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Oh wow!

It's you!

It's really you!

Are you Harold Niederschlager?

Yes. Yes, I am.

Um, didn't the organizers inform you that you had the winning bid in the

Dinner with a Superhero and Charity auction?

Didn't they tell you that I'd be here at this time?

Yes. Yes, they did. But I can't believe that Miss Mouser is here at my door.

Um, Harold, can I come in? Oh, sure. Sorry. I'm just so thrilled. I forgot my

manners. Please, please, come on in.

So... So I have, like, so many questions that I want to ask you. Like, are you

secretly dating Uber Guy?

And what's Mr. Superlative really like? And did you really capture the Sinian

Squad all by yourself?

Take it easy, Harold. We have all of dinner to go over the questions.

And where are your heroin gadgets?

I mean, I was hoping I could see some of them, like, close up. I figured it would

be a bit gauche to be brandishing a lot of high-tech weaponry in a restaurant.

So... I put all of my gizmos in my purse.

But the charity did say that you're a big super comic book fan, so

wait.

I wore my superheroine

outfit.

Wow, that is so awesome.

Wait until the guys in the chatroom hear about this. They're not going to call me

Niederschlager the Loser anymore.

Oh, gosh, I am being a terrible host.

Won't you please have a seat?

Sure.

That place is such a mess. I was looking to, you know, want to get the place

cleaned up, but, you know, I just didn't have time.

Playing games.

So, um, Harold, where are we going to dinner?

Well, um, I spent nearly everything I had to win the auction, so I hope you

don't mind staying in and just having a pizza.

Um, okay.

Yeah, I like pizza.

Kind of like a treat. I never get to eat it.

Gosh, you're so cool. I knew you'd be a good sport and not a stuck-up diva like

all those other heroines on your show.

Would you like something to drink? I'm afraid this soda is really all I have to

offer. Oh.

That's great. It's the thought that counts.

Oh, it tastes a little funny.

Well, it's probably kind of old. It's been in my refrigerator for a while.

Dizzy.

Gee, Miss M, you're trying to be so nice that I hated giving you that special

muscle relaxant, but I had to.

You're my last chance to make something of myself.

You're my heroine.

Why are you doing this to me?

Ah, gee, I was hoping I'd get you all tied up and gagged before you woke up. I

thought you were a fan.

You might get loose unless I add some more rope.

Boom, boom, boom.

I want to get some photos of you.

Hold still, Miss Anne.

Hold still just a second.

Timer now so that I can get in the shot too.

That's great. Let me see how that turned out.

That's perfect.

Waiting for my buddies online to see this. I'll be a loser once they've seen

a picture of a real superheroine.

I'm sorry, Ms. Sim, but I really, I got to make you more secure so that I can, I

can get the pictures uploaded.

So just, there we go.

It's gonna be so great.

The greatest day of my life.

Believe it!

Those idiots were raving me for putting up photos of you that I collected from

the internet.

They even thought that photo of us together was done with Photoshop.

What am I going to do now?

You should have known I'd have a problem since there's a ton of photos of you

tied up floating around online.

After all, you've been captured by supervillains in so many of your cases.

Hey, I've got a great idea.

You've always been in costume in all your pics.

What if I got some shots of you showing the goodies that those drooling fanboys

have only dreamed of seeing?

It'd be easier to cost your costume, but I bet it'll be worth a fortune to some

collector.

Oh, sorry, Miss Anne.

But I'm going to switch wonder again to get you impressed.

Oh, come on, Ms. M.

You know you can't escape. You're just making it more difficult for both of us.

Oh, gosh.

Ms. M, by now you should know that all the doors are locked.

gonna get away with this

You are my favorite, Miss Sim, but you know, I can't let you go after playing

this for so long.

These ropes are so tight.

Where did you learn to tie like this?

Well, you can find all sorts of information on the Lion App. And

besides, I've got a complete collection of Rogue Roper comics.

Rogue Roper?

The Rogue Roper is sort of a cult hero.

He thinks he's protecting heroines by capturing them and tying them up so they

can't endanger themselves by pursuing deadly super villains.

The comics have detailed descriptions of his techniques.

I can show you a few issues later, but first, I'm going to get some more photos

of you.

No, I won't let you, you loser.

Loser? Gee, now you've hurt my feelings.

I need to make sure that won't happen again.

more obliging and since you haven't been i think i have some things that will

help you want to cooperate with me

So, you're going to do what I say now, aren't you?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

I want to get some more photos of you.

Why don't you give me a pleading expression?

Okay.

Okay, now I want you to look really frightened.

Now I would like to get a few more photos of you back on the sofa.

You look really fantastic when you're frightened, so I want you to give me

more of that.

Wow, Ms. M, you're great.

If the superhero thing doesn't pan out for you, you can always become a fetish

model.

Now, Ms. M, this is no time to develop an attitude.

Why don't we get you on the floor and take a few more pics?

Thank you.

Okay, time for a little cheesecake to show off those fantastic gams of yours.

I want you to lie back and put your legs up in the air.

Excellent you can take a break with them.

I want to check out these pics on my computer

In fact, they're much too good to give away to those idiots in the chat room.

Maybe I can trade a set of them to get something really amazing.

I know. I'll contract the Crimson Completist.

He's a collector who became a supervillain to finance his habit.

He's got both the only mint copies of Unbelievable Uberguy No.

1. They were the king's ransom.

Maybe he'll trade one for your photos.

You're probably wondering why we're back in costume.

Well, the Crimson Complete drives a hard bargain.

He's not interested in the photos, but he doesn't have a real-life superhero in

his collection.

