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This is what you missed last week on Shameless.

You got a light? Anybody got a light? Gonna need a third assistant manager

soon. Can't work nights.

Thought we weren't supposed to touch the squirrel fun until Thanksgiving.

We're not.

You gotta get a job this summer so we can make it through the winter, alright?

Need to put a thousand bucks into the squirrel fun before you go back to

school. It says in order to have... A hospice, you have to have a nursing

degree. If I get my hospice license, you could send some of St.

Peter's flock my way.

Good morning, sweetheart.

Mom, your father came to me when he needed me. Told me you needed me, too.

You lied. We don't. You look good, Monty. Back on your meds? I am not

bipolar.

I can get you back into my sister's lap if you let me stay here for a bit. Throw

him out. What? He needs to be in school.

Monica's back. Enjoy it.

You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear? I wasn't so sure he

was going to stop at the ear. I'm not in love with her, but I shit myself every

time I think about what her dad would do if I dumped her. She doesn't love you

either. She's got this other guy, Marco, somebody.

What are you doing? As soon as Karen's hormones calm down, I'll be back in the

house. No, you won't, weirdo! You deserve better. You're a good man, Jody.

My Mandy's pregnant, and this little shit's gonna pay!

Once before, but it's not like that anymore.

What is this downside that you'd speak of?

What is this feeling you're so sure of?

Round out the friends you've got.

before, but it's not like that anymore.

What is this downside?

Come on.

Is that our Halloween candy?

Who wants candy corn? Me.

Movie night.

We have school in the morning.

Paranormal activity three, right? My buddy Edgar shot this at the AMC.

Why is the camera so shaky?

Maybe you just got palsy. I'm afraid at all.

For really fucking scary. So sit there and learn.

I'm going to get Fiona.

She wouldn't like this. No, this is going to be our little secret.

I trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep.

You're going to be late for school.

Hey, I hope you're hungry.

Most important meal of the day.

Carl, sit.

House could use a spring clean.

It's November.

It's like dawn of the dead in here. What's with you guys?

Debbie, can you get your father up? He's out in the alley by the Choppix garbage

cans. Help him to bed.

Ah, Ian left for work early. Did you hear?

I keep tearing Milkovich's ass.

Not the first time someone's come in here fist-first.

Why don't you go for a run?

When's the last time you did that?

Got too much to do. Like?

Uh, make lunches, get Liam dressed, take him for his checkup.

Made lunches already.

I'm here.

Doesn't all have to fall on you.

I'm doing better, I promise.

Carl.

Carl Gallagher.

Okay, if you're not gonna eat, I want your teeth brushed in two minutes.

Come on, wear this. You Febreze it first? Watched it last night.

Why don't you go for a run? I remember when you used to run six miles before

school every morning.

She didn't fall. Steve, is Lil' Bill okay? I got great news. Can I come over?

No. I'm right outside the house. Of course you are.

My wife is in love with another guy.

Congratulations. Marco, I'm importing him to the States. I'm going to surprise

her. Yeah, what's her dad got to say about it?

Nothing can stand in the way of true love.

He finds out, you're going to be hoffered. And he'll remain blissfully in

the dark down in Rio.

Can I come in?

Because we've got nothing else to work out. Like what? Like you still being

married and harboring my brother. He's a truant, not a terrorist.

Come on, Dad.

Morning, Debs.

Bring me a coffee?

Sorry.

Wife's boyfriend ain't here yet.

So when he gets in, so do I.

Deal. Don't make plans tonight.

I'm picking him up right now.

I never said deal!

All right, Mandy, third try.

Look, I'm really bad at taking hints, so I'll hit double digits if you don't call

me back.

Look, I need you to get your dad to back off.

Coming!

Package. Signed, Ford.

Oh, you don't have to get my mail.

Oh, it's the body pillow. I ordered it for Karen.

You take?

Crème brûlée. Father Pete's bringing a guest over.

