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Let's kick things off with Pete Hex,

Let's kick things off with Pete Hex,

Let's kick things off with Pete Hex, Secretary of Defense and guy at the

Secretary of Defense and guy at the

Secretary of Defense and guy at the tattoo parlor, who's always getting

tattoo parlor, who's always getting

tattoo parlor, who's always getting asked, "Are you sure?"

He may be in charge of a war that we're

He may be in charge of a war that we're

He may be in charge of a war that we're clearly losing. But don't worry, Hexth

clearly losing. But don't worry, Hexth

clearly losing. But don't worry, Hexth is laser focused on making sure his next

is laser focused on making sure his next

is laser focused on making sure his next speech looks sexy. Well, according to

speech looks sexy. Well, according to

speech looks sexy. Well, according to the Wall Street Journal tonight, Hex

the Wall Street Journal tonight, Hex

the Wall Street Journal tonight, Hex says Pentagon is focused on finding

says Pentagon is focused on finding

says Pentagon is focused on finding troops who embody the secretary's

troops who embody the secretary's

troops who embody the secretary's specific brand of masculinity to serve

specific brand of masculinity to serve

specific brand of masculinity to serve as the backdrop for his next speech.

as the backdrop for his next speech.

as the backdrop for his next speech. Commanders are now reportedly being

Commanders are now reportedly being

Commanders are now reportedly being asked to nominate troops who meet

asked to nominate troops who meet

asked to nominate troops who meet Hegath's waist to height requirements

Hegath's waist to height requirements

Hegath's waist to height requirements and also exhibit quote unquote

and also exhibit quote unquote

and also exhibit quote unquote impeccable grooming standards.

impeccable grooming standards.

impeccable grooming standards. >> I'm sorry. Is this guy still in charge

>> I'm sorry. Is this guy still in charge

>> I'm sorry. Is this guy still in charge of the military or is he in charge of

of the military or is he in charge of

of the military or is he in charge of casting Love Island?

casting Love Island?

casting Love Island? I can just see him screaming like, "All

I can just see him screaming like, "All

I can just see him screaming like, "All these soldiers are going to watch this

these soldiers are going to watch this

these soldiers are going to watch this speech shirtless, SO NO PEPPERONI

speech shirtless, SO NO PEPPERONI

speech shirtless, SO NO PEPPERONI NIPPLES." [laughter]

NIPPLES." [laughter]

NIPPLES." [laughter] I've never heard anyone say the phrase

I've never heard anyone say the phrase

I've never heard anyone say the phrase waist to height ratio before. This man

waist to height ratio before. This man

waist to height ratio before. This man cannot count the number of missiles you

cannot count the number of missiles you

cannot count the number of missiles you need to fight a war with Iran, but when

need to fight a war with Iran, but when

need to fight a war with Iran, but when it comes to male physique, he's a

it comes to male physique, he's a

it comes to male physique, he's a beautiful mind. [laughter]

beautiful mind. [laughter]

beautiful mind. [laughter] and asking for impeccable grooming is a

and asking for impeccable grooming is a

and asking for impeccable grooming is a little strange, you know, but it's nice

little strange, you know, but it's nice

little strange, you know, but it's nice to know this administration is finally

to know this administration is finally

to know this administration is finally taking grooming seriously.

[cheering]

But let's move on from Pete Hacks to

But let's move on from Pete Hacks to

But let's move on from Pete Hacks to another perfect specimen of masculinity,

another perfect specimen of masculinity,

another perfect specimen of masculinity, Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump Jr. This summer, he celebrated one of the

This summer, he celebrated one of the

This summer, he celebrated one of the most important days in any man's life,

most important days in any man's life,

most important days in any man's life, his second wedding. We had a awesome

his second wedding. We had a awesome

his second wedding. We had a awesome small ceremony uh in the Bahamas. Was

small ceremony uh in the Bahamas. Was

small ceremony uh in the Bahamas. Was just absolutely cool. I think I got some

just absolutely cool. I think I got some

just absolutely cool. I think I got some video. [music]

>> Oh, since [singing] the day I saw

>> Oh, since [singing] the day I saw

>> Oh, since [singing] the day I saw [music] you

[music] you

[music] you have [singing]

you know I will [music and singing]

you know I will [music and singing]

you know I will [music and singing] adore you.

