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[train chugs]

[flushing]

Hey lovebirds.

Where?

Where are you coming from early morning?

Did you go for exercise?

No, mother.

The blanket and mattress were stinking.

I thought I will keep it for sun-drying.

For sun-drying.

It's still not sunny.

It's still not sunny.

So I brought it back.

Yes.

It's quite dewy on the terrace.

I thought if I keep the mattress there, it will get spoiled.

- Come on. Let's go. It's morning. - Yes.

I don't have time.

Will you eat potato veggie for lunch?

Cook eggplant.

Mother, we had prepared eggplant yesterday.

So I thought potato veggie will be better.

Yes. You are right. We had eggplant yesterday. Okay.

Cook eggplant.

Let's have eggplant-potato veggie.

It tastes delicious.

Is that okay?

I will take a bath quickly. It's getting late. Come on.

Cook eggplant.

All of you can guess who that person is.

No?

The most beautiful. The smartest.

The most talented. Who is she?

Kitty Sinha.

Kitty. Kitty. Kitty.

What's going on, Kitty?

[laughter]

When I saw you, I felt something.

I ceased to see the world.

It's you and only you.

In my eyes, words and breaths.

In my slumber, dreams and nights.

It's you and only you.

When I saw you, I felt something.

That was amazing.

What a choice of a song.

Next performer of the annual function is Afroz Hamza.

I am reciting it.

I am Khadi Kurta.

You are Pashmina shawl.

Superb, Hamza.

I am a small Langar.

You are a wedding feast.

Amazing.

[whistling]

I am a moonless night.

You are glittery Diwali.

I am sour lemonade.

You are royal sweetmeats.

[laughter]

I am a college joker.

Superb.

[laughter]

You are the university star.

Is he in love?

You are my first and last true love.

It's not for me. It's for somebody else.

This poem is for someone special.

Kitty.

[whooping]

Stop it.

He is hell-bent after me.

He disgraced me in front of everybody.

What happened, Kitty?

Why are you crying?

What is your status?

You are a scoundrel.

You better leave.

Or else you will be thrashed very badly.

- Kitty, I... - Come on. Get lost.

Just talk to me once.

Get lost.

Kitty.

Talk to me.

Kitty.

Kitty.

[train's whistle blows]

Everybody stand straight.

Back straight.

Check your uniform.

Mr. Tripathi, tell me something about Sultan sir.

He is a senior officer.

Yes. I can see that.

Is he very strict?

He looks docile.

But he has sent many people to the hospital.

He is here.

Come on. Everybody stand straight.

Hey.

What is he doing?

It's not him.

Sorry, sir.

Sir, I thought...

[dog barks]

- Sir. - Sir.

Glory to the Lord.

Is Sultan sir a doggy?

[dog barks]

Sir, dog. Sorry.

No, sir.

It's not fair to say this to it.

It is a very...very...

Speak in Hindi, uncle. My English is weak.

I will manage.

Hamza is a very good student.

He is brilliant in studies.

You shouldn't rusticate him from college.

He insulted a girl in front of the entire college.

He indulged in thrashings.

It might be a trivial matter for you.

But it's a grave matter for the college.

Now leave.

Sir, this is the age when boys fall in love and get beaten.

He has got injured too. Look.

Look. There is physical damage. Look.

Do you know who the girl is?

No.

Dear Kitty.

Please come in.

[dynamic music]

As all of you know, today superstar Sajjan Kumar

is going to depart for Mumbai from our station.

You must be aware that due to his controversial statements

on Twitter, he has received death threats from a gang.

We have to check each nook and corner of the station

for any suspicious object or person.

SI Sultan sir is here to help us in this task.

Sultan sir will decide who will go along with him.

Okay?

Attention.

Sultan sir, please come.

[dog whines]

Sugam Mishra.

Sultan sir's food, potty and safety.

It's your responsibility.

Yes.

Don't leave Sultan sir unattended even for a minute.

- Did you understand? - [dog barks]

Yes, sir.

Listen to me carefully.

No matter how fast a mule runs,

it cannot participate in a horse race.

I am not a mule.

Yes. You are a donkey.

Scoundrel.

Have you seen Kitty?

She is an exquisite combination of Katrina and Kareena.

Have you seen your face?

Pockmarks on both sides and a big mole in the center.

Don't speak nonsense when you don't know anything.

- What is it that I don't know? - You don't know anything.

- So tell me. - I don't want to tell you.

- You will have to tell me. - She came to me.

She gave me her phone number.

She did chatting and she flirted with me.

Scoundrel.

Look at this. Come here.

Here is her chat.

Will she send heart emoji to a stranger?

Huh?

Will she ask me whether I had dinner?

Will she write baby and sweetie?

