Oh, Mimi has got to have the wind knocked out of her. But Lisa can't even

stand up on that leg, Dave.

What a drop kick.

She got her right in the kither.

We could see first blood on that.

I've got to give a look at the magnificent one, but she landed square.

You're right. That's right. First blood.

$5,000, if nothing else. $5,000 on the first blood.

The medical attendants are taking the referee out of the field

I'm a

little

confused, Ivan Day. We have

no referee.

Do you still have a championship match?

I mean, considering the magnitude of this match, this is for all the marbles

right here.

Well, don't forget, you can't lose the belt by disqualification.

Somebody's either got to give up or somebody's got to be pinned, but there's

no referee in the ring to call it.

And Mimi is still going to town on the rookie.

I mean, these young ladies are going at each other as if the referee was

standing there, but he's not.

Pulling on the hair.

luscious lisa she has got to get out of there absolutely somebody's got to come

in here either throw this match out call it quits call it a draw give it to

somebody but i fear for both these young ladies right now and in particular

luscious lisa she is taking the absolute beating of her life tonight

down for the suplex.

Diamond Dave, I don't care about this crowd. They're not in there getting the

boots put to them by the magnificent Mimi. It's not just Lisa.

I mean, this girl is still, oh, looky, let's be realistic.

Let's be honest with each other here. Maybe this young lady had no business

getting into the room with Mimi.

Look at this.

Snap it over.

She got it with that big snap suplex.

And Lisa, she can't stand.

She's got no wind.

I think she's cut over the eye. If she wasn't, she is now.

You can hear the crowd chanting for Lisa, but I don't know that that's going

to do any good.

Very concerned for the safety of Luscious Lisa. No referee.

She

can't

walk. I don't know if she can see at this point. Lisa, just give up. Just

sheer determination and guts is keeping Luscious Lisa in the ring.

I don't think she can even get to her feet at this point. Mimi picks her up.

Knee lift and down goes Lisa one more time.

And there's the magnificent Mimi talking to the crowd.

What do you think, she says.

There's no referee there to count them out.

But still, Lisa kicks out.

Oh, this is tremendous.

This is tremendous.

This is exactly what it's supposed to be. We promised you this would be one of

the greatest fights of all time, and that is exactly what you're seeing

tonight. Right now, it is all magnificent, meaning totally working

over Luscious Lisa.

Luscious Lisa, I don't think she can stand.

And now the magnificent one, she's talking to Luscious Lisa, finger in the

face. She's telling her not only what she intended to do to her, but what she

is doing to her. And Lisa is still able to kick out Luscious Lisa.

That's it, baby.

Come on.

You can do it.

Come on, baby. Give her the snap.

Give her the snap, Lisa. You can do it. You can do it.

That's it.

Lisa just struggling to her feet.

And you know how badly Lisa wants to do the whole world and her grandfather,

George Tillich. Look at this move.

She's on the top rope.

I've seen movies.

I have now seen it live, and I've got to tell you, I have never, ever seen

anything like this.

Mimi is out.

She's not moving at all.

On the day of the Hollywood parade, he's trying to find out the status of his

American Angel champion.

I

wasn't

even sure that such a thing existed until tonight, but you saw

world saw it and nobody has ever seen anything like it before the snap fans i

can tell you this much i don't know where the referee is and i don't know

what happened she will retain her championship belt she was not defeated

by pinball the disqualification but luscious lisa I'm telling you, she has

proven to me and to you and the man throughout the world that she indeed is

the champion. Will there be a rematch? There has absolutely got to be a rematch

between these two young ladies because, fans, it just doesn't get any better

than this.