Hospice?

Poor guy's been living in the church basement.

You, uh, need a hand bringing the bed down?

Oh, no, no, no. I can do it. I can help.

No, no, no, no, no.

Fuck. Hey.

The skinheads again?

Mandy's dead.

Heard the news.

You and Mickey?

Mandy. Pregnant.

Oh.

Well, congratulations.

And they switched teams.

Or it was just a late night.

Stuck it in the wrong Milkovich. I told Linda he was going to put my feet in

that meat slicer.

Work his way up.

Linda called the cops?

Think she wants to play his firebomb?

Huh.

Mandy say whose it is?

Won't call me back.

Try checking the school.

Yeah, Linda assured me that if I leave the place how it is, then I'm going to

be out of a job. And anyway, she's not going to be there. She usually goes into

hiding until her dad cools off.

Splayed her hole into Crete?

Relatives on South Justine.

Went by, but her aunt wouldn't let me in.

How's the homeless shelter?

On the 14th floor of the Ritz, so not bad.

I'm staying with Steve.

Great view.

Skyline? That too.

Ah, right.

It's Steve's wife.

I'm surprised you can still lift that arm.

It's gonna come out of my peg.

Relax.

You gotta go meet Steve.

Try not to knock up any more chicks while I'm gone, alright?

Steve's flying in the wife's boyfriend?

Can't say he hasn't been working his elfin ass off trying to win you back.

Holy shit.

Bury the lead. Something you want to tell me? My morning ritual.

Get mounted by Kev, pee on his stick. We don't leave for work without it. Weeks

now. Jesus.

These things are expensive.

Tell me about it. Thought anything involving his dick in my honeypot would

be the easy part.

You worried?

Thought Kev had defective balls.

Got it checked out.

Little swimmers could qualify for the Junior Olympics.

When was the last time you spread them?

To a doctor?

Been forever.

Couldn't be me. I've had so many abortions, the next one's free.

Isn't there an neglected child that needs you somewhere?

Thinking about taking the day off.

Who's running the asylum?

Monica.

Seems like she's doing better.

Taking her meds?

She says so.

I know it's not going to last, but maybe I can get a few good months before she

crashes. You should go see Meg.

Down at the club?

Didn't she say she has something for you? A regular job?

Yeah.

That lady doctor's still at the clinic.

Sausage fingers.

Oh.

Lee, you did such a great job.

You're shot.

What did I promise?

Brave boys get...

I don't do shit what you make for breakfast.

What the fuck, Monica?

Where the hell did you get all that?

I found it.

Thinking we could pay a visit to Raul.

Snort or swallow?

Both.

094389. When was Marco supposed to arrive?

Should be here by now.

094384.

That's got to be an easier way to smuggle them in. A billion Chinese can't

be wrong.

Man, how long is this going to take?

Really, is there somewhere you need to be? Yeah, Ian's in some trouble.

Here. Thought you wanted this. Quickest brand you ever made. What's that, for

the phone hacking?

Buyer was thrilled. Said you should moonlight for the NSA.

Use it as a down payment on your own place.

Why do that when I could have a rich father-in-law to leech off of like you?

Seriously? You want to be on your own, you got to start saving.

Ricky? There's no more containers in this aisle. The 10,000 of these get lost

at sea every year.

Well, is it possible the container could have got put in a different lane?

Let me see that.

Yo, Steve, you sure these are fours? They look like nines.

Yo, Marco, bit of a problem.

You want to call me back when you get this?

For his shitty coke? It's like Drano going up your nose. He offered it for

$11.50 if I blew him. What else did you get?

Wheels?

Wait, it took six security guards to kick us out of there?

It took three just to climb over the rail and get you away from that zebra.

I thought it was a unicorn. I swear I saw... What were we on?

Oxy or...

Why anyone would go to the zoo sober?

Hey, you having fun back here?

Where's the special cake?

I skipped it. Skipped? Why?

