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Hi. Oh, don't look at me like that. You've got a face like a Bursetti.
I asked for a trim. You look good. You look French, which is good.
Hello, Lily, Clary, sorry.
Bonjour.
I know it's a big ask, but could we possibly swap tables?
It's just that three years ago, me and Sophie had our first date sitting where
you are now, and today I'm going to ask her a very important question.
Oh! Yes, yes.
Come on, Clare, let's move.
You get more leg room and we'll have front row seats for the cabaret. Good
luck, good luck. Thank you, thank you.
Oh,
she's coming, she's coming.
She's here.
Sophie!
Oh, Sammy, I have had a day of it. I've just been working on my year three's
Halloween project.
Sophie. Do you know spiders don't have any teeth?
Thank you.
Sophie, there's something I need to say.
There all is?
Um, three years ago, we had our first date here. And, well, there's no one
I'd rather have adventures with.
So, um...
Erm, Sophie Sweetly, will you marry me? Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Oh, no!
Stop, please!
Stop! Stop it!
Oh, dear. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my hero.
So you didn't catch him then?
No.
Not even Usain Bolt could have caught him then.
I'm not Usain Bolt.
Oh.
Well, on the plus side, she did say yes.
Oh, yes, no, I know, I know.
But that man, I mean, he's ruined Sophie's special moment.
Yeah, you won't get away with it.
Newton's third law.
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Calmer, isn't it?
I'll talk with you.
Three, and still no more.
Five, six, for your dancing tricks.
Seven, eight, you have met your fate.
The ghouls all came from their humble abode to get a jolt from my electrode.
They did the mesh.
Monster mesh.
The monster mesh.
Anyway, this scumbag got away with three handbags, two phones and a mobility
scooter. Outside the bingo.
Good morning. Oh, Sophie.
I heard. What an absolute tragedy. I assume the engagement's off now. No. Why
would it be?
Well, you might be cursed. Yeah, let's, um, let's get your gown on. Why would
you say that?
How are you doing?
Oh, not bad.
I just, I can't believe someone would steal a ring in broad daylight.
I know, it's such a Bobby Dazzler as well. Yeah, I belong to Sammy's
grandmother. It was completely irreplaceable.
But on the bright side, I'm getting married. Woo!
Yeah, and I've asked my friend Venetia to be maid of honour. I think maybe a
big bouncy blowout for her.
Oh, hello, Sammy.
Hello. Hi, Sammy.
Husband-to-be.
Hiya. You OK?
Oh, you know, mustn't grumble. Just trying to channel my energy into
something positive. So, er, can I leave some flyers? Yeah, whatever for?
Well, as you may know, I run the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, so I've
teamed up with the local estate agents to form a Halloween action group.
Hag. None taken.
We've got a meeting tonight at eight.
I hope to see you there.
Oh, can I have two? Oh, so fancy. I'll start with this one. We should head off.
Yes, oh, one more thing. Could you pay a visit to my grandmother?
She's housebound because somebody stole her scooter.
The mobility scooter.
And I know she'd love a haircut.
Yeah, sure, just give me a dress in time, I'll be there. Lovely. OK, let's
go. Lots to plan.
Sorry, we don't keep cash in the house. No, I've got an appointment with Mrs.
Marigold. And you are?
Lily Petal.
Is Mrs. Marigold expecting you?
Yeah. Well, very much hope so. Her grandson's arranged me to cut her hair.
Do you have any identification?
Moses, leave the lady alone.
Come on in, love.
I guess you can come in.
Thanks. Right.
Thank you very much.
Mrs. Margaret Marygold. I can't introduce myself, you know, Moses.
Lily Petal, I am here to attend to your crowning glory.
Oh, wonderful.
Because as you can see, my hairdo is more of a hairdo.
Well, I guess I will see you tomorrow.
I'm counting the moments.
Me too.
Goodbye. Oh, he's a lovely lad.
Right, so I need somewhere to set up my salon. Well, it's a bit...
Cluttered round here. I can't manage the stairs anymore, you know. It's OK. Maybe
you could set up in the kitchen. Great. Sit down. Move the cat.
OK.
Hey.
Oh. He's 77.
What? Oh, in cat years.
No. He was stuffed 60 years ago.
You mean he's dead?
Well, what do you think?
Move him.
Careful!
My late husband Torquin was an extremely accomplished taxidermist.
A miracle worker.
The immortal Mr. Marigold, that's what they called him.