>> What a beautiful ceremony in the church

>> What a beautiful ceremony in the church

>> What a beautiful ceremony in the church from sinners.

>> [applause]

[applause]

>> But poor Tiffany, even at a wedding

>> But poor Tiffany, even at a wedding

>> But poor Tiffany, even at a wedding that's basically in a room, she could

that's basically in a room, she could

that's basically in a room, she could only get an obstructed view.

Still, I'm not going to hate on this

Still, I'm not going to hate on this

Still, I'm not going to hate on this story. For once, I'm glad to see the

story. For once, I'm glad to see the

story. For once, I'm glad to see the Trumps finally having a family get

Trumps finally having a family get

Trumps finally having a family get together without any corruption. A

together without any corruption. A

together without any corruption. A Russian oligarch with ties to Vladimir

Russian oligarch with ties to Vladimir

Russian oligarch with ties to Vladimir Putin paid hundreds of thousands of

Putin paid hundreds of thousands of

Putin paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to help finance Donald Trump

dollars to help finance Donald Trump

dollars to help finance Donald Trump Jr.'s recent wedding celebration in the

Jr.'s recent wedding celebration in the

Jr.'s recent wedding celebration in the Bahamas.

Bahamas.

Bahamas. >> Here comes the bribe

>> Here comes the bribe

>> Here comes the bribe from a Russian guy.

from a Russian guy.

from a Russian guy. >> All right. What did comrade Oligarch

>> All right. What did comrade Oligarch

>> All right. What did comrade Oligarch give him?

give him?

give him? >> The parties that followed were anything

>> The parties that followed were anything

>> The parties that followed were anything but low-key, including professional

but low-key, including professional

but low-key, including professional dancers and a large fireworks display.

dancers and a large fireworks display.

dancers and a large fireworks display. ProPublica says this man, Umar Kremlev,

ProPublica says this man, Umar Kremlev,

ProPublica says this man, Umar Kremlev, seen in the back of this photo, footed

seen in the back of this photo, footed

seen in the back of this photo, footed the bill. Dang, look at him back there.

the bill. Dang, look at him back there.

the bill. Dang, look at him back there. He paid for all that and he got Tiffani.

Also, the guy who gave them 700K is

Also, the guy who gave them 700K is

Also, the guy who gave them 700K is named Umar Krimv.

named Umar Krimv.

named Umar Krimv. I don't want to be culturally

I don't want to be culturally

I don't want to be culturally insensitive, but that name sounds like a

insensitive, but that name sounds like a

insensitive, but that name sounds like a knockoff James Bond villain.

knockoff James Bond villain.

knockoff James Bond villain. He's a spy from the Kremlin. Let's call

He's a spy from the Kremlin. Let's call

He's a spy from the Kremlin. Let's call him Crim Lev.

But I'm getting distracted. A Russian

But I'm getting distracted. A Russian

But I'm getting distracted. A Russian oligarch with ties to Putin paid for the

oligarch with ties to Putin paid for the

oligarch with ties to Putin paid for the president's son's wedding weekend. And

president's son's wedding weekend. And

president's son's wedding weekend. And this is a presidential family of

this is a presidential family of

this is a presidential family of billionaires, which means you just did

billionaires, which means you just did

billionaires, which means you just did corruption for the love of the gang.

corruption for the love of the gang.

corruption for the love of the gang. One person who is not happy about the

One person who is not happy about the

One person who is not happy about the reveal is the bride, Betatina Trump.

reveal is the bride, Betatina Trump.

reveal is the bride, Betatina Trump. Betatina.

Betatina.