If I wanted to feel dead, I would take my meds. It was the one thing I asked

for. You selfish bitch!

Stop the car!

You're fucking driving!

Get out!

No. Well, then I'm fucking getting out.

This is just like you.

a number on you. Oh, like a psychotic bitch who raised you? May that psychotic

bitch rest in peace. Fuck you. Oh, yeah? Well, fuck.

Get the fuck back, Terry.

I got a shotgun.

Not Terry.

Fuck you on.

Hi, I'm Lip, Mandy's friend. Mandy ain't here.

Yeah, I need to talk to her. No visitors.

Could you just go inside and tell her it's me? Could you step back before I

spray your organs all over my goddamn yard?

Now fuck off.

Look, you gotta call your dad off, all right? Get him to leave here alone.

Look, Jess.

Tell him the truth.

You know, even if it's mine.

If your dad needs to kill someone, tell him he can come after me.

Thought you had kids to take care of.

The situation changed.

Oh, I wish it had changed before I hired someone else.

Gotta give them the spiel. Hey, no nips, no lips, no handies. This isn't a strip

club. You still open in that new place?

Belle Epoque.

More Gucci, less sex body spray.

Is there anything for me there?

I wish.

I can do more than waitress. I bartended. We're stacked up.

Completely? Just need someone to run the upper bar.

Well, I can do that. Looking for someone who can promote a night.

Well, I'm getting my GED.

No one's gonna pay a thousand bucks for a $20 bottle of vodka unless the service

is impeccable. You ever manage overseeing Hattori budgeting?

I got too much on my plate to babysit. Sorry.

Worth a shot.

this fucking box, now!

I've been trying to reach you. I want to turn my phone on every six hours, save

power. How much air is this thing? Take small breaths.

You can't get where you are. Can you hear anything?

I'm low on food, man. I'm low on water.

I'm trying my best, Marco. Okay, ration your food like the Chilean miners.

No one needs a couple bites of tuna a day to survive.

Hey, beautiful. Don't pass that one up right there.

Do a twirl.

Surprise!

Sheila Rubin. Oh.

Got shot by his pimp. Ooh.

Infection in his spine.

Oh.

Hi. Oh, he can't hear you. Oh. Deaf since birth.

Says that's why he started sucking a crack pipe.

I'm proud to say young Rubin's come to see the Lord does not accept excuses in

exchange for first class transportation upstairs.

Been clean a year now.

Father, just a moment, please. Of course.

He came to us three years ago during one of our winter nights for the homeless.

Yeah. Hung on a lot longer than any of us expected.

Saints be praised. We just can't afford to keep him any longer.

Stay in the cutbacks.

You'll receive $50 a day for food and whatever else he needs.

But let's just say I'm not going to be making any surprise visits.

Father, I've done a terrible thing.

I don't recognize myself anymore.

When I look in the mirror, it's like... Another person is staring back at me,

and I'm just lost.

Your purpose in life was to build a happy family, and you achieved that. And

now your husband's passed, and your daughter's ready to fly the nest, but

you're still needed.

This is your purpose now.

Yeah, this will be great.

Hey

sweetheart,

is everything okay?

Mandy's dad came looking for me at school.

Are you all right?

Managed to duck out before he saw me.

What's with the dolls?

Took Debbie shopping.

We missed her last birthday, and we couldn't decide which doll to get, so we

got them all.

I'll get the other load.

There's more?

Doesn't have the heart to tell her I don't play with dolls anymore.

Practically filled the car.

Car?

Not a car.

Hey, how was your trigonometry midterm?

C-minus.

Great, you passed!

I can kiss West Point goodbye.

West Point?

I was hoping to get in. Not that I'll live long enough now to go.

Well, if you know you want to be in the Army, why are you wasting your time with

school? Join up!

What are we waiting for?

Okay, the ship's called the Bonita. It's based out of Mexico.

Lip, focus.