And do they feel like good company, these animals?
No, they're dead.
Yes.
Anyway, I don't need company.
I have my grandson and his fiancée and Moses.
And the people at the top of the stairs.
I'm sorry, I thought you lived here alone.
So did I.
But there's a strange bunch of folk moved in upstairs.
What kind of folk?
Well, I think they're a religious cult because I hear them talking in tongues
and chanting strange numbers.
500,000, 600,000.
And then I hear the chime of the temple bell.
And smell a beautiful sweetness.
And are they up there now?
Yeah, I think they probably are.
Maybe you could have a word with them.
About what?
Ask them to keep the noise down for a while.
And I don't mind them living above me, but I don't want them coming down here.
Right.
Oh, hello.
Hello, is anyone here?
Hello,
Mr. Badger. Rough night?
What's in here? All antique roadkill.
Are you okay, Lily?
Is there anybody there?
No, I think we're all right.
She asked me to go upstairs, and so I went upstairs.
And was anyone there?
No one living.
No one, then.
Harry. I stepped into that room and I felt the most almighty chill.
There have been loads of research studies into this. When people visit a
house that they believe to be haunted, they often report a sudden drop in
temperature and icy chill.
Because ghosts absorb heat when they're trying to manifest.
Ghosts aren't real. What if I told you I'd seen one? Have you seen one?
No, but I used to cut the hair of the next-door neighbour of the Enfield
poltergeist and she told me their house was always freezing.
There is no sudden drop in temperature.
When we feel fear, we produce adrenaline as part of our fight-or-flight response,
and it's the adrenaline that makes you feel a bit shivery.
Bit of a buzzkill, Chloe.
Anyway, you'll have a chance to see for yourself.
Why? She's asked us to dye her hair green for Halloween.
Well, no one should do that.
Well, this is both more and less than I imagined.
Hello, guys.
Cup of tea, coffee, Ovaltine?
Tea, please.
Hiya, ladies!
Wincy, this is a bit previous, isn't it? Well, I thought I'd give it a trial run,
you know.
Yeah, this is holding up well, though, isn't it? Yes, defying the laws of
gravity. Not sure it will survive overnight, though.
How are you going to sleep upside down like a bat?
Oh, well, I'll just pull an all-nighter. You look absolutely hideous, Wincy.
Clary, stop it.
See you later. Hello!
Lily, Clary, do you want to join me? We can grab a few biscuits.
No.
Sorry? What? It's one biscuit per person.
Crusted cream or fig roll.
Them's the rules.
Right, well, I suppose this is about law and order, so would you like to join me
and we can all have... ..a biscuit?
I've seen you down at your salon crimping and styling.
Well, that certainly sounds like me.
And how are you finding life in Blossomvale? Is it everything you hoped
and dreamed of?
Oh, no complaints. I love it.
Well, if you do get cold feet now, it's a very good time to sell.
And your salon does represent an excellent commercial slash residential
opportunity. Well, that's very reassuring slash not at all interesting
because I'm very happy.
I love it.
Ah.
Venetia, darling.
I see you two have met. Venetia is an estate agent.
Yeah, I've got that. Yeah, and she's my maid of honour, so you two will be
spending a lot of time together.
Can't wait. See what I mean about the slightly limp hair? Yeah, bouncy blow.
Yes, please.
I'm going to go grab a seat at the prime position.
Have you done something with your hair?
Yes.
I like it.
It's nice.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm coming round to it.
Everybody, thank you all so much for coming. Now, as you know, crime can be
devastating on people's lives and their mental health and on property prices.
So it is my great honour to introduce to you the head of the local neighbourhood
watch, Mr Samuel Marigold.
Hello.
Good evening.
Recently, I proposed marriage to the girl of my dreams.
Sophie.
It was a magical moment. Until one man stole a ring that's been in my family
for three generations.
But it's not just about the value of the thing you've lost.
Crime has a way of changing people.
It seeps into your soul.
Sorry, love. Wrong house. Sorry.
Sorry.
That's why Halloween seems such a bad idea this year.
But I will be setting up a task force.
Volunteers. in high-vis jackets with loudspeakers, enforcing discipline
on the trick-or-treaters. Who would like to sign up?
I would love to hold your loudspeaker. It's a yes.
Right.
Sophie?
Oh, sorry, I've got a food delivery.
I've got to run. You were amazing.
Your speech was magnificent.
I love you.
