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[Cody] I got it!
-[Martin] You got it? -[Jared] Stop.
[Jared] I quit! I quit I quit I quit!
[laughter]
[Jared] Do that one more time and see what happens...
Boom!
[Jared] You can’t even take me down, dawg!
[Kevin laughing]
[Jared] You can’t even take me down, dawg!!
[voices grow distant]
[etheral music grows]
[cicadas sing]
[car horn in the distance]
[Keven] Shit!
[excited greetings nearby]
[Mary Lou] Hi!!! [Jared] Hey, dude!
[Steve] What is the word?
Gimme some! Marylou!
[Steve] How was the drive in? [Jared] Good, really easy.
[Cody] Yeah, because you slept the entire five hours.
[Jared] Yeah well now I'm all hopped up.
[Cody] You’re all hopped up??
[Marylou] So, summer good?
Nothing illegal, immoral, or unethical?
-Mary Lou! -No way!
[Steve] Cody, did you see on the way in—?
[Cody] I did, yes I did!
[Steve] I specifically fixed that hoop
for our little rematch.
[Cody] Oh, yeah? So where is he?
[Jared] Yeah. Where's boy-o?
[Martin] KEVIN!
[Steve] Is he in town?
[in an impish voice] What are you doing in my woods?
Rah!
Oh I see you!
[Jared] Oh, this.
[laughing]
Hey.
-Hey. -What's up?
Nothing.
[yelling and laughing]
Whoa! Chill! Down, boy!
Chill! Chill. [laughs]
[Jared] Chill?! I can't chill.
I'm haven’t seen this boy in three months,
and the first thing he tells me is to chill??
-What are you doing?
[yelling and grunting]
Oh shit! Ah! Ha!
We’re here!!!
I missed you guys.
-You guys wanna go for a swim?
-Yes, I do. -Hell, yeah.
-Yeah, let’s do it. -Yes I do...
Come on!
[Martin] Let's go! Let's go!!
Thank you! [Martin] Let's go!!!
[laughing]
[Martin] Thank you.
You're welcome.
I’m doing my dish duty now before everyone gets here.
[Martin] Okay, Kevin.
See, that's why you just say
"you’re welcome."
Tact?
[Steve] Moo Moo Cachoo...
Mackinaw Island Fudge...
[Martin] Let’s see it.
[Steve] And vanilla...
[Jared] Ooooo.
[Steve] Stories and sundaes to celebrate our union?
Definitely.
[Steve] Hey, thanks for cleaning up.
You're welcome.
[gentle piano]
[laughing]
[Cody] Three summers ago,
we read that after
summer after freshman year.
[silent mimmicking]
Oh boy, I got you.
[chatter]
[Martin] What’s he got, what’s he got?
What’s that, an encyclopedia?
-It looks chonky. -A tale from a time...
long ago.
[Marylou] Your fave!
-No. -No?
[Kevin] We’re not going to finish it in a month anyway.
Aw...
[Jared] We’re not gonna finish that in a year.
"The Stardust Compendium"
This is your favorite book?
[Marylou] Okay...
From the ages of, like, 3 to 8 and a half. Yeah.
[Martin] Then he matured.
You loved that princess!
[Kevin] Mom.
[Marylou] Kev!
Cody, he used to come into our room with his little blankie
over his shoulder,
"Mommy, Daddy, read the princess."
-"The princess!" -"Read the princess!”
Oh you’re so adorable bro!
This is really cutting into the,
masculine identity I've been cultivating here.
-[Martin] Oh, hey hey hey hey -[Cody] Read the princess?
[Martin] Real men feel.
[laughing]
Please?
I’ll read 70% of the time.
Okay, okay.
Real men feel what?
Exactly.
Chapter one.
"Have I told you?"
"Have I told you this dream?"
"the bold young princess asked the quiet knight."
"A dream of fallen stars."
"The far reaches of time."
"And I dreamed what you dreamed."
"Wanted what you wanted."
"How far will we go?"
"Stardust to stardust?"
"For the stars are limitless."
"Infinite as my love,"
"everlasting,"
"and incalculable."
Okay.
[sighs]
[Cody giggling]
[whispering and moaning]
[Kevin] Fu-
-[Cody] Is it...? -[Kevin] Fuck...
[Kevin] Fuck.
My bad.
[Cody] Impressive.
[Kevin] What?
[Cody] World records are impressive.
[Kevin sighs]
[Cody] No no no no no no.
Hey.
[Cody laughs]
[Cody] I knew I'd seen you here before.
[Kevin] In these woods? [Cody] You're Kevin.
Kevin Wolf Schmidt.
[Kevin] Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well my woodland friends call me The Wolf.
[Cody] Yeah. I’ve seen you prowling.
[Kevin] Well, I do prowl every third Saturday
of the month when the moon is highest, so, that must...
be what you’re thinking about.
[Cody] Must be.
[crickets chirping]
I don't know why
I thought this place would be different.
Or, yeah, I don't know.
What would be different?
Nothing.
It doesn't even make sense.
Okay! It's like...
this place doesn't even exist until you're here.
Right?
And then, it doesn't even matter
what happened or what you did, or...
See? I don't even know! [laughs]
Well, it's definitely more boring
when you're not here.
Wow. Thank you.
You're welcome.
I don't care if we do 29 days of absolutely nothing.
-Nope. -Yes.
And you know what I'm going to say, dune climb at sunrise.
You're the one who can't get up at 4am!
I know! But I will!
Yeah, but I am also too lazy to get up at 4am.
We can do it.
I mean, I see no evidence why this year will be different, but
okay.
Well, I'm going to do it.
I support your endeavors.
[contented sigh]
Oh.
Oh?
The smell of electricity in the air
before a storm.
It's called petrichor.
Can I tell you something?
Yeah.
Hhmm.
What?
What? -Nope.
Nope.
[howls playfully]
Sshhh!
You're a wolf!
I'm wolf in discretion.
Howl.
Awwooo.
In what world is that a howl?
In discretionary wolf world.
Please.
We have very strict ordinance—
ordinances.
Howl for me, little—
big wolf!
Strong, sweet, beautiful wolf.
Who I may have missed just a little.
[howling loudly]
70 days.
Nine hours and
27 minutes.
Never again?
Never.
[gentle music]
[grasshoppers sing]
[Mystery of Time by Dopplar]
[Kevin] Hey, Post Master Joe.
[birds singing]
[Kevin howls joyfully]
[Steve] That's a big decision.
[Martin] Huge decision.
But honestly, I'll just step away from it,
take a breather— You know?
[Steve] Mm. Yeah.
So, what’re you thinkin, a year? [Martin] Oh, jeez.
I don't know,
the majority of my life has been school, so
I just kinda wanna try some not-school for a while.
Mmhmm, so some not-school.
[Martin] Yes! Absolutely. Absolutely.
[Martin] I’m pretty sure school feels the same way about me.
[Marylou] I’ll say, "Martina and I spoke"
"and he told me that he is going to stay at home until"
"he’s 35."
"And I think it's a really smart plan!"
Yeah, you know, we'll workshop it,
we’ll put a pin in that.
[Laughing]
[Marylou] Hello.
Hello.
[Steve] Morning. [Martin] Hey!
Good morning!
What's up boys?
We're focused.
[Martin] Yeah, they're on a mission.
[Marylou] Guys.
Looks good out there.
[Whispering]
[Marylou] Kev?
It looks good out there.
Mom.
Chill?
I’m chill!
-Marylou, you're the chillest. -Right?
-Mmhmm. -Come on, I mean,
am I not the chillest?
And the illest.
[Laughing] What?
No?
Tough crowd.
Man.
Cody, what is wrong with these guys?
