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You think you know Las Vegas.

The lights, the action, the sex.

There's a Vegas you've never seen before.

My Vegas.

My name is Angelica and I deal in dreams.

And because everyone has a little sin in them, the next ring fulfilled could be

your own.

Welcome to the Lawn Care Expo. Thank you.

Welcome to the Lawn Care Expo. Please be sure to visit the Lawn Mower King booth

right inside.

Yeah, which number is that? It's on the ticket, sir. 106, right at the back of

the hotel.

Well, thank you very much. You're welcome.

Here's your hotel key.

It also serves as your minibar key.

Anything else I can help you with?

No, thanks, man. We're cool.

Here you go.

Thank you, ma'am.

Have a nice day.

Here we are, baby.

Sin City.

Come here and give Papa a little sugar.

Did you request a mirror?

Uh-uh. It must be standard.

Welcome to the honeymoon suite.

Clark, how am I ever going to put this on the expense report?

Well, what's the good of being CFO if you can't cheat on your expenses?

We're not even supposed to be staying together.

My father would blow a gasket if he found out.

Well, we could just get married.

Oh, not that again.

Daddy would never stand for it.

Maybe I'll just ask him and see. Don't you dare.

Besides,

While we're here, I'm just saying we make the most of it.

Huh?

We're at a riding lawnmower convention.

Mm-hmm. It doesn't exactly inspire lust. Oh.

Besides, we have to meet Daddy in an hour for drinks. An hour?

Yeah. We can get there in ten minutes.

I know.

I'm going to have to get back first.

Oh, wow.

Clark, get in here. Look at this bathroom.

Is there a mirror over the tub, too? I don't know.

Oh,

boy, that's not even sweet, baby. What can you expect? This is great!

Mmm. Mmm.

Like that?

Yeah.

Oh,

Jesus Christ, let me relax just a little bit from this trip.

Just a little bit of release. Let me get on my clothes.

Have you ever seen a tub that big?

Once.

They checked into the honeymoon suite in that hotel.

I'll tell you, if my daughter marries that sorry sack of shit, I'm going to

take him out with a lawn boy Z320.

There won't be anything left but a pile of mulch and those silly teeth.

Well, I'm sure we don't have to resort to violence to resolve this situation,

Mr. Weaver.

What about this guy?

He could teach the asshole a lesson from the looks of him.

Matthew's skills are best used bodyguarding, not body dismembering.

Are you scared your daughter's going to lope this weekend?

Exactly what I'm afraid of.

Why don't you just tell the way you feel? I don't understand.

I did that once.

A long time ago.

Worst mistake I ever made.

Veronica had a boyfriend.

This guy named Jay.

Hell, I liked him well enough, but he was a slacker.

Couldn't seem to keep down a job. He was always on the computer.

So I insisted that he come work for me.

Let me guess.

He had too much pride.

Well, I recognize now that it was an act of character, but I guess I was just too

stubborn at the time to see it.

Well, he moved out here to seek his fortune, and I don't think Veronica ever

forgave me for that.

So what you would like us to do is keep tabs on all their activities while

they're here in Vegas?

What I would really like is for you to keep his slimy gold-digging ass away

from my daughter, by any means necessary.

Jesus. Why is Veronica taking so long?

She's probably putting on her makeup or something.

You've got to meet him with the Home Depot people.

Got it. Do not leave until you get a big order.

Done. Let's stop with the snappy ants, if you are. Check.

Sorry.

Okay, let's call you back.

Bye.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's all right. I wasn't looking either.

What a beautiful bag.

Italian? Yes.

I could never afford designer on my salary.

Well, some things just aren't worth the price.

Sir, I want to be honest with you.

I've fallen in love with your daughter.

And I flatter myself that she feels the same about me.

I'm telling you, sir, because I would like your permission to marry her.

And I hope you're not choking because of what I just said.

No, of course not. You just took me by surprise.

Have you asked her yet?

No, sir. I wanted to ask you first to make sure you had no objections.

Not if she wants you.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you so much. You will not regret this.

Oh, no.

I won't be treated like a horse.

Taxi? Right here, miss. I'm available.

Oh, good.

Where to?

Anywhere. Anywhere as in where to eat, where to gamble, where to meet men?

Somewhere nobody owns me.

Okay, get in.

Looks like she's headed downtown.

Wait, she stopped.

Our girl's going exotic.

How's the research?

Got him.

But can you get him in there?

I'm on it.

Hello, welcome to Raw Bar. Table for two?

No, just one. Right this way.

Veronica!

Believe me, Veronica.

Just when I was up for vice president.

Excuse me, miss.

Your gentleman friend is here. Oh, no. Not Clark again.

Veronica.

What are you doing here?

I was just about to ask you the same thing.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Wow.

I'm here for a convention.

Wanted to get away from the crowd.

I'm actually here to meet a client, but obviously there's been some mistake

because she's not here.

Wow, it's been such a long time.

Yeah. Can you stay for a drink?

Sure.

Okay, what are the odds of us running into each other like this, you know?

You said there was a body.

I don't see any party. The party's right here, ladies.

Look, no offense to you, but I think we're going to need to get this out of

the way.

Good evening. This is our sushi bar tonight.

Hi, welcome to the raw bar.

Tonight, our raw bar specials are the tuna and the salmon shishame.

How is the... How are the tuna rolls?

They're amazing.

Everything's just fresh.

Are those California rolls?

Yes, they are.

Is that a tempura?

Oh, yeah. You should definitely get that one.

My God, yes.

Ah.

Okay, yeah.

