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Hurry up, it's a big day

you don't want to make the bride wait for you, do you?

The usual, boss

put it on my mom's tab

all right, no problem

1994

I was 16 that year

Chang yu-sheng's voice was still heard on TV shows

jacky cheung sold more than one million cassettes for the""kissgoodbye""album

the bookies hadn't started watching cpbl

and the classic dragon-elephant games were always sold out

thatyear

a girl with tanned skin won the championship on the local talent show

for five consecutive rounds

that year...

Those years

my name is ko ching-teng

my friends called me ko-teng

I went to jingcheng in changhua city forjunior high school

as for high school, I stuck to the same one, too

this is hsu Bo-chun

he has been my best friend since junior high school

he's always getting a boner

that's why we named him "" boner

fuck!

Fuck what?

You are dead meat. Don't run

this is a-ho

we have been in the same class all the way from elementary to high school

there is a fat guy in every story

a-ho is the fat guy in our story

stop bugging me

why not?

Good morning, sir

good morning

good morning, sir

good morning

good morning, sir

good morning, sir

good morning

good morning, sir

your hair is too long

it's time to get a haircut

Gosh, can you stop that?

What?

Stop doing that

I have told you a million times!

Why not?

You totally wasted my food

I only had one bite of that hot dog

so...

Don't you know how to catch?

Cock tsao

why are you such a jackass in the morning

you know what?

I won a Grant hill 1 to 40 limited edition card yesterday

this is tsao

we have been classmates ever since junior high and he has always been an ass

we called him

Show off?

We can switch then for your 1 to 100 penny hardaway cards

no way!

Piss off, then

The only thing that these boys shared in common with...

Was that they all had a crush on the honor student in the class

shen chia-yi

from my point of view

shen chia-yi was only slightly prettier than the other girls

don't know what the guys were thinking

shen chia-yi

yes?

Did you watch Rose night yesterday?

Are you talking about the taichi gorge photo?

Yeah, the picture was horrifying

I got goose bumps all over

the story sounds terrifying but...

I can't really tell from the picture though

I think it was the shooting angle that does the trick

you think so?

Now, start doing the exercises for lesson five and six

continue after the assembly if you can't finish

focus on your own exercises

no discussion

this is liao ying-hung

his surname, liao, is a verb in Chinese

and it means to scratch

since it's a verb

we should make good use of this verb

thus, we gave him a nickname

"" groin”

“Groin” likes shen chia-yi, too

that's because he likes every girl in the class

It's early morning and everyone looks half asleep

stand straight

wake up!

Stand straight

Stop moving

Stand up

attention

salute

good morning, miss chou

good morning, everyone. Sit down

in year 1974, it was still the qing dynasty

so it means that

it was the thirty second year that China was ruled under emperor qianlong

there was really not that much difference between junior high and senior high

just a matter of how deep you are in hell

endless studies, exams... it's all very boring!

There is the character, the time and then it's the place

where is the place?

The place...

But, we can always find a way to entertain ourselves!

Hsu Bo-chun

stand up and read the next section

stand up and read

you don't even know where we are

hello... are you in the classroom

ko ching-teng

what are you laughing at?

You read it

Stand up and read

it's not very convenient

what do you mean not very convenient ""?

Stand up

Jerking off

jerking off right in the class

I have been a teacher for so many years

I have seen students who cheat

get into fights

black mail

or even those who beat up teachers!

I have seen all kinds of problematic students

but just no perverts like you!

I didn't even ejaculate

and that's an excuse?

Yeah

we were just fooling around...

You, too

your parents spent so much money to send you to school

and you guys don't even Cherish how lucky you are

what's jerk off?

Jerking off in the classroom

hey?

I don't know

shen chia-yi

come out here for a second

Shen chia-yi

from now on, ko ching-teng will sit in front of you

keep an eye on him for me

don't let him be a bad influence on others

give him a push on his school work, as well

okay?

Hsu Bo-chun

in the future

you will sit in front of hsieh ming-ho

the same goes for you

don't goof around again

if you do, I will ask your parents to come to school

get it?

Got it

now, go to your class

thank you, sir

Even though shen chia-yi and I have been in the same class ever since junior high

the distance between an honor student and a bad student

always stayed the same

it's shitty luck to sit in such a shitty seat

who has bad luck now?

You are sitting in front of me now

you better stop your childish pranks

so you don't bring me unnecessary troubles

it must be nice to be an honor student

just because you have good marks

doesn't mean you can boss people around

who cares about what you think?