Betatina. I've never seen those letters put

I've never seen those letters put

I've never seen those letters put together before.

together before.

together before. Betina Trump or as President Trump calls

Betina Trump or as President Trump calls

Betina Trump or as President Trump calls her, Melania.

her, Melania.

her, Melania. What are you doing here? I thought you'd

What are you doing here? I thought you'd

What are you doing here? I thought you'd never come back.

never come back.

never come back. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] When Betina heard people were saying

When Betina heard people were saying

When Betina heard people were saying that her wedding was nothing more than a

that her wedding was nothing more than a

that her wedding was nothing more than a toddy bribe, she set the record

toddy bribe, she set the record

toddy bribe, she set the record straight. His wife, Betatina Anderson,

straight. His wife, Betatina Anderson,

straight. His wife, Betatina Anderson, responded to ProPublica's reporting

responded to ProPublica's reporting

responded to ProPublica's reporting today with this on Instagram. Don and I

today with this on Instagram. Don and I

today with this on Instagram. Don and I got married privately on Friday,

got married privately on Friday,

got married privately on Friday, surrounded only by our family, and our

surrounded only by our family, and our

surrounded only by our family, and our dear friend Omar very generously hosted

dear friend Omar very generously hosted

dear friend Omar very generously hosted two incredible nights of celebrations

two incredible nights of celebrations

two incredible nights of celebrations for us after our wedding.

for us after our wedding.

for us after our wedding. >> Yeah, that's right. Fake news.

>> Yeah, that's right. Fake news.

>> Yeah, that's right. Fake news. They didn't pay for my wedding. They

They didn't pay for my wedding. They

They didn't pay for my wedding. They paid for the much more expensive

paid for the much more expensive

paid for the much more expensive afterparty

afterparty

afterparty [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] because I'm not cheap. I'm Betatina.

because I'm not cheap. I'm Betatina.

because I'm not cheap. I'm Betatina. [cheering]

This whole family's been making billions

This whole family's been making billions

This whole family's been making billions off Trump's presidency. And they still

off Trump's presidency. And they still

off Trump's presidency. And they still can't resist a freebie. Whether it's a

can't resist a freebie. Whether it's a

can't resist a freebie. Whether it's a Qatari jet or a post-wedding chocolate

Qatari jet or a post-wedding chocolate

Qatari jet or a post-wedding chocolate fountain, all of Trump's kids have front

fountain, all of Trump's kids have front

fountain, all of Trump's kids have front row access to everything. Well, almost

row access to everything. Well, almost

row access to everything. Well, almost all OF THEM.

all OF THEM.

all OF THEM. >> [cheering]

>> BUT LET'S MOVE ON FROM DON JR. who

>> BUT LET'S MOVE ON FROM DON JR. who

>> BUT LET'S MOVE ON FROM DON JR. who technically has no responsibilities in

technically has no responsibilities in

technically has no responsibilities in the administration to someone who does

the administration to someone who does

the administration to someone who does have responsibilities. He just doesn't

have responsibilities. He just doesn't

have responsibilities. He just doesn't worry about him. FBI Director Cash

worry about him. FBI Director Cash

worry about him. FBI Director Cash Patel. [cheering]

Patel. [cheering]

Patel. [cheering] Yesterday, Cash testified before the

Yesterday, Cash testified before the

Yesterday, Cash testified before the Senate, and the FBI is facing a lot of

Senate, and the FBI is facing a lot of

Senate, and the FBI is facing a lot of scrutiny right now. So, these hearings

scrutiny right now. So, these hearings

scrutiny right now. So, these hearings were a chance for the Senate to really

were a chance for the Senate to really

were a chance for the Senate to really dig in. Um

what what about the beastiality?

[cheering]

[laughter]

I'm sorry. The what now? [laughter]

I'm sorry. The what now? [laughter]

I'm sorry. The what now? [laughter] Did I miss an episode? You you know

Did I miss an episode? You you know

Did I miss an episode? You you know things have gone off the rails when

things have gone off the rails when

things have gone off the rails when someone has to ask what ABOUT THE BEASTY

someone has to ask what ABOUT THE BEASTY

someone has to ask what ABOUT THE BEASTY ALLEY?