I told you she was cursed.
Anyone else?
Mr Marigold, I really think it's brilliant that you're trying to help
out, but we don't want to antagonise people. What's the alternative?
Oh, OK.
Well, we could do something that brings the community together.
So if we went trick-or-treating, you know, it would be done responsibly.
Right.
We could just have a party. We could have a Halloween party.
We could have a hair and scare and scary hair party. I can open up the salon and
I can help with hair and make-up.
Exhibit A.
And we can all go trick-or-treating together.
And then after that, bats, cats, ghouls in hats, everyone onto the dance floor
for a disco.
CHEERING So I think maybe we all need to take a breath.
Would you like a cup of tea? Yes, please.
Hey, Sammy, I hope you didn't feel that we were treading on your toes.
No, not at all.
To be honest, I think you saved me from myself.
I've been getting a bit worked up lately.
Well, it's understandable.
Oh, Granny loves her haircut, by the way. Yeah? Yeah, I said you were a real
artist. Like Salvador Dali with styling mousse.
I'll take it. Hey, I did want to talk to you about something.
Has she ever spoken to you about the people living upstairs?
Oh, yes.
Frequently. And?
Oh, well, I've told her before. Only three people have a key to that house.
Me, Sophie and Moses.
As for the people upstairs, well, they live in her imagination.
Excuse me.
Hello. I wondered how I might acquire a riot shield.
Possibly two or three.
This is amazing.
Is this a Sparrowhawk? It is.
It is.
It's life cut short by my ginger Tom Tiddles, who is now curled up on the
sofa.
Right. So, I'll just go and mix up my magic potion. Do you have to?
No.
Sorry if I misunderstood.
I thought we were going green today.
Well, the thing is, I don't want to shut my eyes.
Because I'm terrified of what I might see when I open them again.
Oh, Mrs Marigold.
They came back.
It was a man and a woman. And they got into some kind of skirmish.
She was screaming. Oh, she was screaming her head off.
And I yelled at them to stop.
And then there was the most terrifying silence.
And did someone go upstairs to see?
Moses.
He said there was no one there.
And then he took me out to the bingo and I won £50.
So it wasn't all bad.
Well, it sounds as if whoever was up there is scarpered, so... What?
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
The pinging noise.
Oh, that's the temple bell.
They use that in their sacred rituals.
Have you got any large carnivores?
Hey, old Pacino. Have you seen anything?
No? Anyone else? Foxy music?
Creepy kids?
Fine.
I've got you.
A nice cup of tea.
Here we go.
Thank you.
That's all right.
How are you doing?
You never get used to seeing dead bodies.
Did you notice that he was all covered in dust?
Really?
Black dust. It was like he'd been sprinkled with black pepper or
something. You're saying it's cannibalism?
I don't actually know why I said that.
Tell you what, though, I couldn't swear it, but he looked very like the guy who
stole Sophie's engagement ring. Yeah, he was. And everything else that's gone
missing around here.
I think that this was his hiding place and then somebody found him and carried
out some vigilante justice.
Right,
I'd better get back.
Right, here we are.
That's very hot.
All right. Leave it there.
You see?
I knew there was something going on in this house. And now they're making human
sacrifices. I'm sorry, Granny. I should have listened.
You know, it's ridiculous you living here in this great big house on your
own. Sophie always says you should downsize.
Oh, she does, does she?
Naughty little mare.
She'd love to get her hands on my title deeds.
What? I'm not moving.
You can sell this place over my dead body.
Right.
Any news?
Not really.
He's still dead.
Right.
Hey, did you ever find out about that pinging noise?
No, I didn't.
And there is one more place I could look.
Hey, can you keep him talking?
Adam?
Hello. Hey.
How are you doing? Yeah, yeah, no, no, not bad. CSI, just... CSI?
As in the American television franchise?
Oh, yes, it's in the van.
OK, hold on.
Right.
Yeah.
Moses! Moses! Flaming Moses!
What is this stuff? It's hairspray, it's mainly alcohol, the twisted vitamin B5.
What are you doing here? What are you doing screwing yourself way up in the
eaves? I've been living here for six weeks, ever since they put the rent up
on my last place.
It was either here or underneath the railway arches.
Oh, fair enough.
Microwave. Your ping gave you away.
Oh, I was heating up my sticky toffee pudding.
I am a sticky toffee pudding seeking missile.
Please, come in. Yeah.
Sticky toffee pudding's got me through many a long, dark night of the soul.
