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You think you know Las Vegas.

The lights. The action.

The sex.

But there's a Vegas you've never seen before.

My Vegas.

My name is Angelica and I deal in dreams.

And because everyone has a little sin in them, the next dream fulfilled could be

your own.

Now be good, and don't forget to water the plants.

Don't get the cops called out here. Don't worry.

We'll probably just hang and watch some satellite TV, or maybe hit a casino or

two.

You have fun out there in nature.

I'll try.

Not big on the whole insects and stuff.

Oh, come on. You're gonna love it.

All right, be good. I'll see you Sunday, all right? Oh,

man,

your cousin is so hot. Oh, I got Major Wood when she kissed you.

None of your shit, man.

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

What about this Darla girl? Is she... You know, the girl's totally fuckable.

But you'd have better chance with a nun, dude.

No, a 70-year-old lesbian nun.

Darla's a brainiac. She spends all her time in the library or staring through

telescopes.

Oh my god, is that a body shot?

I see a body shot.

Can you keep it down? I have a paper to finish.

Sure, darling.

We'll keep it down.

A toast to Sean and Angelica for letting us have this sweet

condo for the weekend.

Does anybody know that it's two in the morning?

Now, I've taken the liberty of drawing up straws to determine who's going to

get the bedrooms.

Now, personally, since I'm the only one not reeking of beer, I should get my

own.

Geez, Darla, it is a party.

Yeah, well, you're the one who invited the house buzzkill.

Fuck the straws! Fuck the straws! Hey, wait a minute. She actually has a pretty

good idea. Why don't we, uh, go to bed?

Huh?

Looks like it's you and me.

Well,

what are you waiting for? Come on.

All right.

Oh.

So where were you supposed to sleep?

Couch folds up.

Terrific. We can roll around and crush chips all night.

You could be a little nicer about this.

You're our guest, you know.

You could have ended up snuggling up to Jason all night.

I have no intention to snuggle up to anyone tonight.

Bitch.

Excuse me?

I said which side of the bed do you want?

Um, actually, I think I prefer the whole thing.

Well, where am I supposed to sleep?

How about the bathtub?

The bathtub?

No way.

Don't worry. I'm not going to touch you.

Am I supposed to believe that? I've been drinking.

You noticed.

Hey, could that be because there was a party going on?

And could that be because it's spring break and we're in Las Vegas?

I'm not into that kind of partying.

Why the hell did you come?

Well, I would have gone home, but my dad went to Florida with his girlfriend.

It's kind of embarrassing. She's like 28.

I'm having a good time.

I'm sorry. I'm sure you were hoping to get laid already by one of the

friendlier girls, huh?

Actually, I had my eye on you, believe it or not.

Well, thank you, I guess.

Hey, um, my date horked all over your cousin's rug, and then she passed out.

Horked? What classy guy.

It wouldn't be right to do her when she's unconscious.

Would it? No.

Well,

how about you?

I'm not picky.

I'm out of here.

Dude.

You're a dude.

I am a little picky.

Drunken jackass. Hey.

No.

I'm... I'm sorry, I thought you were Jason.

Yeah, sorry to disappoint you.

Are you okay?

You know that expression, seeing stars?

It's true, I actually saw Zeta Reticuli.

I'm surprised you even ever heard of Zeta Reticuli.

Why are you surprised?

Because your dumbass frat brothers' knowledge of stars begins and ends with

Jessica Simpson.

Oh, a snob and a pain in the ass.

How'd you even get into a sorority?

They needed to improve their GPA.

Hey, hey, hey.

Look, I'm sorry. Things are a little out of control out back there.

Even though most people come to Vegas with the intent on drinking and having

sex, there's no law that says you have to.

Well, that's a comfort.

You know, my cousin's a pretty big deal around here.

She can get us into anywhere. You know, exclusive clubs where only the

celebrities go.

She said all I have to do is use her name.

Really?

There's my teddy bear.

I know what you need.

Get a load of these.

Slap me. Smack, smack my ass.

Come on, baby.

You can do better than that.

I'll go for the big guns.

If this is a dream, I don't ever wanna wake up.

What do you want?

Champagne.

Your cheapest champagne, my man.

So, you do drink.

I had champagne at a wedding once.

And I went totally crazy.

Oh? I ate like three pieces of wedding cake.

Wow. I sure hope you don't lose control like that tonight.

Do you need to take care of this now, please, sir?

Oh, sure.

I want to split this with you.

$600.

I told you.

My cousin Angelica said this place was exclusive.

I know, but... Hey, you're worth it.

Can I just see some ID as well, please?

I'm going to run to the restroom real fast.

Miss, just some ID, please.