She liked me.

So...

how did all this happen?

She was using me.

I have understood that now, uncle.

She knew I am a computer genius.

She trapped me to book tickets for her entire family.

I am an idiot.

I hacked the Indian Railway website

and booked tickets for the entire family in a day.

Now that her work is done, she got rid of me.

She forgets me so convinently.

Son.

Son.

[sobs]

Tatkal.

Ticket.

Hacking.

It means...

I don't want to talk about that. Leave it.

Hamza, for the first time in life you have spoken rationally.

How can I leave it?

Mr. Hacker.

[dog barks]

Sir, slow down.

What is this?

Sir, this way. This way.

Please come.

Sir, here.

Where are you going? Smell it.

Smell it.

Smell it.

Shall I ask you something, Mr. Tripathi?

Is everybody's life valued differently?

What do you mean?

I mean, the entire department is checking each corner of the platform

for Sajjan Kumar's safety.

But we don't do this everyday for common people's safety.

Is a common man's life not valuable?

You blabber a lot.

What?

Keep your revolutionary ideas to yourself.

And do the work that has been assigned to you.

Change the system later.

- Come on. - Why...

Why are you getting angry?

If what you are saying is true and if the software really works,

we will make so much money that will put even Arabia to shame.

The destination isn't far.

How far is the petrol pump?

I can smell petrol. Drag it. Drag it.

Uncle.

Uncle.

Refuel the tank for Rs.50.

You won't get it for less than Rs.100.

You won't get it for less than Rs.100.

Do you have Rs.50?

Uncle.

I have only Rs.50 left.

Uncle.

Here.

Refuel it.

Our partnership begins from today.

50-50.

Get it refueled. I will just come.

Stop. It's still remaining.

Put it.

See the face in the mirror.

Uncle.

Why did you change your getup?

I have to go to the market to meet agents.

I owe money to quite a few people.

If they recognize me, they won't spare me.

If your legs are fine, why did you make me push the bike?

I had got into the skin of the character.

It's difficult for me to get out of it.

Next time play the role of a dead body.

And don't get out of the character.

See uncle's love.

Uncle had made the list of what

he was going to ask from the lamp's genie.

What was left to see was whether the genie would come out.

What else? The task of rubbing the lamp started.

I have to book a railway ticket for Mumbai.

Two people. For tomorrow.

AC 3-tier. Confirmed.

Can you do it?

It's not the same thing like making pudding. Right?

Add clarified butter, sugar and flour.

Stir it for 10 minutes. And it's ready.

But I will try.

There is 90% chance that it will be waiting.

What will you give me if I confirm it 100%?

Uncle.

Please get up.

Don't irritate me.

I am not kidding.

I am also not kidding.

I swear. I am speaking the truth.

Vishwas, bring the rod. I will show them.

Show him.

Uncle... No. We are leaving.

Bring it. I will show him.

Yes. Do you want the ticket?

Uncle.

Sultan sir, today I will introduce you to my hero's hero.

[phone rings]

[cheering]

Your death isn't far from you.

I hate those who betray the country.

I have seen many patriots like you.

Listen. Fire the missile.

Your missile is useless, Shakaal.

Because I have removed its gunpowder

and filled it with our soil.

[laughter]

Hey. You...

[laughter]

[dog barks]

[dog barks]

What? What were you trying to do?

I was...

Sir, I am your fan.

I wanted to give you a garland. And he pushed me.

You insulted my fan.

- Sir, I thought... - What?

I will give you a tight slap.

[cheering]

You will wet your pants.

Scumbag.

[cheering]

[dog barks]

[phone rings]

Yes, mother. Why are you calling me repeatedly?

I am busy.

[sobbing] Son, come home immediately.

What happened?

- [sobbing] Sugam. - What happened?

[sobbing] Son, come home immediately.

Fine. I am coming. I am coming.

Sir, I will be back soon.

You don't even know how to wash clothes.

What happened?

It was your dad's last memento.

And the princess ruined it. Look.

I didn't know there is a red blouse in the bucket.

What do you know then?

You are a failure in each and every thing.

Have you gone crazy?

What am I asking?

I left my work, wondering what has happened.

And here, both of you are fighting over sari and blouse.

If it's so difficult to maintain harmony,

either you go to your maternal house.

Okay?

Or you go to your village.

Stop tormenting me.

Please.

I will stay here.

For the first time Sugam yelled at me because of you.

Driven me crazy.

There is a huge demand for tickets. You won't get it.

How come?

Leave. Don't irritate me.

Keep quiet. You are not the only agent.

Hey.

Hello.

Come.

Yes. Tell me.

Uncle.

- What you said just now... - Yes.

There is a huge demand for Tatkal ticket.

