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Oh, excited?

Very. Very excited.

And what have we got then?

We have something for both of us, I believe.

Oh.

Get into it.

What is it right at the bottom?

Oh, okay, it's got a purple box. Oh, it's like sparkly, like... It's like a

starry night.

It is.

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

That's a smart box.

Yep, I don't know what that says on the back.

It's a very nice box.

No, it's a bunch of languages. Ow! A bunch of languages.

other sex toys trying to think of where to put this.

We'll figure it out.

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We'll figure it out.

Come on.

I don't want to rip you.

So, how are we all doing today?

We having a good time?

Got it.

It's a solid box.

Diving pole, another magnet.

We like these magnet ones.

It's a Love Spouse. Yeah, we like Love Spouse.

Yeah, that's why I got it.

now it's on top of me and that's on top of my penis and then that rubs you on

the click yeah yeah so we get to add another item to our

pack cock ring o-ring click massager it's quite

exciting these are these are all very cool swan keel products so you got you

got this rest across the top of your member

There's your, there's your cock ring and then that goes around your balls

apparently. These balls ones are just tight, you know.

I'm honestly wondering if it's just two different sizes for dicks.

They've got a, no it's, no.

No, I'm certain I saw in the photo it's a dick and ball thing. Let me look at

the photo.

Why would you have a fucking, what can you cut the smallest size out of? Well

maybe, because like.

I don't, I think it's a dick and ball thing.

What a compliment.

Yeah.

Well, they just left it outside, so I can't really see anything.

Oh, yeah.

Cock ring, ball ring, across the top of the member, click massager.

Very, very swanky. I like that it's black and purple.

It is very nice.

It's got a couple of wavy lines on the inside of it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

The... Cholester ring vibrator sex toy for men.

Couple vibrator couples cock ring.

Boy, Calesta.

The brand.

It's a Calesta.

And the brand is Calesta.

It's a Molesta.

Calesta Model 2.

It's a Molesta.

Calm down, lovely.

That's pretty easy. Calesta.

There's 10 modes.

and anybody anybody with the app can connect to it if we let them

anywhere oh goodness really yeah anybody

anywhere can connect to it if we give them the code we might have to start

doing some live videos

Powerful. I love the pictures of the vibrations.

Yeah, the hobbits.

We do like them.

And those are like your little precious spots for like the most of the

vibrations.

Baby!

Put your dick away.

to experiment with.

So, like that.

He just has a big dick.

There's a noisy thing coming out of this thing, it's crazy.

You're just big.

You're

just

really big.

You just need to size it up like 20%, it's just tight.

for men with little pee-pees.

Look at that.

Your poor dick.

Your poor balls.

That looks like it hurts.

Oh, that looks awful.

That looks really like it hurts.

That's crazy.

What the fuck?

And then I guess all of that goes in me.

That looks painful.

Honestly.

Why?

Don't we love getting meant to wear weird things, wives?

It just looks uncomfortable.

It's a bit odd.

And then I guess that all goes in me.

There you go.

What do you think?

It's not too bad actually.

It's high.

It could be due to me being at least 10% bigger.

That's good.

That's really good.

Can you imagine if we coupled that with, like, um, our bondage set?

I am rather hot.

It's good, eh?

Yeah.

It is good. It's very good.

It means you have vibrating dick.

I have a vibrating dick, I do.

mm-hmm

Just the tip.

I'm just enjoying watching this girl.

I'm changing the mood

I think a five star review on that one.

Hmm.