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[signal beeps]

[phone rings]

[train chugs]

Wishing you a safe and pleasant journey.

This is India.

There is no Tatkal coach here.

But a waiting queue for each and every thing.

For electricity, water, voting, dating, admission, permission.

For God. For Salman.

For oil. For rail.

Everywhere...

waiting.

Luck is not favoring us.

We left long ago, but we have still not reached.

We didn't want dowry.

So we didn't demand anything.

But there is something called custom and tradition too.

Your father should have deposited

some money in your account.

Would I have gambled it away?

It would have come to your aid.

He should have given a double bed.

Wouldn't you have slept on it?

He should have given a motorcycle.

Wouldn't you have roamed on it?

He should have given a sofa set.

Wouldn't you have rested on it?

[honking]

Get going, man.

He got a son-in-law who has a government job for free.

Girls would have been queuing to marry Sugam.

- Mom. - What?

He is Sugam Mishra.

Why are you going outside?

You're a newlywed groom.

He doesn't listen to me.

He has just joined RTF as a constable.

Mister, please reverse your car.

- It's causing a traffic jam. - Mr. Groom.

First tell that car to move. Only then we will move.

- If you reverse the car... - No way.

Our car will start only when that car moves.

He is an overqualified constable.

He wanted to do UPSC.

But his percentage was below 80.

It's all about destiny.

Can't you see? Both cars are in front of each other.

How will the traffic move?

Ladies, please explain to him.

- Reverse the car. - Thank you.

Mister, please move.

He didn't get a chance to become an officer.

So he did what 80% of Indian youths do.

Adjust.

Why did you get down?

What do you mean?

Do you want to stay here for 2 days?

Sugam's father was also in RTF.

He was killed in the line of duty.

That's why Sugam secured a constable's job in RTF.

[indistinct chatter]

Who will lift the mountain of bags?

Sugam is not Lord Hanuman.

If your brother had come along for a few days,

he would have been able to help his brother-in-law.

Seeing your physique I doubt you can carry your own weight too.

How much burden will Sugam carry?

Enter with your right foot.

He has just completed his training.

Tomorrow is his first day at work.

And tonight is his nuptial night.

Bedroom.

Superb.

Shall we bring the other bags?

Let's go.

[Keyboard typing]

Meet Afroz Hamza.

Afroz has neither parents nor friends

nor money nor personality.

All he has is a mind that's faster than lightning speed.

Under Yuva Vikas Yojana he got a computer for free.

Afroz uses it for hacking.

And he is Afroz's grandpa.

[Utensil fall]

He has been lying on his deathbed since five years.

It's Afroz's responsibility to keep him alive.

In return he gets to live in his house.

But at the age when guys are out having fun, he is...

I have soiled my loincloth.

Clean it.

Mr. Hacker is going on a cycle.

- He is going on a cycle. - He is a student of Patna college.

But he looks like a professor.

He passed school with first division.

But he couldn't join college as his parents were sick for six years

and there was no money.

He is going on a cycle.

To bear his personal expenses

Afroz sells stuff that turns a boy into a man.

100 China.

150 Russia.

200 America.

250 Japan.

But isn't China and Japan the same?

Why is there a difference in the rate then?

The day you understand the difference between,

almond and peanuts,

Rs.500 will also seem cheap. Got that?

Is that so?

She is Kitty.

She has given sleepless nights to boys.

He dreams of having a relationship with her.

[Chuckles]

Why are you staring at her in amazement, brother?

She is a friend.

Huh?

Friend?

Yours?

Kitty?

Nonsense.

[Phone keypad clack]

Oh, my God.

[train chugs]

Yes. It was uncomfortable.

It's winter season.

The seat was uncomfortable.

It was an old vehicle.

The heater was not working.

The window was not closing.

I have no complains.

Sugam ordered food from a hotel.

You see, his princess was also tired.

[laughing]

Today's generation easily gets tired.

[Chuckles]

Yes. Fine.

Goodbye.

Are you done talking?

Sleep comfortably.

I have made the bed for you.

- Here? - Yes.

Goodnight.

Don't close the door.

I feel scared. It's the first day.

It's your house. I will have to live the way you tell me.

No one has had a say.

What do I say?

This mattress is dirty too.

And they're sleeping on the floor.

She will go to sleep. Don't worry.

[screaming]

Oh. My back.

[snoring]

[snoring]

[Phone keypad clacking]

'Do you want to see the moon?'

[message beeps]

You must be wondering what kind of a man you have got married to.

Mother taunted you so much in the car.

And I kept quiet.

What's the point in saying anything to her?

She is afraid.

She is afraid that someone will snatch me from her.

Maybe mothers forget that

they had also married somebody's son.

[sobs]

Don't worry about mother.

I am there.

Both of us will handle it together.

I feel like leaping and grabbing the moon.

Keep it here. Caught it.