Me too.
I hate to break it to you, Moses, but I do not think Mrs Marigold's family are
going to be best pleased that you're here.
Mrs Marigold's family do not even take proper care of her, but I am able to
watch over her all through the night.
How do you do that exactly?
I have a baby monitor.
Oh.
between a coroner and a pathologist. That's my girl. So hang on.
You've been here six weeks, you say?
Yes. And in that time, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary?
No, why? What's happened?
Someone's been murdered, Moses, and their body has been stashed in the deep.
freeze in the taxidermy room.
No, no, no, I know nothing of this. What happened? Who was it?
I don't know. Have you heard anything? Not even on that?
No, I work 35 hour weeks, do a lot of community activities and also take Mrs.
Marigold to bingo.
I think you're going to have to speak to the police, Moses. They need to know who
was living in the house. Are the police here now? Yes, downstairs.
I'll take you down.
Wait, the hatch in the door is a little tricky to open and I wouldn't want you
to hurt yourself.
Thank you, Moses.
Chivalry's not dead. Of course not.
Moses!
Moses, you ratbag!
Oh, Moses, you dunderhead! Don't run away!
They'll think it's you!
All right, Clary. Do you want something?
I would like some answers, please. Can I speak to Venetia?
Can I speak to Venetia, please?
Did somebody say my name?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hello.
I'm just a bit surprised to see a picture of Mrs Marigold's house in your
window. Oh, don't be surprised.
We often put pictures of houses in our windows.
Yes. It's just that she said that she would never ever move and they would
sell that house over her dead body. Oh, I know.
Old people can be so stuck in their way sometimes, can't they?
Bless their little mobility scooters.
I think you're selling her house when she doesn't want it sold.
I see the dilemma. Well, we haven't actually drawn up contracts, but we
often put houses on our list just to test the market.
And if someone makes an offer?
Then I shall have to pay Mrs. Marigold a visit.
I can be very persuasive.
I mean, that is outrageous. I know.
Thanks for coming. We'll see you next time.
Thanks very much.
I think they're trying to force her out.
I know she can't get upstairs and the place looks like Beatrix Potter's
garage, but it is her decision to make.
Have you got a minute? Because I have just made the most marvellous wedding
mood board.
Lily? Sorry, my mind was on something else.
Oh, not that awful incident at Sammy's grandmother's house.
No, I was actually thinking about those voices that she heard.
You know, I'm counting the strange numbers.
500,000, 600,000. That was you and Venetia, wasn't it?
Discussing how much you'd get for the place. OK, we may have had the odd
teamwork, but just run a few numbers up the flagpole.
But it's not your house.
Yes, but Sammy lives in his parents' old place, which is literally falling apart.
It's full of holes.
It's never even had central heating.
And she lives in something resembling a hammer house of horrors.
Now, you see, if they both sold up, we could all buy something lovely.
With a granny flat.
Yeah, but she doesn't want to sell. Yes, but she's going to have to stop being so
stubborn and give me what I want.
You know, I want to be warm and safe and live somewhere that doesn't have
silverfish scuttling up the walls.
Is that really too much to ask?
Sammy has great news, isn't it?
Let the police recover all that stolen property. Including your grandmother's
ring. I know, I know. I might propose all over again.
Oh, look at that dinky little street lamp.
Oh, no, it's been smashed.
Who would do something like that? No, I have no idea.
And it's Sammy's house as well. No!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to fix the lamp for ages, but he won't do
anything about it.
It's very sexy, but completely useless.
Well, I suppose that's the right way around.
Sorry,
everyone.
It's my grandmother's house. I don't think she'll want to be bothered. Are
you sure about that?
House is giving off some pretty solid trick-or-treat-me vibes.
Well, at least we know what she did with her bingo winnings. It's got a giant
witch on it.
Super creepy.
Oh, children, who wants to chew on one of my chocolate fingers, chopped
from the hand of the man they found dead in my freezer?
Is she OK?
Mrs Marygold.
Hello? Out of the way, please, move!
Moose, did you come back?
Dear lady, I have never been away. I have been washing over your house,
keeping an eye on everyone who comes and goes.
Please, wait.
You can arrest me in one minute. I must attend to Mrs Marygold.
OK, yeah, OK, OK.
Lily.
Clary, phone an ambulance.
Dracula, go and get a chair.
And Zombie, a glass of water, please.
I have your angina spray.