Don't mind him, don't let him bother you

that's right

he just likes to masturbate in the classroom

fuck

the reason you like to goof around is because you don't concentrate on your studies

yeah

you're so clever, you are such a smart ass

A nerd like shen chia-yi

likes to poke her nose into other people's business whenever she gets a chance

All you do is drawing these retarded figures every day

where's the future in that?

It's none of your business

I'm pretty much minding my own business. I just want to have a good laugh

moron

how come every retard you drew is bald?

Do you discriminate against bald heads or retards?

Mind your own business

Man, you are as slow as a turtle!

Bye

Ko-teng

ko-teng

what?

Stop giving shen chia-yi a hard time

yeah right

that's all

that's all???

Every man wants to be the strongest man

including me

one day

I will be as strong as my master

you are d.E.A.D

The fact that I am so reckless has got something to do with my family

ma, shampoo is out

hey, put some clothes on

you're a grown-up now

I know, it has grown so big, right?

My father also likes to walk around butt naked in the house

the school called today

what's the big deal about coed school?

Concentrate at school

stop goofing around

what did I do?

Eat first, while it's still hot

talk later

why are your grades always in the bottom percentile?

Is it because you are thinking about girls all the time, is that why?

No, I am not interested in girls!

I'm not interested in guys, either

speaking of girls

each one of my good friend

liked shen chia-yi in a different way

groin, what are you doing?

Shen chia-yi

I have just invented a new magic trick

I want you to be the first one to see it

hu chia-wei, do you want to see it, too

is it a prank?

No way. It's amazing

look closely

basically, groin was on the right track

it's to cheer the girls up and make them laugh

nothing in this hand, either

look closely

Groin, you are such a bore

besides groin's retarded magic

tsao had a very different way to make girls happy

shen chia-yi

tsao kuo-sheng

and no one gets it

a-ho liked to read what grown-ups read

so he knew many things that we didn't

shen chia-yi

do you remember the air supply album that I lent you

um... I remember

they are coming next month

do you want to go if I have tickets?

To Taipei?

We can take the train

hu chia-wei

do you want to go with us?

Yes, sure

sounds fun

the adult's way is the most subtle way to chase after shen chia-yi

who is air supply?

Someone said

showing one's clumsy side is also another way to pursuit girls

I think

boner has tried this many times

hsu Bo-chun

can you stop playing?

And it proves that his way doesn't work at all

Me? Yes, there's also a girl I like

but it's unlikely that we can develop anything at that point in time

that's fine

I will grow up

one day, I will turn to be the man that deserves her

That day

nobody knew if the English teacher had lost money in the stock market

or her menstruation period went wild

she had a shitty face

she looked like she was about to kill someone

stand up

sit down. Let's begin

I thought

it would be great fun to see the smart ass student, shen chia-yi

makes a blunder

I meant

"III thoughtllll

stand up if you didn't bring your textbook

Ko ching-teng

we have gone through a third of this semester

and you don't even have your English textbook with you, which we use every day

are you serious about getting an education?

Chair

Don't you know private schools are expensive?

If you don't even have your textbook

then why do you even bother coming to school?

Here to eat your lunchbox?

Lunch is essential! Of course I have to eat it

you think you're very funny, huh?

Have you no shame?

Raise your arms higher

raise them higher

so weak! Didn't you eat?

Go do 10 rounds of squatjumps outside

did I ask you to put your hands down?

Higher!

My friends

that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment

I still have a dream

that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment

I still have a dream

it is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream

I have a dream

that one day this nation will rise up

And live up the true meaning of its dream

What are you thinking?

You've been weird all daylong

nothing

do you need an exorcism?

You are thinking too much

Head office announcement

Jay chou in third year

please come to the head office now

sweet

What?

Thank you for yesterday

no big deal. I have no shame anyway

thank you

why not just buy me a drink?

It's weird to hear you keep on saying "" thank you

can I ask you a question?

Go ahead

why don't you want to study?

It's not like I don't want to

I am afraid if I really tried

I would be so good that I would even scare myself

you better watch out then if I do study

I would beat you immediately

wanna take up the challenge?

Sure, why not

Ko ching-teng

What?

This is a quiz I made up myself

take it and do it at home

bring it back tomorrow

are you for real?

A quiz made out of love

And here is a math exercise book

see the questions I've highlighted in yellow? Do them three times

you will probably score at least 50% in the next quiz

only 50%

I didn't say it's easy to get good grades

I will give you some harder problems

after you finish the basics

what do I owe you?

Why should I listen to you?

Because I don't want to look down on you

yeah right!

You can be so stuck up just because you have good grades

go on then, I don't really care

I don't look down on people with bad grades

I look down on you because

you pick on people with good grades

while you don't even try to work hard

Put on some clothes

otherwise you'll catch a cold

that's impossible

my master is Bruce Lee

swallow your food before you speak

Why is our tissue paper running out so fast?