Tomorrow is the last day to submit your name

if you want to participate in the annual day.

If you have any talent [Pratibha], show it to everybody.

Sir, I haven't seen Pratibha since three days.

[laughter]

Hey.

Keep cracking jokes all your life.

[bell rings]

[indistinct chatter]

[Whistling music]

When I saw you, I felt something.

I ceased to see the world.

In my slumber, dreams and nights.

It's you and only you.

In my eyes, words and breaths.

Here.

Take it.

Open it.

Tell me.

Can you entice even a pig with a face like that?

If you...

If you spread false rumors about me again,

I will turn your face into a football.

You will receive kicks all your life.

Scoundrel.

Get lost.

[laughter]

[poignant music]

[indistinct chatter]

[Phone ringing]

[breathing heavily]

I was worrying needlessly.

I thought I am late.

What time does everybody come?

The briefing is going on since half an hour.

Huh?

What do you mean by briefing is going on?

Your uniform seems new.

Today is my first day.

- First day? - Yes.

Why are you chitchatting with me?

Rush over there.

Or else you will be fired on the first day.

Is that so?

We will start a new campaign today.

The SI will tell you about it.

You have to follow the SI's orders.

- Yes, sir. - Okay.

Sir.

What's the biggest problem that the railway platform is facing?

- Sir... - Mr. Tripathi, you won't speak.

Yes. Tell me.

People enter the platform without buying a ticket.

It's the railway's loss.

It's a minor problem. Tell me a major problem.

Agents selling tickets.

Did I ask about ticket counter?

Tell me the railway platform's problem.

Railway platform...

You don't know.

Mr. Tripathi.

People defecate when trains halt here.

That's the biggest problem.

Yes, sir.

The entire station starts reeking.

The tracks become invisible due to defecation.

Flies buzz over there, sir.

- The same flies land on our food. - We eat the same food, sir.

Okay. Fine.

You have to spread awareness among the passengers.

People should not defecate when trains halt on the platform.

Did you understand?

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

Take the slogan.

Say it as you go.

Do the right thing.

Don't defecate here.

Do the right thing.

Don't defecate here.

Say it once more.

Do the right thing.

Don't defecate here.

About turn.

- Go. - Hey, you.

Who? Me?

Come here.

- Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

What's the time?

9:40, sir.

Isn't today your first day?

Yes, sir.

Scoundrel. Should you be late on the first day?

He returned from Patna yesterday, sir.

He got married two days ago.

Will he spend time with his bride or do his work?

I won't tolerate unpunctuality. Let me warn you.

Leave it, sir.

He won't do it from tomorrow.

Go to station number 5.

Okay.

Bhagalpur Express will arrive in 10 minutes.

It will halt for 20 minutes.

You have to check each compartment and see

if anyone is defecating.

And you have to stop it from happening.

Did you understand?

Sir.

Scoundrel.

Do the right thing.

Don't defecate here.

Do the right thing.

Don't defecate here.

This is what each and every person wants.

No open defecation on the station.

This is what each and every person wants.

No open defecation on the station.

Sugam Mishra.

Do you know me, sir?

No. I knew your father.

He was a nice man. I worked with him for many years.

Okay.

A constable gets a bed and a cupboard.

I arranged a 1BHK quarter for you.

Okay. So you arranged for it. Thank you, sir.

It's okay. Stay there comfortably.

Why were you late on the first day?

Sir, I slept late last night.

So I couldn't wake up in the morning.

When it's a police duty,

you have to keep your ears and eyes open all the time.

Yes.

It's good you kept quiet in front of your senior.

Otherwise he would have given you double duty on first day.

He has already given it, sir.

Talking about defecation early morning.

He could have told you to clean the defecation too.

He is a ruthless man.

But the more ruthless your senior,

the better training you get.

Now go.

It's time for Bhagalpur Express to arrive.

- Yes, sir. - Do your duty.

- All the best. - Thank you, sir.

Mr. Tripathi.

We will have lunch together.

[chuckles]

Brother, be careful.

Your friend is watching you.

[laughter]

Not friend.

Girlfriend.

[laughter]

I am sorry.

I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.

That's okay. Everybody speaks to me like that.

But I won't speak to you like that again.

Tell me something.

I didn't accept the friend request.

How did it happen then?

Don't be scared.

I know you must have hacked my account.

It's allowed in friendship.

The entire college knows you are a computer genius.

Baby.

Baby. Baby.

Baby.

Baby. Baby.

Baby.

Baby. Baby.

Baby.

- I had a small favor. - Tell me.

Even if it's a big favor,

I will try to do it.

Next week is the wedding.

In Kanpur.

Not mine. My cousin's.

Baby.

I tried booking the ticket.

But there is waiting everywhere.

Baby. Baby.

Aren't you a computer genius?

Can you book the ticket online?

What do you think?

Is it possible?

I have never done it before.