I don't know.
Mmm!
Can we use the bikes today?
Mmm, that's chill.
[Sighs]
Okay, now we can have some pancakes.
-Mmm. -Alright.
[Martin] Here they come. Here they come now.
-You should feel accomplished. -[Cody] Come eat.
After you.
[Cody] Plate. -Thank you very much.
-Plate. -Plate.
Thank you very much.
♪ And when you’re not yearning ♪
♪ You decide just what to feel ♪
♪ These days ♪
♪ I’m living in the city ♪
♪ instead of on the run ♪
[Slaps mailbox]
[Slaps mailbox]
♪ I bet ♪
♪ you’re lying in the shadows ♪
♪ hiding from the sun ♪
[All] Oooohh!!!
[Kevin] Wait. How?
[Empty blowing sound]
[Laughing]
♪ You’ve got your world hurting ♪
♪ It’s no secret I can see ♪
♪ Inside your soul is burning ♪
[Waves roar]
♪ for a taste of revelry ♪
♪ These days ♪
♪ I’m living in the city ♪
♪ instead of on the run ♪
♪ I bet ♪
♪ you’re lying in the shadows ♪
♪ hiding from the sun ♪
[Jared] Oh, what’s a kickstand.
[Kevin] I don't know. [Laughing]
[Marylou] Jared, no running in the road!
[Martin] County road ends at the water, Marylou!
[Laughing]
Cody, you know the story of this Harbor?
[Cody] Mm-mm.
Well, from Alligator Alley to the shallows,
he gave this to her family,
when he fell in love with a weaver's daughter.
And, sort of,
a monument to Bolt’s affection for her.
Now, in 1860, Elena
donated it to the entire town for everybody to enjoy.
Sort of a enduring monument
to their eternal love.
[Upbeat music]
♪ These days ♪
♪ I’m living in the city ♪
Come on, take it to 50, Steve!
[Steve] Come on! [Jared] Yeah!!!
[Steve] Here we go!
[Steve] Fifty it is!
[Marylou] Hey, that’s dangerous, Marty!
[Jared] It’s outside the comfort zone, Marylou!
[Jared] It’s where the magin happens!
[Martin] Woo!
[Jared] Yeah!
-Woo! -Aaahhh!!!
Yeah!!!
[All yelling and screaming]
[Martin] I knew this was gonna start!
[Martin] Ugh, it makes me go "ough!!!"
And then my muscles tense up.
[Steve] Contractions. [Martin] Yeah yeah yeah.
[Steve] Contractions are contractions.
[Jared] That’s so wild, and crazy.
[Martin] I mean, come on. [Jared] Oh, man.
Bo-bouy, your shoulders. -What?!
[Martin] Oh, Jared—
[Martin] Could you get that for me?
Outside the comfort zone?
Inside the comfort zone, baby!
[Jared] Amazing.
You guys gonna miss each other?
Oh, no, Marylou. We don't—
Tell her. Let her know.
Time to branch out, right?
[Jared] Ummmm I like knowing my friends. Okay?
And it's like 14 amazing beautiful years with these guys.
[Jared] So I'm cool. Yeah I'm good.
Um, like— Oh, Kev!
Kev! -What?
Do I know you?
What?
Do I know you?
— like, the real you.
You don't know shit on a stick a-rooney-dooney about me, bro.
-Hmm. -You see, he loves me.
And there's so much more to learn.
So my branches are pretty, uh
sprouted to the maximum.
[Marylou] Okay. So no branching.
-That's a negative. Yes. -None.
And these two?
What the two lovebirds at the bow?
I mean...
Reed and Claremont are close.
Yeah it's a 14 hour and 16 minute drive in light traffic
when leaving at 6 a.m..
So.
[Laughter] What?
How do you know that?
Well, your son told me this many times over
the last 6 months.
[Marylou] How many times?
-Many. -Yes.
Oh, so many times.
So, um, yeah. They're cool.
They're good.
You guys cool and good?
[Scoffs]
What, bud?
Uh
Because, uh
Jay is saying you're old and empty nesters
I didn’t
I...
I think I wanna kick "your ass!
Martin!
-[Laughing] -Whoaa!
Not before you stretch, though. -Oh!
-Oh, right. A little stretchy stretch.
Oh, no. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be great.
Gonna be great. He's got you guys.
The three musketeers.
[Marylou] The three musketeers.
We’re your musketeers too, Marylou.
Unequivocally.
Oh.
Yo, K.C.
[Cody] Yo.
[Jared] What are the plans tonight?
-Ballin’. -Got no plans.
Perfect.
It happens between the plans, baby.
What happens between the plans?
-Oh, it’s jus that... -What happens between plans?!
[Martin] Come on, Mary Lou!
-Oh no, oh nooo -What happens between plans?!
[Martin] Laaa vidaaa!!!
Oh! Oh now!
Oh reel ‘em in! Reel ‘em in!
-♪ Somebody help me! ♪ -♪ Somebody help me! ♪
-Ooohhh! -Oh, he's like a flying fish!
♪ I’m unequivocally-dancing! ♪
Unequivocally! Okay?
-He’s unequivocally-dancing!
-I’m falling! I’m unequivocally falling!
[Clapping and yelling]
[Rhythmic clapping]
[Martin] Get outta here!
[Rhythmic clapping intensifies] Nooo...
[All] Come on! Dance!
[Cheering!]
[Cheering!]
[Growing ethereal music]
[Music grows, sound fades]
[Distant Cheering]
[Laughing]
"And then the flying knight felt compelled to speak!"
"Princess! Princess!"
"Dare I say our love shall be timeless."
Timeless!
[Kevin] Yes! Timeless!
May I go on? I must say reprimand.
No reprimandations, sir!
Not a words, sir!
You need to learn your words, sir.
-Keep reading, sir. -Well, where was I?
-Timeless! -TIMELESS!
Ah, yes! Timeless!
Timeless! You all get
one candy each for being such good little listeners.
One for you. Come on.
One for you.
And one for youuu.
[Laughing] What is this voice?!
I...
don't know, but you get one more candy!
because, well
well, nobody's ever cared to ask me about my voice before,
young lady.
Now, where was I?!
-TIMELESS! -TIMELESS!
Ah, timeless...
We've got this.
An adventure we have yet to achieve—
nay, even dare attempt!
DUNE CLIMB at SUNRISE!
Oooh, dune climb at sunrise!
Now I know what ya’ll are gonna say
Every year we say we to do it,
and we never do it. And it's horseshit.
Because we are a rock and roll band
with hearts of
-Balls! -Fire.
[Cody] Hearts of great balls of fucking fire!
And this year is going to be different. Because we are 18,
damn it, and of sound mind and sound body,
and we have the capacity to make a plan and stick to it.
So does anybody have any questions?
Absolutely not.
[Cody] Thank you Martin.
[Cody] Now let's fucking do this.
[Cody] Gosh darn it all the hell.
Because this is something we are never,
ever going to forget.
So who's with me?
Sshhfink!
That was a sword sound.
Anyway.
LET’S DO THIS!!!
[Emphatic cheering!]
Rah!!!
AAHHH!!!
AAHHH!!!
[This Sweet Love by James Yuill]
Hey!
[Chatting]
♪ Be ♪
♪ the greatest man in history ♪
Here we go! Here we go!
You’re doing fine! Honestly!
[Cody screams]
♪ just be ♪
[Splashing and laughing]
♪ Walk ♪
♪ walk out on the beach with me ♪
[Martin beatboxing]
♪ walk out on the sea with me ♪
♪ just me ♪
[People talking] [Kevin] Pull back!
[Cody] I’m gonna pull back! I’m gonna pull back!