What?

Your quiz

You made so many mistakes

you did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you?

You can find the answers for these two problems in the exercise book

this one is harder

it's not the kind of problem you can solve with a formula

you need to use these theories

you go home and read the parts I circled

It's such a pain to study

that's why people who are good at studying rule

Why are you helping ko ching-teng to study?

Did you see his grades?

It's none of your business

they are really bad

still, it has nothing to do with you

miss, this is yours and this is yours

thank you!

Thank you!

It's so not you

I hate people who are lazy and have no sense of self-awareness at all

oh

I'm not talking about you

you sure?

It's so boring to study

I don't understand why shen chia-yi can do this every day

do you have any idea?

Let me tell you

being able to solve these tricky math questions

does nothing good in life!

Here

why do you work so hard?

No, I just study when I feel like it

if you want to study, study hard then

what do you mean when you feel like it ""?

Fine, I will think about it

eat porridge

Don't finish it too quickly

By the way

there was a new shipment in the store a few days ago. The whole package was unopened

so the store owner wants to sell the whole thing together

do you think I should buy the whole package of skybox or two boxes of cc?

Skybox is too expensive

so, two boxes of cc?

How many times did you jerk off yesterday?

Why are you so tired?

Jerk off your ass

mind your own business

fuck!

Get up and eat your meatballs

if you don't eat it, I'm going to finish yours, too

shen chia-yi, check out my new magic

You idiot

not bad!

Gross!

It's the best this year

isn't it?

What are you guys doing?

It's a new magic

for real? Show me! Show me!

I will show you

it's gross

Just pretend that you are drinking, but don't swallow it

You suck

you are so gross

make correction

10 minutes

because I am so damn smart

5 minutes is more than enough

Don't study in the toilet

I am going to pee in my pants

ma, stop scaring me

why would I?

Dump it out and come out

hurry up

Why are you up so late?

What the hell are you doing in there?

I am studying English

English is useless for you

I fuck you

go to sleep

I sleep late because I study English very hard

hsieh ming-ho

87%

not bad, not bad

keep it up

Chang chia-chi

44%

work harder

ko ching-teng

75%

you have been studying hard lately?

Not really, I am a genius

then, be a genius from now on

okay, class dismiss

remember the test next week

genius?

Are you serious?

It's not a big deal that you know how to solve these problems

ibetyou

in 10 years time, I wouldn't even know what log is

and it makes no difference to my life

emmmm

you don't believe me?

I do

then, why do you still work so hard?

You don't expect returns from everything you do

you really like to pitch high notes like adults, don't you?

It will be no help to your life whatsoever if you continue to be so childish like this

how would you know

if you've never been childish ever?

You know something is meaningless without trying it

This is shit

next group

I heard you will become a zombie if you are bitten by one

I don't buy that

this must be some rumors

but he had to learn this from somewhere, right?

What are we going to do?

Hey

what?

Have you heard that rumor lately?

You mean the one that every girl wants to date me?

Moron

okay, what is it?

I heard some stowaways from China were drowned

and they had became zombies

after their bodies were washed up on shore

oh! Those zombies

I've heard about them

they jumped, jumped and jumped all the way here

shit

are you for real?

Of course

with whole bunch of people jumping around up in the hills at night

what do you think they are?

Yes, I remember seeing that on the newspaper a few days ago

if theyjumped harder

they should have reached baguashan mountain by now

So, do you want to see them?

No way

I don't think you can see them even if they are real

maybe they got lost in baguashan mountain

and jumped directly into changhua city

don't think it's impossible

zombies don't have a sense of direction

What?

You and shen chia-yi seem to have a lot to talk about lately

do me a favor

no way

don't tell me you want to write a love letter?

You write it

and I copy it

I don't think one drink is enough

if she says yes

I will buy you one year worth

plus a Grant hill 100:1 all-star card

alright, deal

Ko ching-teng

are you going to cram school tonight?

What for?

You are so dumb, how can you not go!

Mind your own business

starting tonight

you stay here and study after school

stay at school?

What's your problem?

I will stay, too

what the hell?

It turned out that shen chia-yi stayed behind to study

when she didn't have to go to cram school

So, you asked me to stay behind at school with you

only because you are afraid of those zombies, right?

I am just worried you're getting stupid

Right

tsao asked me to give you this letter

My dear shen chia-yi

I like you very much

as the song goes, "" nothing's gonna change my love for you

making love out of nothing at all ""

barely expresses my feelings for you

this is your handwriting

ko ching-teng

I must say

you suck at writing love letters

what do you mean?