I am focusing on the nude woman getting a spray tan in your bedroom.

She's trying to lose her tan lines before Marco gets here. That's a noble

endeavor I fully endorse.

And a complete waste of time if we do not track down Marco's ship and find out

where he is. He is calling me in four hours. I need to give him good news.

What, you didn't tell him you lost him?

No.

Shame if you didn't make it, but, you know, naturally, I'd step up, be there

to comfort.

All right, cut the shit lip. I lose Marco, I lose Fiona.

Okay, okay, okay.

Um... All right, so the ship should be stopping to pick up extra cargo. Where

is it?

Uh, it'll be in Cleveland tonight. Cleveland? Cleveland?

Yeah, so take them to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But now, do me a favor.

Get the fuck out of my way.

Thank you.

Ever been outside Chicago?

Army sent me all over the world.

I ate a croissant outside the Eiffel Tower and pizza in Rome.

So the other branches are here too, huh? Yes, ma'am. And we'll train you too. So

when you finish your service, you can secure a good-paying job back home.

So what are they playing? That looks fun.

America's Army 3.

We could use more bright young men like you.

How soon can I ship out? Okay.

So, U.S. citizen, right?

Ever been convicted of a crime?

Uh, no, sir.

What year did you graduate?

Junior.

In high school?

You're gonna have to come and see me when you got your diploma.

What? You're turning him down?

He needs to be a high school graduate.

Why? The rules, ma'am. I'm sorry. Fuck the rules. Sign him up. Ma'am, I'm

sorry, but it's really... We want... to serve his country.

Finish school. Let's stay in touch.

Since when do you have to know trigonometry to get killed for your

country? Are you going to send him out to do multiplication or kill towel

heads? All right, Mom, let's just... It's no wonder you can't win a fucking

war. All right, thanks for your time. It's because of these shitheads like you

that we're all going to be eating egg rolls and speaking slant-eyed Army 2

chicken shit.

I got 20 minutes left on my break. That should give us enough time to go three

times easy.

Just eight.

It's okay. I'll do all the work.

Maybe later. Oh, come on. The best part about making a baby is you get to have

sex while we're doing it. Not likely.

What are you talking about?

Making a baby.

Baby, I told you. The ball doctor said we're good to go. Talking about me.

Went to the clinic today. Said me having kids, not likely.

P.I.D.

Is that bad?

Bad enough.

It's gonna be okay, baby. Never really wanted them anyway.

What? What do you mean?

I like things the way they are. Why change?

It's what we wanted. Not what I wanted. We talked about it. I was just telling

you what you wanted to hear. Oh, so you were lying.

You calling me a liar? Maybe, if you lied about it. Maybe you were too busy

thinking about what you wanted. Oh, so now you're calling me selfish.

You know what? Congratulations.

You just got everything you wanted all along.

All right, GED practice test next week.

And remember, knives count as weapons, so please leave them at home. I'm

looking at you, Miguel and Shantasia.

Hmm, me?

Hi, Fiona Gallagher? Just wondering if there's anything more I should be doing?

Only the second class.

Anything I could be studying at home?

Why'd you drop out of high school?

I didn't have time.

Family thing?

What are you going to do with your GED?

I was tossing around the idea of club restaurant management, but I found out

I'm underqualified.

I'm afraid the GED only takes you so far nowadays.

You didn't mention that in your opening remarks.

They encourage us not to.

I guess I need to aim a little lower?

Massage therapist?

You're here because there's a gap in your education, not your intelligence.

You live near Daly College?

The JC?

They offer a range of business courses. They have scholarships, financial aid.

You can take classes while holding down a full-time job.

You have the time now.

Right, yeah.

Don't have to aim low.

You're only my second patient.

My first one died, so one for one.

Do you Do you want me to to

end your suffering You want me

to Like you just say the word and

I'll Yes, was that a yes

it was just hard to hear maybe if you Plug the hole with your finger.