[Kevin] Yeah! [Cody] Wait! Towards me?!
[Kevin] Towards you!
That was not fun!
That was not fun!!!
It’s only boating in pictures!
♪ Sweet love ♪
♪ And oh ♪
♪ how you love ♪
♪ This sweet love ♪
[River babbles]
Where are we?
[Jared] You got to get your priorities straight.
You got to go to school. You got to get a job.
-Cut your hair. -And brush your teeth.
Yeah, son! You gotta brush your hair and cut your teeth or
you'll end up in the hills of Sasquatchian
building a fireout of damp wood! And you’re
frickin cold in a bare ass on a
Tuesday afternoon!
Haaaah!
[All] Hah!
[Martin] Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[Martin] that sounds fun, I’ll do that!
[Jared] Then go! Go to Canada.
It's like right there. -I will!
You would?
I would. Maybe. Possibly!
-It's, you know— -Miss you already.
[Martin] Hey, hey, hey, I said maybe!
Okay? There’s a big, big if on that.
[Frustrated sigh]
With his autonomy comes
making the decisions.
And my brain is like, "No!"
"Absolutely the fuck not."
"You are too lazy for that."
And I just
I know I don't want to be the same shit as—
without thinking about what’s next or,
or planning! Or any of that!
It's just all been so fucking...
[Frustrated sound] Right?
-Yes. -I just want to be out there.
-Yeah that’s— -I wanna be...
Bare ass in Canada?
Bare ass in Canada!
Maybe.
Of course I still have feelings about it
that I will unpack later.
[Jared] Yeah, that's cool man.
I mean, you've never been one to move at other people's tempos.
I know, because I try. -So what do you want to do?
I want to fly!
Or something.
Annie!
[Annie] Cody Bear?! -Hi! Come here!
-I think we’ve got some females. -Hi!
-Chill. -Relax!
[Kevin] Fix your hair.
Oh my...
Guys! Don't mother me.
[Annie] Hi!
-Oh. -Hi.
[Kevin] Yo.
[Annie] Well, aren't you all evolving nicely?
[Annie] Hi, boys.
Ann Marie.
[Annie] Ann Marie.
[Cody] How’s school?
Schoolie, man.
Um
The first couple months felt
eternal, because everything is new.
You know— dorm, internship, friends.
But once you get settled in,
you know, everything just speeds up
and before you know it, you're back
in the Old Haven none the wiser.
Or maybe the wiser, who’s to say.
Uh, how are, how are the parties?
Fine.
Is there reckless hedonism?
Marty, I'm sure you'll have every success at finding
whatever it is your little heart desires.
[Kevin] But the hedonism?
Oh, it's a hellscape of instant gratification.
Mmm.
But once you get past that, it is
whatever you want it to be.
You know, cool people, everybody really trying.
It's cool.
Come visit me. All of you.
Yeah, I’ll definitely take you up on that.
Oh. Sorry, I meant all of them.
[All] Oooh.
[Kevin] Oh my gah.
Sorry.
Can I ask—
Do you have— how—
how are the guys?
Short sighted.
Short sighted, I like that.
-Mmm mmm mmm! -Wow, short sighted.
[Thunder, gentle rain]
[Annie] I think one miracle happened.
The big bang, a singularity
and everything else is just
math! You know, moving particles.
[Martin] Wait wait wait. Okay, but wait.
Doesn't that technically make everything a miracle?
[Annie] That’s not what I'm intending to say, no.
[Martin] Okay,
but there's nothing and an incalculable amount
of cosmic atoms
forms the singularity, and that happens!
And?
[All] AND?
13.8 Billion years later, here we are
talking about it.
Right? Like wondering why and asking how.
Seems pretty miraculous to me.
Well, I mean, I can appreciate the insane mathematics involved.
Sure, it’s
pretty miraculous.
But to say that
life is a miracle.
That's a cliche.
Well, I love a good cliche.
Oh, fuck.
[Annie] And that's cool, Bubbaloo.
[Annie] Just accept it.
You know, rebel yell on the outside
Live, Laugh, Love
knitting by the fire in a cozy mustard
cardigan on the inside.
[Snorts]
Zinger.
-Okay. [Jared] Zinger!
Okay!
[Annie] Don’t fight it, embrace it.
[Martin] Okay!
Embrace the inner you.
I accept
okay?
How’s that? I accept that I am a man
of platitudes.
And!
I am also, very much so,
the human embodiment of a housecat.
[Jared] You know, the Crystal River was...
pretty pretty.
As we say in my culture, it was
stupid, sparkly.
And, I've always, I always loved it there.
[Kevin] Are you kidding?
My parents used to always force us
to go there when we were younger.
We hated it.
[Jared] Well, I block that out.
Why did you hate it?
They used to have to put floaties on us
to keep us from getting in the riptimes. It was,
kinda traumatizing.
-The riptides? -The floaties.
I don't think there's ever been a rip tide there.
I think they were just fucking with us.
Well, I appreciate it now.
[Kevin] Is it different now?
[Martin] Nah, no, the thing’s still the same.
But, I mean, as kids,
we just want to eat ice cream
and throw lit sticks at each other.
Back then, we chose
fire and ice cream.
And now it's libations and debauchery.
[Martin] Oh god. -And hootenannien.
Hootenannien?
"Hootenannien!"
[Laughter]
Yeah, and we can hootenanny all we want
now because it's of our own volition.
[Jared] Hhmm?
[Martin sighs] It's...
"on your own terms."
Mmmmmm.
See you got to learn your words, man.
This is what happens!
I know everything that I need to know.
Alright, I don't know about you guys, but I learned this
long ago.
Ah, enlighten us.
Oh, no. Sorry. Can't.
-What? No, please. -Can’t jinx it.
-Nope. Sorry. -Please! Enlighten us.
Okay, well, since you're begging.
Give it what— uh
Eight, Eleven
Eleven years.
And we buy a place
right here.
[Kevin] On the lake.
[Jared] On the lake?
[Jared scoffs]
[Jared mimmicking] "On the lake?"
My name is Kevin, [Laughter]
I stay "on the lake."
[Cody] Jay! [Laughing]
Okay. Sorry.
Yeah, we get
a little spot of lake land and we'll come up every summer.
And Kev is a...
writer/doctor, doctor/writer.
And— Cody is a world renowned
human-tarian, philanthropist, bad ass, whatever.
And then me and Marty, we live our lives
riddled with questionable life choices
and then decide to settle down
and raise our respective kiddos all together, in a single house.
I think it's perfect.
That is...
inefficient as fuck.
[Jared] It's the most efficient
‘cause then we get to be together
all the time.
Ah! He's got you there.
[Jared] Yeah, I got you there.
And, um,
Ann Marie, what what
What?
What?
What? Oh—
Oh, I get the honor of being with you
after your questionable lifestyle?
Or are you saying that I'm one of your questionable choices?
Uh. Either. Or—
it's your volition.
[Annie laughs]
[Annie] You’re drunk, boo.
A drunken mind speaks a sober heart.
And!
My heart is sober.
Come on, everybody,
please raise it up here with me.
[Soft music]
Here's to us, a lifetime from now,
Looking back and seeing that it was together.
There’s truly, truly
no place I'd rather be than
with you guys.
I love you guys so much.
So, Cheers!
[All] Cheers. [Kevin] Eyes.
-Eyes. -Eyes!
Cheers and eyes!
-Eyes. -Eyes.
-Eyes. -Cheers.
[Jared] Lotta eyes. Cheers.
[Chatting]
[laughing]
[Martin] Hey, you guys coming?
Uhhh.
No. We’re chillin’.
Okay, well, good night, you guys.
And drive safe.
