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I don't want to live like this.

for this.

Oh. Oh.

Hello? Hi, what are you doing?

Nothing special.

I'm just reading.

And you?

I've just spoken to a lawyer.

A lawyer?

Yes. You won't believe your ears.

You know that my mother and I don't live together.

And that I broke off contact a few years ago.

Yes. And that she died a while ago.

Yes, right. You got some papers from the county council about that, right? Yes,

she has of course written a will where she has written her family home to me.

So I have a house in Småland.

And the lawyer has tried to track me for several months.

God, how exciting!

How fun!

Yes, it's really fun.

So what do they say about going to the weekend? We may need a few days off.

Yes, really, absolutely fantastic.

God, how fun!

It's been many years since I've been in the country.

um

Aha.

This is how it is.

And yours is the same.

Lovely.

Let's see how it looks.

Wow.

Oh, so this is where she grew up.

What a boring place.

Wouldn't it be fun to grow up here as the only child?

No, it really isn't.

But there's something strange about this place.

It's so clean.

It's just like someone who's here to clean.

Yeah, but look over there.

Mom as a child.

How good she looked.

Yeah, she was cute.

She's not like the ugly girl I remember.

Oh, who is it?

That's not what grandma looked like.

She didn't have any other family in her life.

Maybe some old friend or something.

Very strange.

Do you know what?

When people come to the old abandoned house, it looks like a big city.

Two girls.

Do you think we have a chance to get any more sun?

Yes, I hope so.

I'll have to go out and check.

Okay.

No,

turn it off.

There won't be any sun today.

What are we supposed to do?

Here you can't understand what a guy is. I'm starting to feel like a cow.

Well, you have to eat and sit a guy first.

Yes, that's right.

so

Thank you very much.

Hi, my name is Gunnar.

I have a good news, it's a bit far away.

I thought I would come in and say hello.

Hi. What are you doing?

You can't do that.

We don't allow any immoral activities in the country.

Why not?

No, that's not possible.

We're not from the country. We're not from the country. Come in here. Stop it.

Come in here now. That's what

you can't do.

But we do.

But stop it.

Stop it!

Stop it!

Quiet! Quiet!

You ready man? We're rolling in here man.

It was a long time ago.

I'm sweating now.

Morally nice.

How does it feel?

It's the wrong horn.

Why?

You can't get it.

Who said that?

The priest and the church.

You should only know what the priest does.

Not our priest, at least.

It's so hard.

It's nice, isn't it?

A tight horn.

Ah.

The moment you...

Oh!

I have an invitation from my sponsor in Prøstegården. We would like to welcome

you.

Okay.

What are you looking at?

I haven't seen anything like this before.

Really? It's cool if you can do it, right?

Let's see.

Look at that!

We just want to take the opportunity to introduce ourselves.

This is, as you know, Pastor.

Samuel Håkansson, my husband.

And my name is Selma.

And here we have farmer Runa Karlsson.

Unfortunately, Enkeman is a few years old.

And his daughter and her friend, who is from Klocka Gurkor. Her name is Claudia.

And then we have Per Anders.

He is Runa Sträng.

Astrid.

She is married to fisherman Berger, who unfortunately could not be here today.

And Egon, the same worker.

And now I would like to know who you are.

Yes.

My name is Ingrid and this is Alexandra.

And we come from Stockholm.

And we work as strippers.

My mother passed away a while ago, so I opened a house here in the village.

Who is that?

I have the same picture in our house.

I don't care.

I just want to say that this is Grecia.

This is a lake, as they say.

It's pretty much for morals and old-fashioned values.

This is where you dress decently.

And this is where you have these juristic gifts like sex before marriage.

It's not like that here.

So in the short time you are here, you can let your husband be in more.

What a fucking pig.

I don't think I've ever been so predisposed all my life.

You might have to be careful with people from the country and other values, but

this... Now we're going home.

What the hell?

What the hell?

Yeah, I read it

Oh no.

Oh.

I have an idea.

Wait here.

You see this here.

This one.

Now it's going to be a little lively in the city, you know.

I'm going to take this to the water reservoir.

Have fun.

If they had had sex in this town, they should have been pretty easily affected.

It's going to be fun to see if it works tomorrow.

Look at this.

Wow.

Cool, isn't it?

Mystical. I wonder what they've been up to.

Have you found anything?

A bunch of strawberries, maybe.

Do you recognize me?

Haha, no. Not really.

Can I have some?

Sure.

We can play this sword.

Varför har surkärringen samma bild?

Det måste finnas något samband.

Oh.

Yeah.

Thank you.

you

Good morning.

Why do you look so happy?

It's a nice day today.

Aren't you going to have breakfast?

No, I'm going to take a shower.

It is.

But what are you doing today?

I can't help it.

I feel like a beast.

Is this what you call self-reflection?

It's nice.

Why haven't I tried this before?

You haven't tried it before?

No.

I actually got a lesion yesterday.

So it should be fine. Do you want some?

Yes. Then come here. Don't put it in your mouth.

But shouldn't you put it in my pee cave?