Okay, a bit of a whistle, maybe try the thumb.

Hungry? Oh, yes, I have something special. Yes, you just wait right there.

Um, hey, look what I have.

Creme brulee.

Would you like some?

Is it just going to spill out that hole?

Monica! I'm in here.

I'm replacing the shelf paper.

It's going to look great in here.

What? Want to apologize?

For what?

For leaving me in fucking Indiana somewhere.

I should have hit you with the car. Walked 10, 15 miles.

You must be tired.

Froze my ass off.

How about a bath?

I'll run you a bath.

And then after, we can do what we do best.

We don't have an eight ball.

Not that.

Sex? A kid.

Oh, Frank, let's do it. Who are we to deny the world another shining

Gallagher star?

We have one kid on coke, Debbie.

It was Carl.

No, Carl was E.

But Liam was E.

Liam was acid, don't you remember?

Christmas Eve, I got it from that bail bond guy. We had our own race.

Till the kids came downstairs asking for fucking gifts.

But we've never made a little rug rat on GHB.

Yeah.

Not in my room.

Need to get shit-faced, don't want to do it alone.

I'll pour, you talk. I'll get the cups.

What do you want? I have to cancel our date.

What date?

I'm sorry, just keep tomorrow night free. Okay, I gotta go.

Can you find the ship?

Thank you.

There's nothing on it.

I guess they unloaded it already. Where are the containers?

How the fuck should I know?

He's... Fuck.

Is that Linda's?

I already shot one, milk bitch. Look, I think I got a way we can get rid of

Mandy's dad.

Don't even have to fire a bullet.

He's on parole, right?

Kidnapping in Grand Theft Auto.

Right, so what do you think the cops would do if they found one of those in

his house?

Then they'll know if we took it.

But Grammy's not a millimeter.

He could get six years. Yeah, or life.

The serial numbers aren't scratched off.

Gun's bound to have racked up a body count. All we have to do is plan it.

Got nothing to lose.

Bought him the trig midterm.

Not bad.

I tried to enlist.

What? Monica took me.

Figured Mandy's dad couldn't kill me in Kabul.

Yeah, there was plenty of fucking Muslims who could. They all turned me

down.

The Army, the Navy, Marines, Air Force.

What about the Coast Guard?

It's my fucking funeral.

Lay low until tomorrow morning, okay?

Don't forget the gun.

On top of managing the upstairs bar, I could have gotten my own night to

promote. Why are we talking about a job you didn't get? I really wanted it.

Don't spend time thinking about things you can't have.

Doctor didn't say it was impossible.

Close to it.

Since when do you take no for an answer?

Since when do you?

How can I just let you walk away?

Just let you leave without a trace.

When I stand here taking every breath with you.

Sheila, you're the only one who really knew me at all.

Wake up, baby.

Come on.

Mommy needs your help.

Where? It's Ian.

Come on.

It's gonna be fun.

Debbie!

Don't forget your father.

Thanks for letting me talk your ear off last night, Fee.

I'll tell her when she gets back.

Where the hell does she go this early?

He's still in there. Did they leave a key anywhere? Door's unlocked.

Wouldn't be crazy enough to break in.

You bring Grimey's gun?

I remember to wipe your prints off.

Where should we plant it?

Maybe beside all the others?

Jesus.

Bringing a joint to a crack house.

What the fuck?

Fucking waste, you Peter Pan ass. Put it down!

The fuck you doing? Let him go.

The little shit broke in.

Wait, he's not the dad. He knows.

The fuck I do?

I told you whose it is.

Let him go, Dad. This is between us.

Your dad?

Not the word and I'll blow your brains all over the fucking linoleum.

What are you doing down here?

I didn't want to sleep in our bed without you.

Your eyes are red.

I couldn't sleep.

You?

I'll go first. No, me.

I called you a liar.

Only because I am.

I said I didn't want kids.

I did.

Yeah.