But apparently what happened was earlier

But apparently what happened was earlier

But apparently what happened was earlier in the hearing, Democratic Senator Dick

in the hearing, Democratic Senator Dick

in the hearing, Democratic Senator Dick Durban wanted to ask Patel about a

Durban wanted to ask Patel about a

Durban wanted to ask Patel about a recent decision to loosen standards for

recent decision to loosen standards for

recent decision to loosen standards for FBI recruits. And I guess one

FBI recruits. And I guess one

FBI recruits. And I guess one particularly loose new standard kind of

particularly loose new standard kind of

particularly loose new standard kind of jumped out.

jumped out.

jumped out. >> The FBI has lowered its hiring standards

>> The FBI has lowered its hiring standards

>> The FBI has lowered its hiring standards by dropping automatic disqualification

by dropping automatic disqualification

by dropping automatic disqualification for applicants who have stolen from fire

for applicants who have stolen from fire

for applicants who have stolen from fire employees, paid for sex, are engaged in

employees, paid for sex, are engaged in

employees, paid for sex, are engaged in beastiality. Director Patel, do you

beastiality. Director Patel, do you

beastiality. Director Patel, do you believe those who have previously stolen

believe those who have previously stolen

believe those who have previously stolen from employee employers, solicited sex,

from employee employers, solicited sex,

from employee employers, solicited sex, or engaged in BCL or qualified

or engaged in BCL or qualified

or engaged in BCL or qualified candidates that the FBI is losing?

candidates that the FBI is losing?

candidates that the FBI is losing? >> Thank you for bringing this up so we can

>> Thank you for bringing this up so we can

>> Thank you for bringing this up so we can get to the truth of the matter.

get to the truth of the matter.

get to the truth of the matter. >> We are witnessing history here. All

>> We are witnessing history here. All

>> We are witnessing history here. All right. [laughter]

right. [laughter]

right. [laughter] This may be the first time ever

This may be the first time ever

This may be the first time ever someone's response to what's up with the

someone's response to what's up with the

someone's response to what's up with the beastiality is, "Thank you for bringing

beastiality is, "Thank you for bringing

beastiality is, "Thank you for bringing that up. [cheering]

that up. [cheering]

that up. [cheering] >> [applause]

>> Like these are the standards you're

>> Like these are the standards you're

>> Like these are the standards you're lowering. Maybe the new standard should

lowering. Maybe the new standard should

lowering. Maybe the new standard should be only needs to do 20 push-ups and not

be only needs to do 20 push-ups and not

be only needs to do 20 push-ups and not can't go to a petting zoo wearing gym

can't go to a petting zoo wearing gym

can't go to a petting zoo wearing gym shorts.

So, this whole thing apparently confused

So, this whole thing apparently confused

So, this whole thing apparently confused Republican Senator John Kennedy, who

Republican Senator John Kennedy, who

Republican Senator John Kennedy, who asked Patel, "What old regulations were

asked Patel, "What old regulations were

asked Patel, "What old regulations were we actually under discussion here?"

we actually under discussion here?"

we actually under discussion here?" >> The rags wrote it up in a fashion before

>> The rags wrote it up in a fashion before

>> The rags wrote it up in a fashion before I arrived that addressed prostitution,

I arrived that addressed prostitution,

I arrived that addressed prostitution, beiality, and trafficking. They were

beiality, and trafficking. They were

beiality, and trafficking. They were there before I got there. They

there before I got there. They

there before I got there. They >> But tell tell me what it said before.

>> But tell tell me what it said before.

>> But tell tell me what it said before. >> It it automatically disqualified any

>> It it automatically disqualified any

>> It it automatically disqualified any individual who participated on either

individual who participated on either

individual who participated on either side of it. Obviously, we are never

side of it. Obviously, we are never

side of it. Obviously, we are never going to hire the criminal. of what the

going to hire the criminal. of what the

going to hire the criminal. of what the beastiality.

beastiality.

beastiality. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> So you disqualified the animal.