Pop them wide.
Now close.
Moses, you're an angel.
I would not go that far.
But I am not a murderer.
Though someone amongst you definitely is.
So everyone, please, be careful.
And happy Halloween.
Take your time.
Moses, have a word.
Just this way.
Moses.
Mrs. Marigold, you get some rest now.
Okay, now we know it wasn't Moses.
How do we know that?
Because he came back.
I mean, I know he ran away to start with, but he's on a temporary work visa.
He's terrified of getting into trouble.
Okay.
So, was it Sammy?
Mr. Law and Order turned vigilante.
Possibly.
Or Sophie.
Who won't rest until she has her own house.
Darlings.
Oh, you two.
What have you come as?
You look marvellous.
Really? Sammy, darling.
Sammy, darling.
Now,
how is the grand old lady?
Well, you know, Gran, she always pulls through. I think we could all do with
some liquid refreshment.
Kettle on.
I need an app.
Do you want a hand?
You just, I think you just, just put it on the hob.
Like that.
And then just turn that on.
Oh.
It's one of those.
A bit before my time.
Hey, I really like your earrings.
Oh, thank you. A little man in Marrakesh runs them out for me.
I found one very similar to that just the other day.
Did you?
Well, I lost one. Where did you find it? Here.
Upstairs. Yeah, I found it the day I found the body in the freezer.
Mrs Marigold said she heard a woman scream.
And then silence.
That was you, wasn't it?
God, you really are a clever little crimper.
I knew I'd get caught eventually.
Look, it's not something that I normally do. It's just, maybe it's this house.
All the stuffed animals.
Turns me into a bit of an animal.
Yeah, well, we all do things, don't we, when we feel under threat.
I'll come with you and I'll talk to the police. The police? I don't want them to
know. I've got a reputation to maintain.
I'm sorry, what do you think you did? Sorry?
What? Listen, you know the young man who's been working for my company?
Yeah. Work experience.
We have been getting on rather well and my job has been to mentor him.
It's just that recently I've started mentoring his brains out.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
I mean, you see, he lives with his dad and I live with mother, so there isn't
really one of us to go to get to know each other better.
Except a state agent.
I do have rather a lot of keys.
I just must have got the dates wrong because I thought it was her bingo day
and we were upstairs courting, noodling.
Hey, did you just see a woman screaming?
Yes, it was me!
I know it was really unprofessional, but it just felt so good.
OK, but did you see or hear anything suspicious?
No, I was not concentrating.
We just popped on our clothes and pegged it out the back door. You won't tell
anyone, will you?
I'll say no, but I'll be honest, I know myself.
I think I probably will.
But I'll change the names.
Can't believe no one's guessed who we are.
So, you don't think it was her, then?
No. I mean, she's done a lot of things, but not murder.
It's so frustrating.
Every time you think you're getting close to it, the rug gets pulled out
from under you.
Rug?
Yeah, it's a figure of speech. No, I know what it is.
When I found the body...
There was this manky old rug in front of the freezer, and it definitely wasn't
there the time before.
Are you sure? Positive.
Because when I was going home from work the other day, I saw two people carrying
a rolled-up rug.
What did they look like?
A mummy and a werewolf.
Hello! Would you like a hand?
Suit yourselves.
I thought it was something for Halloween.
Clary? Yeah?
Go and get Adam.
Yeah.
Tell him he might need backup.
Oh.
What happened to Venetia?
Oh, she's gone to do some human resources troubleshooting.
Right.
Colonel Worley? Oh, no, I don't eat sugar. How about you? Oh, no, I couldn't
eat. Right, no, well, it's been a very intense few days, hasn't it?
Mm.
Yeah, it feels like a month since you got down on one knee. One of the
happiest moments of my life.
It's funny how things can change.
Yeah, at the Halloween action meeting, you said that crime changes people.
What did you mean by that?
Um... Lily, love, it's been a very long day.
Can we just sit in a moment of peace?
No, no, it's all right.
It's just that crime, it makes you harder, more on edge.
More suspicious.
That is exactly what's been puzzling me.
Yeah, because at the meeting, you suddenly said that you had to go.
Sorry, I've got a food delivery.
I've got to run. I love you.
I was just thinking, well, if that was me, I would never leave at just that
moment. Not just to get me shopping.
So, where did I go then?
Drive-by shooting?
Bank robbery?