Thank you.
[Martin] The beer.
[Jared] Hey, guys. Um.
Do you guys, like, love each other?
Forever? And ever?
[Kevin] Okay, bye.
Wait wait wait, Jay.
Yo, come here.
-Yo yo! -I think I forgot, hold on—
Hold on, I think I...
Oh.
[All] Ooooh! -Oh, my—
-I'll get ya’ll! -Bye!
-Ya’ll just wait on it.
[Radio turns on]
[Awaken by Big Wild starts playing]
What is this?
Oh, Kev.
[Music continues]
♪ Find your way home ♪
♪ Find your way home ♪
[Music fades]
[Waves lapping] [Birds singing]
[Delicate piano]
[Kevin] Jay, I'm not saying it's how many times you’re farting
that’s ruining it.
It's how consistently disgusting they are.
Okay okay!
I’m not the first person to say it.
[Jared] Come here, both you guys. Both you guys—
[Slap!]
-Jay, you! -Jay!
[Martin] I’m comin’ for you now! [Jared] Come in here!
[Distant door slams]
[Martin] ♪ Dune climb! ♪
♪ At fucking sunrise! ♪
[Jared] Love the energy.
[Kevin] Is that new? I don’t think I’ve heard that.
Wow.
[Martin] I don't think the music gets this far out.
[Jared] What’s the one song, that goes
[Jared] ♪ Whoa. Whoa whoa, whoa...♪
[Kevin] Maybe I'll hear it in a year or two.
[Kevin] Maybe you want to catch up on time.
Yeah.
[Jared, mimmicking] When you catch up on time music.
Dope.
[Cody] Good, boys. [Kevin] Mmmm.
[Kevin] Grumpy boys. [Jared] Ohhh, Wooshy-boosh.
[Kevin] No no no.
[Martin] Shfink!
[All] Shfink!
[Soft wind and waves]
[Panting]
[Kevin] We’ve got about,
27 minutes ‘till sunrise.
[Laughter]
[Martin] Come on guys!
[Martin] Jared. [Laughing]
[Kevin] Cardio was your thing.
[Jared] I can't run that fast.
Okay, bro.
[Jared] I’ll see you nerds up there! Huh?
[Martin, laughing] Yo!
This is fucking crazy!
Oh my god.
Oh-oh.
Oh!
[Kevin] My dogs are barking!
[Martin] I'm sorry. What'd you say?
[Kevin] Woof, my dogs are barking.
[Kevin] Like, my feet hurt.
[Kevin] It’s a saying.
[Jared] Anyway!
[Kevin] Fuck you guys, it's a saying!
[Kevin] Shoes?
[Cody] Yeah, may I put them in your bag?
[Kevin] You may.
[Kevin] So, do we say a few words or
Are we just going to go?
[Martin] I believe!!!
[Jared] In a thing called.. oh shit, Marty we’re flying!
[Kevin] You alright? [Cody] Yeah.
[Kevin] You ready? [Cody] Yeah. Yep.
-Hold my hand? -Sure?
[Cody] Okay, okay.
Wait wait wait wait wait. Fuck. Sorry, sorry.
-Are you okay? -Yes. Yeah.
-You sure? -Yes. Let’s go.
-It's just run and jump. -Yeah.
-Okay. -Okay we’re going?
Sorry, yeah. Okay, yeah.
-Okay. -Yeah.
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Fuck!
[Kevin] Okay. You okay?
[Cody] Yeah I’m okay, are you okay?
[Kevin] Yeah. Are you sure?
[Kevin] Because, like, it does not seem like it.
I’m okay— I don't know if I'm okay!
Actually, I don't know. When you’re 14 this shit is just like
-I know. I know! -and right now...
[Martin] Guys! -One sec!
Look, we can meet them down there. It’s fine.
No no no, I want to! I want to.
-I want to do it! It’s just... -Would it help if I,
did this?
Or this?
We got this.
You ready?
Mmhmm.
[Gentle music rises]
Okay.
We go this time.
[Cody nervously] Yes.
-[Kevin] On three. -[Cody] Okay.
[Kevin] Two.
[Kevin] One!!! Oh shit!
[Laughter and cheering]
[Waves lapping]
[Martin] Almost. Almost, no.
[Martin] I'm on time.
Like, it’s not like I promised to be like
with anybody.
[Jared] They’re just...
[Martin] Yeah. Better not to say.
Somebody might hear.
[Chuckles]
[Martin grunts]
[Martin] Everything's a fight for me, Jay!
I'll fight you, rock! I'll fight you, sun!
Indiscriminate... demonic beings!
I'll fight you!
[Jared] Then I'll fight them with you too, man.
You know we can talk about whatever, though?
You know that, right?
[Martin] Yeah, man.
Honestly, it's
it's nothing. It's just me.
I don't
I don't know what I'm doing.
Well, I don't know why I insist on
talking to people while I'm brushing my teeth.
Maybe it's because I like it.
I think it's fun.
Well, it's a great litmus test to see how well
someone knows you.
-Exactly. -Yeah.
I mean, if you can communicate effectively using just ‘mmmm’s
It's pretty good.
Mmmm.
Mmm.
-Mmmmmmm! -Mmmmmmm!
[Kevin] They formed at the end of the last ice age.
thousands of feet of ice covered this.
[Cody] They're so impressive.
[Kevin] They get their name from an old Ojibway legend.
Legend of the Leaping Bear.
So there's this enormous fire and,
a mother bear and her cubs ran to the shore.
This is actually kind of a sad story,
but I’m going to tell you anyway,
So there was this enormous fire,
and the mother bear amd her cubs ran from the forest.
The cubs fell behind when they were crossing the lake.
And the mother bear died waiting for them on the other side.
Manitou, the great spirit
was so moved by the mother bear,
that she raised an island
for the resting place of each cubs, commemorating them.
[Cody] A physical reminder. That's so sad.
Not just the cubs, but the mother bear.
How she couldn't live after that.
[Kevin] Yeah.
Okay, so this is hypothetical.
[Cody] Ooh! [Kevin] What?
[Cody] No no no no. Sorry yes, hypothetical.
[Kevin] Yes, a note. [Cody] Yes.
So let's say a series of events happened
and we end up with a house here.
[Cody] In the hypothetical?
[Kevin] No, we live in that house,
we have all the little kiddos and all that
But, Marty and Jay do not live with us.
[Cody] Okay yeah, let's do it. Hypothetically.
[Kevin] Yeah. I’d settle for a porch swing...
a series of particular events you need to unfold for this...
[Cody] Right! And if they do... -Great.
[Kevin] Then it's great! And if they don't?
[Cody] Hey, we had a great run.
[Kevin] Yeah. We had a fantastic run.
[Cody] But we can't be one of those couples!
[Kevin] No, no, no. But not like we’re trying.
-So in this hypothetical, -Yes
-While we are hypothesising.
what does the place look like?
Mmmm. Well,
Hypothetically, I mean, while we’re dreaming,
something overlooking the lake.
Mmhmm.
And on a hill! I need a hill to roll down, otherwise
-Then what’s the point? -Exactly.
Somewhere with trees, yeah?
Yeah, trees.
So, it can be surrounded by trees,
and it feels like it has a secret.
somehow make people want to look in,
And see what our family's doing.
And somewhere that's been there a while.
Yeah.
Someplace with a story.
And we'll have our friends over and I'll say,
"Hon, why don't you tell the story of this here home?"
Because in this hypothetical,
we've developed southern accents,
and you'll go,
"No, no, you tell it better."
and I'll say, "Fine, we’ll tell it together."
And then our friends will just puke
because we're just so fucking cute.
[Laughing]
Yeah, something like that.