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> I'm sorry. Was this a big problem from

>> I'm sorry. Was this a big problem from

>> I'm sorry. Was this a big problem from the animal side?

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Like, are there bomb sniffing dogs out

>> Like, are there bomb sniffing dogs out

>> Like, are there bomb sniffing dogs out there who are like, "Shit, the Chinese

there who are like, "Shit, the Chinese

there who are like, "Shit, the Chinese know I hooked up with Kyle."

know I hooked up with Kyle."

know I hooked up with Kyle." [cheering]

I am so confused. In his fake scenario,

I am so confused. In his fake scenario,

I am so confused. In his fake scenario, the animal participant in the

the animal participant in the

the animal participant in the beastiality is the one to blame.

beastiality is the one to blame.

beastiality is the one to blame. >> [laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> [laughter] >> Like there are actually FBI applicants

>> Like there are actually FBI applicants

>> Like there are actually FBI applicants going, "Yeah, you know how sometimes in

going, "Yeah, you know how sometimes in

going, "Yeah, you know how sometimes in an online dating situation

an online dating situation

an online dating situation you can get catfished?

you can get catfished?

you can get catfished? Well, that happened to me by a catfish."

How is the head of the FBI losing an

How is the head of the FBI losing an

How is the head of the FBI losing an interrogation about animal sex?

interrogation about animal sex?

interrogation about animal sex? What a fall from grace for the FBI. You

What a fall from grace for the FBI. You

What a fall from grace for the FBI. You know, like y'all used to be the cream of

know, like y'all used to be the cream of

know, like y'all used to be the cream of the crop. The bureau was the dream team

the crop. The bureau was the dream team

the crop. The bureau was the dream team and America's finest law enforcement

and America's finest law enforcement

and America's finest law enforcement agency. I mean, y'all killed Dr. King.

agency. I mean, y'all killed Dr. King.

agency. I mean, y'all killed Dr. King. And now look at you.

And now look at you.

And now look at you. Jay Edgar Hoover must be rolling over in

Jay Edgar Hoover must be rolling over in

Jay Edgar Hoover must be rolling over in his dress right now. [cheering]

his dress right now. [cheering]

his dress right now. [cheering] [applause]

[applause]

And by the way, I'm not the only one

And by the way, I'm not the only one

And by the way, I'm not the only one wondering why Cash Patel made Beast Yi

wondering why Cash Patel made Beast Yi

wondering why Cash Patel made Beast Yi an issue in the FBI at all. Senator

an issue in the FBI at all. Senator

an issue in the FBI at all. Senator Kitty and I had the same questions.

Kitty and I had the same questions.

Kitty and I had the same questions. >> Why would you in light of the of the

>> Why would you in light of the of the

>> Why would you in light of the of the context

context

context and and what we're going through and

and and what we're going through and

and and what we're going through and we're having a tough time attracting

we're having a tough time attracting

we're having a tough time attracting agents. Why would you even get into

agents. Why would you even get into

agents. Why would you even get into beastiality?

beastiality?

beastiality? [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> We we are not into beastiality.

>> We we are not into beastiality.

>> We we are not into beastiality. >> [cheering]

>> Okay, now I definitely think Cash is

>> Okay, now I definitely think Cash is

>> Okay, now I definitely think Cash is into BC.

into BC.

into BC. Why do I get the feeling there's a video

Why do I get the feeling there's a video

Why do I get the feeling there's a video of Cash Patel partying in the locker

of Cash Patel partying in the locker

of Cash Patel partying in the locker room of the Westminster dog show?

room of the Westminster dog show?

room of the Westminster dog show? [cheering]

He's just in there like, "Yeah,

He's just in there like, "Yeah,

He's just in there like, "Yeah, LABRADOODLE, LET'S GO." [screaming]

LABRADOODLE, LET'S GO." [screaming]

LABRADOODLE, LET'S GO." [screaming] OH,

OH,

OH, >> I'm not saying he does it personally,

>> I'm not saying he does it personally,

>> I'm not saying he does it personally, but like maybe his mom had an affair

but like maybe his mom had an affair

but like maybe his mom had an affair with an owl.