But it will be done.

Give me the details.

I will try.

Give me your phone number.

Mr. Hacker.

I will send hi.

He is going on a cycle.

Baby. My darling.

Baby. My darling.

Mr. Hacker is in love with Kitty.

Hello. Is everything fine?

There was a lot of luggage.

Yes, sister. I have reached.

I am fine.

Vinod had also come.

What is going on inside?

I am making sweetmeats. Do you want to eat?

Scoundrel.

I am from RTF.

Defecation isn't allowed on the station.

Damn it.

[train's whistle blows]

Come on. Let's go.

What are you doing?

It's not allowed on the station.

Move aside. Or else he will do it on you.

It's the limit.

What shopping were you doing inside?

I had gone to pee.

If I don't carry the bag with me, somebody might steal it.

What's in the bag?

Personal things, sir.

Show me your ticket.

I have the ticket.

The ticket is for general class.

And you are travelling in reservation class.

What?

Are you bribing me?

- It's okay, sir. - Are you bribing me?

I will give you a punch and you will wet your pants.

Leave it, sir.

Open the bag.

Let me go, sir.

What? Didn't you hear? Open the bag.

Open the bag quickly.

Stop.

Hey, guy wearing a cap. Stop.

What are you hiding in the bag? What are you hiding?

- Nothing, sir. - Open the bag.

Open it. Hey.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

Oh my God. Delux?

Are you selling this?

Get up.

His name might appear 15th in the list.

But Sugam did what nobody else could do.

Well done.

Sugam Mishra.

Yes, sir.

What drama is this?

It's not a drama, sir.

He is a smuggler.

No.

When I asked him what's in the bag, he ran away, sir.

- Keep the bag on the table. - Yes, sir.

There are drugs and cash in the bag, sir.

Did I ask you what's inside?

No. Sir, we should do legal proceedings against him.

- It's a major case, sir. - Hey.

That's the problem with those who get the job through quota.

They come to work without any proper training.

Whose job is it to do legal proceedings? RTF or RRP?

Imbecile.

Go to platform number two and spread awareness about defecation.

That's all you can do.

Go.

- [indistinct chatter] - Yes.

Shall I take the bag, sir?

[indistinct chatter]

- Sit. - Where?

I fed you dinner. I made you wear diaper.

I gave you medicine.

Drink water if you feel thirsty.

Or else listen to the radio.

I am busy till tomorrow morning.

I have to do some urgent work. Don't disturb me. Okay?

Listen.

Yes.

Your work will be done.

It's very easy to hack somebody's account.

But hacking the railway website before Tatkal window

opens at 10 in the morning isn't so easy.

[Keyboard typing]

He stomped on the keyboards.

The keyboards also told him to take it easy.

Pause and take a deep breath.

Don't crash the system.

Don't crash the system.

Mr. Hacker.

He is deeply in love.

He has no control over himself.

Overheating mode is on.

How will he crack the code?

Mr. Hacker.

[Message beeps]

'Did baby eat dinner?'

'I am not feeling hungry.'

Updating the system.

And spoiling his slumber.

When it's the matter of love.

The lover has to win.

[Device beeping]

Love has cast such a spell on him.

The hacker has got no hack.

Tricking and cheating.

Nothing is lacking in his efforts.

Nothing is lacking.

[Keyboard tapping]

[Device beeping]

[train's whistle blows]

The river doesn't change its flow

just because one fish is swimming in the opposite direction.

This is what has been happening here.

And it will continue to happen.

Come.

I caught a smuggler on the first day.

Did I do anything wrong?

[train's whistle blows]

Instead of praising me,

he humiliated me in front of everybody.

[laughing]

Why?

Because I did the right thing.

There were drugs and cash in the bag.

What happened of all that?

The SI took everything.

Moreover, he released the smuggler too.

Nobody said anything.

You also don't want me to say anything.

And to remain quiet.

What happened?

Come here.

[laughing] Come here.

Do you see the balloons?

I can see it.

A job is like a balloon.

And hard work is like air.

If you blow less air in the balloon, it will deflate.

It will be of no use.

If you blow too much air,

it will burst.

That's a loss.

So you should do as much work as necessary.

Channelize the zeal that's in you elsewhere.

You have recently got married.

Why are you toiling needlessly?

If you want to do something big,

blow the balloon so hard that it turns into an airplane.

And everybody should be stunned.

What?

Enough. Enough.

On one hand Sugam was going through the work grind.

And on the other hand Hamza

was brushing with a one of a kind toothpaste.

[alarm rings]

[rooster crows]

[Keyboard tapping]

[clock ticks]

[dynamic music]

He is going.

He is going.

He is going.

He is going.

He is going.

You did it?

Hamza's true love Kitty

And Sugam's railway duty

When they clash in the middle of the market

there will be a scam.

He is going.

He is going.

He is going.

He is going.