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Oh, what's up?

Hi, are you just now getting up?

You know, I gotta do what I gotta do. Maybe I work late, maybe I don't. And

you're just now eating breakfast?

Well, I'm having an avocado.

You want some?

No, it's noon. I've already ate breakfast and lunch.

Yeah, well, good to see you. My favorite mother-in-law in the world.

Yeah, well, I came over here to clean for my daughter because she apparently

doesn't know how to clean.

Uh, yeah, she never has.

I mean, what can I say? She definitely didn't learn that from me.

Well, you do like to clean, don't you? I do, I do.

So I'm going to go ahead and get going. I'm going to start mopping and then I'll

wipe down the counters.

Sounds like you're not getting much action in your life considering you

like cleaning so much.

you're trying to control things by cleaning or something isn't that what a

mother's supposed to do control i don't know about that all

right you're getting right to it huh i am i told you i came over here have you

talked to her at all no one thing's for certain i'm definitely not doing any

cleaning that's very clear yeah

You're missing out on this avocado.

This is some fresh-grown, Florida avocado.

I think I'm okay.

Cool, cool, cool.

Sorry to bother.

You're fine.

Are you able to get up a little bit so I can mop?

Man, I'm not moving. You're tripping. I just got up.

Go ahead and move out of the way a little bit so I can... Goodness, okay,

okay.

I'm trying to have a relaxing morning. A relaxing morning with your boots on?

Well, you know I wear these boots all the time.

But if you just got up, why do you have them on?

I don't know. I thought maybe you might like them.

Who knows?

I know, I know.

You always got to give me crap about it.

Yep, yep, yep.

So am I allowed to sit back down or do I need to... Do I need to do push-ups for

you or do I need to like bend backwards or? No, you can sit down.

Just be careful. The floor is a little wet over there.

Yeah, I can think of a few things that get a little wet around here.

I don't know about that.

I'm gonna keep going.

What are you doing?

I'm getting under the table. My mop doesn't get it correctly.

Jeez Louise, you're really getting down with this cleaning, huh?

I told you, my mop doesn't get it very well.

I see you checking those boots up.

The dirty boots?

Are they dirty? They are dirty and I'm mopping.

What's that supposed to mean?

Um, you're gonna put mud on the nice clean floor that I'm cleaning for you

guys. So what do you want me to do about it?

You know what? Just pick them up.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Damn.

Everything's been going good with you, though?

Yeah, everything's been going good.

Oh, okay.

That's good.

Make sure I can see my reflection in those, all right?

It's more so I can see the reflection of the floor when I leave.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to see your reflection on those shoes.

Yes. Oh, hold on a minute.

It's your wife.

Hey, honey.

How are you doing?

Yeah.

How's your business trip going?

Oh, I'm so glad.

Yeah, well, I got here and he just was getting up.

Yeah, and he's sitting here eating breakfast apparently at noon.

Yes, yes, I will be nice.

She doesn't want you to be nice. She hates me.

Uh-huh.

So tell me, how's the hotel going?

Yeah, is it nice?

Are you done eating?

Yes, I am. Can you go ahead and put it back?

You can take it if you want, can't you? No, I told you I'm going to do the

counters.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

You're going to do the dishes, too?

Uh-huh. What else?

How's the... Yeah?

What do your bosses think?

Hang on, can you hold on for a minute?

Sounds like the business trip is going well.

Nice, I bet she's happy.

Okay, tell me more. What all did your bosses say?

Oh, that's really good, sweetheart.

That would be awesome.

When will you know?

Good thing that area is clean.

I'm so happy.

Oh, that makes me proud.

Okay.

When else are you going to hear about it?

Okay. Well, keep me posted.

I'm excited to hear everything.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

So tell me about the food. How good is the food going?

Yes, I definitely missed the food there.

Uh-huh.

Oh, did you try the restaurant that I told you?

That's always been one of my favorite ones.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well... Like I said, I'm over here cleaning.

And, um... You gonna clean that?

Stop.

Yes, your husband is being annoying right now.

No, I'm not.

No. He's fine.

I will definitely put him in his place if he needs to.

Yeah. Well, I'm almost done with the kitchen.

Yeah, just a few things that I have to pick up.

Yep, everything else is going well.

Yeah, it works going good for me I'm gonna have a meeting here soon.

Oh, it's just over the phone. I'll be able to keep cleaning Yes,

I will try to have the place completely cleaned by the time you get here

Really?

You know what?

I think this is pretty well. I'm gonna go clean the bathroom.

What? Okay, okay. Tell her I love her and I miss her. And I'm being a good

boy. Yes.

She heard you.

Alright, cool.

Oh, shit. I was gonna...

take a shower, but I can come back. Hold on, Jamie.

Yeah, give me a minute. No, just come in. I'm almost done. Are you sure?