I am that close to William Shakespeare, okay?

Since you have the time to write love letters for someone else

why don't you use the time to memorize some English vocabulary?

Ok

Even though I am cute, smart and incredibly humorous

don't fall in love with me easily

because I am a lone wolf traveling in the wild wind

oh, thanks

I'm not interested in guys who are dumber than me

shen chia-yi doesn't like guys that are dumber than her

dumb?

Come on, I let you win on purpose

I don't study hard cause I don't want to beat you

and I don't want to hurt your feelings!

Pardon me

save your kindness, mister. You are welcome to try to beat me anytime!

I dare you to bet with me

let's bet on...

Your hair

how?

If you beat me in the next midterm

you can do whatever you want to me

but, if I won

you will have to wear a ponytail for a month

sure, whatever

it's not like you would win anyway!

I was struck by her cocky confidence right away

Hey, you

why on earth you need to study freaking English

in the middle of the night?

I fuck you

I fuck you too

I fuck your mother

what's wrong with you?

Fuck you fuck you

I love you

I love you

Hey, ma'am

a super hot and charming jar head, please

idiot, how can a jar head be handsome?

Of course there is

give it a try if you don't believe me

Here, I don't owe you anymore

Stop that

rumor has it that inoue takehiko has died a couple weeks ago!

I heard that he died in a car accident

really

no wonder I felt something was different in his drawing style

more powerful that is, how can such a genius die just like that

Don't you think...

Think what?

Don't you think shen chia-yi likes me?

If not, why would she wear a ponytail today?

Maybe!

How did shen chia-yi know I like girls who wear ponytails?

You too?

I always like girls who wear ponytails

so do!

I don't know why shen chia-yi wore a ponytail that day even though she won the bet

however, ever since then

studying hard had become an enthusiastic thing for me

The class funds went missing

it was still here when the class leader checked about an hour ago

now school is almost finished

who else could have stolen that money?

It must be someone sitting in this classroom!

Whoever stole that money, you better turn yourself in right now

otherwise, don't blame me for being too harsh afterwards

Fine

it's okay if no one wants to admit it

I guarantee that the thief is sitting right here in this room

the person must thinks that he can get away with this

good

very good

now, take out your pen, everyone

and write down the name of the person that you think it's most likely to be the thief

the top three named

will have to bring your bags forward, and I will check them personally

now!

Take out your paper right now

Tsao kuo-sheng

what are you doing?

Sir

who do you think you are to have us suspect our own classmates?

Now who is the supervisor? Are you or am I?

You are, sir

but you are an ass hole!

What did you say?

I said you are an asshole

ko ching-teng, tsao kuo-sheng

I think you guys are bluffing

bring your bags now and I will check yours first

excuse me, sir

you have no right to do that

I have no right to do what?

You can't ask us to write down names and vote on such a thing

you can't ask us to suspect our own classmates

we can just all pay the fees again

it's no big deal

exacfly

we can just pay again

being an honor student doesn't mean that you can say whatever you want

bring your bag over here

no way

we are not thieves

douche

what did you say?

I said you are a douchebag

bring your bags over now, all of you

no

Sir

I now suspect that you have no balls

take your pants off now

what did you say?

Take your pants off

bring your bags over

fine, here you go!

Stop staring at me

it's very embarrassing. I feel so ashamed

there is nothing to be ashamed of

you kicked ass!

Don't need to be too serious about this

shen chia-yi

relax a bit

just pretend, it's no big deal

those teachers are not watching anyway

it's kind of nice to be a bad student once in a while, isn't it?

I am so ashamed

ever since I knew you from junior high

that was the only time I was amazed by how tough you really are

shen chia-yi, you rock!

You look so pretty even when you cry

yeah

superdupercool

unbelievably cool

Unlike quizzes

you never find a correct answer in life

no one really knew who stole our money, but no one really cared

all I remembered from that day was shen chia-yi's face

beautifully and delicately engraved in my heart

Six years ago, when we first stepped in to jing-Cheng high school

we were all young and immature

although we had great dreams about our future

we weren't really sure what we were going to learn and encounter during these years

thanks to the teachers who led us and furnished us with abundant knowledge

thanks to all the peers who accompanied us throughout the years

with bitter and sweet memories

ching-chen high school represents our young and crazy days

it gave us the most wonderful times of our life

from now on

it's time for us to spread our wings and chase our dreams

so long, my friends

so long, my friends

How I envy you

you have so many guys chasing after you throughout the years!

Yes, it's quite nice to be liked by someone

but...

Don't tell me that you feel annoyed because you are too popular

no

I just think that I am a very lucky girl

so, have you decided?

Decided what?