You know, there are lots of kids who need a home.

Fucked up foster kids like me.

Exactly. We could build up our own army like Wesley Snipes, take over the

neighborhood.

You know, no one said that we haven't stopped trying.

Come here.

I'm going to slit your throat with a mother...

I fucking can't open it. I have no food. My fucking phone is dying, man.

I am trying to find you, Estefania, please.

You were on your way to a Costco in Georgia, but got rewound. I don't

fucking care.

Listen, I just finished an hour conversation with my brother, and he's

dead 12 years.

Get me out of here!

while there's still hot water.

Hey, Carl.

Carl?

Hey, just one second with Mandy, okay?

You need this?

I'll see you later.

So...

Why don't you get home?

Last night.

He drinks and mistakes me for mom.

Only once in a while.

Not like it's a big deal.

Just the fucking look on your face.

A Gallagher looking down on me? I don't think so.

Why do you think it was me?

Blacks out.

Forgets.

Let better keep his mouth shut.

You will?

I just wish the whole thing will go away.

We can make it.

You got $600 lying around? We can raise it.

The money, not the baby.

You'd do that?

My girlfriend.

Anthony Bourdain?

Sanjay Gupta!

Nancy Glaze! There's got to be a missing white girl somewhere.

Oh, Ruben, I'm trying.

No? You don't want TV?

You don't eat?

Do you have a wish before you go?

Anything I can get you?

Yeah?

I'm not sure what you mean.

Oh.

Milk. Eggs.

Oh.

Hey, bro. I can't hear you. Is it getting cold out there?

Could use a shower.

Well, that's not a good idea.

So I spent the last few months learning baby sign language. He says he hates

creme brulee.

Gives him the runs. Oh, I noticed that.

Is there anything he does like?

What do you want to eat?

You know how to make cake?

Strawberry shortcake?

Strawberry shortcake?

Oh.

Nice as fuck that.

Vanilla cake with a shitload of...

Grand Marnier. Hey, you need to watch your language, bro.

There's one more thing before he kicks it.

Hey,

out of line, bro. That's a lady right there.

What'd he say?

He's sorry.

He'll settle for something else.

Put everything but the cristal in the cooler. All right.

I want the job.

Fiona. You asked if I'd managed before.

Yeah, a house full of kids.

Taught me how to smack with one hand while giving a pat on the back with the

other.

Inventory, budgeting.

Go grocery shopping for a family of six with what's in my pocket, then let's

talk.

At some point somebody saw that you were more than a cage dancer and they took a

chance on you.

I can do this.

I got a pre-opening event tonight. Things move fast, gotta keep up. I will.

Alright, let's give it a shot.

That's what managers work. Pick out your size. I gotta go audition DJs.

I'm gonna kick ass, Meg.

All right, I'll see you at nine.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, thanks, man.

Kev says we're all set for the alibi.

Why do we even have to do this stupid fundraiser?

Managing needs our help.

Got more chocolate chip cookies.

Every buck counts, right?

Who wants another batch?

Peanut butter?

Toffee?

Where's the tape?

Can't find anything in this kitchen.

When are we moving the furniture back? Oh, Debbie, I love your poster.

Who'd you get your artistic talent from?

Who wants to sample a cookie?

Me.

They're for the fundraiser. Blood sugar's dipping. Trying to keep up with

your mother. She's wearing me out.

I'm done with the flyer.

Uh, it's fundraiser, not fundraiser.

Moms show up, make them think someone's getting cut.

All right, make copies, man.

I'll take him.

Come on, you and me, Carl. We can take the new car.

Can't get enough Carl and Mommy time.

Do you need some new clothes? We can stop at JCPenney.

I can drive. Do you have a license?

Mom's never going to shampoo the rug.

Is she?

I am trying my best.

I am trying... You!

Where have you been?

I'm a fucking retainer. Okay, Marco's disappeared.

He's on a trip somewhere. No idea where.