Vegas, huh?

Where else can you get uncooked fish on Live News Girl?

So, did you ever marry?

No. You?

No.

And why not?

Well, no one ever measured up to you.

I guess we screwed up, didn't we?

Just like that.

By the way, what's that name on that credit card receipt?

High Times Escort Service.

I think you could maybe cross that out and put High Times Pizza or something. I

need to expense this.

You know, it was all my fault.

I let my father break us up.

Yeah.

I wasn't exactly rich enough for him, you know.

Or you.

That's not fair.

You know I never cared about money.

Maybe I had you all wrong. I don't know, you know. It's just that, uh, I always

thought you were pretty ambitious, you know.

I'm still ambitious.

It's just not really about the money. It's about achieving something.

What about you?

Did you ever get your business going?

I, uh, I'm driving a limo, you know? A limo?

Yeah.

Oh, that reminds me, um... Got another

customer? No.

Just, uh, all clear.

So, uh, are you disappointed?

I mean that I'm a lowly driver?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

You know, when you broke up with me, I thought, screw

her, you know.

There's plenty of fish in the sea.

But, you know, I dated a lot of women, plenty of women.

But I was always thinking of you.

It's been the same for me, always.

Say it.

Again? Just say it.

View me, Clark.

You big, studly vice president.

Honey!

You're back!

Don't call me honey, Clark.

Hey, buddy!

You can throw me out of bed.

No, me either.

Mr. Weaver, look, I can explain.

I prefer to trust my lying eyes.

Veronica, she left me this note.

She said she was leaving me.

I was just trying to deal with the heartbreak.

Hey, what's he doing with my stuff?

You better go with it, Clark, or my new friend Matthew is going to kick your

butt in the next week.

Check.

Yeah, I'd be happy to kick his ass. No charge.

Come on.

Hey, this is Eric.

What's happening, brother?

Hey. Hi.

Veronica. Hey, everything's cool. What we're going to do is, Eric, if you can,

man, just take us around some of the sites, maybe hit some of the clubs, and

we'll go from there, brother. All right, man. Cool.

Are you sure this is okay? It's fine. Trust me, okay? We do this all the time

after hours. You know, take out stuff like that.

Don't worry about it. Come on. This thing is huge. I know. Isn't it awesome?

Come on, jump in.

Oh, hey, I'm going to make one phone call real fast, and then we'll be on our

way, and I can show you all the sites, all right? Okay. All right, very cool.

Give me one second.

Can't believe your friend fell asleep.

Yeah, well, it's past his bedtime anyway.

Mine too.

You know, I really haven't had this much fun in a long time.

Me either.

It's so gorgeous.

You think you could live here?

You know, I think I could live anywhere that you are.

Are you sure this is okay?

Oh yeah, he could sleep through anything.

Besides, the partition window's up.

No, we are at the airport.

Airport?

Come on.

But this is a private jet.

What are we doing here?

I booked us a flight.

You booked us a flight?

When did you have time to book us a flight?

When we left the restaurant.

I took a chance.

Eric, thank you so much, brother.

Hey, man, you go home and get some sleep, okay? Alright, man.

Wait, I'm here for work. I can't take a trip with you right now.

How did you charter a private jet on your salary?

I didn't.

I own it.

Own it?

So you're not a limo driver.

Are you a gangster?

Try software entrepreneur.

I sell security systems to the casinos here in town.

You lied to me.

We live first and last time, okay?

I'm not going to ask you to marry me.

Because if you said no, it would crush me, okay?

And I figure I have a 40-60 chance of being turned down.

But if the answer is yes, please...

accept this token.

Token, huh?

Well, the token one usually gives the bride a diamond ring.

That'll do.

Good choice.

So, Brendan, where are we headed to?

Cancun.

Sounds good to me.

Cancun.

Come on.

I've never been to Cancun.

Well, let's go.

Come on, baby.

Let's do it.

I'm sorry I lied, baby.

So, what?

What is your father going to do when he finds out?

Make you get an annulment?

Let's ask him.

Hey, Daddy, it's me.

I'm off to get married.

To Jay.

You remember him, right?

Oh, and Daddy, I quit.

You're going to have to find yourself another financial officer.

Love you. Bye.

Don't get over it.

When you fly away with me When

we float through the clouds

I lose all my doubts

It's like you never left

You give me all the love you have

I'll take you to my secret garden I'll take you

away When I dream

When we float through the clouds I lose

all my doubts It's like you never

left You gave me all the love you had

I'll take you to my secret garden

i'll take you away when

i dream i have you here i'll make you fly

away with me when i dream

you're

When...

Mr. Weaver?

Get the glasses, baby!

It's a party!

Yeah!

Let's go!

I'm so forceful.

I love that, husband.

You're so hot.

I love that in a wife.

Oh, wait.

If you weren't at that sushi restaurant to pick up a customer, why were you

there?

Someone called my office and said my biggest client wanted to meet me.

I didn't even ask why. I just got up there as fast as I could.

That's strange.

Honey, the one thing you learn in Vegas...

If your luck changes for the better, just go with it.

Come here.

Houston, we have a liftoff, eh?

Damn, you guys are fast. How do you like that?

Oh, yeah. Take it, Weaver.

Take it back home with you.

Yeah.

Say goodbye. Say goodbye.

All right. Goodbye.

Bye-bye.

A pair of star-crossed lovers who have missed their chance at happiness.

But sometimes, with a little help, the stars can be made to line up again.

You turn me on You turn me on

You turn me on

You turn me on

You

make me feel so good