What?
[Martin] Yo!
How far home?
[Jared] Oh, I like this. This is pretty.
We should build a house here.
2.5 miles
[Martin] On land, Kevin.
Oh, uh...
Like sss— no, 12.4.
[Martin] God damn.
[Jared] It's nature man.
It's nature!
[Martin] There is time in nature.
[Jared] That's true.
[Martin] Observe the sun.
[Cody] — Man!
[Cody laughs]
[Jared] All right, um.
Name something more timeless than the sun.
[Martin] Touche.
There’s actually a dust on earth that’s older than the sun,
from like, 8% of grains in existence.
[Jared] Yeah, no. Thank you, Kev.
Yeah, I was looking for a literal response.
[Kevin] You’re welcome.
[Jared] Thank you.
[Kevin] You’re welcome. [Jared] I thank you!
[Kevin] It’s actually— [Cody] Oh my god!
[Jared] Aahh!
Oh my god!
[Kevin] That is so cold! [Jared] Thank you.
[Kevin] Okay. [Jared] Oh, you’re dead!
[Cody] Hey!!!
[Splashing and laughing]
[Jared] Hey, where’s Martin?! Get him!
[Cody] Quit it!
[Martin] You guys? [Jared] Stop.
[Jared] I quit! I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit.
[Cody] Ah!
[Jared] Do that one more time some fucking—
[Martin] Boom!
[Jared] You can't even take me down, dawg!
[Laughing]
[Jared] You can't even take me down, dawg!!!
[Kevin] Oh my god, it get’s colder!
[Martin] Towel me!
Towel me, please!
[Jared] Bro, who has towels?
[Martin] Okay, towel.
[Jared] Who are you talking to?
[Cody] Who are you talking to? [Jared] Who are you taking to?
[Voices grow distant]
[Gentle piano]
[Wind rustling]
[Marylou] Hey, bud.
Hello.
Pancakes?
Mmmm.
You can make them.
Oh, but I'm lazy.
Ohh.
The guys sleeping?
It's been good.
Having everyone here.
What's up today?
[Steve] It's going to storm.
Felt it on the water this morning.
Petrichor.
What’s that, bud?
Uh, the smell of electricity in the air before storm.
It’s called petrichor.
Cool.
[Thunder rumbles] [Rain outside]
Lazy day.
Dad?
Dad?
Dad!
Did the light impair your hearing?
How are you reading that?
I got special powers, man.
You got special powers—
You're a man who can't hear and wears glasses.
What special powers do you have?
It’s these glasses. They're amazing.
-Respect. -They’re that good?
-They're incredible. -What— where— when,
when did you get them?
-I can see through this paper.
[Distant thunder]
[Marylou] And when does school start?
[Cody] Two days after I leave.
Oh, thank you for the recommendation.
You're welcome.
Hey, when you're running things,
Oh I won’t forget about you.
Okay, cool.
Because, you know,
I gotta make sure I'm taken care of.
Oh, yeah. This guy Steve...
Oh, yeah. I mean, who knows with him, right?
Kev and Steve are twins.
Oh, yeah.
That was, um, ‘78?
Yeah, seventy eight or nine.
The Michigan varsity field hockey game.
Yeah. Yeah.
Steve and our best friend Mike came see me play.
[Steve scoffs]
And that little detail of you
rejecting my first marriage proposal
at the end of the game. -Ooh.
What?
-[Steve] Just a little detail. -Mary Lou!
Cody, we had been dating three weeks!
This guy didn't even have a ring.
Steve.
[Martin] Wooof! Way to go before you're ready.
Mmm, 10 to 1 Crash and burn.
[Marylou] Mmhmm.
-[Cody] How many attempts? -Two.
However many times we broke up in college.
Twenty four.
And graduation, right?
Oh ho ho— He was ready!
Cody, I was ready.
I had my plan. I had the ring.
No doubt whatsoever.
I dropped down on one knee.
Crash and burn?
Rejected. Attempt 23. Yeah, she wasn't ready.
It's tough to do.
[Steve] But what are you going to do, right?
That's it. Game over.
That's just the kind of thing that everybody was saying,
including her.
So, I agreed.
I said I agreed, and I smiled and I nodded my head,
what have you.
But, you know, you were the one.
There's no doubt whatsoever.
And it was like two years and—
—eighteen days.
[Steve] It didn’t matter!
I was in Chicago, I’d just got back.
I was taking the train to work, and um
There she was.
Right there, walking.
And she's doing her little fast walk.
-You know? Her little fast walk. -People to see. People to see.
So anyway, she's going to the train station, and uh
I start running after her.
The train is rumbling overhead...
so
I start sprinting. And I jumped over the counter
and I leapt up the stairs!
-You jumped it? [Steve] Like it was nothin!
Well, he had the wings of love under his feet.
[Steve] Oh, I could feel the tweet tweet.
Well he was 25. You know?
-Yeah. -He’s a young man.
[Steve] I was younger than now, possibly.
[Laughter] So. Yeah.
So I jumped the counter and I lept up the stairs.
And at that point, you know, there's the train and
it’s starting to go.
[Jared] Right right right.
And just in time, I wedge open the doors
of that car, and I step in and I look around,
and there you were,
-Looking at you. -I...
[Steve] So I had to collect myself. Took me a second.
And, uh. I walked right up to you.
-Right.? -Mmm.
You were looking at me the whole time.
Uh huh.
Yeah. And I looked at you right in the eyes.
And then what did I say?
You said, "Come here often?"
Ooooh.
[Steve] That's all I could think of. Because you were, like—
I was so mesmerized.
But, yeah, so,
Two years and 18 days since we last saw each other. Yeah.
When you're ready.
[Marylou] The universe... [Steve] When we were ready.
Yeah, the universe, man, brought us together.
Yep.
Well, mmm, I don't know about all that cosmic
karma stuff.
But...
my love.
[Marylou] What's going on here?
[Martin] Uh oh. [Kevin] Oh no no no.
Oh, no.
[Marylou] Oh no.
♪ Since you mentioned the universe, ♪
I'd have to agree.
Guess what?
Dipping you...
[Marylou gasps and laughs] [Steve] Mmmm!
[Cody] I saw it coming. [Chuckling]
[Fire crackling]
[Steve] Hhmm.
[Cody] I know where we are. [Steve] Oh.
Chapter 28
The beset princess held the quiet knight in her arms.
Fear not the northern colds,
nor the westerly winds and southern snows.
Fear not the everlasting east,
For the physical realms of earth
are not the ties that bind.
If I remember.
she inquired,
is all I am a memory?
To remember is to know what once was
will never be again.
So in this realm I stay
and shall sleep until once again in your embrace,
true and fair.
Kev?
[Birds singing outside]
[Door opens]
[Gentle breeze]
[Cicadas singing]
[Waves lapping]
[Peaceful music rises]
[Peaceful music fades]
[Waves lapping]
[Jared] And that's this.
[Martin] Ugh. You kidding me? Come on.
[Jared] One moves.
[Martin] Okay.
[Jared] Very nice. But... [Martin sighs]
I’m mad-duh.
[Jared] And I know what that means.
But you got to be ten steps ahead, baby.
[Martin laughs]
[Jared] It's...
[Martin] Well, you got to learn your words, man.
[Jared] You can't do that. That's a— that's a check.
[Martin] That's a check? [Jared] That's a check.
[Martin] What, am I going to get paid or something?
[Jared laughs]
[Jared] If I was you, I'd just take it.
There's not much I can do, you know?
[Door opens] [Martin] Yeah, but I don't know,
you've been kind of rockin’ my world.
[Cody] I got pretty far in the book last night.
Kev?
Hhmm?
