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Don't pinch, it's too strong. .

Qinghe, at our age, what else can we do to celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day?

That damn guy in my house doesn't even touch me a few times a year.

I'm not sure where I'm going to socialize today. It's always good to have your husband by your side.

Unlike me, I have been single for so many years without anyone to talk to. .

Mom!

Xiaohao, you kid, you never take a break to pack your things.

Mom, I'm going to clean out the old bottom drawer again. .

Hello, hubby.

What?

You booked a new restaurant, pick me up now?

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Okay, okay, I'll go downstairs right away. .

Qinghe, I'm really sorry. That damn ghost in my house actually started knocking on the door and insisted on dragging me to the world of weirdos.

It's okay, go quickly, don't keep your brother-in-law waiting. .

Mom is only thirty-nine years old. .

Mom, this is the only thing your son can do for you.

Xiaohao, mom bought your favorite yellow croaker. I’ll make some braised food for you later. .

Mom, this is Mr. Chen. .

It's me, I invited it for you. Invited?

What are you invited to do?

Anyone who fixes water pipes?

Ms. Xia, please introduce yourself.

I am Didi’s top agent, Chen Mo. Didi, didi what?

To put it simply, today is the Qiqi special service your son ordered for you.

I'll spend the night with you.

Completely fill your body that has been empty for nineteen years. What?

Xiaohao, what are you talking about?

What did you find for your mother?

Mom, I was cleaning up the drawers today and saw the pink thing you hid on the outside. Mom, stop talking.

Why do other women have men who love them, but you have to suffer alone?

Today, just treat it as a Qiqi gift to yourself, okay?

You...you bastard!

Xiaohao, get out. .

This is between your mother and me. Now that the payment has been made, the service has begun.

Go and guard outside. Mr. Chen, please, be gentle to my mother. .

Get out!

Get out of here!

Ms. Xia, once the order takes effect, there are no refunds. .

You...what do you want to do?

I am a dignified woman and I don't need such dirty things!

Dirty?

Ms. Xia, do you call your son’s filial piety towards you dirty?

He...he is just a child, he is ignorant!

He is not sensible, but he sees things more clearly than you. Look at your own eyes, they are filled with chicken shells. I haven’t touched a man in nineteen years. You are presumptuous!

Vent on a broken electric toy.

Ms. Xia... I don't want to pinch there, please!

She said no, but her body was very honest.

Ms. Xia, your nipples are as hard as rocks. .

My clothes!

So beautiful. .

Don't smoke, it's too heavy!

Mr. Chen, it’s so exciting!

Look at you, Ms. Xia, the water is flowing like a leaky faucet.

You were pretending to be noble and dignified with me just now. You are simply a big loser who needs nothing to do. I...I didn't, that's not the case. .

Are you ready to accept your son's filial piety, Ms. Xia?

Are you happy?

How about that electric toy in your drawer?

Can it satisfy you?

Cool!

So cool!

A thousand times better than toys!

Mr. Chen... Mom!

You squirted!

My son is so happy to see you squirting like this!

Too deep!

Gonna be fucked!

Mr. Chen!

Tight...so damn tight.

... It's time to pretend to be bad!

Mr. Chen!

Be gentle!

Damn you!

How about taking my wife to a Western restaurant, but halfway through, the company calls you back to work overtime!

I'm so angry!

Ah!

Mr. Chen!

Too big!

I'm going to be fucked hard by you!

Put your….

Nie Wei!

You...turn around quickly!

Mr. Chen, can you also save me?

That damn guy in my house can't satisfy me at all, I can add more money!

If you want me to get along with you, you have to show your sincerity first. .

Kneel down!

Use your mouth to lick it clean.

After licking it to my satisfaction, I will consecrate it for you tonight. .

Mr. Chen, it’s so big!

Do you see clearly, Xia Qinghe?

Your bestie is now kneeling between my legs like a dog eating my cock.

You two are both worthless sluts at heart!