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Hey, honey.

Hey, what's up?

Well, I don't know if you've noticed lately, but I feel like Hysteria's going

down a really bad path.

Why? Well, have you seen how she's been dressing lately?

That's how all the kids dress.

No, not all the kids. I mean, she used to always wear these cute little pink

dresses and have bows in her hair, and now she's, like, wearing all black, and

these weird guys are, like, coming over to the house all the time.

Those are her friends.

Okay, but aren't you a little concerned?

Like, I'm her mom and it's like... I don't know. I just... I just feel

like... I just feel like she's going down a bad path.

Well, I met her friends. They seem pretty cool. They're very polite to me.

Well, they may be polite, but have you seen them?

Like, I mean, they're, like, all tattooed and, like, they're wearing,

like, that's just a sleeve. Like, no, they're, like, they have, like, neck

tattoos. Like, I don't, I don't know. I'm just, I don't know. I'm just really

worried about her.

I'm right here, Mom.

I'm literally right here.

Why don't you say it to my face at least? Talk to me, Dad. Like, say

something to her.

She's right here.

talk to you, you totally call me a bitch.

Because you're being a bitch about it.

Dad, tell her she's being a bitch.

Listen, honey, I'm not going to say that, but maybe you should be just a

little lighter on her.

She's just going through a thing. That's her look now.

There's nothing wrong with it.

It's so cute, Mom. Like, just get with the times.

You are a little older than her, you know.

I know, maybe I'm just a little old-fashioned, but, I mean, and you're

her stepdad, too, so listen.

You know, you need to, like, Mom, he's literally my dad. Don't even, like, go

there. I understand I'm her stepdad, but I'm, like, her male figure, I guess. You

know, I'm trying to do, I'm trying to cut her some slack.

I know.

So what happened when you got pressed when you were younger?

You just did whatever you wanted. No, I never got in any trouble or did any of

it. You got in trouble all the time. I did not.

You just didn't get caught enough.

Right. That's because there's no video evidence. But whatever.

We're not talking about me.

I don't want her to make the same mistakes I made.

Well, you have to let her figure stuff out for herself, and that's the only way

to learn.

Okay.

I can't.

Fine. I'll take your side.

Whatever you need. Listen,

don't call her a bitch. That's not okay.

What did we talk about?

Fine, I will talk to her.

Go to yoga.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Bye, honey.

Bye.

Listen. Bye.

Dad, you can't just look at her and talk to me like that. It's not fair.

Why don't you come sit and we can have a little talk.

Don't worry about it. It'll be good.

Come on. It's not fair.

Sit down.

She just does whatever she wants.

Well, this is kind of her house.

So we have to live by some rules, okay?

Listen, I've got your back. Have I always had your back?

Yeah. Okay.

Just don't let her tell me how I dread it.

It's so dumb. It has nothing to do with how I'm acting.

Just pay attention, that's all.

Well, we can spend some time today for a little while, I guess.

Yeah? Yeah.

Thank you, Daddy.

You know your mom loves you, right?

I guess.

She does.

So she's just really concerned because you've changed.

And she's old school. You know that.

She doesn't understand your new look.

She doesn't obviously understand your friends.

I'm trying to help you out as best as I can and kind of not take sides.

But I need your help a little bit.

I need you to not call her a bitch.

Even if she's being bitchy.

Can you just hold back for me?

I guess, darling.

Like... Okay.

I guess.

You can do it.

I'll try.

I also need you to... Gotta help out a little more around the house.

I have been. I put like a whole cup of water into the goldfish tank the other

day.

Okay, but how about all the clothes she asked you to help her with in the

bedroom? Did you do any of that? They're her clothes.

I know, but she asked for help, honey.

Did you do that yet?

No.

Well, do you think you can help out a little bit more?

I guess not even.

It will get her off your back.

Yeah. That would be good, right?

I guess.

Fine.

Okay. I'll help more.

Help is good.

Make her happy.

She'll be less bitchy.

Hi, guys. Daddy.

Okay. If you want me to... It would help me out. I would be a lot less stressed

if you two weren't butting heads all the time.

It would make you happy?

It would make me happy.

I like making you happy, Daddy.

Well, I like when you smile and you're being happy yourself, so I appreciate

that. Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, I just wanted to make you happy, and you said helping around the house

makes you happy, and I could help you right now, you know?

Um, like, I don't need any help. I need you to help out and do, like,

chores and stuff.

This could be a chore, Daddy. I mean, you've been so stressed, so it just

helps to leave a little bit of it.

Because of that bitch?

No, like, you're my stepdaughter.

Exactly, we're not even related. It doesn't matter, Daddy.

What if she comes home?

She's at class.

She won't be home all day.

Um... Dad, just chill.

Just stop calling me Dad, please.

You want me to call you Daddy instead?

It's our little secret, right?

Yeah. Like I would tell her, she'd just yell at me more.

She would kill me.

to do this.

From all those bad people you didn't want me to hang out with.

Are you going to be daddy's good girl?

Are you going to change my curfew?

Let's talk about that later.

Uh-huh.

Oh,

you're

going to make me cum.

Hey, baby.

Oh, hey, Daddy.

You're doing such a good job.

Thank you. I know, right? Look how good.

Everything's so organized and folded.

And I've been doing everything you asked me to do.

Such a good girl.

Right?

So, since you've been such a good girl...

I think maybe I can do something for you.

Yeah?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Like what, Daddy?

I think maybe... Come here.

No.

Just sit right there for me.

Okay. Lay back on here.

Okay.

Mm, just like that.

That's a good girl.

Let's take these off.

She went back.

I have been wanting this since...

Yeah. Yeah.

nice and wet for him

Oh, it's so good.

You like when I tease you like this? Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, there you go.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Yes. There you go, Daddy.

Nice and smooth. Just like that. Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-

We're coming too fast.

Yeah, uh-huh

I was getting the light.

Fucking idiots.

You're gonna make me cum.

She's coming?

So maybe like an hour come down? Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

Bye. Thank you, sweetie.

Yep.

Wow.

That was close.

I know, right?

That was too much fun.

We'll have to do that again sometime, too.