In Stardust Compendium.
I read a little today, too.
Oh, reading ahead.
Cool. How’d you like it?
I do like it. Yeah.
Not a fan of this princess anymore, though.
And her choices
to stay under some spell over reality.
Right?
Well,
it is a children's book.
Still cowardly? No.
I mean, I don't know,
But if you did?
Well she made a choice, reality didn’t give her one.
Yeah, the wrong choice.
But that's your opinion.
I'm aware of that.
[Cody] What?
[Kevin] What are you doing?
Cody.
[Water splashing]
[Cody breathing heavily]
[Kevin] A choice doesn’t define someone.
[Cody] It can.
She has the memory, to choose that over living...
[Kevin] Maybe it wasn't enough for her.
[Cody] What if it has to be?
[Kevin] Cody.
[Cody] Kev!
[Kevin] Why are we talking about this?
[Cody] Shouldn't we?
Shouldn't we be talking about this?
No, no. Just wait.
Just wait.
For what?
[Gentle music]
[Try to Remember by Hayes Bradley]
[Indistict chatter]
[Steve] Alright you guys, take care of yourself!
We’re getting down to business here.
[Marylou] Ah, the testosterone.
[Steve] And a one, and a two,
Tres.
[Grunting and straining]
[Steve] Look at that, an early start!
[Overlapping conversations]
[Steve] Oh!
[Jared] Come on. Just let it— just do it!
Just end my— just do it!
Just do it!!!
-Boom! -Ahhh!
[Everyone cheering] [Marylou] So soon?
[Overlapping conversation]
[Steve] Next year...
[Everyone cheering] Oohh!
[Clapping and cheering]
[Steve] Yes! Yeah!
[Martin] It's good to see you again!
[Conversations overlapping]
[Steve] Ow. Ow.
[Marylou] It's a self-service breakfast.
So just...
[Martin] Get a little.
[Steve] I got to take a nap. I’m done.
[Birds singing]
[Cody] How about that?
[Kevin] That is definitely immoral.
[Cody] Mmm but not unethical.
[Kevin] Illegal?
-Mmhmm. -Maybe.
[Playful bite sound] Oh...
[Car hoking]
Hi!!!
[Baba] Oh, hello!
[Cody] What's shakin?
[Laughing]
Nothing but the leaves on the summer trees!
Aw!
[Baba] How are you, darlin? [Cody] I’m great! How are you?
Where are you?
[Baba] Well,
last week I spent doing yoga at a hot house in Iceland.
And now I'm with my favorite people,
So I'm doing all right.
This hair! [Lauhgs]
Well hi.
Precious boy.
Precious Baba.
I don't like that hair.
Oh.
[Marylou] Mom!
Oh no, it's fine. This is our thing.
I live my life, and she tells me what she thinks of my choices.
Ah, welcome to my world.
Mwah!
[Thoughtful piano]
You flew with this?
[Laughter]
‘Cause, yeah—
‘cause Chris is the greatest Schmidt ever.
-Exactly. -Was the best Schmidt.
[Jared] Is the best Schmidt.
[Chris] Debatable.
Andy, Chris—
What's married life like?
[Chris] Mmm!
Tell ‘em, Babe.
Oh god.
I think,
like, when we were your guys's age,
I don't think either one of us
would have expected that the Sunday Farmer's Market
would be the highlight of our life!
[Laughter]
There's this one stand, guys,
that has, like, over 23 different kinds of mushrooms.
[Laughing and exclaiming] -Wow.
-They’re so good. -I love that!
-Oh my god I love that. -It is amazing!
[Laughing]
So that's 30.
Thirty and married, baby!
I mean, aren’t you like 50?
[Laughing] Hey!
Forty!
Forty!
You child.
It’s a beautiful existence.
I'm not complaining.
[Kevin] Well we do have the mushrooms to thank for our
existence, so.
-Really? -What?
Hmm?
‘Cause the dinosaurs.
What?!
[Chris laughs]
The dinosaurs. Really?
[Cody] Oh, that fills us in.
-Say more. [Cody] Kev! Help!
Yeah, we heard you say dinosaurs.
What does that have to do with the mushrooms?
Oh, because when the meteor came in and killed them all,
I mean, we could say what a high degree of certainty that
there was a fungal bloom, swept the land, took hold of them,
because they're
because they're cold blooded.
And the fungal blooms like "blaaarg!"
and you know, went into their dead, dumb, reptile brains.
-Why are you laughing? What- -[Pounding]
[Steve] What’s going on in here?!
Oh, damn— Um,
they're explaining the mushrooms and the dinosaurs to me.
So Jay— -That’s a true story!
‘Cause that’s a true story— keeping tell that story...
[Marylou] What is happening in there?
[Steve] Everything’s fine! We’re fine, we’re going.
[Marylou] Are you sure?
[Steve] Yesss. Our children, they are degenerates.
[Tapping on glass] [Overlapping conversations]
[Marylou] I just want to say thank you to our
chefs de cuisine for whipping up this delicious feast for us.
Thank you, Chef.
Absolutely. It was our pleasure.
[Boys cheering] Andy!!!
And thank you to Andy and Chris for flying in.
And to Mom for flying in from where?
Reykjavik.
Yep.
Oh, I have great photos of the West Fjord ice caves.
I can you show them to you later?
Yep.
And Cody.
Four years up here...
Yes.
And Kevvy.
19 years with the human gestation cycle.
Many years.
And thank you to the boys
for being so helpful.
[Chris] To the boys. [Marylou] Cheers.
[All] Cheers.
[Jared] To the boys.
[Andy] Cheers.
To life.
[Marylou] Well, we, um
We're missing one.
But I feel like he's with us,
telling us to relax and enjoy the sunset.
Yeah?
Hands behind his back, admiring... everything!
[Laughing]
Me and my sisters growing up, seven of us in a house,
there was never enough time to do all the things
you wanted to do before bed!
And dad would say, "It's cool."
"You got time tomorrow."
And then growing up,
well,
there was never enough time
for everything, you know,
all the work and the stuff, whatever.
And we were like, "Aaghh, if only we had more time!"
And dad said,
"Yeah, hold on."
"I don't know, I..."
"I don't think we need more time."
"And, we're— we're not we're not getting any more, so"
"don't waste time wishin’."
So then I was like,
"Okay, make the most of the time."
"Do as much as you can! Got it!"
Yeah?
And then being up here
with all our favorite people...
It makes sense.
It really makes sense what he was saying.
What we all need, what we..
..we all really need.
[Baba] Oh, check out your ‘gramps.
That's Bert?
That’s Bert!
We did our own, mind you.
And when I close my eyes and think about him,
I’m back in the summer of ‘46, when we first met,
before he was that cool guy there.
County fair.
There was this boy running at full speed.
He slams into me, knocks me over!
I slap into the dirt.
He falls on me!
Ice cream smooshed, dress ruined.
And he just smiles and says, "Oops."
"Double scoop?"
It's silly, but yeah.
Did you buy you another one?
You bet!
He had to borrow money from his mother.
Fifty four years of marriage...
a lifetime of memories,
and yet that's the one crystallized in my mind—
Clear as day! Just by closing my eyes.
But the feeling of him never goes away.
It's the same now as it was when we first met,
when we ran off to spend our lives together.
It was totally irrational,
but absolutely the best thing we ever did.
What Lou is talking about, that time thing?
That was true.
He knew something, that guy.
What?
That what we need is..
..more stillness.
Listen.
Songs in the air.
A whisper in the wind.
[Soft wind through branches, wind chimes]
-Evening, family! -Can we use the car?
[Steve] Uh, keys are... [Marylou] Oh, whatcha up to?