[applause]

It would explain a lot, you know, just

It would explain a lot, you know, just

It would explain a lot, you know, just so I believe that Kennedy is sensitive

so I believe that Kennedy is sensitive

so I believe that Kennedy is sensitive to the optics here, but I did some

to the optics here, but I did some

to the optics here, but I did some investigating into the senator's social

investigating into the senator's social

investigating into the senator's social media and I think I might have uncovered

media and I think I might have uncovered

media and I think I might have uncovered an ulterior motive.

an ulterior motive.

an ulterior motive. >> Hey guys, John Kennedy here. I've got

>> Hey guys, John Kennedy here. I've got

>> Hey guys, John Kennedy here. I've got somebody I want you to meet. This is

somebody I want you to meet. This is

somebody I want you to meet. This is Lily Grace Kennedy. Even though Lily is

Lily Grace Kennedy. Even though Lily is

Lily Grace Kennedy. Even though Lily is a lady, she likes to hump dump my arm

a lady, she likes to hump dump my arm

a lady, she likes to hump dump my arm after I feed her cheese

after I feed her cheese

after I feed her cheese uh when she jumps up on the bed.

uh when she jumps up on the bed.

uh when she jumps up on the bed. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Humpa dump.

Hump dump means that dog is humping the

Hump dump means that dog is humping the

Hump dump means that dog is humping the out of you. [laughter]

out of you. [laughter]

out of you. [laughter] Humper dump is crazy.

Humper dump is crazy.

Humper dump is crazy. Hump dump means that dog is really

Hump dump means that dog is really

Hump dump means that dog is really throwing it back, you know.

throwing it back, you know.

throwing it back, you know. >> Well, good news. Under Cash Mattel, John

>> Well, good news. Under Cash Mattel, John

>> Well, good news. Under Cash Mattel, John Kennedy can join the FBI and so can

Kennedy can join the FBI and so can

Kennedy can join the FBI and so can Lily.

Lily.

Lily. [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] [applause]

[applause]

[applause]

[applause] [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] For more on the FBI's new policies,

For more on the FBI's new policies,

For more on the FBI's new policies, let's go live to FBI headquarters with

let's go live to FBI headquarters with

let's go live to FBI headquarters with Jordan Ker.

Jordan Ker.

Jordan Ker. [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] >> [applause]

>> Jordan, why is the FBI director talking

>> Jordan, why is the FBI director talking

>> Jordan, why is the FBI director talking about beastiality at a congressional

about beastiality at a congressional

about beastiality at a congressional hearing?

hearing?

hearing? >> Uh, because he's a genius. Josh, he's

>> Uh, because he's a genius. Josh, he's

>> Uh, because he's a genius. Josh, he's smart like a fox and sexy like one, too.

smart like a fox and sexy like one, too.

smart like a fox and sexy like one, too. Think about this. Just a few weeks ago,

Think about this. Just a few weeks ago,

Think about this. Just a few weeks ago, we were all talking about the FBI

we were all talking about the FBI

we were all talking about the FBI mishandling the Epstein files and

mishandling the Epstein files and

mishandling the Epstein files and calling them pro pedophile. Well, not

calling them pro pedophile. Well, not

calling them pro pedophile. Well, not anymore.

anymore.

anymore. Now, we're calling them pro-

Now, we're calling them pro-

Now, we're calling them pro- beastiality.

beastiality.

beastiality. >> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering] >> Everyone's playing checkers while Cash

>> Everyone's playing checkers while Cash

>> Everyone's playing checkers while Cash Patel is playing chess and he's moving

Patel is playing chess and he's moving

Patel is playing chess and he's moving those horse pieces around. Real

those horse pieces around. Real

those horse pieces around. Real like

like

like [applause]