Decided whom you want to be with

come on, you can't even tell me?

Ok, if...

I will be really happy

Happy graduation

Finally, the colleague entrance exam came

to me, the exam was more like a test for shen chia-yi's special training programs

rather than an exam for college

We spent most of our time at the beach during the summer before college

They are so childish

I know, so childish

you don't really like childish guys, do you?

No

Who do you think is the most childish one among them all

ko-teng, maybe?

How about me?

You are so childish

Now that we have graduated

have you thought about what you want to do in the future?

I want to work in the hsinchu science and industrial park

so I can get stocks for bonuses and tons of money

and then I can marry shen chia-yi...

Or hu chia-wei

who wants to marry you?

I want to study abroad

it'll be such a waste of money, okay?

Oh, fuck off

study abroad?

I want to study abroad, too

maybe I will apply for government scholarships and get an mba degree

I want to keep on playing basketball

and maybe one day make my way to NBA

what about you, chia-wei?

Me?

I think I will find myself a rich man to marry

go away

what about you, shen chia-yi?

I don't expect much about my future, really

Ko-teng, it's your turn

I want to be a kickass person

what are you talking about?

What is a kickass person?

I want the world to be a little bit better because of me

And you are the only person that is going to make my world better

Hello. Yes?

I am a nerd

I am a bookworm

ever since junior high and high school

all I did was studying

I still screwed it up

No matter which university you go to

there is something that I want to say to you

please

don't tell me you like me now

I do like you

and you knew that already

what do you want to tell me, then?

The results were out

a-ho got into economics major in national tsing hua university

which means he made one step forward to his overseas dream

groin got into information engineering at feng chia university

to become one of those science park smart engineers

Tsao got into chemical engineering at Cheng kung university

so I guess it's most unlikely that he would make it into NBA

although shen chia-yi didn't do as well as she expected

she still got into university of education

I could totally imagine shen chia-yi being a teacher, it really suits her

Here, for you

what is this?

I drew it myself

not my best work

but I think it's okay

Thanks

Shen chia-yi, promise me something

don't let boys get you too soon after you go to college

ok?

What are you talking about?

You are the apple of my eye

Oh, yes, as for the masturbating boner

he decided to stay and take the college entrance exam again

take the entrance exam next year with me please!

I have also come to the next stage in my life

a school without shen chia-yi

I never thought that shen chia-yi would not be the first girl that I hold hands with

instead of her, it was a girl named...

Named...

Hello, my name was hsu ke-shin

hi, my name is ko ching-teng

There were many weird stories in the dormitory

most of them were ghost stories

but

there's one story about a four-legged beast

it was definitely real...

My roommates came from all walks of life

hsiao-lun was a muscle maniac, who did nothing but lifted weights all daylong

The ultimate weirdo is yi-chi

he was never in the classroom because he's always reading manga

chien-han, who started to prepare for graduate school from the day he arrived

was studying twenty four seven

luckily, we had some common interests to talk about

see, iijima ai is way too old

her tits have turned dark

emmm... madoza ozawa looks hotter and yummier

Anna ohura is not too bad, either

I have some nice stuff called the human sex program

let's watch it together later

don't you think it's too weird to watch cartoon characters having sex?

There're ones with dogs and eels, too

that was the time before mobile phones were common

at night, all the guys acted like they casted a spell

everyone one of us was lining up in front the telephone booth

I miss you so much my sweetie little pumpkin pie

I miss you 10 times every hour on a regular basis

it's true

so do you miss me this much, too?

How many times per hour?

10 times at least?

Hey

you are not asleep yet, are you?

No, not yet

go to sleep

I talked to shen chia-yi every night

sometimes, she fell asleep in the middle of our conversations

sometimes I spent all my money on phone calls and left no money for food

welcome party? Next week

next week

listen

can you please not dance with anyone?

Why not?

Because“.

Ok, I know we are not seeing each other yet

but those guys who you don't even know

can you not let them hold your hands?

I haven't even held them myself

what about you?

You didn't dance with anyone?

I don't believe you didn't hold any girl's hands

oh, well... yeah, but only a little bit

that's because...

I imagined that she was you

oh please, I don't believe you

really

then I can also imagine the guy I dance with was you

no man, I'm for real

all right, I am serious

don't let anyone hold your hands

bye

finally, it was the first Christmas after we entered college

Hey

is this considered a date?

Why ask me?

Why is it so cold in Taipei?

Hurry up, my turn for a picture!

Hurry up! It's leaving

Oops, I didn't get it

you

come back

Ko ching-teng

do you really like me a lot?

Yes, I do

very much

I always feel that you give me too much credit

I'm not as good as you think

I feel weird about the fact that you like me

what's so weird about it?