Yes.

I have made some software.

I can hack the Indian Railway's booking website

and book Tatkal ticket.

- Did you make it? - Yes.

He has a very sharp mind. He is a computer genius.

Son, do one thing.

Get lost from here.

Annoying me early morning. Get lost.

Shall I tell you separately?

Leave. Yes.

Listen.

He is looking for you.

- SI sir. - Yes.

Sir...

Hamza. Hamza.

Hamza, listen to me.

Uncle, I don't think we should do this.

Why?

Because it's illegal.

Great.

It was legal when you were doing it to woo the girl.

And now, it's become illegal.

Tell me. Who doesn't do illegal things in this country?

We break the traffic signal.

We give bribe.

We evade tax.

Stop racking your brains needlessly.

Nobody is even agreeing. How will we do it?

- There is someone. - Who?

There is someone.

Bhoora sir.

If he supports us,

those who are refusing will start chasing us.

Why are you wasting your time on these people?

Let's go and talk to Bhoora sir.

You know him, don't you?

Yes. I know him.

But I am afraid that he might recognize me.

I have invited trouble for myself.

Didn't you get Sultan sir's duty?

Where is Sultan sir?

- Sultan sir is here, sir. - Where is he?

Sir, I had to leave for an urgent work.

I tied him on the platform for two minutes.

When I returned, I couldn't find him.

But there is no need to worry, sir.

He must have gone for a stroll, sir.

Scoundrel. Wasn't it your duty?

I told you. Don't leave Sultan sir unattended even for a moment.

Sir, I will look for him.

You don't interfere.

I have given you enough respect.

You won't go home unless you find Sultan sir.

Did you understand?

Get out. Get out.

Get out.

[dynamic music]

Did you eat dinner?

If I don't hear your voice, my day goes bad.

The moon and the stars twinkle.

And my heart thumps.

An announcement for 4102.

The train is going to depart from Raunakpura station.

All passengers are requested to...

What? Unfinished work?

Why don't you die? Vacate the bed.

You scoundrel.

Move from the way.

- See the face in the mirror. - Flirting.

You have turned old. But you still want to romance.

Get lost.

[laughter]

Or else I will whack you.

Whack me?

Will you whack me?

How? How?

Get lost.

Will you ride the scooter?

You will ride it. Why will I ride it?

Hold the computer then.

But...

You should have kept the chair also on my head.

Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle.

Both have united.

Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle.

Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle.

Mr. Hacker is going.

Bhoora sir.

Two people have come to meet you.

Who called me?

I called you.

The idea of earning lakhs. Is it yours?

If executed properly,

we can earn crores too.

What if it's untrue?

You can give us any punishment you want.

We live in your territory.

Tell me.

Which train's confirmed ticket you never manage to get?

Amritsar Express.

Barka.

Bhagalpur.

Sir, I never get any holiday.

Kolkata Mail.

[dynamic music]

Wasseypur.

Faiza.

Faizan.

I'll avenge everyone.

Faizal.

Scoundrel.

Aren't you Faizal?

Who is Faizal?

Shazia's father?

Shut up, scumbag.

You took a loan of 2 lakhs.

And for past six months you have been evading me.

Catch hold of the scumbag.

Catch him.

- No. Please. - Get up.

No. Please.

[dog barking]

Sir.

Where did you go?

I searched everywhere for you.

Thank you, God.

Where is mother?

She has gone to the temple.

Are you angry with me?

I spoke to you rudely in my anger yesterday.

I was disturbed.

I vented out my frustration on you.

Mother vents out her frustration on me.

You vent out your frustration on me.

On whom shall I vent out my frustration?

I am sorry.

Go and freshen up.

I will serve breakfast.

[screams]

I am not Faizal, son.

I am not, son.

[screams]

By taking the train.

Please do it, dear.

Uncle.

What will the board say?

[sobbing]

10.

Kolkata Mail.

From Patna to Mumbai.

- Stop. - Tatkal ticket.

Confirmed.

Put me down. Put me down.

How?

2.5 lakh Tatkal tickets are booked daily all over the world.

If we do 1% booking and charge each customer

Rs.500 extra for Tatkal ticket, we can earn 12,50,000 in a day.

And in a month?

3,75,00,000.

In a year?

45,62,50,000.

It means...

But we won't do that.

Why?

It's not one man's job.

It's too risky.

We will sell it to agents for Rs. 10000 in a month.

The more the agents, the more the profit.

And zero risk.

When he was a kid, I knew he would do something great.

Look. He has done it.

He is going.

Well done.

Mind-blowing.

"Mr. Hacker.

"He is going.

"He is going.

"Mr. Hacker.

"He is going.

"He is going.

"Mr. Hacker.