Are you saying he's doing this on

Are you saying he's doing this on

Are you saying he's doing this on purpose?

purpose?

purpose? >> Josh, what I'm saying is you need to

>> Josh, what I'm saying is you need to

>> Josh, what I'm saying is you need to stop accepting the news at face value

stop accepting the news at face value

stop accepting the news at face value and follow me down the rabbit's hole.

and follow me down the rabbit's hole.

and follow me down the rabbit's hole. [laughter and cheering]

>> [laughter]

>> You mean rabbit hole? It It's It's NOT

>> You mean rabbit hole? It It's It's NOT

>> You mean rabbit hole? It It's It's NOT RABBIT'S HOLE.

RABBIT'S HOLE.

RABBIT'S HOLE. >> OH, it is at the FBI.

>> OH, it is at the FBI.

>> OH, it is at the FBI. Josh, let me call out the elephant in

Josh, let me call out the elephant in

Josh, let me call out the elephant in the room who's looking juicy. BT Dubs,

the room who's looking juicy. BT Dubs,

the room who's looking juicy. BT Dubs, look, they will change the narrative

look, they will change the narrative

look, they will change the narrative until the cows come home to their human

until the cows come home to their human

until the cows come home to their human husbands. But can you blame him? It's a

husbands. But can you blame him? It's a

husbands. But can you blame him? It's a dog eat human ass world out there. So,

dog eat human ass world out there. So,

dog eat human ass world out there. So, you get what I'm saying, Josh?

you get what I'm saying, Josh?

you get what I'm saying, Josh? >> No. I have no idea what you just said.

>> No. I have no idea what you just said.

>> No. I have no idea what you just said. >> Exactly. And therein lies the strategy.

>> Exactly. And therein lies the strategy.

>> Exactly. And therein lies the strategy. You're not thinking about the gas

You're not thinking about the gas

You're not thinking about the gas prices, the Epstein files, or the

prices, the Epstein files, or the

prices, the Epstein files, or the economy tanking. Your perverted mind is

economy tanking. Your perverted mind is

economy tanking. Your perverted mind is still thinking about that dog eating

still thinking about that dog eating

still thinking about that dog eating human ass.

human ass.

human ass. And that's on you,

And that's on you,

And that's on you, >> Jordan. Jordan, I don't think Cash has

>> Jordan. Jordan, I don't think Cash has

>> Jordan. Jordan, I don't think Cash has some big plan. You know, if he really

some big plan. You know, if he really

some big plan. You know, if he really wanted to change the narrative, why

wanted to change the narrative, why

wanted to change the narrative, why doesn't he just solve a big case?

doesn't he just solve a big case?

doesn't he just solve a big case? >> I mean, that would change the narrative,

>> I mean, that would change the narrative,

>> I mean, that would change the narrative, wouldn't it, Josh? If Cash Patel

wouldn't it, Josh? If Cash Patel

wouldn't it, Josh? If Cash Patel suddenly dug in and finally solved a

suddenly dug in and finally solved a

suddenly dug in and finally solved a year's old cold case.

year's old cold case.

year's old cold case. >> Yeah, that would

>> Yeah, that would

>> Yeah, that would >> perhaps an enormous case like finding

>> perhaps an enormous case like finding

>> perhaps an enormous case like finding the Zodiac Killer. That would certainly

the Zodiac Killer. That would certainly

the Zodiac Killer. That would certainly shift focus, wouldn't it?

shift focus, wouldn't it?

shift focus, wouldn't it? >> Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that

>> Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that

>> Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that would be incredible.

would be incredible.

would be incredible. >> Well, guess what, Josh? Right now, as I

>> Well, guess what, Josh? Right now, as I

>> Well, guess what, Josh? Right now, as I speak, Cash Patel is right over there at

speak, Cash Patel is right over there at

speak, Cash Patel is right over there at a podium balls deep in a reindeer.

a podium balls deep in a reindeer.

a podium balls deep in a reindeer. [cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] Disgusting. Jordan Clapper, everybody.