There is another side of me that you don't know about

I am very sloppy at home

emm...

I get very grumpy when I wake up early

and I get pissed off with my little sister at times just for minor stuff

I am... you know

very ordinary

Maybe, the person that you like

is in your imagination

I am not that imaginative

look

think carefully

do you like me that much?

Hell yeah

you are so childish

you didn't even think through it

think about it carefully before you tell me

what did shen chia-yi mean?

Was she trying to turn me down in a nice way?

I was afraid

for a long time, I always thought that I am a confident guy

at that moment, I realized that

I was really a coward in front of the girl I liked

What do you wish for?

Write your own, no peeking

come on, I just want to have a look

Shen chia-yi

I like you very much

I like you a lot

one day you will be mine

one day, I will make you mine

Do you want to know the answer?

I can tell you right now

no

I didn't ask you

so you can't turn me down

you really don't want to know?

Please don't tell me now

just let me keep on liking you

Every guy wants to show his strongest side

especially in front of the girl he likes

so what should I show to shen chia-yi?

It took me a long time before the answer suddenly hit me one day

Why can't you just go pee in the toilet?

Man, it's far

hey, are you going out?

Empty this for me on your way out, will you?

You fucking serious?

Come on, just do me a favor...

Don't you guys think

it's time to battle?

Come on

let's fight

I am organizing a competition

anyone wants to join me?

Anyone wants to join the competition?

Anyone wants to fight?

Fighting competition, anyone?

Do you want to fight in a competition?

Do you want to fight in a combat tournament?

Anyone wants to fight?

Anyone wants to join?

Can I stay until you guys finish?

What's the big deal with the regular sports?

Combat is definitely cooler

seriously, you have to be here

I just put out posters

it's going to be a full house

why do you want to organize such a dangerous competition?

Don't you guys need to study and look after your marks?

Exactly! People study way too hard

that's why they need to exercise

I want to give them some trainings

it's just a fight

fine, if you really want to put it that way

I really don't get you sometimes

You can nail this easily

I thought everyone in college was a pussy

I was wrong

there was a tough guy named chien-wei

he was the second chair of the taekwondo club, a black belt

he looked cocky

and he looked tough

just the kind of guy that I was looking for

we follow the rules of the highest martial arts order in the world

no killing

you cannot go outside of the boundaries

no kicking on penises

you lose if you are knocked down and unable to get up after the referee counts to 10

ready!

Put it on

what the hell?

Wear it so I know I won't kill you

go fuck yourself

Go

I am going to kill you

Punch him with gazelle punch

Stand up

ko-teng

hurry up

fight back

fight back

ko-teng, fight back

beat him up

Stand up and beat him, stand up

One... two... three... Four... five... six... seven

ko-teng stand up

stand up now

time is running out

ko-teng

fight back

Who is that? She's so hot

hey! I didn't see you when the game was over

I thought I was knocked out...

Did you see that guy?

He kicked my ass so bad

I couldn't get away from him

was it fun?

Not bad!

I was so excited when I saw you!

Answer my question, was it fun?

Now what?

Why did you insist on organizing such a weird competition?

What's the meaning of it?

Don't you think it's super cool?

That kind of... win or lose between two men

it's just violence

ko ching-teng

you organized a game to get yourself hurt

why are you so childish?

Childish?

Right, childish

very childish

let me ask you something

what exactly did you learn from this game?

"" Learnllll?

Why do I have to learn something from everything that I do?

At least you learned that having a competition like this will get yourself hurt

and it is totally unnecessary

you are so childish

see those bruises on your face? You deserve it

I am childish?

Do you know this competition is a fantastic experience for me?

Can't you just be happy for me?

So you are going to do it again?

Of course I will do it again

why not?

Grow up will you?

Why do you always look down on things that matter to me?

Things that matter to you are things that hurt you?

Fine

I am childish

and that's why I would go after such a good school girl like you

I am this naive so I could chase you for so long

Stop trying then

Idiot

right! I am an idiot

moron

only a moron can keep on trying to chase after you for such a long time

you don't understand anything

no, I don't understand anything

The cruelest part in “growing up”

is that girls are always more mature than guys of the same age

no guys can handle girls at their age

what? A big fight?

Does that mean you are not going to be a couple after this?

What's your problem?

For real? Not plans of making up?

Oh yes, so I have a chance now?

Tsao took off right away on his motorcycle

and rode from tainan to Taipei

he was ready to confess his love to shen chia-yi

a-ho, on the other hand, bought a ticket for the next train

It turned out that

the train is faster

I know we have always been good friends

but somehow I always knew that ko-teng is the one

being childish is something that

I can never learn

even though you said you hate childish guys

every time when you called ko-teng childish

I can tell how much you like that childishness in him

why are you telling me this now?