That's not fair.

Oh, you know Portuguese?

Yeah, it's like Italian.

She says if you don't find Marco alive, she's gonna call her father.

I'm gonna wipe your eyes through here.

Tommy.

You're a dick.

Here,

hold this.

No,

no, no, no, no. Who are you calling? I got a Teamster friend in the local 710.

Yeah, yo, Thule.

I'm looking for a container one of your drivers is hauling.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, sure, I can hold.

Oh, shit, Carl.

Carl.

Switch places. Come on.

Quick, quick, quick.

Hi. You're supposed to be wearing a seatbelt.

Think these will match?

Mm-hmm. What you looking up?

Nothing.

It's my computer.

You don't know how to do private browsing. I'll check the history later.

Richard Daly College.

Just seeing what's out there.

You got to get lit back in high school first before you got any shot of getting

them into college.

Actually, it's for me.

I pass my GED next month. I can enroll for January.

I could fit in two classes a day before I'd have to be at the club. Study up on

marketing. I could be promoting my own night before the end of the semester.

Good for you, Fee.

Why didn't you just say so? I thought she was looking at Kev's dick pics.

Hey, Callie.

You seen Fiona? I've been looking for her.

Why? What's up? Your mom's down at the station.

Bring bail money.

How are we gonna feed it to him?

Oh.

Think he wants another head?

He worked so hard to get clean.

Sometimes it's not worth holding out.

Life's too short.

Why not just give in?

I'm not here for your stash. I need bail money. I only have a grand.

You have a grand?

Where's the squirrel fund?

The hell's a squirrel fund?

Empty your fucking pockets!

You talk to your father that way?

Your brother was driving. He got a nasty bump, but he'll be fine. I told my

captain your mom was driving under the influence.

You feel powerful locking me up?

Stop making it easy.

I'm not invisible.

Buddy, you doing okay?

Do you hear me?

I'm right here.

I'm right here.

I'm here.

Thank you. That a boy, Jack.

We're raising money for Mandy.

$25 all the well drinks you want. Hey, guys, we got 10 minutes to sign up for

the pool tournament.

$5 entry fee. Bragging rights are at stake.

Hey, thanks for all your help, Kev. Yeah, too many Gallaghers in the world

already. Lip, now you.

Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, you should be passing them out

at your house.

Hey, Debbie.

Cookies. Oh, we have dollar a cookie, buck 50 brownie, 70 for the gun.

Oh.

Hey, how'd you get so many people here?

Told them the proceeds go to a great cause.

It's for a church retreat.

Kids with cleft palates.

The NRA.

The resistance against the Zionist occupation.

You look great.

Where's Pele?

Florida, Sunshine State.

Heading to the airport.

Just wanted to stop by and ask for another rain check.

Rain check?

Tomorrow, I'm all yours, okay?

Who says I want you?

Where the fuck have you been?

Oh, what? You back for good or just visiting? Just bailed Monica out of

jail. What?

Why? Cops and their fucking quotas. What do you think? She let Carl play bumper

cars with a Buick. Is he okay?

Is he okay? What about your mother? She birthed your ungrateful asses.

I'm late for a meeting.

They said Carl's gonna be fine, but it's hard to tell because he's normally

concussed more than he isn't. Well, don't let him fall asleep.

What, you're AWOL this whole time and I've given orders? I was around.

Really? So you know Monica spent all the squirrel fun money?

You know what? I wouldn't even have the cash to bail her out if I didn't return

a bunch of dolls I found in Debbie's room.

The first rule you learn in this house, you hide the goddamn money.

She seemed better.

Look at this place.

The sofa is in the kitchen.

For fuck's sake, she tried to get Ian to enlist.

She what?

What did you think was gonna happen, Fiona?

Thought it might be different this time.

Well, how'd that Kool-Aid taste going down?

Where is she?

You could have gotten Carl killed.

You tried to get Ian into the army?

Promise me.