If I were going to guess, I would say that this wedding is keeping you going,
isn't it? And that man has cast a terrible shadow over it. It must have
been so upsetting for you to think he was still out and about.
So I'd guess that you laid a trap.
You all right?
No, I'm fine.
I'll get you some water. No, don't you dare leave me.
You sure you don't want a boiled sweet?
No.
So you knew that half of Blossomvale were going to be at the meeting and he
would be out and about looking for easy pickings. But how did you lure him to
your house in particular?
I think it's to do with that smashed lamp.
Stop.
Come on, Sammy.
Game's up.
Well, I mean...
As you know, I run the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, telling people how not to
be burgled.
Always make sure your front door is well lit. Never leave a key under a
flowerpot. And I came to think, well, what if I wanted to be burgled?
I'd just do the opposite.
So I smashed that street lamp.
Knowing that the darkness would lure our sticky-fingered friend to his fate.
And what was that fate?
Adam said he was covered in black dust.
You said that Sammy's house didn't have any central heating and it was full of
holes.
I think he stepped into one of our...
And fell down, down, down.
Inter, did you have a call, Sally?
Maybe he did.
It's a shame he didn't carry on falling all the way to hell.
He'd have got more sympathy in hell.
But, guys, what was the plan?
What were you going to do? You going to call the police?
Were you just going to give him a talking to? I just wanted him to
understand.
To know how much pain he caused us.
Oh, God!
Hi, there.
Please.
You need to get me an ambulance.
Oh, I don't need to do anything.
Please, I'm in agony.
Yeah. Wait, no.
Please.
I guess I could help you, but unfortunately, I don't want to.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're still right there.
Please.
I'm in so much pain.
Please. Well, then you know what it feels like to be me.
The guy who was never picked at the school disco.
I had no friends.
People used to tease me because my hands were so big.
And then one day I met someone wonderful.
And for the first time in my life, I was happy.
But that ring you stole, he was holding it because he just asked me to marry
him. Poor bloke.
He must have his head examined.
Sorry,
sorry, I just... I'm just feeling a little faint.
So now you've got the problem of the body.
Now, I've seen a few of those and I know they go off quite quickly.
Go to the left, go to the left. But look at me.
You've got access to a deep freeze and a handy rug to carry him in.
I'm no man's judge.
We've all dreamed of taking the law into our own hands, but you're never going to
get away with it. What?
Why not?
Oh, come on.
The police are going to look at the door cam footage.
Then they're going to examine the rug and the body for DNA. Yours is going to
be all over them.
It just would be so much better if you went to them.
I know.
I'll go quietly.
It was all my idea.
I dragged Sophie into it and she begged me not to, but it's all my fault. What
are you talking about?
No, it was all me.
You just said we should shove him in the cellar and get the police. It was my
idea to put an end to him.
Please, Sophie.
You don't have to take all the blame.
We did this together.
Yes, I know, but one of us has got to go to prison.
If we both go, we might never see each other again.
I see.
But if it's just me, well, you can come and visit me every day.
And if I get a sympathetic governor, well, you can even get married in
prison. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
No.
I mean, you can't still think we're really getting married.
Well, why wouldn't I? You asked me and I said yes.
Yes, I do still love you.
But it's really taken a shine off it.
What?
I just batted a man's brains out.
For you.
OK. No, I will be walking up that aisle. No, no, no, let me see.
Sophie, get off him.
No, no, no, don't leave me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sophie Sweetly, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder.
Mrs. Marigold.
Mrs.
Marigold. I got my chariot back.
Nothing can stop me now.
Great. Mrs. Marigold, I do not mind you driving on the road, but please, stick
to the left-hand side.
Spoilsport.
It's lovely to see you.
Why don't you come into the warm?
Oh, yes, please.
So,
This is salon.
Oh, I love this.
Oh, this is lovely.
Now am I pleased to see you because I went past your house this morning and
there was a for sale sign.
Well, I had to say it because I never liked her. But Sophie was right about
one thing.
That house was way too big for me.
So I am moving into a bijou bungalow with Moses.
Oh, really?
I have thought about it long and hard. But if we stick to a set of house rules,
we'll be able to get along.
So, could you take all this stuff out of my hair, because I don't want to give
him nightmares.
Yes. Oh.
Let me take your coat.
Might take some time, though. Well, sure, I'm in no hurry.
Let's get that music up.
I know you're gone But my heart keeps holding on Oh,
there we go.
To the love that once was mine
You get used to it.
Very good.
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