"Venturin’! [Marylou] Cool!
Uh, Steve! Can I borrow a shirt?
Sure.
-Uh— Cody, help me? -Yeah!
[Marylou] Your grandmother, she leaves tomorrow.
Yeah, I know, and I promise I'll listen to her
despite all her unfiltered criticism.
[Marylou] Encouragement! -The fuck are these keys?!
[Marylou] Kev! -Yeah, something that says
I'm available, but I also have a secret?
-Yeah. -What secret?
-Jay likes Annie! -No no shhhh!
What?! [Marylou gasps]
[Steve] I will say this, Jay Man. Go for it!
-Thank you. -You’re welcome.
And thank you for the shirt, Sir Steve.
Keys were on the mantle, why don’t you start?
-Go. Go go go go go go go go! -Thank you!
Goodnight!
[Marylou] Goodnight, you guys!
I promise nothing illegal, immoral, and blah blah blah!
[All shouting] -Shotgun!!! [Kevin] Nope!
[Jared] Why does Cody always get shotgun?
[Kevin] Because I'm a fucking gentleman.
[Steve and Marylou sigh]
[Steve] They leave so soon.
[Marylou sighs]
[I think I Like It When It Rains by Willis]
Dawg.
I think your shirt's on backwards.
Is it?
Yeah it's definitely on backwards. [Laughs]
Well maybe I can just walk around all night like
"Hello."
-"Hello!" -"Hello, sir."
[Laughing] "Honored to meet you."
[Jared] Very good. Walk backwards, yeah!
Flick off some lights!
[Both] Backwards man! Backwards man!
[Laughing]
I’ll turn it around.
Thank God.
[Jared] Oh and...
What is it, a stain?
I can, cover it up with something.
Do I just put my mom’s shirt over it?
I think you should.
[Kevin] Do you think she's gonna know I took it?
[Jared] She's definitely gonna know. But you should—
You should definitely wear that.
Hey, can I borrow those pants that are on the couch?
They're going to be tight.
Oh, tight tight!
Yeah, just put it on. It's Annie's party.
This is like it for us.
Hey, you're doing it for me.
Uh!
Uh!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You look like a prince bro. Oh!
[Martin] Guess who!!!
Hey!
Wooow.
Oh yeah, you like that?
Ready? -Bam!
-Hey. -Pow!!!
-Mmm! -Pop pop!
-Boom! Hey!
Are you wearing those?
Hell yeah, I'm wearing these.
[Jared] Respect.
Now let's make...
some memories, boys.
-Eye contact. -Eye contact.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
[Martin coughing]
I'm so happy.
-You enjoyed that? -I’m a—
Those are terrible, no. I will never do that again in my life.
-Certainly not tonight. -No never again...
Maybe I'm older but, I'm not.
[Martin] Noted.
My god, tastes like paint.
[Mystery of Me by RIP Dunes]
Do I look silly? I feel kind of silly.
[Cody laughs] [Cody] You look so fine.
The pearls are a nice touch.
-[Kevin] They’re my mom’s. -[Cody] Marylou!
[Loud music plays]
[Indistict crowd chatter]
[Indistict crowd chatter]
Oh my god!
[Jared] Look at this.
-Hellooo. -Hellooo.
You know,
it’sa good party, but..
our sober hearts drew us to you.
Like a friendship beam.
[Girls laughing] [Annie] Come on!
I know I should be, um
Bro.
You don't have to be anything other than exactly what you are.
Real men feel, Kev.
Feel what?
Exactly.
[Loud music plays]
I love you guys.
Come on!
Go for it. There he is!
Oh, we like to see that.
[Cody laughing]
Hi. Buy me dinner first.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't want to be a dream.
What?
-Please. -Come dance with me!
No, Cody, we're not dreaming.
-What? -Cody...
[Vomiting]
[Cody] Hey.
[Kevin spitting]
Hey! Come here. Come here, come here. Come here.
Hi. Come here.
[Kevin] I'm sorry.
[Cody] It's okay.
Sit down, sit down.
Oh oh oh. Let's go home.
Let’s go home.
[Sentinemal music] [Kevin crying softly]
What?
[Kevin, whispering] I’m going to miss you so much.
[Sentimental music grows]
[Kevin softly sobbing]
[Both laughing]
[Kevin] May I have this dance?
[Cody] Oh! Of course, of course.
-Oh! -Oo.
-Oh! - I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come here, come here, come here.
Hi.
[Kevin] So beautiful.
What dance move is that?
I don't know!
[Both laughing]
Whoa stop stop stop! Stop stop stop!
What?! What what what? What?! Whoa!
[Kevin] You look both ways! [Cody] Oh!
You're right, you're right.
[Kevin] Look both ways.
[Cody] Both ways!
[Kevin] And go!
[Cody] Whoa! Haa!
[Cody] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
Here, you take your shoes off.
-Take your shoes off. -Whoops.
[Cody] Sit down right here.
[Kevin] Oh, god. [Cody] Yep yep yep, here.
[Kevin] I don't want to. [Cody] Ope.
Ok?
[Kevin babbling] [Cody] Kev, come here.
We’re gonna get some water. [Kevin] Yeah?
[Cody] Yeah. Shhhh. Shh shh shh shh.
[Kevin] Get this shirt off... shirt off!
[Cody] Be careful.
Hi! Hi.
-Hey! -Hi.
-Hey. -Hi.
-Hey. -Hi!
Do you,
come here often?
Do I— do I come—
Stay right here. Okay.
[Kevin] Well, hello. -Hello.
Be right back.
Whhoop! Who made the cake?
Kevin. Here you go. Drink this.
Drink this. Let’s have a sip?
A little sippy sip?
Mmm. Good job.
Very good.
Mmhmm!
-Did I make this? -Mm-mm.
-Did you make this? -Mm-mm.
Who made this?
I don't know.
Is it good?
Amazing!
[Dreamlike music]
[Reflective piano]
Hey.
Sleepy time.
Oh, you’re a sleepy little wolf.
-Aawooooo. -Aawoooo.
We— we didn’t, um
Huh?
We— uh, we didn’t finish the book.
We will.
[Kevin sighs]
[Cody sighs]
Oh.
Thank you, thank you very much.
You're welcome. Uh—
Goodnight.
Night.
[Waves lapping gently]
[Dreamlike music]
[Gentle breeze]
-Hey. -Hi.
-Hey. -Goodmorning.
[Marylou] Kev?
Yeah.
Looks good out there.
[Steve] Last day.
You guys wanna boat today?
-Definitely. -Nice.
I think we’re gonna go out into town and pick up some gifts and
stuff, but is the boat at three okay?
[Steve] Mmhmm.
Can we use the bikes too?
[Marylou] Mmm. Yeah.
Sabrina does it again.
She never loses.
[Birds singing]
[Gentle piano]
[Gentle piano]
[Inaudible]
[Gentle piano]
[Inaudible]
[An Autumn Summer Main Theme plays]
[Music fades]
[Wind over the water]
[Gentle piano continues]
[Music rises]
[Splash]
[An Autumn Summer Main Theme plays]
[Music concludes]
[Delicate piano]
[Cody] So what do you want to do now?
[Kevin] Mmm.
Name me a standout memory from 5th grade.
Kicking Jenny Hentler's ass in the class debate.
Oh, my god, Kev,
this girl had no shot.
We were trying to figure out what to do
with our free class period,
and I suggested and petitioned
that we get more recess time.
Mmhmm.
Mmhmm.
And I won it.
So.
Wow. I’m so proud.
Are you?
Yeah.
Mmm.
I saw that animals are going to die therefore so are we,
so I asked my mom.
"Am I going to die?"