Eighteen?

But I thought you were a senior.

I've always been taking for somebody older, both in terms of academically and

in terms of maturation.

Oh, great.

Did it ever occur to you to be ahead of your age group in terms of obtaining a

fake ID?

I told you I didn't intend to drink. Well, mission accomplished.

Six hundred bucks for champagne and we didn't even get to taste it?

God, I can't believe I fell for the nerd queen.

If you didn't intend to drink, why did you agree to come to the club with me?

Look, I thought it was nice of you to take me away from the bacchanalia at

your cousin's house. I didn't think I'd have any problem with the club.

I'm often taken for somebody older.

Due to my physical gifts?

Your physical gifts?

Jesus, you're a piece of work.

Can you spell gifts?

T-I-T-S.

Oh.

Sorry. Look.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

You have really nice gifts.

Spectacular, actually.

Look, I didn't mean anything by it.

Why don't we go to a casino?

I think I know how we can get your money back.

Amateur night.

It's the best.

Fresh meat.

Pig. Ladies and gentlemen, warm round of applause for the Co-Ed!

Ooh, alright.

Hey.

Count it.

That should compensate for the champagne.

You didn't have to do this.

I never knew Vegas could be so freeing.

Yeah, it's an interesting town.

What do you know about it?

I know a lot of things about a lot of places.

I happen to be a history major with a minor in archaeology.

Oh, do tell.

Vegas came into existence because of the Hoover Dam.

Did you know that?

No. Yeah.

It was all part of FDR's reconstruction efforts.

During the Depression.

6,000 men were needed for the job.

They just left their families behind and moved out here for the opportunity.

Can you imagine that?

6,000 men and no women?

It's scary.

And?

The men were bored on their days off and needing

companionship. So, the town of Las Vegas grew to meet the demands of, uh,

recreation.

Recreation?

Gambling and prostitution?

Anyway, that's how it came to be.

That's interesting.

And instructional.

Instructional?

Do tell.

Well...

It just goes to show you that men without women can't do a lot of

trouble.

Maybe kiss you some more, or I'll want you You're so hot and sexy, baby And if

you know what I mean Feel closer, closer than ever before

You look so good.

You look so good.

You look so good.

Let yourself go.

Let yourself go.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yes, you make me feel alive.

Oh, you make me feel alive.

Yes, you make me feel alive.

Oh, baby, you look so good.

Love tonight, love tonight.

oh yes

As long as he wants to.

You look so good.

Love to make a lot tonight.

You look so good.

Love to make a lot tonight.

Dude.

Dude.

Got lucky, huh?

Anyways. Did you finish that paper for Jefferson and Vegas Hotels?

Dude, I need extra credit in finance.

If I don't have something emailed today, I'm boned. I'll get it for you later,

okay?

Alright, I'm heading out to Starbucks.

I'll catch you later.

You wrote a paper on Vegas Hotels?

For what class?

Business Management.

I gave it up to a business jerk?

You told me you were a history major with a minor in archaeology.

So what, a guy can't be street smart?

What, it's book smart or nothing?

Hey, what do you mean gave it up?

Congratulations, now you can brag to all your frat buddies that you popped my

cherry.

Uh-oh.

Was that legal?

I told you, I'm 18.

So, yeah, of course it was legal, but totally unethical.

You misrepresented yourself.

Well, it was good, wasn't it?

Wasn't it?

Yeah.

For me, too.

But you should have told me.

I was sure you'd think that... What?

That I was a geek.

You are a geek!

And I mean that in the most positive way.

Jesus, darling, you're completely brilliant, and you're so beautiful, it

hurts.

I mean, do you blame me for wanting to impress you?

I knew how you felt about business majors.

I didn't think you'd give me a chance if you knew the truth.

Well, you did show some talent rattling off all those facts. That was pretty

impressive.

Besides...

Who would you rather have for a boyfriend anyway?

Some guy that's going to be a boring old history prof or the CEO of a Fortune 500

company? Boyfriend?

Sleep well?

On this?

Did someone shoot those fucking birds?

See ya.

next to me touch your skin

softly if only

don't let it in

don't want

Don't let

See you soon.

My cousin's coming back early!

Got like 22 and a half minutes. Let's go, people!

Angelica, hey.

Wow.

Place doesn't seem to have been destroyed.

Oh, hi.

I'm Angelica. Darla, nice to meet you.

Well, I hope these guys haven't been boring you too much. Oh, no.

It's been nice to relax after midterms.

Didn't care for camping.

Not my scene.

All right, well, just ignore me and go back to your nature show.

It's nice to see that some things never change.

Too bad we're only that young once.

It makes me feel good.