So I'm sorry, Miss M.

I'm going to have to trade you complete with costume for that Uber guy number

one.

Now, as you know, every true collector protects the most valuable items in his

collection with mylar film.

So I'm going to have to wrap you up in some before I send you off for the

trade.

This rack contains a special nerve agent that will put you to do suspended

animation and you won't feel a thing. It will be just like falling asleep.

stuff starting to get to me.

I think I'm going to get some gloves.

Okay. Your

legs are

starting to go numb aren't they?

Well, my friend, you've certainly done a splendid job on this fair beauty.

Oh, wow!

It's the Rogue Roper!

Yes, I am indeed the Rogue Roper.

I was monitoring the internet when I came across your postings. Unlike your

thick-headed cohorts in the chat room, I instantly recognized the hallmarks of my

unique binding style in your photographs.

I knew that you had truly captured this lovely heroine, so I made haste to your

humble abode to personally congratulate a true disciple of mine.

oh wow this is great come here my friend i'd like to shake your hand i

hope that blackguard hasn't harmed you my dear please permit me to remove those

wretched bonds

how

do you feel lovely damsel oh that plastic wrap was just awful

but the feeling is beginning to come back in my legs.

Splendid! While you were recovering, I took the liberty of deleting those

scandalous images from your erstwhile captor's computer.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Thank you so much.

How can I repay you?

The gratitude of a gallant lady is more than sufficient recompense.

However, I know that scoundrel never did take you to dinner. You must be

famished. Perhaps you would do me the honor of favoring me with your company

this evening.

I know of a secluded little bistro where we might dine and share our common

interests. Common interests?

Why, yes.

By my count, you've been captured and tied up by villains in 40% of your

cases. Surely that is more than coincidence, and indicates a tendency to

seek out such predicaments for erotic pleasure.

Listen, Buster. I am not that kind of girl at all.

Now... You get out of here before I forget that I'm a lady and I wipe the

floor with you.

Very well.

Let it never be said that the rogue Roper imposes his company on any fair

damsel. I bid you adieu, but we both know our paths will cross again.

I hope you'll have a bitter awareness of your subconscious desires at that time.

Get out.

Now.

And one more thing, it's not 40%, it's like 20%, maybe 25%

tops.

What a freak.

That's the best dating prospect I've had all month.

Another season of the superhero and bachelorettes coming on.

Maybe I can get on there.

It would be so nice to have men come at me with roses and jewels and not ropes

and ray guns.

And there's no chance of me getting tied up, now is there?

The Maltine's McCaffery.

Freeze, Reaper.

Miss Mouser, I've been expecting you.

You should be afraid.

I don't fear the Reaper.

But you should.

What did you do? I can't move.

That is correct, Miss Mouser.

You are paralyzed.

You won't be needing this anymore.

Now, stay right there.

I'll be back for you in just a moment.

Come back here.

This can't be happening again.

Rehar?

Rehar? Where are you?

Uh, could you say, like, hello?

Shoot.

Dagnabbit.

I'll never let this down.

Oh, God.

My nose itches.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm gonna get teased about this one.

Where have you been?

It's about time you came back.

What are you doing?

This is my mind control module.

You'll become very familiar with this in just a moment.

Well, Miss Mouser, the paralysis beam has worn off, and now you are subject

to the mind control unit.

You must do whatever I say.

Do you want to or not?

I have news for you, Miss Mouser. I have just begun a glorious campsite.

It's called The Reaper Defeats Ms. Mouser.

Dot net. I could not get dot com.

Oh.

At this very moment, 52 people are watching this scene.

Watching you, subject to my every whim. Is that what that light is?

Yes.

I don't want that.

What you want is not important.

What I want is the only thing that's important.

At this moment, Miss Mouser, I want you to take all your clothes off.

I can't do that.

You must.

You must strip.

Not with that camera watching.

That's totally... Oh.

You cannot resist.

This is nothing compared to what I have in store for you. I must resist this.

Why am I doing this?

Because I tell you to. What have you done?

Oh no.

And they're watching me?

Fifty-four people now. Oh no.

Reaper,

stop it. You've got to stop this.

You cannot resist and you cannot stop this.

I can't do this. I can't. I can't. I can't.

and a superheroine.

I control your chakras. I control your mind.

Keep going.

I'm better than this.

Not the belt. Not the belt. Not the belt.

Don't you know I need this?

I have to get my clothes off.

What are these glowing things?

That is what keeps you in my control.

Remove those stockings. Oh gosh.

Oh my gosh. I am completely exposed.

Turn around slowly.

Why can't I resist this?

Super heroines have free will!

This is your humiliation.

This is your ultimate defeat, Miss Mouser. I can't be defeated.

Not again. Not like this.

Darn.

Reaper?

How much longer do I have to stand here?

I'll let you know when you're done.

Oh.

I'm still planning what's coming up for you next.

Next? Oh, no.

Oh, bladder.

Welcome back to TheRiverDefeatsVismouser.net.

We have 153 people watching you struggle against the barbed

wire in our room now.

There's only one way you're going to get out of this.

That is by cooperating.

We reached the final chapter.

The Reaper defeats Ms. Mouser.

That's horrible.

The final humiliation.

The ultimate defeat.

We have 487 viewers.

And they're enjoying every moment of your defeat.

Oh no.

My neck.

And now, Miss Mouser's ultimate defeat.

What could be more humiliating than this?

There she

is, Phyllis.

You can find her at 15.

8362 Coinga Boulevard in Chatsworth, California.

She's here. She's waiting for you. Enjoy.

This concludes The Reaper Defeats Miss Mouser.