If I don't do anything now

you guys will get back together eventually

right?

I am sorry

since you guys are not in good terms now, I would like to take my chances

When tsao saw a-ho and shen chia-yi walked across the street, he took off again

this time, he rode his way around the whole island

when tsao made it to tainan

he took the wrong exit so he went straight to chiayi

then he thought why not just take another round around Taiwan

this time, he stopped to picked me up

what?

Fuck

what do you want?

Hit me back

what's your freaking problem?

Idiot?

I was heart broken

I had lost shen chia-yi

there was nothing left in me

I met quite a lot of girls after I lost shen chia-yi

it's just that they all happened to be Japanese

for that, I felt there was something missing in my heart

sakuragi hanamichi was right

you can only use one hand, your left hand

because you need your right hand on the mouse

what's the point of us masturbating all day long?

Who cares?

As long as I get to ejaculate, who cares!

I am coming, I am coming, I am coming!

Even though getting a diploma might not be crucial

but a bachelor degree seems to be not enough

I admit that I might be childish, just like how shen chia-yi described me

a-ho has been a really good friend of mine

but I just couldn't bring myself to congratulate him

it'd be nice to plan things ahead

we should start thinking about graduate schools

if you really want to be a teacher

then getting a master of education would be nice

at least people will pay you more in the future

A-ho was with shen chia-yi for only five months

but that was more than enough to make me jealous like hell

Fuck, what's happening?

Shit

fuck, what's going on!

Ghost! Ghost! Let's get the hell out of here!

Shit... ghost? Where? Where?

This is crazy, man!

My mom just called and said that the hotel next to my house just collapsed

you are from Taipei, aren't you?

So the epicenter is in Taipei?

It's too crowded here, the system is probably overloaded

try to give it a shot at somewhere less crowded

are you sure?

I don't know

Hello

ko-teng?

I am safe, don't worry

everyone is out on the street, though

thank god

I heard that the epicenter is in Taipei

and the whole building collapsed

anyway

good to hear that you are safe

thank you

Alright then

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wait a minute

I am touched, really

yeah right

you are the girl that I chased for years!

Who else is going to share this memory with me

if you are gone

hey, come on

you didn't even try to contact me in the past two years

you didn't call either

how dare you mention it

so, what have you been doing lately?

Nothing much, really

same old thing, studying

what about you?

Still skipping classes?

Of course

I never liked studying anyway

I only studied because of you

wow! So sweet

we had a long chat that night, talking about the old days

the old days when I tried everything to get closer to her

so, do you have a boyfriend now?

It's none of your business

um...

I... was with a-ho for a while

I know

I heard

why did you guys split up?

I didn't want to ask him cause that just made me want to kick his ass

was he mean to you?

Not really

I just felt that he didn't like me that much

no, a-ho was crazy about you, head over heels!

Having being loved by you makes it harder for me to feel other's love

you are kidding me right?

Don't ruin it now

hey, shen chia-yi

can I ask you a question?

Why didn't you want to be with me at that time?

You know...

People always say that the most wonderful time of a relationship

happens before it really happens

when two people are together

the magic vanishes easily

so I thought it'd be better if I let you chase me longer

otherwise, if we got together right away, it'd be less fun

man, that's slack!

Shen chia-yi

do you believe in parallel universe?

Maybe in that universe, we are together

how I envy them

Thank you for liking me

Yes

thank you for letting me like you in those years

you are always the apple of my eye

Then it came to senior year

everyone around me was preparing for grad schools

I had no idea what I wanted to do at that time

everyone was studying so hard and it made me nervous

so I decided to join them in the library

and out of the blue, I started to write stories on my blog

Tsao didn't make his way to NBA

he ended up selling second hand cars

and it turned out he's pretty good at it

on average, he sells one car every other day

unbelievable

the engine never lies

here

put your foot on the gas gently

Hear that sound?

It's this powerful before we upgrade it, can you imagine if we do?

I bet it is going to run over 2000 rpm when it hits the road

the horsepower is beyond your imagination

what do you think? You like it?

I like it

well then, how about we take this beast out for a ride?

Okay

go

Groin passed the government worker's exam

he is now working as a librarian

which he gets to play perform magic to young innocent girls every day

see this book? Blow on it

Now, pay attention

are you nuts?

Stop there

a-ho became an insurance sales man

he loves driving his car

every day he spends about 12 hours in it, even though it's tough

I do believe he will succeed one day

after all he is the only person who has officially dated shen chia-yi

Hello, is this Mr. Lee?

