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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Yes, come on, come on.

There it is.

There, he's open, he's open.

Oh, come on.

He is being so loud.

I know, so rude.

Trying to get this presentation done.

I know.

There you go. There you go. There you go. Go. Go.

Yes. Yes.

Aha.

It's like he's the only one living here.

Like we're here too. We get to use the space just like you.

All right. Now. Now. Yes. Go. Go. Go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Your stepdaughter and your wife are trying to concentrate.

Please be quiet.

There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes! Oh my gosh, yes!

That made the day!

That's a big win in the betting category, baby!

Yes!

Come on!

Oh my gosh.

That was so good.

I don't know what we're going to do. You know how he gets when he's watching his

games.

He needs to be considerate of us. I agree.

I'm gonna have to say something.

Let's see.

Alright. Hey.

Oh, hey.

You're being really fucking loud.

Insanely loud.

I'm working on this big presentation.

And I have finals.

Well, I'm allowed to do whatever I want.

Quietly. Yeah, could you just be a little quieter?

Yeah, okay.

I gotta watch that replay.

There it is.

Go.

Dad,

seriously, shut up.

I'm trying to study for my finals.

Just relax.

That was awesome.

Oh, I got to send this to the boys.

Oh. That's it.

Dad, seriously, I'm trying to study for my finals. Shut up.

These guys are going to love this.

Here we go.

Send this.

Send to the boys.

Outgoing.

I can't wait to see what they say to this.

All right.

Oh.

Seriously?

What?

You're being so loud.

Just listen.

I can do whatever I want in here.

It's my house.

I'm ignoring you.

Okay.

Oh, there he goes.

Go, go, go!

Stop him!

There it is, there it is, there it is.

Yes.

No, come on.

I can't believe this is working.

Crank, please be quiet.

Sorry.

Yeah, stop him!

I can't believe you've worked this long on this thing.

You're not done yet.

There you go.

Oh come on, stop him!

Are you kidding me? What the fuck?

They better not play like this next week.

I'll be pissed.

No.

Alright, come on.

Last play.

Close it out.

They better not play like this next week. They're gonna be a fucking stomp.

Come on.

Yes, get him, get him, get him.

close this one out close it out

there you go

that's it

that was too loud why don't you go on a run until we're finished studying and

working fine whatever

Hey, what are you up to?

I'm studying for finals.

What are you studying anyway?

Chemistry.

You're gonna need chemistry, said no one ever.

You never know.

You going out this weekend?

Hush.

Any friends over?

I don't have time for small talk, please.

Nobody needs chemistry.

Ever.

Are you doing anything this weekend?

Shh.

I don't have time to small talk.

Hush. I said, are you doing anything this weekend?

Are you going out?

Any friends coming over?

Are you going out this weekend?

Stop talking.

What do you mean?

Stop making noise. I need to study.

It's very important.

What kind of grade do you have in the class already?

It doesn't matter. I have to pass the last test.

So you don't have a good grade?

I do have a good grade.

Just shut up.

Well, what about your other classes Let

me focus oh you're focused I can tell

it's a bit ridiculous

This is what you're studying?

Oh my gosh.

Did you at least have a good day at school?

Shh.

Oh, don't shh. me

don't you know to respect

your elders

wow

you're just studying by yourself don't you need like friends to help you

why'd

you come in here anyway this living room

How many more hours of studying do you have?

You're studying by yourself, you're not stud-

Why did you come in this room anyway?

Hello, Blair.

What are you girls up to?

Just working on a project.

Stunning. Mm, wow.

You guys are still doing this stuff?

Well, somebody's gotta make the money.

I guess, but damn.

I can't believe you two are still doing this.

Do you guys have plans later?

Shhh.

How's your essay coming, sweetie?

I'm almost done.

It's hard.

I'm glad you're getting a job.

Yeah, me too.

I have to.

You guys have been doing this for days.

It's crazy to me that you guys would put this amount of time into this.

When are you guys going to be done? Come on.

Shhh.

Remember what you said.

Be quiet for 30 minutes.

I get it.

How did this look?

I think your formatting is a little bit off. Check your margin numbers.

Thank you.

Does it have to be five pages or seven?

Seven and a half.

Yeah, I know.

But I know I hate finals.

I'm in a study group.

This isn't a study group.

Bye.

I'm still using books.

When's your presentation?

It's tomorrow morning.

When's your last test?

This is due tomorrow.

Samara, morning.

Wow. What do you think of this?

Would you buy this product?

I think like a closing slide would be fun.

Just let me...

Yeah.

No, no, you got this done yet.

Can you give me an apple, please?

What did you give me a fake apple for?

You didn't know it was fake?

You pick it up.

You pick it up.

Who's picking it up?

You.

Seriously?

I can't believe you played that trick on me.

I know.

Why do we even have these fucking fake apples?

I don't know. You bought them. It's your house.

I think this is more of like a something else. I don't know. I just don't feel

like we should really have these. They're so stupid.

It looks pretty real. It does, and that's why I thought it was real out of

the corner of my eye while I was working on it.

Imagine if you took a bite out of it. That would have been so funny.

For you, maybe.

Here, take a bite.

We have been working really hard. It's kind of starting to make me see cross

-eyed. So no wonder this fucking fake apple looks so real. I was surprised you

didn't eat it. You've been staring at the computer for so long.

We need red ones.

Those look more realistic.

That's true.

Maybe like the yellow ones too.

Just have a plethora of colors of apples. What am I even fucking saying?

We'll fool so many people.

So many guests that come over. But why would we want to?

It's funny. Imagine someone taking a bite to a fake apple.

That would be pretty funny, wouldn't it?

Yeah.

Well, I guess we better get back to work.

Thank you so much for being quiet this time.

That was really nice.

Are you almost done with your project?

Yes. I literally have two words.

And I'm ready with you.

Excellent. Let's go get some ice cream. We deserve it.

Let's go.