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[electricity crackling]

UGH!

What happened?

Where am I?

[groans]

[Cody] Do you need a break, Donatello?

[Donatello] Nope. Not unless you do, little ninja.

Hey Cody, could you pass me the ionized pivot wrench?

Sure thing, Donnie.

[Serling] No, no, allow me.

Perhaps I can fetch you both an espresso, as well.

Anything to be of assistance.

You know, Serling,

sometimes I think you're looking forward

to us getting home even more than we are.

Like you're not gonna miss us!

I mean, Raph I can understand but--

wise guy.

The turtles.

Now I remember.

I am still inside that insufferable robot,

where those cretins used that decompiler program

to tear me apart bit by bit...

...or so they thought.

It has taken some time,

but my advanced fail-safe systems

have finally repaired me.

And now that I am 97.005% reconstituted,

the turtles will pay!

[Cody] We did it!

What?

Finally! You guys can go home!

The time window is up and running again.

Time window?

Hmm...

And perhaps my window of opportunity

for revenge!

[laughs evilly]

♪ It's ninja time!

♪ Four Teenage Turtles surfed in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home ♪

♪ How long the good times will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

♪ Fast Forward!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

♪ It's ninja time!

♪ This future stuff is so strange, ♪

♪ Time can get rearranged

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt And playin' video games, ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward!

Get outta my way!

♪ Fast Forward!

It's so not yesterday!

♪ Fast Forward!

It's the only way to play!

♪ Fast Forward!

Guess we're here to stay!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

♪ Fast Forward!

[Cody] All right, guys,

Don and I have set the time window

to get you as close to your own time as possible.

[Michelangelo grunting]

I hope I didn't forget anything.

Let's see...

Helix. Helix 2. Helix 3. Helix 3: Turbo Edition.

Helix 4. Helix 4H.

No, Mikey, we're not bringing anything back,

including our weapons.

We can't pollute the time stream.

Yes, you've done quite enough of that already.

[smooches]

Bon voyage!

[Cody] Well, I suppose this is goodbye.

Cody-san, thank you for your hospitality.

Though this may be goodbye,

we have forged a bond that will stand the test of time...

...past, present, and future.

Remember your teachings, little ninja.

Well, guess this is it.

Take care, guys. I won't ever forget you.

And we won't forget you, Cody.

Thanks for everything.

Remember the ninja code.

We're gonna miss ya, kid.

So long.

[electricity crackling]

Aah!

Serling, what's wrong?

[speaking indistinctly]

What's happening?

Some...sort of...v-virus

is overriding my...system.

Serling!

[Viral] Not just some virus, you miserable droid,

but the queen of all viruses!

[laughs evilly]

No! Stop!

Aah! Aaaah!

Guys?

Serling?

Aaah!

Anybody see that?

Just as we entered the time window,

it looked like a surge of energy or an explosion.

Yes, Leonardo. It was most disconcerting.

Tell ya what's not disconcerting--

home sweet home dead ahead!

Ha ha! Yeah!

Whoa!

Hey, what's up with the sudden change-a course?

And what's he doin' here?

[moaning]

[Donatello] I don't know,

but I think it has something to do with Viral.

Look!

[laughs evilly]

Aaah!

Time and time again you tried to destroy me.

Well, now time is on my side!

And with it, I am going to make you suffer.

[laughs evilly]

Aah!

Ow!

Donnie, what just happened?

Viral.

She must have overridden the time coordinates

Cody and I had worked out.

But I have no idea how.

I d-d-d-do.

Just as you w-were all leaving,

she s-surged out of my system core

and inf-fected the t-t-time window!

She what?!

Uh, guys?

But that would mean

that she's somehow taken control

of the temporal stream.

Guys?!

Which would explain why we did not make it home...

Seriously, guys?!

...and ended up here.

And we're not alone!

[roaring]

Oh, that doesn't sound good!

[roaring]

Puny organic insects!

Over and over again you sought to destroy me,

to rip me up into bits and bytes!

Well now, my little friend here is going to return the favor.

Oh, how I'm going to savor this.

Serling, blast that lizard!

I would,

but I'm afraid that just before Viral left my interface,

she disabled all of my defense systems.

Oh!

[crying]

Leave your weapons here.

Wouldn't wanna pollute the time stream.

Good call, Donnie.

[moaning]

[grunts]

[growls]

Aaaah!

Extinction's comin' early for you, lizard breath!

Take that and that and--

-Aaah! -Mikey!

[grunts]

Whoa.

Huh?

This is how we go out?, as lunch?

[roars]

Yeehaw!

[laughs]

Here's you treat. Now, Giddy up!

Whoo-hoo!

Now, that's how you kick butt old school style--

really old school. Heh,

It's like I always say--

in the hands of a ninja, anything can become a weapon,

including my new pal here.

I think I'll call him Zog the 2nd.

So, you were able to fend off some peabrain beast.

But your time travails have just begun.

Aah!

Aah!

Ouch.

Ugh. Why am I always on the bottom?

Where are we now?

I think you mean "when."

[horse neighs]

[Man] There! Over yonder!

You, strange knight and your band of green fiends,

prepare to be vanquished!

Charge!

"Strange knight"?

Does he mean me?

Relax, buckethead. It's just one guy.

No sweat!

Attack!

Charge!

All right, maybe a little sweat.

Welcome to the dark ages, turtles.

And for you, they will be dark times indeed.

[laughs evilly]

Aaah!

I can't believe this--

from dino times to medieval times?!

Believe it.

And unless we figure out a way to turn the tables on Viral,

it's just a matter of time before we're history.

You shall be vanquished for the king!

And you shall be gettin' off your high horse!

What? Stop that!

[rattle!]