And she was like, "Yeah."
But it didn't really make me scared.
It was more...
Annoying?
[Cody] Do you see my teeth?
[Kevin] I see ‘em.
[Cody] Are they white?
Are they sparkly?
[Kevin] Yeah, they’re— Well.
-Wait, put your head up. -Yeah.
-Do you see mine? -Okay now I only see your teeth.
[Kevin] Are they? Are they... -They’re sparkling.
-They’re sparkling? [Cody] Yes.
[Cody] We’re you too busy?
[Kevin] For the people I love I’m always available.
-Mmmm. -For those I don’t,
sometimes I'm busy
Not doing shit.
Exactly.
Mmhmm.
I have..
12 to 14 people who matter. That’s it.
-That is efficient. -Efficient. Yeah.
[Yawning] Very efficient.
Mmmmm.
I’m awake.
You’re sleeping.
Go to sleep, little wolf.
[Cody, whispering] Kev?
[Kevin] Mm?
[Cody] Kev.
[Kevin] Hm.
[Cody] Kev!
[Kevin] What?
[Cody] Come on.
[Tent zipper opens]
[Footsteps running]
Cody! Why are we always racing?
Cody!
[Cody] Ugh! Fuck! I can't.
[Breathing heavily]
[Quiet laugh]
[Quiet laugh]
Let’s jump in.
Alright.
[Both laughing]
I've seen you here before.
[Cody laughs]
[Kevin] I know.
[Cody] No.
It just happened so fast.
And now it’s just...
Everything's going to be...
I just—
I love you, Kev.
And I hate not..
knowing.
I know, I know.
Liar.
The only lie
I ever told you.
Was the first week we met.
I told you I liked you.
But I already knew.
I already knew.
I know.
[Quiet laugh]
[Soft music]
[Soft music growing]
[Waves lap]
Oh. Safe travels.
-Hhmm? Safe travels. -Thank you.
Thanksgiving? It's nothing.
[Cody] Mmm.
Sir Steve.
[Steve sighs]
[Steve] Yeah.
Boys. [Sighs]
Cody Bear.
-Heeey. -Boys.
[Martin] We're good.
You cool? [Jared] Super cool.
-Coool. -Hhmm.
Cool as ice.
You guys come here.
We love you, Cody.
[Cody] Mmmm.
Not me.
Aw.
[Jared] Love you.
Take care.
Well.
See ya.
See ya.
[Marylou] Aoh.
[Keys jingle]
[Engine starts]
[Engine stops]
Okay look, I lied to twice! This plan of ours—
-It sucks! I hate it. -I know! And it just—
-Why didn’t you say anything?! -I don’t want to do it.
-I said everything! -You didn't say anything!
Yeah but I said everything.
What?!
Collectively!
No, we— we're not one of these couples!
No! Oh, my god, I know one of those couples—
I don't even know what that meant! I’m sorry!
I know, I know! I know.
We're awesome!
Concur! So— what do you want to do?
I want to— I— okay
Okay, what about your 4 year plan thing?
Yes. Yes. College. Do that. Be together.
-Yes. -Logical as shit!
-And we can do that! -Yeah!
It's so... logical.
Oh, do we... call? -Yeah!
Okay but what if —what if...
What if I call you and you're with some girl or something?
Realistically, I mean, I wouldn't answer.
I just wait until I can call you back,
but you probably ask what I was doing,
and I'm not gonna lie to you!
And—
And now we're just getting into technicalities,
and I don't even want to—
Look, I'm just trying to answer your hypothetical.
It’s the same if— -Oh my gaaa— okay okay okay!
What if we’re— we’re— we’re— what—um
What if we’re just together
summers. -Yes.
-And like, on breaks. -Yes.
Let’s be together when we can be.
-Efficient. Yes. -You know?
Yeah, exactly! It’s efficient! It’s r— it— I’d be— why—
Why create all this additional fucking heartache—
Why?
—for ourselves as opposed to living in the moment
when we're together!
And being apart when we're apart.
Fuck.
What? No, what? What?
We could do that! We could—
That's— that’s smart! We can do that.
Dumb.
I know.
So what do we do?
Be together?
[Laughing]
We don't have a plan.
We’ll wing it.
Wing it, my dear!
[Laughs]
Want a ride?
No, thanks. I think I'm gonna—
Oh.
-Yeah. -Oh okay.
Do that.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Yes.
Next day, too?
There’s a high probability.
Good.
You got this.
We.
We.
Yeah.
Shvink!
[Cody laughs]
Onward!
[Engine starts]
Awooooo!
[Quiet, bittersweet music]
[Howls like a wolf]
[Quiet music continues]
[An Autumn Summer Main Theme plays quietly]
[Car horn honks playfully]
[Steve] So what? Buttons.
What do you got?
[Marylou, laughing] No!
[Background chatter]
[Jared] You look so good!
[Jared] Oh! [Baba] Thank you!
[Baba] Oh it’s been forever! [Jared] It’s been too long.
But I want to hear all about it inside!
[Kevin] Did you plan this? Arriving at the same time?
[Jared] Yeah yeah yeah yeah. We’re connected by fate.
-Mmhmm. -Yeah.
You look good!
-Oh. -Come on.
Hello?
[Jared] Steve!!!
[Steve] Oh, here come the others!
[Marylou] Oh, well hello!
[Steve] Get in there and get the brocolli ready!
[Baba] Precious boy. [Kevin] Precious Baba.
You know, I'm liking that earring.
-You do? -Mmhmm.
Very surprising.
Well, the hair is kind of growing on me, too.
That’s funny, I was actually going to say you should do
something about yours.
Everyone's in the kitchen. -Oh, thanks.
[Marylou] And what are you up to on the weekend?
[Marylou] With some friends?
[Marylou] Cool.
[Marylou] Are you going to go home at all?
[Marylou] Well nothing illegal, immoral, or unethical.
[Laughs]
[Marylou] You can always count on me to say that.
[Marylou] Yeah, but you can still have some fun.
[Marylou] I have faith in you.
[Marylou] You can do it.
[Marylou, laughing] Okay.
[Marylou] Here he is.
Hello?
Hi. Uh.
[Family talking loudly] Uh, one sec.
Um.
Hi.
[Cody] Um, hi! That was 14 secs.
[Kevin laughs] Apologies, t’was uh—
T’was the dinner chaos.
[Cody] So, do you have a minute?
Yeah.
[Cody] You're sure you're not busy?
No. No, not at all.
I'm entirely useless
until we carry the tables, anyway. So I have at least, uh
At least 14 minutes.
[Cody] Cool.
[Cody] So how are you?
I mean, um.
How— What—
What have you been doing all summer?
You know.
[Cody] Yeah.
Uh
Can I ask you a question?
[Cody] May you.
Mmmm. I walked into that one.
[Cody] Yes you did. Yes, you did.
Wow, sorry. But your question.
Yes, um
Why do people say "a whole "nother’?
Cause, expanding that it’s "a whole another"
which um
which makes no sense.
[Cody] Well,
as a fan of efficiency,
I feel like you like the apostrophe.
That's a— that's true.
Apostrophes are
efficient as fuck.
-Cody, I— -[Cody] You know—
-What? [Cody] No, you go.
No. Um, no, you.
[Cody] I— nothing.
I was just going to say that
We never finished the book.
[Meet Me Where by KOLARS]
♪ Love come back to me ♪
♪ Then I’ll come back to you ♪
♪ if it’s all I’ll ever do ♪
♪ if it’s all ♪
♪ I’ll ever do ♪
♪ come back to you ♪
♪ I’ll come back to you ♪
♪ I’ll come back to you ♪
♪ I’ll come back to you ♪
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