Yes, speaking

hi, remember the insurance plan that I talked to you about last time?

I have already gathered all the information for you

just wondering when is a good time to pay you a visit in your office

boner flew to america for graduate school immediately after his military service

boner's English sucked

I don't know how the hell he had the guts to go to the states

perhaps he wanted to masturbate in a different country

if you can't stand it, just come back, understand?

Ma, stop talking nonsense

I am serious

if it's too hard, then just come back

I will not blame you, I promise

fine, I got it

Okay, it's dad's turn to say good-bye now

Two years gone by while boner was overseas

oh, yes, and there is hu chia-wei

That girl who always drew retarded stuff in her books

she now has another name

wan wan

so it proves that those who realize their dreams

are often not the most clever ones in school

but they are definitely those who persist till the end

I am very glad that I was wrong

when boner came home with a foreign degree

I received a phone call

hello

hello, old friend, are you busy?

Of course I am busy

I don't care, there is something that I want you to be the first to know

what is it?

You got time for me to go after you again?

Not this time, I am afraid

why?

Hurry up!

It's a big day today

you want to make the bride wait for you?

Cheers

regret it now?

I was so available back then, but you guys all went for shen chia-yi

so does that mean I still have a chance?

You suck!

I got to tell you something

I wasn't really serious about chasing after shen chia-yi before

why?

I just didn't want to miss out

everyone went after her, so I did, too

in comparison to me

I must say, you guys are shameless

she is the bride today, but none of you is the groom

how dare you guys show your faces at this wedding

shameless!

Hsu Bo-chun

kiss my ass

just drink!

Oh, please, I have dated her, haven't I?

That was a scam

exactly, cheater!

Hey, let's make a bet

hey, let's make a bet

let's do paper, scissors stone

theloser

will have to trip the groom when they walk in later

what the hell was that? It's embarrassing!

You guys are mean. Can't you just show some love to the couple?

You won't understand

if you really like a girl

it is impossible to see her marry to another guy and still bless them

that's right

true love means someone should sneak up and stabs the groom in the back

correct

trip him!

But I am wrong

in fact, when you really like a girl, you'd be happy for her

when you see her finding her Mr. Right

you will want them to be together

and to live happily ever after

Come closer

one more, ready

1,2, 3, go

ok

Congratulations, happy marriage

come, quickly

I want to stand next to shen chia-yi

we should take more photos

how do I look? Get a pretty one for me

all right. Here it comes

ready

ok, one, two, three, go

one more, one, two, three... done

ok

Thank you

hey, man, we have a suggestion

about what?

See, the thing is that we have loaded you with cash

don't you think we have the right to kiss the bride?

Well, I am fine if she says fine

well, fine

wait a minute, wait a minute

you can kiss the bride

but you have to kiss me first

kiss me the way you want to kiss her, so that's fair

bullshit!

What kind of rule is that?

Yeah, no way

don't be stingy

that is not right

well then... sorry

ha, ha... look at yourself, guys

What?

Thank you for yesterday

are you for real?

A quiz made out of love...

You made so many mistakes

you did the problems without reading the exercise book, didn't you?

Shen chia-yi

you were so cool when you shouted at him

you look so pretty when you cry, too

Even though we are not seeing each other yet

but those guys who you don't even know

can you not let them hold your hands?

I haven't even held them myself

You held this game and got yourself hurt

how can you be so childish?

Childish?

Yes, childish

very childish and totally immature

Idiot

yes, I am an idiot

moron

only a moron can keep on trying to chase you for such a long time

you don't understand anything

you're right, I don't!

Sorry

I was the immature one

Being able to solve these tricky math questions does not help anything in life!

You want to bet?

I won't even know what “log” means ten years later

and it doesn't make my life any harder

emmmm

you don't believe me

I do believe you

then, why do you still work so hard?

You don't expect returns from everything you do

Do you want to know the answer?

If ko ching-teng comes and confesses to me I will be very happy

Shen chia-yi

I like you very much

How I envy them

thank you for liking me

Well then, I am just going to keep on acting childish

sure, why not!

Hey, Yankees

yeah!

A- chian

Hey, ko-teng

have you thought about writing our story?

Of course I did!

I just haven't come up a good name to start with

hey, can you leave out the part which I was masturbating?

Sorry man... that has to be in the story

if you really are going to write it

don't forget to let your readers know how handsome I am

by the way, can you put in some dating advertisements for me, too!

Come on, I thought you are going after wan wan?

Haha, doesn't really matter

This is the last image we shot before wrapping up shooting

the director conspired with the make-up artist to prank the cast

and painted Michelle chen's face into...