Ha ha!

All hail Sir Mikey the bold!

Tally ho!

Ahh!

I'm not programmed for this.

Wait a second...

The decompiler program!

Decompiler? What?

The program we used to rip Viral apart in the first place.

It's still uploaded on Serling's main drive.

But I thought Viral disengaged all of Serling's weapons!

Yes, she did.

But if we can find a way to re-engage them,

I just may be able to use them to get us home.

Come on!

Oh! Oh!

If I can jury-rig some kind of uplink module

to Serling's buffer grid,

I should be able to get his weapons systems back online.

Rig an uplink module to his buffer-ma-huh?

Look around, brainiac.

We're in the dark ages here.

We ain't got that kinda tech!

Not here we don't.

But if you-know-who sent us to another time,

one closer to the present...

I'm on it!

On what?

Hey, static for brains!

What? You dare?

That's right!

I'm talkin' to you, you overgrown electrode.

Is this the best you can do?

What's he doing?

You call these tough times?

Come on!

Why don't you put us sometime

where you can really watch us squirm?

I dare you to send us

to when the biggest baddy of all, when Shredder was around.

So be it, fool.

Prepare to experience your ultimate nightmare.

Whoa!

Finally, I'm not on the bottom!

Whoa!

[grunting]

Are we home?

[Raphael] That don't sound like home!

What the shell?

Mikey! what did you say to Viral?

When are we?

I think around present day.

At least, that's when I asked her to send us.

Course, I had to make it sound dangerous so...

Ah!

So you got us sent to some twisted time with two Shredders?!

Look, I was only trying to help, okay?

Make that three!

Look out!

Aah!

[powers down]

Okay, this just went from bad to worse.

I don't believe we've been introduced.

Welcome, turtles, to the not so distant future,

where it is time for you to perish!

Your doom is at hand, worms!

Aah!

The turtles will be my prize!

[Raphael] Great...

Three Shredders going at it in an all out rumble,

and we're caught in the middle.

Time to get outta here.

Donnie, what's it gonna take to get Serling's up and running?

After Shredder number three

slashed right through his main circuit drive?

A miracle.

It's an advanced droid part,

technology from 100 years in the future.

[Khan] You.

But how?

I disposed of you myself.

Uh [chuckles] Do we know you?

Whoa.

Leo!

The shells of the turtles will be my trophy!

Hmm.

Donnie, the Utrom Shredder!

Of course. His exoskeleton.

It's made with Utrom technology.

I can work with that.

Guys, we've got to get to the circuit drive

inside the Shredder's exoskeleton.

Crack him open?

Now you're talkin' my language.

You dare strike the one true Shredder?!

We're not making a lot of headway here.

No joke? You mean,

takin' on our archrival without any weapons

ain't givin' us an edge?

Hmm.

Surely you would rather focus your attacks

on a shared adversary than each other.

Ah, the rat!

Donatello, now!

All right, then.

Here goes nothin'!

Sometimes the enemies of an enemy can be a friend.

Yeah, well, they ain't lookin' too friendly now!

Come on. Come on.

[powers up]

Dear me! What happened?

Oh, you're still here?

I thought I'd rid myself of you miserable misanthropes.

There's no time to explain.

Are all your systems up and running,

including your weapons?

I believe so.

Then open up. Turtle X mode. Quick!

All right, the decompiler program worked on Viral

as an algorithm.

Time to see how it works as a blast.

But first...

[footsteps thudding]

...to deal with the Shredders.

Quick, everyone grab on! Now!

What?!

[Donatello] Firing decompiler!

Just what do you think you're--

Aaah!

Nice work, Donnie.

Yeah, we're on our way home!

Yeah! All right!

[siren wails]

Huh?

[electricity crackling]

Oh, no.

No, it can't be!

Aah!

But it is, you wretched organic.

You may have weakened me,

but not before I was able to reinfect

this pathetic piece of hardware.

And now that I have...

No, the decompiler!

Inside the time stream,

we're nothing more than temporal data flows.

We'll be scattered to bits!

Correct!

Or did you not calculate for that?

Guys! Get out of the way!

Huh?

[gasps]

No!

-Master Splinter! -Master Splinter!

What just happened?

Where's Master Splinter?

Father!

He just-- just vanished!

This can't be.

Master Splinter.

We're home.

But Master Splinter...

Father...

He's...

And it's all my fault!

[door closes]

[electricity crackling]

[grunts]

What? Where am I?

Huh?

These antiquated programming codes,

these rudimentary data pulses--

this must be what the primitive humans

once called "The Internet."

What a pathetic and feeble display.

How long must I search in this archaic netherworld

before finding something with enough power

to repair my damages?

Hmm.

What is this?

It appears to be some sort of data vault.

Why, this emanates a power source

far superior to this otherwise ancient technology.

I will draw its power into my matrix

and escape this outmoded cyberspace

and dispose of the turtles as I did their feeble master.

Strange.

I am unable to access it.

[grunts]

This rudimentary piece of tech will not defy my will.

What? No!

Aaaaaah!

Yes!

I live!

[laughs evilly]

[Man] It's ninja time!!

♪ In the city, on the scene, underground, or in between ♪

♪ There's a mean, green team of heroes like you've never seen ♪

♪ And when the villains and turtles fight ♪

♪ It's gonna be one shell of a sight ♪

♪ You know the turtles got your ♪

♪ Back, back to the Sewer ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Back, back to the Sewer ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Roll call!

♪ Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ There's a mean, green team of heroes like you've never seen ♪

♪ Doin' everything they can ♪

♪ To stop evil Shredder's plan ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, the turtles are ♪

♪ Back, back to the Sewer ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Back, back to the sewer ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Back to the Sewer ♪