Yes, but it's good to start in the mouth.

Come and try. Come here.

I'm going to lick it.

I'm going to shoot you.

Is it big?

You can speak English.

oh oh

Thank you.

Let me see you.

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um

Thank you.

Come on.

oh yes

Wow.

Ah. Ah.

You're not allowed to come near the house again.

No? You're not allowed to come near the house again. No? You're not allowed to

come near the house again.

No? You're not allowed to come near the house again. No? You're not allowed to

come near the house again. No?

You're not allowed to come near the house again.

No? You're not allowed to come near the house again.

No? You're not allowed to come near the house again. No? You're not allowed to

come near the house again. No? You're not allowed to come near the house

again. No? You're not allowed to come near the house again. No? You're not

allowed to come near the house again. No? You're not allowed to come near the

house again. No? You're not allowed to come near the house again. No?

You're not allowed to come near the house again. No?

You're not allowed to come near the house again. No?

You're not allowed to come near the house again. No? You're not

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

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Thank you.

uh oh

Mwah!

Thank you. Thank you so much.

I have to go fuck myself. I've been so short all day.

I have to go fuck myself.

What a dead place.

I haven't seen a single person here today.

There's nothing happening here.

What a boring place.

I think it's time to try to sell the house as soon as possible.

It doesn't look like the one we were hunting with yesterday.

It doesn't seem to work.

No.

Look at that. Look at that.

No.

It doesn't seem to work today.

Look at this. It looks like a fisherman.

It must be Astrid's husband.

And his left hand is the priest's hand.

No.

It seems like a lot of work, you know, with these girls.

want some loving

I wanna make love to you I wanna make love to you To you I wanna make love

All night long

Yes, if they just get a little help on the fence, it can be a really nice

little town.

Hmm.

Wow.

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Thank you.

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I'm sorry.

Thank you.

It's okay.

I just got a fun idea.

What is it?

We'll invite everyone to a party tomorrow.

That would be a fun idea.

I thought it looked pretty nice, no one standing all together.

It's probably just the surkärringen and the priest.

We can fuck off a little bit.

We'll put Viagra in the noob.

Yes, of course.

That would be a pretty fun idea.

Okay, let's do it. Let's do it.

Okay.

I thought it was someone who was staring at me.

But is it really you?

But you've always been a bit perverse.

No, but what are you doing?

How can you eat all the people?

Are you the disgusting fugitive that everyone talks about?

Hi! Welcome!

Hey! Wow, slow down!

Hello,

hi!

Yes, very nice that you could come.

Welcome, just come in.

Cheers everyone!

Yeah.

Yeah, it's my drink.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I was born a refugee and a snowman.

I decided to tell you that I'm not much better myself.

You asked before who this was.

It's me.

It was many years ago.

And this is my sister Magdalena.

But that's not your mother.

Isn't it biological, mom?

For you, yes.

But... I

don't understand anything right now. Nothing.

Yes, Ingrid.

This was the year before I was going to marry Samuel.

My parents had fixed the wedding, and I didn't have much to turn in.

But at that time, I was probably easy-going.

I wanted to try to have some fun before I was going to spend the rest of my life

with a man and his deep faith in marriage.

And my sister Magdalena, she fixed a sex party.

We were going to be masked, so no one knew who she was.

I was careless, and with children I was.

It was a big scandal at that time.

And I was also going to get married to a nun priest.

But we managed to keep the pregnancy a secret.

We decided that Magdalena, who had gotten a job in Stockholm, would take

care of both the child and the baby.

She was also unmarried.

It was a very big scandal.

So my sister was forced to leave Grecia for the rest of her life.

She will never come back.

Our parents want to see her no more.

I tried to keep in touch with you, but Magdalena disappeared.

That was when she moved abroad.

After that, I never wanted to have any more children.

Our parents had poor conscience in the old days.

The house I gave her was a testamentary house.

I tried to keep an eye on her. I hoped she would come back.

What if she confessed the house to me?

She thought I would find out the truth some day.

Oh my God.

Then it's me who is your father.

You know, this man in the mask, it was me.

I was forced to try a little sex before we got married.

So I changed my mask with a friend.

And I didn't dare to say anything to her. And I didn't know that I could make

you my child.

No.

And I have always missed a father.

Always.

I've got a mother too!

I think

it's best if I go back to the party.

Can't we let this be our secret?

Yes.

Go ahead.

Samuel and I have something to talk about.

Something we haven't done in a very long time.

It's a party now!

Hi!

How long have you been here?

They asked about the house and stuff.

They're actually really nice.

We've become friends.

Good evening!

Wow.

Hmm.

What is this?

I don't think we're going to sell this house.

No, I think we can have a lot of fun down there.

A lot of fun.

And a lot of fighting, you know.

Maybe we don't need it. No.

We promise to be back soon.

Don't wait too long.

And next time you come, you can live with us in the festival garden.

We can get to know each other a little better.

And that's what I said.

Persistence and morality.

So you can forget.

You're good as you are.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

De är ju riktigt trevliga.

Ja, nästan som familj.