Yes, I can wash the mirrors.

What's up with the clothes?

It is hot as balls in here.

Like, it's hot.

Plus, I'm doing the shower and I don't want to get my pants dirty.

Okay, so I'm going to take a shower now. Okay.

You sure you're cool with this? Yes.

I'm on a work call anyway.

Okay.

Okay, Janie.

Repeat that last phase.

Yes.

Okay.

So, is he going to make the deal? Is he not?

What's the plan?

No.

No, like, that's not what we arranged.

No, that is not what I told him.

No.

No, you're the one in the office. You're supposed to be my eyes and ears while I

am not there.

Yes, I'm at my daughter's house. I told her I would do some chores while she's

out.

No, I cannot come in today.

No, that's not what I said.

Janey, come on.

You know what I wrote up already.

Okay, tell me about him.

So that one's actually gonna go through.

Okay.

And what else?

Yeah, she's in the office today, so if you have any questions that I'm not able

to answer, you can always ask her.

Yeah.

Yeah, it should, yes, I will be available by phone.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, we can stay on the line while you submit it.

Yeah.

Hold on, I think my son-in-law is getting out of the shower.

Are you done?

Uh, kind of.

Here, here's that.

Oh, you're gonna clean here?

Yeah, I've been waiting for you to get done.

Yes, Janie, hold on. I told you I was over at my daughter's cleaning.

Yes, that's her husband.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

give me give me a few let me think on that

No, no, just fill in the blanks

Mm-hmm

Yes,

that's correct

No, I'm fine.

Yes, just like that.

See,

I knew you could do it.

What else?

Yes, I'm still cleaning.

No!

Sorry, I just gagged on my dub.

Hold on a second.

Yes, correct.

Thank you.

I think so.

Uh-huh.

That'll work.

No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Don't worry about me.

Yes, yes.

That's a good deal.

Uh-huh.

Yes, you are.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

No, no, no.

Yes. Okay, we'll get the deal done.

Hold on, Jamie. Can you leave now so I can finish cleaning?

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go dry off somewhere.

Okay.

Yes, I'm back.

Yeah, babe.

Everything's going great. Is that?

Yeah, it's her. Here.

What's the weather been like?

Really?

It was supposed to be nice.

Now it's been rainy?

Ugh, that makes for hard days.

Okay, and then what?

And what else?

Yeah, I'm kind of getting a little sick. I'm sorry.

No, I will not get your husband sick.

Yes, he has been good. He has been helping me clean.

No, I'm just doing laundry right now Mm-hmm

Yeah

Yes,

all of your laundry will be done

No, he's

he's just playing

Yeah, hold on.

Yes, I made him dinner.

When are you heading back this way?

Okay, honey.

Okay, honey.

Did you know her flight got delayed?

Oh no, that's terrible.

I hope she's okay.

That's really bad news.

She'll be home in the morning, though.

Oh no.

Oh no, that's great.

I mean, shit, I'm super excited about it. I'm really excited about her coming

home.

Yes.

Yes, we are excited.

Yes.

Yes, honey.

Yes, I will lay out your clothes She likes to talk a lot She's only been a

talker Yes, we're talking about you Mm-hmm

Yeah

Okay

No, no I wasn't able to close the deal on

that

No, my assistant messed up and inputted the wrong numbers.

And so the customer didn't want to do it.

Hold on a second.

You are going to.

Alright, I'm back.

Yes.

I know. I'm frustrated too because I worked on that for how long? The

washer's just a little off balance.

Yeah, that's all.

I put in the big comforter.

Yeah, so that's what you're hearing.

Mm-hmm.

I told you I was going to clean for you.

Yesterday I cleaned most of the house and then today I'm doing the laundry and

making sure you have clean sheets and everything.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know how you've been able to live with him. Can you wash my shirts

for me?

Yes, I will wash your shirts.

Yeah.

I mean, he definitely likes to sleep in on the weekends.

Nope, he hasn't been in the way at all.

We have got along just fine.

Sorry,

I stubbed my toe.

Yes, I didn't mean to moan.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

I'm so happy.

Mm-hmm.

You are going to be so happy to see how clean this house actually is.

I know. You're exhausted.

Being at the airport does that.

And it stinks that you had a layover.

Oh, sorry. Not layover. Delay.

Mm-hmm.

No.

No. Oh, I'm sorry.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Okay, honey. Mm-hmm.

Well, jump on your plane and call me once you land, okay?

Alright. Bye, love.

Finally, she got off the phone.

She's your wife.

Keep going.

Keep

going.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

be telling her about this you know you got some more clothes to wash don't you

i do including myself i see that i got a little crazy

today a little bit the greatest mother-in-law that ever lived and you

got a clean house i did you got more cleaning to do though i do