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Yes, yesterday he called me that fucking mathematician.

I didn't know shit, but I gave it to you.

And now how can I tell you to break your father's balls?

You also have to say something else to break your father's balls.

Where were you today at 11?

At school.

Ah, at school.

So your twin brother was the one I saw at the bar, right?

I didn't know I had two stupid sons who waste their time playing flipper.

Anna Maria!

Anna Maria!

Come, my son.

Sit down.

Sit down next to your son, I have four things to tell you.

Look, this would be our son.

Tattoos, earrings, piercings... I'm a professional, do you understand?

A serious professional.

And this is the result of the education you gave him.

But with what face can I introduce myself to this son?

Okay? And then, after all, he also tells you about the balls.

Lies! Because he spends his time instead of going to school, studying, etc., he

spends his time playing flipper, okay?

Look, I'm leaving at this moment because if I don't, I'll really slip and hit

someone.

What did you come up with, honey?

Mom, I didn't go to school.

Come on, honey, don't be like this.

Give your mom a kiss.

Come on, Mama.

Leave it to me.

Oh, what is it?

Come on, mom, put on your jacket, I'll cover you.

I'm sorry.

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Oh.

Let's go well this is also the prize after how he behaved well I am happy

Anna

Maria

why don't you give the prize to me too?

Ah.

Bravo.

Anna Maria, yes!

God.

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Come on, let me wipe my mother a little, come on!

I don't know if I could do it myself.

Stop.

uh oh

Thank God.

Oh.

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on Gino, let's have a rematch.

No, no, no.

I have to go, I have to go.

Pay, pay.

See you, bye.

Francesca?

Francesca, is that you?

Yes, dad.

How many times have I told you that when I get home I want to find you here?

Dad, I went shopping.

Francesca, go prepare dinner right away.

When I get home, I want to eat right away.

I work all day to keep you.

Come on, yes.

I'll eat them here. Flowers?

But it's 8 o'clock and it's not ready yet.

And it's not ready yet.

Francesca, why don't you get married and go out to the balls?

And at least I'm a little calmer here, right?

You made me pass the hunger.

Come here, come here, come here.

No, no, dad, no. Come here, I told you.

Stop,

huh?

I'm the dad.

Stop, I told you!

Come on, come

on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

No. No.

No.

Stay fit, man. Nice.

Give it to me.

Do you want to spray it?

No.

Spray it!

Give it to me and spray it.

Nice! Bring it in! Bring it in!

See?

Francesca, give me a nice pump!

Francesca.

Oh shit.

Oh.

I'll show you what I can do.

I'll show you what I can do.

I'll show you what I can do.

Oh

There we go.

Oh, look, all wet.

You came again, again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we should be done.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Yes, she is.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Massage me, massage me.

With your hands, more, more, more.

Massage with your hands, I like it.

Look what a nice snack your granny made for you. Oh, the crostata.

Thank you, grandma.

The crostata, as my dear Carletto likes it.

It's

so

good, grandma.

You like your granny's crostata, eh?

Guarda come ti sei tutto sporcato, Carletto.

Dai un bacino alla nonna, Carletto.

Dai, dammene ancora uno.

Ma che bel colpicino che è il mio Carletto.

You've become a good boy, Carletto.

Thank you, Grandma, and I merit your croissants.

But what's going on here, Carletto?

Now your grandmother is thinking about you.

All right, Grandma.

Bravo!

Bravo!

All right.

Oh.

oh oh

You like it, don't you?

Yes, the bed is always like this.

Thank you.

Hello.

oh oh oh

Oh, yes, Carletto, you're very good.

Oh, yes.

Give it to me, Nona, I'll throw it in your ass.

No.

Ah, si.

uh uh

Good night, Fabio.

Good night, mom.

Sorry, mom.

Tell me, honey.

Mom, I can't sleep.

But how, honey?

Could you give me the drops you gave me yesterday?

Amore, non posso dare tutte le sere il sonnifero. Ma non riesco a prendere

sonno.

Come on, Fabio, keep licking your mom's forehead.

Let's see if I can get it to click.

Do you like it, Fabio?

Yes, mom, I'll keep going like this.

I'm sorry.

Do you like it, mom?

See, see could be, could be

She could see.

Do you like it?

oh oh oh

Thank you.